The evening world. Newspaper, January 20, 1912, Page 9

“S’Matter, Pop?” AW- MADAM IN View OF THE DOURTFUL STABILITY OF THE THERE 1S NOTHING To Do BUT Go uP THERE AND CALL THEM Down) _The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday. January 20. 191 Coppetaht, 1912. WF The Hie e suo ak OM, (ue New Yoru Word) orl, My RAISING OF YouR 19 NOT KiD You MIGWT Gey VALUABLE HINTS From He ConDUCT OF OTHERS IND THe House = MY OWN Boy For INSTANCE Darktown Doings Hf : | I.CANT UNDERSTAND You AT ALL, JOHN,~) You COME HOME HERE AND SIT. AROUND THE “| found a pearl! in an oyster last evening.” ' “My, you're lucky. What did you get for it?” “A broken teoth and a jeweller’s bill for $2 for telling was no good.” ma string asked the boy “Drove” a Bargain. ome ont to was doing w ow swered the boy snd ae hie fund, vai not paid the ‘aking { farmer 4 that tim A ‘ei re xplanation. . " shouted some one Then his face Hehted un. | of the 0 he malt “Ti tell you what Tl! do. fe mata. | Mike Mi y mtorian volo two months longer mathe: “You keep the hi joual Montiily, - You DONT SEEM To TAKE ANY INTEREST IN LIFE AT ALL ~ You Don'T TAKE ME By C. M. Payne 3 2 | Bor aT By Ferd G. Long Copyright, 1912, ty The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World.) -You'RE SO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT You rca USED TO BE ~ You 2\ USED TC BRING ME HOME CANDY ONCE IN_A WHILE =AND GIVE ME A LITTLE PRESENT Now_ AND — OUT ANYWHERE- To SEE ANYTHING = You DONT ACT AS JK You CARED FOR ME AT ALL _ eb bel AND L HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING- “Is your husbard considerate?” wor even a Gua GOOD NI-G-HT! COAT To WFAR! % —— By John Copyright, 1912, by The Prese Pub LAZES in Wall Street are not Breve Last week forty-two investors were burnt and twice as many singed. Over one hundred writera have made Roosevelt's position in politics perfectly clear. “Dog trained to deliver packages he had driven a] “ree Press. hard bargain that he prop sel he a for ite keen ey Dangerous was uty ian considered tor & minvie,| en Merry Go Round. | OMING 9 ferry terday we Journal. The right side of his the elder wou! Jest _the elder beca til soimebuily mathematic, Mtle, an etht The doubter re iu Say, you wise uve, ipgular of dantrutt Say, what are around like this! “I'm deaf in 4 le tring to et) Eloquent Stump Speaker. Ready for the Warden, ji: mer a: 4 rina en: O make sure the youngster was not disobey ing the bass fishing lax, the game warden @ “4 took Lis string out of the water and found — "Yes," agreed n the line, A might call stump s; and a Times, LITTLE MORE only catfish ALL Rent Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers * The Chaperon Ques'ion. HOULD @ girl receive her meu callers unchaperoned? In Am a4 the answer is nearly always “Ves. 28 the rosul own tnd ) play hostess unguarded of our trust In our young dei that they ave al- But, girls, may I make one little suggestion? ‘The first tne @ young man comes to see you, Introduce him to your Pr, Unless she ady knows im, She need not stay the m du u © call, but #he hould remain for the first ning in the gen- eral conversation, , ‘ The right sort of young man will respect you for this will be pleased wiih your dete have the benefit of her prot Belty Vincenk, 30" yourself wi tifled in forme Paying ih Fare. “FE, LL.” writes: “Is it proper to thank a gentleman when he pays @ lady's fare?" P Yos, unless he has invited her to 6°] wife, out with him, Then {t 1s understood that he pays all expenses, and she re-| Walk on the Oc tside, serves her thanks until the end of the| "H. J." writes “Wh outing. is walking —_ he walk bet tage she cannot forget the past for you, ought not to promise to be your “LE. J.” writes: “How can I convince | side? ave SPeed, FATTY! | and collect tips.” This convinces us that it is not exactly proper to clas- Schooldays 36 |Fetowie sting) SY (oh dig | [29 Wo costing ne of heart “Husband kills man who marries “hs wife.’ Would that be suicide, or would it not? The fact that a man by the name of Weatherspoon is connected with the Weather Bureau probably ex | plains the mess of climate we have — had dished out to us the past week, | Teaeven’ Bid ! fv ser. | “rhe girt was sent to the House (ATE Be SPO) of Detention” The man was turned pp loose to find him another girl. This isa free country and we men ave ia | favor of freedom A man who lost his money in a NO. 19 BAXTER STREET, ORE neers horn This was a afte Mex jean War, Ono wa eres Wa a Now Yor Leu | Charles Bax ewe in the awa per, | Did You Ever Hear o my fiance that I truly love ? He 1s] tn walking with a lady ep ladies a paeenl i SOS many years older than I." man should always take the position ” t = Show him that you prefer his com-|nearest tho curt eee ae any to that of any one else. << ; i is HEMT ORY? mer Panes tA valine jaay near our fam 4 MA, R. writes: “How ean I win the plet hon nesalina ot reer t t j ia love of a whom I like very ¢ phe didn't save O14 a fi 8 : ast much and with om 1h been she didn't think ® 1 eh 8 ew ‘ “ie ; corresponding for ne thm as I didn't ask aa YW : You can do not except be yours ‘ 5 fa a P ° , self, He must take the initiative in] lady should have kept her ‘ ead ‘ love-making. promise to you, % ; ‘ . 8 las a girl a wat! ap the ¢ * a a « a} the twornet eth a “H. writes: “Does not a man| “H. 8." writes: “Ta tt proper to ark t “ i think 1 fa girl who permits him to,@ youn’ man to my house? I used to hong, & young woman * on ; ap Rie kiss her, although she does not love 0 to school with him and have just met, “ty, rere ripeeRTyy Ob raelt of any : a Lae him?” him again?” lth a ail nod t now ie ce xe ton nt we Ae heeuen agen ; Yes, he is apt to have a less respect; You should walt tll he asks permiss fault, Mow shall I make up? © ANN | Youll tt * 1 and i with ful opinion of her. sion to call, j Go to her, or if that te not porninie! Bogy to Win Lobe. b ; ad Lt i , Ay oc md an "K. a." “, —_ write to her, and mak, Ni ology. bid A ns i maverwandina’ fat atectia 3 K. G.” writes am engaged to a ‘J. EL" writes: ‘TI have just mot a ul ete a makes & full apoloey | "M.A. writes: "The young lady I) Ce not, but I think you would| Of cours rt 7 D-year proposagjauerr furnishings he bore» 1 away “D, D.” writes: 'Z am alxteen, and @ love has shown me that ehe hates me be wrong ever to marry a silly, bold isa silly Joke, i} young widow, Have I the right to ex-| young girl with whom I have fallen thers of his kind, says the Wide World Silhouette Sayings “80 much so he doesn’t come home at night for fi The Papers Say New York Streets, ‘ New York and was honored by a pul rR he'll wake me up.” L. Hobble blidhing Co, (The New York World). bank failure shot the president. Why kill the bank President? He had something to live for, The man should have committed suicide. “A new water works building i¢ being erected in Denver.” This ia not an original idea; they are copy- ing after our own Wall Street, Bailey has observed that there te nothing so certain aa taxes, nor un- | certain as Texas. “Rutter is 42 cente a pound.” We do not hesitate in accusing the datry- men of milking the Golden Calf. The girl laundry workers are ve quired to toil ten houre a day on starvation wages, but a complete erhaustive investigation ig being made, after which the girls will have to work only ten houra a day on starvation wages. But the Legislature ia not blind to the needs of the laundry workers. | A bill has been introduced requiring nine-foot bed sheets, which will give the girls a better opportunity to earn their salaries. + And How They Receivei Their Names. 7 ty Hull, after whic! 1 Mexican War Section brave man further and to 1 rom an unpleasant high= wnged “Orange” et d that the change of ate effect on s| busy thoroughfare, t was named to commem- \ gallant man, Bax- have long since c of the public at it of three, perhaps, ik oot merely as & noted | markoiplace soap clothing, f Harnessing a Shark? , Maga? ely and silent he passed Mm un = the fishes till starve. ery ended bis exist- Of cou! 't was. But surely, Y se, toe shark hi nd the pale of 0 has a long me: The shark has followed for weeks siadow of his ship, an@ has man of the crew with eody, malevolent eye, ‘There ts a avy debt igainst all the shark trtbe and, when the old scores, ti to the full, Besides ¢ rer 18 the sanction of immemerjal It was some old Phoenician, ding out pf Tyre to the far Cassite. rides, Who, probably, first put the trie in practice, Stim dir nema ren at f , re LY ‘ 4 ’