The evening world. Newspaper, January 6, 1912, Page 8

| { H _Evening World Daily _Magasine, Saturday, | Can You Beat It? 3% (n-) % 13 te ——— eer is ak Cupid’s Leap Year Deputy Sheriffs. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. by The Brees Putdishing The New York Workt). P eligible to he deputy sherlffs of New York. Thi BSTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Dally Except Bunday by the Prowse Publishing Company, ere ee 3 Park Row, New York. 5/aan, PULITZER, Preaident, Park Tow, BA Ue STA W, Treasurer, ¢2 Park Mow. JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 64 Park J Pntered at the Poat-OMce at New York ag Gecond-Claee Ip Rates to The Kvening§ror Eneln and tie ‘World for the United States All Cour WHAT A a KNOW A BETTER CHAIR BEAUTIFUL For SUCH A WONDERFUL Copyright OMEN ma ea tn toe Interne law says 9. est irra aver _ CHILO ‘an name as many feminine deputies a& One Year..... 88.50] One ‘ aaa year, He is none other than Cupld, hish Qne Mon! 20} One teoeeevoes sheriff of hea For, as we ped a ie te 4 omic: 8, ot y ore dire n iL a VOLUME 82... ..0005 HETERO NO. 18,400 comle artists, if not oy mor n year, when all women have warrants to str! out upon th @litte highway of Romance and arrest in the name 4 the law of leap year any man who secms an eligible hugl/ band. THE LADY OF THE TOWER. E PEOPLE OF THE TOWERS have our own loyalties, ethics, relationships, and the Margaret, the Maid of Norway, who reigned over Scot land from 1:86 to 12%, Issued in 1288 (a leap year) the fr ordinance permitting Women to propose to tnen of which history hae a record. “it ts ordained that during tho reign of Her Most Blessed we conceive to be as high as our place in the scheme of things. In tts own tower in det Park y The Evening W< seognized bt » folle Majesty, for cach year known as loan year, each malde ~ gat The egg W ied has re ue | but five fellowships , My of both high and iow estate whall have liberty to tne tuth, registered by the Tribune clock, Justice, pedestaled by the - peak the man she Ikea; albett fuses to take her to City Hall; Wisdom, incarnate in Diana of the Garden; Liberty, god . " S A . or be his lawful ‘wife he shall be muleted in t wit bd ! ; } pound or less, as his estate may be; except and always he can make It ap es of the Upper Bay, and Order, resplendent in the dome of Police that he de betrotiea to another woman.” Headquarters So rune the leap year ordin of Margaret the M y % i It will be seen therefore that women have enjoyed th It is, therefore, a matter of importance to The Evening Worl that this fellowship is to 1 Fame is soon to have her abor intermittent privilege of NOW, Sit RIGHT TIMmi ¥4 ( CR S THERE, MY 1 Surety) proposing for more than 6%) years, “1 \ 1 wonder {fin all that time 609 or even sixty women have availed ae sone i) of it. I wonder, and f doubt more than [ wonder. But has it ovcurred to any | on the tower of the new Municipal Pens SAR bi \ | one in there #0 years that the leap year statute speciteally a aiden Building and command the windows of this sanetum. As the nearest MY er food ROW |ladies” and so excludes, Inferentiaily, at least, the very pe: 7 OY — ‘take advantage of it-the dashing, daring widow? H neighbor predestinate of the new divinity we welk COME WITH ME I munity of the Towers, and pledge to Civic Fame a devotion no Jess RRR A Flaw in the Leap Year Law. { than that we have accorded to Truth, Justice, Wisdom, and Order, PPARENTLY this very important question of leap year jaw has been overs \ A enlarged—that tie Ideas of Civic we it to the Com worty looked altogether. And yet the specific barring of uid do more | te’ to profit by thelr ps a great number of 42 — BY-PRODUCTS. | OU can draw useful lessons as well as solemn warnings fr Business, Such a lesson is set forth in to enable the “matden ladies of high and low | privileges than all other influences put together. Per! women propose Indirectly, in leap year and out of it Man is a proverUlal drifter in the shatlows of emotion and only the sight of the mermaid flashing brightly ahead or the song of the siren on the distant reef lures him very far out to sea—the sea of matrimony, of course. Mermaids never propose, nor sirens either. Once in a while the mermaid may turn her head and st a little or with @ splash of a finny tail flirt a little sparkling spray in the face of the pursuer. ‘The siren may forsake the classic and sing a littic ragtime if ehe is luring @ ragtime sort of man. But she does no more. Only those who lack imagination, charm, romance q testimony nf packers that their profits are from by-products, from ch steer killed there is a profit of only three cents on the dressed meats, ‘There is ® profit of forty-two eonts on the fat, thirty-seven cents on the hide, what the local butcher used to throw away, From 7 m7 | plain everyday resourcefulness take the lea year statute seriously. And evel eighteen cents on glue from the hoofs. On cach carcass there is | SH NERS , | they don’t take advantage of it, through a wholesome fear. a total profit of &1, only three per cent, of whieh is from the meat ; ILL CARRY You 1 CAN GO | ‘Theoretically. of course, a woman has the right to a man to marry ner] | whether or not the spirit seizes her In @ year that will divide by four. Bu actually, She never has to propose if the very slightest chance exists that the man would accept her if she did. itself, These figures are questioned, but the general fact they declare— that by-products are the most profital open to que: ‘ To WE FINEST ’ You nave even BY mySecF ! s—is not part of the busine ion, Every efficient industrial combination specializes its by-products. Standard Oil has lucrative cating oil, vaseline and other substances obtained in refining crude petroleum, The anthracite operators are making a wens: | The Week’s Wash } Ls side lines in Inbri- od thing out of the immense refuse heaps beside their crushing plants, from which they derive the “pea” and “buckshot” grades of, commercial | coal.* Stable manure, the farm's chief by-product, is indispensable to its continued fertility. The successful housewife helps out her fable with kitchen by-products, with coneoetions made from odds and ends that thriftless women throw away. What is true of glue and vaseline and buckshot coal and stable waste and chicken croquettes is true of your leisure time. You ean nake it count more than time spent at desk or counter toiling for fome one else, Tt may not seem important to you, but if you are new year In, How- | ceeded yet. All husbands are hereby | working for a bank or in a trust capacit ait Ne otter Eine te canes Roria cea ee eat bod ; you will ae that - use The Pr Lanaaradedieenrarndass aacdarnahadsahaddaddatdasardnad criticism to offer| jung in proximity to female apparel in you make of your leisure means mueh to your employer, e, or! ; J of perso: F who hotel or restawrant coat rooms. It gets some bonding company, is enrious about it, Hf its by-product is wild | @ ily Mrs. Jarr Learns a Thousand Ways . Lipa nar pnackt Meal wilt By Ma tin Green, bene y Qvoyright, 10 wT ws Pablidviag Co, (The New York World), CE TSUPPOSE you raw the year povercoat and drew several deep breaths, I out and the new year said] ""Wretch!’ she screamed, ‘That the head polisher. found you out. The portume betrays “Not ostenta-|you—cheap, violent perfume! Who ts tous! replied | the woman?" id the laundryman,| “The gentleman in queetion has been "I saw the oid |trying ever since to explain to Felend year out and the| Wife that the odor of porfume on his new year In, but 1]ouat came from a woman's wrap that didn't float the old [had been hanging against the coat in year out and the|the hotet comt room, He iiasn’t suce er and harder for a married man to oats, he acts according Qaantin gkeeny months to buy | get along in a great city.” i wine New Year's Tho profits of a ONLI To Make Money, but Can't Do It)..0 oon vse ait tan tien {econo ” DOSSTSSSGSISSSHS GS FHSSFSESSFISSGHSGTSIFHVISGISGSIISSD With pity mingled with contempt sure hours you can work for yourself and make them bear direetly “However, in seeing the old year out I became wise to a new and horrible perll that confronte the married men an's life are in his by-products, In your leis 66 OW about the strike of the on your own development, Do you choose amusements that leave laundry workers?" asked the body stronger and brain clearer and mind stored with seenes and ex. { they get a cleon and conscient! way through college by going out by Mudridge-Smnith—all of us, In fact—| man and bh wife wh Vo oll the the day doing up tine shirt welsta: 99 bid ag Lied doing each other's | ,¢ New York—or such marred men as “Being Hh elaine only theoreti. f work for a home vs © eve | all-wool sweaters for their college-| washing. As it is now, Washerwomen) ain given to din Matallnabrar abe 3 e ine: nly reti- periences worthy a place there? Do you read the best books, hear Lie aipalacemmat det En ada Aled are given to dining in rentaurants al to Ket such a palr—and the divcharged| mates. ‘The other girls thought It a) want a dollar and a half a day and thelr |notels, We have iong becn aware of |C@!!%e" replied the laundry man, “I old hookkeeper always makes a fortune, | Jolly lark and used to do most of the|carfare, and they just ruin yourline danger of a blond hair clinging to evause his voarding house is always| work themselves, while the girls who clothes." The sOKe CO ANINRGL feliliva branelte vita filed with appreciative people who pay} got up the idea simply looked on. | “WI we have corn beet and cab-| or vice yersa and It In a wise husband tn advance." “As a consequence, washing became! bage on washdays then?" asked Mr. who prushes off the shoulders of le “Well, how about selling fancy work | such a fad at that college that not to] Jarr. Jeuat before going home tate at night n push carts? asked Mr, Jarr, be able to do fat work showed that one] “Ob, dear, no!" erled Mrs, Jarr. “Tf| after dining out. But this new peril is No," sald Mra Jarr, “we haven't} didn't belong to the exclusive frate;| Mrs, Stryver or Clara Mudridge-Smith |nsiiious and sirlkes without warning. . re 4 Con right, 1013, by The Pas Wuiliohing CT discussed that yet, but now th: efand some of the more ambitious girls! does our wasting I'l have to give a| “It grows out of the custom of farm burde is and interests of your household and contribute your part Fire Bey “Seep eae laundry strike Is on 1 think eieehis who wanted to earn pin money went! washday dinner with favors, and have!ing out the coat and hat checking to its possibilities of happiness? the best music the best p Do you follow lines of study that fit you for higher responsibilities and that render your very | diversions significant by helping you to grasp their art and to excel WY) in them? Do you keep up your friendships with people of congenial personality and kindred tastes? Do you carry a full share of the 6 1 “I Mra, Jarr, [all make money doin fine laundry] out scrubbing. | the table especlaliy decorated, I sup-| privileges In restaurants and hotels. _ nen 5 3 (ih hare " he Pe sje 0) 0 8 , our | pose, Very few pl provide separate rooms |:he sirike will ace For a street car compa the dividends are atrane ‘ 1 didn't pa Jolars work, Tread in the Per Ladie Tani going to suggest that at our pose, 0 sirike will accomplis| s i nie Aividonds are ‘in the eae ny Members the Harle Companion of how some girls paid thelr! next meeting. Mrs, Stryver and Clara) «je looks to me as though it would |ror the apparcl of men and women, The |drives out of the laundry business the Cividends of luman welfare accumulated out of office hour Business Wonan's tation, Bat be a great economy,” sald Mr. Jarr,|uniformed boob-snarers at the door | 4, sin human form who, after giving gravely. | erab men's overcoats and bands a coat shirt the acid test and hit it with hora would not have} No, it will cost a good deal, but ft) wraps, hurl them Indiseriminately Into @ hot tron, carefully fasten the bottom ety SCHEDULE K ON FOUR FE jwanted to pay thety d 9 will dignity iabor by making washday | the check room and there they are piled yytton, How tw It that you escaped?” aaked | ? ut ot A social function,” sald Mrs. Jarr, “But, on hooks two or t.cee or even five OF tne coat shir oh ET. lates dare , | | T h W Oo IT l d Ss be benefited, | si the ruvh may The he coat shirt is supposed to be put ‘ ~~ tre ry liad to pr Min Bint, who ta 242 | ‘ 11 dtd or the then, one's frends will deep, as be. on and taken off ilke @ coat. But whe WTY PEOPLE know only the canine pest that bites children—| "Well. ti Missy Wilat sells the furnt: | ut when that’ attach ture and Axtures In the flat next door, nay attack she takes her meale with me, And, people know the dog that kills she: The latter is intros [fos she dit not take dues from im @uced to metropolitan notice by report of a suit by a M BVOFS WNL OH AERS DON £0F sheriff to recover from certain and, although Mrs. Stryver and Clarajfura and wraps of women are sand- eh ge ( - t W OT E M1_J | Husrtetautn “nave ots, of, money wiena im hetween the ulsters_or_ too Sau att gue able tome tbe ait, , 1 b e J jon= Se lu T e a sie Paani CU UE ee sid hole—apparently soldered in, After v: just crazy to be self-supporting. ly trying to unbutton it the unhappy By Madison C, Feters. | ue don't raelly guven to tail: me owner of the shirt puts it on over his 13,000 persons here during the year. Country CT UBEEEB | sites, ete Ming to teach me a whole that you'll « ead, Then when he ts | ‘ork Gow ownore re lot of waye to make money," | Sane i come eank 8 Inserting his ; : - to inlaieé Gainages paid er vate tn boards cl Mr a 1912, by The Prva Publishing Co, (The New York Wasld. me bd a mane a arms he pulls out the bottom button, 1 hy his county to the man whose flock these “pets” raided Jare, ; No. 4 NNE BOLEYN As Anne ‘had supplanted her Queen)” iyo, we wouldn't really do ft that om stand Sor the loundey omplaves who Scientists have been caleulating just how many million dollars ertainly not!" wan the pr To (Oe G1 Mave j while lady of honor to Catherine, hE) yay ald Mite, J niy, as Clara hack of Aap feel qe oh ee up. the the American people are taxed every year by the rat, the ground + Vive eae enous powers) Through Whose Influence ivan now supplanted herself by Jane| Yuaviaye-smntth wald, tt will ruln one’s i encumbers the gar- ‘ a a ¢ ve M erat, the ground 4 after now, In you he chihdren ex own lady of honoy, The ¥ ment with a thousand pins, but I hope ) hand so ‘ve Com niised this way As Yt : the Kink or ginkette who buttons the ent, tyrannical KIN) When Mrs. Stryver comes to do my |" zquite Ouse Thoy would be Fone out Hesties nobody males money. ru yaee we . * ’ mole, the mosquito and the house-fly, ‘They would better figure eu “I have a friend who dined out New the BibleWasTran lated, | *°¥™« mista f in rvice of j wife of Francia 1, at whose gallant real ate k . © exept Groken ' : BOLBYN, second Wit seoxing an excuse for his new love,| s she will bring her laundress |. bottom button never gets his or her Job what is the cost to the country of the sheep-killing dog, which means , who thrown out « Meary VIL. of My tnatituted fecusations against — the} here aay eM Lee dire e work, | Year's @ with ME Bvene Lid fare | Rak as the case may be, 4 ° vs wuse thelr hate ta 1 n Sa ; " clates. Th re at @ fire:-class hotel. every dog but the lap dog. You can nearly put the answer in two ‘ heaters atti fo wes barn eeonl 1M. Queen, he was arrested. found gullly| gna when { do hers I'il take Gertrude | Nee ey te ae ee a ‘ "y ’ NM & Maplda Was beautiful, yay and on the confession of one Smetom under) over to rub the things out and staren Oe checked Noa je i words—Schedule K, ‘Those tariff taxes running over two hundred. so Bho was for three years iN torure, and on admissions of Norris, | Ove" co Tue INO nee oo ae eehing| the check ‘room about AV This acing the Blame, per cent., the decline in the nation’s flocks, the scarcity and hi 1 een Claude, pic cc 1 gentleman, In addition to being a strictly | i who would Jump off the | 66 duc at the approach of a! witeh the ha afterward withdrew.! wilt be under our pe Henry held out hopes of parton to} i will be the #a.ne onal supervision Ing 28 though we * said the head polisher, “that moral husbane Lawyer Max Steuer says no {n- Brooklyn B: »rice of wool and the prevalence of shoddy may be charged in great ces ) é ourt she wae an obje h Anne if #ie Would confess, but the ACTUALLY doing it, Besides, we i me Aicted banker can get a fair part to the American dog. ; Has pi : YT) action rey return to \ , land, general tone of her reply strongly | wilt have wasaing day costumes, Miss —, feat oe — Tat eae iinrihia towne fate trial 4 ; fe i hey € a! was wooed ord amrme her ocence. MY now re she c o1 6 ht be, also la aU ee Oe co . It is the dog’s nature to kill sheep, He gets it from his eousin, uf the omateh was me " i alte aN haaguIeLELy porae| ete Hemet ne riers sav fering trom & Mat colt, oe sourae.” sald the laundry many the wolf. The sleek pet of the day is the sneaking murderer of the The Chict " 5 s Under the sires- iyand of the King, who esteemed It a! that fotled and going to se Mt was pretty well along in th morn rere i i eee | The Chief Joy. Mons of the Jealous Henry VII. tle creme a Of eMency to SuDSUIRULG | (eee Cae ia eaeiat trinket auch {When Ne eased Airoedit Into his a dark, Working in bands of three or four he can clean out a flock in EE ted ils altectivas for th the headman's axe, ‘The ar RaIednmae apartment and prepared to hit the . alrea , a i for the stake the headman's a % pr de id Wife halted his pr a night, tearing their throats, chasing thom til they die of fright 4 fa A, neat aa. wae married to dane! “poing cach other's washing or we Mend Wife halted his p 5 he he, who wa yonour, net easant costumes? asked Mr She appeared on the sowne a The passage of laws in every State compensating farmers for loss: P heane gatecn mn, Calin oti reteeiay ie tauorbalahe she id ares : ow gown sniffing the, air ike a from unknown dogs attests how serious is the evil and low steal ily done. American farmers have had choice of zied, unlicensed, unkenneled dogs. They have ol and every man who wears clothes suffers ad ik was Carouge snalation of t the toned by Henry V A va py oof Tynda AvOr wi In exiatenc or life thls unha ges Which reve to the wife of t blood aound “With the unerring instinct of a wife 1 she went up to her husvand and dre Take A GaNy ee , nt up to her and and drew a ep breath with nose ogainsy his and the rest Je in me, and {left shoulde yea she pounced on his her intluen was the rep “It we costumes all alike Mrs. " own sia om F Wasting are nthe ha is would have to do woman sent OWo tt woutd salt OFT ws Te town wha he of the bankers.” og us mo her eharacter.. would pay ¢ her for the washing.”” TS ne of} “Any other — practical — busines How the Earth Grows. queried Mr. J A Mrs. Rangle had read of a Widow of giod family who P Ing in secret i a manufac: ing whatev 12, pos her forgiveness for ali the turing town until s velved the auently sine, creased bY about .000 tons, by a gufferings I have drawn upon } idea of phittine up dainty luncheons Some of the: are so small that hia Inquirer, At this ment 4 on mother.” for the workers in a tin plate mill ten thousand of them would weigh only | Would take ten thousand ett rate { fh ands Giaead her Mbaen the King, acs) nerrby, Some of us thought that a pound: others are immense masses of [to add cne inch of thickmeeg pens minlged. wnowled tine the ‘tions she awed woul be splendid, out I’m tie only stone, The at metoor a 1 ness all ove an what wo) ——————— her, schemes ) of meteors fail itons weight is added ¥ day, and notasfearth., Tals ts It, Consee | since the yeu daily to th 8,650 tons per annum, 1A. D, the earth has i: es Mary (laughter) s of Catherine), in my nave and tn thts Letters from the Peop'e was st Omen-Readers, Ahoy! And ther at te ‘To the Editor f The Evening Work’ four in the old Here ure some funny things about | went out in a storm and the new Lit she was 7 eo mirctage AMZ: Add the four numerals of the date | same in With balmy, clear Weather ay & the vious mare him tn untfor . ing his ene one that can cook, and 1 won't do falling weighed $0) pounds, but ono was millea an hour, ginny a and you get thirteen, First time that jis unusual weatner ange with his ve other's wife, deavora for her sadly nent things they won't and, hesides, found in Mexico weighing sixteen Nous roar when ye ing our cculd be done aince 148, Then, there the better almost on tie sipoke of mid Hering, Was declared to have been “From a private gentlewoman you there's no tin plate in this netghy and Peary brought * lines oxplodinn it, ented fan't a single “Friday the 13th" unt; night. Now, omen&vekers and astrolo vii and vold, On May 1% Anne was nave made me frst a Marchioness, borheod Greer of the enormous weigit off that can be he afd tone hati 4 noise get to September, and again not tll) gists and prophets, what ds you all a vred Queen at Westminster with une then a Queen, and as you gan. rat “Mica Flint could start ene," sug-, seventy tons, len, December. Only two in the whole year, {up from the foregoing signs? Other *Waat is the pleasantest thing rarsiieled # Jor, and on Sept, Ther me no higher tn this world you are gested Mr. Jarr, Tt ts waht that the welght of a nay aes rae d. If I remember night there wore five of readers may ve gad to know about a public barqu ster, mous Blizals was now sending me to bo @ saint fa “Good! I'll propose ft at the next all metwors ir o We Brain: Bo that. Bi 09,000,000 conn Add a brisk Mttle Lovdeo days in 1004 OBSERVANT, “A legitimate excuse to stay away." body heaven,” moetiig!” said Mra, Jarry, i probably, Wciuding aeroliiom wlous wn | they alse dnsicase die teat boi dv * -