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he fe! T Evenin Cheer Up, Cuthbert! PABBA, By Clarence L. Cuilkn HF AAR Copyright, 1011, by Te Past Publishing « (The' New York World). to ROUBLE Tit- ters when he I Finds we're ‘Phin-Skinne You don't have to Consider it a Joke to Be Broke, but you CAN) Face it as One of | the Facts of Life! | It's Fun to See | the Other Feter's Ship Come In, even if ours is Encoun- tentang Head-Winds! At Ben we used to think Life a Tough | Game until, odd times, wo heard the Bo'sun’s Matp Pipe all hands to Bury the Doad! Ae Often as we've been Trimmed, | ‘we've never had Anybody Slice us Up | va Done that Stunt | Sammy and the Subway; the Quest of a Seat World Daily Magazine. Thursday. December 28. — By - Clare Victor Dwiggins ~~ | t IM Gowe To STAATE New Yeans DAY anol TAKE UP POLING =) T must be annoying to the dent to hear nothing but | friendly silence’ from. Me” | friends. Now Witat Do You He Atur War? The Christmas spirit prompted @ | Western Governor to pardon | thieves. Will these timely pardone | permit the gentlemen to make @ cob — | lection of holiday gifts? § ’ | Let us lay the North Pole aside | | @ few moments and see if we com de termine who invented the flying mae ( chine As a business man the ticket @petr ulator has proven himself far inperton 9) to the rest of us by taposing the graft side bf his business to the pudlie view, that when we Got it “Out” we'd Forget that we Had It and go Right On Peer- ing at the Clock-Tower for the Time of Day The Reason why we don't know what “Hiding His Light Under a Bushel’’ means ts that we've Never Yot Seen anybody do it! Fate never Stuffs any Cotton in her Bara to Shut out the Noise of the Rail- ers! You can't Pay the Middler with the Velvet Coin, because by the Time he Comes to Collrot you're Cleaned! ‘When we Begin to Rake ourselves Over the Coals, we Know that we're Convalescing from Chronic Inertia! We naver knew an Appeal to Destiny that wasn't Laughed out of Court! The Troubls with a Lot of us ts that we want to have our Poker Hands dealt Tee Watch used to be “In” so Often from a Pinochle Deck. German Operetta Mixed With Ragtime at Weber's. BY CHARL=S DARNTON. CH GOTT! Ragtime and the cakewalk have been restored to Broadway by A those syncopated Germans whv have taken possession of Joe Weber's place, which, as they've probably discovered, is happily situated just across the street from a house of the Nuremberg pattern where a bell rings every time @ fresh barre! 1s tapped. And now you know why is it, this German-American Operetta Company—yes? But for a long time you look at that) title and suspect the hyphen was put in to make it more difficult, For Walzertraum,” in other words = “A} Waltz Dream,” ts given in German un- | defiled except by "Oh, you lobster 1 one or two other playful Amer touches. To help the Broad understanding, the programme 1s Engiivn with a synopsis that runs like tkt does not love his bride and is | 1 to be condemned to Prince-Con- , however, person utterly ignorant of that Nild isn’t “mad clean * when he oes toa concert gar- ys up to Pranal, “the youth- © leader of the Ladies" ing the pro- learn: "The poor Helene how to win “Meanwhile the Princess aiong with “That Baboon | throug Bab: kewlse Louls Dock- » Meyer singing CwBeed ing across the nt joy. If her Vilma Conti as Franzi Steingruber. Jose Home as Count Lothar. @ trifle moro—through a slashed go in for this sort of thin tracks, throws you a smi). teased to know that it | This majestic cakewalker ts evident!y than Likely tha fa which at the Broadway Theatre thr Decauso she considers herself too for the part, She ts rather | for all that she's a stunning lo woman and she handles her voice as well as she does her feet, Her greatest asset, however, !s “stage presenc fact, she has almost more than Weber's limited stage can hold, ain, her feet be- no hesitation, You see themn—and sown designed es ally for princesses who vauleln Meyer, doubling on her capricious | s If to say, “This is It—yes?" She may be jon of the real thin, “the star of the troupe." a bit unce It is more Except for the very women run to lar Cont! isn’t ly strong der and has a fo Alberti, as the hungry artist who divides her attention between the bass man that h out the hope of an extra t priately immense. also muscular sho wetght sinker and ca out drop strong a so tall and thin that set down as a comedian, though h looka more lke at While Poldi Muraner rise to great 7 heights as a sing ya the part Grete Meyer as Prinzess Helen: g liculenunt neatly and never lets the audience see that he ts “mad ‘ al result nee of “A Waltz Dream" that Germans at ( Pia? aiioy se pumrieod 10 Ona Gace BAUae preity learn to like "That Baboon they will probably Baby Dance Dashing the Cup From His Lips. OHN Bb. ROCK LLL ts a lotyeo » not to say’ disgusting, of fun out of ney. Of late ntful. This cheered ra he has choser, as his friends 1 and of golf with a young newspaper writers, one day, playing a « | eet finanejal how are you getting on Feporter, he let out ‘The reporter | Mately had a vision we "enioy being Ww bung men 80/9 nto @ pile of money, but he much that 1 wish I could seek thelr| was too crafty to give any sign of his society more freely elation thing for me to “Oh,” he said alrily. “I'm doing about People, ant bein to as Weil 4s @ man of my age could ex- when I do that they in the! pect.”” with a contridutio' ey ith M young man agreed with the mil- ing a smil dena y that such @ practice was dis- Magazine, Rockefeller, without crack- resumed the game.—Popular d the oll magnate | — The Two-Gun Man The Best Cowboy Story in Ten Years By Charles Alden Seltzer . (Copyright, 1911, by the Outing Mublishing Company.) 8 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, Ned Fermuson is manahip and yolvers” Ii ALL igh? MISTER HNOW-IT-ALL. WE Wit! Post I'd WALIING a4 to see that Ferguson ain't @ half sort of a man." A An evil light teaped tnto at's eyes. He turned and faced \ford, words coming from his lips coldly ry inclalvely, Wher You, DROP ITON MY TRAN AND WE Wikh SETTLE THe Question: you Interrupted mi {was gotn’ to tell your - Mebbe if It wolf? to tell her it'll make things some different. A was wantin’ to hing wuntight “| He shot @ signifivant glance at Ret- wt | ford, who ret it stoadily, “ T reckon you know what he kunflghter for, Hoe got one, tom |name's Ferguson. Ho's gettin’ war hetween | hundred dollars a month for the Leviait of! son, to put Ben Radford out of ness, The smile had gone from Radfor face; his lips were tghtly closed, eyes cold and alert. “You lying about Ferguson nk he's friendly with joned quietly. Leviatt's right hand dropped to his hostler, But Radford harshly, ‘ , “Quit It!" he sald sharply. “FT sayin’ your're a lar, but what sald makes you Ilable to be called until you've proved you ain't, you know Ferguson's been hi put me out of business?” Leviatt laughted. “Stafford an' me went to Dry tom to get a gunfighter. I shot @ make the words come easily, “I was] in the street in front of the Silver B Just tellin’ your sister that"”— lar so's Stafford would be able to Miss Radford laughed banteringly, | a Mne on any one tryin’ to beat. ou have spoiled a chapter in my| same, Ferguson done dt an’ book, Ber he declared with pre-| hired him." tended annoyance; “Mr. Leviatt Radford’ Just finished proposing to me and t the point where he was PP peak bitter words about his rival hed again, guzing at Leviatt oking eyes. wo a tating ond ranch, thief) who hs ty nd herds, Ferguaon comes tot a 02 Hon Radtont of en Radford, has come for the material love with he falls . Btafford’s range boss, wid combo: . “ta tacit openly arising ee ts further ti yt From a hilton Mary watlers munter, "Rt c i" Mary ane ‘lay aud tries to make love to be ks alightingly of Ferguson, Mary's jnterrupte thel CHAPTER XVI. (Continued. Leviatt Takes a Step. EVIATT’S hand fell away from the holster, a guilty gri verspreading his face. "I reckon we wasn't rehearsin’ any scene,” he said, trying to was lovel and knowed right lookin’ for me,” he able to my re he might have for yo appeared at a» most in- time, But he has taught] me a great deal—much more, in fact, than I ever expected from him." Bhe bowed mockingly. flovhed, shifting unéastiyt from one foot to the other, but wate: ing Radford with alert and euspidiews Blances, “Why.” he returned shortly, range boss for the Two Diamond amt ain't hired to tell what I know 2. G-o-o-d N-i-g-h-t! $8 -<ERGL~ $M By Ferd G. Long | [28 oot nanny Gea chia a promise to try and make ut you're tolling tt now, esting character of y Radford, eyes narrowing @ Mttle. Aimes when you were most dramatte. ¥ 1 Leviatt quietly, °% allin’ me « Nar for 9% you to walt, T reckon you ain’ . eye t down to your cabin ome nin’ to have been bit by @ rattler, ise he wanted to get @@» quainted with you an’ pot you — ‘ She bowed to Leviatt and flashed a/ dazziing smile at her broth she walked past Leviatt, picked way daintily over the loc stones on the hillside, and descended to the level where she had tethered her p stood grinnin admiringly as she mounted Th LooKS GooD “To ME! AFTER THIS CHRISTMAS, BUSINESS. T (this No TIP IDEA IS GREAT—SO You DON'T REALLY TAKE TIPS Net Al rib inte Ges GIMME A SHAVE — SO THIS IS A NO) TIP BARBER % a day when you wasn't expectin’ dt. then, after he'd stayed all night in your cabin, he was braggin’ to the boys ¢has he reckoned on havin’ a. flirtation our sister, Oh, he's some sitek' concluded, @ note ef trump! vole I don't think you were rehearsing for the book,” he said quietly, an un- dercurrent of humor in his vole “She was funnin’ me," returned Le- viatt, his face reddening. ford started, his face had thought tt strange enced plalnsman—as Fi red to be~should have been ar jn the manner he had ecrtbe 1 then he had been around the be you might think {t's onugdad ary: or at He smiled down could handing It to into the flat, to change her name to ‘Leviatt But there was no humor in Leviatt's y fe ref 18. He stood for a moment, | jor Stagord to hire a two-gun mae. te looking down into the flat, the expres |) i oe iy broke viatt ton of his face morose and sullen. sy Maa Wo-gun men al't Ben's bantering words only added fuel regular,” he in to the flame of rage and disappoint usual low-down, that waa burning fier In bis hea t. etna oa: oa noe pre hard lnes of his dis- i f THE RULE DURING THE- ready > her that fit for any puncher to do,” Only she aint fige |. Radford had snapped himself ereet, alee |his ips straightening. He suddemiy: | out a hand to Leviatt, | “Im thanking you," he sald steadily, It's rather late for you to be tellag me, but I think {t's come in tne ange way Watching him for a ttle f things are as you gay"=me You're guessing now,” ply. Leviatt ain't doin’ ain't been usin’ you * ff, volce filed with © “Meaning an ness, acld-like eoldr | we added, “Meanint t your vd descended the slope eft even you'd have seen that she's some t hater Lewiatt Pr. nbn a few minutes Leviatt gaged nt with satisfaction, * returned Ron, : 1 , descended the slope of e's her own with F su f with Then he, too, her He | che hilt and m ted his pony. _cortainty clever.” he added, | CHAPTER XVI. ag to why she's ends with him, | A Break in the Story. She's tola me t at m 8 aa in Ae. mane m@ ANY RADFORD had foun@ the day too beautiful to Fee ain Indoors and so directly after dinner she had caught her pony and was of for the cottonwood <1 to catch up the herself, Ben had been lectful’ of this duty, Until the week or so he had always caught y and placed the saddle on it at 3 4 slight sneer in Ly glance his face to make a eerereney manent ‘ ‘ eee Cade a n- fore leaving in the morning, The V ewpoint. evatly, ‘soywey, Om silaeleteod | yw sie oe ‘man, Mie a doen ea Taua en "8 mediately and he amited. | AC iano did’ not ide uring Sis oon Bian in tear kad a Wrosiey,” said the euthustastic fan by his | in gorgeous garb, lie exclaimed wi even 8 food, you'd ‘ave rt banking on peing able to © © pol or young mau Jn. the third row ot, wate Mires ate’ Ch Seatac Glos ttn omee | Casartt Miata tas encase et sh iy Aa hh i ily tale cote ate hebecif! ‘he returned ist) boing saddled and beldled, rn 0 tieage Trituae, | caw pies | xenrd be surpehed if twas ti tN : K sece's band prover m the last week she thought — othing for the si! wearian d ‘Hardou's ‘Diplomacy K's " 7 i ange in Bel u HOtNMat's the routes yay, golreener aan)" the} Clalimed the derly ma : SEEKING AN EXPERT. @ was trying to wei | ii) tomed. preoccupied and @igmme Fe women athed, oberrving bie satremion, | 10 Foretertiee Of BO “How are you at picture puazles?” wa running her own game, ins suddenly Into a taciturnity “Tinker touching out Detween second A Cer aint) “Pretly fale," and jf she la stringing ¥orgugon that's only by brief periods during and third and gett all bver to Chance y: Conver." Hat 1 thowgit” im | "Mayle you can put together these her business, and If she thinks a good condescended to reply: to in time to wab the ruuner to first!” be ald, HE showman was in bie plement, Belpre an | teryosal « smal! wan ingblve glawes, detveminel | rorty.odd parts 1 have taken out of my bit of him that's her business, too, If with—it sepmed and Sat "—Weashingtos Herald, @ man ain't jealous, he might be able Be (@terly man ia the grand stand pounced, (Coptinued on second Page) eraleans Saatday ni) “4