The evening world. Newspaper, December 20, 1911, Page 20

9 ry eta . A RNIN is 90 0. ee Nee i a ae e- The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, December 20, 191f | Holiday i The Story * Of Our Country LAAN Dre beviat, A ha Rew ron he PLEASURE. By Albert Payson Terhune Cie fa a aetorid. | Tinkles! 3% (-2#%.-) ¥ By Maurice Ketten $ eectissca Daily Except Bunday Ns the Tew 3 Park Row, New York RALPH PULITZER, President, 03 Pork Now, J, ANGU, 63 Par JOSEPH _—— — Hi £' Fatered at the Port-OMce at New \ or « rn laos Matter, ORELESS iPrwiena”s Rates to ; , be ending § Fo thas ines faeke | Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), oo vor! for the Tnite tates AN Cow ” the Inter , ‘ and Cans re Pie stal Unton, guts No. 35—A Duel That Changed Naval History (Part ID. ons Month tees 4 801 One 3 nth “ Per = two naval monsters faced each other—the Merrimac, wit! her sloping metal roof; the Monitor, with its single turret VOLUME vi ‘ ; NO. bing uncertainly above the waves. From the United ee a - fleet of wooden ships (which must inevitably be should the Merrimac win) hundreds of men gazed epellhound at strange conflict. m WHY NOT AN EGG CLUB HERE? , - \ The eyes of the whole world were strained toward that d for ite EAVEN helps those who help themeelves ‘The peopl sof combatants represented a new era in sea fighting. Rude galle; oat ‘pto- Cleveland do. ‘They started 4 ‘1 yoott. of twe win pelled, had once been deemed the ideal warships. Then had come the 4 fers ago, and some relief was obtained. Recently they bulky, gilded sail-craft, more like floating forts than like ships, ° These Started an egg boycott, ‘Dhey organized a Thirty-Cent Egg Club as a had given pl: to the swift, murderous frigate, first propelled by sail, A . then by steam. And now, in a moment, the finest wooden ship afloat bad protest inst eggs at y ce) Jozen, and their abstention has hed ain phen per Bas corel te is 4 ie fa i. ; , ie been proved as helpless as a load of kindling wood against thé. ¢to- . Strictly ential egies gh dalek in Cleveland at Trom tesquely-shaped ironclad. The wooden warship was forever doomed. In filty-nine to forty cents aid “storage firets” have appeared at twenty {te place had come metal monsters, the first ancestors of the tiodern nine cents. dreadnought. pape hs, nto ” . sincide hoa h fat Our own country hed more than a mere scientific interest in the outcome of This pertial vietory in Cleveland coin w e irrent whole ee WOR Daceesn Meclie and sterem President Lancein. bad See gale prices in New York of from forty-four to forty-aix cents a {__} |crippte the South's mighty export trade in cotion tobacco, &c. by blockading desen, or an advance of more than 20 per vent. over Just year’s level all Confederate ports. This blockade was planned to prevent the South. from . a tga sending her products to Europe and thus making enough money to carry Jon the {he advance ix scored, although, as Secretary Wilson says, “the egy | war. Should the Merrimac win Confederate ironclads might scatter one block- ading squadron after another and thus enable to South to gain a supply of the one most needful thing in all wars—Mone: The Fi The Merrimac, entering Hampton Roads the preceding bd ght day, had easily sunk or smashed the wooden warships there. gine. Now, returning the next morning to finish the work. ef de- struction, she found herself confronted by the Menaitor, concerted action by the iacal consumer. Let him «tart, not a Thirty Wud RIG iS itunea Tm oCONIER core Cate, iste ueitoreeree euler nad not * ; en able to make an impression on the Merrimac’a armor. Bofore their. @hot Cent Club—that is too low for fresh eggs in winter—-but say an could hit it sufficiently often to do any damage they had deen battered into *Mhirty-cight Cent Club and cut out eggs until prices tumble, lage gem But in the ittle Monitor the Merrimac had found a far different : m| ] fort of opponent. It is a matter of only a few months at most. The Brennan law) Phe Monitor Grew near to ber derwer foe. ‘The Merrimec opened tha wetue wit bring every egg in a New York cold storage house upon the by emer from her bow @un—and missed. Then she turned and eent a heavy ; eat : ‘roadside at the Monitor. Masses of iron welxhing 200 povrds and hurled with market ten months after it wae put there. In March all the. hens \ Incredible force deluged the Monitor's turret and deck without do.ng any worse will be laying. Meanwhile, let the consumer use carrots. ‘ ij Minjury than to make one or two tiny dents in the outer surface of her armor. , At @dout the same instant the Monitor got her revolving turret into aetion and brought her two I1-Inch guns to bear on her foe. So fiercely did she buffet the Merrimac that the latter withdrew from the duel and charged upon ber for- nd '" Mii " could inf i" the throat of a St. Bern ENouGd 4 Yj The “oheesebox on a raft” could not be shaken off. She circled arouné he! 9 foe, biasing away with the two great guns; hammering, dodging, retreating, year of 1910 and 1911 hed 29 per cent. more eggs in cold storage than the preceding year.” and although the metropolis has received since March 1 about 500900 more cases than during the same period last year, an increase of about 13 per cent, ‘The situation calla for © ———__- oe WHERE TO CURE PANICS. I would help if this country’s banking business had a central | fe warely reserve association and a flexible bank note eyatem. Yet these advancing, always fighting. The Merrimac tried to ram her, but could merely “tries—would act not ibe preventives of panto, but as partial care. : her enemy, on account of greater draught, had to stick to the narrow ship- They would provide tha emetics and febrifuges required by a finan- d is oil - channi , cla) digestion that had been abused. ‘hey would not prevent the ‘The Monitor was hard to hit and harder to hurt. The Merrimac's bulk made to bend and dent the Merrimac’s armor and to strain and Business panice di not originate in the mille or banks. The At Close tie Hennse st wariare penseattinnd world had industrics for thousands of years and banks for hundreds Quarters. [ (age sage lezen 89 sem Magi medizeval eword could scarcely hack the mediaeval heliet.” ‘The Aret- musket bullet was often flattened against the breast-plate of the period. Bo {t war : , " ferable, and theese were dealt in upon ’changa ‘The panic ie product 5 as our navy to-day uses would have ripped through the flimsy armor of either of atock exchange spaculation alone. It represents gravity getting ‘ | y / of them like a knife through wrapping paper.) im ite tardy work upon financiers who had lifted themselves by their : hy 3 In an effort to run down the Monitor the Merrimac injured her own Iron. beak. as good es new, the Merrimac abandoned the fight and, badly battered, fled back what they'did net have, physical laws vindicating themagives ageingt to her moorings at Norfolk. ; i The duel was never renewed. Nor, strangely enough, was etther of the two the stock exchange puedilection for standing pyramids and eggs on ttre matt end. or lesser ships. A few months afterward the Confed al Norfolk, ‘blew up the Merrimac, and the Monitor was sunk in # gale off Cape 2 e non-specubative' massen ie to divorce the exchanges from the banks Inti m h W h WwW ‘Dhetr sensational duel resulted not only in the saving of the Union fleet ani wie te eeaiagy the mann re deported” Koop the has ate Chats With Women By Mme. Legrand ||, simran et deem funding speeeiation. Lat the exchanges be regulated as wiecr advantages—in’ their sibatance common to Enropeah coun- graze her armored decks, The Monitor could manoeuvre in shallow water, while her an easy target. Yet the Monitor's solid shots were only powerful enougd abuee, kent abreast of the armor opposed to them, originated the joint atock company with securities readily trans- with the ermor-plate and the «uns of those first ironclads. Such projebtilen icon ‘At last, with many of her plates emashed and her gallant little foe apparen boot straps, reality overtaking the devices of men who had sold ty fron monsters used again in any important engagement, either against each othe: The way to prevent bourse flurries {rom bringing disaster to the Hatteras. foreign experience regulates tim, and our financial condition will Goprright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New Yors World). Paying the Fiddler. faithful care must be exercised. And, Rich, and much ok i ne lenger be as variable as our weather. é BAN cee. GUE, Gout Vctecerounsa | ME uD crae' ameale” wena emomedl te lier cece osmareants. ches etd [ene nace rere tno aitle nen Picked Up Here and There. ne Mrs. Grundy's laws and ouffers Peete coarsen gour complexion and cause dis- |treathing and not enough fresh air will| Embedded in the heart of a plank of, Tho Isthmian Canal Commission will the coneequencer, the world}, seagate Hy grote od soe Pid Aguring diotches. remove any hint of pink in your cheeks. | wood taken from a railway station plat. | shortly advertise for bias for oi eget 1 TYING BROOKLYN IN A KNOT. Liebe loveliness baant aiinent their eatite time [acta tener te wnaaen ogee OLN now to @ant againe that| {RE St Oekley, Fiteotire, Ragland, eee a uictah the ese Chae ( i 4, | caring for thelr various charms. Not |figure and obliterate all signs of youth. B bill of the Addier, If you are| tere has bean found a sword measure] 2) Canal should this machine be suce ROOKLYN may be unable to find its way home o’ nights if only that—they knew the hevoc played |Dreas| when you get up and sta: systematic and faithful in your|!ne over two feet long. The plank had} o...47,), the Selentiie American, by rich foods, wines, &c., and they |dressed, if you want to keep prople|fight, you'll win—you'll keep your funny part |@voided them as much as possible, Guessing adout your age. The mental |teeuty for years. of it Is that we] Alcohol is the surest beauty destroyer |aatisfaction derived from {t shows in| Remenrber that when once it's gone, never teink of the} known. It works slowly, almost tm-|your face-you KNOW you're abways|no amount of effort is going to bring paying part unt] | Berceptibly, but when tts work is once | presentable; the other way you shiver And then it will be your turn deen in use for at least Afteen yoars | oigs will be asked.for thirty-nine move, The weapon, which was of an old-fash-| Four locomotives will be used for each joned tyye, a short crossplece forming] vessel, one on each bow and one on the handle, was in go-d preservation, | eaclr quarter, The locomotives will runt the Streets, Highways and Sewers Committee of the Board of Aldermen gets what it wants. It wants to change the ‘names of bent fear bumdred streets, ‘The plan is to give historical \ . q ni y 7 iIways, and they will be sul aist whee for exmmple thero are both a Clinton avenue and a Sotho BO iE eyes show Ite effest fret, then [a friend who's going to catch you look: Mf you dance, you must pay | ence and encircled with the growth, | sei in absolute control. @ Dluecoated of. | Your akin. ‘tng eloveniy! cor at his back to Keep your youth—it'’s a precious GQinten atreet, and to wipe out the word “road” where what has . enforce tho settler thing! Be active, think young thoughts, Semmes o ctzect wears it. ment enjoy young things with young people. Memoirs of a Commuter If this light-headed mishief is done, Brooklyn will be in a sik ines ‘The same trane- If you have children enter into their By Barton Wood Currie The May Manton Fashions 5 th ‘ \ | action occurs in the maintenance of a Pleasures. Qouble tenga It ie’im the peculiar situation of no longer havinig| women's good looks, “it she is caretess, And keep wateh on your looks, A ‘@ ety directory, The man who published it has dicd and the tele-|ove@duigent to her love of comfort half hour each day 1s sufficient to de- HE skirt that te tes and neglectful of precautions she is vote to them. But do whatever you're phone direstery contains s0 many names that if it does not take|goink to pay the fddier with a ven sotng to do with earnestness (eer ™ bigeope eH the plese of a city directory at least it discourages the making of |€esnce-about ten years dofore his bil! r Wberation, Pee} lapped at the sides ’ ‘i h Hi Coprright, 1011, Pree Publish (The New York World void excesses ny ome. Under the circumstances, to effect a widespread change in| Yne ravctes et time are eo gtaduat aca Sed rine Lau etna tes oe aie ln new and fexhlon- sleep the prescribed number of hours, able one. This model efgest names would be to isolate Brooklyn from the world’s ken, | ‘Mat they pase the unobservant woman, oxercise, and make fresh air one of your uits both small the Dog 1s the most important n-/ lost a dozen or 20 ehe became dis- N= to the Instelment Mortgage | little beasts to harass me. After I had 5 unnoticed. She knows she bh fund vs WHA « beck number directory and a brand new street nomenclature |or youth und ‘beauty and. she pura mtitution In Suburbia, It is rare: | couraged. he aid bring a fat, detoved Bae ee areca a Uae: Ae to bed rower meas ane | the gay tenor of her way, defying an Ad mutt out to Dogwood Terrace, but when | puts your contribution Tito his greed os bert the borough wonld catch it going and coming. intima moll Bae gradd : possessor of he took one look at the advertised | cin tent selad r at the front that pros instalment — mort | view of the Passal ‘game falta to nat i ¢ Passaic he dlew. When my good frau hed dried her fain a doe in hie |toare I sought to cheer her with the! cot ie A ae Announcement that I would provide a JF Wwe could know for th Holy dog tn 4 818 reat dog for our vila, “T had noticed a | Which of us, darting, would be frat be ottorcene SRT good dogs : the afternoon lot of rather lookin, running to go; gown your mind off 7OUT | stout and devastation Rewer bade and Who wuld be first to breast the swell- : and for all similar pui vide freedom in walk- —— ing without adding te You or I? apparent width, It will be found desirable The most obvious and least useful thing for public officials | Then, when her eyes are finally opened to do is to ehenge the name of something. Usually the change is | S24 she Sime He, Rleciag ree of ae fer the worse, Thus Chatham street has become “Park Row,” and the trick she thinks Nature Naasplaged Mulberry Bend “Columbus Park,” and Blazing Star Ferry “Lino; her! leamville.” ‘Thus vulgar innovation may yet abolish Fingerboard , eo. | neglected and not Lane, Gun Hill Road and Bull’s Ferry Road, Ofticials would be AX Bate ances tor ty becomes drug it [Mrudvery, but none of them-quite ap-| ang step alone upon the other elde— tee 1s ee in betier business if they kept the old Brooklyn names and made | % ™serable looking creature—frowsy ¢ you hapeen to prea hg Mg een Tt we could know! white broadcloth of : jand unclean, To proservd anything, have @ dog with a hat T want in og line,” & vee chiffon weight, and them stand for better strecte. se dense mean disposttion | Marked, “le a white dog with a black Tt tt were you, - cut to the high at | ee as | and unadle to find [@¢ A. ood, upstanding dog with |#hould T walk softly, keeping death in line, but ft can be cut on _ Not Yet. any Joy in life | Plenty of bull In him. And, believe me gnoult tT my love to you more oft ex. Pd to the natural waist ; A A | eave in taking chunks out of your|he /# going to retedm his tal! end ears. ! press? ’ » ; ine and fnished with F their behavior is good, the three men who received thirty-vear | jMAshbore and your neighbors’ children, |! sbhor manicured doge. When you cutjOr should I grieve you, darling, any © tall if more becom- , cen i ‘or causing th th of Ja « Bosachicte Tn « highly @pecialized community like | ff © dog's tail you denude him of ex- less-— : q e sentences in 1901 for causing the Jonnie Bosschicter, Doewoak Theraka whare ths lau, far \oreesion. ib to hedsanoush tor him to If it were you? abeemtt is made in the Paterson mill girl, will be free in 1921, Let them have bids dogs to bark after Curfew and|be born dumb. It tp the essence of bru- Tiearad ; ire ine Ta ree il the P e their eri or re he Asad vinak’ aan where you are fined $10 qr bite per|tality to reb him of his sign manual— ; wet. é j a 4 until then to xplat their hi me, nor reviv 5 Avised apy telgtihnn abd pee nelgwbere chia aaa | aie (elh" jsrouis. 3 inereve the moments sip: \ crete and Jlnea fe the for pardon memories that even now set men’s faces into stornnoss handmaiden, the cost of | ‘But if he's any Mind of a pedigreed ghould I more closely follow God's back gore is finished St - — Siiabiieensiliimanieact pet is conaider-| bull,’ argued my frau, “he simp): great plan, H and lapped onte case where must not have @ tail. It isn't a bit Be filled with sweeter charity to man— front gore and pmites han a week, not-| fashionable, It would mortify me to If {t wore It : portions, The clos Withetanding ¢hat the animal was!death to take out @ long-talled bulldog | re ; | nde ot the lett 6% ‘That animal belonged to my nelgnor, | ‘My dow," I retorted, “won't Ko out 'T ghould fornet, just asi doto-day, — tse will be veawiredy! t ne Timothy Brisket, the inventor. He pald|on a leash, He ts going to be trained | And walk along the same old, f 4% yards of mater!y One Idea Ve the Clty of San Franctaco (as tn alt the $200 cheerfully, He had bought the | (o respond to my whistle and to your ing way— % yards 4 oF 4 To the Kalite of The Hreuing World: | other iUer) (here are many unenmloyed dog for the express purpose of break-| gentlest summons. As for fashions in If 1 could know. rds 52 Inches w Young men tn New York think the} men som . West ing off friendly relations with a neigh- | real doys, there are none. There are faeh> 1 : = _ Tho width at the Ic West is an Eldorado and give up p “0 all bor of hie who borrowed 80 from him |ions in things on fou legs that are lwaich of ut darting’ wilt we fi cage is 3% yerde ar thon: their email savings y of work for the every time they met, He attained his | called dow {Which of us, darling, will be first to go, yards when the en sometime af. “ {1 only wieh the space may not be long lala / ee aa Wen 0nd Kan povast my Ais ne man who has but hject and considers the money spent Heavens!" exclaimed Hildegarde, | Between the parting and the greeting oe Jaa, aa h ousands of miles away from ove than his ratiroad an economy, ‘you rf " wong: Taae home, Clerical positions in the West do deat vation off (a bie own White living in Harlem it had long! 4 item te eenreed.« st" chouid say [But when, or where, or how we're called | Two-Piece Skirt for Misses and Small Women— — Sv',i" sizes for miei re not (except in rare cases) pay "ore than CECIL G. ROSE been my ambition to maintain a dox!not. My dog is going to have pedi+ to go Pattern No. 7224, fan Ue ven fname Mast and there are often more mae aia i and win its love and contidence. 1|gree and clams, at least on his mother's | J would not know, : cial ee ee Ae A tNO8e | the Kalter of The Bre a Wene didn’t care to conduct ak tn alside, But above all he le going to bel soivery Baturtey, positions, who, on account of living at What landlord can anawer this ques Harlem flat. I didn’t: consider tt 4 © way bull, white, have b bleh PAT RC MET i Beta tear pannnin, Ara dn 8 poets |g oa ake CAR STANME (HIB Que | UDe vou think Ghelshnan OMA Will maniy pesiim Wo yank. 8 pup slang | mark erur hin ere aah Weer hls toltl Tetons te trite rey cour Bene ON ; wary, corner Bath avenge tion to do work for @ great deal leas tat dweilers?. Ho hy tons of pon CV@r entirely take the place offuner the gas lamps at might and not] fait length.” The Judge's charge was certainly in|} Obtaim % MANTO? 0, at the above adaraen Seed! an Bay than @ stranger can afford to, There fearon running from ive the por animal a chapce to bite) Well, 1 got that dog, and his name! your favor. ' ‘ease, theecin’aataiacnca tha Macho Bacarn edna fend ten cents; fo much ral ind omer conatruc- for heating « ten- » About anything or anybody, : is Wille John--of which or whom (he | Defendant (moodily)—I know that, It's : IMPORTANT —Write your address plainly and always specif; tion ipl to haa, ag id rd house running from corner to bill of fare will take the piace of | Hildegarde <M share with me in|a “whom” to me) more anon. the lawyer's charge that I'm thinking Pattere: size wanted. Add two cents for letter postage tt in ped thay 7 there ‘8 auch u each HT equare meal,” this view and kept bringing home fussy (To be Continued.) edeut.—Chicago Fournal. : 4 t e - =