The evening world. Newspaper, December 13, 1911, Page 6

Ten Commandments for Women Are Hits at Modern Foibles. BROCKTC VILLIAM JOHNSEN COMES BACK JUST sesame Refuses to Stay Drowned Af- > ter Going Through All the Motions in River. , GHOST GETS JOB BACK. Mass,, Dec, 13.--The Rov. Albert Marion Hyde, pastor of the Porter Congregational Church, has created a sensation by circulating among the wo n of his parish ten commandments for wives, which he calle “Commandments for Conventence They are as follows %. “Thon shalt not marry for a bank account, or even to escape being an old maid. It is better to remain single all thy life thar to ehter into the matrimonial state for revenue only, 1. After the marriage thou shalt not put on an old wrapper and leave thy Jokes for the funny papers lush for you. It is better to be causing thy husband, father and son to of sense. “Thon shait not ber. gossip. ‘Thon shalt not be ont of sorts when thy neighbor, in « limousine, smiles on thee in a trolley car. It {e better to ride in a oar ¢! mobile with © mortage on thy house, Some women who have ridden in cars have been happy wives. VI. “Thou shalt not break down the no-license laws by serving liquor at parties, even if thou callest it punch and it gives thee entrance into the dest set. VX. “Thou shalt not forget the age of thy children in the etreet car or in the steam car or the steamboat or in any other public conveyance, or ven to the school teacher truant officer. ‘VIEL “Thon shalt not let loose on thy husband, or on thy sons or thy Ganghters, or on thy father or thy mother on frovutng day, or wash day, or baking day, or even in housecleaning time. If thy tongue is hung in the middle and wags at both ends thy husband will remember ft is lodge night, and have @ great desire to help initiate some new member. Thy sons and daughters will linger long on street corners, aud thy advertise- ment for hired help will be in the papers all the time. IX. “Thon shalt not spell home as ‘club,’ or ‘matines,’ or ‘moving pictures,’ or even ‘church socials.’ X. “Thon shalt not forget where thy Bible is and be unable to find it when the minister calls. Thou shalt not make thy attendance at worship a tter of thermometer and barometer. Fair weather Christians are poor mothers an@ poorer church members.” Tumble Off Tugboat Lighter | Gives Deckhand Cold Bath, 4 but That’s All. “‘witliam Jonnsen, deckhand on the poed whip Climax, technically known as © ew tugboat lighter, was.officially drowned ) last night. Acconding to all the latest files for drowning, Johnsen should have | found « watery gravein the Kast River. | | He went down the conventional three { saw visions of his early child-| gursted, resigned him- | of Fourth strost, Willlamsburg, put out| from the Morris Canal, Jersey City, just AND I's A BIRD 4 4 U 1 the Olympic. The Climax steamed up | the East River, but when off Mier No. MB, eamewhat tovthe south of Brooklya ‘Bridge, sho gave a lurch. “Man overbonnt,” roared George the maze, as he rushed to the house and\ notified the captain. YAN hands ‘on deck,” bellowed the . just like « battleship’s com- $s . “Come up, the both of you.” | ‘THREE CRIES, THEN SILENCE 4 . OF THE DEAD. Up tumbled Jacob Watson, fireman, . John Stormgate, cook. Wiliam | _ Johnten was missing. t: im the dark river i Then another and another. Then ~ “a deadly silence. The C.imax steamed and her crew peered into the . pike poles in hand and ropes , But there was no sign of John- For an hour the search continued, lemnly walked around the Wires as the cage revolved, singing: “Waltz moe around again, Willie, “A-round, a-round, a-round,” When last seen, Burns was climbing the park wail at Seventy-second street to cut across lots to the aviary and was teaching the parrot a lot of new words. Returns from the aviary after the in- troduction of the new citizen have not yet come in, SEE MR. BURNS CHRISTMAS GIFTS DELAY —_—— LINER; PASSENGERS CAMP. ‘The Cunant Mner Carmanta was un- able to get away from her pler at her | scheduled safling time, 10 o'clook, to- day, and when the twelve hundred pas- | sengers arrived with their luggage, they were informed tt was not likely tho, Carmania could all defore three) o'clock. | ‘The Carmania was ue last Satur- day, ‘Rough weather held her back trained nurses to lead its borrowed par-|and she did not reach her dock until rots around the streets. somebody else| Monday afternoon. Extraordinary ef- pee forts were made to unload and reload, can take ‘em—not Donald Burns who) pie the heavy consignment ot Christ- holds a perfectly respectable job @#| may freight made it impossible to ful- keeper in the Department of Parks, and | fil the schedule. is protected by the civil service law. Waea the Gi aret in, 200 second aided | Mrs. Margaret T. O'Connor, who lives|cabin and 90 ateerage parsengers re ane 608 in Ong Hundred and Third street, near|Teached the pier this morning they search. Centrat Park West, is going ebroad, | fund the gangwaye not out and an) Johnren,” said the skipper. Brel “go | A°MY of atevedores and freight handlers johnsen’s gone." She has @ parrot which, according 40 | swanning over the ship. The passengers At Wiltiamebure a report was made | Mr. Willinin Mason, the expert Mnguist | were compelled to camp out on the pler te the police of the harbor squad and of Yorkville Count, who ts acquainted | and in the waiting-room for several @ patrol boat steamed up and down | with the bdird, “speaks Tnglish, Ger- houre before they could be accom- with searchlights vainly looking for | man, French, Spanish, Itallan, Turkish | modated aboard. L the missing man. 1D HAL te ganson wore lacoomplioned parrot welt cared ter ste! CAN'T COLLECT $1 FEE. tter to Mayor Gaynor asking Trained Nurse to a Borrowed Parrot Also Resigns His Job in a Hurry. If New York City wants any more gf on the deck of the Climax ‘ ut 8 o'clock to-day. Suddenly the city take over the Bird until| Clerk of A fe DI Hi gripp-1 the mate's arm and | her return. Been ering Dollars 7 toward the dock. The mate|, Burns was sent up to her house for i Boom ana stood terror stricken, ft this morning. He covered the cage His fellow-passengers| won of the Supreme Court to collect a hoarsely whispered | with a chenille portiore and boarded a ‘the sk\pper. | downtown car, ‘morning mates,” said the ghost. | were made to sit up when a dolorous| req of $1 for each case that came for Agn't you drownded,” inquired the| voice trom nowhere began to drone: | argument on appeal before that tribunal morse in tremulous voice, “Beware the Jabberwock, my #00, | was declared filegal in an opinion "Almos:," replied the ost. ‘The jaws that bite, the claws that | handed down to-day by Presiding Jus- I pave my job back agat scrateh!" tice Seabury and Associate Justices you cam,” said tl Burne kicked the cage and there was|Lehman and Page. The court held 't please be a good| silence for a minute, But no sooner had| that there was warrant of law for and don't haunt{he got control of his nerves then a/ the collection of this fee. cheerful vaudeville squeak rose from| The decision was the outcome of an ie teats action begun by M. Spencer Bevine, a IT IN TIDE AND CARRIED | Petween ho ioe vhat Joe? Why banjo, | #¥6r, to recover a fee of $1 he w. DOWN RIVER. di eee ay compelled to pay as appellant in the Johnsen went overboard there INegally. ‘The long standing custom thet al- lowed the clerk of the Appellate Divi- “Can : cha i cient _TRE EVENING case of Hen ki againet Max “Shut up, you freak,” growled Burns, | Briit, iy aeons ad ‘ nothimg for him but certain " carrolled the parret,| About 2,000 cases a year go te the Gesth. Ho was caugnt in the strong Appellate Division, and the cutting off jand time ind agafn went down in| The keeper grabbed up the cage and! of the fee deprives the county of eome erumge undertows that drew him sea- | leaped from the car without waiting for] $2,000 @ year income. The clerk of the RMEEEEE one fog.on the river blotted out wer the conductor’s| court has been turaing the fees over to Dr ayes ot ined. He heara “steambont land the cae] the. County Clerk, who has tranemiited a heli oedanoghalhangaanad ng to the curb.' them to the City Chamberlain, he he screamed for help. INs hand encountered a plece of ¢ and new hope Was born. On| ‘. tide aad supported by his driftwood, | “fhe renched the ben, crying for ald. "Is | thumderous voice was becoming | . . @ mere witsper, but he gasped ant f N rv | di om. form ‘and Johnsen , ue e senaistog corey and ex. This remarkable stomachic in . The I ‘came toa stop, the drowning man | and Ith and strength f yelees and aw lights. Then giver enables Mr. C. F. caught. him by the back of Tenney, well past the pre- edat and he felt himself raised from scribed three score years, To. and ten, to enjoy life and “the tugboat Atwood that 4 him up and carried him to ea hing. | City. Down in the engine nom Af anyt he He is Lal was dried and provided with an active as he ever wi @ld suit of clothes, He awoke to-day | with thoughts of his berth aboard the | ‘@Mimax and made a!! possivle speed for | burg. | mee ghost has told his tale etx times | | already, but ho oan be tempted to teil | fp again, a TRAGEDY ENDS $3 DISPUTE. It has done the same for, thousands of others and will do it for you. | | ‘ have not had some sort of H Big: le. But since ] commenced taking | Pure Malt Whiskey I can eat anything, in moderation of course, with out any bad effects ii “how well y Sidmey Solomon Ie Hela of Joke Lecart, : | . 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The Columbia Grafonola “Regent” $130 Stands out unique, in a cla ducing instruments. appreciated. according to style and finish, $5 Down Wm. KNABE 5th Ave. and: Established 1837 Columbia Grafonole “Regent Juntos" The “REGENT” GRAFONOLA is made in three sizes, suitable for any space which may be avail- able, and ranges in price from $100 to #295, NOT HIGH -10c| Premier Breakfast Coffe: Premier Vanilla Extract Sc] Premier White Pepper Premier Black Pepper. Premier Maine Corn.. Premier Uncoated Rice 0c | Premier Brown Rice. . 50c | Premier Canned Shrimp. PREMIER BREAKFAST COFFEE Cannot now be sold at 35c. owing to the condition of the coffee market, but it is worth more than the 38c. asked for wo. KNABE & co. ntirely by itself, above all other sound repro- Combining the usefulness and beauty of an artistic library table with the wonderful tonal qualities of the GRAFONOLA, it is at once a fine piece of furniture and a perfectly concealed talking machine on which any make of disc record may be repro- duced in a manner which must be heard to be We should be pleased to demonstrate this wonderful instrument to you in our GRAFONOLO salesrooms. $5 Monthly & Co. 39th St. Agents for GRAFONOLAS, HORNLESS GRAPHOPHONES and COLUMBIA DOUBLE-DISC RECORDS, WORE ge Uap eae Christmas Jewelry Buyers Find Quality, Saving, First Class Service at Lamberts Until December 23, the last day for buying Christmas Jewelry, the Lambert Store will be open every evening. A large and well-trained sales force is in attend- ance, so that there are NO LONG WAITS, Neithe: are “picked-over” stocks placed before you. EVERY LINE IS FRESH, FULL, COMPLET Diamond and Gold Jewelry in every form, Dia- mond and Gold Rings, Watches, Silverware, Clocks, in the same variety as at the beginning of the season. Large reinforcements to the stock come from our own factory, right above our store. Saving is the order of the day at Lamberts. We guarantee that as we GUARANTEE THE HIGH QUALITY OF EVERYTHING we sell. If there were time for a Soa play of our prices with those of other good jewelry houses between now and Christmas it would teach you more of Lambert economy than any words of ours could. The vaults are almost full, but we can still lay away your gifts, and you need not pay until you nt them, Brooches, $1.20 to $2,250.00 thing shows more plainly than brooches the number of styles and patterns and the variety of low-priced, well- made, artistic Christmas Jewelry at Lamberts. We sell you charming enameled, solid gold crescent brooch for $1.20, or if you care to go higher we place before you such magnificent pieces of work as the diamond and platinum creation illustrated below, costing several hun« dred dollars. But every brooch is at the head of its class and jis guaranteed to be as represented, There is economy in every price, Expert Aid in Choosing Diamonds If you would E—) 5 make a Christmas gift of diamonds tell us in a general way what you want and about how much you expect to spend and we shall be glad to ad- vise you. Since we have been diamond merchants for ke our advice at 4 A solitaire of this] thirty-five years pat hie in er] you are sure to) fy duraple solid splendid find our sugges | 140 hg ret Kol ment ring, for &50.00 8150.00 tions helpful. Prices for fine diamonds, THE QUALITY OF WHICH WE GUAR- ANTEE, will doubt- less surprise you. The explanation is that we are direct importers. Besides, we buy for spot cash in large quan- tities, and we are glad to share with you the BENEFIT OF A__ BUYING | Enameled tulip and pearl ifke bud on stem, @olid 14-karat Antique de- sign, In sol- id 14-karat gold. with fine baroque pearls, rose inion, 810. This fine white . Diamond of this hand’; made attntwota. T4- rat Four Scroll and jateee. star. 7 fine diamonds; POLICY THAT mou hand. LEAVES THE MID-| L226 gadi¢ 24 made solla DLEMAN OUT. 200.00 1K eo Here are a few solitaire diamond engagement rings. aoeee Prices of others $10.00 to $1,500.00. Mountings are hand-made solid 18-karat and 14-karat gold, and solid gold and platinum. Morning: is the best Highest Art in La Valliere, time to inspect diamonds. Come early, before the Christ- de adiires mas shopping crowds are stirring. Platinum Mountings ly of plati- Signet Rings Deserve High Favor} two specimens of the finest ar- rege hrtaane A fine signet ring of solid gold, its ee carved | tisanship with diamonds and plati- diamonds of with a pattern to suit the wearer's taste, and his monogram ‘ a wit in (ue seal surface is a Christmas gift long to be cher-{"U™- The fanciful delicacy of the Pure color, ished. As little as $2.50 buys a ha He Sienie ring| patterns cannot of course be arranged ac- here, and if you like we will engrave it without charge,! shown in a pict ol A cording to provided we get the order soon. In the last days before Picture, Each ts an ex: their’ “ati. Christmas we shall not be able to provide speedy delivery.] ample of a class of jewelry in Price of La favor among people of the most Valliere and 4 refined taste—recognized leaders in chain is only, if ° ring. matters of dress. $75.00, | chased, polished or rome GON, BRGo, Banh ’ Solid 14-karat . Solld gold ele- wold, fancy Please look carefully at this Bar Pin, with its 34 dia net, fancy shield, monds, white, pure and matched with artistic care. There scroll. rose fin- + are also 3 fine pearls. The mounting is solid platinum, Roman finish, only 812.00, ish, broad sur. hand-made, with lines fine as lace. It seems past belief that Price, $290.00, face tor mono-| such work could be done in metal, aram: 820.00, : These Watches Are Good Friends There cannot be a more welcome Christmas gift than a handsome watch—one so reliable that the wearer soon gets to look on it as a good friend he could not get along with- out, For such a watch, to be presented to anybody, come | to Lamberts. . | Works from the foremost manufacturers, inspected and! regulated by our own watchmakers, and known to us to| Fancy Brooch be in perfect timekeeping order. OUPannine wks Cases of solid 14-karat gold, engine-turned, engraved, | one hundred and polished, gold-filled cases, from the best makers in the!one fine dia- country; warranted for 25 years, $14.50 up; sterling silver’ monds, firm in cases that look well and wear well, $10.00, a hand made 7 Here is "a lady's solid 14-karat| mounting of solid (@ gold (U, S. Assay Office test) | platinum. Remark & hunting case watch, richly en-! the grace of the graved by hand. Waltham, Elgin waving lines, the ex- or Lambert works. GUARAN:| ceeding delicacy of TEED TIMEKEEPER, price, the metal work, the price is only S 00 airy grace of the $650.00 x Sleeve Links Always Welcome 1 When in doubt give a man at Christmas a pair of “| Lambert Solid Gold Sleeve Links. Never mind how many r=! other pairs he has. He will wear the Lambert links for the sake of the giver as well as for their own beauty, They are all guaranteed to be well made and, since you have seen what the best dressers pow in towm are wearing, you will recognize the correctness of the Lambert styles. platinum leaves sparkling with diamonds. To enjoy this splendid piece is alone worth a visit to our store. This brooch has safety catch to guard against loss, and the ey in this country ind, $7.50 up. Thoroughly depend- able watch for a man. Elgin or Waltham, Rose Lambert, inspected nish, and regulated, i ‘with solid gold hunting ihe pel i case, engine turned, surely showing that the inex- pensive gold is thick, for otherwise the costly diamond-pointed tool used in the process could not be a Bolld gold, enmra: a 83.50, | der engine Cutnad an LHe stripes. swan," used. Sensible Christ- veer mas gift der, for.. peal fine Flower and wreath bor- IN der, polished, 66,00, Wedding Rings, Quality the Best Seamless Solid Gold Wedding Rings, as we have been selling them since 1877, 22-karat, 18-karat, 14-karat, made by the best machinery and the most skilful hands, in all styles, weights, widths, Prices from $3.30 to $24.50, from $25. Pp. United States As- say Office test cases, Bracelets for Evening Wear Her solid gold bracelet is a woman's companion at eve- ning functions when she would look her brightest and best, Here are a few examples from the Lambert stocks; all are] ©, | fit to be the final touch of beauty we read so much about, | Fvefy Hag guaran In this class of jewelry alone are a hundred brilliant Christ-} 1°00. vig ee mas gift possibilities. We have them in solid gold from] fF engraving. 86. up. Solid 14-karat gold, two fine sapphires and one $14.00] fine diamond; rose finish and engraved; opens.. $30.00 Lambert Brothers Solld i4-karat gold, potished; half engraved. IF you want your “business” to beconie the talk of the town, tell through a World “Want” Ad, 3 about it Third Avenue Cor. 58th St. Open Evcry Eyen:ng Uniil 10 Including Dec. 23