The evening world. Newspaper, November 11, 1911, Page 11

World D AT'S RIGHTY WHAT 2 ONG Thy ag ORE ER | CLEAN THIS L_} Roon Now ? ~ Darktown Doings. | TAY GoLLys Ord MAN THRRE SNOT ONE IN THE +House 2 Di nN ——Z, “New, don't spend this In some low saloon.” “No, lady, I'll svend it in de swellest one | kin find.” a> petty Vince Aaviee mS Courtship «asMarriage Quarrels, 7 "yy Lovers q ANY young people seem to think a certain per- centage of lovers’ quarrels a necessary part of M thelr courtship. | To me, the very worst sort of a quarrel is a dispute | between two people who care for each other. One may differ with all one's ac- | quaintances or one's busine soclates and create far less unhappiness than is | caused, by even a trivial dissension with one's flance, What does loving mean if notrtolerance and sym and paticnce? Tt is the lack of those quaitties which cat orld ig | odLovers are not exenpt 8 and consequent ufreasonebleness. | But each ought to try to | the other as much as possible the jangling that means pain and rear if followed by rec A Neglected Courtesy. A GIRL who signs herself 'S. © writes: “A young man has asked me to aecompany him to an ente and dance, but I have reason to ae ‘‘Cheer Up VERY Day ought to be Flag-It Day for our Flapdoodle and Fol- de-Rol! What actfop shall y ‘eoling as you do, {f you cannot per- suade the young Jady to conform to your opinion, you had etter break the »| Small Favors, MAN who signs himself "J, 8." “L have been engaged tor a young lady for more than a year, I have asked her to do some slight favors for me, which would cost her a Httle trouble, but no time or money. She al- ways disregards my requests, Is this right?” The young lady seems inconsiderate, but she may have good reasons for her apparent selfishness. engagement. that he will not ask me for a d this affair. Shall I go with If he really plans to neglect you so openly, by all means decline his escort She Does Not Flease him. MAN who signs himself “A, 1," writes “LE have found out that the young lady to whom | am engaged tyinks beer or wine with her meals, T am unalterably opposed to such a prace If some of us wore Blinkers we'd Learn how to Break Away while the Breaking was Good! It's all Right for a Horse to Stay Hitched, but that Halter Stuft wasn't Meant for a Man! Once, in Colorado, a Miner who had PER |p 3 S’Matter, Pop? <n: By C. M. Payne | i By Ferd G. Long aily Ma azine, Saturday. November 11, 1911.7! | G-0-o-d N-i-g-h-t! ¥ ty The easing ‘a (The New York World). You 86 UNANNGALY RUFFIAN! WELL, YAH DON'T NEED TO GT FRESH meals aeldiihang a The Daves GOA Shores.) A Dangerous Best. |The ol4 tan poisied with his fager, von see thove two men sitting in the corner? local men who enjers an oncasional joke | Should ere four ten there, you woehd Se’ Qrambet iy ickling over this], The est oy long and earneatiy.. “'Y: wd father, but-—but~there ie only . eares comner.”’—-Lippineott's, aa re wt | | | AH: Have You AN UMBRELLA You C4N ? LEND ME > rene THATS Att RIGHT HATS ALt RIGHT r THATS Aut RIGHT ay) $< ee A Real Patriot, ENATOR LA FOLLETTE \wotlam | with a telleg story ‘ue lef elyhia Record, ‘The eloquent Senaier “I would bid all these rosy before he as patriotic as fet These. m tive Primreee, ‘Thies once asked by one Sunday “Who was the fire man, iq m man. Johns? ed, 3 _Ge° 7 HAT? S- = -— “There sprtn tim saying ing from the was 8 ram va | wel vo Thad to are, gently. 0h sal count foreigners _— Figures That Lie. A N olf darky was convinced He figures “1 ke aid, ith some surprise, “weren't ples 6. ALO No Bohemian Spirit. “ HY wase’t your Bohemian restancant #8 muceens “People wonkin't enter into the Rohemian spirit of the plac | "Wouldn't they talk tne they did i buteher as nox Set Jained to the buteher, who said, “sem, 0 don't tie, mows dat,” said Sam, “but liam do Mg National Monthly _>——-_ Mistaken Identity. A Mnoralne, "t called Sigpay doer Si Sad ned down the tendered him by rect ’ 3 a they n't avend ‘over fifty conte a ‘head, Sansas City 1 ers.” | Jourma Pea Saree, A Sure Test, ie alae’ auewer oof tu con his bed and gave him « good spank. hor could yout That means I'l new cook!’ ws ‘dimmy stayed all k elept in hie rut or am drunk?” night at Smith's, and the can E tell when 1 have bed last night."’—-Natiomel Monthly In Silhouetteville. 9° i » Cuthbert!’’ @ By Clarence L. Cullen} | Copyright, 1011, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). . | been Kicked in the Stomach by tis Man who Permits Himself to Look Like Burro found, when he Began to Dust |one of those Hefore-Taking Pictures! off his Breeches, that it was Gold Dust from Soft Quart? adhering to ‘Em—and he was Made Th P The Methodical Man can Afford to be! Called a Crank, for he generally Grabs the Goodies! Laugh with ‘em when the Laugh’ on you, and thereby Smother the One Really-Meant Niz-Niz Click of | Sting! th ae e Tecth is Worth a Thousand of Trouble loves to Kub tt In on the those “Never Agains!” Tractable Man! We Like Be Done,” WILL BE! ‘Em say “It Can't} oo, saned pie a ‘Then we Know it], You've got to Know how to Trail be- | The Cricket {s Pretty Chirpy—but h fore you Learn how to Lead! Sayvies how to Lay Low! - Lend him a Hand Firat, the Advice'l Keep! Sooner or Li — , Hat has to he Luck Hates to Brush Elbows with a Passed for the 4 Good | a" Mant of my husband’s you may hav: jy. Dose cutaways went out er style last year.” Seatless Sam, the Subway MO Copyright, 1911, by The Prees Publishing Co, (The New York Worl, lare Victor Dwiggins