The evening world. Newspaper, November 10, 1911, Page 26

ey “s a eee oat ee a ea ei ee eg = The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday. ovember 10. 1911. } f poe Sees Odtorld. Su Cc h I S L i fe ! yeiioned Dally Maiet Seeene. ty he Pipe. Publishing Company, Nos. 63 to By Mauric e Kette n 5 President, 63 Park Row. LoAT LAR A bat 708! Jr., Secretar #3 Park Tow. EXCUSE ME, JAcic But O!PLEASE No J Won'T EXCUSE You Fi the # og Oftge at New ¥ oomfasd te Pact ne oiePeten (MUST Go AND HELE LET ME Do IT Bee Beats Sissi S881 Be Miata: he ones oe wold ro VOLUME 52....0..ceceeceeeeecceeeeeeeeeeeeeesNO, 18,343 NO MORE PRETORIANS. I 4s against pablic interest and public order that employees of Copyright, 1011. by The tress Publishing Co. (Lhe sew York World), No. 18—The War of 1812. ‘ © war of 1812 was on. It has been called the “real war of Inde pendence.” For when, just after the Revolution, Benjamip Franklin was congratulated on our winning of the “war of ‘cde pendence” he had replied: “The war OF independence is yet to come. pendence.” Lossing says that until the war of 1812 we were “only nominally tree.” ‘We still depended on England for much of our livelihood and of our social welfare. When President Madison declared war on Great Britain on Juns 17, 1812, he did so because there was nothing else left to do; not because We were prepared for such a conflict. We were not. Our navy was tiny, our army was little better, our Treasury was not full, and England had one of the strongest armics and navies on earth, besides having boundless wealth and credit. A powerful “Peace Party” in the United States was bitterly opposed to the war, and dia all it could w hamper the Government's actions. The men MAN'S WORK city, State or nation should organize to extort higher pay or privileges through political pressure or through strikes. The civil service theory bears down hard on this point. Government | clerks are forbidden to circulate political petitions, serve on political | i} Ours was a war FOR inde committees or make political addresses. It has even been urged that for the safety of the State municipal ownership, wherever adopted, should be accompanied by the disfranchisement of the men) brought into the service. Public opinion must be watchful, for the tendency of public f employees to organize against the public interest and play “inside Politics” to their own profit is as old as the Janizaries, as the Pre- torian Guards. It is as contemporary also as the strike in the 4 Street Cleaning Department here, or as the newly organized Federal | vil Service Society, with its propaganda for higher pay. Such projects are usually as harmful in motive as in method. The attempt of employees in the Dock Department some months ago | *$o dictate to the city how its ferries should be run and by whom was insubordination—a blow at the public authority, a conspiracy ‘"against the people’s pockets. There can be no toleration of the) “trike in the Street Cleaning Department, with its menace to health ‘through leaving city wastes uncollected. The strike is a reaction- "Ary protest against the night collection of ashes and garbage, a) system that obtains in all enlightened foreign cities and that assures | “Wo us streets free all day from the offenses and traffic obstacles inci- sent to this work. : te Public employees receive higher pay than those in private un- “Aertakings, do less work and have shorter hours, longer vacations and a permanent job. Is this not enough? 4 “ ee : A CHANCE TO BE HONEST. j T the present fusion Board of Aldermen goes the way of its prede- OON'T THANK ME, PLEASE - ISN'T HE THE Sw T THING You EVER SAW r ' f Tacts, i must Go ANd WASH The DISHES cessors it will become a Tammany Board within seven months. A majority of five will sémehow become a minority. It is al- ready predicted that this disgraceful thing will come to pass. | |. Here is chance for insurgent Democratic and Independence | League Aldermen to do something besides making a farce of their et ‘Tammany professions, and providing matter for the cynic. Here r chance to be honest—and thereby make a new precedent. —— 4 { ou» 1 § a SOCIALISM’S TWENTY CITIES. F’: of the voters who helped elect Socialist Mayors in about a A i who had won the Revolution were dead or old. The great Revolutionary gen- erals were gone. Henry Dearborn, an elderly veteran, was placed in charge of the army.. He was ill-supported, and at best war not the man to save a nation. Dearborn planned to-invade Canada, thus carrying the war tnto the enemy's Idlers by hundreds refused to iset’ foot ‘An Aah OF n soil, claiming they had enlisted only In “a war Coware troops were highly praised by the Peace Party. ‘ And no lective move was made to force them into obedienc Meantime, a British army, backed by thousands of Indians, crossed the*line ant nothwestern strongholds, and it served as @ key to much of the territory to the south of tt. The British captured Fort Mackinaw and then besieged De- troit, Gen. Hull commanded the American garrison there. The British ordered ans in 2 carnival of massacre. Poor old Hull in abject terror surrendered. That whole first year ef the war was one long series of defeats and other mis- fortunes to the American arm! But for our sea victories it would have been While our troops were steadily losing ground before the British, our little navy was giving « id account of itself. Swarms of American ships were fitted up as privateers and were manned by flerce adventurers to whom the idea pecially attractive. In a year these privateers captured 20 British merchant vessels, fifty armed ships, three thousand prisoners and masses of treasure. They were crippling England's commerce far more effectively than England large in the cash pocket, and were doing much to dim the luatre of England's title, “Queen of the Seas.” More than any ether single factor did the stanch old frigate Constitution tng country, The Constitution, soon after war was de- clared, met the great English frigate Guerriere. Inside ef forty minutes the Guerriere was shot to pleces, while the her satlors nicknamed her “Old Ironsides.” Before this battle the rival corh- manders are said to have wagered a bottle of wine on its resut Next, Old Ironsides encountered the British man-'o-wae Java, and hammered de of any use to the victors. Commodore Decatur, cruising h: the frigate United States off the Canary Islands, outfought and seized the Fmgiish frigate Mace- onian on Oct. 25, 1812 The British brig Frolic was captured by the United Polctiers. The Amertean army had fafled, but the Nttle navy had held its own ax : 5 4 against fearful odds. Such was the story of the firs: year ef the war; and, to « certain ‘The war began with one disater after another, of defense,” not tn a campaign of attack. These cowardly from Canada and attacked Fort Mackinaw. This was one of our most import- Hull to serrender. They threatened in case of his refusal to turn loose the Ln- & story of unbroken misfortune. of serving their country and at the same time winning prize-money was es- had been able to cripple ours. They were also wounding the British eftizon-at- brighten the dark outlook of the year 1812 for our despair- , Old Ironsides’ | Victori Constitutton was so little injured by the bombardment that her to matchwood. Both the Java and the Guerriere were a) badly damaged to States sloop Wasp, which in turn was overcame by the seventy-four-gun ship Gegrec, of almost the entire war, score of American cities know what Socialism is—in this re- respect not differing from Socialist spokesmen themsclves. ‘Prey voted for its, candidates as, men vote for “third parties”—be “they anti-Masonic, Prohibitionist or Populist—in a time of low party The Daves GOOd Srories, AAAANIAAAS AIA DISISABABIASSIABBIBIBIS Mr. Jarr Wearily Discards it enough to ave « wie or tension, or to record their impatience with the ineffectualities of fi KK rtm Off the List. lta oe rete va oe ae municipal administration under old party guidance. Having no The Role of Social Leader esih-cuich, echemes, dom ep Yon | xm, foretell che” future afer all” -Chicags : . : - the outwider. eed apeans to execute their doctrine without grant from Legislatures, the SSAAAALLAAAAAAASAAASAAAAAAABEBAB AS i mee eanrwered the | The Spirit of 63, Socialistic Mayors will undertake paternalistic schemes of varying Dict a gh y J 9 | “What good will the Stryvers and the} he's through high school and passes finally graciously consented to go over 2} } the Spanish-Amerionn war an officer inerit and fortune, and then pass out the first chance voters have | Von Holsteins and all the rest of the|any of the civil service examinations.|to the Rangles’ to spend an old-time | ae? A - ERC a D A, meeTuiting men ‘up. in they Oath “ot eatthem in an election where real issues are up. near-plush four flushers do the ohildren They Ww se sie sels ‘ ened tench prveninks hes ol PAE A: Skeptical. retreat eanets Jolt Nance, 0! youn i tee, nt alibi : when they grow up, either?” asked Mr,| in one of the schools, If she 8 ; ere! Ir. 5 father had come along to the recruiting offlee t sm. What the citizens of those’ twenty municipalities said to them Jar, “Make n pink ten, hallroom dude] Regents’ exuthination; they'll" — enthusiastically, ag Mrs, Rangle wel-| &*\QJ “A” ,% zou, sret sated, the. brie | sce his Por of 0 the war. Shs ne ing id in effect was: “You have been faithless in a few things, therefore we! of Willie, and a discontented, money| “Never mind what they'll do so grand |comed the Jarrs to the Rangle fiat. pe cl ities {0 teed im tatoo dark room ag yey ager oir dell, the anit ‘Would make you stewards over many. things.” Because cities have worshipping young woman of tte) for your children, They'll never get cada ag Aes ét vightndicnd “ab, 1 ote many woudertal things bere,” oh F . . My # Emma? Give me Rangle and Rafferty,| them into society.” ron the ice. If there isnt, jerk | reviled “Tou will ‘bare good fuck with vlonel, T delieve I'll fine.’* mismanaged their police and fire and health and water departments the builder, or even Gus, every time,| “Neither will that other bunch.” and I will slip out and get some.” minewe you are gving inte,” His son ovechear! im make the remark, amd, A i 1d have th verythi ‘They'll go to the Organization and de-| Mus. Jarr sighed, but, as she admitted, | “You'll do nothing ef the kind,” sald] {What die de yeu mt Pr ote Wye i ee their residents would have them manage everything else. Because mand something for Wille ag soon as' Mr. Jarr was incorrigible. And she|Mrs, Rangle. ‘We haven't had a vieit| « Ag seated Ma ead the farm.” public service ie less efficient than private enterprise, the demand is be . from Mr. and Mra. Jarr ine long time,| | “You wil live to be o very eld man and Dare} | “es.” replied the father, “out, I't sine, and at private enterprise be abolished. ‘Thus impatience rushes to Vol A sul Ee ‘ and there'll be no running out of you | 2%) Ti, hat ste” Th Same’ cd Soene homante OY oe) RE ls | jew York World), two to Gus's place and leaving Mre.| mat is all I see.” oon wha obstinate, / Dorin ‘ | mst ack 4 P = Jarr and me alone, We can visit that | | “let there anything about « ark Mile tady _btk be Soak, rod, mae, 390. ‘ae oad rary * * A i * NK we should go over and see | y day.” wl jes me! hey ut xteen ©The true prescription for the real ills of society is liberty— 4 | the Rangles," sald Mr. Ja ¢ Sayings @Qp P che 1 yaar er ards,’ anid ‘de, Rangle, | "Oh 1 Wil lok esate, 1 thought roa were! ani shoot your fol bend vf."=—Satinal oath democracy, more democracy, and not the state-slavery of socialism. “They are old friends and neigh- @ let wi Five Hundred,” said} ° imaginary ills, what shall it profit iti nd SOE RO teas gt NBDE PS. Mrs. Jarr, “It's all the rage.” 5 As for imaginary ills, what 6 it profit a man whose political y are very worthy people, it 1 @ i \"But it appeared that nobody present h Ma M ton Fashi Scheme divorces his rights from his duties and who therefore marks HO re Ten RU Mee, @ op The | had played aoclety's latent card game, e y ons se ct, ena ha vig ro mor oiCcas |nemeassarues| | eee Msy Manton Fashions) jpitiative is eliminated, and all society marks time thereafter, stand- ‘ou needn't begin telling me o “We'll play poker, then,” said Mrs. HIS skirt that hat Mrs, Rengle’ er ‘lacks th with ardized at the deadline of his own incapacity? pee that puiihd Khoa pallid i von Hyndredéh | Rangle. | fe made slat, | Witn the aid of the button box and an underlying iat cectnlhinten: enmbinnnk Ge Vere,” Im tinea: af going to ‘Afters Pooianied 73 wipe. what poker chips could be rounded up| panel at the left of . Sarns 2 See etary at ate Helen Rowland from among the children's playtiiings, | the front, is @ new e eee very: Eee, vee! ie Bee i had i enough counters were collected to play | one, exceedingly at- a A SOCIAL OPPORTUNITY. tryver and Mra, Gabbit and Mrs, Vane pc wih mgr g ewine and the Baroness von Holstein and In the iiustration serge 18 combined the Countess of Cannedmilk and all the clit, 111, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), | * Si society is admonished of its duty by a settlement worker y y. be good for his wife's 1 : _ other near-society Flivvers. 1 want ERILY, verily, my Daughter, WHAT man ps} who asks, “What can we expect when the so-called leading | breath of fresh air impregnated with O believeth in a Personal Devit and clingeth Panty for Ris. NO. sr Die tag cess, & people are so eager to set a wrong standard of dancing?” The | corned beef and cabbake. I want to get unto his faith in Eternal Punishment? 1 say unto thee NONE—save he that hath of the counters was set at ten for @ ssavvind 0 GUMIDEL | cent, Irrespective of kind, #lze or color. “It'e your age,” sald Mr. Jarr, Then ict him eat of the fruit of his folly, for he is the Prince of Fools.| “Don't bother me!" answered Mra. Behold, he shall dwell in a house that is filled with incense, and junk,'Jarr, who with her cards face up on the |and cata and temperament, and “atmosphere.” His meala shall never be on table was examining the tea set Mrs. pence to the ladies'- wishe ination ts ef- fective, but any two materials can be used, or, as the panel is narrow, it can be covered with in my own set, where the recognized dances. countenanced in society are alleged to include the “shadow| cauers include the furniture-instaiment dance,” the “turkey trot,” the “nigger dance,” the “shiver dance” | ™#Rend the landlord on the firet day of the month—and if you haven't got ead the “bunny hug.” the whole of the rent he'll grumble and «American aristocracy ought at least to set good terpsichorean | pag ag be back on the fifteenth ‘or : braid or trimmed in i y dnvi | \R h tten for two th 4 ai Patterns for the multitude. Did not Gecrge IV, invent o shoe! “you forget that we have children’ time, and his garments shall be fastened with safety-pins. | goate 200 Sete + Soe sie Dee |e east 4 buckle? growing. up” sated we rere, ‘Waat Yea, never shall he be treated as a bettér half, but only as an INFE-| “Are you going to play or aren't you?" EAR oe! tarerited iy f % ie at ROOM. Tim, Wee app people’ RIOR FRACTION, and his neck shall acquire a crick from looking up-|asked Mr, Rangle of his good lady, for trimming , this iy q _— you praire so highly do them, in future | eens aks Pe lor . ‘ neal pei Tl play when Tn ready!” replied | season, and serge 7 4 i Mrs. Rangle, “I want to show Mrs, Jarr a + - ——————-»| Lo, she shall read her POEMS unto him, even unto the third and) this tea’ set, and then f want her to took | Win ba Linck 4 H t ers rom e eop. e | fourth writings, and he shall be made to LISTEN and to exclaim: at our little Johnny’ and seo If she | peopedingly smart. 4 5 His Platform 4 4 ih thinks T should take him to the doctor. } ° ‘How wonderful! Gis Mie, Ounecbasty a it's Onl & ‘The skirt ts cut in t © cumanstic. Paper Biliobus, tried with Svocebe in Western sities For, while he supporteth her with one hand he must swing INCENSE! stye and 1 should put a bread and hop g 95 ae i fp she KAitor of The Breuing World: somewhere, Who knows anything about before her with the other lest he be called a “Brute!” and a “Bromide!” | poultice on it." Senet ahi A‘ 4 BHlore ts a little curiosity whitch may |this Heo ead hater jt hae rer been When he seeketh a quict evening dy his own stcam-heat-side and | oe. the seme wee dinecnnnued tp le front. The back gore 4 Hesle: those among your reaiiefe whe | sat, eas ayetem ocly, needs Jacke vearneth to read the Baseball News he shall be persecuted with Fights Of |targie wan aroused from his slombay | ORs @ OX plalt, y Girioke Bison aresrere, there |! MD. PNOCH, Fancy and chatter of the Higher Thought, [and hauled out, equalling, tn bie nighe| and the skirt can be 4, Z y pacl cigarette papers there Rataed Prices. f : . J *) an ’ f usually contained, next to the bind>|q the maitor of ihe Wrentng World: When he seeketh to eat his meals in peace he shall be met with tears,' clothes to have the experienced Mrs. ob natural waistline, 4 Jarr diagnose his ailment. fagsione pink paper. If this be de tached, folded in half and stood on end, it) will, if Mghted at the top, es: In 1991 when I went to housekeeping I paid a certain sum weekly for all heusghold expenses. In 1911 I find that and discussions, and neurasthenia moods, and hysteria, for her nerves are al! uningulated, ' | “I think {t's only a ecrateh, Yea, all his days he ‘shail be made miserable with tantrums, and) yer, “He was playing with the cat, For the medlum aizo will be required | 61-4 yards of mates 14 Mrs, | way | dum will pay barely @ per cent. of | ie 0 2 Be Ne eee ne ee risen Tas | {KE uum @ivrber. My Nuebecd “ott Her hair shall be a constant abomination in his eyes. and the Mt of| marked Mrs, Rangle, axitatediy. “tay, | HR) 3708 8) 28 P Gurious feature lies in the fact that the| cusses me of extravagance But indeod her gowns shall cause him untold suffering. 4 Be soe Bene We BERGE. HOoe ROW Re | Ee eee ue win \) White papers, pre Ay of the aame|I do try to be economical, Perhaps it And when he goeth forth in public he shall turn away his face, while| , 1 a nee th br hea| 114 yards of any ‘ e bustible qualities as. the colored,|other housewives would briefly state ibe SON DERFU ome i Bnd see P08 cow. hres Wea) site e panel, Mavintio” tendencie whatever, |thetr own experiences and figures as to she poseth upon a pedestal, teat none observe how WONDERFUL ane is, 'y got tor the children, Nothing down | With | panel, ney ane e” explanation? 1. B. | the increased coat of living he might be Yea, behold, he shall be called “MRS, Smith's HUSBAND,” and shall |and only fifty cents a week,” #ald Mra. | py Aid ener 8x Gored Skirt—~Patern No. ‘7162. na wer nvinoed. how, I'd be glad t. 4 ei sted lig Rangle, dragging young Mr, Rangle beta ry hi gia él " i 2° A Subway Suggestion. poy Ppl (Phe eae dwell forever in a reflected light, {pack to his slooping quarters, finally Patterm No. 7402 ts cut tn sizes for a 22, M, 2%, 23, H) and 2 Inch walst measnpa $ To tbe Editor of The Bvening World: of other wives whose husbands think i And lo, ft shall come to puss in time that he shall lead her unto the satiofed the scratch was an exter i. j sBome years ego there wab plan | ney are extravasi MRS, K. railway station, and shall purchase her transportation with a glad heart end slight one, | Call at THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION ebviate the subway crush and other in- —_ that she niay go forth unto Nevada and tell all the world what 2 SON-| When the Iadios returned from view: | BUREAT!, Donald Building, Greeloy Square, corner Sixth avenud re THE EXCEPTION. 4 1 a im iow the bed and M i and Thirty-second street, New York, ¥ * 8S] Beott—tt ten’ ATER ke is. And pons coat the me: MANTON PATTERN CO,, at the adc At) thing you hear, “Do you believe In the recall?” But when the devree hath been granted he shall marry his COOK, and| “O, well, Chat was all the . ‘ a Mott—It te if It's the voice of con: shalt fall upon his knees and offer up thanks unto Heaven, saying: eal, Patterns Write your address piuipiy end almae epee polense ‘that te epeaking.—Boston Tran- oka. “In the case of the $10 | lent you 4 eurely de.” . ~e “Alimony t the grive af peace!” Bela, ‘ sat down to recount the fatiings of all they mew, husdands sige wanted, Add two cents for letter postage if in a hurry,