The evening world. Newspaper, November 4, 1911, Page 10

Sa RE 8 SMOG SEES ‘ Pubtiched Paty Except Sunday bY, the Prose Publishing Company, Nos. 83 to 63 ¢ Row, New Yor 5 . SEPH PULITZER Junior, Sec’, ntered at the Fost-Oftice at New York as Second-Ct e Matter. FE ing | For Englend id the Continent Gubweryprton parce uted states | Phi Counttien in, the, Internation Toate! Uston, Bet e Mon! VOLUME 82..... —— « LBOUGHT Two TicneTs 4 | HONOR ME | WITH YouR DELIGHTFUL COMPANY 2 NO. 18,337 JUSTICE AT THE ALLEY’S END. 'ORDING to the orators, justice issues “from the bosom of the Almighty The fact is that in Long Island it issues from Joseph Cassidy and John H. MeCooey, holding company for Tammany’s Queens and Brooklyn assets, This fact is set forth in the information laid before the court by prosecuting officers reciting that Cassidy and McCooey named the delegates to the judiciary con- vention in the Second District and could, therefore, “cause the dele- gates to vote for such persons as they might see fit.” The view is confirmed by the testimony of Surrogate Noble of Queens, whom Willett defeated. According to Mr. Noble, he “had always aseamed” he would he the candidate. He had never asked Cassidy, but “Cassidy’s action and his friendship and the way he received my services to the Democratic party indicated that I would be the candidate.” He continued: AFTER THE THEATRE Sy “Those things are not put into 60 many words, I was a friend of} |, “ENgoy RY * his, and had been for a long time. I had always carried out his 7-\ BIRDANDA wishes—that is, to a certain extent. I would try to carry the pri- yy, maries, and to carry elections in my districts, you know.” When he saw Cassidy after the latter's talk with McCooey, he testifies, “he didn’t tell me anything in so many words, but I understood it had been settled.” Mr. Noble assented when the examiner suggested: “When Cassidy lets you know things he doesn’t tell them in 80 many words; you sense them?” Here is a picture of the route men travel to a judgeship. Waive the charge that the man actually named paid money—a charge he denies—-and consider what a defeated candidate, himself a judicial officer, swears he paid himself. He cultivated. the “friendship” of a sordid spoilsman, ran his errands for him, “carried out his wishes,” * trotted at his heels—and stood in such awe of the man that he never asked outright the favor he craved, and was compelled to infer from the tilt of the Cassidy cigar, the kink of the Cassidy hair, the unction of the Cassidy voice, that he was the chosen one of “the people!” By this abject and dolorous road Tammany candidates travel to the bench. A community that can digest the bitterness of the avowal could digest anything. Sy oy ZNCOLO Bore f ity THAT WATER TRAFFIC MAY REVIVE. HY is commerce dwindling on our internal waterways? W Why do Germany’s rivers and canals carry tons where ours carry pounds? Senator Burton of Ohio has told why, and most of the reasons can be summed up in one word—termini Where we have used steamboats and loaded them by hand labor, Eu- rope has used barges and loaded them by machine. Europe has mod- ern terminal facilitiesp—docks and warehouses, with cranes and all conveniences for handling freight. There is a proposition before voters here to give this State equal facilities—Proposition Number One. It would render available the first ambitious attempt in this country to use great barges in- , Stead of steamboats—the barge canal. The plan ia to authorize the State to issue bonds in amount not to exceed $19,800,000 in order to provide terminals. These will do for the canal what freight sta- tions, warehouses and sidings do for railronds—supersede the age\of hand labor with the age of machine labor. With Proposition Number One voters should also favor the Con: stitutional Amendment designated as Number Six. The latter will vent the State from ever alienating the new terminals to the railroads and will checkmate that unfair railroad competition which has paralyzed most of our water routes +>. : WHY NOT LET THE DEER ALONE? 'T is hazardous to hunt deer in districts where they have been| I hunted for years. It is extra-hazardous to hunt them in districts “W such as Morris County, N. J., where there had been no open | Mr season. With a single shot this week one hunter killed two men and, Maariniente aaiNnE & injured two others—and ran away. Another man says he was shot at | dreadful cold and the principal of the} thrice, and each time the other man ran away. The county sheriff | °°! sending me wort shat she had i ‘ F Put his name down for ,Tons!l Day-” reports that he found scores of intoxicated hunters in the woods,| “Tonsit Day?" asked Mr, Jarr, many of whom aimed at him. ae Tonsil Day!" Mrs. Jarr went on. | if Rae ‘ “That's to let parents know that the If men with guns are to be sent into new districts when deer| phystcans connected with. the school have found asylum and multiplied there, better make them leave| ¥!!! examine him on a certain day and ‘ a it ‘ lap ness report as to whether his tonst!ls should their bottles ‘be hind, wear suits of hunting “pink” instead of fawn-| be removed, ‘unless we desire him to colored khaki and take a few elementary lessons in i be examined by our physictan and have " natural history, Men, even drunken sportsmen, should not be filled with buckshot) Don't you remember Astigmatism Day it by reasonable care that may be avoided. | when our litte Emma came home wild cil] > Why with fright because she thought the But why kill deer at all? Why not let them alone? There | doctors wanted to take out her eyes, as 2, ” ‘ , . A in the fatry storie: id Mra, Dusenberry sa of G ne Sa a Tic airy stories old Mri erry Forest,” most app aling of jod’s wild creatures, could live their lives| tes the children when ehe comes over without fear. Folklore is filled with tales of doom that came upon | to look after them for me when we go hunters who killed deer, and an Age of Faith would read a lesson | ‘°,{h* mre” in the woods. S their nominations one way or another, but they serve long terms and as the years pasa they get the big head and impartial justice, even against their creators,” eolation the view may offer, it is here recorded, Copyright, 1911, by The Pree Publishing Co. ie New York World). | ELL, I for one am glad the Dear, olf Mrs berry is an old fashioned mother."* re} Scott, my dear!" Interrupted them removed, at our own expense ought to be a few spots left on earth where these “Burgesses of the | the old witch wanted td do with children ot retributive fate in the mischances of men who went te do murder | The Ruling Instinct. _ Ho —___ AYS an eminent lawyer: “Yes, Tammany judges do pay for do | For whatever con- | eee oreeacoemerrinrtecr veneer yreeemmanemerennnateeery ; Letters From the People | of Motorcycle Mt tw true (if true), espectaity the second Up’ ‘To the Editor of The Even! ‘ord: part of the assertion? 1 ean’ In reply to H. RW. a to the UD} ingic of tt myself, In fag ie Keep cost of a motorcycle I should Judge) no money to invest in land o ny St to be about from $3 10 So ny thing else, #0 T only ask for fap at Date my IGNORAM w York." o To the Rditor of The Evening Wor To the Ratton of The | Brenig mot A real estate expert said to me once. What nautical reader can describe “Buy land within an hour of New York| briefly the difference between a sailor | @nd econ or jate you are sure to make|and @ marine, and the duties of each, « Mroft, Buy land more than two hours|and which gete the more pay? Also! never from New York or any other big city|what te the pay of each? RR. and you will usually find i decreases in| value as the years go on.” | «wi an Hour of on we get the suffrage you’ hear of a woman who Is bas: | larel” of The Brenig World \ y to me a queer sort of t. Can How did the United eaten acquire! mata et Reae ters eniiaunih ony wiee reader oF toll why Californie? HENRY HER@CHBEIN, | trading stamps with It” a ' act e Dusen- | @nough to sell her vote for five dol- FOR THE THEATRE - WILL You rani US7 Mr. Jarr, “You start to chant @ hymn of praise over the fleet departing from the Hudegon, a Recessional about our ‘Far flung battle line’ skiddooing, and you get off that to talk about tonsils and astigmatism and witches and old fashioncd mothere*—— “If you'd not talk so much, but would give me a chance to say a word I'd explain,” interjected Mrs. Jarr. ‘I told you Willie caught a cold because he WOULD wear his summer sailor suit. And his teacher thought it was swollen tonsils, You pretended this was news to you, and I reminded you of how our Uttle Emma came home in hysterics be- cause she thought the doctors wanted to take out her eyes on Astigmatism Day"— “The army and nav-ee forever! Three cheers for Astigmatism Day." ge Mr, Jarr. “But they found out at school that THE Da John ™ Mebble | Conyrtaht, 4911. yy i i] ‘ Publishing Oo, 25 a T depends on the wife. When some men lose their wives they offer a reward for the guilty man and some offer a reward TO him, | | The undertakere are forming a trust. The proper thing for the people to do now is to withdraw their patronage by reading the magazine page of thig vaper. Adv, | Coloring of tea is to be prohibited. | Another man-made law to deprive the jladies of enjoying their pink teas, | A young law student returned from school last week and after advising ‘his sister to take the aigrette off her hat expected her to pay him a $25 fee, Suit is brought against the poultry trust. An attempt will be made to prohibit any one hen from hatching out more than fifteen chickens during @ season, | | | | | Maybe Mr. Bryan is going to wait until the first crop of William Jen- nings babies are old enough to vote, A man died for the love of a ‘woman he could not get. That sounds bad, but otherwise he might hove fallen in love with amogher =o8 “gaye | Such Is Life! By Maurice Ketten. 7 Gong #0 To TA THEATRE COUPLE oF PASSES FoR THE THEATRE WANT To Go? FISSDIASASAISPASPISSASAAAAAAASSSAAIAS Mr. Jarr Hears News About Warships and Astigmatism | . FSASAAKAASHBSS HASH BH ABA NBA BH BBA BABA | ttle Emma's eyes are perfectly nor- going to normal Jar. “She is not! She's in the primary de- partment!” retorted Mrs. Jarr. I wish you'd keep atill and listen! As I was going to say, little Emma has no astig- matism nor myopia—that's nearsighted- ness. But little Izzy Slavinsky was found to have defective vision and was fitted with glasses, and he charged all) the children in the neighborhood pins and cigarette cards and buttons to wear 8 and see how funny things nd our Willie took out I had for your break- them to young Slavinsky and got to wear the glasses all after- noon after school, and you blamed me ‘because there were no oranges, al- though, as you see, It wasn't my fault.” “Now let's get this straight,” sald Mr. woman and got himself married for life. to get a divorce because hia wife is 80 foolish. The New York men com- plain that their wives get entirely to wise and go to Reno, But even 80, when a man vommits a crime he creates a year's work for half @ dozen detectives; so he is doing some good in the world, “A whale's tongue often contains @ ton of oil.” That might be a record, but still we have a man whose tongue lubricates all the political machinery in New York City and most of that in Albany. He lost his suit for damages, but since she called him “Ruzziclamb" couldn't he have her arrested for verbal assault? A man tn Denver forced his wife to supply him with good cooking by Saturday, November ‘so that slight and even acute infirmities average advertisement was deliberately A Bt. Louis man says he ia going| IT SO NEAR WE MIGHT HAVE WALKED had the dream, nevertheless. most of it after marriage. before she has half-finished hers. | the time. of cyniciem. THERES 4 CAN OF BAKED BEANS in 6c IAT invading minister | London, Mr, Campbell, seems to have stirred up @ big roar by his assertion that there is no| successful honest business man,” re- marked the head polisher. “There are two kinds of honesty— business honesty and regular honest- to-goodness hon- esty,” explained the laundry man. CEESTNGREEND ‘Business honesty there {a in plenty, very little of the| regular kind, In or opt. The man who lives up to the rigid rules of honesty ts forced to be satisfied with his own company, because nobody else will tolerate him. “So @ man starting in business with the determination to take no advantage of anybody, to demand an encore when somebody slaps him on the right] cheek and to follow the Golden Rule} {s indirectly putting himself into the) hands of & receiver. But he can be| honest according to business standards | and succeed. | “Business {8 warfare. The man who| “We have left the doesn't look out for his own interests 1s sure to get brutal treatment from his fellow-man. A man can fight and for target practice, and we talking | be honest, but if he ts too honest he can't fight. In the business boom of! about eyesight and oranges?” | “Well, how can I tell anything when | the last half century great fortunes you won't let me get @ word in edges | have been made by silppery methods, ways?” said Mre. Jarr. le DID @ | and it was feared that the people the oranges. Little Emma told on him, |™ght become cynical as to business But thank goodness their elght is nor- | mal—our children's sigat. And even| when the children were examined for | rickets at school, their report was that they were well nourished. And so they | should be, although, as you know, I/| can't get Willle to eat soup, and soup is so nourishing, and little Emma hides her bread crusts under the edges of her plate—oh, dear, children ARE a care!” ‘ow let us go over the public achool under the surface. curriculum again,” sald Mr. Jarr. “For| “The biggest example of Increasing I, too, am not alarmed at, any lack of | honesty in business 1s the actual aboll- the children’s physical robustness. Tbere | tion of secret preferences in freight is Tonsil Day"— This was the meanest kind of examine thelr throat but for many wes for adenolds, too,” sald | years it was defended by business men \as a straight business principle on the Mr. Jarr re-| ground that the man supplying the sumed, ‘Then there {s Astigmatism | areater volume of freight should have Day, and Rickets Day, and Appendicitis | the preference in rates, Public sent!- Day, I suppose?’ ment has wiped out the practice, but “The Women's Clubs have ‘heartily | the sentiment was helped along by commended these efforts to ascertain | business men, the physical condition of the children| ‘Wo all remember the time when the Kattan Jarr, patiently. great Atlantic fleet of the United Si Navy In the offing, steaming out to i Honesty, but the cynicism never got! Mrs, Jarr. “And Adenotd Day,” should be detected in order that defec- | framed to trick the reader. To-day the tive children should be Isolated.” foremost and most successful adver- *And they get no time for studies?” | tisers insist upon absolute truth in asked Mr. Jarr. thelr announcements to the people. “Indeed they do!” replied Mrs, Jarr,|There are few stores of any conse: “Willie Is in. biology and that's the, quence where the humblest customer, reason the janitor tried to assault him, |!sn't treated on ‘the level.® The growth and swore so up the dumbwalter, Willle of trathful advertising proves that dug up the asphalt in the back yard to| business honesty 1s on the riso, As a get earth worms. The teacher asked “lass, the only business men who de- the children in the blology class to Mberately try to deceive are theatrical bring eanth worms to be dissected “But what's all thls got todo with the fleet going?” asked Mr. Jarr. averything in the world,” was the | reply. ‘Maybe I can get Gertrude to help me with the work a little now, | |since the sallors are gone, She's out jin the kitchen now crying and saying ‘she'N be true to the gallant lads who | | ‘ eetieut and the North 1 am tgars, mane Dagueetlint id ont agin tllieg, son, “if sou treat 2 * mially,"" plied “You know, most “Ah, T ree! sald Mr, Jarre, shaking | fine bw. the aed cit. an ole judue a |inake, “Well, “there's © quiet little. stretch of fond about ten miles out of the eins, 1 get the prospect to take a ride in the machine 1 | want him to buy, When we reach that stretch | Of road 1 let lier out for all she's worth erally xbont thirty miles anh Pretty constable, his head knowingly. Rut he didn't, —»>——-- Prairie Dog Gloves. Glove manufacturers are on the trall jof the prairie dog. It has been found five miles an hour, wage to buy lain off, | that the prairie dog was meant to be shown orna- ERE {sa new golf story about Justice Har- | lan, says TH-Bita, He was playing ove day with a frlend who This man useful. nutsance, and the only ate | ing ton tention given him has been devoted to! jet, the best way to get rid of him, and the ball wi Rochester Post-Eixpress thinks the glove {t '°, ie Dall janded tn the Tudge’s (rend chased the com, keeping about two weeks behind in the payments on Me insurance policy. manufacturers have solved this prob- the [= ‘Raruled auimal turned tail aud rap, still care wing the dell, Mer pursues began Deledoring bes. RofleeXions OF A Copyright, 1911, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), id ‘* Sentimental Namber.’’ IFE without sentiment is as useless as a dinner L without an appetite, an automobile without @ carburetter, or a cigarette without a match. Some husbands and wives keep their sentiment for each other in aire | ttght compartments, to be taken out only at death. Love is a beautiful dream, from which we may awaken at any moment to find ourselves in the cold plunge. But we are always happier for having Before marriage a woman hoards her sentiment like a miser, while a ‘man flings his around like a prodigal. Perhaps that's why she has to euppiy The difference between sentiment and sentimentality ts merely the dif ference between the fragrance of freshly cut ros of Oriental “bouquet” with which some women saturate themselves. Why ia it that when a bride secs her husband's sentiment beginning ta wane she always proceeds to wash away the rest of it with a deluge of tearek, A woman sips her sentiment slowly, like a Hqueur; a man guipe Me | down like beer “on draught.” That is why he has usually emptied Me glace Sentiment is like wine—the oftener it ts aired the sooner dt loses 8 atrength and flavor; but it's no good to anybody if you keep it bottled a8 An ounce of unreciprocated sentiment sometimes devolops into @ pound Copyright, 1011, ty The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York World). from) managers; here and there are breaking away from the traditions of the theatre, amd the public is handing others wallop after wallop as a reminder that while there are plenty of boobs in the world they don't form 100 per cent. of the popus lation.” oth fae did you think of the Getting that fleet out af the River yesterday as easily as a taker was some feat in navigation. “And there was one good thing about it. The fleet remained in New York Just long enough. ple here. “When the sailors first arrived and |were turned they were broke. paid, care anything about that. took three days. “Three limit for a novelty in New York. At the end of that time the New Yorkers who had been buying drinks and food and cigars and cigarettes for the boys in blue began to get cold feet. The sight of caused peevish erstwhile spenders. @atiors until Monday or Tuesday fell into @ [frost of hospitality and many of them were forced to go almost thirsty, thirsty sallor 1s @ sad, care WONDER," isher, { Prendergast and Mr. and a corps of retainers went to @ swell hotel at Atlantic City [thelr labors on the budget “The answer to that qu had | piled the laundry man, ™ pr be buried fund account of Finance.” Tae Daves GO0d Srories. with Mi it 1 made it in two thirty-two, 1 you wit the cow counte a stro pol UL ee A Vacation Argument, N the garten, over a pitcher of toed tea, w that this animal wich has Jong iy on the way home I close the deal with the |. look at the matter calmly, Here wl escaped the utilitarians can furnish ex- | prume:t —hicago Pot, are, joarried nearly twenty years, and aswaye tor) cellent fur for glovemaking purposes. Smet. -Mlmeencied (Rasy ana Ae alone Yee weil After all, it might have been suspected | h age ot lone to ee | Justice Harlan’s Golf. | new see but new faces, ] “Humph, ‘A change, ‘iam, providing by lettin and you take with you on yours the a dren that T haven't had out of my slght for tea years, But this time It was William who said: “tdumphl"—=Los Angeles Tunes, and the nauseating odo but individual managers visit of the Atlantic fleet?’* asked the head polisher. show!" replied the laundry ‘Biggest show I ever saw. Great great officers, great satlora. North man motor boat away from a@ float We are a fickle peo joose on the community They hadn't been But little old New York didn’t The citizens sallors—for about of the @ays 1s approximately the the uniform of a seaman feelings among the Consequently, the who did not get shore leave A a sight," said the head pow vhy Mr, Mitchel and Mr, McAneny finish up tion,” ree the contingent expense the Department of in pair went racing over the w, on reaching « putt ball, It landed in a id the golfer holed out in one stroke, rian followed in leisurely fashion and eight strokes, vacation argument, sald, "Doc Sawyer tells me ts the best thing for magi’ thorough change, that is what Sawyer says.” look here, I consent, \ make this change really 1@ go off on my vacation by De consent yaad chil;