The evening world. Newspaper, October 14, 1911, Page 10

- Se ne a po ceecnme ee na Adi aduei eaeiienaiasammemeninamtaninaiaiitannand dettaiimnbadionot October Evenin worid wWaily Magazine, Saturday, Bord. Can You Beat It? bi POLATZER Santor, Be’. By Maurice Ketten. 14, Pp Geddes Datiy Lxcovt Kanday py.tne Hees f @. ANGUS SHAW, Pres. ana Treas, JOS 63 Park Row. Entered at the Port-Omt tion Rates to 7 forid ior the United #* ‘ond Canada. (A@W on VARESE % at New York as Second-Ciass Matter. ‘ening | For Engiand, and the Continent and ‘All Counttfen 4n, the, Invorostion Postal Union. ™ 3 vening 4 See Kien $9.56 1 One Soni: 8 VOLUME 32...... seeees ‘e ceeee NO. 18,316 barged Groneyesaitts Copyright, 1911, Pu Co, . ithe Row York Wendi Tiluatrated by Eleanor Bchorer. NO. Il.—THE SELF-MADE SIREN, HE wisdom of Ulysses 1s proverbial, mainly because he put woo! in his ears T when he steered his good ship past the sirens’ reef. Rut if the young man of his eae an” Wants to dodge-the etren problem he hae to shut his eyes es well ae is ear: Tn faot, sirens are by no means as musica’ as thoy used to be. Very often & woman's voice undoes the mischief of her eyes. Moreover a real siren is a Joy. Why try to avoid her? But real sirens are rare—so rare that one could tell the names of all those that have ever lived, upon a |rosary—which would be perhaps as incongruous a performance as might be | Imagined. But from the self-made siren, the normally attractive young Woman whose fantastic vanity transforms her, in her |own eves at least, into the hetress by | direct descent of ¢ patra, Helen of | Troy, Mme. de Pom pur and Lady Hamilton, kind fate deliver us—and de- liver YOU, young man! { The Fate of a Siren’s Husband. j S 11m is the altar, and the goddess, UNLOVED MILLIONAIRES. Nomen loves a millionaire any more, according to Eugene Zim- merman. As such, nobody Joves the millionaire, and nobody ever should have. The age when, as the Cincinnati capitalist gays, “millionaires were the popular heroes, the brilliant exemplars set up for youth to follow,” was not a Golden Age. It was a Gilded Age in the sordid and flashy sense of the ‘Twain-Warner story. People do not love all millionaires now, because they hav how some of them became millionaires. heir fortunes were not derived by incantation out of thin air, but were taken from other people. They were based on stolen franchises, on rebates that built up one man by pulling down a score, on monopolistic exactions that artificially enhanced the cost of living, on tax-dodging that doubled the burdens of lesser men. Millionaires created by such devices could be assured of popular affection only where there waa com- plaisance equal to that of the ancient Persian nobles who thanked the Great King when he had them flogged because he had graciously deigned to take note of their existence. The millionaire, like the person of lesser estate, will have the regard of his fellows so long as he makes his money honestly and spends it decently. Men who do so are found in every large com- munity, and an increasing number of rich men are of this class. That is why there is so little antagonism to wealth, as such, in this country. —— ey PASSERS-BY. ! HREK emall boys fell from a raft into a deep pond at Jamaica, and failed to come up. <A lawyer dived for them. Three black men working near plunged after him. ‘The boys were brought up unconscious and taken away in an ambulance, the black men going along and working over their bodies while the vehicle sped to the hospital. The men who risked their lives and spent themselves to help these lads were strangers, passers-by. Every day the passing stranger is heard from in the stories of our streets. He is the truck-driver who leaps from a pier-head to save a drowning man. He is the clerk or mechanic or peddler who serenely faces the most horrible of deaths and clubs or strangles a vagrant snapping dog that is attack- ing children. Three thousand persons have been bitten by dogs here in the year, and always there was some one, often a stranger, to do a deed of rescue at all peril to himself. i There is more courage, more self-sacrifice in human nature than is. often supposed, and the passer-by declares it. When the moment of trial comes he is policeman, fireman, life-guard, doctor—all society rolled into one. His figure is heroic with the common heritage of humanity. learned the tabernacle and the incense | burner—and if you marry her | you'll have to patrol a perpetual bea before the stirine here’! be o ph 1 system for you. And a time will surely come when you will learn that her tales of con- her breathless accounts of men > merely the : inordinate conceit, y each other far better The woman a yet apora her charms and defecis more accurate! than the mort calmly critical man. po wien a woman telle you that the fl yrags of twenty or thirty pro- pr r even twelve, ie not telling the truth, you need not assume that your infor nt is an embittered sp! ster, The man who really breaks women's la idee lite has hearts does not brag about ft. The woman who really turns me proclaim her fascinations from the housetoys, Discretion ie ve of triumph in both cases. ‘ Don't waste your time on the girl » te ys of the flowers othe men have sent her, of imaginary rips with mille from admiring strangers, For that girl ts untruthful, vain, would be extremely dangerous. her Is vo sof magh notre und as 4 WH eshte é we j When Egotiem's Fuel Fails. 3 \ | 5 | OR as the years Ko by, she will have fewer and fewer facts wh whieh th F feed the absorbing flame of her egotiam, and she wit desperately for and will pay any price for St never has any dignity as a wife, How can sie have wh always precedes her husband in her thoughts? Often the made siren hypnotizes herself into believi conquest and she grasps at the very slightest incident which lends p ————- 4+. DESFOILING PRCGRESSIVE EUCHRES. ‘ANY progressive charity euchres are given here, and mainly | ~~~ women attend them, The reader should underscore in turn | Les 1 of am any appre yes sparkle at the ve,” “charity,” “euchre” and “women.” Progres- he Week’ Ww whenever even the stupidest nnd inferior male condescend to be ‘ e's fae opps cf cote One |4 7 s Was wg ns 4 pposite of conservative. arity covers a multi- ich makes w pecting women writhe which makes pecting wo tude of ‘sins. Everybody knows what it is to be euchred, and every-| “copyright, 1911, ty The Pree Publishing Oo, body thinks he knows women, but nobody really does. (The New York World). and pateon of Juliet on the baler Her voice coos—oh, that “fly pa tito" sm. for the unwary male, It has the er nal treme viet will] when you say her at dinner, ‘May’ I help you to some satad?™ and chain and bankroll is more to be pitied inal is entitled to Is . ho alr, wholes prisons will than censured, The new criminology |some food, a clean bed nd hard work These four factors in our equation are all gathered Up in a) GEFAROM the report Just out of the pipe over with bunk about heredity and|with reasonable recreation. Agalna Prison ii wit] gurgles*back, “Oh, how perfectly lovely of you! Aren't you a aea A . “4 4 nviroument and evil influences, heir view h wh ba + sige i akan r t ‘ chance phrase in a conversation betw 6 wore! erat | F State Commission on Prison: pfdede neces, thelr view 1s that of amateurs, lees there Is room Marry a chorus girl, marry your chum's grand ver, ma esm of Pp ¢ ¢ | een two women overheard on} remarked the head polisher, “I Poltce officers, wardens of prisons|clamor for home comforts for ¢ for an woif links within elupittis—marry anything, But as you value your futur the, sqlite a street car by a priest interested in a church card party. One of have a hunch that one ee Who look upon crooks and|and denounce police officers who treat | th» groun¢ will be suy ‘iadevairen alone) the two said to the other, “ x hls the Kings County Crime from a standpoint of practical|criminals as enemies of society with self ing planos, should th eat her, “I suppose that Kitty and I have cleaned | Jall In Brooklyn ta] k2OWledge agree that the best a crim-| “If these pe have wa! re to take lessons in violin no place to be in.” or foin the prison silver “Quite right,” re- jConvicts who work will plied the }rates for their labor and th orm RE VERIES ce em mal use when tiey are relea to" be in| up forty big cuchre entertainments in the last year.” Their plan, | as further divulged, was to descend on these functions equipped with | punches, lip signals, marked decks and a *prentice hand at card- | stacking and carry off the valuable prizes. In the course of time a clever woman could almost furnish a flat with them. | No moral is here drawn, and considering the way the get-rich- quick concerns fleece widows with their nefarious projects it is al-| As for me, I don't relish the idea of Neither is any |the sneak Wit who broke into ‘ry house other Jail. How-; Jen hes my wife's ever, we'll admit mfort at the expen By Helen Rowiand that the Kings e T have to hustle to most a comfort to find women able to be: vame. aa County Jail is in| 3 jothes and replace sald jew- h . . to'b at some game, There is,|.,cy a comimon” that the Board of | (sw. ~~ cry. I'd ike to see hin making ttle jowever, a prudential maxim against playing with strangers which | 15 Ith wouldn't allow it to be used as Copyright, 2911, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Would) ones out of big ones for about elehtys; © by The . obtains among men, but not among women a hangar for hoga. elght *, the detectly he New Yo The Law and the Lady. found him yet," payee nA IST sce. SCRE 6) URRAH! We are going to have a cute prohibiting “females from smoking tn public places” —t Aldermen have thelr way with the Legislature this seaso If there tx one thing on earth that spolls a man's apr x thing hi rette between her forefinger and | ¢ ¢ her thumb and BLOWING THROUGH It! The ertme of a D woman's smoking conslets, not so much In the fact tha OES it, asin the WAY will 1 tte—Heave doubtles: peause the | louhtless because the | “1 can’t recall when the Kings County Jatl hasn't b Je LAW all our own; a law MRS, JARR DIVISES A PRR In a sit the City }Unioved Millonaires “HAPPY HOME HOUR.” ile de in nna Ree ig ee Roy L&MeCareial ben a Hi i" ; n ae a | latter bring a higher seruple to the pasteboard wee a sweet e. Letters From the People | When Success Came to Some Mens! Evening World, and tt occurred to ma To the Editor of The Pvening Work! that If the “Citizen of New York" had whistling® Willie stoppe the famtiy. | opine 1 8 a million | oi, ne does she neve to handle a any ng it around the In answer to “Fogey's” query, berier posted on Srélehe maiiccs t ‘ i how to a Pogot him, Se aa ip st c Moa. Jars, what age is man at his best?” Ty he might have saved as. money t Pe tee Whe in the manner above, 9 fry oma Nuestro Wak UH Nad Ls Where Gone to say that man’s ideal aze is w Instructing ner ine to send at A ' br nas Wk ) ” A wonted quiet (0 fe young—between the age of twenty is potatoes to him via and per mined confinament, Nor is there any | ay and gives one t ne ort of | Wh. 4 general & ig ancien “ a ae ive a aetily x a 1 a oe 5 the Main amship Company, ratt vason why a man convicted ef crime} es to watch a man curling the end Honaivet. 1 mudidenty arose and wptoed s0f'1Y onnaren from p-shouldered forty. He is then strong in body than ee’: ite nelected. “It ie evidene | Ould be treated like the guest of h ' ng iron, or pucting ng even furthe over to the sofa wh Master Wille dha wenlewaan | mind, full of he that this | was shipped elt Belge ata e | iad a million dollara f Jarr, kneeling on the floor, was putting | swiije was playing Indian, an’ he fought by everybody, South Paris or Oxtord, Me. Ju “OL recent years t s ne question. If we are going to have Hokadw ae tha Gn ead p kers and mustaches Of scalped my dolly, an’ the brace jacket and the farn and by lovely we yton upon the md) hurts me, mamma!” exclat young ladies whose | git), ¢retfully. he flerces® descr jsages of the ma @ sentiment that ned the little punished; that the o! om the distance mentioned tn your ed me or no torial, and the frejght ra trom 't Nd the If milllonatres pine for popular love Works, both materia polnts to New York City via Portland | Prisoninent 1s not to make ao Se a eee: tee tt atone ey pinata ylat 1059 pictures are used tn the magazines tol” “Stop swinging your feet! You make were accomplished by man while in his | and the r ! sompany is tto| that he » the law, but to acted prohibfiing a man from wearing a beard in public? | million naieaa ara | ihustrate fletion stories and ready-na’*!moe nervous!” Mrs, Jarr added, turn- Prime, Shakespeare, per 100 n carload ship. sorry when his sentence runs Teo ihars la fone thing. wo hen wale > here Was at when the] cloth ing from the boy to the girl, ‘An &e., produ r ments nds on en} Mushy sentimentalists have om Senet a mane n a beard, ¢ edt who gained’ fi Over her all unconsctous victim Mrs} winte, go wash your hands at once! tlana between the um fre reat dea! of p sv in building up a ature passes a law, man tn the land will | une le exer f superior ability. | Jarr silently poised a moment and then! Phe sound of a glass tumbler falling forty-five Schiller w - ae theory that a man who knocks you on a r 2 ter who fights on tty rapped a tattoo on Master in the bathroom and smashing made piece, °T' Rineteen. Napoteon achie tween the age of twenty fifty a man Is less sang Prising, less energ teals your watch and In finance or otherwise, Since s skull with her thimbled finger. | Mrs, Jarr dart to the bathroom, from ession, fostered unwittingly by How often have I toid you and your) where she emerged a minute tater the bie captains of Industry themselves, | sister NOT to mark up or cut out the) yauling the howling Master Jarr by the has gained ground that they are noj pictures in the magazines?” sald Mrs. | ear, !Jarr sharply. “Go right over in the| “What do you think he was doing?" ‘considered just as bad form for a man to commit woman to Ind In those lttle divertisements etofore, It has bee == | murder, arson or burglary, as for ft Might Have Been Worse, | “Tre ' 09s In crime.” At tenat, that's n 2 woman tries to tell him that she IS a woman, and t xigo always says, when: | | ore simply ee eee uye fen et 15 po Nam hatte hien At ae aie Aye Pena “ edt soon be able to corner and don’t you move till I tell) Mrs, Jarr asked of her husband. fooe Higee oF nev tain y | persuade the Legislature to pass a bill, 0} hin yhiditing men from put: | you to!" ‘He was floating the soap! I've @ ‘ncleidly oe suttives tulel tr ting thelr ashes in the pin-tray or using the silver hair-brush to drive a nail | ‘Then Mrs, Jarr peered down the pri-|notion to make him eat some!"* eg eSadine Dr oO / s ne » ; i throwing lighted elgarettes down on woings or In the was vate hall of the flat into the dim re- Master Willie whimpered and proti Verdict he is no longer entitled to life ect [there might be a nice, comforting law foroidding “females” to use | censes of the dining-room, storey: |74gtht, his connection with the floating Uberty and the pursuit of } | acen soap, A subtle fragrance emanating from a we ‘# ruffles, as she | “Come away from that chine: clot soap was only a matter of salvage, and, F DE | hutters past you, is charming and delightful; but to pass a man who has im. , I see you she called to te I Bae being released, sat down and enfffled by Ne, 185 t 10th street, a | mersed himself in violet extract or New Mown Hay gives you the same nauseat The tittle girl came aa bidden, drag-| hie sister on the sofa. Where sho Wher sensation as to kiss a woman whose vent of Turkish cigarettes, ging her doll baby by one arm, Mr. Jarr opened his mouth to aay The Three Jaw F an school | something, but thought better of it. urers. regarding th | cried Mrs.) “Stop squirming around, Emma!” eald “Look at the Ink on that pove all, WHY she Above all, Bhi er fair fighters but sure thing men.’ 4 opon 1 put on you to-day ice-cream soda in publ! d there not be from drinking Tw the Editor of The By aw cha the measine of “It places? It is very am soda Is ee ee poe firey age ch to a woman what tobacco { to a man; and the man who drinks {t 1s not only popull no longer sings thelr) Jarr i‘ Mre Jarr sharply. ‘Willie, take your denzahlunskassenkoentr w Wo trespassing on the privileges of the gentler sex, but ia disgracing himself, Ever se8. ‘And she slapped little Emma on the |finger out of your mouth!’ aiaent ed person can tet me eating Ice-cream, plain, makes a man look foolish and effeminate. Indeed, tt 40 hand | Tho Mttle girl yawned and Mrg, Jere . , yrmation regarding opportun- grates on my finer sensibilities that whenever I dine with a Nice Man, I always Mary Rangle spilled it on me!'|descended upon her and yanked her to In reply: First Pvcune Tish in hacen? i ecia The Real Conquero he Uttle girl her feet. AR bac dtl garaal ieee na exas would annex HIS ice-cream, and eat BOTH portions, thus facing death and indigestion | rane the wet girl, aia Bar ot. at, j u e000, | Tike to go out there. Mo may othe . 4 fy 2 vi . 1 look how you've gotten the w “You and Willle go ri Deir cri ius: Biuking Fond at | ee ine cok ar * purely and solely to save myself the mortifleation of watching him degrade him ‘And lo « i go right to bed, and Interest the State.” Third, “Assistant Inspector M ef the Telegraph Department of the} What Will Be the Comtt R | | __No sex in crime? Nonsense! All the finer forms of crime are a matter of that they are betting. even| Christmas! Go right over and sit on the| the whipping of your lives if GGT SEE eald the head polisher, | off that nice new doll T got you last |if T hear & word out of you Tt gtve gow What {s just “cute” in a woman {s dishonorable in a man; and what {s l money the Glante beat the Ath.| sofa, and don't you dare a word,| Then she turned to Mr. Jann Ratiroad.” The language, of course, 18 | To the Elites of The Evening World juat “folly” in @ man ts @isgraceful in a woman, But !f the Aldermen are going you naughty little girl!” “Now you eee how they worry end: German. | What clever reader can solve the fol. to make some special “Laws for Ladies," let them make some special “Laws for | “Yes,” said the:laundry man, “and the| Mr, Jerr looked up uneasily. fret me!" she added, FREDERIC R. BIRNN. |jowing sum: “A room, 16x20 feet, ts to Gentlemen,” too. odds are a hundred ¢o one that the| ‘ I say,” he remarked, ‘It ia an| “They should be eehamed,” replied be carpeted. The carggt is 27 inches Give the man his tobacco and the woman her tce-cream soda; the man his| Giants’ management has not only beaten|olj doll. And what are such things for| Mr. Jerr. “Nobudy ever worries or frete ote wide. What will be th®cost of carpet aie! F goed him for: line Gerby and the woman fur curls andgtuffies and perfumes If we are going to keep |the fans of New York, butdhrown the|if they ere nat st xe panties, cy At g ‘ ry our editorial after it 1s lald, at $2.00 per yard? jo im rateful he didn’t] off THEIR gress, make them etay out of OUR back yard! And if they MUST | boots into them while they were taking| ‘Now, please interfere!” replies Odre, mover eed weg Barrel of Peintons’ ts The Heat &. EDWARDS cat We Huth BBA mes” Dave their cooktalla, let them at least leave us the eherriee! 4 the count,” Ure. Jarz, ‘These ehiirey are already ‘upentin’ earimaticn,” ae Le etenwensmnkcnccatrar ee bares st Soi