The evening world. Newspaper, October 7, 1911, Page 10

iain é ci oa nen EE NE IRIS The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, A> eatorid. October 7, 1911. anew * Such Is Life! REVERIES } tn ; . Nos, 68 t0 63 + : ‘ Patitehed Datiy Excopt Sunday py the Lrese Publishing Company; t | I : Park Row, New York. 1. 5 i i \ 2. ANGUS. SHAW, Pros. and Troas., JOSEP PULITZ ET Juntor, Bee'y. B y Maurice Ketten. ¢ ) C A\ R kd Entered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-C! ry For England and the Cont By Helem Rowland The Evenin i DON'T M4 4 Ee: + 63.50 Ono Yenr.. tees Bato ‘AT MAN - ‘ i] font +__:30 Lone Month LO HEADED Old Husbands for New. bist] Pune cv eyER AVE you @ little husband in your home? If so, take hear PONUME Or vsvicssiescevcsovsgescesvevnasses Awayte iH make the best ot tn i Mi rs Rockefeller has just said, of business: ick to one thing until you make a success of it." Me might o have said “Stick to one husband until you make a success of him’ i TURNED DOWN! Making @ living, or making @ career, or making fame, ¢ | . BEDIENT to the) or making @ fortune is not the real forte of woman, It@ i | | § @ husband-—out of a MAN, # behest of Murphy, | There !s a growing fallacy that Providence manufaes R the several ena tures souls in peirs—and chat somewhere out in the great i - Nttah : “luminous vold" there i¢ a “twin-soul” waiting for every i (BS red labels | arnlng creature w. » aiscovers that her husband ts Fe - ventions have! , ly @ man and fers above adjusting herself to. that a ed down the prosaic circumst hewhere tn the wide, wide world, 4 Sar i @ she fondly believes, that o ileal half, Ned an Assemblymen who | aMnity, 19 pining for her. So she packs up her trunk, j ed and re-| gives the caildren her bless! takes the dog—and the ¢ ate | TELEN train for Reno—and starts out on the hunt for trouble fused to vote for, | ROWLAND That she usually finds it, the accounts in the daily papers Sheehan. In Brook- constantly att With her mind tn a receptive mood, a lot of unhealt! In one hand and a pedestal and a hand-painted halo in the other, she the the first falrly thle man she n all the glory of her hectic imagination. Any masculine creature, fro: her lawyer to her chauffeur, who possesses a straight nose, looks to her just 1 Mnity." And it ts seldom long before she has annexed another “hun only to discover that she has again drawn @ misfit at the matrimonial exchange desk. It is intensely discouraging, | Now, as a matter of fact, a husband ts Ike @ hat or a coat. Ife should be selected with the utmost care and chosen for his durable and serviceable as well as for his beautiful qualities, But, having accepted him, it is natural to assume that a woman has gotten what she wanted, or at least the best she could get. If he is not all her fancy painted—well, what in Iife IS all your | fancy painted {t, before you got it home from the shop? | When you discover that the hat you have bought was @ “mietake’ do you | throw it in the ash barrel and sit down and repine? Not at all. You ¢ry | wearing tt at another angle, or doing your hair another way. You give it a new (turn here, @ twist there, a curve here; you add an extra feather or take off @ superiluous one, And behold, the hat gradually begins to ook fairly attrac tive. Indeed, in time, you may even grow to love tt. | There are few husbands who, with a littie taking in and letting out, polishing | up and trimming down, cannot be made over into perfectly satisfactory and | congenial life mates, There are few utterly impossible men. A man, et most, 1s only raw material, and the happiest woman is not the one who marries the | best man, but the one who makes the best of the man @he marries. Husbands | are not born, but made; and the Lord put Eve in the world to give the Mnishing touches to Adam, | Husbands come tn assorted materials. ‘There ere wooden husbands, hus bands of steel, husbands of fron, husbands of putty, and a few which are ell woot and a yard wide, Given your material, it 1s up to you to guild the Antshed Product. You cannot transform your wooden husband into an fealist and « dreamer, but you can make a very satisfactory and attractive dit of household. furniture out of him You cannot twist your ron husband round your finger, can extract a lot of joy out of his solid, comforting, supporting qual- ities. You cannot make a hero of your putty husband, but can mo him étnto a very beautiful objet d'art, Once you have accepted a man for what he IS, instead of for what he OUGHT to be, you will be surprised to discover what a number of fine qualities he possesses. When you have brought these out end encouraged, urged and “loved” him up to his highest possibilities, the overage husband is not wuch a bad life mate after all. ; And after you have done all you oan to adjust your husband ¢o your (@eal, {t is not at all a bad idea to tun around and adjust youreelf ¢o your husband, exactly as you would adjust your heir to your hag, and to use @ Mttle metal sctence to make yourself believe that you have actually attained the very finest, most suitable and most wonderful husband on earth—the one man me the world that you wanted, Herein Mes the whole secret of success tn metrimong, the onty eos Sih Mfe worth & woman's while. | Until you have tried all chese epectfics, DON'T go to the exchange Gedk! ideals ready lyn, taking heed of His Master's Voice, the humble McCooey has done likewise, and Messrs. Fry and Terry will not adorn the halls of legis- lation again. Both of these men and their New York colleagues are | * persons of character and independence, who acted on their own opin- ions. This is what the public is always clamoring for. Yet there is not the elightest evidence of any effort on the part of the voters in either borough to ascertain if the delegates who were chosen at the primaries were truly representative of their desires. Until the peo- ple resolve to take some interest in men who are brave enough to act as they think best there can be nothing except servile obedience to | the Boss. What use is there in assailing the latter when the indiffer- ent people neglect their duty to themselve: (Hate To HURT Your FEELINGS, Jim, BuT CL NEVER MARRY HE -HE RUN AWAY You titTue SHRIMP. ULL NEVER MARRY A SMALL MAN WON'T. You BE MY WIFE 2 Rosé ° Won't You BE MY WIFE 2 to PERKINS’S PLEA. AVING success- fully marketed the” biggest bale of! green goods ever unloaded in the) United States, Mr.| George W. Perkins | has become con- structive. He pleads for more government control, more license to do it again, with assurance, that no harm shall come to the talented financiers who multiply profits with « calculating machine and play with marked cards in Wall street. He is the blandest missionary that ever came down the pike. einen Sree i SUNDAY FLIGHTS. © Tim cannot fly on Sunday. The sedate See at Garden City will tolerate only golf on the Sabbath day. Angel plumage | was never in it with Tim’s waistcoat. He should be allowed to soar as close to the heavens as he can get. } | SaaS aapepe arog BORELODDOLINO has been appointed Gov- | ernor of Tripoli. The war is already a bore, without the dinno! THE SHADOW OF SOVEREIGNTY. HAVE always been a dellever in) millions loss than the State of New J ow and sentiment. 1 belleve York. Four millions in Auatralta, that eentiment {ts the one thing seven millions tn Canada and ninety which has moved the world more than millions In the United States! | | \ | NO, BILL 1 DON'T THINK WE Couro Be HAPpy * NOOOMEODOD OOOO SAMA NSONE NE ENAPUENNE NE ANNE NESS ENE NESNE Mr. Jarr Learns How He | Isy Cannot Hope to Dress “\W MRAM AAR NAAAANA RAR NAR MANAMAA AAA ANAT A AAR had hung to him all day, Mra.pedges. Just the sort of thing that a EV CGA aareeeyiirien” re- prea ecmed to thave recovered het | salesgini will show you at holiday time M4 peated Mr, Jarr. and was her own gracious sel! }and say, “Now, here is somepin dainty anything else, says a writer in Leslic's,| What ts the reason? Emigration tg M,C. A., Indeed!" exclaimed fee Senne Shee the: tahnn ble aitta Lord Rosebery, the most eloquent of from europe has created all. these hin good lady. “You go to bed, and| Mr. Jarr was too tactful to bring fil Cs Ay Duane fone L British orators, made a speech, partly |countries. People left Europe to find when you are in @ normal condition we |the events of the evening before, and) | "Ite called “sty lady Dainty,’ oatd serious, partly badinage, In which he |clvil and religious Mberty, but they will discuss the matter more fully!’ | once, when Mrs. Jarr wasn't looking, he Sepallod Pcp edited by Claribel gaid {t was a mistake for the Amorican | have civil and rellaioua Iberty In Cam. So saying whe retired with great dig-|shook hands fervently with himself and| Buncombe Swank, tho noted beauty ex: | colonies to have separated from Great|4d9 and Australia as well as in the nity. blew a kiss in her direction. ee and society editress. Do you know | Britain, because, had they remained, | United States. People left Europe tn é “Can't dizguzs anything more (hic) Here is something very interesting,’ Ht iy so many extremely practical hints they woul have drawn the King to order to be able to govern themselves, fully," sald Mr, Jarr, wiping the back |said Mrs. Jarr casually, after dinner|in it that I certainly intend to follow tt New York, Windsor Castle somewhere | but they govern themaelves as well in of his hand across hia mouth, Then he, | was done and the family had gone to| Up. Now, listen to this opening chapter 7 "The Prose Pull ‘200! ; My Lad ov | CRiasriN fm Central Park and Buckingham Pal- % arm etre, Quatre ne ey Go in| Covmright, 1011, by "ihe P rom Putlisning Oo. | Tetired, disrobing more oF less in-|the front room of the fiat for social in- Jon ‘My Lady Datnty Boging the Day. face in City Hall Park. But that ts not | the ates, and they have every aed ELL,” remarked the head pol- tt gas a chance of being euccesstul. Usher, “I guess I must De|T mean that he may consider himevlt ome success, John D. Rooke-| successtal if he can tok ¢ the one to snare success is in to pick one thing Chimb or Tobog? “Ot cours mitted the laund ee you paid eny attention Jobn D. Rockefel- learned Boston thinker and er says about euc- | the Rev. Nowell Dwight Hilllle of Brooke the serious consid- |r on the toboggan?” eaked the ty eration of a@11| polisher, + of us are boobs. |scholar,” declared the laundry mam Therefore Mr.| "Everything 1» advancing, Look at ad feller says the way) thing he picked.” and stick to It men, “anything to the argument between a cess ie entitled to|!¥n, as to whether we are on the olim> boobs. Nearly all) ‘I agree with the learned Brooklyn formally. tercourse. Mr. Jarr squared himself, giving a|Rockefeller's advice should have pretty Wolgast commanding $12.60 for his ‘ ; bit po. Canada has been a self-governing | Opportunity we enjoy but one, and that| 66 WENN: 728 ry avons Biktd ‘The next morning Mrs. Jarr aid not] Mr. Jarr looked up as though greatly bbcode Aoatation of “the perfect hus- hii to DPAR ONS USE Prclivy of the receipts of a tan-round dout in % colony just as long as the United|!s * shadow, That shadow ts the sov- i : the breakfast table, and Mr, Jarr | interested. ‘ ie. lowever, e " ‘ States “has deen an independent re-|evelsnty of Great Mritain, Tt te not LHe aares nears Sighted all the viands, drinking copi-| ‘it's @ ttle brochure Clara Mud-| tra, Jarr cleared her throst and be- it, It's variation of the old gag, ‘One 4 public. Australla for more than Atty |°Xerelsed, except for thetr protection, | Self!” erled Lule ean neieata ‘amtle | ously of ico water. ridge Smith made me a preaeet of.’ fan 40 read from the opening chapter— | thing at a time and that done 2 i years has been a self-governing colony, | “eat Britain taxes herself for their] Mr. Jarr only smiled a However, when he returned home,| And Mrs, Jarr disclosed a small laven- Imdy Dainty Begins the Day." | Very good rule as many can tei si9r8| th gold] “Before pape comes Mr. Rockefeller, who has piled up suffering somewhat from a@ headache ‘der silk and vellum volume with go! Pa ie seie ening Ge racial alles SOE Ce HOOT Te ate eae suttably for her station in the world of |™men or more, and tella us to plok one fashion, My Lady Dainty sips her cafe- | thing and stick to it as our Hfe's work au-lait In bed in @ lace matinee! "— “How many of us do anything ¢ “A what?" asked Mr. arr, How many of uo CAN do anything else? he | defense, but there 1s over the and stood in the hallway. Somebody has a territory as large as the | ver them the Canes" Btates, two-thirds of which 1s |Shidow of a power in whone adminis, [else's hat—evidently the bacict p Alay quite as productive, yet she has two ation they have no votce; while in| Vineky, the netghborhood'’s relazter— millions of inhabitants less than tho" country, on the contrary, ninety | Was on and over Mr. Jarra head and ; @tate of New York. Australia has a|[/ltons feel Independent and happy de- | resting upon his ears. territo} large and as productly j pause with us there ts no shadow be-| Mrs, Jarr waid afterward that she “Cheer U 9 Cuthh e ” ry rf as p Wve @#) fore the sun of Iberty, Its beams the United States, but has a popula-| knew it wae Mr, 6lavinsky's hat be- “A lace matinee. Don't you know | When the time comes for us to take a dis wisi Goat emlnsnt profesor A gutdlnmed on every part of our 5 P Dy alae | rom home and fireside and | ® ism, K, nm, There could i eb A Our | cas ere were gray putty fin what @ lace matinee 1s?" said Mrs, ike out from h i been pothl tlon less than New York City and four! iand, and aach cittaen ty @ dovercten, peeve Eee ney echatat ct What’s the Use of Being Blue? sharply ae the. protection of father's Income to) ave been nothing ke that & tow i “ n row ay in the world our) >” 4 a couple o: un= flat, three-cornered window-pane tacks 's a Lot of Luck Left. ‘Oh, to be sure, to be sure; go on!’ [mike our own way , Tanea ancuaait Rack i ¢ gi : Piper eet. veer ly, nN aseball bugs clamoring fell out of the lining when Mrs ae _There PE ———$—$——_—_—_—_——— replied Mr. Jarr { move Is to pick 60! ing—namely | for admission to the Polo Grounds — jerked it off Mr. Jarr’a head and threw ilps” sho han lnee Cmeliban ees , io ; eet het a, ae ane : Letters From the People it through the window down Into the By Clarence I. Cullen. [peated Mrs, Jarr, reading from the book, | a great majority of us the rest |RLINAY 19, te the Gants, play the airahaft, " + j""'or strolls about in the privacy of a ck to the Job {man would he arrested for attempt peemeaaied ‘This ta @ nice way to come home, Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). ‘ J route rin a beautiful and bewilder e That 1B fo at Kt &. te 8 VAeNaee rounene ie eect apteg and it nearly 1 o'clock in the morning!" WT can't Stick a pin In or Draw jafter the Street-Car that he has Al- In, which fs #0 extravagant and | 8@ have picked, end atte an at ar cia ball vara: teem ee eae “Mere Man” Thanks Miss Rowland. ineatly folded paper and string. Never-|remarked Mra, Jarr, efter disposing of a Red Ring Around me Day" |ready Caught! | and, mo 80. ravishingly {aly movable ae hela bi - to ae our | Commissioners of Fire, Water, Pollc, | Sethe Réitor of The Erening World: |) |theleam the frst boy showed evidence |the hat, “You said you only wanted to Ree iets Anoescon the pant ; beautiful, that it avems a pity that ail | #4 of a layedown collar, Bolding our | Commtamionsts Of Rive, Water, Follow : Apropos of the ar Reveries of a fof thought and in my opinion would be| get the schedule of the world eertes| calendart If the Bridge is Down, the Fording| mortal eves, save those of her intimate | 108 18 the big Job und asking that their salaries be doue ; peared yA re een: elem iy [more amenadlo to training. ‘The second | games between New York and Phtlade oat may be Good! establishment, should ibe denied the b d, In the old days the commiahe f é ca, to wae reee my [roy Would be ® blunderer. And in th 0 to Phil cs — holding of her charms in such sump- F I desire, mere man, to express my | long pe in thel shie, Did you bave fo @ Regret first noldin, ner charms in such Pea care anything about the salary run hig “haste would r it? T tell you, I'm going Before you Blame {t on your Wife Bratitude for, and appreciation of, the | waste me MALS | Gelpiie to got y f Retore ¥ emould oranr | see the Erle Ratlroad er Mecants ia tale aut : X. | to have the license of that Gus's place Re or the Weather, take a Peek in the| TIGA SAIBER ARR In ARE Tia pandustarn iol cotrein teen ee ethos vive authai ne 2 ge Another Garbage jevance, at the corner taken away!" ne ss our | “888! his headache was gripping nsational cravats, Of court hast a To the Eulitor of The Evening World ‘Wuzzen a’ Guazuz,” said Mr, Jerr, A —_ r e adyanc ee te Crone eeeted bi ng ¥ 1 desire to add my complaint agatnst| thickly, "Wouze at Wyerseeaye! ' Bogle Men ae The Pessimist refuses to Enjoy the * asked M Brat char sé ine pwveet ove sence OF marhage et night, 3) " a eee taniyg [Sunshine because he can't Look Smack What It May Really Be. , rans piner se Le ESOS one Come® | gin sompalled to be at work at ¢ A, x, | hi yah eed ld at the Sun! i Fi Credit (sans which causes mo to arise at 6 d "ts i jo Sm —_ v P ze to . f parcasm or selfish motive) having |Commissloner Edwards'c men ae ba hy He Couldn’t Say. - Once there was a Man who Really wn {aa ¢| “Ana is manage habe SPE," sald the head polisher, a in our ensemble anything that partakes settled upon 1200 A. ht eed “Happiness 8! acknowledged to Himself that — he My Lady Dainty--| we get old or stale, when we are ex that District-Attorney Baker off t of @ virtue? Well, rawther, old top! M, aa the ‘vest time to aistice Hallucinatory,’ |gmoked ‘Too Much—but he Died from ather say Everywoman? "| p ¢ anned ; - hii {fndinnapolls, = refusing to mov me He the aapit ot belong infor nal n y murabers Why ts tt that the courte saith - alatsechie= the Habit! 4 Jay ate Panty ¥ mild a ot ee trust, 8a, fo “eh condescends to Wl Issue injunctions against churches a0 ‘Here'a to. the ee | PRO ear nee si Radats plas rch Atiate “him” into the mysteries of ringing bells at unreasonable hours? Le Hallucination! | ‘me Right Kind of Reformation] incomplete with, say, | than six | tha m goodness, to reform “him” from dis-|tiere we have a Commissioner dieturt Ly CULLEN: — doesn't. demand anybody to he al “cost intim as the chic) pia ba "ad mn rt 4 > 1 o: a mudo! conte trou 1s that ipation, elevate “him from the brute |ing the entire community and nothing ‘The Song of Hope, to be Effective, Recluse! es call - idolr cont The iia ta that % igval to * beng ot af aration, with |to stop it is done by the Board wt needs the Obligate of Effort! | — 9 hegin with she MUST have the |reniisation hits the s ‘ Be ARRtLC S20 refining iniuencas, | Healt J. McLAUGHLIN aledesl~Pags the Gurk Han ci Cudke hang of regecqge wes the job he holds & MYM would seam, eccording to Miss A Orie in. Maabere Frequently we'd have Saiced the one : e Chine, It has bands ¢ hable of sticking | oh A ywiand, that we “horrid men" are ace ., The Most Monolithic Li aver {lace at the throat giving a s that he can't let louse long enough to} | To the Editor of The ‘orl ¥ ye en Pushed Out O. mnt a chan s ¥ high; @ twenty-two caret proposition, | Here i# a sin Be wh ey ee Guess | ahd Hat weld bee i fash 2 OMe Kcnew alwaya sald, when that |in front and a square effect ay the baci: ab anothe Millions of men. aré after all—et least with ONE of the! any number having two re ie if in our Mind's Eye we hadn't). yaq Merely Given the Rein to his | Maline lace ruffles" —— | struggling along in occupations and | Te and ironing a shirt te nelihe! fair vex. 1.3. W, Take the difference of these seen the Grins of the Pushers! Fancy! | “On! Ont” shouted Mr. Jar, Jumping | oatlings for which the aati ltrade nor commerce." Congers, N. Y. agtie Ui theta noes ip, “I forgot I left my wallet with my a besa sh pivelanl | Te vine otc pncwindent paid thi i/ a ’ ba ~, CO, " ' Stone fumps! ry im te! desk e omece erarth A what serves ¢, a mind, pee » f ence by 9, Bxd= a naiiial a Capitulation means Captivity Anyhow, the § pps! salary in tt in my ¢ strength y | PA ee eere “Which Boyt" sige By Ue atria thie proguat P , Clean Over the | And ie rushed out and down the stairs.|Tyiey 4 he [laundry man, “we'll have to saree wit tm Baier The Proaiag Wi sig y who th answer one can tell hae Tt'e a Whole Tot Easter to Look Like ~ | He can't encape ike that again.” sald | “sjonn 1, Rockefeller was a gond I ena a 7a pen er ad ad yea Rac el Roady Money than ity to Be the Same! | Reformation after Satiety isn't! Mra, Jarr, closing the bool, “TL show | 4,5, tn his youth, He sald to him-| si ' Wye ripped open a parce! and of ons who deep tg ion ae syeteing 2 to a | Half 20 Creditable as Reformation |" 1m not through with him yet self, ‘I am golng Into the oll business” WHO'S WHO? } Mowiy opeted it, folding the paper, oto. | Wien the right-hand Bi bid Be fhe} Some of us Never Really Begin until Le area manu TaT ———— Jand he proved to be the t party. Mother hes gone to Reno, He aske which boy deserves prov r ris the greater, add, and SHOE ibepivn areas cur Gort before we've Had Enough! | POP et eS aa er ten Larch var AS atl A I would say, “nelther boy did right.’ | When the lesser, subtract ning times the| DIVERS MEAN . | Ae ‘ eal ane , sald o . mp ey ° t I = rst Job many thousands o or youn’ |Stster fa 0 1 iro) ; "the first boy should have out the string | Ufference, J, F, BOYCE, In the Success Sweepstakes, at) The Difference between a Reason ang “Ds 90 elas neara tn anialants 5 rg ar MPT TTY gre bec rae titled dub. 0} ted ven, an uM i 1e fopmer tan quired the bishop as he sazed me: an i poe i nf fi ; close to the ienot (aking for wranted| === Yew, am anna, r ily| the GetThere Track, Fear and Hate | \0 Excune tw thar | mR 100k: & Ae EAN ihe cattmiianes achieved anything Nk aaterial [Tm with the servants; that every boy carries a pocket knife), | To the Wtitor of The Hrening World ‘Doctor, are Welsh rabbits really r Straddle te tall caaieee aa | puecess (hat came to Mr, Rockefeller I st d wonder all day quickly unrolled and laid contents bet Did Theod: Hoosevelt over run for @0 unhealthy? ran a Dead Heat for Last! - replied his fellow passenger, employer and in minute he other-| Mayor of Now York Clty and if ao tn | And then, too, there area Lot of Self sit we have Usrees or better, "=The) “After all, the man who picks one |r¢ father's of mother'ere . ew “I don't know, | never wae called Worry la Wind-areian Grom Runging Made Men who Sadly Need Mepairel dtoussueeper, ‘ | caung with @ Getermination to stick to' xind judge, won't you hurry and wee would be doing pothing, should have what year? en to attend on