The evening world. Newspaper, September 29, 1911, Page 19

"yrer 2 eArrataasté wR sun taseyReM .¢ | BIto W yaiaasava 9 ‘the Reanise World Daily Mag viis y azine, bpm September 29, Fables of Ophelia; or, Wunst Upon a Time % %' By Clare Victor Dwiggims wewwwedeworwre ress: + +6 2eeueee ees Copyright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York World), | Fear | wou APPEAR Too UROVOTH FIED, OF COURSE, \F NOBODY'S LOOKING —omen| EMBARASS ME, WILL You! Axo” QiGhT BEFORE 4 i Twat PRoudD / WAS Too PROUD To Come GoT so HUNGRY i AND GeT FED—— oT SWE NEARLY STARVED — G-0-o-d N-i-g-h-t! «i By Ferd G. Long FINE PAYSIQUE, ALGY, ME Boy! ir HoLpD’ ‘EM Ary!) nes, Fath GAG PA ek | ) M Vig ) HOLd EM! yy, By Sophie Irene Loeb. ; E, i ee 1 hee BOC st NOW AND 3 “A Man of Honor” of Bossing. \ Soggy and Without ff Nib he Business lt. (ee stera live in the bellef that with the maid's weekly wages all resporstbility s OVE be true tn a BUSINESS but very often a word of approval rake the dough lighter and the Tas well. A word of pratse ts, wire bees out nustier,. len. Weaken | EY CHARLES DARNTON. It. he anters: his | Yeast cake thet salien 100 sree aaa | GOOD rabbi may write a poor play. That this privilege is not reserved shop when one Of | fo lea tenth Ke ane ae alone for those who see the light of Broadway only as it shines from an his. workete pee oT we BOPD: 1p bag thal CR electric sign is proved by “A Man of Honor," the first if not the noblest Gone somthing | i cuhters of @ve'whe Ba Gn:tas Gael Fork of Isaac Landmann, wno, wo may assume, practises what he preaches in eprint MUM po ns Dry > PROWN AND SPOIL adeiphia, lla Nit haben | s rever tak : Fite SKS ® 1 MAID, T forever take all It should be said at once, however, that the play at Webder's Theatre is not to tell thing: as a matter of COURSE, and ne long sermon. ‘The chief trouble is that "A Man of Honor” has po human ed me ; j nk “that it will not do" to TELL her when she does @ thing unusually well, ‘Thin ts a fallacy generally, althoug! 4 t may Mt SOME cases. ‘The innate feel- Ing of PILING a want causes one to WANT to fill {t, and we can't forever | live on taking It for GRANTED that we fil the bil In this silence gives rather than consent Especially also is this trae with the he [8 successful, ‘The word of PRAISE | feminine invasion tn the arena of du has done Infinitely more to create a] ness. Since Mother Eve woman & yirit of continued endeavor than any |CRAVED the expression of apprecte- high and mighty #tand-off-and-touch- | Hon, me-not attitude ever could, And why not give it to her, Mr. Boss’ Vor we are all children, at best, and | Why not TELL her those letter 4 D the word that REASSUR) well arranged or that showcase is AT- There i» no inspiration Ike that of | TRACTIV! CERTAINTY. Wo like to feel that| It costs so Ittle—in fact NOTHING, there Is a sense of APPRECIATION, | and inspires to FUTURE action that It Is human nature and Is often the| might not OTITERWIAE be aroused. friend in need for all parties concerned. | And the bose husband may with profit The boss who slaps the chap on the | follow the same Ine of feast resistance, hand is the | If those biscults wi especially good, ived without }even ke mother's, why not tell her defaleation, + THE NOTE OF | they were AS GOOD as mother's? CHMBR NEVER Gos TO PR. Have you any idea what @ word of Of course when tt Is overdone to the | this kind might mean to the spirit of point of PLATTERY there Is a rush | her? Tt ls euch @ LYTTLAG matter and appeal. There are plenty of tears, but they fall on the wrong side of the foot- lights. Sobs and iamentations claim tho centre of the stage, Added to this, the fanguage is #0 stilted and bombastic, when it is not cheaply colloquial, that not @ single touch of distinction marks the play. It is essentially sogm Admitting that the upright Judge, with his honest ambitton to become Gov- @rnor of Montana, is fundamentally right, it is impossible to take any sym- Pathetic interest in the character, Furthermore, the #on who lays his theft Of $10,000 at the door of parental neglect offers such a specious argument that it isn't worth a second thought. This conviction reduces the scene between father @nd son in the second act to a long-winded effort without a breath of life to Sive it reality. Edmund Breese acts well and hard as the Judge, but he gets no sympathetic @i4 from the audience in a situation where help of this kind is an absolute By this time, too, Hans Rovert has made the son such a snivelling coward by his overacting that you are sick and tired of him. The dissertations on political honor, judictal corruption, filial duty and Parental responsibility are so Involved and platitudinous as to be of no dramatic value. And by calling upon wife In heaven to witness his good Intentions the Judge only makes a pain{ul situation more harrowing. The one suggestion of reality is found tn fhe last act, when the Judge, with the moral support of @ @on who fs now ready to go to prison for his crime, calls the political schemer's bluff and wins. But the play as a whole {5 trite and uninieresting. Ben Johnson uses his common senes to good advantage as the Judge's brother, whilo Ralph Delmore makes the attorney by name and politician by Practice a formidable Mt ariel Starr sobs lusitly over her ‘s) tereed dream" as tho Judge's daughter, and Miss Fay Wallace proves that knows even less about comedy thar uthor himself in the role of a eilly “4 Man of Iona to live long in the secret of his success, and k and gives him the ¢ s who geta value re 1 the bank, and there fs no RELIEF | truly mat so BIG, Next week when a - — it. But the “well don Idea has 4 those bisculte again she will done more to keep the fre of industry | think of that batch and the task will be allve than any DRIVING could ever | easter. have accomplished. A HAPPY THOUGHT EXPRESSED The servant question, for tnatance, is| 1S WORTH TWO IN THE IMAGINA- largely solved tn this way, Many of my! TION. The worker Who Retied for Success Tisicoreernce sn TAS Blackjack Bargainer 3% By 0. Henry n Orrreerweeerrrreereeeereeeeeree AQAA AAAAAAAALPLLAPLAPAPAAPPPPAAPAAAAPPLAAAAL thing or other told her that she was positive she could ‘“ma} way good" almost shook the equilibrium of the {nfluential manager. (Copyright, 1910, by Doubleday, Page & Co.) | ‘Thar'n two hundred dollars, Mr.] Gores seized a sheet of a paper and a grown’ Js @ sho’ sign of quality, She | They couldn't ase tho inward sauirin| srxopats 0 cabin : Goree; what you would call a fa'r price| pen. ‘The money was clutched in his|@ays ef we git the feud, th PAIS OF PRECEDING INSTALAL for a feud that's been Yowed to run|Mmolat hand, Everytilng elxe suddenty| thin’ else ought to go ‘with It petty Vince mother that the eas! the top was to get a The doting one smiled at the dau AAVLE@ om ter's wisdom. with which the influential one, cordoned the Inst anevivor of aa old Ken 0 P. M Yes, I am quite sure," she sald, “An | round by coaxing femininity, passed ia Tuaed” himicit™ by drink and [down ike yourn hey. Thar's only you | seemed to grow trivial and Hight, | ames on them monyinents in Gore Cowptatiiipese OPrria “introduction to some one of Influence |tnem this sweet and conventional sop } thre! eccentric mountuiaert who hi Bo Sar On ood ca ane vou canton Le ail migans j Right, eu they can be changed to ourn x : red Baty bs , F jist come “hito a fortune, "As Gore alts, nty po’ + Tl take it of je nand to’ * * ¢ Jo ee would help a great deal, and T Unk) «oe course, the position Is a difficult |itrunk and pennies, In file yo’ handis, and it'll set me and Miania|ever warrant and'— No Go! Go! wereamed Gorce, his f “Ask the Girl.’ T can manage it, girlie one, and carries with it some grave re-|Seurye got wuat ine au Aire, Ga Garvey up among the quality, That's|have to leave out that turning purple. He stretched out young men, if you want to find Out whether “Girlie’ had a diploma, a w ae | sponsibilities; but I will surely put in a buy. the money.” Gcree with a loud iaugh ow'll have| hands toward the mountalne ’ smile, and no experience whate Bat | wont for you." . The little roll of currency on the|to defend this title yourself.’ Angers hooked and shaking. " you once let her in where hor talents can| "Diy 110 inmuential manager, who PART II. table slowly untwisted | Writh. | Goree was standing near the window. | ghoul! Pn & Ch-Chinaman protects blaze out in their fullest refulgenc “| i ' v1” echoed Goree. “Fi ing and jumping as its folds reluxed.| “Step here. sald, ralaing Wis finger, [the g-graves of his ancestors—go!” Phen look out for girlie? She would | asked under the winning smile and the ‘By me?” ‘Then he laughea|1n the silence that followed Gar y M'« or not a girl loves you—ask the girl. Do not ask me In almost every mall that comes to me I @né eased yor th one or more letters from dl the girl they love le men who are nm, whether or t t : va] “and I'll show you your recently pur-| As the vehicle notica” |Coting manners all evening, cinch the x, down the|the sheep, with a «? make them “sit up and t 4, ’ RH 7 last speech the rattling of the poker |chased enemy, There he will 1 , whom hi s is always willing to aecept A F |Jod for her? Not a bit, harably, "I reckon You) cntps in the court-hours could be plain« | other side of the street wool, was hurrying, ent ha nd A ) put the final momentous question to her, with a gasp , are mistaken about that.| rool, wae Dirrelne: to iagecsns | 1 2 of the would-be| But true to his promise he put in @ ly heard, ‘The mountaineer crooked Lis long] @ng the path au m" 4 on the girl he loves regularly Phe Fone RANE Med he} Word, all right, In fact, he put in sev- I sold out to Yow as] “Gores knew that the sheriff had juat|frame to look through the window in] At three o'clock in the morning they 4 “ Sean Iti ond oak tet uate aR YA COLUNE. THOTNGE) ORADING NE ne ae ona hereere thé WOrde Ne If expressed it, ‘lock, Stock | won @ pot, for the subdued whoop with |the dire indicated by the other. [brought him back to his office shorn | . ns glad <0 eee him, end ¢ a erections acoyioue daugntsy to put fi aioe There isn't even @ ramrod| which he always greeted a victory|Col. Abner Coltrane, an erect, portly |@nd unconscious, ‘The sheriff, the spor. | douit cally n 3 ; fluential manager, who was a favorite! Dut in Nees ae lett to sell.” floated across the square upon the|gentleman of about fifty, wearing the|tive deputy, the county clerk, and the My de | set your doubts at rest. Go bravely and esk the tr Nephew of the powerful sup The Idea! Every scheming mamma] you'yo got it; and we ‘uns want !t.|crinkly heat wa Inevitable long, double-Wreasted frock|##y attorney carried him, the ehalk-| you love Then you will not have to pour out your hopes and ent, who needed an excellent private! ecretary’ | h @ business daughter thinks it's a8! rake the money,’ coat of the Southern lawmaker, and] faced man “from the valley’ acti to be a secretary as it is to cut an old high alk hat, was passing on | (S '¢ ys Missis Garvey,| Beads of moisture stood on Goree’ ‘and buy it fa'r and equar’. vrow. Stooping, he drew the wicke: as | fears to mi Admires Her, Her Letters Daughter's wi smile vive 1 food. Uncle, let us not be mere| Goree shook his head covered demijohn from under the table| the opposite sidewalk cious manners, fire: polisied up in @| putty with regard to thts Job, No sweet,| ‘The cupboard’s bare," he sald. and filled a tumbler from It, “Ie that him? Why, that's the ma 1 < MAN who sign letter “LL. M, GING, who signs her letters Convent and then polihed down in «| graceful bewuty who hax almost for-] «We've ria” pursued the mountaineer, |, A little corn liquor, Mr. Garvey? Of} who sent me to the pen'tentiary ter of ha nprofitavie ho ia and papers, A WAN ct welteat business college, owing to fainily re+| gotten the multiplication table shall|undeflected trom hia object, ‘a heap. | cour you are Joking about-what you! “He used to be district-attorney b age Ph allaic go ah © Fae “y met a girl several times | am tWenty-four yeara old : ” 1e4P- | apoke of? Ovens quite a new market, | eid Goree carelessly. “And, by the way,|euces when he's lquorgd up," sighed | Tea ee en ta ets wars ne R=|Wheedle a holm through our business| We Was pore as possums, and now We) Qpese to Mende Dita, emonny ys | ait Gores car eleme the sheriff reflectively. ° nant her very much. How- | and my mother insists on elther opening fluential manager si A adn at We don't pull any one who can't] Could hev folks to dinner every Gay. | tree Jreude, slightly damaged—two “LT kin Hit @ equirrel's eve at a hun-}] “P00 much,’ said © 1 love with her, nor my letter, Should she her graces of mind and figure, and se- first, Not we. There's a hela iy Seeybor peed ee sity | hundred, I believe you said, Mr. Gar-| dread yards,” said Garvey. Thar] “A man has no business to 4 I ever 1 Grey tried to imagine how such an the kind who have a few| thin" we need we ain't got. she says It | YOY?” was snother thing,” went on the| Who drinks as much as he Do t t would give her Your her should not open your impeccable collie would behave in an n their day books."'| ought to been put In the ‘ventory ov thet (Goree laughed self-consciously. nmoved squirrel hunter, “that Missia| "OD"! now & 1 re SESE RER | false ide fe es toward her|letters, but on the other hand you office If sho fad to put out about ten tet. | * sald the powerfullgsale, but it. tain't thar. ‘Take the ‘he «mountaineer — toc |Garvey was thinkin’ of. “Tain't so much| 4, 18" {2 182 Lo alhieare te I ¢ call unon hee 5 | not peosive -tatian’ kL eee ters every hous, Just then the doting nd right now I've got] money, then, says she, ‘and buy it fa'r| oree handed him, and drai in my line ae tiother, but who wanted) °C vie A month, { know." rere » the casual att would not care to have your mother Pert 2 stad tue: prapoattlons bag ti hotel hye ertapbadeee | Pov ge Key without @ tremor of the lids of his|particlar that 1 should tnaulre, and ef es A es ; . moh HC 1 r c! da od private se correspondence in shoes ae Boy “Out with it," sald Goree, his racked | staring eves. you Was Willin’, ‘pay fur it,’ she says, » q a If his uncie needed a good priv respondence In a shoe factory for], “Out with 11." sald Go The lawyer applauded the feat by a|‘fa'r and squat.’ ‘Thar's’ a buryin : : He No Lengsr Care: retary sto was sure that her daushter!ten years, and she will get the Job.’ Garvey threw hie slouch hat upon the} !90k of envious admiration. He poured | groun’, as you know, Mr. Goree, in te oe 9 aoere could more than qualify, says the Chir] “Zhe position has already been filled,” table, and leaned for fixing his | bis own drink, and took it Jk@a drunk-| yard of yo' old place, unda the cedars NBHUBIRL Then Are Nalohboes who signs his letter “B. cago Tribune. She had a sweet temper,| was the coatents of the note the alo unblinking eyes upon Gorpe's ard, by gulps, and with shudders at| ‘Them that Hes thar is yo" folks that] iy. ; an ney fre Neighoors, + writes: ° an excellent education, remarkable per-| mother rec - “Phere's a old feud," he said distinet- smell and tast was killed by the Coltranes. The|t, gaze upor vale Gotan § MAN “ his le I ha n calling on a geverance and a diploma from a business! “Very we te eT we Ming and the{scT®® hundred,"” repeated Garvey. monyments has the names on ‘em. | the art. o: day | : sicaaliy teh thas Bente college. Ther do anyt A Secretar |‘Thar'e the money, Misses Garvey says a family buryin' | through the uncurtalned " in the acquaint-|months, but now I find I do not love Daughter rose to the occasion by drawW-and [ hope I can marry her off anyway.” | Goree frowned ominously, To sp — — s who Hives I break off my a es en en AS Jot nie feud to a teudist is «serious | but pouring Nee eee ar ina uath vane litte cc? Dreeeh SF ie beg hy AMA haa 7 v rea . flesh a . rn call upon the young Indy less ‘a han fron m ne as! t w fre ntly unt yo na e wala tie inwyer'e At What Age Is a Man 01d?) Cee a any frend he ill mun Sei ES EO “No offense,” he went on, “but pu molt among table's debris, ane © you to the young lw Ia jons altogether, in the way of business. Missis Garvey \"k his fa ied nd His ¢ be E d U hey studied all about feuds, Most of the ment ea W s ve se promise, ‘Ther were os tired, indeed, os fat | au 18 In the mountains hey ‘em }T what age 1s a man OLD? rashe E pigram: for very lay se oH Then He Understood. Mumhs of Bailvoon) |The Settles and forths, the Ra | This question was recently submitted by @ newspaper of Madrid") e foam of the washtud is ap white in a third rate Pat,’ said 1, ‘don't you erer get tired doing |kins and the Boyde, lers and the to itn readers, ova 5 one ‘ e 4s to}und soft as that of the surf, the glow iiseoveredl that the wash Pere _ |Gatloways, hey all been cyarin’ on feuts | The first prize was ewarded by 2,26 votes to the following| \. A bene Ea wellsmade fire has Sik the REN 0am was, we wap. vs] fe and mocked lanl |f'om twenty to a hundred year, The rept: ¥ " x t ¢ than] of a autumn sunset, and the chirp of ‘attendant apiveared and ene ae ar o smoc Y 4 tet nth |last man to day way when yo" unc | sq man is young 40 long as he oan make a woman Sealous situ tin of : : Kot Is as aweet as any peste Nh lb il asec “ rat Lene Coltrane’ fam the bench. | Another contestant declared that “a man 1s old when he can no longer bend | Colonel waited for the o 4 zed open mouthed at the two z Missi, Garvey and me, we come f'om| over ang tle the shoostrings of « pretty woman." |gome sis ecogn! it ipl ig a No Answer to This, the po’ white trash. Nobody wouldn't) A newly married man w@bte that “a man begins to ago eight days after! Ita 17 Sept wae te let in the ae mit Wasa 8 A, EDISON was ex: «to alpick @ feud with wy ‘uns, no mo'n with) ‘his marriage,” W ip Malotan Ak i 4 Led aD HE sy iiys ty The Scot, became. angry fer the part played by Me, Trav fam'ly of tree-toads, Quality people} And a woman completed this axiom by saying that “a man is young till he|nt iaA alent teeta Aalto 4 were made to be stubbed 9s mine "he thundered, “can ye no’ understan’ w nen Hrevch seatemiciay, in the dis: /everywhar, ways Mins Garvey, hasleninks of getting married." ‘. , Ml aAAC than Re willed dis 1d run down at the heel. lain Scotelit” wireless tolegran! \ toud ye ‘uns ain't quality, rf ‘ arr t nURbE \ When the y the week The attendant promptly withdrew, and re| ‘The poor reporter, # little bewildered by ei |seuds, We ‘uns ain't quality, but we're) itere is another anewer which won @ generous number of feminine votes Have you and . r Post hls eA 2 Tate share eat ees Leo aceasta” | the tall an waten, easeations buyin into it as fur as we can, ‘Tak i ¢ A 1 ‘ en Prosently," “Bys ee ohms and srentured on @ question tiat (te money, then,’ saya Missin Garvey, ‘A man is old when @ young Woman kisses him with cold lips 4 5 : : \'and buy Mr, Gorge's feud, fa'r and —- ; Another Hibernian Yarn. sid, reminds me of the |squart,’ The Evening World will be glad to print the opinions of readers a ne 4 bed ee rule has been a long time coming, * 4 te fate , \ wuse they ha 4 Thomas V. Brady, eccietary of the] ‘'' F Sa ithe te knew, for marl, ‘44 squirn rages straightened | Khis query | “Cut glass for company and Ohipped 1 postponed duties if we are Ivish Eaalgrant Society of New York, conatiruents' benefit, whether this here pr 4 be My serena e roo} hy, dea & Fol “At What Age Is a Man Olaf" bd ; hina for the family" is not the best all mindful of past promisen— § who promisal it to usa were hydraniie pump to be min by» n 0! * mili oO iis pook anc “ . ba ,- bn oy . s Te ~, “the Ynlishmen “wh eto wa weve a | drastic pum je i be rim. y a Address “Old Age Editor, Fivening World | 8 totnee aM of rules for makigg a home attractive, Woman's Home Companion, . — ooo — . — we — -