The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1911, Page 14

Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, September 27 ww manne ] The Beye wiorld. ‘Ready to Hibernate’”’ Mie amon stan fre eho OATH eryarara fener Ow. By Rolf Pielk 4 eb beak hoes’ be kerk Roe y 9 1¢ e Ann nan ————_____— p Entered at tho Post-Office at New York ns Second-C atter. on Rates to The Evening) For England and the Continent aaG forid for the United Stavos AML Countrioa In the Internetional ad Canad Postal Union. . Bet seeee + $3.50] One Year . + $9.75 jonth 80] Oue Month 85 VOLUME 52... O. 18,299 APPLE SANDWICHES AND COPPER-PLATED PEAS. URING a lull between prize- fights a pure food show | holds the fort at the Madi- son Square Garden, and of- | fers practical suggestions in attractive shape, besides | kaleidoscopic samples free. Alchemists of the kitchen “demonstrate” up and) down the menu from an-| chovy pnste to peaches | Melba. Gold medal ex-| perts from abroad give | daily illustrated lectures | on “New Egg Dishes” (it is the dishes that are new, not necessarily the eggs, if you live in the cold storage zone), and | “The Artful Sandwich—-1911-'12 Model.” A City College professor runs a midway booth where experiments are always going on, showing that the artificial copper coloring in some brands of imported green | peas is strong enough to coat a steel hatpin green, and that the rain- bow hues of the lollypop have their ignoble origin in coal tar dye. Really, there are matters in discussion here at the food hippo- @rome that should be almost as helpful to Manhattan housewives 8 suffrage mocting or @ discussion of the manners of American men. The eandwich-building department has an additional bearing upon what a titled English authority, the Viscountess Chelsea, recently called “the neglected art of picknicking.” The picnic, dating back to | ¥ judicial decree of a Missour) court, there is no such thing as a perfect wife, . She does not exist save in imagination. And no man has a fight to seek a separation from bis wlie because she does not to the heights of his pre-nuptial vision. “A woman may bo impatient at tim She may Tose her temper and | eold. What woman would not scold under certain circumstances? There | ts no such thing as @ perfec: wife was the learned opinion rendered by | Judge Thomas of Kansas City. when denying a divorce sought by a husband | on the plea that his wife nagged and scolded him. Many persons, both men and women, disagree with the cold Judicial denial of that feminine perfection which all men seek and all women strive to represent. What is the perfect wife, anyhow? Nearly every day some writer or artist with @ tape measure enlightens us imensione of the perfect shoulder, the “perfect figure,” the “perfect eye- and { physical faultiessness 1s eo easily measured and defined, it should be equally possible to show just how much intellect, what proportion of feeling, Qo well as what qualities of practical usefulness must be combined to make the perfect wife. And yet, it 1e not possible at all For, the perfect wife for one man might seem to another to have the mental qualities of @ suet-pudding. There are as many ideals of wifely perfection as there are men. And varies and fluctuates, because his vision of marriage continues to represent @ sort of condensed polygamy in which the one poor woman the jaw allows him is expected to possess all the charms, all the virtues, all the solidity, all the brililance of the whole galaxy of hourls that continue to people the bright harem of his dream: | | A Hercules Task for Any Wi | i Bhe who shoulders the task of representing the whdle world of women to | nusband—and that fs what the perfect wife undertakes—must keep the co | of her brain dusted, but not at the expense of the parlor bric-a-hran, | She must make an epigram and a cherry ple with equal deftness, but If ae | has to drop elther performance from her repertory, by all means let her keep the cherry pie. She must de ae attractive as any of the sirens of history to her husban@— | alluring, audacious, variable as the “shade by the light quivering aspen ma but the armor of her aloofness must be so rigid that no other man shall tl outdoor religious festivals of the ancients as described by Virgil and Homer, has degenerated in our time to a sad orgy of canned baked beans and soggy pie, washed down with bottled beer. What perceive, even, that she pussesses these qualities. Sie must combine the brilliancy of St. Therese with the housewifely quallties of Mrs. Rorer, the beauty and devilment of « Gaby Deslys with the ponderous morality of the woman editor of 4 magaaino for the home. And even then ehe is to uplift it to its former idyllic state? Answer: The new sym- phenic sandwich. The modern sandwich, says Mrs. Wallace, lady lecturer on “Sandwiches Sweet and Savory,” is as different from the stratified | @lab of bread and meat that constituted one of the hardships endured | by our forefathers as any two things could be. Nowadays the edible | lifesaver may be constructed from sponge cake and melted chocolate, | . or almonds and maple sugar run through a meat-chopper, or nut| meats and mayonnaise on Boston brown bread. In the bright lexi- eon of the new gastronomy you are constantly coming upon such terms as “shrimp sandwich,” “anchovy butter” and “grated apples with dictory quailties that men adinire= to say, she does not exist—never will exist. ‘And yet women who seek to be perfect wives need not despair, What men admire most in women—the centre of their thoughts about us—the mainspring of their love for us-—ts femininity. | And that quality nearly every woman possesses in the supreme de | some mah. “1 don’t admire your brain. Why should I? I've a better brain of my own. | 1 Gon't reverence your spiritual nature, All the greatest saints have been mi | 1 don't regard you, to be perfectly frank, as quite my equal in anything, bu: | you have such a cute little curl at the back of your neck, and such a delight | Uttie disp, and such a satiny skin and such big eyes in which I find a thousand | compliments every time I look at them that J shall not pass a comfortable © for . ” moment till you consent to be my ‘perfect wife.’ That is what tho seeker for Neufchatel cheese.’ | feminine perfection should say when he proposes. He never docs, but any wife k With such resources and ideas in genoral circulation, it ought | ~ a | may take heart when she remembers that so long as her husband admires her HY " * —————e | fominin't y penta, eithe ad Xo be possible for the alert housewife, or even the care-free bachelor | MIDE! Pe De its Wadi Dat ind SIV ier aay Lowe romng pice mecta sens een oats apd, girl, to steer a safe course between the high-priced butcher shop on the one hand and the facile but deceptive delicatessen store on the Mrs. Jarr Learns How |Ten Good Rules for Women With Money to Invest. { ‘ Me: ' | : other, and still keep the wolf of domestic discord and the demon of U G | FINANCIAL authority, Ww Sclence practised by experts i indigestion from the door. | To ose ngrace ully A a warning %9 women invest 7.—Get expert advice concerning 8 asiieraeen lays down the following .en rules |Yestment You can afford to pay for It, hy se Relansiipcgtics " RMR MTOR: x in the Woman's Home Companion for |!f necessary WHY FAT WOMEN SHO sabes paicaginenaasons o guidance of wome S—The successful banker 1s the best = ULD BE jtate, the samples of tea biscuits, the sald Mrs. Smith, “I" What can one do when they @F@ 1 cis per cent, isa Iideral return for |adviser—when he will advise, ‘ PARTICULA samples of canned Meacies, the uch sweet stuff that I feel! offered and one do have to pay [OF 416 use of money. %—Ger information about securities 4 R ABOUT DRESS. cheeses on toasted crackers, the jellies, I was going to get a box of them?” asked Mra, Smith as she Jame °°) Oe ee the interest return, [fm #8 many sources as possible before I the Woman's Home Companion sptiled over a bit. This is one of the the cakes, the baked beans, the pickles}candies for you to take home to led Bold purse full of money, “I'l ST The vigner the interes . G 14, hion | vher n d one ready-to-ei ildren, after alt th |take y to th bway, de: = i ‘ed in Appearance," and how teens | otal: ond Iridillesat eocant totate ue |wemen “demonstrators” proffered them |suppose you «do not feel tke taking |get home, and I've got to meet Mr.j What you ould “sell ie fore you wisely selected, cy help them out of set. She must not put her Agure inte a ‘To thelr surprise they found it was|luncheon with now, etther? Any=|Smith, 1 want to get him to my mili. | owned It. Mhelr deep distress. She takes up the rigid, heavily boned fat woman, the thin woman, the dowdy Woman, the homely woman and other sfore it's too late. Sorry you! 4—-Stock extravagantly advertised go with me, but I know you | should never be bought. §.--'The personal magnetism of a stock pe Companion has the favorite r ands. The r nearly 4 o'clock when they emerged} way, It's so tate.” \|frem the food show Mrs. Smitn's}] ‘1 feel as tho || chauffeur opened the door of the mctor ng for a wee vise, She musi Wear @ corset which not only conforms to her own individual figure, not the | | “Why Ke T couldn't eat any- said Mrs, Jar. rip nae dd one cent to the hen Ameri types, Of the fat woman she says, tn id . for them. Mrs. Jarr was going to say she could *alesinan does not a £ hes American men part: ae eerhenlrts bec put aise Rysiealcally | cesangn o {ress Vubluning Co, | she’ were asked, but ahe was ao angry | Value of the stock. ike bes awberry shorteaks asts woke 0 graceful lines and at least k World). 1 aoe mble unen ‘ —Inyeatment, like medicine, ts a!and chicken ple. \ "The too fat woman must first take gives the effect of primness, | ns MUDRIDGE at having a jumbled free tunch when G—Investment, hike lc an 1 verself rely in hand. She must | ‘orset-making has reached such ex-! 4 her gold mesa 1808 ROG expects something much bet- | ————__-_____-—. ————————— eurb the exuberant fondness she always cellence to-day that the right corset for | A purse to take out her hand- te wil luxury that she only} | fe seems to have for colors and fabri Medal erchief & 2 |smiled a forced smile and said: “On, | ‘ colors and fabrics every sort of figure may readily be ob- Keret ; WW = @ 9 Tp lyin Latuan ea heme: be a ne | ~ which are possible only for a slender, tained, while many corsets are really elite Lael ibd Mey y ‘ @ to do s0 much for me! Guus Th M Manton Fashions pin giv a@ longa c a e oly ¢ jtod oO h for me!" Nillowy Agure, Of course, what sho | Agure-reducers or figure-builders, wich- | TON BNE & lousing hs ae is} Nuk As abe wont abwn the eubey e ay €an't have she most wants to have, jever the need require contents of the costly iotal handbag. \ ny O) | But ds she x subway even though the having would bring ts] “The stout woman who has itte |, 2M! Nas 4 roll of yellow-bac @ 5 Alenery. at hemalcrandi aaa atuanaeel iy ays worst paaisnsient, money to apend on dress should econ- aged eae tp 4 (2) ¥9) op The \% that she longed to take ne oue es He ty, tiers { e stout woman, then, must avold|omize in her gowns and their acce ry own in ner Nfe 1) 5 Ve pene ‘ : # such & fave extremes in style; they are designed ries rather tuan tn her corset. The cor- What the 4 Co seve yy. Rhos honed Mr, Garr wouly Hie garment for for a model which she knows very well along tn R gatly Giris and . Sie set $9 the foundation to build on, and Hyndredeh “Sha hocols | vom y ls ahe isn't and cannot be, She must wear if that ong, even ® castly Paris re Wt Wa ‘ab PiSI TAO 8 CHOnCIALA CANS £081 Gln» We in done ete { clothes that suggest long lines, She {ro yw dress artist, w r young Mrs onsletey Whee: at, tote ak ee made with & deep | should shun . stumes that ft as if prove a fall young Mrs, Smith's roli bay & ° dirs, Jarr reached her domicile, yoke that Is cut in one 1 the children might like to it this evening.” | “The children eat too much sweet | f, everybody eats too much sweet! ted Mrs. Jarr. piece with the sleeves, consequently it is very imple and involves very Little tabor, Ut can be inished with — { Tuli length opening a¢ L the trout or with ening in the yo only, Wileh ts laced tos wether, It can be eut ou and gathered at the Waist line and stayed With a belt or it can be {| 3 ills, | » not know when they fshed polled to the form. She must not loon |. "The too fat woman should rememb As if she were poured into her gowns, tat she will be happier, and for there is 90 very much of her that in SUY her friends Will be algo, if sho de @ome places, and always in tho wrong her de (ive BLL places, she is av-e to look as if she who is larger than she w 1alen Rowland. 1W11, by The Pres Publishiug Co, (The New York Wort reer t Q em brought out a couple of wha . Py ib Love Song of a Happy Husband, which 10 reallaed she, for one, hh ten BME 4 sa oe e sald. “Th " he gingeth in his heart! too much sweet stuff and felt as thougn guve me to the toot | XN What art thou, oh, my Beloved; what *Yerybody et | "| suow. ata sty of there vet “a art thou, oh, rarest emong women? lashed the ack the steak for’ suppe 7 Neo | A Behold, thou art my RIB and my Backbone, “Wwe ny Letters From the People | - et Jarr was agreeable, She would | , é ; too much meat, Everybody Dnished as shown in th rat been -aken to a matinee, | Which were presented unto me in the Garden of Eden, eats too much meat," repiled Mra. Jarr. | Under oF eves the akin + PP POOPLEL OLE LALO LG tas young Mrs, Smith was to be her Thou art the Waterloo, before which I jell from single blessedness. | bid "dust have tea and muffins.” mu ny inateriate “ars ess a) a gilded restaurant luncheon ( av anenai ‘os Mr. Jarr arrived how 6 Used jor sucn ol ‘ Three Jaw Fractarers, MeiaareahncPrA ARR Tn che michey fail eeermae ARHORniTIg. eine ben ok In my folly 1 thought to rene buvhetor ail the days of my life. bien’ Sood humor ome im aue time ta tT merceriasd “parity fo the Faaltor of The Evening World in the evening (for that ts ape | But THOU cam and all was over with me ‘Phe b linen aud dungiisn depts Im reading 4 book I came across the : a Th boss took me out to lunch to- are favorites, three following words which I think ara) y 9 1 oan fo who can ad>| The tw satly enfoyed the exhibit Thou art my shield and my fortress agcinst OTHER women which day.” he sald. "My! He preached me a Tor FeMy en some sort of titles. What wise readers PO SLORENCE Pe ' mn hin 7 NG aa was: seck to ensnave m f non on i wicked ways of men who }upneh and 1B ee ereiey of nt 3 an penmecuna? iF Pe coal cola Thou art my steering gear upon the straight and narrow path and my thingy” "ome® and all that sort of ue ‘muds. Ww. mare ossible, the meaning 1 of hot and cold bow p triza med braid oF aE east They aret “Krelakome The Ksening Worlds | the cups of c passport unto Heaven |MMORRIOMORR hp Anke! wus Chae! ea ead oral ue alkaasenkalkulator, Staat arp id A eh ory toe Upon THY ticket shall I enter therein. ‘talking to," sald Mrs, Jarr coldly, | Seta nanaeate ue hy Kassenkoentroliem and Elsen va school children are on “part Thou art the hand of wrath which maketh me to hesitate in the face veer An} & home breakert’ askeg| se snied ts ektionsas.s Mr, Jarr. ‘ ‘ and ‘tun be petpevelagraphentnepektionss: no avaiiab’e funds’ to help of temptation and the tongue of fire which causeth me to turn away from jardiy ate anything) Tae eat we | Cruitten wa} h ondition of % vs m b » ne biouse wat W “ r 5 the condition of a t shorthand maidens and poker parties When's supper» bl ‘ us masts At What Awet* mad ¢ unity that willingly sacrifices : 4 ; y with an upyer porta To the RAitor of The Hvewing World dhe anlike Gasavot chilanand and barter Thow art the human safe deposit for my conscience, the hook Tt will be ready soon," salad Mrs. Maat iv eue in 1 ere read much about y their inhe rights | ° whereon 1 hang my sins and follics, the footstool whereon I tay alt my roe the had luncheon with your sewer ohn ‘age {8 woman most atiractive?” Here | for « few more blocks of # ce ae ¢: mployer, you won't care much portion is @ far more sensible and in perky WILLIAM STONE ‘ | wletanes, ? |for our humble meal.” bison Question for readers to wrestle ove ’ aay Thou art the spur which urgeth me on to noble endeavor, the whip, “Well, 1 understood you to say tha extended “at what age is man at his best A oneins 13 See which driveth me to work, the alarm clock which awaketh me from dreams, | YoU Would have luncheon with his wite, sth, Jay, et EAR ane ae edd there uppeared tn The | the sofa pillow which comforteth me after my labors, TigNOPORt 79H EAB. 069. onaF el cally, mentally and in every respoct. laiter ‘which showed Tho ipa pm gs Aaaite Reopen i | n 1@ habit of gormandlz. | a At his full prime, in other words, Men! how any one could take three figures, Thou art the custodian of my digestion, the steward of my collar bug-!ing simply because I am taken to tons and the keeper of my shirts. luncheon by folks better off than [| | Thou art the repository of my troubles, the soothing syrup for my| ai." fad Mrs, Jart loftily, “We'll| | moods, the EXCL jor my grouches, have tea and mu to-night. | | once considered old y more, What is man's his te @ question for interestingly, (way transpose them and add; and the result would always be the samo no matter w. .t figures were used, Witi aders who know this give the formula & The po: peried in the left front, shield ts adjusted | “Aren't we golng to have chocolate When thou sittest ty table thou art more decorative than a floral cak - ay. a You sald we were!" cried M Middy Blouse for Misses and Small Women— under the sai e FOGEY, al st know what | i; aK + collar No. ee design; when thou goest forth arrayed tm all thy glory thou art a walking ter Wille Jar hearing this last. ah : Patiors No 7160, * 4 buttuned into place, } a as ‘ ‘ a \ “No sweet 8. Jar one Sleev vith or Without Opentng, ree thy 1 Gey feo the Editor of The Evening World: | WIDGEON | cduertteament of mine incotne and. my genoroaliy, evi Puan ay outset? | of material 27, 21-2 yards 26, 2 yard Hf tore wide, With tek area Ave there any legal holidays observed) — anot Garbaywe Grievance, Come, then, oh, my Beloved, let me sing My praises and cover thee with yveryyody does. We should be more, Wid the sailor collar aid cuits, 1-2 yard for shield aid standing collar, { everywhere in the United states? BR. BR. | to the Raitor of The Eventag World: garlands and chifons and imported hats, for thou art worthy! careful of our diet." atterm No, 7160 is cut in sizes for misses of 14, 16 and 1) years of age. “kaa nid hese: 19 F nether Petey peed ba! Asean Nate: he Let the bachelor and the ex-buchelor rejoice im thetr follies; Dut as for| “ON. that reminds me" ald Mr. TAPE. 6 mmmmmmnnnnnnnnrnnnnnnnnnnne nnn An AAA AAA RATAAANA NANA AA NANA or of The Evening Work | night collections of garbage, &c, Every : ; s "1 ; | bo: 0) leit ‘ e! 5 EVE) v 9 know the course of typcwriting and | sleep the cart comes clattering throu, | Surely all the days of my life 1 shal! be guarded and waited on and thank you,” said Mrs. Jarr cold- fs mail to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO. lah eee y f stenography. but unfortunately 1 cout | our t with great but probably un. | " thought for and coddled and catered to; and men shalt turn to gaze after iy. I have @ headache Beside, 1 Obtain jx, Y. Send ten cents in coln or stamps for each patter: ayia het get a position at 'that, wo 1 took| avoidable noise. ‘Then early in the| “Is your daughter's husband gen-| oi) ine strects, saying: 1g thine it-neasthy for people to eat] om IMPORTANT—Write your address plain! , ee ‘id "a Bookkeeping position, And am very | morning !t comes again, often waking | erous ae me eae \q mixture of free samples, Is the tea y and alpars easy that I am losing mysgpeed na|ime out of a good sleep. Many of my| “Yes, Indeed. He dosen't grudgs| “Behold, he is that rdva avis, a HAPPY MARE Drastice in stenography andPtypewri:- 'nelshbors complain wlso, \H. BY, om a cent we spend on ni f ° , ‘specity size wanted. Add two cents t e ED MAN, who doastern S mixture of free sarnrle Tn even poate 0 cents for letter postage if In a y | of Als devotion and 4s unashamed/" Seight the use of anything!” + | , {| dnnnnnnnnnnnennnnnnnnnnnmnnmnnnann wannnnanmannannnnnnnnnnnAny ‘ ‘ |