The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1911, Page 16

meee Evening W orld Dail 7 iors, Pablishes Paty Except Sunday by the Pree r ah tishing Company, Nos, 62 63 3. ANGUS SHAW, Pres, and 7 SEPH PUT ZET Junk , Boo’. 1 Birk Rov 5 Park RK — be Post " to ntinent United , + $3.50 CINCINNATUS OF CENTRAL PARK. HE case of the Central Park Res- toration Committee versus Park Commissioner Stover shows hi tory ot the old t f repeat self. It is the story of Cincin- nats ¢ from the plough by nlarms, all over again, fth nue agri- eultu who red turning v irf that will take years to grow again” might damage the tennis courts and croquet grounds. So he kept speedin 1e plough in furrow after furrow that would do credit: to any son of the soil, until, suddenly the Restora tion Committee called its council of war and decided to etop fur- ther tillage, if possible inasmuch as the Federal soil expert has recommended t sent heroic treatment as a grass restorer, and the official lands eet can furnish testimonials as to its efficacy in curing balc ots on the green, Mr. Stover hopes to resume and keep on ploughing until he strikes rocks, At the same time it is proable that another summer, when all ia green again, he will leave the “Keep Of the Grass” signs alone and not advocate having them changed to read: “Come On the Grass” 4 ————— WEATHER RHYME AND REASON. HE} this way related hot wave that has rolfed late September, when extra bedclothes ought in sonable, is but a faint reflex of the nted heat unprece tha all Western Europe has ‘suf- fored during the past summer, Over there the weather has been made the “goat” for all sorts of undesirable happenings or con- ditions, from industrial strikes and riots to the high cost of } though it credited having helped to avert anothor Pranco-German war, difficulty of keeping armies*in the field when erops rivers have dried up. Our own torrid spell has brought no such serions effects as Europe complains of, with because of the are ruined and although its demoralizing influence ma sibly be traced in local politics and finance, of the asa topie talked discussions of weather proverbs cer- YY pos- One incidental symptom ble is weathe observa sudden prominence around and about. Acader Part Stover was #0 busy | with his fall ploughing in the Cen- tral Park meadows that he| even hear the dinner | lone the chorus of dis- and drought ee" FETE O SET Ne OP Ae ie Sex y Meppecine, faye ‘lucsday, Robbing the Roost. By Rolf Pielke, Se RE nM tainly constitute an nnnsual feature, And n woman writes ves the old proverb run, “ ; i saying that — her Does the old proverb run, “All signs fail in a drought?” or “All heart has signs fail in a dry year? ybody eeoms to , Just bébn'¢narried wanting disp ! u ma to know, ‘There are not and that “life is| anting disputants who claim that both these forms are intrinsically it a barren des: | false, because they don’ gle. ell reg No mbe ie on! ‘aed ‘ ; t jingle, Well regulated weather proverbs | tha Vers pitted wsually oceur in the form of rhyming distichs, such as and something | Ra AL agieel worse, ai before spven Of course when Shine before ‘leven,’ | the spirit ts low There should be rhyme, a eS and the heart is ae rhyme, at all haza and the reason ean take sad {i is no easy ita chances, n such case, might it not | ug: = 4 thing to pour the + Mig ot he suggestive o agrevable | 4 PA sienely fe ed Fan agrecable) sopHit“TRENE balm of “W , oF temperature to revise the dry proverb (a la| lors owe 1 how fair h Maine pro! to read: | be, Hf he be not “~) | But one thing in the All signs fatl {words — of adage In rain or hail." jC THRE ATU ISH IN Beton st Aus oY ee cee LS |r, SEA AS vE WERE a CAUGHT.” And while In the imm diate present the empty vold seems to in the face at the moment of ' nt pain, yet above all that there must come a KAY OF REASON. e is NO place that cannot 4 t ently | te money where It would do them ana| filled—espectally in this twentieth cen- eG thes celebrated olty !nat the ne publle the mont 4 tury seething centre of things. And 1? rk and says/or he wouldn't get any, The edit even bruised Cupid may dive into the en he essayed t the 4 nico ma he hag 864 and draw out ANODITER fish. « al ko man hions to sit on tar ne| This is true in all the walks of life. oyster stew co 1 f | doesn't feel bumps ike the rest o And while the human cannot ‘have a toast and eight Sadd oysters perpetual New Year with its off-with= dolled toxe -cente UR farmers, who do not raise! te-old-on-with-the-new attribute, yet for) tt, wou r anything ishaa’ ats wore Is co in the thought that here at 1 and more took a , purse 1. C. Convers ave living In a continual era of SOME bushel. He wond t | clegant pe an re THING NEW who hav put up with such prices | has 1 ann ab Conuld thes @ good old days, when grannie get alon Jif similarly situated financially, forget. | @uxhter hung her heart on th weep atic ati | the time that industry naa| in Willow tree and forever after weht His clderder . 1 alone can produce money ana|!Mt@ & siege of sorrow, which branded this year, ‘Tr ekbee erly, We ter | ier the ‘old maid are gone, The term X tr r 1 by huh tone, | “Old Mata” has LOST its sting, Ann, though appy ' Heh motey | “Pinst of all, We have self-respecting Nt aK " | bachelor girls If one lord of creation r ¢ |for any reason steps out of her hte ne x ' x alled Sogtalists | that o “ toket thoweh| To Have and to Hold. pu month ‘ ae everything | to towethe i he \ 1 | ne i g mocrat), and Jamos at i hift CAN'T COME BACK. “T am ure th nu have NON-DUTIABLE, ert ) nt to by h te 4@ fight with my little boy," ” cy \ n to nome an helrs mn That ix bi ean 4 Luvvus ways counts a a ti e! Aimed the cus- & blow “Yessul ng as Valuable (howl paying dirty. —Weat ington ‘tar. ° e | | Yellow | Your-Pets Copyright, 1911, there 1x no \reason for her stepping on her own heart and out into the night of | DEJECTION. Yes, every place CAN be flle¢—except that of Mother, She is the only one Whose logs cannot be replaced. his young woman goes on to tell the story (an old one) of how they had been engaged for years—almost grown up to- and because « quarrel he to another and ewer flame, by The Prev Publishing Co, which perchance BRIGHTER. (The New York World), 7 slowed Uetle She adds salt to her own wounds by saying that he took the FIRST chance of freedom that she offered and married a “brea tally unlike herself; which and-milk, flimsy creature,” t to nh seemed the unkindest cut of all, As to this, man that the one age of elg truth is evident: girl is enthustastic hiteen is scarcely over 10- er The at ever the Memoirs of a Commuter By Barton Wood Currie Copyright, 1931, Dog Etiquette in Dogwood Ter- . race, HPRE is @ certain amount of an- noyance in being drajged home on the wing by a new dog, while at the same time you are pursued by a yellow-beard- ed agent for the Love - Your - Pets League, By the time the mutt and Tiehi y the mutt, as he was running on all fours, while I was 6 degrees off the centre of gravity) negotiated = the corner of Rose- — ale avenue and RT ARIE ‘ploughed across the green eward approach to my villa all the neighbo: Were out on their porches or gathered at their windows, some cheering, some frowning and some making unpleasant comments, But 1 did not tarry outdoors to pro- long their thrills, ‘That sturdy, fathe: less aon of Champton Belle of Basha towed me up to the attic and took m three times around over tho trunks be- fore he stopped. ‘Then he sat down and by The Press Publishing Co. “that only pe in Doxwood Terrace. ordinance to the effect. a town ordinance at him, Ject,"" he retorted new dog, requisite ufle “What you unless you pedigree happens,” calmly to go to “If you refuse Dogwood Terrace,’ to refused a license bites another dog It stuff and mount museum, “le tt ah be Hable you would fe maintain |you would > fine felt for dog in and T asked, grin that showed his fangs, m the consequences, Rivers time your dog will cost instead of $2 for each bite. that dog kills you will be compelled to for be excluded (The New York World) igreed dogs are allowed There ‘There the effect that curs or mongrels #hall be surrendered to t! “Have you tried it? “We have expert opiufon on the sub- “That 1s suftl 1 will trouble you now to turn over that is al town 80 league which I represent. has its own gas plant, Death is dealt out painlessly.” “How do you know that?” I snarled jent can furnish the hea! the dle’ would use something stronger only wife 18 stening and so Is the parrot.” obey he eald with an ugly the ver the You Every Ith Kens? laws you mu will you cer- “4 T tell 1 of ust be 6 cat league's right uld bite @ person you would 1 {mprivonment and to Dogwood Terrace; from ever In- nmtled, T Hesitated whether to 918) a et en oe ea ee seaguc's cometery, Violently or go down to the bathroom | eon, exhibiting your pete in the und get the chloroform. Hefore T could | Gaues net shows and trom entering a make up my mind Hildegarde had kath: | ee a annual. prize essay con ered the animal into hor arma and was |PAper in Eid, Anti able on this post offering him compassionate sympathy. | youa shoot your dog on sight unless “You are a brute, Wilberforce, £0 eat | ait of ila teeth were drawn and he such a sweet doxeie so cruelly, You|*! muzzle pre always so rough with pata, The | Wore ® league mussl poor darling 18 all out of breath and his heart is s for mi napped out, “I've only wot a sprained ankle and a fractured wrist, but of eourse, that doesn't mat- ter imagination,” your own seofed my frau “it's faulu for running 0 fast.” ‘There was no use arguing that that husky young cur had dragged me every inch of the way from the station; then Beard, that agent for the Love- League, was downstatre clamoring for an interview, 1 hobbled down to him with murder in my eye. “Does he always keep his word?” “Yes, and anything else he can get hold of.” T let him bezin again, “YZ started to inform you at the sta Hon," be went gn in an angry growk asked faintly. door and opened tt. “Geraldine,” have handy I have se suddenly, but Yellow leap. Beara was not through with him, (To Be Continued.) But, at my dog and hit somebody else's?” beat alas! “What If the constable should shoot “phen,” barked Yellow Bear | would have to fur ¢ slain with a full } ue funeral, Now had better turn over your = and we will put him to death patniessly.” T didn’t say anything, but went to the I called out to my wife, “pring me my revolver and unchain that dog. Also bring any other weapon you n some people go outdoors my highest expectations, reaching the curb from the porch In What looked ke one Then he vanished. 1 YEARS LATER, with the man, |Contrary td the general belief, we CONSTANTLY changing. ‘Therefore is no unusual circumstance for the h man to change heart. It n treatment, Wh as Kipling says, {tis surely much better in the taking her. sible creature, he could never have fe would have been humdrum perhaps tragto. | son; That ts contrary to all reason, earth is well peopled, and | there is much matertal to draw from, ‘The tragedies of the everyday written about the folk who [CONTRARY jout one—the the course of human nat jto be COMMON CLAY, flculty: to abworb the truth that, vernaculal “THERE ARK others even more fit one who has gone befo! ‘The tittest ALWAYS who does not fill the bill make room for ANOTHER, pice or mine can be filled. As old Omar says: “And we Room They bloom, only-only; and, in t of Earth HE hen remaried to the muley cow, ‘Aa ghe cackled her daily lay T My food and lodging, My! Thy muley cow remarked to the hen Aw she maaticated her That 1s, the cow dit You quit and your name ts what thent nid T'm good for six of milk each day, And I'm given my stable and grubs But the parrot gets that mucle ~anyway All she can gobble--and wha’ does she payf Not a dribble of milk, the dub!’ But the hired man remarked to the pair You get all that's The poodle swear, You're wary, tat what's the use Of bewallin’ your dally partt You're bourgeoia; work's your oniy excuse; Yha can't do nothin’ but sea produce, ‘What them follers doce ts Azt,’ individual that she would select a FEW And it ts also the case For nothing 4s permanent but change. are ads constant or It geta.the right dose or not, ‘another story.” ‘But cage above mentioned for him to change his medicine BEFORE rather than ARTER If now, he choones a fmay bit of hu- |manity in place of the seemingly een- ap- prectated ‘the latter's real worth and and It 4s folly: for men or women to delude thonselves with the idea that all would STAND STILL but for one other per- that that person fills a place and ‘The lengue | all is empty without him, ‘The therefore | are believe | to this and can compass | tinding in| {t's a wise child that knows her own » THAT one seem with dif- OTUERS erhaps than the left and Summer dresses !n new Ourselves must we beneath the Couch But the poodle gels’ that, he's the household pet, And he never nid a singl "Not even when ogee were high 2. —Caloutte (Ladle) Capito Reflections Oy x acloelOF Gig szelem Roni. Congright, 1911 by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World® “6 A ‘rnce GLORIOUS failure is better than a petty that's the advantage of marriaga over over stenography. The satisfaction tn flattering aman consiste 6 ‘ the fact that, whether you lay if on thick or thin, rongh: or emooth, a little of it 4s always bound to atick.. That irresiatibie desire that a woman has, to cuddle up a fupy Kitten: and coo to it, 18 the same emotion that a man fecle ‘at the eight of a uty woman—and mistakes for love, A sweetheart talking nonsense on a@ sunny afternoon and a wife talke | ing finance on a rainy morning are so different that'a man hag io plniol, himself in order to realize that it's the same woman, If married Wife, like office life, could only begin after breakfast instead of before, Reno would sink into innocuous ‘desuctude; it's looking at one another through the unluminous votd of an empty atomach that works oe, mischief. | | Of course a-woman despises a lie; but somehow she simply can't dew spise the liar who tells her nice, swee | Dry survives, and he must #0 to Even your that now make merry in the (Phat ts, the hen cackied): "Ite funny | how I'm good for an eg a day, T'm a fool to do tt, for what do 1 gett comforting, flattering little onca. Reno-ized—so rung the modern love-story. cAlduellaeg:) “solemnized,” Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). A Stirring Love Scene Is Enacted At the Jarrs’ Flat. ) T'S lke old times to see you again!’ said Mrs.+ Jarr, ]} coming forward and greet- i ing Mr. Jack Silver, the still dashing bachelor, “and uch @ surprise, too!” marked Mr, Smith, how delushtful!"’ - And he rubbed his hands as thougt highly pleased, and yet giunced unease lly at Mr. Jarr chatting with the Hee “How charming! it's girt in question. ‘Why, I told Mr, Jarr to tell you Pd] “yes, your good fortune Is my toon, be up this evening,” wald Mr. Silver. | waid Mr. Silver. “Ah, she's one tn @* “Well, I won't acold him about it now, | thousand!" seeing that you HAVE come,” replied| +o she is! So sho is! suid thé py Mrs. Jarr. “But you know ho Jarr isthe most forgetful thing: Mr. Jarr knew he had told his wife ot Mr. Silver's coming, and he knew she knew he had, but he wae too wise to question her motives or to controver® her tmplying that the guest came un- heralded and announced. Like the pro- moter who always selected the position of treasurer for himself In all the com- panies he organized, Mr, Jarr would rathor be in right than be President. Mr. Jarr knew Mra, Jarr had a reason in pretending she had not expected Mr. SYver, pleased am she was by his pree- ene, He guessed It wae because Mr, Silver's former flancee, Clara Mudridge, now Mrs. Jabez Smith, was coming. If the meeting proved an awkward | one Mra, Jarr wanted a get-away, Let | Mr. Jarr take the blame! ‘And MORE callers! Why, we are to have“an evening of it! cried Mra. Jarr as the bell rang agaln. “Good gracious!" | she claimed as she looked down over the @alustrade in the hall, “it’s HIER!” Mr. Silver might have guessed who ft was, but he did not seem. at all per- irbed, not even when Mrs, Smith en- . accompanied by her fussy hus- § sone years older than herself, who was also Mr, Jarr’s employer, ‘This WAS @ surprise for Mrs. Jarr, but she did not show it. Bhe intro- duced Mr! Silver to ‘her friend's hus- band, remarking to Mr, @illver mean- ingly Mr, band of this matrimonial prize, “But~_ um—er—don't you know that I think) it'e reprehensible in a merried man~ (and he’s an experienced flirt, that fel~ low Jarr!}—Imposing his blandishments on one so guileless? He's a dreadful fellow, sir, a dreadful fellow! T pity hin wife, #ir!” Mr, Silver was bored with Me; Bontth'a fatuousness and annoyed at Mr. Jai monopoly of the GUTLELESS ONE, Fe handed in @ Ittle knock of his own. ‘Why do you employ such a man?"@d asked. “It's the-only safe thing toda," anid Mr. Smith, “When he Is in my office my eyo ts on him. It would be wrong to turn such a man loose with the time as well as the fneltnation to break homes. Not that I fear for my lttle girl,” he added nervdanly, “I'll tell you what I'l do,” said the kractous Mr. Silver, | take her away from him and make desperate love to hee ‘all evening. How'll that sult you?* “Splendid! Splendid!” cried Mr. Smith, But Mrs, Jarr turned up et this mos. ment ani took away the fascinating Clara on the pretext of showing her @ cut glass bargain in the dining-room, “Oh, Clara, aren't you afraid to have your busband meet Mr. Stiver?" she asked. “You wouNin't think T'd be foolish enough to meet him without my tow tand being preaent?* replied che young? married lady. “You know he thintw lura, you know, of course!” your husband fs the dangerous one of Of course he does!” said Mre,|the two. You don't object?” Smith, wayly, “Why, Jabez, Mr. Silver] ‘Why should I?’ asked Mra. Jews, was an old beau of mine and tre-| “No woman objects ¢o her husband hee. mendously devoted!” Ing accused of flirting when she knows “Ah, she {s but a child!” sald the [it isn't vo, But tt isn’t fair to your old husband, “A and prattling | husband.” ¢ child! She'll never be anyching els Jarr shot a look of cold admira- Mrs. Ja tion at the child. In Mra, Jarr’s eyes " | “Oh, he'll feel relteved If he finds he was mistaken,” said Mra Mudridge” Smith, atrily. “A woman who ts mar ried to a man older than herself mast, always make bim think there's somes» ‘ody who is dangerous. “Only” “Only what? asked Mrs. Parr. h 1. Clara, the child-wife, ev denuly knew hers. ‘The turn of the conversation brought Mr, Smith and Mr, liver Into ant] “Only he must never know whe 4B: mated ‘alk, while Mr, Jerr and Mrs, |RBALLY ts," was the reply Smith were left together, Mrs. Jarr be | “But you've told him Jock was an old bs J away on some matter con- | bean,” sald ‘Mrs. Jarr. ted with her subsequent hospitalities | ‘They never suspect you of tefting ¢ha truth,” remarked the gufleless bride, “tand now I'm going in to talk to Jack." evening. admired the the “80 you | yn | ttle girl?” re Descend—ourselves to make a Couch—| For whom? Exptaining to Him. ne, Ni,” anid the 1 itqet So take heart, Dlgconsolate One, and: M* WITOHOUCK, the new eater of the trom “youait” sont ide icin ot CHEER UP! THE NEXT I8 YET TO| ci hsad, and news of @ shooting case] Wow. fist he tw say ty ut at ae COME! hageokin 15 ad» gia’ a4 obdach: the magnificent ets, ut! tell ‘im poe defone, and at the was ereng Ia re agus ' Nat shalt I dot’, asked the reporter. pas wane A Fable. at shal lew fromthe with” eald Hic, ——— 1 an interview from cs Taft asa” Vi tor 7 1 don't know what to ask her,"" objected the reporter Hieneock got up from his chair, walked — over wail, and beat bis head agaipet the plaster N his two and a br Presid Ta I than did ef predecessors in their much j er of his t he told the “1 hink you jon whee. Om cme ts coud tmster | vice, and sfore th fats and.suo: at five times at ® GO] other Presidents vet hall Task her?’ querlad the re-4 Pasmae of twelve : a | Measures wer Teath | ved and grieved, mid: | Agama, Jefferson, John «1! ; maiders tle conduct of | +. , studied indiffer- | Van Buren, the f Harn on, 7 { Fillmore or Garfi Was Tee Ployed the veto only twice in } In Wrong years in office, and 1 tines, one of these. hein LD Capt, Wilkinson Jones of Avhansee) CHeveland. vetoed M3 measures, cy more” paid his first visit in forty year t6 t N York Jest fall, On the first morn # twice ag many as all the ot OR ing ho ed for a stroll down Broadway, At | twenty-five Presidents combined, amy Canal atwwet, of the main crosstown 91 of theme were in his firet term, most | ated : u the Nisan of trate whiahy of thom “being public pull pris py in four wensiy aks a Btite templated the endless procemios Yate” persion nits, 1 tht carts and Wagons Power forty-three times, Johnson twent approach ‘Teaftle Volicoman Kelly, O&] ty-one times and Benjamin Hatyigup duty at that corner 7 ef 4 inquired Capt. Jones with a comrteomm eb mes, There are the ony bow, “aif you vouneyted with tue Presidents who a apehae the veto. went ber, eubi"* ottener than dW Taft,