The evening world. Newspaper, September 23, 1911, Page 9

sne bvening World Waitly Magazine, Saturaay, pt 29, avid, *% “Them Was the Happy Days!’ 3% 3& S& By Clare Victor Dwiggins Copyright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Co, (Th? New York World) —— P Png on eee : sine : cee << ent tian _> | Heys. dimen! [= HA‘ Hala! You't. sue@? | bert vicad ‘Wey dimen! WEER UP! 17 UP! You YouR Foot Heao col vitiegi te AREYUPS «| ILL BET He's itn LitrLe. Shaime! % Cah, oe mn psetitn ANG “Va 3 PROUD OF IT [ { ‘ AH me ae ae on ns wen = ! : —— i ina. FoR “You ¥.CUSE— ER= oP icra You WANT EY: Any (ce WATE: {When Good Nature L|“Cheer Up, Cuthbert)” Is Overburdened})|__ tains big Risk. ' ° T was well known In Mayville that when Gyms r lent anything from a hamier te to eat, Why, the Government until they ri themvelves of Weir PSUR F0% Wit Wit por mobie: faci ese What's the Use of Eeing Blue? en hae csr ce ue wil ave yt wa sk _There Is_a Lot ot Luck Left. Aluly me By Clarence L. Cullen. Misplaced Chority. TA. SAD-EYED strange, wearing s thts overcoat, ‘iva during th Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), You weren't always crumbs off the table Me tell them,” reptiod Quar tell them," F employers. W! the ~«By Sophie Irene Loeb. QUITE ace tol Ss @ business man the other day, |tWentieth century medical methods the) !™ before Quanah died commitive about the Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Wortd) Ta: ek lll penal OU don't have to be much ‘ | Sprinter ww Gut distanc [so TORMED her duty toward the with the wa =e wd for my a, Nothing is more Dismal than te and gee an Unjustifably Embitterec 4 Man trying to Get Square with + Round World! stale Ce aN know the # ucon-thes|#4¥ Said, “Mow much do t owe your | ee back friend wha es to tho of- “The niteo Tepued politely,/ae ene had) Wire raster ee r Fig br adler or) A \is~ Chief. gets comfort-|2een trained: ‘O, It is all quite free of 4 c . inquiry, one of thes WIE QUANATE BAD ste in your chair, |Clange.’ With a ‘thank you’ and an ft- ‘ Cc anches asked the Sena . *| was-coming-to-me air the patient de- nat a table—at our salle ‘ oe (rtis oe cc ee ' O°" ete way." e said, “and give him a good teal, and was told that they w you tell them,” snammed Quaneh, — Kx chap dae — = - “A few days after she came hobbling (2 Saying the Right Thing ‘and says,|% With the astonishing statement, ‘Do Jokelets, AR nw Hate! dining at a table self, Dit ye duertend _ “Honenty’s the Best Hypocrisy" Tp the| the Motto of the Hand-Shaker! 14] Odd Facts. Ja rubh si It'« queer how Tenactous of Life the Envy dons the! "oss aie woo say that Lifo Is Not Motley of the Foo!| Worth Living in Arguing against Success! The “Do Others or They'lt De You" Man Perennially Weara the Fringe! |you know that girl who tled up my foot the other day didn’t get the bandages “That Jones boy quite tight enough. hey are loose and| who used to work I came in to have hten them have you seen Nellie latel when you a week back in you a ee work and your|&®@! > hack 1¢ weak wor. |, And herd this man who fs called upon y rying over tt ana|t© settle the problems of everyday deal- ig a : |ings in the human garye smiled, for as, be wish him and SOPHIE (RENE | t LOEB hottie, jout many, in spite of their knowl- dge of the danger, ly @ glass no whet wiy to be | exploded by a sud. | | den jar Baltimore | Blue, a noted yera- It may not be in the Cards for All o Stack Geis Low! |Us to Entirely Kebulld—but we CAN _ | Make Repairs and Alterations! Flats most of park As tive inf “Tia a Langh to Hear the Habitua? . Souse call the Over-Eating Man a Glut ‘The Bird called the Phoentx may not| ton! s | uxist To-Day, but that doesn't P | teom MO aatant [us trom Playing hie Bope all der The Man who Doesn't Fall isn't Neces lirain was brown | Board! sarily a Success! ellie both at the} he sald this was a sunny dream problem | Judge. | dottom of the sea |compared to the woman who wore furs Be any other Jonah place. But you say,! fF three months “on approval” or a! the quartel— ‘No, not lately, Clarence.’ fair one who had opera glasses sent, Norali, you may ey oC cece. se: |home and returned them after the gea-| stay until I get an- | ‘At this point Clarence says, ‘By Jove! Reares T'forgot to buy some cigars,’ patting pg Spare Was reiki Pane tntend Mineelf on his various pockets (merely |. There 's our daughter of Eve who] io, ony SPIRE to show you), Of course, you hand him {#94 @ department store presumably | some wan. should fer YOUR whole cigar case. After alt Duy, but everlastingly shop.” She] tell her the kind of | ; p 5 4 Jerk | of a Woman ye are. as he eT LAN. |8aPs the vitality and energy of the clerk w Bit he tells you how he has been PLAN: | vn purchasing 18 far from her mind.| Boston Tran Ce CULLEN Mistress (after It's Queer what Sma our Over cautious F pleces by his en x oer. "babi Gary hee to come eed Heed Th fae heatt Gt. haatin sie la: merain| MOPED “soup. | It's all right to Steady yourself) The sia with Too end of Us te ol xoow. Naturally ye invite NN bE LOOKING, and thinks her obligation is Lasianti ; _ | before Throwing the Ball, hut the } Hather Wwin an Argument than 7 re ally y vl see pag “Any old legends Concerning the) niqyes o can Sna IS dine bext Thursday. He leaves you| “mee With the prefix ‘iplea connected with this neerntny player who can Snap It from Any Whether {t is thoughtlessness or, pre- | meditation, tho everyday polite Impostor ws, there isa ison hand, The golden rule is relegated] legend’ that the to the rear, as far as ACTION 1s con-| hotel u cerned. a Oh! I say tt fsn’t fair, Besides, one ~ | cannot impose to the end of the chapter] _ without DISCOVERY and therefore nust succumb to the eleventh com- Brent turtles of the | position geta the Goodies! Dewan with a request that you see John Smith regarding that NOTE of his, coming due. When he comes to your dinner he admires your silver, your new and sometimes your wife. He leaves you saying, ‘Bully good time, old low, CRACKIN’ good dinner, round to the-office t row. : “He never thinks of RETURNING a] southwest Indlan eller | r own Silde Down the Long Tobog seema Twlee as Fast the lo Hikes to Trip Us Just to see If ! y Prone or Get Up Again and — Ives off! Some Day we're going to Seribble Out ~ a List of Famous Men in History who, It's all right to Walt for your Ship to] A-Hungering, had to Tighten up their to {Come In—but I's better to be On Hand] Belts and Grin! "Troubl h rs conside omic importance - 1, for It still | with » Tug! —_ mandment, “Thou shalt not be found] “I don't see way r vag compliment. Hoe does not know the|Outw ia wate to Konery: rain the vast | siaias We know a Lot of Highly Paid meaning of the word RECIPROCITY.| 4¢ yast reason interposes and Nemesis he has known After yo nd Near Experts who Possess about Thirty He proceeds to tax himself with polite- only a week | | | hordes whieh | | ch hi ho #0 | |‘Times you ! © Sharper Hye for| Per Cent, of Ability and Seventy Wegh and overiaxes ‘his friends with | “lonee the scheming Of him cr Gar WhO} innate the ane} by 8) the Ruta! Per Cent. of Confidence! PERSIBTENCE.” |e swer.”” — Houston In | RE ee ae = —yz iiss sonesbasaiissdiaie ‘ ee | Post. | There appear to be | — » In lke manner the head of a depart-| Sh Ss | pane | Hatinet groups | ef ils of the following incident; Shoot Him on the Spot. |... TT Gare. | DOE ROUDE Lee > 4 LA as ee en oF he Fawn Sn eee ed sh taterested tal po oe ey, SBF s resident and MAX, TLE BOY sCOUT,”’ by Capt. Gor- during the week A ; stan ton made a com-| small In, numbers, : iy) “Aq lady on one of our prominent thor- | plete confesston? | the other migra: | aon Farker, a thrilling story of adventure \oughfares strained her i What did he get—| The Old Maid—But why should a great strong man He (discussing a member of his cricket team)—You | t and . of St, ' * ody suggested bring Ler eI cu end folowing | RUS VORTET? like you be found begging? know young Barker? Well, he's going to be our best for young people, will begin serial publica. wtore where a nurse might be found to! somment: "No; $i. He cone The Wayfarer—Dear lady, It Is the only profession | man in about three weeks. tion in next Monday’s Evening World. bandage it. With some difficulty she] “If any man te vat, flattening the earth. | fessed to the mag-| 1 know in which a gentleman can address a beautiful Dorothy (coyly blushing)—-Oh, Kenneth! What a Ms bo frobbled In and found the nurse Who eine ee awit Suse “| azinos."—Puck, woman without an Introduction, nice way to ask me!—London Sketch, a | S’Matter, By George McManus iLet George Do It! ‘opyright 1911, by The Pree Pu OH! INE BEEN our OF WORK 30’ LONG \ FEEL GLUE! Copyright, 1911, by The Presa Publishine Co, (The New York Wortd) ishing Qc. (The New York World). ot Herpaenen IT MEANS To HAVE PATIEt "EB AND FORBEARANCE =To LE Sonne sunt CALM AND TRANQUIL IN THE SFACE OF PETTY ANNOYANCE / WELL SO YOU BOTH WOULD <ET \ iy [For THe Love | —-- F ir v WANTE pl A i ‘Senin a ; y \ COOL a Sea ie t s'M ATTER Sign tH | coe “ie 4 i WINE ee \ PoP