The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1911, Page 17

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First there was “Thy Neighbors Wife,” the suburban or gardem variety of domestic comedy; then “Modern Marriage" to prove that like cures like; and now we have “What the Doctor Ordered,” with its “homeopathic treatment for domestic ills. It is evidently the aim of hopeful @Uthors to make the theatre seem just like home, Of the three who have tried & this wrangling, jangling autumn A, E, Thomas is the most successful. if “What the Doctor Ordered,” at the Astor Theatre last night, proved a @urious mixture of comedy, farce and burlesque, with almost a knockout-drop ef melodrama to complete the dose, it was at least quite palatable, thanks to Mr, Thomas's pleasent sense of humor, Here was the case of @ young married pair suffering from an overdose of @seh other, Their irritability w: supposed to be due to the fact that John Carr had heavy black eyebrows and Daisy red hair, But the old family doctor erdered one of them to go away for a few weeks and give the other a rest, Knowing from his own experience that this would serve to keep peace in the family. And of course they stayed to fight it out! 4 Absent treatment is quite out of the question in @ case of this kind—you @ay always be sure of that, The author invariably delights in a row and pares mo pains to keep {t going. But he should know where to stop, Mr. Thomas goes a Wt too far in having John and Daisy smash the dishes at the @né of thé first act. If the “summer colony” at Narragansett Pler behaved fm this high-handed fashion it would be kept busy all winter picking up the Pieces. This smashing scene in the play at the Astor can only be excused on he ground that the author must have his fling. Black eyebrows and red hair /eamnot be held responsible, no matter how violent they may seem, It was only nataral! that Daisy should show a little temper over Sally Fishe stion that Jack rehearse ‘The Mar. riage of Kitty” with! her, and only human that Jack should ob-| Ject to Daisy's per-| forming an Apache dance with Jim Fes- PoP wourd You‘anD ME RUN IF GHE ALLAN. POL ROCK ANI: 27 DITRe that they earried to ridiculous lengths when they sald w @o quarrel with herself, The fact ehalk on their child's black fag. In having the last w: milder than “Go to To be sure, Clothes at his head, for example Although the author betray: deca card, but th: sonia 8 play was nevertheless a Daisy he was rather odd, her aim was almost too good to be feminine. a tendency to indulge , however, senden. But when the dance was on,| and one word from Jack's shocked mothor led to another, the author should have stepped in and stopped the hot-headed young| husband from strik-| ing bis quest. That| blow was not only an evidence of bad that committed by the| game author when he, But to return to « cheerful subject, Mr, Thomas has the see- ing eye for every-day characters and thelr foibles and a gently Feallstio humor that appeared at its merri- est in the “moving’ scene when the hus- band carried his be- ings into another| room and left his wif Weren't on spealing terms was at little they had to say with of 4 might have chosen something jay In throwing Jack's tri itles and force taste, but tt knocked | the little play com-| ‘ pletely out of bai-| [7 7emt ance. It was a far| worse offense than| ayone’s dragged drunken man into “Her Hus+ band's Wife. iene Memoirs of a Commuter By Barton Wood Currie Copyright, 1911, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New Yor World), 4 Bring Home a New Mutt With a Pedigreed Father, then handmai{den, maiden nor | year-old fireman, and rushed away in the darkness. Of course, I knew that Barlow would have a successor. I argued strenuo that ought to be company enough }a golng community, but as per custom |my arguments were overruled. Jean Barlow enough to absorb any of the 4elights the surroundings. mutt beat it for the pussy willows of ® neighboring swamp and was never n thereafter vy any member of our Uttle household fast when last seen, but he wasn't g0- ing any faster than work, She took one look at a seventy> year-old policeman and a sixty-five- uttered a low grow!| dog home that I realized of Dogwood Terrace were about the classiest line of purps that purped. Barlow, that early pride and delight of my good frau, who had set out with us from our cosy had never negotiated the He got off the train with our ut neither hand- rem That He was that Valjean, until I brought the new shat the Hildegard ained long t prescient very going matd-of-all- the parrot, in > scored {Wrote that on my cuff and all the way out began to think up an appropriate name for complete gage car. set perso! epped u: “New di “No,"" bushe: “T am Love-You: Only ped! reside in ire the want to tell her friends that he had a itrying to dope out some sumptuous kennel epithet when the train stopped and the mutt took me out of the bag- jan T was myself from the chain ard not at the dog. I replied. ‘That's a patent lawn-mower at me, “and before you take that dog home you must show me his pedigr Dogwood Terrace. There's af Another advantage ts that tho visiting town ordinance to that effect. We re-| dressmaker can now be engaged for al of the kennels on each] consecutive days, the aime a gree.” plishment of which fs often s) turally, I thought he was @ man-| source of annoyance, j!ac, and giving the mutt a free lead| ‘There i# also tho probability that on the chain, started for home, Wheth-| gowns made up this month will receive er or not that white purp with the! iorg careful attention | way. | |black eye sensed danger in the air, he seemed to find his way to the Riddle widew LiTma]] tS own © MANY women labor under the) S false impression that this ts too early in the season to plan the win- ter's toilets, but there ts absolutely No reason for waiting. The shops have, for more than a month back, been replete with winter fabrics and trimmings. Both the prom- inent millifers and dressmakers have| tang since had their openings for the! trade and fashionable retailers in both these Qranches of business have been displaying winter models for some time. | The dressmakers are now able to give the attention to customers which tt will be tmpossible to give in another month. The customer can study the pattern book with the well-informed dressmaker she could not do later on. If she has any dresses to remodel, the d maker can now take the time, which) she cannot do a month hence, to talic It over and offer suggestions. his father. Hildegarde would set of parents, I was stil! T landea pretty heavily and tting and unwinding hort, ghtck- n with @ pale yellow beard ip to me, log?" he ed, looking at me for pruning current the authorized agent for the ir-Pets League,” he came back greed dogs are permitted to The dressmaker is ¥ 1s not overworked, bu shea | Bis situations until they ne childish, his humorous observation, especially |one point, however; that the new quad-|yiiia by sheer instinct. As I had the teat! fn the second act, kept the play in the epirit of lsht cor The last act {ruped should be short-haired, As it fell|enain wound around my wrist T fol.| After her vacation an aif ea thusioalie| Grew somewhat tedious owing to Its repetitions, The device of having the to me to sive our menagerie bi-weekly |jowed, taking the cross-streets In leaps | Over her sewing, as these ndustrious husband's mother stand by the wife while the wife's mother “backed wu baths, T stuck out for that concession |and bounds and sprinting over the long| “omen always are wh if Ai n® UP! coats, however, while gon-in-law was worked overtim # attempt’ at recone: with Prussian stubborness, TI boosted |nayements like a runaway Weffers. | "°¥ fashions. mena ntly ¢ ° Lb “loften show contrasts in trimming. Detween the foollsh pair bec It was quite apparent alt|ie Mexican hairless typo for a week, ce I looked over my shoulder and| are most apt to be satisfactory to! Hudon seal and pony will be popular along that no matter what the doctor might order a cure would be effected in #8 4! You've got to do with them ts tolgiw that Yellow Beard was ip furious trons. for coats, while caracul will be largely the end by applying the good old-fashioned poultice of love and forgivencss, |"! them under @ spout, but Hilde- | pursult. | Now, too, {8 the time for having furs) used as rr t was a real pleasure to see Frite Wiliams back in farce, He was himsett S4Fd® couldn't seo tt. The Mextoan (To Be Continues.) remodelled, ‘The furrier can give t r ; tgdela hi again as Jack, nimble, clever and bright as a dollar, “Miss Virginia Hammond | airless reminded her of an overgrown —_——>— \task better attention now than later! s ollars, hood effec Hved up to her red hair as Daisy, though she seemed a bit self-conscious and Tt ritic School. on when ov n with or bandings and side fas teo silly to be taken seriously at any time, Allan Pollock rather overdid the|, 1 Da¥® mentioned the Love-Your-Pets A Critle Sc ry Sela will make the alterattons re} Jn siveves both the kimon game sort of thing that he did in “Seven Days,” but tn his own peculiar more, | League witch dominated antmal affairs | (Prom the Clertand Pian Dealer) onable price than he wil ylation eut are used, the forme @ead-than-allve way he was amusing. Miss Anne Meredich mado Sally a in Dogwood Terrace, Thanks to this}. .0 001, excited when the cowboy fill e, n high-grade garments worth going after. As Jack's mother Misa Kato Mock Was straight-trom-the- | ae¥e BEY poaanend 05, b38 cat had | vas unrolled fhe winter stylos are now estab-| latter attached at @ very Jor ehoulder and decidedly effective, and Miss Mabie Hert gave a charming per-/*"%® eet ce ee eoeen ye Bu the | “me usher tried to calm hed and following are a few no! formance as Daisy's gentle mother, Willlam McVay was a good country doctor, grees, Elite Embalmer. I had laughed # Dome Bet #0 stirred up." she usher tha’ Puldhdoe ae “thone whe Be all fury will be nsely Apd if you're looking for a good maid, don’: overlook Miss Katherine Bayard 5 ated mel auant this’ last unas said nit atn't real, you know, ‘There |ricy to be remodelled ‘6 little change in s en eae, a ague ng | won't he nobody hur thls eased ava Vehown e length Is a iittle wa a a a z y friends, but when I got out to Dog-} ‘Tha straneer A ab ite a 4 bat ates ‘What the Dootor Ordered” will do you a lot of 00d {f you feel in need of wood Terrace on that memorable day “What 4 distressin’ you?" he demand full length, the th wn are found t an evening's entertainment. It's a bright, amusing little play capttally acted, |upon whicn I purchased the new mutt|ed, “I know it ain't real as well as yo and the heb length, and) coe, Vo a he rate |1 was to learn more and ample of the | do. th’ way thet foo! be worn ‘ Large collars, fat Love “Pots League, makin’ it look as ng of cva he aniisal’s r} The new mutt was a husky young th the hoes from th contras popular “ WT’ by € . chap of about eight months, short- A feller wit a furs a is are at MAX, THE BOY SCOU Z,!? by Capt. Gore) |r of shows seh maniie, shart t aln't got no L shawl colia een ee don Parker, a thrilling story of adventure } |e wan alt White Gave: for phe biaak oe cree ea See 4} th t year, The | w Ftd SP ; eye and he capable a looking re NO seuul-barrel for young people, will begin serial publica- } | set ot tooth as 1 have ever seen in a A PORRIBEE AEAGON, 1 be a te, many of the u tion in next Monday’s Evening World. t effect, dog. Tho friend who gave him to moe sald that he was a Boston bull on his | mother's side and that me a pedigree to ¢! would write His moth- @r was Champion Belle of Basham, I nen eanaasadbapansansenine tener seen animes fir - “1 thin ‘promises,’ o tw promise hd BRINE, 60 ya sa y also be mink, seal, otter, ve sian o prety Syn paie aren i brosdiall, are noticeable for the very much In evidence, Oth lon ik he figures on keeping his| sence of contrasts. and they are seit: gable pelts are the lynx, raccoon, mink |fwtmmed. The fisher, Atch and ermine and weih \ § September a 21. 1911, enceanaenat eee Lice OF A ‘oy USED To DAYS . WHEN Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage Copraght, 1011, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World). «Angry at Trifles.’’ ¥ dear young people, if you fo M offense tog quickly at trifles, To be sure, it ts love which makes us most sensitive amd most apt to be hurt by @ chance remark, but on the other hand, if you are ong to quibble over every little thing sald by the persem you love you will spend your days in misery. Remember that a great many things that are sald only hurt or annoy you because you are not in the mood to take them asa joke, A laughing remark or a bit of fun at your expense will amuse you quite much as It will anybody fixe 1f you happen ¢o feel like seeing the humor of tt 8, my dears, when you feel- yourself growing angry at some chance sentence, pause and ask yourself if it 1s not more er less your own fault that {t annoys you, Do not get angry too quickly at one you love, The punishment to yourself is too great A Temper. Not Engaged. | GIRL who signs her letter “B. D. GIRL who signa her letter, “L. V. | L."" writes A writes: i | “Tam engaged to be married to “Tam tn love with « man and he tells me he loves me and has asked me to marry We have decided to be married in November, Now, thie man {s going away ina few days for a short time and he has not t suggested that we become engaged to one another. Bhall I suggest it?” | young man whom I dearly love and I know he loves me. However, he hat dreadful tomper and frequently after we have quarrelled he says he never wants to see me again. But we always ‘make up shortly afterward. What can I do? Some day when you fancee ss in just the right mood speak to him Kindly of! ‘Ihe young man's proposal ané your his fault; explain to him how much 1t| promise to marry him constitutes am hurts you. Doubt with your help. | engagement in itself. The only addt- ho will be gind to try and curb his tem-| tional formality would be for your Der In the future. parents to announce your engagement. THE DIAMOND OF KALI Tale of a Goddess Whose Eye Was Put Out. HENRY. BY O. ‘Posem! to the reporter's bewildered @ huge and brilliant diamond nearly as lar “This (Copyrighted ty Doudietay, Page & Co.) PART I. he ex ® UF original news item concern- ing the diamond of the god- dess Kall was nded in to | held It for a moment above the waste basket. Then he lald tt back on his desk and sald: “Try the Sunday people; they might work som thing out of ft. Tho ‘Bunday. editor glanced the ttem over and said, “Him! Afterward sent for a reporter and expanded hjs comment. 4 might see Gen. Ludlow,” he nd make a story out of this if you can, Diamond stories are a drug: but this one Is big enough to be found by a xcrubwoman wrapped up In a plece of newspaper and tuckc’ under the corner of the hall linoleum: Find out firet if the General has a daughter who Intends to go on the stage. If not, you can go ahead with the story, Run cuts of the Kontnoor and J. P. Morgan's collection, and work tures of the Kimberley mines and Bar ney Barnato, Fill in with a tabulated comparison of the values of diamonds, | radium and veal cutlets since the meat strike, and let {t run to @ half page.” ‘On ‘the following day the reporter turned In his story, The Sunday edit Jet his eye sprint along its Hines. “H'm he said again, This time the copy went {nto the Waste basket with scarcely @ futter ‘The reporter etiffened a little around the lips; but was whistiing softly and contentedly between bis teeth when 1 went over to 1k with him about it an hour later, “1 don't blame the ‘old man,’" sald he, magnanimously, “for cutting tt out It did sound like funny business; but tt happened exactly as I wrote tt. Sa: why don't you fiah that story out of t w. b, and use It? Seems to me It's good as the tommyrot you write,’ 1 accepted the Up, and If you further you will learn the facts the diamond of the goddess ix ned for by one of t ost rters on the staff Marcellus}. Ludlow lives tn one { those decaying but venerated o ed-prick mansions in the West Twen- ‘The general {sa member of an old vy York family tat doeg not adver He 18 a globe-trotter by birth, a enuleman by predilection, a millionaire by the merey of Heaven and a@ con notsseur of precious stones by occupa read out an xble ou ‘4 N mitted pr wn mptly the elght porter made side the evening gnment. tn t 1 was greeted and an in the ¢ was a nseit at a a t gent arly W idler arcely & an, His we DW a erest when the reporter errand Al, you have heard of my latest find 1 e wiud to Siow what I Ive to be one of the six most adie diamonds exis Phe general opened a smal safe in a corner of the lbrary and brought , arth & plush-covered box, Opening tals, the clty editor, He smtled and | in ples} cent] something more than @ me! once formed the central eye of the three-eyeq godd Kall, who ts wor- shipped by one of the fercest fanatical tribes of India. If you arrange yougself comfortably, [will give you @ brief history of it for your paper.” General Ludl Fought a decanter of | whiskey and gl from a cabinet, and et a comfortable armchait for the |lucky sertbe. . | "The Phanstgars, or Thugs, of India,” began the general, “are the most dan- gerous and dreaded of t' s of North India, They are extremiats in roll and worship the horrid Yoddess jin tee form of images. Their rites are |interesting and bloody. The robbing an@ murdering of travellers ts taught as @ worthy and obligatory deed by thetr cod Thelr worship o secretly that no t ver heretofore had the honor of wit- nessing the ceremontes. That distinctiom wan reserved for myself. “While at Sakaranpur, between Dethi and Khelat, I used to explore the jungle jin every direction in the hope of learn- ing something new about these mys terious Phansigars. | “One evening at twilight I was mak- ling my way through a teakwood forest, | when I came upon a deep circular de- | pression in an apen space, in the centre of which was @ rude stone temple, I was sure ¢ ples of the in the unde: “When the moon rose the depression in the clearing was suddenly filled wil hundreds of shadowy, swiftly glidini forms. en a door opened tn the tem- ple, exposing a brightly illuminated Ime age of the goddess Kall, before which a white-robed priest began a barbarous incantation, while the tribe of worship- pers prostrated themselves upon the earth Hut what interested me most was the central eye of huge wooden {dol, I could see ity flashing bril- Haney that tt an Immense diamond of the purest water. After the rites were concluded th Thugs sipped away into the forest silently as they had come, The priest stood for a few minutes in the door of the temple enjoying the cool of the night before closing his ather warm quar- |ters. Suddenly a dark, lithe shadow | sipped down ‘into the nollow, leape upon the priest and struck him down jwith a gilttering knife, Then the mure derer sprang at the image-of the god- dess like a cat ai ied out the central eye of Kall with bis weapon. Straight jtoward me he ran with his royal prise, | When he was within two paces I rose to jmy feet and struck him with all my force between the ey He roll senseless and the magnificent from his hand, That ts t diamond you have Su ofa monarch's cro rat's a corking story,” said the ree porter, "fhat decanter ja exactly like the one that John W, Gates always sew | out during an interview. "Pardon said Gea. Ludlow, “for wetting hospitality In the excitemen® ny narrative, Help yourself, “Here's looking at you,” sald the rg porter, $To Be Continued.) o = of ict joes } t / | }