The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1911, Page 14

The Poblishea Dally Except Sunday by tho Press Publishing Company, Nos. $3 te 63 Park R ew York ow, N 3. ANGUS SHAW, Pros. and Treas., JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Bec'y. * 63 Park’ Row. 3 Park Row, Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Cinss Matter, Bubecription Rates to The Eventng|/ For England and the Continent and 4 1 if 1 ae ee eee ee - World for the United States H Countries tn. tho Internationa! = = —_—=—= leant rd hteenntrn WAaschark lM abeted) ‘ COULD You SuqGesTt A MONA _LI9A On seuvees ++ $3.50] 01 eee $9.75 Lu Buy one : Gre iowneh + $501 One Month: at a J PICTURE g OF THOSE SMILES Pesan, For JOHN . Pai | : IT'S HIS BiRTHOAY | BIRTHDAY PRESENT POLITENESS FOR WOMEN. ik » — ‘bee ARE IN GREAT VOLUME 82... IEMANO NOW Copyright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Om (The New York World), ' Crs’ now prohibits vaude OLITICAL suffrage, of course, is only one of the new ficlds of fem-| inine enterprise. Science, atates- | manship, diplomacy, and the duel| with lethal weapons now have their heroines. The very latest ideal is the woman Chesterfield. Discussions of politeness and eti-| quette, in public and in private, | from the feminine viewpoint, by ladies who have every right of ville in the restaurants and cafes. It is claimed that when music filled the air with notes the Chicago girls mistook them for | Mies and couldn't eat. There was a roomer afloat in Ont- | cago when Mrs. Josephs pushed one | of her lodgers in the lake because he wouldn't pay his rent. i é All married people realise that there was something serious in the a } tohen Mr. Haugh proposed to Miss Castang by wireles authority in euch matters—one of | | Sak MONA LISA® —_— ; ; | GET HIM « Picture A “John Wilson, who eloped in January, 42 dashful to return to hie them at least being a crowned "9 WITH THE (3 , in January, 4# too bashful os | > § ‘ OF “NONA LISA’ INDELIBLE home town and receive congratulati M cates congratula =~ Queen pan over a gpd as well as in an international do-| “THE STOReS ARE wile ? To M JOHN tions after being married Hs Heath nMhat bind of. Tee ti 100 personal, main o: rature—are in the air. TOTOHN 2 Fuct oF THem PULAR — The gratifying thing is that the rules, regulations, codes and | FoR HIS 5 PICTURE Just for being polite to a young lady a man in Kansas must pay her | $10,000 for breach of promise. For being impolite to a young ladya New York man must pay a $500 fine, manuals of courtesy are directed not so much to telling mea how to BIRTH DAY behave, as to inculcating true politeness in maids, spinsters, wives and widows. For instance, there are the widely circulated writings of tho Baroness Staffe, who has just died in Paris. The Baroness covers the entire ground—from how mothers should write to elderly gentle-| | men making inquiries about a suitor for a daughter’s hand, to “Our All ladies in favor of equal rights with men will please signify the ' same by writing a check, f b Sugar has gone up. That ts caused by a scarcity of girls. Secrets for Pleasing and Charming.” The latter department is s0| comprehensive that it even offers suggestions as to how a wife :nay make herself agreeable to her husband’s friends: “She must be faith- fal and gonorous in her friendships, always sincere, gentio, calm, pru- dent, honest and loyal; never condescending or disdainful; thought- ful of others before herself; never capricious, She must keep all A firm wanted to incorporate hell and issue $10,000 worth of etock, There would have been less objection if the politicians had been sure that they intended to water it, The law making it an offense for perishable goods to remain in cold storage more than a year was not meant to affect the lives of men who are married to suffragettes. her promises, never be exacting, inportunate or cross; always indul- | (THIN ILL Give MANY HApPy A young lady refuses to marry a lawyer because his conduct was unm gent and kindly. She must avoid affectation, priggishnese, airs and A’MONA LSA Reruee bP el RETURNS Becoming. Unbecoming conduct is becoming to a lawyer. graces, and conquettishness, and must always be natural and simple.” eee RUSEANG THAT WON'T WY fey “Etna is still violent” What opera is she appearing in? But here the lady doth protest too much, rather. She is setting! Beat bay up a standard that surely must be intended for some other and moro! perfect world than ours. There is more of human nature’s dafly food, also more ginger, in the precepts drawn up by Carmen Sylva, the poet Queen of Rou- mania, for the guidance of a young wife who wishes to be happy in her home: i pats “Never begin a discussion, but if an explanation is unavoidable iss Jennie Spalding pursued a durglar for some time, but he em do not yield without having proved your point. | nN piel ‘ | caped." Don't blame her for wanting him. A burglar is about the only “Never forget that you are the wife of # man, and not of a su-| ; +——? man that can make a decent living for a girl nowadays. W. T. Stokes gets a divorce in Reno and marries again the same day. Charles Ford of St. Louis, being released from a two years’ sentence for horse stealing, surrenders himself to the county officials, saying that he de serves further punishment, “Near-beer makes Indians drunk.” If getting near beer makes them | drunk what would happen tf they consumed some of it? perior being. “Try to manage not to have to ask your husband for mon too often” (the inference being that it is better to make it big- ger when you do strike for an allowance). “If you discover that your husband has a large heart, re- member that he may also have a large appetite. “Read the whole of your newspaper, and not only the sen- eational news. You will thus gain @ superficial knowledge of the ‘WHEN WEALTH STEPS | INTO THE KITCHEN By Nixola Greeley-Smith i}Mrs. Jarr Returns to Household Cares panne Deco And Mr. jJarr Tells How to Angle for Octopi T% daughter of a millionaire, Miss Helen Clay Frick, has turned out the high-priced chef in her father’s kitchen and is now preparing the family ack fellers like Chack /Joyous about it, “And yet,” Mr, Jarr meals herself. The young woman's father 1s said to be highly delighted ¥ 4 5 | 1a he hi ery, I'm in no condition to be questioned. | Johnson what we got now, Muller, the| went on, knowing his audience, “I tell pt a np boee Asta eee teen EE ay or But get a nice steak or some chops and \Srocer, is inside, and Bepler, the hegre ie! eeseg I wish you fellows could have is the most languishing ot the arts, There are, ind some Y yr |4f you ain't afraid to seo ‘em, after|been with me! Talk about fishing!" s . . jeed, By Roy L. McCardell. fruit, and don’t be long about it ‘Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Om | thing for supper! Don't ask me what, Pi0n to lick the (The New York Wartd), eg Mr. Jarr disappeared at the word and |«oiIng away owing them money. Come| “Fishing!” cried Gus, Bepler and comparatively few persone who look Sea ie pevaration ay ‘ what's the use of go-| Was hurrying about it when Gus, the |on fn.” | Muller all at once, “Snappers is run- of food as in any sense ra ; i SE ae bined bs at . politics and events of the day, so I ing on @ vacation and then come| ental proprietor of the cafe on the cor-| Mr. Jarr wasn't afraid, Bermuda had | ning fine! | i grreoper etary petaioo aud fectagrtg pe it your hus’ vi joy di i i i home to find the house like this!""| nor, hailed him from his door. been beautiful and wonderful, but there| “Let me tell him," sald Gua, “Right view that cooking 1s a disagree tha y band will enjoy discussing them with you, and setting cried Mra, Jarr| “What, you aint skipped owing me|had been no place Ike Gus'a there. |now, chust last Sunday, I got a hundred Fate may compel one to submit ultimately, but for whtcl 7 right, Peevishly as she $2.60, then?” cried Gus, Muller and Bepler were disposed to be|snappers off Whitestone Landing, no sort of study or sxperiane is necessary. et aa "4 ” yr 7 ” a ct, 104 these young women wi! marry, jewart Y and the children| “Sure I have," replied Mr. Jare, “I'm |cool, but Mr. Jarr was gentality itself. | what? matter of fuct, most o : “Beware of hurting your husband’s feelings, even if he is and Mr. Jarr, the|now in the heart of Abyssinia discussing | ‘Hello, gents!" he aaid, cheerlly, ‘T| ‘Ah, but I was catching octopuses, and their husbands will be poor men, Either they will have walking. | way with the latter laden down | my get regu featl sous itacoala: like a camel with| “Never mind them,” replied Gus.|with his old pals!" dress suit cases, | ‘What we want {s @ White Hope cham-| His old pals did not seem to be equally bundles in shawl straps, jellyfish in Jars, spiney cac- tus and eplkey specimens of coral, less objects carved from cedar, low good to be back said Mr. Jarr, patronizingly. ‘Ah, to cook themselves or employ such unskilled Jabor that there's @ game fish for you, -the octo- they will be compelled to teach the women they empipy pul as general houseworkers everything from bolling an esg “Tell us about ‘em, sald Gus, falling ° to baking a pudding. In marriage, as the majority of into the trap, Se a it, the man contributes @ certain skill in making money, the “They have eight arms, covered with | woman a corresponding skill in expending it to the Lest advantage. The mam suckers," said Mr. Jarr, promptly. “YoU nog to keep his part of the contract or go to jail for non-support. The woman throw over your baited hook. You! wno undertakes the various duties of marriage without any serious purpose of toh j awe catch one arm with It. With four other 1 verable only to herself and her husband. And the man "7 : . h M nswerabl anecdote which is delighting Washington society. arma the octopus holds onto the rocks, Danian rasatieiiie maxim of the American husband: Better a delicAessen faded bunches of It appears that Mrs, Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, had for al ck oene, with another arm it removes the hook, | Ginnue where peace is than a family row in endeavoring to obtain a weld neighbor a Frenchman who rather inconsistently posted of his na- Pmrreenigei cigen fh tnd «| Oe Leo Squirm’s Mad Boast Anent the Dogwood Terrace | iiss it trines the hands cf those ap tp cocked meal. “From time to time pay him a compliment by telling him he is | t&e-micest and most attentive of married men, and at the same time meke him understand that you, too, have your faults.” For exquisite finesse, in quite a different line, the palm must be | awarded to our present Lady of the White House, according to an Memoirs of a Commuter By Barton Wood Currie use it brings the hands cf those up to woman who considers the i i r i ‘ ’ ; ‘ ? It 1s entirely right and proper for any young re Hor’s proverbial politeness, “You Americans,” said el OS a ei ual A oe Jane Express’s Wild Daily Ran. (PSEA ER PERS insulting and aration of food beneath her to watt for @ mythical millionaire and meane , :, th iT ation. y te y markable nation, but the French excel you in politeness. You admit | ia cali ales tired, #0 @lad to be Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). “How you catch them octuples yet, | time keep on pay bed ye mone oa eaten tee ceo ‘ot i : " ‘ Mr. Jo . N ariohes c : ” " without any n it yourself, don’t you?” *Yos, monsieur,” replied Mrs. Taft, with a| home after his porterage from Jersey URING the early stages of my | br anches off the main ne, tt would | th n?" asked the breathless Muller, right to marry Meee ceusshold) ie the intelligent preparation’ of food fi “ 4 + ” ¢ City, that he sat down on the largest | negotiations with O. Leo Squirm, have plenty of clearway and burn up ‘ou have to use a line with elght| Which, In the averag 5 i ; gentle smile. “That is our politeness, telescope vallse and mopped his brow dealer in plain and fancy villas, Might, under such circum- | hooks," replied Mr. Jarr, “and then"——| Good cooking 1s not easy. In fact, good cooks are scarcer than good spellers, — in silent thankfulness. mosquito marshes and bullfrog bogs, he ate the distance in forty} “Mr, Jarr came the voice of Ger-| and neither spelling nor cookiag is the gift of God, but,the result of study and n hill, and forty-five min- | trude, mali, from the “family en-| concentration. One of the mental benefits to be derived from good cooking~ Jarr continued. “Look at this dus' But, as it happens, T trane Mrs, Jarr says ain't you never | the physical benefits are too obvious to require statement—is the necessity for rom the Heart of Man-| wood Here she rubbed her fingers across the| five Minute: ! co is on @ corkscrew al coming home with that meat for| concentration. It 1 Smpossible to broil a beefsteak properly when the mimi rror. “The ice box ts in aj hattan. If he had said From the Float- (of th Bally & Delirious Iail- | suppe ion as to whether or not all husbands a: ; | ngaged in gloomy specul 11 condition; nothing has been|ing Rib of Manhattan he would have | road, > Pee Anything that keeps a woman from morbid introspection 4 scrubbed, the woodwork 1 asked Ger-|been many leagues nearer the truth. | While Dogwood Terrace mentioned in his suaye off-hand way that Dogwood Terrace was only Thirty- “And there isn't a thing don Letters From the People tes in a * ’, p here is nothing in which the possession and use of brains pays higher 4 her, and there 1s 1 E mathemat! trude to paint while wo were away, the} Because of the many and violent | northwesterly direction from the matn Lightning’ 's Strange Freaks, dividends than in the careful, intelligent preparation of food. To the Paltor of Whe F Pontbte nae Dicase lot me know if it ts! vs 1 naked her to beat, the carpete I| vicissitudes that attended my first few | terminal, it ts only during the last mile| IGHTNING performs queer pranks| We the fact that a milllonaire’s daughter is doing the famlly cooking will help Which country, Eng or Untted je to arrive at @ solution by the! ton hen to —nothing has been|Weeks' residence in Dogwood Terrace | o¢ the run that the locomotive of the in {ts journeyings toward the 2 learning how to prepare palatable food, that you v algebra; if not, by what other| told her te take up—nothing hae fe Kno, 1 with graver ; T t) interest American girls in » ng States, started the Boy Scouts? eae 5 oF, other | souched! my mind was to’ z h gra Dogwood race Express is head earth, The gilding of pleture| forming @ serious social service as well as @ family benefit. wr a OF . method matters to revert back to that thirty- hwest. cours ken conte frames is often carefully remov woman 1s perform! CONSTANT READER. A h “Maybe Gertrude took a vacation, 4 northwest, The co taken conforr " | au = pee oeeeeeeee sod “ man has $100 and buys 100 antmale. seo?! eure nage, sacs five minute promise of O. Leo Squirm.| to tho tines of a fishhook. You heaa|the lightning to a distance and ap. oe oan le pays $10 for cows, % for hogs an Or GUSROEEN EP ears c pack to me with a sudden jolt ana aba HA 4 4 1 to objects never tntended to re- To the Fal lho contre ae nows and) “wwhat right has she to take @ va-|1t came back to me wit ; south along the bank of the hook and |Plied to objects new : | Did ¢ t with the ‘A PB. How many of each | |” Ked Mra, Jarr. “She didn't|one @ay when the so-called Dogwood | nait way to Dogwood Terrace you begin | celve this style of tan Weed Taited Bt 4 ther | Ud he buy? LOUIS ROSEN, | cation?” asked Mrs, ‘She ai ¥ ress had been waiting forty Mt Shen Van keen nartG unt Lae d that the gilding of an altar G da St eevee 6 pn ae owner “ have a thing to da all the time we et er thone. dear Tackensack [2 cur Then » i hvep on turning unt) oenament in a French ehureh was re- I he ay s fete) ories wer? A. 'T. JOHNSON, af Hendqnavters For wore away except the fall house clean- for abutter and exge freight |2OU fet there, If any crow ever fol | moved ang placed on @ allver vase. you place Inte tng, and have the flat spick and span ih a ll y ss lowe Mt route he would hate himself} “phat the gambola of electricity are ‘ please Inform. the writer a ete meet to give us clear way. t of his lif most fearful and wonderful was Mus- drew, and an eloquent and moving addrom is Ad rit 1s proper to say, wher when we got bi T have heard some of my fellow com- tailed Oniy Bn haus on dhe [testaa ia thacapnth of dune: ieihy ahen, Not Deep Enough, was, but George, in his inaccurate ‘way, hada rect In nning @ letter Is “We are ‘quart “Maw, can T run over and tell Johnny | muters call the Dogwood Terrace Ex- easton when 1 fest (according to’ Piammarion, the slestris hant at work digging a post hole Ga gure mberier It wes ber thie er Sata ha agen pare hoadquarters for” @ | Nansle about the Aah I ketched?” asked) progy q joke. It is not. Assembled or t ¥ schedule of ©, | current entered a butcher's shop and ‘a by i said hie noting d ind oration with theep in t @ boy. dispersed into all {ts parts there {s not | 1 Squir to fret and de-| followed the fron bars from which the ss of the work, ai tok es ee CONSTANT READ And oan T go over and tell Mary) ens ny I-beam In It. he on’ sy 1 quart of mest were hung until it to get all that di And now commend to the divine mercy Civil Servite TAPER. | rangle 1 got a lot of beautiful flowers, {* funny nu ue in bide tn | ene oe Som ald | each hook on which the skinned again! Aouuatatte at the pile ot dist ana {this widowed handmaid who hath been bervered nm Catholic, Yes. : t s all faded, and T ain't going about it is the people who ride 19 | his hand on my shoulder and sald In a | Tene Whole OX Was suspended. | Tat looked doubtfulle, a the pile of dirt santa aia haat To the f The ¥ World World none?" asked the lttle Jarr|it and the funny thing about them Is | wisit vanized, and for several | then at ti cretehd che: bagk OF ble, bead rae hesitated, frowned and added: Kind t n through your| tell me whether any | 1% Ble her non sked the little Jarry they keep on riding in it, when| “patience, ae fully contorted, as | *™M et tik ve dug tae ole dee) euvuale ond perhaps’ again.’ “Human Lise, paper when 1 the civil ser. ' lerk in another | Hr. saee atmed anita they could express lot faster and jan hour on t if in convulalc ben body's : gle Matas table vad , Meenso to be married | vite at tho beth of them rer etttt | acquire some good or wholesome exer- Walt until the snow flies and the froai| A” Paria! hi conclorge was aweeptng | rasta He Was From Missouri nogre re will be en and any other | %¥ the ¢ rey int Ate? . he int ‘ nd tel) |cise by stepping out or the track and] gets tn the hes—then you shal} his courtyard when the Hghtning bro! | S j rosity. A Lamar woman took her small boy to a te {nformation regard AB: | area 9 the kitchen and tell | Oe oe Ja yard at vis head. He suffered Scotch Gene y | tigious camp meeting, During the course of the age Be ba ang Gertrude to give you a glass of milk— ee ene 7 ae oan nothing more th a fright curs | poppie met an rowho # yroveedings there Were frequent references to : Noy only Y don appose there's any milk in] O Leo Squirm Knew full wol yl lrent ran up the lead pipes entered Finally the boy turned to bis mother and Park Superint {tae The E World t use," replied Mra, Jarr, “And|he uttered the ie that the Dogwood d set and Aurora! Oy oom, where It broke the mirrors and dyno booue is het 1 can’t plolp To the Yalit 3 e reat the), can help to put the things aco Express did not even pretend nese" He sighed | ¢ jock, damaged the celling and depart- po Gull eothing more, ) B Kind 4 I City 2 nt 4 Nene your soiled clothes to {to run on a thirtyefive m seh Jersey bushsnay- led by breaking through the window | 7} eT Hohbie hua’ talk ae. permit to take p aphs in x| bo Wasied! Oh, dear, I'm go tired and |!le based the He entirely upon an acel- | pers |panes. It passed on un to the top storys | 1, ee nen Hoped for the Best. Park. WJ 1h uch a Headache? Isn't anybody jdent that had occurred to the train | 1 pondered a minute and then askea|where It entered the apartment of | "iin," all Hand, after e alenre, ose mike] 4) RPO tata gig Sates og Cagle E JP a att yy ae ey ae ee eater eenat aia vaeee iit | how ng a bow! of milk, The battom of |e ena i ect ai’ tant shnce’ us" lee pera Ge 6, the light ranning domestte,|ran away down grade and coasted yen this express ever make It in| holding a bowl ol Me und the mite | i , al al Was being congratue Ss fi 1 |the bow was ra dia he milk le A lated by the boys slass factory, te) wh 1 ared into the hinterland ar across the meadows, — Sever yeAve minutes up or forty down &) siiied on the Moor. me money lying | His Saving, Perhaps. es," said Al, “my uncle out in Tiftta te \ Da ¢ the t tthe tea upon the return | Dogwood Terrace Commuters who we it reads in the time tab ‘in a wooden bow red and could fate Thil Barlow, editor of the L giiy good to me. The day before Christmas be r Prob rs say! ne family, NOW appeared w it, {on that wild ride never recovered f “Young dt old sour [not be found. clock was ed, V believed no lew in ac t mea check for $100 just as a little Chrlae Bret HENRY RUCK. | and Mrs. duit, ait the parlor sofa |the shock and are now babbling and|dough of the Jersey solltudes, “have|the pendulum unhooked and a glass ate than ta DumOIWN Jour: mas ai Fae | t the s punctured with a hole the size a can't ach an <r the usual congratulatory AN Te Right, with t y and sa eld upon her jerinning in that sequestered domici you noticed that the compa >be pune 5 ae an L ie Ha. : ae PA aceect tree besa duly made ail srocnd Al edaeleamee ad To the Falitor r r 1 reyes around | whither, I f me, all Dogwood little column of jokes in tts ui ny a fve-shilling piece efore Teg Rea Yes, he certainly is a fine old fellow, Im the A 1 sorder, and find. |race commuters will ultimately trend, | You have; then some day it will \ hinting Almanpeared Entoush A wat id the. tinest ef eript of lis letter containing the check, he ; Thee ned out to me thar it] you ly c yn fie ieving. experience of havit wer ee cat Tin Can fhe!" *Dear Al, if sou manage to get this cheeky Mrs, Jarr was) the boxy race EApress ran on ta 9 br J couch split in two by the wandering | widow Wags ot let third th & power dive. | cashed, vlesse sud me 84, 1 used o peur of Will some reader w “and ggt some-| the main linw, oF om one of the main (Vo Be Continued, current without Injury to herself, | George douee, D, D,, deliievd tue fuseral ad: show,’ —2be Coming Nation, hy