The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1911, Page 17

Fe en a The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, September 14, 1911. x: “Them Was the Happy Days!” By Clare Victor Dwiggins Copyeiaht, 111, by The Poms Publishing Co. (The New York World), “Howl Tawi, TAN © strona as | 05D —\ | Gu? Nun! fo 6¢ 1! WELL IM STRONG EN Haha, al You Mn? Feacor Ho! STRONG =F USED TO BE , Have You? (AND You wns Beno Back, QUMOST DOUBLE , HD 1 SLAMMED S|ROWG 2 1 sHouLD SAY Yov WeAe, ALE! You | ig 1 SN Ale, tpenr | just t TT Tae You BY THE EAR ay Rememper WE Time | wan WOH The STomacie witw A Mone one. oF a Novy is “wy A COUPE "Rings OF TEACH «You W BACK = aa « ‘ NGE rhe Hapisy \at Twat cr 3 ‘ lar WHR) A Hee UPA. cine BARREL BTWE? Ho'iotto! sais / Jleneeaes way eve R | & ~f intone! STW SGU TeeT oe ee 1 SORE WAS STRONG , BACK In TucAN { || Came WaRuinc Lown } ) ( fd Like FoR ; eniat Remi ha HAPPY OLO DAYS, Wasnt | anne? Man STREET— YES - \Nou To LUFT A Pox FoR ME, Le. | AIT STRONG CHUGH, Than wees No vse! (care Eve. THEM Was Te Things That a Woman Can Learn From.a Man} Golf Lies of Dimple Duncan 8 FL Lone iA Bin OF BAGDAD “ y O. Henry. os Coprright 1011 by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Worfd), lon tas" {Copyrighted by Doubleday, age & Coy By Helen Rowland. fully Aleoarding the Indes, climb up Assen tro eons z f Wa sche 07 ony, Na count to Sparpen a Pencil, When somebody remonstrates, say, some 6 loecina Ge a Soe eee ana te re perplexing case. © overlooked hena tn vr that Thy RST, examine all the blades of| “Who's doing thi your knife aud select the one ia left. Place the point of dropped the na! ammer once, take hold times and the anner of pencil against the| Of the former with your left hand and Shocal yee Ane croate thump of your te‘t| Ting the latter down firmly upon your, ‘Oh Res ehaina, 62 hand and cut to-| thumb. As soon as the thumb has been it" inte ‘fg man, ftp. ward the flesn,| Dathed and bandaged, give the nail one pantiy ly old Hild more nt stroke, dis.ndging the plas- meanwhile alr brant’s riddies—don't have to be worked {1 \t And step ¢ ward, care- epee Out seriously y are light themes essing your| ter 1 step do kward, care: | F ‘ ’ y placing yc 0 y ‘ Sim Ford and Marry Thurston opinion ef the| filly placing your ri foot In the PART II, Peck Uke to handle, But, somehow, T OU may bo famitiar with) can't « the history of that « and immortal ru Calin Harum AL whose Wise and be eXcursions among the people in the of Hag privilege of | relieving #0 1 ott Istress In vy humble way TL walk in his footateps= | may-cal! not in ruined cas t in crumbling | The Margrave, with a gloomy alr, held To me the greatest marvels of | oUt his hand, are these that take place in men's | Sxbrene my. Heats, — Be bald Hearts When acted upon by the Lurk Afi Pays ag oy eg Hatton (onseeaet ss ‘What Kind of w len lays the longest™ utterly childish | Mddle of tho picture and illogical meth-| inauire what the family means by | standing around ke a tot of gap t the answer, Bill Wate und he may not. To-morrow will tell, Well, Your Majesty, I'm wiad «nvyhow that you Invand whiled u fr. Al Rashid 1 have bounced ack if one nis had conducted him this riddie, Til goods ) and What-yous ods of woman, Let iinbec nd then remark cuttingly the shavings fal ‘i haw right on the car.| that you will finish hanging the picture Mi. iy don't] When there are no idiots about to dis- mind filling your| t¥"> you. Rect) thumb with lead.| . ROWLAND Hi vou have | How to Clean a Straw Mat. ed, wipe your knife carefully on! Buy ten cents’ worth of oxalle acid on ithe rena ce table cover and say,| your way ‘ome from town, and ence “Phere now! | the house with the cheering | Ho that you are going to give the family to Open a Tin Box. an object lesson in economy. Place the Find the best nail file tn the house |e ee ee eee When you have broken this, take the | QXillc acid in the tota-mug, covel yshandled Japanese paper- Ghee) sta lacing the point of the-paper-cut tter you 4 isk Feil top of the tin, hammer it in with the) After you have iintshed reading your leack of the silver hair-brush, and cut | re er, rowded popu t isa baffling problem, ‘There te a he In your strange behavior this eve-!}' helleve called the’ Pirmootn Roce fing 2 fancy w story turk 6 read! that" — in your act something deeper than it out! eatd the’ vo | the wanton wastefulness of a spend-'* Caliph trade ts a mb one. 1 don't s oman. ty serio emove the cover fr ) from soil thrift. 1 observe in your counten.n you'd even ase around the edges until the paper-cutter| |e tne nat on the be rae) aoe | the certain traces of consuming grief ®Mything funny in a preacher's defense nape in two and stabs you in the palm. kad or despair, 1 repeat-t invie your (of John D. Rockefeller. Well, good feht, Your Nibs.”* 1 am not withour some "E ‘ ein to alieviuie and advise Wii ake pee aya AUS pg Sine | fumble s pockets Te drew forth ot trust me? acard and handed it to the youn ‘Then, say “Darn!” and tnquir tically if the house possesses less thing like a can-opener. Send) lhe iin down to the kitchen for the | ceed t. rub the brim thoroughly, us- | confiden ing your spouse's complexion brusi, Don't mind spattering your clothes, as the acid will make only a few wh spots, which will never show when the ee, how you talk: exclaimed the me the favor to accept this, any+ ook to fints! Walk han boeat rac vedi: Wren counhiee uns maa, a gleam of admiration sup he sald, “The time may co to Hang a Picture. finished, lay the hat on the window-siil dlanting & mowent cae dull wad: | when It mizht be of use to you." * Find out, first, the exact spot which|to dry. With the exception of a few ene his eyes. You've got tu Pe, hanks! a the young man, pare been selected for the placing of|rococco -ves in tho brim, it will look Astor Ldbrary skinned” te & Synopsis | Oke wes vere picture, and endeavor to prove by| exactly Ike new. If your spouse com- pipe peony dp tell Maret ty ae ae C: bn $4 s0e, 8s. bande vid ‘Turk you speak of. I read ‘The srublan Nigiits' wuen L was a aid Le) tne reader's interest shall | altowetnse was a Kind of Bili Devery and Chasiie|yurgue the Margrave Auguat. Michael Schwab rolled iuto ene. #4y, YOU von Paulsen Quigg. [am indeed astray jogical argument how much better it/ plains that y cave ruined the dolla fwould look somewhere else. When you| and-a-half complexion brush, retort with @ succeeded, send everybody out to; the crashing remark | hunt for the nails, the hammer, the| ‘Well, SOMEBODY has to be econo-| Shame to him who would hint that and the step-ladder, Care-| mical in this house!” | wight Wave enchanted da cage and|{f my hand fail In keeping the way E i ea make copper votties snoke up coon| where my peruser's heart would follow 1a! giants all night withe ver touching| Then let us, on the morrow, peep quick ne. My case won't yield to thas Kind | !¥ !n at the door of Hildebrant, harness maker. of treatment. it 1 coud Lear your story,” said| | Hildebrandt’s 20 pounds reposed on @ the Margra ita his lofty, serious] bene), silver-buckling a raw leather We Who Take Life Too Serious!y © winiie, rt the Chanticlers of the Everyday Wier ic ial duent vuln Saeed learner rans ud sald the young man, with a deep sigh,| “Vell” sald INidebrant, shaking alt e but Lt don't think you can help me| over with the vile conceit of the sok Copyright, 1011. by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). fy Unless you a peach at Ruesee maker, haf you jesned ng it's back to the Bosphe for | Kind of a hen lave der | on your maxic lin Er—why, I think » work in Hildebrant’s saddle and) bing @ “servile chin, ss shop down in Grand street. I've) Hildebrant--the one ¢ Ked @ere tive years, 1 get $8 & 68 Is phat right Phat'a enough to marry on,| | “Nein!” sald Ifidebrant, shaking his ain't it? Well, I'm not going to get| head violently, “You naf not guessed married, Old Hildevrant ts one of these der answe funny Dutchmen—you w the kth Bit passed 3 funeral ts Just as good as thelr own. ne Woman Who wastes in taking herself SiORI- that she continually keeps her. | sel€ fn the BAC BI, rubs think #0, M: at lives the lon, to weep ovi 1 know som By Sophie Irene Loeb. |" any bod: OME of us do certainty look at NS life through the serious tens and not unlike the chanticleer uncon: sclously think that unless we crow ous. of en. 1 on and donned a bedtior, thusiasm the OTHE y would the sun will vs, He's got| @Pron and bachelorhoo he try FO! OUND always gettg off bum jokes, Iles 6 shine bere ararnennraea about a million riddles and things that) In came the young man of the Are, Byory. MIAHAP! Gricom ue ue en he faked from Rogers Brothers’ great-| Dian Night's fla melancholy, Aho Ce grandfather, Bill Watson works there, | onelers, and when SY Be eet Heer ane Ate foo. Me and Hill have to stand for| "Vell," sald Fiildenrant, “hat yeu simmered down tt 0279 | V Bausly.- nd eeb= whan them chestnuts day after day. Why do| messed him? ‘Vat kind of a hen lays ibe thag |clarence Was as busy as a boy kill We do It? Well, Jobs ain't to be picked | 47 longest is the trouble that ts but tin Simmons rewarded hi anakeain fis worketor-chocnig of every Anheuser busi— And ten} ,Immons regarded him with @ult ng attribute—that he i Sai marae eT Re ee ee x - there's Lat ountat i hy the teapot '® He was taking things as to Surrender when you're in| ¢¢ i 6 Wallop Is never Very Far Away ‘Wha he old man's daughter. hele! ae “at ? oe ee are two kinds of tong, while nie made of 4 mao owe el ** Cheer Up, Cuthbert !’’ |r me wnatsctievse’ saat Comes in the up, every day. "About| Ae" trouble-the kin nae ; Sea nineteen, and the picture o Deusen fee ik ( Bgoriic IRENE you have and the org 4s the minute ie By Clarence L. Cullen, A Grouch ts » Man who Cea't Lovete ht ais cathe pallseane af the. BEES nia Rin “eaht he and stood, toes on EAs ” was ioigawtin e of Chasing Covyrtaht, 1911, by The Press Pobtisbing Co, (tue New York Worldy A OER Oh © antern surf, Hair the color of straw mataing, | 4 ved the straaee Lens nd eyes as black and shiny as the blacking=think of that! t's either mo or BI a are bu w of the firat sort, but 2 seo ere is ne end, For asa wise man sald, » am an old man; I have had many |; 1 Sul] That Morning-After Feeting gever) Self-Deception Is Sa Mercerizes the Misery! {they've Got you Out On! Voth’ Wisp than and Walt for Something to Tarn Up! ing the Lamb] Adversity hates the Antisepsia that Protects the Normal Life! about to There ER eden P et Lay rount ; oubles, but in-st | them never nap- |, cn “4 RTE: te al to mychopa’ ken to | SESE OG Re ptries Im Silhouetteville ’ By Joe Ryan} frei Iooked vp with a ashing Ns very geod thing to have t Baten, vores we aaa wend all wlth aliver tomate STO Eee t HOW TO LOOK AT IT ty y ts sertou Dh enannernnaoees CODE OF TanRe. - ated SABE a Area Trild@nalidin raced ing. ti s lges BEFORE they a ~ bei 5 h giant wt Dot te eo best way 1s to look at tt through 1 ne formula of the fait “How? Why, old If , You gomegat mine house at § large end of the opera glasses, This wore of the serious bu: ali me and Bill this afterr . / } | riddle nave I for you gehabt } >. ally narrows it down to the size {t continually sings to the tu he ())) JUGHT to be. |iteart Bo Down.” Serious people HWA abot. F man who Southern Chivalry. you ) Fe k that e body knows ~ worten, he !s not so go " : eaN And the little woman who frets be iin pARTIUU! i ieon Sue OY [ihe ie for ein family to provide-t# not that Nowtne rine the @ause her dinner guests haven't ar-|i ity they a keeping tab Ud hein?’ And he hands us a riddie-a attack phe. teks fived on time, and that a certain jet-}i% 10A00% Ue + hat they uit || conundrum, some calla ttand he reads ipa. ter hasn't come, or that something has} ey ting or inclination other H} | KG chuckles interlorly and gives t of aan t come to pass that she anticipaced, |” on iI a. va tun to-morrow morn ne 19 work ou . diy gs hoops herself in a perpetual stow. She)" wise is the individual who can b | * Hai ania cuties tha tececaeada or ltls iment vf $9 forever jumping from the frying PAN! woiouy without taking HIMSELP too \ foes to his house o° Wednes ght hero J ened to Anto the fire that touches and scorcnes | ")°0" to his daughter's birthday party, And tt Kill, bristling with bo * those about her, \ eal means Laura for whichever of us goes, | volvers, I!ke a walking arsenal, he a Ans above 811 " t ching for ban ear tooth fvtduatly Really, now, there are many of U8! ppoUBLu—TH TEM TIN TH ei Osar aarp nihtiaer ney. i pkg M to Peet ho, though we would not say it tn 80} 7EAPOT—-SHOULD B BITHOt Hildebrant likes us both, and wants her ny words, seem to feel that every-| spioembiILY, SO THAT ONE MA Hipeardmarteny WA eel, y tata hing would be at a dead standstill If! yave HIS CUP OF Link MOE business after he's stitched his last pa naide the fort he s to think ur course of action were to STOP.) CLUAR. of tracen. . t Ing—-monarch hen in ali truth many, many of us, po ee The riddle? Why, 1t was this ut jot all 1 with alt and the sun will ris. Just as} n f a: land’ ok a Hen lade’ thas loneaatee: Duink | thie: pret aeataecae table Nee ey suuwers be jan aeeravae|) what's in a Spank ? OG Oe Ake ATS BO: OREN ERE oe brandy: hia Jo he orce | CLEAN Mttle a She road longest? Aln't {t Ike a Dutehman rank ane Soaseen jourts still working overdme, rich old b 1 been clean acted 1 ea ak Bye dae eae VA its a wi ‘ men continue to marry chilaren and t) was pretending 10 be ; ak: What I don’t know about hens would f oached him ane orld go MERRILY on. Why Is It not 25 Ne ag Oe ae a several incubators. You say you're giv i A 4 he Just as easy to go merrily o. WITH 11?) y thew wuLocent tng imitations of the Arab guy that s © drank ts potson~» Give it the GLADSOME GRIN instead | wor » a0 the eplmsl which thelr ownes way kave awayolbraries tn Bagdad. W was the ioglde of potasalinim rey ane Ae : (3 ; ] cuutatiog : an ae now, can you whistle up a fairy that'll |a dead m 6 GARRULO ROUCH, | joy I" ered & eudden rolce from the house. solve this hen query, or not?" The representative of chivalry inatant+ We xace mot V of trouble out] Ul. my exclaimed the om au youre When the young man ceased the Mar- Sead, bowie knivanaaenlsaen nade @ molehill of mishap, Thus some; “*{ von for’? anked bie friend, grave ar and paced to and fro by the and masasd inte tha, banana meni ple complein ‘replied dinmamy, "She : park bench for several minutes. Finally ss agate oa stene nurse It CARE: ‘ ” Mr, vusiweo--) gant Fear what you ba dearcet? There's only one thing | mise living out here | A es tte Me dos Mg ea defeated Ha own prophecy tm LLY a pec al dg Myer Oy c Baa te wnt Mrs. Justwed—Realiy! hat's strange. What's thot? sremuat confes, sip, that during the regard to his fate. ‘The Virginian, fel pap Nihon they. bav PAO Oh Fae A ? Pty iden, Oka ont Mr. Jo—Why? The morning trein. eight yours that T have apent to search Fort Sumter & "Wiser if not @ better a they borrow some from the Hegia | ify miputes,"'—Loadoa Answer, Mire d—Because | didn’t say anything, 5 @ adventure tae ta relieving distress man, ’ ‘ . i — ; ta Sows