The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1911, Page 8

vening World The Day Patiehed Pally Except Sunday by the Bross ubishing Company, Nos, 83 to 63 Beco Alder Peek atom Neg unit 4. ANGUS, SIA Ww. Pres od Treas, ©, GOSE Tt PULITZER Junior, Beo'y. Park Kow. 68 Park Ke Entered at the Fost-Ofice at Now ¥ tnas Matter, tion Rates to Tho kyening| For Enela the Continent and forid tor the United States All Count International ‘oar $3.50 Sbe Bion $8 VOLUME 82......... eee Jonny , You'u. HAVE \ To SPEND Your Day \ OF REST FLAT HUNTING | WE HAVE TO MOVE From HERE PRETTY SOON and Canada. One Year One Mot BREAD AND ROSES. | OMAN is the mothering cloment | in the world,” writes @ woman) suffrage magazinist in elucidation | of what votes for women will mean, “and her vote will go toward helping forward the time | when life’s Bread, which is home, shelter security, and the Rosea of life—music, education, nature and books—shall the heritage of every child that is born in the country in the gov- ernment of which she has a voice.” Meanwhile, in awaiting the sunburst of this social millennium, the women are going ahead along various lines, not always those of the least resistance. While it cannot be truthfully asserted that they are “saying nothing,” they are certainly “sawing wood.” ‘The moving pictures of a day’s news show the following glimpses of feminine activ- | ity round about the world: | For the first time in Turkish history the Sultan has received a | deputation of women—wearing Paris gowns, too—and promised them | that he would do what he could to improve the lot of Ottoman | women. In Germany, Hungary, Finland and Denmark the women are following the lead of their British sisters in urging votes for women as evidence of good faith in the universal demand for greater democracy. The serious riots and demonstrations in the French provinces, arising from the high prices of foodstuffs, are characterized in the des- patches as a “war of women.” A French suffragette has challenged a flippant newspaper man to mortal combat. Two American matrons of alleged “high social standing” were all ready to fight a regulation duel at Dinard, when fatalities were happily averted by “the code.” Ooming nearer home, we find that the first noticeable act of war under the new State law which calls for # clearing-up of highway- defacing advertising signs, was accomplished by five women who dashed through Westchester County in a large gray touring car, emashing and tearing down signs—liquor and cigar signs preferred— wherever they found them nailed to trees or fences. In the comparatively peaceable profession of the law women sre making the strides of the seven-league-booted. They are now eligible to practise in all the Federal courts, and they may be ad- mitted to the bar in a dozen or more States, including New York, Con- necticut, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine, New Jersey, Michigan, North Carolina, Indiana, Oregon, Ohio and Washington. ‘There are 7,670 postmistresses in the country. One out of every twenty greenhouses is run by a woman. Two women have taxicab and be (WHAT ARE You Dong >) SLEEPING AT THE OFFICE ON SUNDAY ~ HAVEN'T You ANY HOME JOHN ? (VAM HUNTING AFLAT FoR { WIFEY. SOOHN, - 45 LONG AS You ARE HERE You MIGHT AS WELL HELP NE 4 LITTLE Bit ASKING ME to Wore ON SUNDAY Daily Magazine, of Rest. By Maurice Ketten. OFFICE Torn Bit Monday, VU TELe WIFEY ALL THE FLATS \ VE SEEN ARE Too SMALL OR 10 LARGE AND SHE WILL NEVER INOW (HAVE BEEN HERE RESTING AIL DAY, § a RLEH!.Bitu!— SHE wi BE AS HAPPY AND Iwi e TIRED AT AU — ple WORK ALITTLE FASTER SOHN . OR I'LL TELL YouR WIFE How You HUNT FULTS. You LOAFER chauffeurs’ licenses in Chicago, and two bird-women, or aviatresses, arc licensed sky-pilots in New York. A Kansas town has a woman mayor. Six towns in Colorado have women treasurers, and one woman in that State owns a copper mine. In Texas a woman of whom it has never been said that she loved “not wisely,” owns two wells—oil gushers. In the domain of high finance, Mrs. Hetty Green and Mrs. E. H. Harriman are inspiring examples of the widows’ might in the con- eervative management of millions. Contrast the above array of instances with the case of tho fash- ionable New York man milliner who has just gone into bankruptcy, and the women seem to have a good deal the better of it as success- ful invaders of fields supposed to belong by immemorial right to the opposite sex. It is only fair to state, however, that the man milliner went broke because one hundred and twenty-five of his best cus- tomers, who were mostly well-known society women and actresses, Oopgright, 1911, by The Pree Publisiing Co. 1 bi (The New York World). By Roy L. McCardell. a ‘© gotten a letter from Clara ora in Bermuda “Why, she's marrie asked Mr. Jar, having auch a arr, “Your ack Silver was afraid of w aingle girl, ae though she were a scorpion? But with young and pretty marnied women-—oh, dear me, how gal- lant he was!" “And do you mean to tell me that after being at Sulphur Springs the boss's fair young wife, Miss Mudridge that was, nuda for ® month 4 when gots back to New York going to the Adirondacks?” | “Well, you don't suppom Clara Mud- ridge married that old dodo of a boss good tims member how Mudridge," @aid Mrs. Jarr, “or, rather, I should say, Mrs, Jabez Amith. She's been having a glorious time in Bermuda. The place ts full of young bache- lora, She hates to come home, she mys, but ahe has promised to go to ‘Camp Bnydesyde’ fea IE CAA, i : in¢he Adirondacks|of yours and dan't @oing ¢o spend hie owed him bills which chivalry prevented him from asking them to for Geptember, so| money an! ive a good time, do you?” pay. she'll be in on|asked Mrs Jarr with some aspertty. ves ee Wednesday. 8he foY L.. A MECARDELL SURE to "meet her rWha\ In the Tall Memoirs of that she says about the Letters From the People ‘Wants to Be a Chanffean, elevator creeps upward aixty feet or Fe the Editor of The Evening World so; then stops. There is @ ghastly Would some kind reader who !¥ a| pause, broken by commutorial profan- chauffeur advise a young man of twen-| ity. Then, slowly the car descends to ty-one to take up the same profession?|the bottom, ‘The doors are opened ani And what are the chances, &c., in 1t?] about Frasmus Boggs and The Love- Your-Pets League. AVING cast defiance into the h of that highdinding half a ton of passengers are Des 1 think that thir would tnterest many | dumped out to lighten the car #o It oan Raprood Terrace, BOATS of readers, SAMUEL D.C, | make the trip without getting stuck mid. {ld Kidd I ines the binele ra’ ne and le | bea idteenwe and ball, way again, Nice for train chasers to is aaa pe pea Ral dS cobreyionrd | To the HAitor of The Fyeuing World | i a4 this way, eh, what? Fine| ‘teeth, Passing through the Iittle lane | Your correspondent, “M. M.,"" asks Ha ee @rent corporation! Fix tt, of shops on the way to the atation I no- | i ennsy! " | whether in freoxing {ce cream ait is | Spuitaan Moai Th, jUced that the haughty tradesmen gave | fused “to better freeze the cream or! is say THON 3 | me the pariah lamp: Bome of them | | to preserve the tce and make tt last ail | ‘spoke aloud to thetr clerks, saying: | yy longer.” 1t does both. Salt has the Rag-Time Clocks. | ‘Who 1s that common-looking person peculiar property of lowering the melt- ave ss | | with all the bundles?” Se ing point of ice, thus making {t colder. ty Se ee ™ ba pag meee And the clerks would reply me- And since the art of making tce cream | south der ne ammo Oe, Rs wnanvanlie | ia simply a process of equalizing the |.” 4 ¥ trae ie a re think he ts» one of those plain temperature of the jee and cream it SIGA9e BS The City or 5 | Hai cle a minute later, It registers follows that the colder the te@ the | so.) (rm muki wb yp hel Ray dil: of all the shop keepers in Dog- quicker the roquired result, and the! iit, ister a trent clock remistere BOL, wood Terra eld aloof from “the quicker the result the less the amount ' y} 4 Board of ‘Trade, or else was excluded Of ice needed. 8, 0, HERMON, (AP | (he next Ove seconds f s by that aristocratic scorpion, Theophilus | 1 ook that ways 6.10. (I'm losing time.) ay Shas ‘arisionralis foarplan, heonb ius A Rhythmic Riddle, Next, the clock on St, Paul's Church ne pee Oe teen | Te the Editor af The Evening World reassures me by registering only 6.08, 4 * pa TeLeRA TALON, i i} The following riddle has been submit- | A jittle farther down Broadway another ‘ Rats oy von bap SaNtha GRIN dindanal ted to me. For my part I succumb to | clock tells me tt te atill 6.08, Our public acne ot ea poco Ape Pigoed coe ft and in turn pase it to your readers: | and sem!-pubilc clocks seem set by ra Us his ahaa ae “I came unto an apple tree, time, They always make me afra SENATOR SEEDS SAYS a Haat. — And apples were upon tt. reach my destination, some ITS ALL RIGHT TO PAINT ilies 1 took no apples off 1 start out Y i on M0 per cent er than O. And I left no apples on tt." Poe erst A ROSY FUTURE FER Le yl data edt ame | muicere YERSELFPROVIOIN” You St ee ne Slow Tunnel Elevators, ah posi Ae vate “mt Ae DON’T DO IT AT THE ‘on the other side of the exag- { To the Editor of The sae ah Ga ae ' Thousands of passengers are whisked entry, T wish Fgh PLACES WHERE THE way a amile looks out of place y across under the North River in @|@ Ninth avenue “Li tra COLOR COMES OFF ON om the countenance of an undertaker; q splendidly run car ser from the | South y q ‘ y time T passed that ell t Terminal Building, etc, to the Ponn-|UPtl he get# on the east THE NOSE. ‘1 emporium 1 sought to avold sylvania Rallroad station in Jersey City, | station and can there take Hut Boggs wasn't to be Phere the passengers are transported to|OF Third avenue train, A is bent on making m the upper world of the train shed by a |Ket oft xth avenue tra ng me that there set of elevators that seem to m same. A t sman in Dog grace, They would be laugh jon a Se wood Terrace who would like to lay cheap five-story house, I think, They |South Fer jaim to my patronage, He caught me are grievously slow, both in starting |form until he on the west s: f the nawares one morning and I stopped. and in «peed, and are ergckerjack train|station and tale a Sixth or Ninth ave Fine, bright day, Mr. Riddle,” he sald, mlsowrs. Every now ant \hen @ ‘full’ nue tralia, OW. kh 1. see you are eary jo your waka”? { : ry ’ oascaeneis a “She might epend the money end yet have a good time with her husband,” said Mr. Jarr, “He should be thankful he has a hand- some young wife and be proud thet she wears her fine clothes and jewelry with Gistinction and te greatly admired wherever she goes,” eid Mre, Jarr. “Well, 1f she hed married Jack Silver he wouldn't run around that way," “She wouldn't want to, maybe," sald Mrs, Jerr. “But thet's always the way. Your employer was crasy to marry her at firet sight and so he'll huve to do as she says.” ‘hen there te such a thing as being an old man’s Gariing and there 1s also much @ thing ae being a young man's asked Mr. Jarr. Jarr gave him a look as though a Commuter By Barton Wood Currie Copyright, 1011. by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York World), “Not accoréimg to the time table,” I replied. “It ought to be pufiing into the station now.” Erasmus Boggs laughed, @ hollow dis- mal laugh, and he winked one hollow diemal e: “Another wreck,” he gatd. “At Hy+ ¢drangea Manor, just over my beat. Eight!" and he rubbed his hands. When he saw that I did not join in his enthusiasm he changed the subject by offering me a flower for my button- hole, “Do you Ike gray carnatione? he asked as he thrust the flower into my buttonhole, ‘They are all the rage now for dog funerals," he bubbled on. “Dog funerals!" I exclaimed “Yes, dog funerals,” he satd three yesterday. “Had The Dogwood Terrace Love Your Pets League, you know, tn- siete that all p shall be ceremontou ly Interred in the dog cemeterst down by the river. Possibly Mra. longs." "No," I snapped, ‘and, what's more, she won't.” “Then you have no pet disappointed. yet," I growled, An! he laughed, “one on the way. Then Mrs, Riddle will foin, Otherwise she cannot get a license. The women here control all that sort of thing, You see, it 1s very unhealthful here for dogs. ‘ die off very fast.” Iie Mps were wide teeth gleaming, ‘They Mie of potson, mostly," he whispered, “and the league Js devoting all {ts energies to find the polsoner. Unless you Join the league you are suspected, Do you love dogs, Mr ad * he concluded unctuously. * he anid, pal- apart and his Some kinds," 1 repli r bl vioious dogs,” and T walked on, eu Hrasmus Boggs, for he had mace ne ot eleven of a Ist of thirty-seven arileles I was to bring home that eve- ping. (To Be Continued Riddle de- | Mr. Jarr, Through No Fault of His Own, Has Now Become a Charier Member of the “In Bad’’ Club she wae surprised at hie ignorance, “Dhere's such a thing as being an okt man's too,” she finally said, ‘but T guess Clara had good advice and started right with her old husband. If he ever complains that she’s always on the go and that she never comes home except to get more clothes, she just shrugs her shoulders indifferently and saya: ‘Well, you WOULD marry me!" ‘It would have been different had she become Mra. Jack Silver, though?” asked Mr, Jerr. “Jack Silver WOULDN'T marry her. At least he didn't,” said Mre. Jarr. “Of course, now that he has lost her, he acta ike a orazy man, Raves about women being shallow and unfatthful and all that sort of thing. But that reminds me, when are you going on your vacation? Clara Mudridge writes that she’s wild to eee us again and as goon a# she comes back and we meet her, we'll all go off to Atiamtio City for a few daye at her expense, and her husband will think she’s visiting friends in Philadelphia, and we will all heve a good time together,"” ‘We will NOT!" said Mr. Jerr Ge ctatvely. “T don't eee why,” ventured Mrs, Jarn “Clara is BO anxious to give us all a good treat. Bhe says that she insists on taking us all somewhere.” “Look here,’ said Mr. Jarr, “Ig you could eee the way the bose @lares at me, right after his eye reste on the picture of his wife on hie desk, you would know I was in bad, He looks at me as though he hated me enough to pr t me with a ready-made pattern, plated eilver loving-oup.” “He @hould be very nice to you,” e- marked Mra. Jarr. “He met his wife through you." “I think that's what he's sore about,” was the reply. ‘Do you know, I be- © he'd fire me, only he ts #0 sus- ous that he won't let me go, Jcause he feels ‘t's safer to have his eye on me, Say, ain't I in a nice mess? That old man believes I'm a regular Don Juan, when I'm as tnnecent aa @ lam." ‘Well, #0 much the better,” eaid Mra. | Jarr complacently. all the easier \tor Clara that he is 4oesn't matter who | "Tdon't Itke tt, that notion to tell him the truth,” #afd Mr. Jarr, If you do you will be discharged,” | warned Mrs. Jarr, ‘He'll be so mad to find out he was wrong he'll dismiss you, and he'll be #0 pleased to know you're not the man he was jealous of frald of that he'll hg SURE to do 1 Keep quiet, and we'll all meot Wednesday.” fm ta ny va if T meet any boi aon} Fut {t won't sail till Saturday,” rhen fon next week, rom Bermuda nald 1 stow aw So, If you 4 hear from the Jarrs for some time you'll know they '¥e satled |for fair St, George in the beautiful Bermudas, September 4, Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Pubtishing Co. (The New York Weel . 27. Sheridan's “SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL” REPIEN an old bachelor marrics a young wife,” growled Gir Retell Teazle, “he deserves—no—the orime carries the guntshanent with it! It ts ix months since Lady Teasle made qie the country girl for a wife, thinking she woud be economical end essa stead, she aquandored his monoy like water, chose « disreputatty eonméslh mongering set of fashionabdles for her intimate friends and teaghes o8 Gx@ husband's angry protests. With her friends, the scandalmengers, to pleces everybody's reputation and made Hght of al thet Ser deemed good. There was no real harm tn young and foolish and fund of gatety. And | wiser hand than her adoring old busbaad’s. | His merital quarrels were not af] of Sir Peters | Oliver Surface, on going to India, had left him nephews, Joseph and Charles Surface. masked his hypooriey under lofty sentiments, wae hed no use for Charles, who wae @ moreover, in love with Gir Peters for Maria to wed Joseph, but behind a screen. Sir Peter had come to tell Joseph of @ decision he had just made He had resolved to settle 14,00 « year on Lady Teazle during his own Mfettme and to bequeath her his whole fortune. Her husband's evident love for her end | hie desire to make her happy came asa revelation to Lady Teasle ae she roughed | 4n her hiding piace and tistened. As they were tulking Sir Peter learned that someone was behind the screen. Joseph tok him it was a litte French milter. { Just then Charles came in. As @ joke, Sir Peter told him about the ‘“miiitnen” “Let's have a peep at the little miiliner,” aried Charles. Before he could be stopped he had knovked over the screen, There stood Lady | Teasie. Joseph tried to explain the situation by a tissue of Hes. Lady Teazle, however, told her husband the truth, fear lessly, with no pallation of her own conduct; and confessed Behind thi the shame she felt at having so misjudged Str Peter in the Screen. past. All fashionadle London bused with rumors of the seene at Joveph's rooms. It was even believed Joseph and Sir Peter had fought a duel over {t. But when the gossips on:ne to Lady Teazie for further particulars she | refused to see them. Thoroughly asharned of herself and discusted with her | chomen friends, she now sought only to win baok her husband's love and trust, And Sir Peter, realizing that her rop was sincere, freely forgave her. | Sir Oliver, in his true character, » Joseph and Charles. Joseph for once could find astain him tn his downfall. Charles was forgiven for hie gay m th Maria's love for his guide, began life afresh. Alsy’s Break. | Made One Change. Anyway. LGERNON DE GILMS was at « private) Py RANDER MATTIEWS, at one of the re dance recently. He knew @ good many ‘eptiona in New York of the Academy of | of the folk present, and was introducat Arta, said, sovording to the Washlogton otters. Among the latter was a charming yourd | Post Is as May D American art is at least original, We don't ing, acl @ amt of | plogierioe. Verbaps, indee we don't const lanciers was pext on the programme, He asked | enough—for lesona in taste and form—the great Miss Browa to be his partner, to which #be | mot of the past, But, at any rete, we don't agreed after come hesitation, mying abe had | plagtartes, forgotten bow Vt went. Oppeaite to them, in «| "The fact gives oddity to magasine aittor's fide couple, wes a iniddleaged, awkward-looking | discovery, among the manuescrigte oh. fellow, who was a complete etrarger to Alg. | mitted to him, of @ sbort #tory 4 They "were getting through ce figure with &| for wort, a copy of Poe's beautiful tale of “The struggle until the third was reachel, whea they | Cask of Amontiledo.” got hopelessly mixed. “The editor sent for the thiet, The thief wae Mis Brown was taking the blame and apolo-| quite unabashed. fel for not deing able to do it. 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