The evening world. Newspaper, September 1, 1911, Page 12

a Penmted Datiy Except Sunday by, the 3 ANGUS HAW: ‘ark Row. 883 Fors, Sesteteeseves 500 VOLUME 82... veuing tos T really to us whether they approve of it or not, and yet it is pay attention to Englich criticism of our | uae of the mother tongue. to regard can accent” and “Yankee nasal twang” | es beneath notice, at the eame time we make much of English actors and dramatic companies, one of whose distinctions is in os the “different” wey in which they jans are not the only citizens of pride themselves on the acquirement of s cultivated British pro- | nunciation. When it comes to our national stang, or semi-slang—the colloquial small change in universal circulation hereabouts—there is real satis- in having the enthusiastic indorsement of an eiminent English divine, none other than the Rev. Dr. John Clifford of Lon- | don. The fact that this reverend doctor is the active and militant faction head of Noncomformity in England his indulgent fecling toward free-and-easy phraseology, but it does not detract from our appreciation adopting such exprestions as “grouchy,” “stay with it,” “outfit,” “holdup,” “win out” and the like. better by including in his bright lexicon of eligible terns picked up here in the course of a three months not meaning @ person of gentlemanly behavior, and “tin bucket,” as spplied to a teetotaller. Dr. Clifford notes strange variations of meaning in certain famil- as “taffy,” which with us (according to Se him) signifies soft soap. “In England we say ‘Taffy when we mean e% iar worde—such, for instance, a Welshman.” Another example might be added in this category. Americans) say “Where am I at?” whereas an Englishman who had lost his topper would most likely inquire, “Where IS my ’at?” | habitually He grasps the true philosophy servation: “T don’t think it is sy nation causing the people to find simply poetic and picturesque expressions that have the historic value of accurately describing a situation The brevity caused by hurry he found mostly in street signs, | Off,” for “Keep Off the such as “Kee Grass,” and simply “Bowery,” with: addition of “street,” “avenue,” “road” or | “place.” We have not as yet seen in print any Cliffor sporimen of the Rev. Dr. courses since his return to England. a brief mention of his having made a hit by ¢ signating Lora ‘champion vapper.” Hugh Ceci Rut there is promise in the following. passage from an interview on the subject of commercial reeiprocity between Canada and the United States. : “As T said in America, Tam a trader from way back. THE POWER homb-like shocks to peaceful bloc! Tetrazzini who warbles u for all cry “Hully yee!” ch is the power of musi Office at New Yi eB UNITED STATES ENGLISH. I think Laurier will win out. he some slump in the Eastern part of Canada, but the West him with both fee, and don't you forget ii.” oh) & Oo’ HAL the town is singing, the other half can’t sleep, Musiesof late, is in such state that angels have to weep. An unacelaimed Caruso, , without ‘ks by bursting into song. A Harlem p in G, is understood by the neighborhood, Then Paderewski’s rival will on, and play and pound till the cop comes round a pian n absence of the Muse; ew. and light—or dynamite—when the uninspired abuse, a Eve Daiiy ning Worried Publtshtog Company, Nos, 08 00 68 Seri PULITZER Juntor, Boe'y. 43 Park Row. ’ of, Lela or By ‘Alt Cou One Year . One Month vee NO. 18,273 (Exquisite ) TEAK : makes no particular difference | an obvious fact that we always While affecting their strictures upon the “Ameri- speak the language; and Boeton-| the United States who secretly | may have something to do with of his good sense and taste in He even goes ua one or two ’ sojourn such curios as “yapper,” | of our slang, though, in this ob- mptomatic of the hurry of the! short cuts in speech. They are | ” out the d's die- | Such Is Life! By Maurice Ketten. CAN'T EAT SIRLOIN BRING ME A VERY TENDER TENOERLOIN IN NEW YORIK SAR Basen we ExT Block a » except las a infinite ' believer in reciprocity, and a free | There may t is in for OF MUSIC. + Copsright, 1011, by The Press Putiishing Co, (The New York Wontd), By Sophie Irene Loeb. GETTORTUNE”” questioned Mr. Wil- F Ham Felsinger, president of the Bank. Why, that te an intending wrong, gives get a frenzy 0 Marathon. ‘ectneas IRE is now blazing under the Political pot and people are beginning to say what they think of each other tempo- fe rarily. An eloquent circular issued, addressed to “Dear Mr, Just Busyman," though we have no such person in Cos Cob, calis attention to the fact that in the last campaign the Republican Town Committee spent but $102.10 to aid their candidates. e fund consisted of $104.3, of which Steve tadford, who was Ncked for Surrogate, | contributed $100 and the 4.35 was left over from last year, So R, Jay and Jim now have $2.25 in hand to whoop things up with this fall. The inttma- | ton Is that they lacked geal because | they knew Johnny Maher, the ice-man, | would tell the Demoer embly- | nen to eave Judge Burnes at Hartford, whieh they did, In other words, Johnny turer than to elect Republicans, » might have chucked Charley, PERSON writes us: A “Sir: Your assertions that Lish Kelly ‘s getting bald, and that other people are noticing the fact, should be proved. I walked around Lish eral times to-day and the samo old plenitude of brown curls clustering bout his ears and the upper region of his neck with the same old black derby (vintage 1884) nestling above the curls, Have you ever seen him abart from that hat or do you suspect that the curls are merely meretrictous fringe attached to the sweat band and not to their native soil? Which of you ls the nature faker?" We do not think the curls prove any- thing, Many @ man has had @ good head of hair on the back of his after conaideration: How to start fortwme is not the Jot of life, ‘A FORTUNE IN ITSDLF 16 ONLY A MPANS FOR DOING THE WORLD'S WORK, AND DO YOU KNOW THAT THE EVERYDAY MORTAL, YOU AND I AND ALL OF US, ARB WAK- ING UP TO THAT FACT. WE DO NOT HAVE THR MPSBRS OF OLD. YOU SCARCBLY BVBR HHAR OF THEM. THE BIG MEN OF TO-DAY ARE THOSE WHO REALIZE THAT MONPY I8 ONLY A RECOGNIZED MEANS FOR CARRYING ON A WORK OF RBAL WORTH. “Thus a man who has accumulated @ largo amount of money, a so-called fortune, through hie efforts in some big ated it Is Low the boss. And this rich | enterprise—this mass of money merely community sits fdly by and lets the| signifies and for what he has outrage Bo om! As for the Highway-| done, and therein es the only fortune man, he remains quite insensate, while | in it that I can see. he hangs on to his Job with hands and| “The accumulation of the money t+ both feet} | self means nothing, and he ts very poor indeed who goes on the theory that tt does.” a nop ts good this fa!!. The! Then you that the average {9 apt to get squashy if not eaten! jong run as the big man with the bis after it is removed from the| fortune?’ I asked. “Just that answered Mr, Felsinger, “Por instance, a man who needs but & dollar a day and can make that ¢on- RD comes from New Canaati up| tinuously until he dies really needs no on the hills above here, that the | accumulation of money at all, He te farmers have been successfully ired and insured for all his needs, raising Rocky Ford muskmelons as good! so that this man with added energy As these of Gletnat Colored 1f| if beside nis immediate ni he ac true, ought to make New Canaan ay | cumulate a thousand dollars, may live Popular as Old Canaan was according to for a thousand days without expending the Scriptures. New Canaan being hish| any energy IOLENT explosions at various moments after dark have n added to the cough of Mr, Mer Jon's air compressor, They are caused by dynamiting the rocks for the @ tension to the power house, The people Who have been calling Cos Cob w sleepy | old place will now have to alter their objurgutios —_—. WwW" wish the: donald walk on his hands and 3 from the Peck Mansion to the Stamford line over what was the Bos- | ton { road for several centuries be- fore he ploughed it up @ year ago. Of all the impassable mudholes ever cre think soon tree, “The object in life is not to make a fortune, but how to _ utilize it in the world’s work.” “It is a greater fortune for a man to educate his children so that they may count on success rather than so much money to count in dollars and cents. CIBNT' FOR HIS NDEDS UNTIL HE DIBS, THAT MAN HAS STORDD UP A FORTUNE WITHIN HIMSELF, Saving 1s a Necessity. Dossidle with al) individuals, @ie in the harness while others must rest by the wayaide. Thus the idea of snving becomes @ necessity. ese man, after fifty-five years, needs ee he may rest energy.” for saving. Thus in my estimation this 1s the only real worthy need of accumu- lation of money.” “In that case you would regard & man with small means as possessing as in life as the rich man?” on his work accordingly— continued Mr. Feleinger, ‘some men are richer with a hundred thousand dollars than others with mil- Hons. “I know at thie moment of a man who 1s worth $500,000 and cannot sign his name. His children ar educated and when they get to be four- Reeaiotione ofa BACHELOR GIRL By Helen Rowland “But of ree this is not altogether The aver- to have money saved that he may not Tr as & consequence, ‘or after that age the chances are not so much in his favor for con- tinued effort, On account of this we are continually confronted with the | Copreisht, 1011, by The Freee Publishing Co, (The New York World). | ROM the length of time et takes a man to arrive at F @ proposal, love must be getting lame nowodays as well as blind, A man seldom discovers that he ani his wife are not F “mated in the luminous void" until he meets somebody | ine; with more luminous eyes and a smaller waist-line, A woman might forgive her husband the lies he tells her, but it's the cold, brutal, personal truths he in on telling her that she can't get over. .(-_ A lover used to fling himself at a woman's feet with impassioned fervor, but nowadays he offers himself to her with about the same “impassioned fer- ver" with which he would pass the chocolates. and wife is the most uncommon thing we know of. It must be because a man hates inconsistency so that jv always seems to'prefer a woman who is consistently silly and frivolous all the time, A marriage certificate is so cheap that it ia no wonder most men look | consider it her good fortune to do so. “The man who needs but a dollar a day and saves a thousand dollars has a thousand days in which Prospective rainy day and the necessity) teen to sixteen ye some mental job ard go to work ac- cordingly. “Now while all work !s commendable, yet here is an individual money at his command, eculd give the | ft to his children while | he lives, and put them in positions for | thelr future betterment, keeps hoarding up his money, which in the main does no good to any one, An Unfortunate Fortune. “SUCH A FORTUNE IS UNFORTU- | NATE INDEED. MONEY THAT IS SPENT BY A MAN FOR HIS FAMILY 60 THAT THHY MAY START AND CONTINUE TO PROGRESS CREATES GROWTH BRINGS FAR GREATER RETURNS HOARDING UP OF A SO-CALLED FORTUNE. THUS, AS MENTIONED ARE SO BUSY ALMIGHTY DOL- TORGET Ddenofits of ! nappiness, INDUSTRIAL THAN ANY THE INDIVIDUAL ABOVE, SOME MEN WATCHING THE THEIR FAMILIES, WITH RE CONCBRNED. OPPOSITE VIE! —THE THAN in order her benefited thet doe come manifest and fundamentally lines. then we lfe is In the doing upon the suggestion to sign one as some sort of bunco scheme. up did not have to give up so much soll) “t WOULD BAY THPN IF IT WERE 40 create Long Island for Farmer Fuller-| pOsSIBLE FOR A MAN TO KEEP ON neck tom as other parts of Connecticyt 1a, | DOING HIS WORK AND CONFIDENT 00d Wareore cam rade shings. THAT HE WOULD HAVE SUFTn And it eetentig] any More The trouble with ential monogamy” te that so fee men appear #0} | ae “Tf that doing stands for, HOW TO START A FORTUNE WILLIAM FELSINGER (President of the New York Savings Bank) SAYS: “SOME MEN WITH $100,000 HAVE & BIGGER FORTUNE THAN OTHERS WITH MILLIONS.” “A MAN AFTER FIFTY-FIVE YEARS OF AGE SHOULD HAVE SOME MONEY ACCUMULATED; FOR THE CHANCES ARE NOT SO MUCH IN HIS FAVOR.” “A mother will deny herself anything for her child and LAR GROW THAT THEY | THEIR NPEDS, (THE RIGHTS OF A MAN OF FAMILY, ULTING LOSS TO ALL BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, If HE WOULD TAKE THE THE GREAT GAIN RESULTING PLEASURE TO HIMSPLF—V/OULD MBAN ANY FORTUNE, | “Thus everything resolves Itself to the | would all be 1 content and realize that the fort brings A” money, well and good—that's wh, But unless it stands ros that,it has no value of real worth, which | “ who, ane 3 of age will get) THAT| seifish point of view and this is not un- | ‘Take the mother and the babe. rand hear almost anything | offspring may “And when you narrow tt down, this because of the great joy feels when the results of her work she sees the complishment of her efforts, “We may say this Is selfish, Yet this goes that all happiness, all cont right living comes In the creation of | Itmay sound Uke a paradox, but common politeness vetwren husband | that which brings results along these | tment, “Happiness ts the one thing in the) world that we all want, and if people would but realize that money does forty with MORE, BY AMY + -Constigtt, 1921. ty The Press Publishing Ca. (The New York * | NO. 26—"EAST LYNNE.” ISABEL VANE was the orphaned, impoverished davs) | lish nobleman. The family lawyer, Archibald Carly by her poverty and sorrow and made her his w! They live in a rambling old mansion at East Lynne. Isabel knew little of the practical affairs of life. Her husband 2a grave, plodding man, quite unsuited to her. Yet she loved him truly an all in her power to make him happy. There was only one flaw in her The people shn .aet were forever gossiping about Barbara Hare, daughter of ‘a neighboring magistrate, and of arf early romance between her and Archh bald. This made Isabel unreasonably jealous. Francis Levison, a dissolute man-about-town, had tried to flirt with Ist 7) bel when she was @ girl. Geveraf years after her marriage Levison came to Bast Lynne and renewed bis suit. Isabel coldly repulsed him. But, instead of accepting his dismissal, he remained at East Lynne and laid systematio siege to her heart. Knowing hez jealousy of Barbara Hare, he resolved t work upon it. Barbara's brother Richard hed been ecoused of a murder really committed ‘dy Levison, whom no one suspected of the crime, Ricb- A Wite’ ard had fled from justice, but returned sometimes secretly at night to sce his alster. deat Barbara came to ask Archtbald’s ald in freeing he? brother from suspicion. Archibald promised to go with ter late that night to meet Richard {n the East Lynne woods and talk over plans ety. Levison learned of this appointment. He told Isabet to meet Barbarr, clandestinely in the grove that evening. ady been troubled by Barbara's frequent visits to her husband. Now. Levison's story fanned her jealousy into a flame. “If I thought my husband capatde of such an action,” she exclaimed, “T should leave his roof at once. Prove this and I will quit his house forever!” Levison led her to the edge of the grove. There, a moment later, they oaw Arohibaid and Barbara walking arm !n arm. Hurrying back to the house, Isabell wrote Archibaki a wrathful letter of denunciation and farewell. Then she fled, leaving husband, home and children, Hearing that Taabel had eloped with Francie Tavisen, her hushend seonred ae | divorce, Three years later news came that Isabel had been killed tn * railroad wreck, Relleving the report, Archibald married Barbara Hare Meantime Isabel had lived in utter misery. Deserted by Levieon, broken tm | health, she longed unspeakadly for the dear sheltered home life she had so fool | tehly thrown away, At last her craving to seo her little son William again was | too great to be resisted. Disgulsing herself and adopting the name of “Mme | Vine," she came back to East Lynne and secured a position as governess to her | own child. Netther Archibald nor Barbara recognized her. The eight of another | woman filling her old place in the household completed the wreck of Isabel's | heart and health. But she had scant time to think of her own sorrows TAttle William fell {I Isabel nursed him night and day. As he lay dying ahe told him who she was, The child murmured “Moth er! smiled up at her and died, . Isabel, having nothing left to lve for, sank into cline. On her death bed a! weat to de sent for Archfbald, He en- Punishment. | tered her room, surprised that the governess should have summoned him, There, no longer wearing the disguise that had prevented him from recognizing her, lay the wife he had belleved dead, “Isabel!” he gasped, dumfounded “T could not stay away,” she faltered. ‘T went out of love for you | you were faisg to me, and I listened to the whispers of revenge. “I was never false to you,” he declared, “1 or thought or deed." she answered faintly. “But I was insane. Say you will vord of love! My heart !s breaking for it he cried, as sie sank back. t Is not faintness,” she whispered." T thought A “Fat” Wecding Fee. stn eno» oO & yd fan wy Middle W Ms Joined ostess young girl wth | tanner of + fend puneti > be “hewt man, * tc eth | | bl welding to | pocket, ready to. lend to him The rustic giant, ehook with laughter ‘ | won't he pettiae 4¢, "into. your e| According to at a th te | boy at the hotel to take the them a few days ago. A travelling had not been stopping at the hotel for’ some > Delightfully Situated. tine. ‘yeti ae trertese the other das, ee MUNLERAGH.. (he. Seikaows gazed at both over the rim of bi o-| 4 spectacles for a minute. “Gracious go% . Ciolegist of Duluth, was condemning the in- | Su ag@",,{0r A minute. Gracious good termetional marriage that a, Atmerionn | Beal, “700 fellows, will pom be oo | Firt's beauty, and millions to some elderly and | "i "ith @ towel, Wha witbered nobleman ork, | "Those mercenary: foreign hourda that filch our gifs,” aad Mr, Sandersen, bitterly, “are well off-well off, I mean, in the Calhoun use | of the term. “Hi, Clay Calhoun, testifying spoke ‘of one Weshtngton Wh! eld Shireman, “Ian's "corroborated Carter. “Only. thinks ald-headed.”” ‘Then he turned winked at a negro bellhop, ‘Fact, isn’t it, mm" he sald “Well, now, boss, y fol suoah” "bout witness,’ said the low dat an empty bala hen you declare Wiite to be well off, jouisville Times, The May Manton Fashions | HE Russian blouse sult ie the one best liked for little boys. ‘This one is finished with a big collar that can be extend~ ed to the lower edge of the blouse Hoy arinned, ki : 1 er natdy ET don't match the blouse, in another of cons trasting material, Hoth styles are cor- rect. ‘The suit consists of blouse and trou- sers. 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