The evening world. Newspaper, August 29, 1911, Page 12

- 7 —_ Pe RAR te sh it AORN ORANG EOE CNR RNR mtn ——~ aE AAACN MY RRND YT CONEY ENN TOOL ANN Re a cceeen =- The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 29, 1911, | ' ONDA ARRON APIO OPIOLL POOLE POL OL PPP RAPP OOROOPAPOPRDP AAA RARAAA ARNT | e | | . | . tf Pottwded Pally Excopt Sunday by the Brees pane Company; Nos, 68 to 63 | ANGUS SII eae Rom NST, ee PULITZER Juntor, sec'r! B y Maurice Ket ten. a 63 Park’ Row. sd 63 Park Row. { Babeerghint vitsten or Tho ening) For Hnelan’ Mii the Continent and forid for the ited States All Countries In the International « ‘osta | Unfon. 83.50) One Yoar. 230] One Mon! and Cana 0 Yoar.. Sse Month WIFEY! Fi 4 AN SLEEP wity Sheer | CREASE IN THe EET THE LAST BIRDS OF SUMMER. IRD SONGS are lulled, but the birds them- selves are more numerous than ever. ‘The robins and the rest did their warbling in the mating and brooding season—now they are fat, prosperous and prosaic, and put in the time teaching their young-| sters tho art of aviation in readiness for | the migration eouth as soon as the snow flies, if not sooner. Other feathered | monoplanes from further north are stop-| ping over here, also, in numerous flocks. Like the theoretical chil- i] dren of Should-Be-Land, they are eeen rather than heard. In Bronx and Prospect Parks and over in Richmond Borough, and out from the city suburbs in any direction—unless, possibly, in| that of Montclair, N. J., where ehooting up the nests at night is the | seasonable sport—it is worth while during the next two months to wander observantly, and be your own Audubon. = The thrushes and wood-warblera remain. Kingfishers haunt the i shor Amid sombre cedars and sumaes tipped with flame, the cedar i birds flit, where plums and berries are plentiful: Robins are after ' dried wild chetries yet. Some voluble catbirds are still about. It] | “may be only fancy, but they seem to shun the dogwood trees. Not £0 the bluebirds—the scarlet berries must look good to them, for they often perch on the picturesque boughs that in May were snowdrifts, | | | + in October resemble a conflagration. | j | Copyright 1 tases, i This Volume Is Affectionately Inscribed to My Dearest Sweetheart of Them AN the Only One Who Has Not Jilted Me. MY FUTURE WIFE. (God Only Knows Who She Is.) NO. 7.—POLLY. T the close of my accus- tomed Sunday morning ‘walk through Central Park one Palm Sunday, obeying a sudden impuise, I joined the richly dressed throng that entering a church, I found myself seated mext to @ protty little waman with a splendid figure and most attractive presence. Tecrutinized her face and was clarmed, Round features they were (my favorite; I suppose because mine are pinched), and with a peach complexion that was rea} (I can tell the difference). There was something so swoet and demure about her expression that 1 found it hard to take away my glance. A day or so later | T chanced to meet Polly, for so she will henceworth be known fo the reader, It was a beautiful moonlit night, and Polly at once proposed a@ stroll in the park, even at the risk, she sald, of being kidnapped. y I o'clock by the time we had returned to Polly's home on | th street, where I bade her good-night, and received her ine vitation ¢o see her the following Sunday. @ When the theatrical season opened we made a Ist of the plays we each Wanted to see, and toxether we Went to see each one. I goon came to do all my reading at Polly's library in the evening, Her | mother would never disturb us, except occasionally to in with some fruit | for us, and to exchange a caress with Poll Oue evening Polly was reading tu me from “Don Quixote.” Polly turned a page and i 1 up. stopped ng, put her arms about my neck and woke me with a kiss I gazed at her stupidly for a few se “Because I love you," Polly sald, soft! stiph 4.) Ninety: Bank swallows’ lease is almost up on cave-dwellings in sandy | slopes or under beetling cliffs, Swallows are strung along the tele- graph wires as though expecting a message from Dixie. Bobolinke as, “What did you do that fort and pewees, vireos and wrens, thrashers, gracklea, red-winged black- | vecets : birds and purple finches, redstarts, the busy woodpecker and the | WE FANENG BOTT The iN | Mt woman ever loved me before, emall white-breasted nuthatch, all are on the job. Maybe even aj} BUTHERE |) SHE IR, IN TH The Hor WATER IS 1 and su s things about scarlet {anager is rushing the season. HOT WATER ano COUNTRY NEW Too HOT. } n i 1 Ut for her to Look up these little chirpy friends in the Birds’ Who's-Who, and SWISNet THE COLO WATERS: § | laaped her: ld her a hundred times for the {} “the country walk cannot be lonesome or dull. They are guaranteed “Tog COLD | axe Boy and “© rors: coming © Kis ohe hight @tier ine. (heather & {« demonstrate to all comers that, song or no song, the poetry of 1h «earth is never dead. * drunken wretch reeled a and set him on his feet. 1 leered at us sottishly, and and thrust him rudeiy “Come away, quick! gered after us, cursing, until he fell in “That man," Polly said after a few the law say* that while he lives I ma td have fall had T not caught him n drink, He ea his, wrist and trembling, 7 away; the dr suddenly he KP she whispered. [ hur $e ON THE FENCE. HERE is a “bisected voter” out in New Jersey whose predicament is a caution. The boundary line between Newark and South Orange: passes through his house, di- viding it against itself. In fact, it cuts right through the bedroom, so that the distracted man sleeps with his head in one was > 6 6 Oe es ma visit to New uteand lod been away t » Wiimin Del., to Ke ate, but she had postponed | Thad Just returned taken the wate ided to rieans on urgent business. I had weeks. Polly, In the mean time, which she could not unti) after my sty pointed upon reaching t was not there 1 seen me off w ine and had | | promi the pleron my return. Th ture and township and his feet in the other—and he | of the time the boat was due in New York. arly in the morning, I | | is only half a citizen of each. He don’t jevaliaa Fourie a be a4 Puri haatals é know where he is going to vote, if at all. 1 to my room, | t He will be lucky if he escapes two tax bills, one from each munici- 4 q mee ones gies i patity. Mr. Jarr Hits Upon the Lost Art of ae Molt re ares & ykwi is this Jerseyman’s dilerhma, it is as nothing com- my 3 " Bold: aWeay sPemiseny, % Awkward as is this Jersey » it is hing com: n 1 s 1 tin a rou h i pared with the awful situation of thousands of men and women who al essly xtr ac & c was dend! It was a eudden attack of : well on a moral boundary line. ‘They are continually on the fene : ap tes ENCORE: EROS HOLA AS ERS | eth ° : > TENCE) Copyright, 1911, by ‘The Prew Publishing Co, | go for a good time mit the Bleck Hand." place else, that we don't have to hurry) “Reer?" asked Gus innocently, ocean, while I stood at the t steamer and bared my cheeks to the . between duty and expediency, and make a muddle of the most sacred (The New York World), Muller, the grocer, seeing Mr. Jarr|for bums and loafers, how soon we got} “Naw!” snarled Mr. Jarr. $ from the nér late had swept a new-mado grave. if and momentous concerns of life. and Slavinsky In converse, crossed the|a business?" ; |see, you big bonehead, that I am ord. t stay in the ho’ I would not go to the office, I walked tato ‘4 H [ERT IN ee Na re By Roy L. McCardell. street, business for him being slackened, ‘Or suppose @ lady come !n to get 4/ing a quart of champagne? I want m3 iren wer ighing and romoing there; people were passing as : ere is a sad case in the papers to-day. A woman who says she cried Mr, | 84 remarked: piece of gless," remarked the glazier, |right change, too lu ing unconcernedly as bef: How could this be when Polly ‘ PLO, Slavinsky " 1 is by nature pagan, Greek, emotional and radical, is chained in wed- cy Jarr, cheerfully, as he passed | “What is 1t? Who wins the baseball |‘‘fer a vinder, and should say, ‘Oh. Mr.| Gus, somey livided-to-suit |C2@mMpeenship or somebody, Is coming | Siavins) _ vat’ taken aback, drew a had not » me one told them; but I eould n t. I went into the 8 ¥ as Coe cnt ote cen i the little “sto: this piece has got a creck by| glass of light beer for M knowing | I and walked alone where, less (han a year before, Polly and I had taken lock to a man with strict, ascetic, Hebraic temperament,” who is tenant* half shop |40wn the river in @ flying machine?" |the corner!? and I should say, ‘If you) well what he always for, and | our first walk toget 1 sat on the bench waere Polly had often stopped to an “essential monogamist,” and they have a ten-year-old son. of the nelgnbor-| "NO, we were discussing Gus,"" aatd |don’t like ft get out! Do you think you/rung up the nickel In | feed the squirrels, : f y yy | Mr. » “Slav y i 00 | im vi out it] MM ky a hi t | ow I feed the squirre @. Alone I tread the forest paths, and I y 4 . | » wife elle hood's glazier, “'M| Mr. Jarre “Slavinsky thinks Gus too|can run my business? Vot about it| at this potn: 8 walk Now the time has come w hen the wife is impelled by soul-hunger goin’ to. Gus's, | brusque" — that they don't go over on the avenue|and Gus bid him good day politely, n silence where I used to sing. I take no flowers to Polly's grave, for I know to put into practical operation the abstract socialistic theories Come along and} “I didn't say such a thing!" inter-|for the gless?” Ih as ” ag: sk d saluta: | she ts not there, ves she calls to me with Nature's votce. And I am : : A ‘ ; mn Slav! ow “ i i looked at Gus sourly, said “Schnapps avest he n a and in the woods always loved, which her husband busies himself with exploiting intellectually— hare bait CURR OTs MA YInR Rye SCRaE TOA aay VANS: BUA) Our O10: OR" sea. B45 ceaae: Lah Hist BAC AIAOREIRS S08 Nn USASA Re SURO ALAN Mr, Slavinsky,|was that the more money you spend |Jarr, who hadn't been in Gus's so long! Yery shortly. and turned his back on| ~ who was standing |by Gus the more he insults you. Me,|that he felt @ yearning for the place. |"°0h road eeagie dart, a in his dusty door-|1 am going for my schnapps some place |""We shouldn't take him seriously. The|,Bepler, the butcher, came tn next and © i for, though a conservative by instinct and nature, he is a rip- roaring radical by choice and ‘umstance, She is out after an ideal mate, and he is suing for a divorce. Mother-in-law, mean- while, holds the fort at the community bungalow, and looks after the child. The pair have one thing' in common, and that is hatred of pub- way byt a crate of] where I am spoken mit a kindness." |way to do It is to beat him to it. Now,| Gur Smied ne hs See) wa? Plate-glass, ree} Slavinsky 19 right,” said Muller, |I'll drop tn first and you fellows drop $n) axing of aia ¥ fn oe a have, moved his hands |«suppose Schmidt im in his delicatessen |one after another, And as soon a3 Wel nasty, “Walt inl 1 tell yon wey from the lapels of | gore or Bepler in his butcher shop or|get in let each of us, in turn, insult! want, when I'm wood and tea Ms frayed andy am in my grocery and a customer |Gus first.” “Haw! shiny frock coat The May Manton Fashions HE four gored okire ¢hat vhat I d and ready!” Mero iss Muller!" wala Gus 4 comes In and saya, ‘Please to hurry| Mr. Jarr waa the first to enter the) with a relieved look, for Bepl v1 aiv en BAY MECARDELE to answer Mr. ‘ ; ; H : i se ge Magoo TT eon Ueity. And yet, inasmuch as publicity is their bread and butter, not | garr ‘ mit he dill pickles or the veal cutlet| place, He lurched over to the bar,{pointediy Ignoring Mr. Jarr and Sir. gestion of @ panel ’ A ’ a or the can of tomatoes!’ and we shoula|scowling. He never looked at G but | Slavinsky. to say their very breath of li tion they are 7 at front and back te new, This ona ts adapted to all ekirt- ing and ¢o all suiting matertals, and tt oan be made either with 4 high or natural watst line, It gives sicnder effect to the figure, yet 1t tw not xaggeratedly mar- row, ‘The platts oan be stitched to the dopth illustrated or ‘out in you can easily see what a crucl posi-| “Why for stowa T go by Gus’ say to get out the store and go some’ flung a nickel on the counter. asked Mr, Slavinsky. ‘i aced in, ~ -— at aba “Oh, s means all right,’ sald Mr, for sitckers asked Muller. “Put up Jarr good naturedly, “Gus's h nh ba e a ; | your cheater dice. Only I ain't got time ,] it lent, “You know if you were In trou- Memoirs ot a Commu ter }to Ko tom respectable saloon I'd pass | ple you'd go to surly old Gus before up this joint. ICH be pulled, all right, | you'd » to a lot of these sweet and Jan right, sou . si smiley people that take {t all out in | Here he gazed contemptuously at the! spreading tu salves” E fF other customers as though tt was the| Mr, Slavingky understood the idioms ‘elie Cn 0 cou sll wished on or whether thetr mothers|Clientele of the place that accounted Jarr employed tn hin analysis of] ACK to Natare—And Then| Wished on or wnethor their mothers etre, Ov, ie as, the ‘saloon-keeper, more readily Some. The fact remaina that they charged| ‘Boys, vot !s8 the matter?” asked Gus | than he would have had Mr. Jarr been them. If you didn't deal with Theo- |!" Almost sentimental accents. “Did I more choice in his diction HAT Dogwood Terrace would| shiuy Van Syekle, the cer, you|@0 anything? Can't we have a drink on | Bu aybe Gus is a good feller krow upon mo was only one | iy) i i t hatever it 18s? Come, anything fi | ale Now, we chuck dlce, vot? What are you running? A skin Joint | fe day "% ] FRIEND rominds ue that in HE petitioners who asked Mr, Mel- f getting bald Lish Kelly is A n last week to mitigate his air| on swing the example compressor cough to @ sikh h ake, the Prophet /not had any attention paid to them. Elisha in the Bible. He also! What did the mutts expect? observes that ruminating over it the | ’ . y yo four gorea. Th n . He intimated as ai} 2 1° edges : ¥ an eon ek Subs ted Mr, uititude of optimistic Fshavecany clags, ¥ pa Saat ta t sa same thing may happen to us t ‘| yT hes finally rained and the brooks | fy iy! ‘i bay it le: ations that fluttered |™MUCh to mo In our first interviow, | vant! Pleare, We ain't got to live tw san RP Front eae kee to the little boys wio sald, “Go up, old nine eit Slavinsky, “and so sure as Tam in ine ait ts *|1et us be nice mit each other BO ores are cummed fro running again. ‘This ts where|tyouble I go to Gus, But he ain't no |= fom the lps of Hildegarde, {though I must admit that his insinua Daa, Gade’ ona +4 Bald Head, toe frst Elisha. That) R. Jay Walsh made a mistake. In| teiier to go to When you are heppy or| 2%, Uride, while she was drawing me|tions were delicately put, First he} BOG onto the side gotes. {8 the bears got them. As lish i in| his ctrouler telling us we mustn't usel io be hoppy; #0 soon sou might aw weit |£4ateF and more hopelessly within the | asked mo ae Below the etichings We M sireet for Ms dally bread Wel ing water we pay for he eid te|: Vi 90 soon you mist [nets and waps set by H. Leo Squirm,| "Mr. Riddle, do you care to have ai $ Phe Da y ‘gs oe) she edges ere joined ould it more Likely th SONAR eee IC in te tetetan | : was | Peal estater, charge account or run up a bill? | ae gent animals would get hin few days most of his constituenta| PROVERB UP TO DAT And tn some respects tt {8 true that! I asked him to come out on the porch | Gocd Stories a NDUSTRY continues to hum since Mr. | have given him credit for the Dogwood Terrace has grown upon’ me. re the wind was blowing, and when + ‘oie The skint out to the ugha Bae: gern vg age day ar it ta tee Oratathin ne ee Grafting and growing are corelative|1 filled my lungs 1 murmur | ~~ oe pp ie! ne fh pants and shirts cheaper, The wood-|¢Ver known not to do for Greenwich, terms, and if this suburban paradise (I/ “Say that again.’ Batter Up! faced or oa eer slipe ' oe jonally fa high rheto ate "i i pile at the landing 1s being cut, up into ae prev ged into tne high ehetorie| He repeated. Ta ball game bowen two colored teams a rer delting. stove lengths by @ busy gaso! of that super-Munchausen word painter| “Kindly explain the difference,” 1 | ©, Leo Squirm) has failed to graft upon nie wherever and whenever {t has been possible to apply a grafting iron, that | lapse has occurred during the profoundly couple of negrocs got {nto an arguinent aa | to which team had the better second line engine and by there will be no scenery instead of & lazy colored person with a | left in “our beautiful "as town, bucksaw as formerly, Jay Walsh catis tt with tears eee x rr 3 jin his eyes when any one assalls its } 2 notice the little town called! “fair fame" about which he and Jim V Nyack-on-the-Iudac wets its very particular, Not tha oy f ' name into t pa ‘8 because! will be t down a “hil V will be cut down and the hills leve'led Aviator Atwood's en, oe burt while | into the valleys, but goon the plato- hovering o'er it, Wo are mad Co# Cob | crats will heee’ it ferent @oes not fave to rely on accidents for a J inat nothing can be Feoptation, salde “Or possibly you are joking?" | ot at all, sir,” he responded stiffly. | pasem “There ts both a distinction and a dif. ‘ ‘ ‘ ference, When you have @ charge ac-| base.’ eald the ‘snes sic enuhisins a noone s19u8 moments of Wilberforce | cunt you pay by check, When you run!,,. A deals oe nats! ots da, ook ae ri ayy {UP & Dl You pay in cash, When you | fan When 1 loft my aunny (in the back)! nay ny check and the check ds honored] "Yo Harlem flat to juggle milisiones in the! we Know that you have money in the wilderness the notion obsessed me that! bank. Then we treat you accordingl & jonttor was a sort of ne plus ultra) sguppose," I ventured, “that tt should deme excelaior in his line and that the! a4 happen that we pay for things as we ural watet line is Joined to a delt. The side gores are Atted by means of darts. For the medium @ will be required ards of material 2° or 3% yurds 44 nes wide, — the width of the skirt at tower edge te 2% jo'ly now seca a playah at sesond eed in wo high n but the bar+ lind which the selfish rich seek wt man he can’ do nuthin’ but pla riers, when he play bath he dosnt 4 i © Magazine, yards or 2% yards | OME of our iterary conimuters have | (2 Brave th superiority Mead's Point first Janitor had invented the verb “to | per theme” —iieenae Wien the plaits aro j S noted with interest a square tower | 108 60h WOU oar Ane lone More ‘| graft.” ‘Tie not eo. T was roping amid| 1 was all unprepared for tho atartiing True Courage. Pattern No, 70p4 } being built adjacent to the Kn. | fond fallacies of urban nightmare when} change In Mr. Van syckie's demeanor. ae. ne is cut in sizes fof a / becker Press shop in the place c wave pleasure to the passerby, high that {dea took, Turn a Harlem fanitor! iq turned palo and his eyes fairly] *¢] AS had’ deen Tule: Maron, 4, 20, 28, 90, 32 and i ‘ew Rochelle, near here, where G and ugly walls have been raised, and loose In Dogwood Terrace and the union! pulged, Ho reeled and spun about, He ny an P 24 Inch. bust) meas: { P, Putnam's Sons print books -for a the Sound and the tntervening view are polloe fe would round him up before | thrust his long arms wildly tn the alr, w with no regard for | ur Gored Skirt—-Pattern No. 7094, ure, ' thors sometimes, No one knows what |"0 more to be seen from any of the old & magistrate and charge him with i+! then wrang his hands and wept, 1) ee cy gee 1 sbi | ain enannnnnannnnnnnn na AAnRAnnnAnAAARAARAAARAARAARARAR RNR i it 1s for, but the best guews is that it ts | Vantage points. Now the Grand Seigneur centious philanthropy, ‘The surburban| prought him whiskey, brandy and gin nme Sarna) ea) fe nA 1 iil) WVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION to be used us a silo to preserve manu- | “Conyer's Manor" has bought a big | | tradesmen would mock him a3 a lows! and gradually revived him; that i, pare , Lexington avenue and Twenty-third street, or send by soripts in until their authors are dead | chunk of the wild part of the town and down piker who hadn't learned the firs: | tially, He did not recover the uso off Wel what ai he dort all to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO,, 188 B. Twontyethisd street, } enough to well, A silo isan agricultural |{ssued @ proclamation shutting folks letter of his rudimentartes, {all his faculties for a woek, during} tiocks in about twelve seconds bacow t Y, Send ten cents in coln or stamps for each pattern ordered. ; device to keep corn fodder fresh and| out that reads like the things King] “Why did you nickname your wife| ‘To begin with, the tradesmen tn Dog-| which inierv 1 1 had my eyes opened to} a wort.” green. If the guess 18 correct it will be George TT, used to say 1% years ayo. | ‘Circumstances? wood ‘Terrace all wore aristocratic} many things, ist * the first time one has peen adapted to Our citizens of that time pose up and “Because she is something over names, How. they got them I never asy _ Meeraxy DUrposea, Ucked K. G, Now they bopt-lick, — ‘which | have no control,” @ertained, but whether they hed them (To Be Continued.) LIPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always peclly size Wanted, Add two cents for letter postage if in a jerry 4 (t's going some for a big man like Saul Litt Ant # didu't do li Ro, . ' 4