The evening world. Newspaper, August 28, 1911, Page 10

wo The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, August 26, 191{f% © ~~ —— Oprrrererreeneernnnnnnn nnn AAnnAnnAAAAAAAAA AAA AARAAAANAAAAA AAR AAAAAARAAAAR AAA AAA ARR wer cao. | ||A President on Wheels By Rolf Pielke A Parmshed Dally Except Sunday by, th ANOUS SHAW: Pree. and Treas RGOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Sec'y! |" ‘ark Row. Perk Row. Entered at the Fost-Office at New. York as Second:Clans Matt ~ y Gobeeription Rates to The, Rvening | For England, and the Satusticeals World for the United States Countrjes in, the Int “* $3.80 | One Yea :30| One Mont! tees | VOLUME 82. oe ome seeeees NO. 18,269, | THRILLING JOURNEYS, HAPPY ENDINGS. IIRILLS that are not obituarics, and fong-distanco cerials without tragic endings, are peculiarly wel- come as news features. Tho past week ‘has been a lucky one in this respect. On Friday Atwood’s aeroplane furled its tired wings on the esplanade at Governor's Island, New York City, after a wor)d’s record-breaking cross-country flight of 1,265 miles from St. Louis, via Chicago—practically half the distance across tho continent. Bright and early the following morning, Saturday, came the news from Paris that Andre Jager-Schmidt, the Paris newspaper man who has been marking down Jules Verne one-half. by travelling around the world in forty days, and who had shot through New York on the Saturday preceding to sail for Europe on the ewift ocean dachshund Olympic, had arrived safely on French soil on echedule! ‘time-and several hours to the good. Atwood, delivering his message and telling his story to The World, said: “Tt has been a great experience, and one which for the most part I have thoroughly enjoyed. It seems to prove, in my opin- | No. 24.—"‘DON CESAR DE BAZAN.” ON CESAR DE BAZAN was a dashing, down-at-heel adventurer of good family, who had squandered his fortune, wrecked his reputation and was beset by creditors. During carnival week | he wandered back to Madrid, hie old home, and promptly fell into all sorts of trouble. Scarce had he entered the city when he quarrelled with a street rufflan and would have been stabbed in the back but for the intervention of @ pretty dancing girl, Maritana, who averted the blow. Cesar recognized Maritana as a girl he had long ago saved from the insults of a courtier in Bevile. Each was secretly attracted to the other from the first. Soon after Cesar left Maritana he met Dor Jose, his former college friend, who was now Prime Minister of Spain. Ae they were talking, & poor apprentice lad named Lazarillo rushed in, pursued by soldiere whe had orders to thrash him for some petty neglect of duty. Lazarillo begged Cesar to protect him. Cesar interceded with the captain of the soldiers, and was rudely thrust aside, Whipping out his sword he chale lenged the captain to mortal combat. They fought. The captain was slain. | A royal edict made duelting, during carnival week, a capital offense, Cetar was arrested and condemned to be hanged. The dissolute King of Spain had seen Maritana and wished her to adorn his court. He confided hié wishes to Jose, his Prime Jose saw, tn Cesar's arrest, a chance to please the Kng. While Marit as a mere girl, could not, of course, be seen at court, yet wei ; : A Prison lowed with a title it would be a different m ion, that the American. continent can be crossed: by aeroplane, from Marriage. knew that Cesar was a Count. He planned to wed him to ocean to ocean, and that in doing, so the aviator can land eafely al- | most at will.” | Jager-Schmidt cabled’ The World from Cherbourg: “Am delight- ed with my reception.in New-York. Was much impressed by its ac-, tivity and energy.” | The congratulations aro mutual. anes © eee HIGH, BUT WE MUST HAVE THEM. TATISTICS-from Washington show that diamonds, — Q champagne and tobacco were among the luxuries imported into the United States during the month of July in quantities far in excess of similar importations in the same month of last year. Twiee as much of the “fizz” camo in, and the in- crease in diamonds and tobacco de luxe was consid- erable enough to indicate that there must be goad spenders with money | to burn, somewhere, | “Possibly, a8 a corollary,” observes tho statistical philosopher | who connotes these tendencies, “there was a sharp decline in the value Maritana Ju id start for the pl of execution. Abe a ( encumbered with a living husband, ana very willing to marry Cesar, for her hvart was already prisoner, Then Jo: forth to the prison to persuade Thus Maritana w He found M | given to the 1 Cesar, He found the ve Rally with his Jaitors and congratulating hime t he was forever from his creditors One thing alo led Cesar: Hoe did not fear death, bt k from the shame of being Jose now saw his opportunity d that Cesar ohbuld die n front of a file of guns, if he would first consent ‘om A pocketed the pardc waa led bride nor tana 1 Marchioness he had done and arranged to tatroduce his Mafesty F it w e eas er that the a recognized the scene. iad drawn the as though rd bad come in ind the Taking In part a TE TT of the situation at m he pretended Ly and 4 led his name, of art works and books brought into the country. n Cesar de F 1 the King, haughtily. Not if the detectives have the right tip regarding that $5,000,900 | ane ranking: oran" drawled Cesar, “E painting, Leonardo da Vinci’s “Mona Lis »” late of the Louvre in Paris, but which it is confidently asserted “is now in the gallery of the| ———-——~—— SE a Fi oa, Se Aa CEO j millionaire J. K. W. W. in New York.” 5 | king the: doors \@ | nnn Se ee ee Y One ay | should have looked | feet, “you are my King."* | HOW TO TRAIN DOWN HOW TO START A FORTUNE Coke inthe oom wt ° t te Don Cesar, ) {YSTEMS of athletic training, muscular Christianit | rie oat J , mus anity, y eh i : Rein 6 Cvatenclas® “how to get strong,” how to have a perfect figure | JAMES QUINLAN (President of the Greenwich Savings Bank) SAYS: | “T preter t nda,” pleaded C catly, “E have Bo \ and how to reduce the too, too solid flesh, have been | “I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FORTUNES. kali Mga d pretty well covered in the magazines and corre-| “WOMEN HAVE MORE NERVE AND SAVING STABILITY THAN MEN.” y of spondence schoole—but here is a new one. 1 ons f A 210-pound Connecticut football player ie ‘ Sayings o fying for th 4s i mayer, quali | 3 “Many so-called fortunes are useless unless they may 3 “Most times it is not the man with the most money we ying f CHIE INTO 1) ying for the position of centre rush on the Storrs h H ij ivi; i\ bY ‘hers ba she ‘ | reach out to struggling humanity. who has found the good fortune of living, and he | ae , j gricnitural College eleven, was initiated by a local, trainer into the | “Fo: ; is poor indeed, , | Avia i Lf novel and picturesque bossy-cow exercise. The game consisted in oucunesiare unfortunate) antes) they can) do) this: “The way to start a fortune for oneself is to start some } i Jeadingstho Prize college cow, Naomi, over to Rockville and back, a! The weight ote great fortune is certainly not con- worth-while individual along his fortune route— Being the Confessions of t eveuen distancerof eight miles. It looked almost too easy, until at Four Cor- | ducive to happiness, the returns are more than money.” | Handreath Wife. 4 ners theicow-conductor met two Radcliffe Colle i Trans‘ated Row!: ‘ollege girls leading a Rus- WR nrnnnnnerrnnrnennn. Trans'ated By Helen Rowland, slan wolfhound, and—well, Naomi eprinted across country as the | TM 2011, Te Moron Punikdiog Co tng away of money* for various upilte e | LF ew i crow flies, dragging the centre rush through a number of ‘stone me (The ‘New York World), sehe on They help, but not in the full ai GE : : eid Copyright, 1911, by The Presa Potlvhing Co. (The New York World), o B sense Sut for the man who 3 rise GR T oO VP 3 INT . Z a auahter, n Gotha ere ot , and stump fences, a blackberry patch and some ecrub pine lands, and} By Sophie Irene Loeb. | te #ve the boost, the ay busi [1 Ist AND eit Mien : ae at patie Ute Genta: seer itt { | finally pausing for breath in a cranberry bog. Somebody else led | ¢¢] 20 not delleve in fortunes,” says) ME,tNe moment when it 1s flret needed 111s Relient ee Oe eet é 7 Elin RON, Ana they rejoiced exceedingly, i Naomi back home, while the football player followed in a kind farm- eee a re Shp i nit a) Bolles ini bie ‘asheme of (thingies | AGOOHDINGLY: | THERE At 2 petals for he was the “first and ONLY.” ers hayrick. When they weighed him on the hospital ecales it was . acini sin annrise Pipe inna, he talades Ot OPUDR | a a Word 2. allate In athe milla: | SEMNG oA MAN WED. DOI In great haste they gathered the femily together, sayings : A " hat finds ht rings the peace | throps of the The JOP THIS KIND 18 7 § exe e found that ‘he had reduced his weight twelve pounds, He expects to) Le MOFY | that after all you and I and all of us ae “ a ‘willbe fed “WHAT SHALL we name him? : ; find the fall footbalLecrimmages restful by nnicn | {How would youl) are constantly seeking j help himself and extending to ti | And all were distracted, for they covtd think cf nothing Goon President Taft has e prize cow, Pauline, However hae aan SS ak wi en Help Ia Ne ‘ded. no {Moral Mapper of the man’ who A | pyOuGH, . A . ; so both- ee (ae th hen you think that the man who vet belleve in the good fortune | Quinlan, “can do e hex 5 Wainer anche lage ered about the Wiley-Wileon row, and other things, that it way ak te Ae “: nt makes the fortune should distribute r ntted individ i ; retina) QUIEN) oan 89 4) . oh fa ‘ji Apehe i ma) BB te py Pee ee) it 5 a a " J ” i I asked » to give ‘action {ndividually | the savers and on “And why shall he not be called Jos on, 2 , ‘edvisable to offer him’tho suggestion just yet. | anawery for he 16) “well not exactly that perhaps; but [and tn mass ley seem: to iy RICH and will bestow many shekels upon him?" | SECU a ie Dee I do think that there are too many| “Mor instan atter of giving | ec game tha | But at this the mother WAS wroth, and turned upon him, erying: | \ RUSHING T of the eee ee eek ek ie ee ee dats | “yay! For such a@ name would be a stigma and a blight upon Ais | HE SEASON. \ 7 bilo el en ane rld of the careev, and how then shall he ever become PRESIDENT? HEipipes will soon be i f ve S than any o penn Song thin Ne of tormarrow will “But a name that soundeth like unto READY MONEY ts better than a aig sade ye esmiggers the price of | SOPHIE IRENE bank in the United with him re pling falta Lidedg bs written recommendation or an entree into society; yea, even than money ’ » Wheezing, sneezing, be | e Le OI aetna oeeti nar ernie phere ts Peer ct gee ‘itself. Therefore, he shall be called Algernon Reginald Van Schuyler!" all the rage once more, Look out for anow- | he mum in staat 1° ation for a fortune and then ‘ id you advise people to marry ‘And, behold, there was much argument and wrangling, but in the end flakes falling, Girls, get your fur-trimmed lids. | ate has been close. to the pulse deat a aeaare heyy Ae OIE AOFE CE RSSUIUIANAS) ® | hey COMPROMISED, Here's big Bill Edwards calling for snow-ro- | oth from « humanitarian | Zk of ake peaks | And the babe was calle? ALGERNON REGINALD VAN SCHUYLER moval bids, TO) and pen yed ov ele that) ow MONEY WHO HAS INI 1, | Woman’ Share in we us ae, | Smith, ‘ seemingly he knows whereof he speaks. RC ee nly would," a Mr, re 11 his after life, ver HEARD his name. Darn up the Christm stocki 4 | He kes to shine in the melight nk W uve helped | Yet, in all his after life, he never HE pile with logs, ere Santa Sigs con ia POO Die th Areplace Mad exnheamenoni ieee ik pian | y ta the. tact toward that} For his mother called him “Anget" and his father called him “Bub,” ‘iv Mh a es, a mes knocking, dressed in his Are- | unassuming manser gives you But his schoolmates called him “FRECKLES.” ( ogs. the Impression thet you have Inspired lers where a the tho} in tie dane And, when he had grown to be a youth and had entered college, he wae st there Known as “Goat” among his friends and as “Goggles” and “the Dub" among ‘wo can | his enemies. | Lo, he went forth among the maidens of the tand, and those who found | him phasing called him “Algy,” but those who found him @ bore called Mm 8. THEY |"a1ISTER SMITH.” THE RISK: | And, when he had married one of them, she called him “Darling” in The almanac says August—we all know what that means, The merry date when the presses wait for the Christmas magi ‘azines, | ot my add! | the age person, You know t J eruc peta }MR put th Va. oT A Unanimous Choice. TUNE 4, | official imes of peace crd “Honey Bou" when she necded money and "YOU!" when Another Dridge Crush Idea, the fellows the poltce should got ULES ‘TO THE Pret we She ane | sho was wroth, ; To the Editor of The F and send to Jai’, If this w, bey be NO, I DO NOT w | Behold, children were born unto him! And unto As face they catled te poten ena® please toll me where ldisordar would stop at the briggn “y(OU GIVING. T . No alo, W 8 nom: | HOLD ON TO ETE GREAT GAS [him “Daddy.” but when his face waa turned away they calles Mm “The ¢ police offver at + ‘ooklyn Bridge | peirac pri NG OF PHIt crept Nb AR TISH OW - a secures his authority to discriminat “ peng Af thia was taken to court a Fea ee nage, | T pret ACCUMULATING PROFITS. WHERE | Governor" and the “Oid Man, tween men and women and permit wo-|be stopp va OF Hi Sth police would | mnnoOry IN THE 1 ued LT MAN IN THE SAME PO-| In his office and among Nis underlings he was vartousty styled “The Men to seoure seats in the cars while! been doing, aa no luw-ats Préaited p CARRL e smothered in |... el “Donnerwotter!” excaned the te of | WOULD HAV ROWN | Bogs," and “The Main Squeeze," and “Hia Nida.” But Me STRNOG- the men muat stand aside? Tam not|oan’ be dlscebmineyyt ae ieee ied REACHES AS T-Sh ae Abas, { - cela Fe Tig ceetitty |RAPHER called him “a tear old THING." MEAN Sia 90 AOC OS eur Oniner|mmanner If he has the price 10 chde In| eadne ety tee,” wieon ne Now, it came to pasa that he ran for OFFICE, satnet the fair qx. On the con-|a public conveyance con We dn irather a hindra thored voice a Jane : rt he rejote ! trasy, I thin we men should show | poration which hos recoeee Oy 8 of | what 1 wish : Heal ma elated one or two In And in his heart he rejotced, saying? * hem all the courtesy possible. Never-|chive from tho city; that ts ran: | who bas aca 1 . ante oe a Aspositors. w : “Behold, at last J shall see my FULL name dn print, And tt shall cover theless, 7 fail to understand what right |be te omyiriy, Wha tay o Sap es | saey. even 3h Cossanisa: Til era fee me with glory!" atice official ‘has to compel any or- a ne ' ——————— eRe 1 ow ‘i derly man who possesses five cpnts to U @& RK. [cente-yot if this man ts able 1 | Seana Thief Had to Tel PT RCMMAE. Ot Bee pl me ney al 2 hag Rera UCHVEDA Wale. Aiws De. Sint, 4 ; ath that ambnaucnva dul Hotel | | anything else, Yor the names which THEY vere : fiand aie who others eecure rents, |, ,0Nery far oa New Yorkers, | 80 tt 4 ; on) Hammock Was Too Sma’. | wpry oe y Winn sonine Pi eslemiatane Partha ealnes wie THEY colled him were more terrible then @ the : 4 some who came there after ho os @ Hrening Wort founded a fortune th \ ‘ a ‘ * ; |reet, | Wil somo old-time Now Yorker kindly | t * NO Tristimen had just arrived from the old | : hed te; ing eome time, Most of W Yorker kindly a rotumna ev try, and were riding for the first time | “on Then In his wrath he rent them asunder and fell upon hi apace Mme reset areas | nee. an argument, which is as| “It 18 a continuo eg ‘ wv RM Be Rn Rath Ph pon his knees, ory. this kind wer ‘Yes, tt !s a fine fortune, but the dt wet . follows: A says that the present sito 0 pays the dividends on 4g fo 18 to some to their familtes | stiis Hotel No, 1 Koltuates at Blessiee ite 4 an ple, Ot yas possible and I fail to see) and Thompson streets) was once ea useless, By this 1 mear why any one under the gun can force|“Depauw Row,” and Ba \ ne him to stand aside for others it they | catied “N: @re acting in an orderly manner. ‘This right ing out: “Verily, verily, what IS tna name? Fora man by ANY name wilt da a Mt was| great fortune to possess a fortune of | sas ‘apoleon Row." Now, which is, this k . and where did such names origi- | this end—aly, 1 Pat, avd whot moight be ail the trouble | to) If cultivated toward | ¥P, there?” yelled Mike wie But his wife comforted him, saying; “Be of good cheer, my Beloved, Thad several very fine hams stolen,’ wire, and I'm after trring to climb into | said Mr, Bryan in'e low whisper; “but lease don! ap the real) 194 t4y BULL NAMB, tn all ite glory, shall appear upon thy TOMBSTONE" does not appl : 8 blest indeed, the hammock, but the dom thi r 1, any one. ¥. y n't | reward that they had from the bee |/2" ‘iy ' o pon thy TOMBSTONB}' v7. 0 sowsion, - Thoee, org: mater AL DEPAUW, |. "No, I do not mean any silly throws presen: 2 ee eyed culmea tsi tay Mog 1 Weshungion “Harkey” ‘ust ' sinning hoped tor." es i ae | Selah, epee eee