The evening world. Newspaper, August 16, 1911, Page 13

The Evening World Daily Magesines YOO OO OOOOOUOK DOOODDOODHDODSHNG YOON 1GDHDHHHDHHHDHDHHDIVOIGOHDHIDDWODHTHOODHDOGHHGHSG POO OO COO OOOL OODOGDOSS OOOOHOHOHSDOYDHOOSDSOGHGHOHSDQHI|DDOHDSOI|SILSOHOD|SIN©OGHOSDHOOO OOOOGHONO oe DBQDOHGOSO|GH®HGHONOHONGDH9OQGHODOOSHO HOH GOST/1DSHDOPOHIOHHDSGHOHOSSSOOSO VS must view with pride the recent growth and enterprise of Montopolts, Among | other improvements I think I can Promise that the town will now &e pro- vided with @ live, enterprising news- ag Hempel Story of a Man Who Was the “Do ye know the name on that cand? > asked my caller, interrupting me. Ori al ow, id ” re) “It is not a famillar one to me,” T | sald. gin anderer,” Or: he clent vest Nn Wepyrignted by Doubleday, Page @ Co.) col F leaf of some book of Journ (Fo be published in book form afier Sept 13) | Stains and patches and the work of| brown and Mimsy with age. | Sun and rust were responsible for the) The heading of the page was The! op goin ‘twas of the Imperor Ni 0 tell ye. I struck inte North Pole down to corner in Patagoni ig? jn the bargain be Cireus ‘Masta , and it was | ted the depths of his an. | was, fxion; that his name ts Michob Ader or {And that when the Messias was con- d demned by Pontius Pilate, the Roman and I p The saffron rays of the de- and I remember that ther Clining sunlight filtered through the A faint odor like alos cornstalks in Micajah Widdup's garden- y rh of leather; . patch, and cast an amber glory upoa | (! of museums. president, He paused to rest while bear. ™Y paste pot. And then T reacked for @ pad and] Oe Hs cross to the place of ecru T at at the editorial desk in my non. |Peticil, for business is business, and] "tin before the door of Michob Adet rotary revolving chair, and prepared | Visita of the oldest inhabitants are ea.| 4 The shoemaker struck Jesus with his ¥ editorial againet the oligarchies, cred and honorable, requiring to be| fet. saying: ‘Go; why tarriest thou’ The room, with its one window, was|*ironicled aa pein Gore Wink Coed Cae Iready a prey to the twilight. One by Fea, Gir” T Onde. | ee tnirehy coe teennt tmary eave 3 ie, with my trenchant sentence chair, but—you | a ae Gas be he rnthn Ma lad pped off the heads of the political. TE RE Daa lives Deve, Hot ar a ae ee ie homacterniir armas Bis | havo Not met many of our citizens.” [every hundred years he falls inte a fit ondered what Mrs. Flanagan was go-|, 1, tutned @ doubtful eye upon his| or trance, on recovering from which he ° he * 8°" | dust-stained shoes, and concluded with | finds himself in the same state of youth gs to have for supper. a newspaper phras in which he was at the time of the “" of the um 1, ‘of smokin’ ft a chance not always wandering. Sure, the spice of our p thelr bein’ forbidden.’ AMM for what, anys 1, the Tmperor, ‘of predo Then in from the dusky, quiet street th resid Crucifixion, being then abou t Wed! Caan ee tke here drifted and perched himself upon I tal ws bc sll years of ace. ibs sstad hee Xn ray corner of my desk old Father Time's! "sy visitor fumbled in @ie ralment,|. ‘Such is the story of the Wandering , M3 ; ye well kno unger brother, drew forth @ eaiied card pad benses| 76 told by Michob Ader, who re- 4 “And then T sets down and His face was beardiess and as gnarled jit to me. Upon it was written in plain | lates”—- # an English walnut. I never saw|put unsteadily formed charactere the| Here the printing ended. lothes such as he wore. They would | name "Michob Ader.” I must have muttered aloud something ve reduced Joseph's coat to a mono-| “I am glad you called, Mr. Ader,” 1|to myself about the Wandering J lor rome, said. “As one of our older citizens you eee man spake up, bitteny and ti C iaccgelcati joudly. “Ye have my name on the cart ye YOY MUST NOT -iThe Jarr Family ALLOW “YOURSELF hold; ny hi = . a per they. Cail ‘Tho ‘Turkish Spy” teat Wesun ttn Mr. Jarr Doesn’t Know Yet Whether He Is Fromoted or Out of a Job. id the Imperor tel There has already been a decided r action in favor of Judas Col. Burr and thi THIS 15S THE AGE Signor Nero, ‘This te the age of white- OF WHITE WASH - Poppaea, a ciilbrated wash, You must not allow yourself to become downhearted.”” Unknowingly, I had struck @ ohord. The olf man bditnkad belligerentiy through hia sentle tears, ““ie time,’ ‘he sald, “that the iare be doin’ juatice to somebody. Yer his- torlans are no more than a pack of old women gabbliin’ at a wake. A finer | man than che Imperor Nero niver wore | NY won { whatever at the burnin’ of | nan, of wi news when I stepped into | OWN HEARTED on the ith gay of June in | ay @ chap of only a thousand or) But no, mo-it would not do. #8, Just as T rave caited upon |gq.0 Oe AP OF Only 1 was trying to think of some con- | “Our venerable caller relates with|versational subject with which to in- i iaid down my pencil amd pad. | pride that George Wash—no, Ptolemy |‘erest my visitor, and was hesitating | Clearly it would not do. Here was an|the Great—once dandiei him on his| between walking ‘matches and the item for the loca! column of the Bugle | knee at his father's house.” ovens age, when the old mai that would not do. ‘Uncle Michob says that our wet| began to weep poignantly and dis- 2Co. | the bate , fragments of the imponstble th ‘i tressfully, ; bse Stee ie vated Mra, | “Per#onal” began to fit through mr | he aneenaes tat eaten tee ene “Cheer up, Mr. Ader," T sata, @ little well known char- witch to entertain th a8 me suspicion perv TS. | convertionalized brain: around Mount Ararat when he was ajawkwardiy; “this matter may blow jacter, In tnim days they had rayrpect | duct this novel occupauon Jarr. Shy i “ s By Roy L. McCardell, | 73r%,, {ihe forced @ smile and eald, with | “Uncle Michob 1s as apry on his legs | boy” — over in a few hundred years more ‘fora man that lived forever, with great auc A plainly 4 Covrright, 111, by The Pres Publi (The New York World), Rome. Imperor well, for age may be taken f6r two swered with the! “yt wasn't Mr. om, information that] the matd. Misa Mudridge Jarr, either," replied “It was the same gentleman SAYINGS OF MRS. SOLOMON shopping, reste, or attends Dewtldering designa; yet there seemeth but little choice among them. Now, a damsel came unto me saying: phone!” said Mr#.| eufficiently to leave a parting sting. Jarr, with some! “Teil Miss Mudridge,” she sald, ‘that asperity. she left that package of letters Mr. Sil. After a lon8|ver wrote her before he jilted her at “Behold, I would MARRY. “Yet, hi f . a all I choose wait, the mald re-| our house. And I want to know what dol y ‘OY Lb. turned to thelr enall do with then, a MATE! For 1 know FOUR men; and one is a thing of beauty; and one MYCARDELL = suariage end of! And as she walked away ahe said to| ‘8 @ human moncy bag; and one is a genius; and one {1s a man of ‘char- the telephone and informed Mrs. Sarr herself: acter,’ unto whom I can LOOK UP. Yet my heart is divided amongst them. that Miss Mudridge said that she] “1 know what I'll do with them. I'll Then I answered her, saying: writer in t Chicago Tribua: For @ poor man sometimes cleaveth unto his wife because, having paid acquireth the wherewithal to buy Two automobiles, he shall peradventure|**rvants are incompetent, ” ake hit i take a different route, which shall exd in a domestic SHASH-UP: reggaeton egpert condemned to serve ail the days of thy life as a human PICTURE FRAME, use begging me to help her entrap sly. is more stylish and less expensive. For, verily, verily, like unto all the REST of us, thow shalt accept bundly Miss -—, nows, I get very I continuéi Mrs, Ja 1 to her w eo my own le enjoy-| better out and look for another job,"* in homes of moderate mea hought of sting-|moted. If there isn't—well, you leave it] from a fourth-floor window on to a& things to sa to ME!” | {friend and was picked up laughing. Hiss Mudridge tsn't hone,” said the With joy—and often an intruding guest, I watch’d her secret toile from day to day~ find time for church work, But it was only at his usual hour that “She had an e ent called in about half an hour age sly injured. She strangely for Silver oomner nt, mum, A) Jorr's nose, while the tears rolled down! was sei er | his cheeks behavin * answered the! “Robber! Villain!’ erled M flowers, blue maid, “and she was already ning pag Sensa.| Arrested for anwi And there I witness'd, in the summer|to string beads. The large and amail and waiting for him Through your mach-|J#mes Macterlinck ~ oy ON maracas wooden beads In #lx different colors cost ‘Oh! Mr, Silver ts back in the ety?” ly woman I ever loved | J010r 1) taxed abode. remarked. ln reply. Why de you say my bathing suit) “Johnny Noble wears awtunly|> brusd of Nats Nm about 49 cents a gross, and may be entured Mrs. Jarr to an inquiring (one, arvied your boss in Yonkers the teanun dogeaan atatnattoen: funny?” flashy clothes.” Glad’ ts the sunshing and the laughing | ##¥"S On fine wires and bent into nue “Tt wasn't Mr. Silver, It was a very yhat are Yonkers?’ asked Mr. Jarr.|‘the Judge: “Stand down. London ‘brevity is the soul of| “I wonder if that’s why the hotel! © «x merous queer shapes, Paper outting ts ( ferent party from Mr. Silve: It was an old gag, but it came in pat. | Sketch | wit. crowd say he’s a shine” | JOHN CLARE. [another good amusement, whtcn daciudes “Them Was me Happy Days!” “ovsright, 1911, by The Pross Publishing Co, (The New York World). WHY 17 miGhT Be ) \HaT miaaT i Ppa) 2oomia OE FRIT THe Manager Ham ANDY Bolone I tame Be, SPM) SAI So MBE Vou mont we Nou was SJIMMN 2 Hain! Tar Certanis [ REmemoer one Tine Sounds FAMILIAR! | GoT A FRIEND, Mimnd Was SET Astee MAME ©° dIMMY ~ HA! HAS HAL MAKES AGU A TREE VTA His Me. THINK oF Him! LITTLE STEWED i Mov OPEN R 1 SNEAKED! Toon! ? Ant BROINGER GET | PRUNE OF A WART! Halal MY! Ue @& PUT A WANOFUL OF _—ae SMBIZ TAKER {Bo UIE, WAS BOYS TOGETHER ~ LAW. REO PEPPER on His Torove Bur iT AT a ‘AGO Us D Kier Him agounds! G& GWE Hirh a SMASH IK es li « SiR Ben EN EATS ets Tye Ea ~ HALRA'HA! \STano on oun) Hum) | Spoze Ive Golo Ger) BH Jos. Ive Toucneo every BooyY 1 courd REACH Q ft ANT Seen Jimmy FOR A Week | Gee! This Looks Geop- Warten - Men of Fine APPEARANCE AND Goov ADORESB~ LL Go yRouno & See That. WELL , Do You Tana Vie AnsweR ? Wednesday, August 16, 1911: wm =O. HENRY’S LAST AND BEST SHORT STORIES | mt t the Appian Way, on the night of July) ‘'‘All in ene day,’ the 16th, the year sixty-four. Thad just! ‘she pute wp new lace windy-curtains stepped down by way of Siberia and Af-|in thb palace and Joins the ghanistan; and one foot of me had a| co society, frostbite and the other a blister burfed | a smoke [ must be after sneakin’ out bit blue from doin’ patro! d diversity. On his coarse shoes was the | Turkish in old-style type; the print somebody aing out, ‘Ie that you, down 1 PART I. |dust, conceivably, of @ thousand|/ng upon it was this Michob? | leagues. “There ls a man come to Paris in this} | “Over ag'inat the wall, hid o SAT an hour by sun, in the | 1 can describe him no further, except} Year 1645 who pretends to have lived ja pile of barr and old dry- editor's room of the Montop- that he was little and weird and| these sixteen hunared years, He eays | | boxes, was the Imperor Nero w olis Weekly Bugle. I was the I began to estimate in cen- {Of himself that he was a shoemaker tn | |togy wrapped around hie toes, amo editor. |turies when 1 aw him. Jerusalem at the time of the Cruci- | @ long, Wack sexar ‘Have one, Michob? @ays he. the Imperot Have ye ever heard, Michob,’ says! and rubs mo foot that ts frosted, | #0 mo about it. It iF seems that since I passed that way be fore, the Imperor had mandamused the he had walked familar, Impress wid @ divorce sult, and Mis A Profitable New Career for Women It 1s the women of moderate means her Dille, he can afford to go nowhere ELSE than home; but when he] who do thetr own housework, or whose Wasn't up yet, wouldn't arise for some! keep them and all the foolish notes #h “ “Then,” cried the maiden, “there {3 but one left which I may wed; | playroom, it should be conéucted by one “ and wuegeated that Mrs, Jarr| wrote ME; too! T'll hold someting aver Go to, my Daughter! J eharge thee wee not on Adonis, lest thou de} of CHARACTER, unto whom I can LOOK UP!" of the older children, ‘The entertainer’s call up several hours later. the head of Missy!” duties would then @ommence on the 1 a her sadly, sighing: 0 ae ininx!” cried Mrs, Jarr, as ahe| She returned home and later on ealled|and to dwell forever in fear ahd trembling. 4n4 I enewere ohild’a arrival and cease with ite exit Wh Mp th telephone rec relver. “After| up Mr. Jarr. “Lo, she that weddeth a Caliban dreadeth not lest OPHER women shall 'Yea, verily! Yet I charge thee do all thy STAR-GAZING before! trom her house, % did for that girl, too! Time was Do you know where Clara Mudridge wrest him from her; but she that “the for his “fatal fascti marriage. For, AFTER marriage, thou canst look up to ANY man only| One wishing to ge into the work ex- hat she'd be on that telephone day ked Mrs. Jarr. Ud ; marry nan for ie “fetal fascias) standing at the foot of the stair! tenstvely might have cards printed or kind night peste the life out of me, * sald Mr. Jarr, “I do!" tion,” shall peradventure DIVORCE him for the same reason. v 9 written @omewhat in the following vhen sho t hanging around this e is she?” asked Mrs, Jarr ‘Nay, if thou desirest a parlor ornament, get thee @ poodle dog, which “Yet, let not thine heart be troubled concerning whom thow shalt wed.| manner: poor Mr. Sliver, Now whe's lost him # run off and married the boss," - , hich PROPOSETH unto thee. Chia Entertainer. f than ah an "| “For a thing of beauty is not ALWAYS a joy forever—around the|THAT one whic! } Bie bh e. Further than ¢ pli r evety He’ is 4 putas hicband eat Goren theatre | Miser yale Hie rvdel Oa house “Alas, @ husband is Uke unto a cotillon favor, which cannot de chosen,| Hours: 9 to 12 A. M. and 2¢to 6 P. af. id takes eves at him! ¥ can see her!| married Miss Mudridge and won't be at] “Above all, I charge thee, wed not a GENIUB, for of such is the| Thou must only take what thou GETTEST, and strive to ‘look pleasant’ AdGrese “L might have gone myself! Good-| the office fdr several days, I guess I'd! Kingdom of Incompatibility. about {t!” Selah. Th hould be delivered personally putting] “You come home and tell me all about there are children of the right ages. wise el tun amar ant intake) British Humor. | Splash! Splash! Splash! |__The Thrush’s Nest. [icons scuamtet rm momar, “ ITHIN & thick and apreading mae and this is the thanks I get! For-| “rll have plenty of days off. Off the vey Te ape eneae hae) heen hawthorn busi Last eH pl Bigs Ge escran ‘wn ely, 1 can rust any: Hustasid) put, payroll, I mean," replied the doletul | That overhung @ mole Bill) ye you ay eal be the means of in: de. eat mistake in{man, “He don’ e , re sree a man, “Ho don’t Ike me. He thinks| 4 witesden man has made an aero-| large and round, creasing your business for you, Women hrowing him in the way of a bold girl| she's the taxicab bi I heard, from morn to morn, a merry Pele ere a a plane out of a wheelbarrow for his| : 4 Who belong to cute and sodetiog Wal t : Don't talk silly!” replied Mrs, Jarr.| Pam out | thrush be intorested in your cards, aa will also Shortly after noon, she put on her hat} “if there's a grateful atom In all Clara ay Sing hymne to sunrise, whtle I @renk| ministers, who would hall an oppor and went arou Miss Mudridge.; Mudridge's body she'll see you get pro-| 4 pootmaker at Loughborough tenl| the pound t nd@ all the way tunty of aiding their parishionera to and Mondays will probably be found to be the beat days, ag all women who xrinning Who answered Mrs.) Mr, Jarr twok his hat and shut down} Dr. Makow, an eminent Russian! How true she warp'd the moss to form © Sare's ring at the Mudridge door, “she's | his ai selentist, has made a discovery of enor-| Pobythong do their awa werk wi appreciate, it gone out.” s he ¢ sorrot enor set |Mous importance to the medical prote age val you @re married and have ehiiéren oi T called, her up this morning and shel from Gus's si or, It was Mr, Jaok| sweiing home with. " P And by ‘and by, ike heath bells gilt] 2® °F @reat beneft to your enterprise, sent word by you that she weuldn’t be] giver disguised as a chauffeur acne Mee tenes oe oom | wiki, caw, There are hundreds of good ways of up for some time Mr. Bilvev stuck his ut under Mr.lerately’ collided with a motot There jay her shining eggs, as bright|ntertaining children. You could read stories (0 the older ones while the Ink spotted over shelly of green and|smaller ones were building houses with #, toothpicks, &0. All children like ») WOU OOOO. NEGA oro I was, gaged, widout riferences, housekeep- Rome, up| er jays the Imperor, ti-tobac- nd whin I feels the need of nd [ was/to these piles of lumber in the dark’ “So there tn the dark me and the the Last} Imperor stay, and [ told him of me and bein’ | travels, And when they say the Im- péror wae an tncindiary they Me. ‘Twas that night the fire started that burnt dark as | the city. ‘Tia my opinion that it began pitch over the way, and then [ heard | from a stump of segar that he threw ong the boxes, And ‘tis a lie | that he fddied. Ie did all = could for mt among | six dave to stop it, sir.” now T detected a new flavor to 8 Mr. Michob Ader. Me had not been "| myrrh o> belo | ametiod. The emanation we worse stl, of low cow fort that small hamortes jman ine by clothing the graye and of Bellin’ |roverana things of legend and history Hin the vulgar, al frippery that for a certain kind of wit sob Ader a& an impostor, clalm- ing nineteen hundred years. and’ Stayin his part with the decency of respectable i I ¢; but as a tedious Ss whiskey ; ‘do ye |i smoke be night in dark places widout | even a cinturion tn plain clothes to | ® attend ye? posted mi thoughts, he suddenly shifted hie Ke: "You'll excune me, sir." he whined, ‘but sometimes I get a litte mixed In Meee to |my head. Tam a very obf man; and ft is hard to red everything takes off| I knew that he way right, and that I nuKd not try to reconcile lim wit man history; #0 TL asked for news oncern ing: er ancients with whom (To Be Continued.) age, who paper dolla for ihe Mttle girls, Colored @ room in! papers—red, orange, yellow, green, plue, may con- | stoet 4nd white—tive inches square, 1. a business | tended for kindergarten cutting, cost 15 furnished | cents a hundred sheets. me room without @ carpet ts the best for] There are cards stamped with designs RS. JARR went to the seen vete “How stupid of me! I forgot Mr Jerr =o tho purpose. and perforated for little ones to be and called up Clara Mudri¢ was to call for her first in the automo- Children to ght years of] with oflk. TI . M Paes MaGAeGe | wale Jeet Ghee Mldren trom four to elght y ollk. They cost % cents a hundret or three|for the small size, Coarse embroidery houra at a time while the mother goes) silk may be bought for 10 cents a spool to special in all bright colors. ‘Twenty-five large ; that brought her home last night and neien owland home duties requiring her undivided needles cost 10 cents. Cheap pad paper ‘ You bi ‘aed ho gave me a@ five-dollar tip. Oh, I for- By R jacinninniniaannneiialas tention, For this eervice five cents an|unruled may be used to Gee on tit ou te got! I wasn't to say a word!” hour could ve charged. Have definite | colored crayons. Slates and blackboard ive Mrs, Jerr, ve F But Mra, Jerr, tour oti curious pops eae ae ce ais Oo, bn prertiong “verily, verity, @ woman cannot subsist happily ALL her daye upon hours shen the ebtieren may come may, Jare aleo @ fascination. The dlackboar +} felt relieved. was evident that Mr. y Daughter, how shalt thou select a husban visi ind moonbeams, and tantrume, and raredite, and temperament, | from ® to 12 in the forenoon and in the | would alao be valuable to you to ke: mono, and come] Jarr was not implicated in any more IONE, Oi ' f afternoon from 2 until 6 o'clock, When 4 down to the tole-| automobile scandals. She felt recovered For they come im assorted materials and | gng table a'hotes, nay track of the children’s names and en into consideration that ten ” oe “And, lo, when ‘the pill collector cometh in at the door, love flyeth| or nitteen children enay de entertained Rein Fasten oo tha wale Lapadegee out throught the ekylight. at one time as easily as one, you canlee stories about. There ns many “Moreover, @ MILLIONAIRE (8 not always a matrimonial PRIZE.| "6 that the work would pay, gays @ who will @ child ts from thia ne where Saturdays \