The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1911, Page 15

Worid Dail ©OOODHHH®HHHOIWOHOOH ¢ Magazine, Thursday. August 10, OODHDGHDHHEGHOHODOGOOGHODDHOOINS, NO OO.OK DOODOGOGOOGUOHHGOSHOSG WODOOOOOGHHODOPDGOHDGOOGOHF GOHDOHGHGIGDHOGDFGOTGHIGYHOOSGS 1H 40: ©. HENRY’S LAST AND BEST SHORT STORIES | 1OGIOODHONVHNISIOHOOONOGOTTOVGADDGD bE WODIGHEOGOOTOSOOSS é Next, Jacob aelected pA best en-)sented the Y. M. C. A. of his native;day and gave her heart to the grocer’sy To be explicit, Annette McCorkle, the there's any money mixed up with my; “That's out o’ steht, Kid." oni he J NI IN Gowed college he could up and| town with a $10,000 collection of butter-| young man. The receiver thereof was] second hovsemala, who deserves a par- | looks, such as they are. That's fale, | “My name {a Cella, if you please,” said presented it with a $200, 000 laboratory. fies, and sent a check to the famine|at that moment engaged In conceding herself. Annette ised | Now, 1 want you to lend me one of] the whistler, dassiing ma with @ three . os The college@did not maintain a eclen- | suffers in China big enough to buy new immortality to his horse and calling | large numbers of romantic novels h | your ¢ and an apron, Annette. inch smile. ; ° tifle course, but it accepted the money !emerald eyes and diamond-filled teeth|down upon him the ultimate fate of the|she obtained at @ free public brary ‘Oh, rehmatio cried Annette.| ‘That's all right. I'm Thomas Mo- and bullt an elaborate lavatory instead, | for all their gods. But none of these] wicked; so he did not notice the trans.|brarch (donated by one of the biggest “I see. Ain't It lovely? It's just like| Leod. What part of the house do you a ‘which wae no diversion of funds ao far| charitable acts seemed to bring peace/ fer, A horse should stand still when|caliphs in the business). Sho was ‘Lurline, the Left-Handed; or, A Button-| work In’ 1 c as Jacob ever discovered. to the caliph’s heart. you are lifting @ crate of strictly new a's sidekicker and chum, though | hole Maker's Wron T'll bet he'll turn| "I'm the—the second parlor maid.” 4 we faoulty met and invited Jacob) He tried to Ket & personal note Into| laid exgs out of the wagon. Aunt Hensetta didn't know It, you may | out to be « count. | “Do you know, tne “Falling Waters t ; to com re his benefactions by tipping bell-boys| The grocer's young man was alim|hazard « bean or two. There was a long hallway (or “ No,” sald Colla, “we Con’ ; I he Romance of a New ¥ or. aree. Before eending the invitation | and waiters $10 and $2 bills. He got] and straight and as confident and easy | “Oh, canary-bird seed!" exclaimed An-} as they call it In the fund | anybody, We got rich too station ; : they e@miled, cut out the C, added the| well snickered at and derided for that|in his movemen' the man th the | nette. Ain't it a corkin’ ation? | of the lonela) with one wide latticed, |1% Mr. Spraggins aia.” ” Proper punctuation marke and all was! by the minions who accept with respect | back of the magag You @ heiress, and fallin’ in with running along the rear of the house, "Il make. you, acquatmted.” sata ortune hat oul nr "t weil, gratuities commensurate to the gervice| new frictionte him on sight! He's a sweet boy, too. | ‘The grocer’s young man went through| Thomas McLeod. “It's « strathepey—« : . performed. He sought out an ambitious and above his busin Hut ho ain't! tnis to deliver his gooas. One morning | first cousin to a hornptpe.” and talented but poor young woman,| his head, and his suspoctible Hke the common run of he passed a girl in there with shining| If Cella's whistling put the plecolos 1 e Lost. nd bought for her the star part in al colored and curly, and his grocer's aasistants. He never pays no | eyes, sallow complexion, and wide, amil-| out of commission, Thomas McLeod's jew comedy. might have gotten | face looked like one that smiled. attention to mi |ing mouth, wearing @ maid's cap and|surely made the biggest flutes hunt ; rid of $50,000 more of his cumbersome deal when, he wi “Riches*—— began Annette, unsheath.! apron, But as he was cumbered with a thelr holes. He could actually whistle ; - bas bass. ‘ ‘ (Caprrigtt, 1010, by Doubletay, Page & Co.) vs When he stopped Celta was ready to PART I. ciate ear gente tee | Sore ne? i Aare oe re a a and dusted and fumigat ar. - é ; HE great city of Bagdad-on-| rived at its ultimate stage of untainted ore consctention.” ald other than that she was one of the maids and on to the ferry-boat of the Charon ; the-Subway 1s caliph-ridden. | spotiess checks in the white fingers of! ‘Ja.o ignored the Lati But on his way out he came up behind | Hine " Its palace, basears, Kkhans| his private secretary. jor je Latin, but the brick and she was whistling “Fisher's “I'M be around to-morrow at 10.15, 4 pleasantry was not too hard for him. | sald Thom ith some spinach and and byways are thronged| Jacob bullt @ three-million-dollar | There was no mandragora in the hone Hornpipe" #0 loudly and clearly that all 2 4 r with Al Rashi@e im divers Boor on @ corner Jet fronting on Ne orary draught of learning that he had | the piccolos in the world should have |@ on Geartlon” aA what-you-calt-it,” { disguises, seeking diversion and vic- avenue, city of New Bagdad. and! bought. That was \! *|aald Cella. “I can whistle @ fine sec- , time for thelr unbridied generosity. Lt lH BR topped ana |OOk” ' man topped an : zee can scarcely find a poor beggar| 5 mantle mma of philanthropy en ry cap until It hung on : hom they are willing to let enjoy his| under his collar, tied it in @ neat four his collar button behind, (To Be Continued.) spoils unsuccored nor a wrecked un-|in-hand, and became @ licensed harrier “ae I . fortunate upon whom they will not re| of our eet "It 1 could cee om , shower the means of fresh misfortune.|- When lt yt gg ty aa fe ; You will hardly find anywhere & hud-liarge that the butcher sctually senda| mecy Or Wat! Gone for em tt would , Gry one who has not had the opportunity| him the kind of eteak he orders, he Y BR phage? "\ to tighten his belt in gift libraries, nor @ peor pundit who hes not biushed at the holiday basket of celery-crowned ture taken for magazine articles. Any- how, Jacob was one. But, instead of dollar or two in @ side proposition now and then and at forty-fve was worth Jacod retired from active y e@ income of a Csar was stil, rolling in on him from coal, tron, real estate, oll, railroads, manufactories and corporations, but none of it touched Jacob's hands in @ raw state. It wae a compare just | the eyes of needles with Lb A ia “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!’ By Clarence [,. Callen. funds to inetitutions and eocieties about satisfactory as dropping money into @ broken slot machine,” facob followed his nose, which led begins to think about his soul's salva- tion. Now, the various stages or classes of rich men must not be forgotten. The capitalist can tell you to a dollar the peentgt of his iy “gd The trust meg- “estima When Jacob ‘iret began to two river steamboats, pack the Zoo he decided upon ereunined chat. them full of these unfortunate ohildren ity. He had his secretary send @ check for one million to the Univereal Ben- caption of “Oddities of the Day's New: in an evening paper, Jacob Spraggins Tead that one “Jasper Spargyoue” had nated $100,000 to the U. B. A of A camel may have a stomach for each day in the week; but I dare not venture to accord him whiskers for fear of the Great Displeagure at Washing- ton; but if he have whiskers, surely not one of them will seem to have been inserted in the eye of @ needle by that effort of that rich man to enter the K. of H. The right is remerved to reject any and all bids, Signed, 6. Peter, sec- retary end gatekeeper. husky words with gloves on ‘em, but sound. ing ae if they might turn to bare knuckles any moment. “Say, Sport, do you know where you are at? Well, dis ie Mike O’Grad: district you're buttin’ into—eee? Mik got de stomach-ache privilege for every kid in dis neighborhood—see? And if dere’s any picnics or red balloons to be dealt out here, Mike's money pays for ‘em—see? Don't you butt in, or some ot have got dis district in a hell of a fiz, anyhow. With your college students and professors rough-housing de soda- water andes and dem rubber-neck handle ‘em. Keep on your own side of de town. Are you some wiser now, uncle, or do you want to a wit’ money in this philanthropy if he had not neglected to write letters to her, But she lost the suit for lack of $3,000,000 home ta, who used to in a %-cent eating lived his sister He doctrine of everlasting punishment to Gelivery-wagon horses. He slung imported Al fancy groceries DON'T; b ETHING? bu Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage «Summeritis’’ Is a New Malady, EW diseases are discovered every year, Y think N it remains for me to name one of the most malig- with each other when, often, the only things they reatly love are themselves and the good times that vacation brings. A man tn eummortime will eay things that in winter he would not even think. A girl will Mirt who fn winter t# demure. Just as people lay aside winter flannels and sombre clothes for gayer, lighter summer ratment, suitable |to hot weather, so they often lay aside the balance wheel that keeps thelr | minds steady and guides their affections. | No great harm, perhaps, might come from this were tt not that the half Joking proposal ts sometimes taken seriously and a girl's idie words of en couragement are sometim ceapted aa Gospel truth, Tien, when the end of vacation days brings an awakeping, it sometimes brings heartache too, A Moonlight Sail. GIRL signing her letter “Mildred” man in the party Inatsted on holding my hand and talking love to me, When the others were not looking he kissed me that the’man to whom you are engage: s every right to be angry and dis gusted with such « girl? writes me: ° oe . coaches fillin’ de streets, de folks down evidence; While his capital still kept " She Isn't a “Sport. What’s the Use of Being Blue Py | tere are 'traid to 6 do houses. (pling up, and. nls opiikos needleorum aydnicy seh a parte of fienta TQ MEAS wtis ural @la saan 9 Now, you leave ‘em to Mike. Dey be-|camelfbus—or rich man's disease—was picked up his whip your the other evening be aL ok "weit There Is a Lot of Luck Left. } |iones to tim, and he knows how to Tackett ‘ata Long Island summer resort. write! am engaged to @ very alc {s not enough of @ epert t: She will not drink cocktatls girl, but # sult me. ew Santa Claus belt Pa., and who now BE HANDED TO twice, I did not like either the hand |for instance, and thinks {t unwomaaly t ‘ ss district?” Celia watched holding nor the kissing. But how could) smoke cigarettes. This seems foolish t Covrrignt, 1911, by The Press Publishing Os, (The New York Went), spot in the moral vine- the driver when he came, finding som YOU5> I help myself? Now the man I am en-|me. Shall I try to train her to be more You can't Oil your Brakes with that oh time to admire in t' B Up and Buckle Down[ yard was pre-empted. So Caliph Sprag- thing new gaged to has heard of it and blames me, of a sport or try to be content with he — Tonsil-Tickling Stuff! gins menaced no more the je in the lofty and ing the not unjustifiable femtnin It looks ike the Easiest Way sal pada Sasaare or the east olde, had of tossing "Oh, you're not eo beautiful, though it wae not my fault, What shall ac she ist” i . merely because it| Fussiness and Fatuousn: Inter. | own his growing of Pomona, C and the canning fac- Aisarming smite, |I do? js 1s one of the most “remarkable” has an Inviting |changeable Terma! oe oe his donations to organized charity, pre-| Celia looked out of her window one tories, Then consulted Annette, | “Neither am I; but "t know that] I do not wonder that the man you are/letters I ever received. My dear young Entrance! ia! ——— ———— | engaged to blames you. If he 1s wise he| man, thank Heaven that you have won The Lady For- tune is not s0 Stingy es she is Shy! Belf- Sympathy is @ Soothing Sytladbud, but fa the Tonic! ULLEN Tee Thing 1s bound te look Pretty Puat when we look at it from Only One Angie! You don't have to Know How to Sing to Join a Glee Club! ‘The Late Repentance is O. K. if the Laver remains Unshrunken! Self - Castigation | The Man who Never Makes an Enemy is a Straddiert Better be IN FRONT of the Bargatn | Counter than ON IT! Forbidden Fruit generally ende by Tasting Like Ashes of Aloes! Enowledge ts Power, dut some of it Needs to have o Lot of Piffie shucked out of it fret? Poverty ie no Disgrace, yet somehow we never Felt like Bragging About it! ‘We know « Lot of Handshakers who Hypnotize themselves into the Belief that they Get Away with i! It Hurts @ Heap More to Hear the freak. Fairy Tales for the Fair. By Helen Rowland, Coprright, 10911, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York World), NOD upon a time there wae a girl who believed O that “Woman's Realm te in the Home.” Bhe did not pine to go on the stage; metther 1d she fancy herself cut out for a Great Career, ROWLAND She yearned only to be a “Queen of the Hearth.’ Bhe believed firmly in the old fallacy that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world; and ehe was never happier than when she was making chicken croquettes out of leftover veal, and pudding-a-la-mode out of stale bread crusts, or trimming over last year's hat to make tt look like this year's She did not give up HOPE, however; for she knew that she was a man's IDEAL WOMAN, and she firmly believed that she would yet meet her Fate. Bo she cheerfully exchanged her dream of a sweet home life for the glorious freedom and independence of a back hall bedroom with a rusty latch key and a leaking gas fet and determined to SUCCEED in business by finding somebody to take her out of tt. It was acarcely a year before the bill clerk in the office offered her a Harlem flat if she would pay half the expense. Yet she hesitated; and it was not until three of the egibies in the place had married chorua girls, and the boss himself had wedded a rich grass widow, that she WOKE UP and began to percetve that tt (a not the hand! will break the engagement sooner than marry @ girl who lets other men hold her hand and kiss her, and who then says it is not her fault. Of course, It was your fault, The man could not have held your hand against your will, nor could he have forced you to listen to love talk, nor kissed you twice, Why not be honest with yourself and admit the of a good, modest girl and de not try to spoil her charm by teaching her to be a “sport,” as you call it, As soon think of rubbing a diamond tn the mud as to try to spoil the ideals and principles of such a girl. A true man does not want his wife to be @ “sport.” In fact, that Is the very sort of girl a wise man does not marry, The Advantage. ‘T had been raining for twentyfour hours, and I the ground was more like @ lake than @ but the referee could uot see the match, rt going t0 }* football field; make us play to dopetet, till one day he looked up tm my face rr pitas, coulde’s zon, ort say ono te balp 70 put down the rebellion?’ '—Muwaukee Sentinel. ene At the Siies ow. 6 Wig ord hear thet two-beaded boy cure } * Gectared the comes from eat ‘Truth than tt Does to Tell Itt In fact, she was familar wlth the eocepted idea that “he that findetn a ‘hat rocks the cradle, but the hand that Keeps (tacit manicured ang weara or don't hate at | ayoea eh teeeeet— Nell, wet averting him ox Gome of us Need to Fletcherize our — twife Andeth @ good thing”—and she was perfectly willing to be the “good | Homonds, wien really ; 2 Whieh ed am 00 eee Conversation as well as our Fodder! 9 on ae PAS De thing." Then she turned to the bill clerk and hastily accepted his generous offer welt," came the reply, with o sigh of Supply. eet Baa eran any ofher| around end een sae ee Slant But—tt #0 Rappened that nobody offered her a HOMB, To be eure,| ‘0 share his burdens with her. And thereafter she lived perfectly happy fn re 1 reckon we'd better kick with the EW MINISTER—-Now, fost one thing mon FE we Whimper that we're Vio- the Other Fellow got it where Hia-|one or two men offered to marry her and come and board with Father, but |? kitchenette apartment, and reared a darling little—bulldog. —_—_—p»—— befery 1 sss, this ‘Have yo pig Impulse! wathe ‘Were tae: Rene Teen! Father did not ezactly grasp the idea, And everybody satd it was a SHAME for a woman Hke that to go on Played a Lone Hand. abstcte Welles, though we erer sid ans Our Right to be Happy is Inallenable by anybody except Ourselves! Broséness of Mind ts @ Fine Little Article, but it doesn't necessarily De- note Depth! Few of us Ever Begin to Gather, unt!) we Get Over Imagining thet we're "Un. usual!” plucked flower.” The Troutte with © « Drighter world, and the embryo Queen Moment for Backing Up! Blave of the Office, And 40 the maiden continued to hang upon the family tree, an “un- In the course of time, however, Father laid down Me fod and went toa of the Home was forced to lay down we Never Pind cut the Purdhotorinas #80 needle and the dehpan, take wp the pen and typewriter, and decome o working for a Kving and “taking the bread out of men's mouths,” when she ought to be staying at home attending to her household duties, MORAL: Woman's Realm IS in the Home, but she can't stay there un- lees somebody provides the home, ALSO: Nowadays, men seldom go down on their kni on their uppers. unless they are N olf army officer, accorting to Mm. A Custer, had a fouryearold boy who never tired of war stories, Again and again they wore related to him till he knew them so well thet be would not permit the slightest variation. ‘The story 1s @ iittle rough on me," ead the “but tf you know « child, you know that “= ere, Raoaren oe be Piste ow'll have to be ji 0 tothe teat ot Uh—-Puck, . _--— A SOLUTION. “After all. there's only wun way ov puttin’ down the sale ov @rink.” “Wot's that?” “Wye, giv’ it eway."—Sketeh. he Was FIGHTiNn’ A LITTLE Feiter Ho BIGGER’ You! Wuoce, [ wasnt Figntin’ aT aunt) 1 Ju {T5 ALL A MisTanes | was WALKIN’ ALONG, WHEN | SEEN A LiTTLe PRUNE Wom! Toor To be DIMMN, WERE, WITH His Back TOWARDS me , Looked ine uel $0's HE'S A FRIEND f} oF mine, OUR, onan, Govrright 1911 by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). ST WALKEO UP AND SALUTED him = LiKE THAT— Just LiKe } ALYNS DO— “TRP ON THe COCOA Thenl GIVE Win A PEW HICKS — CAUGHIN’? ALL The Time, Tunes LitrLe FRIENDLY he'd Know | was JOKIN? — AND TRIPPED Him uP WITH MY CA’ Miley! Juoce! Wave 6€€N THe Wet AND CRACKED Him A COVPLE an The SHINS , WHEN THE CoP NABBED | me BEFORE 1 Ber STARTED TALKIN N ppovr THE OLD DAYS! “THovGhT HE Wins JIMNY , ALL plonG! ME AND Jimmy, Y'KNOW, 15 OO Itime FRIENDS - AINT WE AIM 7 HALAASRAL = As REMNOS To WAND tT To ian ~ HARA HD! Theryrins une \ 00D east eb iF Nou courd CNER Vier } Smasned Nim: Hatnal me OF THE wat = wes ny GET You A, Nes ALF, We TOPPLEO Yes inoeeo! HAPPY HEW OnE. NNOULD Have ‘Entgoreo IT! The. Juoce}(” pena: Wate? WSONER* owxes! NS CHA RG 1 yse. he Sind The. 2 tt of them. TI call ft “summerttis.” shouted to the empty dining-room: evolent Association of the Globe. You ie 4 “By tha coke ovens of Hades, it must may have looked down through @ srat-| trip ought to blow the taint off some of ceuesthat oss Will, (e6’ eamaGoe balla sae be that ten thousand dollars! If I can/ing in front of @ decayed warehouse this money that hee} tae oe he virulent-—that starts with the vacation season ie t get that squared, it'll do the trick!” for @ nickel that you hed dropped| than T can work It off my mind. early in September. After the latter date tts victims eud- , ‘When old Jacob was young Jacob he| through. But that ie neither here nor! Jacob must have leaked some of hte enly grow sane. But it is easier to regain sanity than . was & breaker beg a Penneyivania | there. The Aesociation ecknowletged it Intentions, for to undo the effects of the words or actions for which } ] Pak . gh Re Menge Da iad Be te FOvOr of the 24th ult! person with a bald face and a mouth one wae guilty while under the infivenne of the manta bs 1 standing by a coal dump with a wan|” Separated by a double line, but etin| {hat looked as if it ought to have a ‘The sbarpent form of “summeritie” attacka young men r 4 lool and @ dinner pail to have his plo-| mighty close to the matter under the| , 70P Letters Here” sign over it hooked and girls, It makes them fancy themselves tn love F Avoid “summerttis.” Or, if you MUST suffer from it, see that no one thing’ cea themere Sith BR Seaptarry else 1a made to euffer, The love game must be played as fairly as @ card i and your ‘millionaire’ detectives gama = He or she who cheats in either of these pastimes \s deaptoable.