The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1911, Page 9

__ The Eventng World Datiy— Maegesine! Saturday: July 29% AT TET STS Let George Do It! #2 By George McManus Coprrigtt. 1911, by The Press Pabitehing Co. (The New York World). iSummer Dreams # By Wheelan [esansasannaanaaataaaapeasmansannssmns=*soeempssnanaseasencagi wit YOU PLEASE, PLEASE SAVE HIM? ae 1s TAS AN BEATIN FAC Tory OR 4& P SLUMBER VARD WHAT HO YOU PE-FACED GaAroo T!! “Them Was the Happy Days!” E'S : p \ Ono! Yov KEPT Me IN SPENDIN? EH 6 COTal bIMs HAVIN A Bani Read Ait ONE SUMMER & WHEN NeT A Sov MAREE 4 : CLEANED ouT! \e EVER | STAY IH AGAIN ON ANN- THING tee THAN On, Jimmy! Jimey Litre ML — ELCOME To QuR SITTING ROOM ! You MUST KISS NICE MAN THAT “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!”’ By Clarence L. Cullen Copgtight, 1911, by The Pride Publishing Oo, (The New York World). "gga the we Dodge we Dwindle! Some of us Make Our Best Speed in Running around > the Issue! ‘It requires @ Lot of Gelf-Inflation to Imagine that the World ever Took the Time to Put Up & Job on us! Several Times, when we Imagined we'd Lost our Nerve, we Discov- ered that it was only Playlag Pos- sum! We've eard some Very simple Troubles pronounced “Incurable’ by Fellows who @id thelr own Diagnosing! The Man who Loses @ Big Bet with- out Batting an bye generally is “Holler. ing Murder” internally—-which Makes hin Exterior Coolness all the more Creditable! We are Acquainted with a Number of Folks who Take Pride in calling them- selves Stoice—but they all have Hefty Bank-Rolist Troubles and Thistles Sting Worse under Gingerly Handling! A Reversing Gear for Human Impul- sivenesa will Mark the Arrival of the) Millenatum! There never was a Trouble yet that wasn't Magnified by Talking about tt! ‘There isn't Any Fun in Winning on @ Foul! Winning Out doesn't mean Wiring Home for the Wampum! The Bure-Hnough ‘Sacrifice’ ts the one that's not Bragged About! It'a a Good Deal Basier to Renig than t is to Renounce! The World isn't so Cruel as it's Said’ © be, but tt Loves to See a Trimmer ‘rimmed! NNAY CERTAINLY, ALES CERTAIN! CEATAINN SILL Have To STep Down T THE BANK {THOUGH, STINCTLY UNDERSTOOD OT ENTERTAIN COMPA) In THE : Reflections of a Bachelor Girl * By Helen Rowland Ss Coprright, 3910, ty The Pree Wublishing Co, (The New York World). H’ fests at scares who never dodged a summer girl. Of course men don't gossip as much as o women, because they are so busy trying to keep their LEN own little scandale dark that they haven't time to keep ROWLAND ‘abs on other people. All this discussion about the way to win a summer girl's heart scems rather supérfiuous, considering how easy that is. It doesn't matter adout a woman's losing her heart 80 long as she can manage to keep her head, in these summer flirtations. Once a good wife, always a good thing. Some men wake up to find themacives in love, and othera find them selves in love—and then wake up. Early to ded, early to rise, makes @ man a nuisance to everybody eclee around the house. ‘ ‘ Before marriage a man's pity for a woman may be akin to love, but after marriage it is a near relation to boredom, The kind of wife that a man regarde ae “all pure gold" is usually just Gn 18-carat fool. —o Many a man has had all the ambition strangled out of him by a “cling. ing vine.” Major Sunshine and Colonei Grouch 3% By “Hutch” Yor iN Vik ¢ AL wih BE ALL ABOUT IT IN RIGHT + A WEEK’ Re Sata (a L A BA =e a DONT WoRR' MASON, Vou. FORGET ALL AccouNT, ts THERE, immY? Hala! RememeeR THe BANK | STARTED BACK jp NEDED SOME Fy HIN THe OLD DAYS, WHEN WE WAS KIDS 2 I] THe BANK WAS WRecovtecT | ToLp You IF You'D PUT {IMA0? SA fou WANTED To BUY A Paik oF SKATES a | REmemBbeR alr an LAO You QReminpep Me of tT = 10 ALMosT Foacoten me } Toro You AIHA! Feet re fee 2s