The evening world. Newspaper, July 18, 1911, Page 14

BWiorld. Published Datly Except Sunday PIs er Publishing Company, Nos. 68 to 63 w, New Yor 4 ANGUS SAAy Pres. and irene JOBEPH PU Lit 7ET Junior, Bec'y. Park’ Row 63 Park Tow, Entered at tho Post-Offica at New York aa Becond.Cloes Matter, tion Rates to The Evening| For England and the Continent and orld for the United States All Countrles tn, tio, Interuationa: and Canada, Postal Union. Bubser{p et ee Sno Moma her Ra et VOLUME S2.. : : “CONDIGN” POLITICS. | TTORNE Y-GENERAL WICKERSTIAM m= mends that “condign pun- : ishment,” presumably in ' the form of dismissal from office, be meted out to Dr Harvey M. Wiley, head of the Government's chem istry board in the Depart ment Agriculture, and father of the Pure Pood laws now in operation Punishment for what? Let the Congressional in committee vestigating in due course ! neral public adulterated foodstuffs answer that, It inay be observed in passing that the literal definition of the wor worthy, merited, well de 4. In the g estimation, aside from that of quac and dealers in Dr. Wiley’s work in be and medicines has been such as to merit the commendation and twhich hitherto it has received. Dr. Alvah H. Doty, Health Officer of the Port of fire Tammany Mall by certain immigrant man T bill i ery “condign” 8 uf of wholesom liquors, New far York, from the As ascere un on grounds, so tainea, of complaints on fiof to the about the hospital acs commodations nd, accounted for and a for piano-tuning not te atisfaction of political tisitors who would i lise to put some one else in Dr. Doty’s place, ‘There is an incipient id cholera at the present moment. Tt is an appropriate time to | recollect that in all the years of Dr. Doty's incumbeney as Healt! Oificer of this port cholera has never gained a foothold here, although | } on several occasions tl been an influx of “cholera carriers | infected lities, | Ti will proba oceur to many sober-minded citizens that our Imes legislators both at Albany and at Washington might better em- ploy ir time during these wearing Dog Day sessions than by nag- ging away at the “condign” personal uot) pesclied: a ote WHERE THE SHOE PINCHES. OSTON is enjoying another intellectual treat in’ the discussions and opinions emanating from the fifth national fair of the shoe manufacturers held in that city. While strietly obey. en's feet are growing larg bina ; ‘ fat 1 ; I hope you have drawn I suppose it's because nearly all women have thelr little poses that th LIKE books which are true to life, but in which things as , eration e manufacturers and dealers declare, the average | &@ prize, I might say I know ft, but you and I have always|don’t dare drop In any other relation of life than vhat of marriage. | to beat least tn the of eee ; pizes of shdes worn by women were from two to four. ‘To-day the told each other the truth, and as I've never met the young| I had an idea that @ combination of firmness and cajolery was all that was This Ie the case with Augusta Evans Wiison's stories, 7 , Rea enim theae thi tiva.” Numbor iwoe hav oally a Indy I have to take your word for her supernal loveliness |neceasary to control a wife, I didn't know I had it, but my wife told me so tn sci cruel, tmperious, wuibridied young are from t v m a ave practically disappeared and charm, one of our spats, and [ had to admit—not to her, of course=that she was right. nen ag 't. Wino,’ and sweet shame from the m t, and en attempt to find a feminine foot small enough 1 don't think you know what @ serious business this| But do you know you can't control the feeblest of ‘em worth a cent? You tihuligirla.ara often pernsouten ema to fit into dainty bygone model would bo something like th getting married 18, though, Jim—how we all dive into the/oan't mould them. You might as well try to bulld a bridge of India rubber. the good ought always to tri- n t k ething like the Mont solemn business of life ae if tt were an afternoon's! The first thing you're going to find out about your wife is that when you ex- amp over the badly the, Wore ames earch for Ci \ in the fairy tale. | Outing at Coney Island, poet her to have sense, her mind will be away off somewhere chasing butte: think Mrs, Wilson ts quite right in giv= Wie tha de I VTPAR oe CAN aii cw WAV Pld: Baeeigat Heuraa | ; If you've picked the right «irl your marriage won't bo|files, but if you assume at any time that she hasn't a %4-carat intellect and try Ang the vistoty: te nee Baines, , c ae Naappointing; but there'a no denying !t will be different |to fool her about the moat trivial matter she'll develop the combined shrewdness Hver. €o many sire who worerer erally are doing 1 footwork than they used to. “Those of nixora! from what you expect. You won't regret anything, but|and logic of Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Taval and all the otner star detectives put in similar positions, Ferhapa even { i taci en says, “are most apt to have small feet, whereas GREELEY® SMITH You'll miss 9 lot of things, You'2t become a serious, reapon- |of life and tterature, thelr job, their bread and butter, is. de- i x : ; o W i stble member of society that puta part of his swlary in the! ‘There'll be times, Jim, when you'll wonder how the souls of so many angels pendent on some overbearing employer. | and are continually on their fect eannot expect to Yk every weelt and counts the number of elgars he smokes, ever consented to leave their celestial! homes to inhabit one medium sized! How dose it help these aineo cand ' dal extremities of a Chin arinocsn!?: hope more waking up Monday morning with just carfare enough to got to the, feminine body, and there'll be other times when you'll think the devil must be & soronlled atic” book, which, } 1 vere Ike that much-talked-mpout drama of / 1 on feminine athletics, all of which—with the | Hugene Walter's, shows the heroine } BRAG ons uh AMOR Anil’ Ew Riera : struggling and doing her best all tn ible exception ‘of aviation and swimming—tend towasd the teeter temas ul nealihy devele nt of heetle-crushers Marching in’ suffragette outside and inside herself? Maybe such : nes is liable to t them ¢hat way, too a defeat ts, unhappily, enough, true to BMS ashi coastal : ae life, ‘But tt isn't true to ALI. life. There 1 ible explanation, complimentary to women’s head girls who NEVER take “the easiest i ems to have escaped the cof ihe toot way.” Reston, What is, deeb deowinn 6c: I think it is these girls who should he put Into books, to help and encour- ’ stor at is, that growing common sense | age the young women who read of them | « tight shoes as unfashionable as they are un | Of course the books should be entertainingly an@ interestingly written, bes eomfo cause otherwise girls won't read them. The goody-goo at 8 where nothing I don't see any excuse for writing books from which a good lesson may n 1 ask pleasure from a book, Inde t 1 want omething be ire of the moment, the sort of pleasure elver losraraain kod has “ For me, dramatic, eventful narration that adv t aN me cA Wale m vine lazy memory of taking some girl to @ roof garden and to supper thanded and that a good many souls ‘any one! strength and leaves one thinking: “Isn't she splendid > testis ue of Jay Wale | inva f A, except M ivetending to her and yourself that you were a miliionatre to waton the gridiron such a story {8 most really pleasing. aby’ twent en G W Why ¥ hilt rlenuly epee iy ® & person with a definite alm—the purchase of a h I suppose it doesn't matter that love blows in that way when aclu ce teanly. 8 Bae m the oountry ond efinite ambition to send your still tmaginary you try to domesticate it, and that the one great t 1 isa chronte, tepid PT a pause at y f ein ENT k and tase vant, for no other reason than beoause you went and your father went, | indlffe I've never felt that i Odd Ta rs} Bh ay . be ne : a 4 y we <ilffe e yet and don't expect to feel it ever C wy vv ony «Nl I sherry sther and ronsting || B4y. Yo you remember that thing of Kipling's, in which each verse anda with And now that I've written this letter, which I know I can’t send, Tl tear it Hac ts from bain ver vera ae wae = th : mi up and write you a conventional letter of congratulation, Lovely girl, sure 1 » Missourl a newspaper re- ks 1 > ae aliaan: And I learned about women from ‘er." you'll be happy, blissful future, &e. O: porter has succeeded in writing oh aa | Alfferen f every verse, Rut I haven't got my courage, or maybe my hypocris to ft original of a r tub ro. 4 ne ~ aleaeniapeletii nashieaeee a ding it been an ac small stream | ne a ae sing. Se inane Coccen| ccloke atee f f + | ichest City of Its Size. a: tne and beautifully played | mo t unt i Hedgeville | | eenrons Se eee eee ee ee eta wecaicg amare ci t don Editor | the weal ity in the world to be fixed on fe In sayin re > ‘ A per capita, There Is an immense ine Grave wwe By John L. Hobble A Fable him ingly, a cvgvmam attached to te | DOP, Cant Heals LUE papel wction ¢ . ‘ ‘ Hi % a time @ er disap: | him t {the class, When through t aa Pitatierald xe ite ha « ine On; 1 ne cease cant rane Me go lave] feportet hie was put in firet aid d one ' wien nenied eae ed where they will dot t He my \ i and wee a regular attenda \ © G Dickens |g ae i yood and make. the boys kind t nen by tryin eon \ ‘ huddand doing now oppul soph s a 1 . ‘ n YNNYBODDY can get a lawyer's ho " ’ ite, youd reqponse, spends bie | 1 to pla f HE gallant boy ate are encam A nne KI ( ; | eit F oa “4 ges ri ' © man $0 min tes fs bandaging the cat | Se Pare an ] g at Wyndyghoul, where Ernest | me eee sie dilahs 140 n’ to get his 5 boinc eta. $ would only | ne ko fy Thompson Seton, who is 4 2 » Macdonald ‘ v ~ PaO ee ¥ 4 . | +a ” i oui Aisle, teaghes w to a} ; ae ae ee ne won. 20H | pad Real Sport. ia cere ri On Oras the enemy unperceived and to t } ar ata enence eee A siearetto fw hie SEEING THE city. 6. Is rey nave ties eating breakfast when no food 1s to be | r Italian fe ef 10, MUNGO FAD. AB) Pe re: | be hy 1am 2% up tie ail clouds, |and to have moved Por rwoenpseaie™ snd, When the boy scouts grow zens, who partake « ' 4 atime Appens \ shave been set up| nearly a quarter of a mite, carryip allel abs en eG |What Happened to the Cat?) ,, + tatace| bundy 8 “ ung ts Se rise Limit AGrGhE AAU oteado cy ee aaerztnD —— 7K OLDS saya that George} Natt Am: out fa ‘and cone a RAChoua Nintenen uM ode, UNEXPECTED COLD SNAP, | A MODERN ROMANCE | ab ase , dinner | AQ™ una ane aa ; beat nha tee ene ee eee “1 onée proposed to @ girl in a con-| “Yes; 1 was one « od toa d won't disugree w Kod of 1a for tha oi eae | NO CAUSE FOR worry. ; e Way. A wheste With what result | tween two lov oa SPIGRAMS not written to hel: Ome day, io woman pre Hore, take de put it on | Baked tothe milicman . patent Hy auGering Any. apparent “A lot of expensive plants were nipped| “Oh, nothing iar. ist | Eo the rea t to show now sinart | sented here ane Cha) Nat} de bel, ted hee. op ae raw on keeemal i f d by the di oe Pie by frost." —Washington be eg Jet the option « cago ournad |e writer iz, bebe winked ak eomstiing gas be doue fas i view orlpt Weeks, She placed pals and ferne waters, ents American, — ~ ~~ ‘ , acer is ing the proverbial injune- tion that the shoemaker} should stick to his last, these Hans Sachs of the Hub have started a lively ehorus throughout the country by giving awa’ the trade seeret that wom- Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday. ‘‘His Maste le Anne nne. r’s Voice.’’ By Maurice Ketten. | \iCupid’s Dead Letter Office » V.—The Bridegroom to His College Chum. MAR JIM: So you, too, are going to join the ranks of D the Benedicts! Well, good luck, olf man! i | replied Gus, a body wants a mint chulep except when | grant mint | | it's hot weather, and then business is| *‘Iiait!! he cried. ‘Gentlemen, hate good in straight drinks, and T ain't got A good Kentuck!an burted no time to stop and fool my time mit | here!" me Illustrated by Eleanor Schorer By Nixola Greeley-Smith| | = Well, when you're married you'll realize that might be poetry, I don’t care how gay a bachelor a man is, when he him more about women tn aix weeks than all the rest of ‘em put together. but It's all rot. « married his wife teaches | [ie Tarr Family _ Mr. Jarr Learns That in Thirsty Soctde 4. (es The Term “Mint Julep” Is Always Gocd * ¢ ora Fight. § < and he don't know how to mx a By Roy L. McCardell. (30), nm 7 66 11 best drink for hot weather, “Well, he gets a chob at a p! fe place aD said Mr. Jarr ponderous! isin New Dorp, and one Sunday there is @ real old-fashioned = mint) an excursion of the Kentuc relety Julep." to the place, And them fellers comes Gu the pro jin and gives the treble yellings’— prietor of the p- ‘The Rebel yell, you mean,” intere cafe on the| rupted Mr. Jarr corner, — reached | “Well, it's a bad thing If you're trys down under the} ing to run quiet on Sunday,” said Gus. bar and brought Yipt Yi out “the pea e| mind t Rebel yell," al long, | marked Mr. R proceed = With nan’s| your narrative | “Anyhe Gus, thus admonished just | on, “them Southern fellers ee you) ‘In honor of our fair State of ROY L no|tucky, what's the matter with having MSCARDELL mY | mint chuleps alt aroun Nquor store,” said! ‘There je twenty-eight of them fellers, Gus, “LE have seen people what had | and the hoes of the place orders Elmer different religion and they don't have the whiskey and the cracked no words. If have seen have dif- | 4 th ca es out on the baci ferent politics, and that don’t cause no | porch and make ‘em. argument, I have seen ‘em tive in the n't find the growing right same flats and their vifes and children | hy the back porch,’ he says. Then the get to fighting and they don’t get ox-| bors sees El ts a dumm and he cited, except maybe to ay, as friend to | vispers that in the stuff friend: ‘By Chimenetty! Your vife ts | growing out smells nice when there mit a wallop! I had to laugh| you rub the leaves. Eimer goes out, every time I look what a scratch over | mit the boss's direction, and makes the |the face she gives my vife.’ But when | chuleps. He brings them tn on a bit my customers gets to taiking on vich | vait nd sets them in front of them fe the right way to make a chenuine | southerners, and {n a minute they is mint chulep I know a fight is coming. | «hooting at him mit knives and holler- Cut tt oud: | ing for ropes to lynch him by the neck. “I suppose YOU think you can make er had made the mint chuleps mit a jvlep the right way said Mr. | catnip!’ Rangle, ‘Now, MY grandfather was a/ There are many netdents of int t Virginian" connected with that ambrosial concoc “Stay right where you are'’ warned | tion, mint Julep; aye, even of the f1 Gus. “It anybody is going to start! grant sald Mr, Jarr ora- trouble tt will be me, nd this argument all tori [settler will be vorking!* 1y people come from Loutsville,” he ¢ he brandished the club. and I have often heard my uu coudn’t hit anybody with that | ous gallantry of fn the daylight, It wouldn't hurt ther at the battle of Buena them," said Mr. Jarr. nd an incident t bloody “Why not" 3 fn which te plant “Because it’ argely figures “it was In the heat of the battle, the chuleps, GOR ithe when ty “You w Pn | grandfather's regiment, recruited from I said,” remarked Mr. Rangle. the blue grass cotintry mainly, were “DT ain't going to ma them any. narging the Mex a veritabia body's way. In the first place wege-| hail of bullets dfat.er was in tables should never be put in liquor," |the lead, Suddenly he stumbled over “In the second place no mound covered with green and fra- auch foolishness.” Maybe Elmer would make us one?” suggested Mr. Jarr, “A pause of respect to the manes of him from whose heart grew the plant so dear to his native State, and then But the gawky young German bar-! the irresistible Kentuckians swept on- tender looked scared and shook his|ward and the field of Tiuena Vista was head vigorously. won!” “Ha,” said Gus, “Elmer got run off! “iElmer," sata Gus, ng out Staten Island from New Dorp for mak-/ and get a bunch of m nN drink | some chuieps to th of Boneh Visitors. Andg by gollies! I'm the on!y feller in New York what knows how to make a real mint chulep!” ing @ mint chulep. “It hurts his feelings, so T'll tell you | about it,” went on Gu “Elmer was graduated in Hoboken as a bartender {What Do Girls Read? Canvass of Women Wage Earners’ Literary Tastes Shows Interesting Phases of Feminine Nature :: 3 Copsright. 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The Nr York World). ‘I Like oks That Help Me Live,’’ Says GERTRUDE MORALES (Saleswoman) not worth the writing: with a really excitin all others my favorite ever happens are But the ste 1s nd vivid plot, in teh good triumphs bove