The evening world. Newspaper, July 15, 1911, Page 9

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THAT Ryser f Wo:no! “Them Was the Happy Days!” Lg Copright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New York World), ) YoU WAS A RABOIT AND Do You RecALt Tem WAPPY Days, Tene He eTaqos ALE fo ws Ta A SET Ter OFF = AND “81 expects to make a barrel of money from crops this year.” “What's he raisin’ “Trumpet vines to sell to automobilers.” Jock of my bate tm your lechet—fust '™ FROM MISSOURI > ‘You GOT TO SHOW ME! WELL - “You FAT FELLOWS FEEL THE HEAT more! WoT You must ar Ger On Hie Be case. Yer" Too Weavt! 'S THERE A DOCTOR IN THE CROWD ? nd a dog already.” In Black-and-Whiteville “Does your new mowing machine eut well, Henk?” “Purty good! The neighbors’ children have test a couple of fingers Legends of Old New York By Alice Phebe Eldridge “ “rei” me | sour dt entire auewe of wome Chinaman oa Copyright, 1011, ty The Prem Publishing On (Tho Mow Bork Worlds bbe nee, r, a je “Sipeett add hypocrisy to. wnfeithfulnem,” he Father of All Mosqeitoes, |_7itme se new enemies vo numerosn reaponded teraly, ‘pushing ber away Inherited Elegance. to destroy them and few back to “Why, what da you mean, dear! she asked, ier man than you call a doctor." Her face was w aod the tears were failing fast the telephone. ‘ Sit down and explain if sou can. Out of the Nest. NARE me the soul of a dragon fly, S ‘The jewelled heart of a dew tipped 9 with anxiety, she started for millionaire, wilh the exception, en it ap: iE peas and a grape skin, yan old friend endeavored to persuade to dress better, "I am surprised,” be at you should let yourself beoume wo Hut I em not shabby," expostulated Skin- | Mint. th, yes, you member "reviled the friend. “Re He was always neatly, even ‘His clothes were very ‘hand- ir fathe drosod, VERY one knew Jonathan Rkinftint es «| FTER all, most Men would Imagines !t can Carry Water on Beth ‘The Boss says that he Never Fired HB may think that we have large mosquitoes in New Jer- W the father of all mosquitoes Itved in the vielnity of Fort Onondaga, N. Y. Whenever ho hungry he would sally forth, kill an Indian or two and Pick his teeth with the victim's bones. The red men were Aefenseless against him until the Great Spirit, the Holder of the Heavens, heard thelr petitions for Heaven, Waving thin task to men, which they have not been able to ae ise 1 don! ‘fing Mamelfe He tn acy, Long Island end oven we Cnicumen:"” | tly wos a ae | Manhattan. Byt they have) complish to this Gay. Ste pecuaee | Oar teat one day on a couple of sadly degenerated in size atnoe Healthgrams. N effective health prayer te the Gatly ure of the tooth brush on (eing end retiring. You cannot de a good fellow unless your health te good, spray, lint eave utterance to a earty lauh, | Drate Aniversaries of Periods many hor , Rede cules ave wi. he tumphantly, “these clowies A Rather Stand tor @ Touch than| years ago when “Thoy Said" we were| Shoulders without Getting Splashed! ja Man who Didn't Know Why he was ares coe Gown to attack the Mon-| oy cur terge cities life values sink as Or th Ye Rat <n now rere foie Make One! Down and Out! _ Fired Before Being Tolat Fearing thin enemy, the monquite fiew | Pent values ete. *, Of a lonely i aaa — — Some of our Goof Resolutions are owe 4 — y so rapidly that his purever could Bhen, aad An Even Trade. We are Ac-| Better Hitch your wagon to a Star| #0 TepsHeuvy that they Turn Turtle! | nctuded among the Incurables ts the|hardiy keep iim tn went. Ho flow all |,,tnere WoUMt te tems ned for the fast- ‘And I will paint you Miyoko SEB date Cistea'atachaslate abate tas Gace? quain' Sev! than Anchor yourself ‘Longside a| Tar who has ‘Told ‘hm ao often that |around the Great Lakes; finding to help yee, _ emia Gaee Ware teen Sd @ Rak arian cr ten des, eral Persons who | The Me. who IMees from Trouble! he Believes ‘Em Himeelf! there, he again sought refuge in the Gumerous, Find me the thought of a rose, at sight Lge? ‘white men, Pertodteally Pur-| Bar! believes in the Survival of the Fittest! —_ Sant, trom the witches that live in the haxsnud her ow le fo t bs the rhs ] — ms Of he: n pale face in @ paletecas te can se amter, of . chase Champagne athe 0 mutt dh Sew Saw lak hia ae Gh Gs Sleep te a etlent partner to the greatest stream, eter Gate Ga meee tikes Reab sd end Never Allu In thie Kidding Age a Man who ts| The Coming Qutok Touch Caste {t8] Waxy it is to Grow Careleme and Mise| ville, N. Y.). But they could mot help ee The polished night tom, “and when two palefaces yaining to- to {t as “Openin’| impervious to Ridicule has @ Fifty Per| Shadow Before! eo iene Of a crow's slow flight, And the long sweet grace of a willow's dream. the droop of a golden fan, 11 paint, you Miyoko San, Lure me @ lay from a sunbeam's throat, The chant of bees in a perfumed air, Or a single note Gone mad to float To {ts own sweet death tn the upper air, Then, add the click of a golden fan, And I have painted Miyoko San, —Mary MeNoe!! Fenollosa. get bara t i» fut ke cutting diamonds T Dested ye tile @ima Afy hows to 4 Gem. ‘Ded this ora, I've took his hose oft, ULLEN: Cup ‘Winer The Retuctance with which Dig to the Pan- handler who saya ho Wants t’ Git a we 0’ Cawrfes is only Hqualled by the Willingness with which we Produce to the Rummy who Frankty says he Wants t' Git Hisself a Reg‘tar Drink! Frecked Quite occasionally we Gedately Cole- Cent. Nudge! There'e always a Flaredack from the Fires of Hate! The Busted Bank Wad can be Mixed | Up, but it's @ Big Marathon Back trom Broken Health! The Over-Sanguine may Get their Bumps, but at any rate they Begin! Overdone Optimism ts» the Kind thet The Man who Geta Pickled because the Dasy Shote! Tune Up and Try Agatn—~for the Lite he's In Trouble ta the Same One who| symphony ta Long! Gets Soused because he len't! Charity Covereth a Multitude of Skina! Bometimes the Grove: be Taciturn, but Overd The Rotting St but he Often Gets to Te One! One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.” Can You Think of Some? Send ’Em In. Hard Work ta the Only Tonto for that Debfitant, Worry! We @iin't have to Pack Arousd a Pocketful of Pepatn Tablets in the Gamoureus Od Daye when we Didn't whore the Next Meal was Coming | him, So onward he flew, and had just reached the salt lake of Onondaga when the Holder of the Heavens overtook htm. A terrific tattle ensued, and in the dying etrugrine the monster mosquito, that oan be seen along the lake shore to this day. But as hie blood flowed out upon the that #tung the Holder of the Heavens fo florcely that he sorely regretted ehe rervice he had done for man, piled up the aand into the eand hills! Good venttiation ground tt turned tnto emall mosquitoes | An artificial mode of life tends to an unnatural death, A good way for children to grow big is to “play big.” ‘the first essential in the purity of the home. ‘The preservation of heatth means the prevention of disease. If you wil take proper care of your Dody It will help you to be “some” body, Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each “Why” Contribution. WHY- Witt Bint LAUGH WHEN WHy- 16 THIS MAN CALLED SMITH SLIPS ON A BANANA Pee, WHY- 15 THIS MAN PAID Larac | WHY- IN SUMMER DOES A PERSON A WAITER - SUMS OF MONEY FoR shes, BEATING OTHER MEN - WHY--POES. THIS, CATCHER GET AIS NAMB IN ' THE 3 * PAPER EVERY DPay~ Z ee CATCHER (3. NEVER” MENTIONED F WHY- Witt A Boy Sit up a YNTIL MIDNIaHnT READING THIS: - VIAMOND ae DICK WUE You Go Rlouy To ped THIS Minute! AN ite vey = roe pe ees WEATHER, ‘3 THe e Sa, + ‘ ” THEN WHEN BiLt SLIPS AND SautH | WHEN IN REALITY THIS MAN WHEN ALL THIS MAN GETS HAND ov FOR Beating YOUR moncy ANOTHER “ARG (s Ewe WHILE (IN WINTER - HE WISHES IT WERE Youne man yao) FIG TEEN TAKE THIS MINUTES - MIS VoRmY aN, STUPY ‘Your, LESSON ao 2 DOES THE WAITING 7 NG? Yeans WISH THE Goop orp SummER Time | WAS weRce om 77 HERBERT RicuranpD’ 6 SWAMiey Ave - Newark a.5. oy Bend. SINGERMAN, S546 GRanp sr ~~ By: MAY Mc CLimonT HO W. WiMDseR SY. READING PA 960 LAFaverve Av