The evening world. Newspaper, July 12, 1911, Page 12

\ t ) i! } Putiihed Daily Except Sunday by the Prose Publishing Company, Nos. 68 to 68 3% ANQUS SHAW, Pree. and Treans JOSEPH PULITZER Juntor, Gee'r. 05 Park how: te bare Rowe at New York as Becond-Clans Matter, if d the Continent ane the Internation: ostel Union. 60.78 . as VOLUME 52....sccccccccces oss CLOTHES AND THE MA! O NE thing about . | these fierce epells of weather, they do force a show- down. In other words, people have to declare them- selves frankly in matters of por- sonal and physical welfare, consult- ing oomfort first of all, with fashion and convention « bad second. Nine- tyfive in the shado és @ level on which all men meet, and where the shirtwaist gets something like its proper Tecognition as correct form. he victory is not yet complete, however, and probably the mercury will have to touch 105 degrees before policemen can un- button their heavy conta, public library readers cease to swelter, or mere men dine at the restaurant in negligee. At one roof garden only is it possible to check your infernal woollen strait-jacket, and then you have to conform to antiquated rules of respectability by putting on a weird, shapeless garment of alpaca supplied by the man- agement. | Still, take it for all in all, a declted step forward has been | made in the masculine assertion of rights to life, liberty and the pur- suit of coolness in everyday costume. | The next step will be the aesthetic one. After men’s clothes are made comfortable, they may gradually cease to be ugly, and even come within speaking distance of the picturesque. ‘Tho two quali- ties are closely allied. Clothes cannot look right unless they feel | right to the wearer. | Balzac—who wrote wisely and entertainingly on these matters, | although he himself habitually dressed like, a hobo—declared that true elegance in dress does not come from luxury, nor from vanity, | nor from fondness of display or conspicuousness. He agreed with | the fastidious Barbey @Aurevilly that your true dandy wears his clothes as if he had nothing on. Ho may epend half the day in| dressing, but after the toilet is completed he never gives it another thought, and others may make what they like of it. Of course, the dandy couldn’t get away with thie in « tight collar, or pointed | or in @ frock coat and Oscar Hammerstein hat, in days like | ene. The municipal art authorities of Parts will not even allow statues to be erected wearing frock coate—and doubtless they are right. We have all come to regard the ancestral “Prince Albert” | for men as in the same class as the curb bit and check rein for horses. It may be an impressive garment to get married in, but such occa- sions are not sufficiently frequent or of regular enough recurrence te call for the permanent addition of long skirts to any man’s ward- Tobe, unless he be a clergyman. _ OH “NEVER MIND THAT CHARTER IN THE DARK.” RAW one in the dark!” is an order you often hear roared out to the kitchen by the waiter in the beanery. It means a cup of black coffee. When a simillar order was telephoned over Murphy’s private wire from New York City to the Legislative kitchen at Albany, it meant “Drew one charter in the dark.” That is to say, a por- tentous document framing the local government of 5,000,000 people, and directing the expenditure of $1,000,000,000 every four years’ ad-| ministration, was to be handed out “while you wait,” and no ques- tions asked. Letters From the People No. very large, as my e ‘Te the Editor of The Fveniag World: ® |aet paid for gel A My gay Did the late Richard Mansfeld ever | probably look for another job if I did Diay in “The Music Master?” not pay them. My household expenses 1. N.C, Patchogue N. %. |are very large, as I have @ wife and Homeless Cate, three daughters who expect me to #up- | To the Editor of The Evening World: port them, I do not give my employees The city t» full of homeless cats and|# Vacation, ae I pay them to work. | it i# the people's fault, for they wil |My wife and daughters, however, who| not take the trouble to send them away. Heaven help the poor anim BYME “How Many Employerst” ‘Te the EAtin of The Brening World: With reference to “Downtown Mer- of the summer. Now why shoud I cation when I refuse to give my em- ployees @ two weeks vacation with | 7 Al ° ghant’s” letter in remnrd to vacations, 1) Pome by thett aves se ae would say that 1f moet of the employers | with pay, how can my wife and daugh-| paid their employees g004 Wages 44) tong oxy, ot |-eummer . says he does, they would be very will-| )..¢ @ big expense to me? However, ing to go without @ vacation, But how!) many employers of this kind are there| > ** (A to argument, readers, in New York? zB. an “Army and Savy” Querr, Pe the Balin oh Poe Brewing Words Would some kind reader who hag had euperience and who knows what he is talking about etyire me whether to Jrin the wemy of avy? Lam not afraid of hard work,’ Also what division is the beet in the army? I think hundreds of rouders will be Mlerewied in this, JAMEB W, UPTOWN MERCHANT, “Wer the Thirsty.” To the WAline of ‘Poe Brening Wort A 00d hot weather drink for ¢h thiraty; Wash and out into emali pleo ye bunches of rhuvars, add half @ oup of 6 |tow until partectiy soit, Then strain, and when @00} pul on the ice, Do mat throw away the rhubarb, It te fine for Wroakfam, Leave @ little of the juice on the rhubarb, ‘Healthy and good, A Vamtiys Vacation, Te ths lion of he Heowing World: 1 read “Downtown Merchant's” kick senine peying fur empiryece vecations I am & merchant, 1 employ @ large toree @f Workers, My weekly payroll is THIRST, To the Miter of he ing Word Can @ couple get marriad in any part Evening ¢ sive my wife and ddughtera @ long va- felt the first tne we o ‘THAT ES To BE KISSED 00 You Lire To BE KISSED 7 Cupid’s Dead Coprriget, 1911. by The Prem Pubtidhing Co, (Fhe Mow York World). No. 1V.—The Bride to Her Maid of Honor. M’ Dear Jeanne—What an impulsive you were fancy free and in Lon: met your fate on the steamer coming dack end that you are to be mar- ried in August. mother. She te doing. She You don’t think nixork 7 * GREELEY* SMITH Fortunately, on second thought, considering how cee) ae ve oT ee oe such a beverage might prove at this season of the year, the order was countermanded—‘“Never mind that charter just yet.” So it goes to the cold storage, to settle and clarify. h 1 know I thought Jo Ono on Pather. ERBERT, eget tour and o half, hed on- woyet hile father until thet ‘individual finally lost patience, Thinking (0 get rid Sie Wt Ske ws om © “Hemp, om, the window ond ee the Me . ‘The little Jad sam Qo the window and dimbed on 0 shalt, sitio ts Gather emlied ab the exw { cover well with e014 water and | wm of tie liltie tie, ‘The nila was stil} on bis fase when 9 tag at hin coatdail end e ‘“Hurwy, paps, quick |" coumed "Mh Soneed wings be to the mattes| i i Si Trail Meal Met : ~ Birds of a Peathor. © Seoch Hope, Philedeighia's famous bist ead animal expert, an edd adveniore hep Aue ether Mr, Hope was sérofiing amt Walnut otrest whee of New York Slate without @ licen’ ’ bind fabiv peeaated him, ‘The fabur dew trom Ris pocket line usually peinied quasrow—o ME CUPID, WANT TOMARRY 4 Gin My Gear Mittie girl, have you theught ebout the awful risk you are taking? I can just see the face you ing. I know that J have deen married less than @ year my-| welf and thet 7 have no right to talk ¢e you like a grand- But do yeu know whet John eald when I read him your letter? He sald: Your little friend had better know what she doesn't know that heart sharps es well as card sharps make @ epecietty of ecsan Lmers your money you have t@ be @o much more careful than a Door girl Nke me, whose face All I ask of you to remember is rage—ls eo awful risk. For one thing, married life ts so awfully stmple—as simple as coffee and rolls, do not work for anybody, expect me I don't mean that it's easy when I say it's imple I mean that mm all its work- to gend them to the country for the rest inge it’s not half eo subtle or couwpMoated as @ young girl thinka it's going to be. nd I would never get dred of talking about how we eaw each other, and yet now if I stare to tell him Some of the Good Stories of the Day Cupid’s By Maurice Ketten. a Yes, Se uu Ger JUST Te Gin, You WANT MATRIMONIAL, Bureau You Bet NOT ! NONE oF THaT STuF Lette Nittle creature you are! Ten weeks ago don, and now you write me thet you) ia all alone in the world end perhaps me impertinent, de you? You ese, with value te everything she has. genus thing of blues and gold and gremne—and, evidently taking Mr. Hope fox oue of the milllea- fires of Mittovhouse @quare, he eaid: “1 jest nabbed this bind off that there walnut tree, “Can't I sell her to ye cheap! Look at her wwein't ole @ beauty! 1 never even nounin’ like het tatore, Wit kind of 0 btrd te she, de you know 1"" ba .'* wald Mr, Hope, “if it's trwe that inde ‘ed's feather flock egettier then should undoubtedly, RE are whole peopl led whe oan I not laugh, The North American Indiana, for example, are usually devoid ef humorous perception, and When some of the Veddahs of Cayton were asked why Aone of thelr peome ‘on 0VOF laughed thoy eqiemnly replied thgs tm uncontrollable Ats ef laughter,’ r Office Illustrated by Eleanor Schorer jon reading the morning paper es ff nobody were there at el. as jatn't it fo Nttle ematlt’’ asked A ea ‘purchaser, eon ty at unten , whe ta © fal-bied, weplied the stereheapers ‘regular alchal Nations Who Can't Laugh. World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, July 12 Pranks.* You BET! | wouto ADORE |T Fre Gine YOu wani See ee ee ey epee | supper. Chateau-Renaud met Em!! Sven, 10th, We Mo fo POMEL 0% (The New Yoru Wedd No. 4—“THE CORSICAN BROTHERS.” OUIS and Fabien dei Franchi were the tast eurrivors ofa Corsican family. They were twin brothers, Not only were they exactly alike in form and feature, but a strange mental eyenpathy kept them in touch with each other, no matter how ¢ar separated they might be. ‘This same odd likeness of mind made them both fall in love with Pmilie, the lovely daughter of a French general who was on @aty in Corsica. When Emilie returned to Paris Louis followed her thither and took up the study of Iaw in the French capital In order to be near her. But his hopes were quickly dashed. Emilie’s father married her to a middle-aged sea captain named Lesparre. Louis did hie grief as best he could and continued to visit the Lesparre home as a friend. Boon afterward Capt. Lesparre was obliged to go to sea again, While he wae away @ young Parisian man-ebout-town named ChateswRenaud made violent love to Emilie, She foolishly wrote one or two sentimental letters to him. Then Louis pointed ont to her the man’s true character and che withdrew in dread from the allly but harmless fitrtation, Chateau-Renaudwas angry at being thus thrown over. When some @riends of fie made fun ef him at his fathure to win Dmille’s heart he declared he Red not failed. And, to prove thie He, he wagered that he ‘would bring her that night to @ late supper that was to be given at the Bachelor rooms of De Ofostgtron, a dissolute Frenchman. Louis det Franch! overheard the making ef this wager. In with anxtety for Kimti'e, he attended the @ ball earlier that night ami had prom- feed he would return her letters if would call with him on the way home | from the bell at the house of one of her friends with whom, he said, the tettere A Challen; Wake, delleving him, consented. Instead ef gving to her friends heuse Chateau-Renaud took her to Montgiron'’s rooma, There he ushered her inte en apartment where the noisy supper was in progress, Turhing to Montgiron, he Geclared that he hed won his bet. | Chateau-Reneud tm righteous wrath and denounced his unmanly behavior. Then, as Louts came forward, she took the young Corsican’s arm and left the place under his escort. | a Exmilia saw, too late, how imprudent a thing he had done She tumed on | Don'T MAKE ME LAUGH \T'S Too HOT #4 By Nixola Greeley-Smith ebour tt he gets the sort of look you feel in your eyes when some country reie- tive is telling you Methuselah’s first joke The first few times we had break- fast together he would kiss the coffee cup I handeA tm and then my hends end then talk and talk about how much he loved me, till the coffee got all cold and I had to fix another oup for him, and then we'd becin the same foolish behavior ell over egain. But now—now, my dear, all he dees ts to any, “Hello Psyche!” or “Well, Morning Gory, I thought you were never going to get dressed,” and goes rigt Once I asked him to read the paper aloud, but he piczed out the stupidest things to read—ectually two whole columns about which of two companies the city was gotng to let build the new subways. Now, whet difference can that possibly make to us, #0 long &a somebody builds them. Besides, es I pointed out to him, by the the they get those new subways built we'll be able to afford a cer. Chateau-Renavd was @ famous ewordsman. Chagrined by Ms treatment at Emilte's hande, he chose to hold Loute.accountable, 60 he challenged the Cors- |ican to a duel. Louis had scant knowledge of fencing. But he accepted the chal- | ienge. The two men met at a retired spot in the forest of Fontainebleau They fought end Louts was killed. At the same moment his brother, Fabien, hundreds of miles away tm Cor- fica, felt @ sharp pain, as of a sword wound through bis boty. Aa tne vision he saw the whole scene of the duel: the «lade in Fontainebleau forest, his brother lying dead against a tree trunk, Chateau-Renaud wiping the blood from his sword, And, as he gazed, Fabien saw the spirit of Louis appear at hs side, whispering to him words of farewell. That night Fabien set out for Paris. ‘The affatr caused great sensation. It was not the first affair of the ort in which the victor had been concerned. Public feeling ran high. Chatvau-Renaud found it safer to leave France for awhile, Harty one morning he set forth in @ post chaise As the ehaise was passing Fontainebleau forest it broke down. Chateau-Renaud, while waiting for the vehicle to be mended, etrolied away from the road and found himself, by chance, im the glade where the dusi be@ teen foveht. Shaken by euperstitious fear, he turned to retrace his steps, only te be esn- fronted dy Fabien dei Franch!. Fabien produced two swords, offered chotce of weapons ami forced him to fight for his life then and there During the combat Chateau-Renand’s sword wes troken in hetf. j HE LE The Hedgeville Edi By John L. Hobbl: : M™ DERKS says there ain't ene) tes Mim all the Chings he ts not ¢ | man in @ hundred that hes the| fer be can try the rest, ability ov the average man. KE ROYNOLDS cays that bts idee of @ real man is one whe is afi thet David Cream ts not. A MARE Oe be & ee to succeed, because after his wife Another thing that is different is that I used to imagine he would say, “How sweet your hair looks this evening!" or “What a pretty gown!” But husbands, my dear, never notice anything unless it is wrong. Silence may be construed as @ complimem,, and every married woman will get tons of just silent oompli- ments defare whe diee—that ia, if she's careful about hooks and eyes and dette and collars and ell those importam little things I'm eo desperately Mable te for- ot Realy, avy Gear, tf you're ahectutely bem om getting married the Gest ad- vice I can give you is to mind your 9’p and q's ead your houks end eyes. Be peraistentiy emfable and Gawlessly put together and the best of husbands Round Trip Only $2.80. |. "amene, “eae you kn e's pose fo 6677 mee five-cerm place of tobacco,” said | “12 conte twice as big as thet. G * map Manchester, N. it “Well.” | ound tty te only $2.60. ing down ti the counter, ‘The proprietor cut the tobacco and handed tt to the customer, The latter looked of tt oritically for a moment, “ IC) signed Magna Chartet"’ asked the NY cesta cate ml te aa embers, "Whe signed Magna Chaste!” reared @e tn they never see anything to laugh at, On the other hand, some savages ap- pear to have @ more robust sense of humor than theig civilised brethren, Dr, Livingston tela of an African tribe whe, when dressed in clothes for the first time, “rolled abeut on the greund strode from mistress, Angrily he narrate “Whe d@'ye cay asia AAV fmlth,"” erorted the taepectan, ewectoe, “'P-phease, ‘ee,” welled Itttle Mitty Gmith, “ worn't ma," The fi qnovtet, ‘The lems wee the most ignorant it hed ever been his lot to examine, He room and viltaide met they school tnaident, ‘the last that, det” queried the wil tal Yo tahoe ie eS A Gress made of two materiais is extremely = fash- fonebdle. 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