The evening world. Newspaper, July 8, 1911, Page 8

BECK The Page’ BWiorld. Pubtished Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 68 to 63 ras, SSOsEPH PULITZER Jontor, Beo'y. Fntered at the Post-Oftice at New York as Second-Clans Matter, 0 o Enalancd d the Continent and #1 Union. 90.75 :85, World for the United States > + $3.50] One 240} One and Canada. One Voor... ccceeee One Month. 2.22022 VOLUME 82... ‘ear... fonth: NOW WILL THEY B ARENTS and teachers will re-| joice to learn, on the best of modern medical authority, | that children are! never nanghty, de- | ceitful, bad-tem- | pered, irritable or} stupid, but only! out of sorts phy- sically. The chil-| dren themselves will gleefully as-| sent to the propo- sition that a sound thrashing is not what they require, but rather a mild 6, or, better still, the psychic cure through eelective dose of medici affinity. Dr. G. Eliot Flint is willing to go on record as an advocate of pills versus punishment. He quotes Dr. Maximilian Groszman, an eminent authority on children’s diseases, to the effect that “any ap- parent disinclination to obey comes from imperfect hearing; aversion to reading and writing, from imperfect vision; irritability and sulki- ness are caused often by astigmatism, which in its turn produces eye strain and persistent headaches, Laziness is but a symptom of anae- mia (poor blood), or of neurasthenia (nervous exhaustion), and these may be caused by malnutrition, overwork, lack of sleep, or poor ven- tilation in the child’s sleeping room.” As for fretfulness, that’s indigestion Making monkey faces and whispering in echool are incipient forms of nervous diseases. Hysterical symptoms are stubbornness, instability of will and gen- eral irresponsibility. Even fibs are danger signals indicating dis- ease, The doctors are strongly in favor of introducing into the public schools of New York City, by co-operation of school officers with the Board of Health, medical experts and social workers, a system of paychie, in addition to the present physical, examination. If they are right, and have their way, we may live to see a total abolition of corporal punishment in the home as well as at school. ee DOG DAYS LEGISLATION. ILLS are reported from Albany calling for ap- propriations of $15,000 to defray the cost of a legislative commission to investigate the con- ditions of factories and to report upon the best — Pe ss Ly Toe a EETETErer yreereeen The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday. July 8. 1911 “~ Denes an and rs. John. By Maurice Ketten. : Mr. | Good BYE ) HELOGTACK, 1 CAN | Soarr uae, —~\ _ witey, Goon BYE, lo SLOMMING WITH {PME stopreD ” (@) KISS THE CHICKENS TJoun . {You my wire is} _| SLUMMING AY we’ WPORNE BE Goop WIFE JUST CANE Bac THis MORNING HELLO, MAC , HELLO. HELLO t Anau eal ETS GO AND ‘s LET. To THE S Rave a Goad Oud OF ear tae bun teer AY WIPE TINE My WIFE MY WIFE 13 COMING RED My wire ts AWAY Bacts To DAY " AWAY 7 THERE ‘s, NOBODY HERE BuT You ano ME -SiRe TREIR Wives ; CAHE Bacir s WHERE ARE ALL THE Boys 9 Lvs | | pee cies Mr. Jarr Tries to Bea Good Husband and Father, But the Reward Doesn’t Tempt Him to Try It Again em cell 7 . Confessions Of a Mere Man Transcribed by Helen Rowland Coprright, 1011, by The Pres Publishing Co, Fhe Ant que Art of Flirtation. when New York, tke Pompeii, has become an ancient ruin, the ovators will dig up a “flirt,” and put him (or her) on exhibition in the a arts as the only specimen of the kind preserved. Indeed flirtation Is already an antique art. You have ty «in the dictionary to find it, and undoubtedly It won't be nd even there a generation hence, but among the “arc ives," along With manners, and morals, and matrimony, @ home cooking, and chivalry, and all the other nice thing that are going out of fashion, omehow we have lost the kna fotten low to make tender speech pliments, and enact the sentimental modern m. trie and deticate We Pitch into it asthough it were a game of tag or bar: Il, We go about it in a business-like, hurried manner, jur as we would go about eating dinner or dedelling @ bill oF BA) woods or catching a train, We make love as if we were making tlme or money, and do the polite and graceful (7) thing as if we were doing a duty or a “stunt.” ‘7 Moat men Mirtation is only the red tape through which one must go before kis ing a girl, To most women it {8 merely a means to an end—the altar, It is no Jonger an ART for sake, nor love for love's sake, nor even « Pastime for ite own sake. Alas, alack! Who killed Cock Robin? Was it masculine materialism or th newly awakened feminine sense of humor? For we men aren't ALL to blar by any means, A chap can’t flirt with an animated coat of mati, His tends @peeches won't penetrate a wooden image or a heart covered with a glacial daye of scepticism, ‘The average girl nowadays knows too muct humor, It get# on our nerves and drives all her an impossible compliment or make a gi LAUGHS at us! LAUGHS at US, mind you! The other evening when I agked a girl for the rose in hey natr she turned o. me with @ pitying smile and said: . “Why, Bobby, that's an ALL-SILK rose, You can get all you want like for 44.98." ™ Now, what are you going to do in a case like that? How are you going t tel a girl that her cheek ts like a flower when she has the cheer to inform y fn @dvance that she bought the “flower part at a drug store? How aro yo going to tell her that her hair is a golden snare when she frankly acknowledge: where it came from? Frankness {s a beautiful thing, but too much frankness spoils the fiirtatio Girls are no longer a fascinating riddle. They are a problem that has been solve @ book that has been read—and they don't even TRY to keep uo any illusio: about themselves. For wifehood and motherhood and all practical purposes no @oubt they a” far better this way=but they are not made for flirtation any more. They knoy ws too well, ‘They oan see straight through us with thelr eyes shut. Ah, me! It's a case of “Deliver the goods (or the wedding ring) or get out of ‘| the game!” And in flirtation there are no goods to deliver. It's just @ elon waltz in which you go round and round without ever getting anywnere. What's the use of it, then?” you say. Ye gods! useful; {t's BEAUTIFUL. It's the poetry, the v mming. the fringe around the edge of love. It js to life what lace and perfume and rufties are to a woman; what the decorations are to the dinner; what te dressing te ( the salad. It’s the exquisite art of exchanging deltcate attentions without meai- ing anything; of fencing without stabbing. It's the sparkle In the champagne the flavor in the sauce, the dew on the rose! It's @ game without a purpose, delightful way of passing time, But nowadays neither a man nor a woman wants to pa: } unless there is a conquest or a husband to be gained. They don't know wha they miss! For the only real things in the world are the things of the imagina tion, and flirtation ts imagination set on fire! Some day I am going to organize a Soclety for the Preservation of ¢hy Antique Art of Flirting. We could practise tie meetings, you know, and ¢e store the ruins of mummified hearts and crumbling sentiments, and perhaps geri Elbert Hubbard to write @ series of “Little Journeys to the Homes of Grest (The New York World). OME aay ex« ra Ss vy of fine role. to flirt he doesn't take time to be subti ven when ba h. She has too keen a sense he romance out oF us If we pe d stand play for her benefit #1 time — +t —____ \ “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue ? means of safeguarding factory workers. These There Is a Lot of Luck Left. itati Copyright, 1011, by The Prom Publishing Co. “There ain't any loafers in Brooklyn, (ness and awaited his family. Mr, Jarr took the chair and sat there! ne pa eee ae the agitations caused by (The New York World), if that's what you mean,” said Mrs. on’t you come in Mr. Jarr?”’| unt! near midnight, when the tee | By Clarence I Cullen. pe : the fearful loss o life in the recent fire in the By Roy L. McCardell Jarr. Mr. Jarr did not argue this point, the fee cream parlor proprietor, | cream man had all sold out and had) , Triangle Shirtwaist factory. * Jelther. He could have, and could have | com to the door during a momen- | started to close up his place. ‘ é - * Tt is easy to rocell ow much of seal for # bette «| g gy 'M going over to my mother's in| cited evidence to the contrary—but |tary lull in trade, ‘There's fans go-| By this time Mr. Jarr was worried Conyriaht, 1011, by The res Publishing Co (The New Xors World), - "yee = Dh Me = n a rai be at supervision Brooklyn. I've been, wo ed where the use tod isc uss differences Cd ing inside and t Hi age e.*? re and determined to @ home and t 4 Trouble nout Postponing the, Cauliflower Ear and Smeared Nose wv. of factories and for a better enforcement of the building laws there about how she Handk tp zee opinion in weather like we've been hav- a thank you! hgh : the married elione to Bis mie a altieg Day of Reokoning is that they|have Ever Seen were Possessed by Me: wi ly pina the: AtsAs’ watt se rs, Jarr | ing? martyr, “I'm waiting for my family je reach is fla (0 one wos MAKE rake Check! | Who Never Knew Whe: , ‘ was immediately following the disaste Tavestigations and reports with a note of me] So Mrs. Jarr took the children to come back from Brooklyn. They'll | the But he heard volces that sound- Raxe 7 add pga ahaa Lickea! a pe a from various authorities, expert and official, were made public. They ewlry in her voice. | fled over to her mother's in Br ve along any minute now on one of| ed familiar coming down the airshaft | The Primrose a came from coroners, fro : aes Mete eh ‘She'll © toliyn, and when Mr, Jarr was through | these open cars, and I want to be sure| from the roof, He mounted to the | | ‘The Moral Coward {s always « Vai : from the police, from the building depart- worse heat,” | with his work he went down to tue|to seo them so I can bring them in for] housetop and there, fanned by coal Path of Dailies eet ment, from the fire department, and from the office of the Borough | uttered Mr.| Avenue, as he had promised, and took | some ice cream." ing breezes, he found his wife, his ance intersects es President. To them were added investigations by the press of the | Jarr. his station in front of an ice creaw | “Let me give you a chair, then?" | wife's mother and his childrer. They, the Tuberose) Getting Out of the Rut doesn't mean Af iiss fj i nats " “What do you|parlor that was doing a rushing busi- sald the fricndly tee cream man, were so cool that he thought them Trail! Jumping the Traces! city and by various charitable and reform associations. mean?” asked ———= | chilly. ein ca Out of them all comes this demand for another investigation basis tare a Wheraire rau herr st id time?" | Gumption some-| Amb{tlon Smiles Saturninely when he Awlt x “IT meon that asked Mrs, Jarr sharply. “We times Overlooks a | sees a Cozy Corner! and an appropriation of $15,000. And then what? there's no relief In ; > home for hours," Bet, but Gall never satiety sight,” replied Mr. Dum a “T wag watching for you on the lower | Wins at all! ‘The Self-Kidder often Ships his Prev: Odd Gleanings From Here and There Jarr, running to Ww | er 1a ogues Avenue,” replied Mr, Jarr, pole) ses as Perishable Freight and thei ETON 't9 th i ge alta bcc came: howe Uy the: Upper: Aver Generally the} Forgets to Claim "Em! N ts the most important prod: rying papers before the civil war and : Mrs, Jarre — by Al Wood mee | said Mrs. Jarr coldly, “You ml ine we pees ‘ air : M y ma oodwar Fellow who Tells uet among the imports into Ger-| i, to his Iifework garded ht ai | ‘ mA n his Mfework. ‘arded Mm searchingly and said again | have walked up that way If you had | Sours ay ‘Em| By the ‘Time some of us Make up z —_— “I'm going over to my mother's in | really cared, Fortunately mother was | te Sand? sean lQdina’ thesia Ha onttan “eg ee acermany imported more than three| Brooklyn. I'm worried about h Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World). along and not @ soul sald @ word tol... . om * oe a z ad} Mind they're Og ip the Wagon A beggar carrying a sign, “T need |thourand tons of fruit waste tn 1910.) Again the note of inquiry. It Is in us.” eel ee cir eee Fo ee | aentsg acbtinal alan Gee an M bread,” was found to have $1 in his} Principally apple and pear peeling and t declaratio “ ’ A man, and T t i's no more than frame | THTees! ie Goblins also Get the Man who Lsevell vores, to be used by Jolly manufacturers, | menas, to ¢ husband “And now pot How'd You Like to Be] iit hut 1 svoutd ave the ke Mr, Jarre regarded his militant _-- Aiways Looking for Them! London takes th f you going along aiah acre the Iceman? Mrs. B. (almost in tears)—But I'm Reheat al wy moment while te) Being Broke can't Hurt a Man un- ‘ : tien area |, i2mlon_te le Census of certain m © company for dinner ang | hous! swessed a y | lpg i : | t's Queer how Flattered 01 . In Dresden the mai! authorities make} busy sirects every year, One of the| Mf. Jarr knew what she meant, Te Hampton Court Apartments, going to have company for dinner and) yong Kastman gang would have mot | Mas he Permits Himeclf to Get Used) , ts Quek’ vem ieutered some o¢ special provision for the transportation| facts adduced by It ls the prow did not want to seo Mrs. Ja Characte Mrs, Webb, Mrs, Brewster, Mra {10 ve a sa ot gall lea in the toebox! i eq to atay her on her way. \ toi! ¢ si na Of anillinery and hats tn boxes rae ornent of the horse arawe He did not even want to go to Brook. {Culling Henan and & Voice that spo! ‘ORTANT company. | “a understood you'd be home by the| bt raalaran (Siua niece Liven alae ARR ¥ propaed by motors, lyn, BRS. We-Pardon me for dis-) 1 nat's all Maht, but how | CAP# on the lower Avenue," he ex-| Some of us Forget ta Work the Canelpiag may Get his Jolte, but he's Yn meemorenene are disappointed because) | me Wish T could go along with you," he tu dear, but} 3 te eee ned, “sat in front of the tee cream | cellation Clause until atter we're Caged!| mune from Mental Jaundice! they are not reaping more benefit from | ne mountry nieman sugreste that 1, “But it was so hot in the office to- hay anything of the} out me? 1 haven't ot a bit of ice algo Sa as ice! MNacaustrial awekeuing of Chine In Most sports youth porsewes all the | Rahs outlet cease and iceman? 1 the box and my baby's milk is get. 4 ae TEs AChenl One ana ea i . — bt ay Deed heed tape dler Md aaa. A ool PERT ees icr Teer DM 0, T haven't; and ir and— Pha ie Pens eae Pld Ai whe Ever Denied us} somevody 19 Round to Proft when ' a [Mateh for youth and agitty, bit the ¢ ‘ ays pee tok i susly)—We you peo- OE AEB LOMAS: | the Right to Be Happy wore our own| ttorses are Swapped in Midq BHiddletown, Conn., hax a “newsboy'| siripling has no advantage over skilful [MM After It avis a ittle eno! put of the window! Mtns. C. eraciousiy)—Weil, If vou peo: |” wn ico cream parlor,” sald Aira, Jarr| Ae A Py Pe Sid: Btrenmt seventy-three ye i who began car-lage in thing. work on them In the dining reor ase WOO: tO. Kes ron’ YOU tarty, “You'd have made a better! ¢ oh Soares) ere I've GOT to have them ready te )—Say, from fhe Italian In the} sign in front of Gus's place pints | Whena Certain Type of Man Falis row morning.”* or ha ad the ° ie bey oa That's the thanks a man gets! A Knock Sticks where a Boost Down at Everything he Tackles, it “I suppose that means that T1) have | aes Pe Sa te ea | Glances a t Some Day that'll All| soothes Him when hie Friende et to go alone and take the children, ‘The | were just wonderi nd MR a l al P | ‘out be Changed ante Ale Radian trolley ride will do the poor little things | "2: of hin to use mine IN things-in teed) The **Pen’s"’ Triumph. | — ein e aM sy © to the Fact that | good,” waid Mrs. Jar, | Mrs, C.—Well, of course, 1 know ope ad gg age | Audacity fan't necessarily Reckless.| Ne (8 @ Dream », | "Yes, tt won't be so bad riding down. | be lite on account of this Mra, W. (surilly)—Oh, oh, how dare | | ness—unless It Loses . — v Where Are the O14 Timerst” summer clothes are ax hideous as New| tO and across the bridxe to Brooklyn | You sev, every one tukos 7 Oe SUERTE ON re tn Seal: ly a Contentment Seeen't have te he Me, To the Editor of ‘The Evening World York women's summer clothes are| i" 8A open car, and T wish T could go | duantity, and they wave to go back two |My baby You're nal, Yo -.| The Most Interesting Examples of tionary I greatly enjoy the Letter Depart- beautiful, . O. M, | with you,’ sald Mr. Jarr But, as 1) » vires bees + tr} me v AM it, You don't | ment, but where are the old timers who Downtown Clerks’ Manners, aaid, I've y to do that wopk." 4 W. Gomplaly sve , y Are three a oll baby EAT | used to write such clever, breezy ine To the Baitor of The Byening World Acsal si meena Ive simply 80019 Piet orb Urea If you do ub case ° Brac Goscnetvserat We iwie then, | (07 an Sere Here Pie Aveass BL ll P elose ai neut| ts 610 customers, Ara, -gae't. Yon eport to the & P&C e Days Goo tories for old times' sake, though the pri that the clerks and salesfolk in g it full loafers sitting Int } As. Boa Wh been d Mrs. W.—Don't you dare speak to writers are perhaps every bit as cleve ho are employed tn stores south leeves on the st Me Wit ' phi / oy | | Ienowa perfectiy well that pressing RE ile. was ls ( tly) booed e eman (awaking from a tra >, own pevfectiy weil that Ve Here are a few of the old timers’ C4nal etreet are apt to be less \ he the Ww | ly) Co ae Fs be ris lle a ee dace What He Feared. T'doube if sue'a making one staie tet aan names: F, Deekman, Farr, John | courteous, &e., than are their breath: | J | been with Lim PI w, wi HO (WADIA sia ameanie’ Gh akan mmtant as doing « family washing and ironing Henry, Jno. Conway siveres, Bete | Ten and sisters fur In this] “I don't think \ ‘ if ye walt wy ger there! T ; “ye a send me any aiore such feoltel we . 4 y ! be nothin’ left o: ne day last wi either." * {tia MeStandish, Louls . Babat- | Ye t ve to deal almost | you. Simply b —O) man,” 1m > glad 1 t pothin ! f a me der Jane week, $0 mots entertainingly. If this catches the eye | %!'t they care? There are exceptions, | # eves tn Iveman—What's thatt ¥ vet us irs, my ur, bet sour ones won't do | Companion, of any of them let them know hereby | Ut they’ seein to me to prove the rule, | HN he Is a loafer” ventured Mr, da ata t Ad I ca 1 vou Want i : | for me, 1 can't allow, an. y - that many of us (who have been r MRS, 8. ie was collarieas and in tis s J v Liha atatha dh alle ‘ | | jan my coat sis, Fido not use profanity,"* re ing The ng World steadily for ten Subway va, Tunne?, eves at t Maybe M M “ 1 tyot ane of your customers, but | billed thie aspirant? iis tha auaianns! Easy for the Hobo. or fifte rs) remember them and | 7 the Editor of The Bvening World 1 didn't, |i ew enn Ne apse SEPT pe Pra sac Uitti fet monlias Maaeeties | 66 A. actor modo the statement ene afterneo: would 1 ¢ more to read their) Dut hot spell the » who} Mrs Boo do I, Tee » nk you ado cs | in | temper Hudson tunnel was Aisarray, Ww wara| Me nt cs ave Atty | nieresting letters, Testify, you old S days, because man stomach sould. iy | about 65 oF tews, During the ua were loaf ; asteriul Borrower. could digest ere sale a fan or 1 tell you what 1 1) ' Tho M et genth> ttle Mrs. Wildur, | net him ten that tne wee eet the, Satement Mot Spe ¢ pe ab Jar ttin ‘ ‘ : 7 “ 1 wish Mrs, Nesbitt wasn't aulte | ton a aR a Wnastertul w twa went inte To the Katior of The Bveuh m © tr 1 suby i tat wi r fe 1 dy need my trons 40 et, * orto wear Might, br front doorway t and thos ' i lee ( ys deat tos fen | Mazielda !" ‘The hats, crash or linen clothes, soft shirts the air, If the tunn an be a, | Ub at hot t t Tere ry | with my father had been a pork) 1 uty to. her, and sald, "Good | asked hint See nid tee bet to the tramp, ene and low, soft collars, and that would) why can'( the subway? Why must we reet that is w you aid | , r , packer instead of a General. I'd be) mornt Mis’ M aye contd she Now, do you think vou cout mean a whole lot of comfort as well| New Yorkers suffer while Jerseymen | of You'll get to Hrooklyn too 4 | deeman rich to-day, - Weare: her ama a. Eile wala! ie eee of thicts 0 px added pleturesqueness and becom-| come to work cool? Who can solve] and leave too early to be annoyed by | Mre © (first to fall) “That's so, The ‘pen’ is mightion so viat' ss short aad sald: ingness all around, New York men's this problem for mo? AuDUpOS anybody yuere, of course.” Your oldeas evstom | than the ewords” gg Die, se a's) Ak rou Well me ta oho