The evening world. Newspaper, June 27, 1911, Page 14

as if by magic. In the newspaper you the trusts, the tariff, reciprocity, grain ¢ nation or decapitation of kings, sudden beside vital and thrilling matters like time-tables, camping outfits, cameras, g The opening of a beach resort near home The world along somehow short-handed, for you ¢! Advice to vacationis just now. But don’t take much advice, of udopting somo one else's recommenda perhaps you cannot go to without a stra after you got there? For that mat- ter, what the good of going any- where—that ia, if you are a New Yorker — merely for the sake of “getting away”? Ouce provided with that insu- lated, care - proof state of mind we were speaking about, it is possible to he more aloof from the boresomo things right here in town than are many unphilosophical be beaten anywhere. Bathing beaches, amusement park clude such diverting little novelties the front steps. Anywhere from 250,000 to half a mil Published Dally Except Sunday bythe Brees Publishing Compauy, 7 z ANGUS, SHAW, Pros and Tross, JOSEPH PL LirzE Ip Santor, Bec'y, | By M au ri ce Kette n. orid for tho Uni § 4 es he, Inve! == : - BRON escucrecesvsssce¥s WEN] ORE SIMPL svocrtryessyess 1 WANT 4 CHEAP a WWE GATEST STYLE SIR.) NIX on THAT fonth :80| One Month Auto Suit lo { THe CHEA PEST ee SiR THE COLOR OF YouR CAR ) you HAVE VOLUME St1......+ . ooee ‘ NO. 18,207. = ae ———————— * HO! FOR THE HOLIDAYS. ; AVING a vacation s like being a Bostonian it is than the movements of armies on a foreign frontier. | still an awfully busy place, but it will have to get) with affairs of state whilst going a-fishing. is eating up a great deal of printed space travel. As for having fun, skim over a menu of the things doing) in and around the city this very week or day, and decide if it could| boat excursions, baseball games, roof gardens, museums and the aqua- tinm we have always with us, while the current added attractions in- | Madison Square Garden, street circus parades of a grand opera com- pany, a roundup of Russian dancers, dramoe with “all-kid” casts in the public school yards, and church service outside in the open, on| all parts of the country run into New York during the dog da; preasly to enjoy this perpetual picnic. New Yorkers themselves might do worse than sample it, in vacation timo. lieve they aro strangere—such is the actual fact, in so far as many of | our iocal sights best worth seeing are concerned. | The Even | =e. _june Glorld. Can You Beat It? principally a state of mind. Just iry the application of this idea, and it will help your holiday, whether real ¢ iw b example. th Just WHAT I WANT. THERE'S SOMETHING CHEAP Sir, NOBODY wice SEE BuT You WOULDN'T WANT % BE SEEN WITH THIS SUIT INA NICE CAR moment put the “Vacation” plug in place on your mental switchboard the relative impor- tance and interest of things change! are reading, such topics as ropa, fashions, and the coro- | ly dwindle to insignificance | steamship sailings, railway | ‘olf sticks and baseball bats.) is much more to the purpose you | Now I WANT A PAIR OF SHOES \ FoR THE AUTO | KNOW WHAT, You WANT an’t and won't be bothered | “THERE'S SOMETHING VERY CHEAP. NOBODY CaN SEE YouR SHOES IN AN AUTO Curt Tat out | THE BEST SHOES IN THE SHOP FoR ME if any. What is the tion of a strange place that | gle, and might not care for| tod sf Q@ {Cupid’s Dead Letter Office 2 By Nixola Greeley-Smith| oe | To-day I think I want you to be tall and dark and clean shaven; yet a year o I Imagined you as a blue eyed blonde with a silky mustache, But a mustache! | '§ way out of teshion, so pernaps you had better not have it, You must be band-| some, but not like any handsome man I @) saw! I don't admire men or women whose faces are just shelis of beauty, empty shapes like the husk of @ seventeen year locust after the locust has moved away. 1 wished you to repeat to me, just as if you had written !t,|Maybe the locust comparison isn't poetical, but that's what I mean that most exquisite lyrio from the "Hours of Idleness”| 1 think 1 would like you to resemble the buat of Augustus Caesar—thoughtful, which every dark woman in the world wishes had been | forceful, cold, resolute, masterful—but you must never dare to look that way dedicated to her, | \to me! “She walks in beauty like the night | You must de truthful, and more truthful, and always truthful! Of cloudless climes end starry skies ° | To le to a woman you love {s the crime against the Holy Ghos: And ail that's best of dark and bright committed against the creature spirit of love itself, Meets in her aspect and her eyes | truthful. You must always « Thus meliowed to that tender light most partioularly Me. ‘Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.” You must pay me pretty compliments. Compliment the bonbons of love, | No one hae ever written anything half so beautiful about and as I don't care for any other kind of confectionery you must bring some @ dionde, I suppose the greatest poets never found blondes nicely assorted pretty speeches every time you call, inspiring. I hope you don't, Last year I almost fell In love because a man told me that I have “hands like | But the year before I became a Byromaniac I had a| white butterflies!” But he had such a funny shaped nose that I simply couldn't | sharp attack of Napoleonitis, I read nothing but histories! appreciate him except when ho didn't call, | and memoirs of the First Empire, and then your name was Napoleon Bonaparte You must be lean and athletic, but pale and thoughtful at the same time. | Something just like # French barber, | You need not be rich. All T want is a nice country place and a pretty little apart- | No. 1.—From a Young Girl to Her Ideat Man—Marked “Not Found" and | Sent to Cupid's Dead Letter Office. people who do nothing but | Y DEAR IDEAL: Last year your name was George Gordon, becaitse I had just discovered the beauty of Byron's poetry and I wanted you to be named after him. aviation field days, motor-| @ musical Marathon at the! & sacrilege Yet you must not be brutally the best in people—more particularly women— lion holiday “trippers” from ex- They need not make be- "= To Keep Kage Freeh. tion. Letters From the People Asa thunder shower travols | simply by following thetr noses, 27. 19113 Eat, Dri But Be New York's Evening World Coprright, 1011, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Worl), No. 3--By Dr. S. L. Hill. AT sparingly. This in (ie best of the stomach aclence of dietetice loses in It Virtue of the fact that teachs other city in the world. The hors-d’oeavre, a highly indigestible morsel, ts set and before out to cultivate an appetit worst form of alcohol taken at the worst time. cockta!l immediately exerts its influence on the liver. | ful than three highbatis, diluted, as they T stomach. The cause is easy to find sandwich and glass of milk for luni meal a day," meaning dinner. This is oft capacity of the stomach {s limited, and accommodate the food comprised in this from having an appetite at other times; the | lunch, and then overloaded at dinner. ain prestige is that a person restricting himeelf to a nut diet, for example, ceases abusing The reason why food cults better when they Fletcherize? Simply less than has been their custom. When @ person becomes a convert to Vege, tarieniem it {s usually after long abus system of eating he acquires the habit of the cure! A measured, mixed diet ts best of all desire to keep their figures than by fear of indigestion and its attend This ts the period of extremes { HE form of indigestion most common here is that indicated by the ai nk-- Healthy minent Fhysicians Advise Readers on Summer Diet advice that ean be offered for the goa faddiam in dietetics, A particular # practicab! ve generally b: 8 of tt are usually exponents of fads. Thers are faddists in the practice of m.dicine, faddists wo aro seml-sclen= tile persons, some of whom have ar- rived at thoir ideas from their own ex- perience, other® who arrive at theories in arm chairs, The reason why any food cult is wrong in promulgating {ts theory Is that people differ in their needs, Primarily, man is both herbivorous and carniv- orous, with the ability to qustain himself along either of theve lines. The Esquimau finds health and strength by living on meat alone, while the little Japanese ts quite as doughty taking no meat. Here, however, these imple 01 Aitions do not exist ‘The American stomach i being @t- tacked by the lure of the oulsine. This {@ especially true of New York, which has more fine restaurants than any that, perhaps, comes the cocktail, the ‘Tuken on an empty stomach the One cooktall 1s more harm- are, with water. ted : A man may take a light breakte ch, and then say “I have oply one good ten the cause of the whole trouble. The #0 the stomach {s necessarily dilated to “one good meal.” Haste keeps & man tomach {# abused by the midday js stomach. because t And why do people get eat more slowly and 99 e of his stomach. In adopting @ few! thinking about what he eats—and that's |. More people are driven to dietetics by lant flls. Se aananaaenanaad WOMAN who starves herself in o} an actual disease—a nervous lose A der to of appetite. “the new figure’ develops She gets to a point where she can't eat—and then we find a nervous wreck, When the rounded figure once more becomes the fashion—tn other words, when hips are worn again—she will find herself out of it, for she has rutned her digestion and cannot get back to her old form, By avoiding the course dinner, by ea the average woman can attain a good, wait for the fashion to cha: New York people gei after the theatre. ail times to eat sparingly. A man may want only a sandwich and a gia’ he doesn't dare to give go simple an order at an expensive hotel, that his stomach suffers for the sake of appearances. ting a plain and fairly substantial meal, natural figure. If she can't. she should He should be careful at Needless Worries That Age New York Women By Alma Woodward Copsrizht, 1911, by The Frese Publishing Co. (The New York World), * Her Husband’s Job. 7 isn't as much HER hus- | band Job that worrt New York woman as it exact relative position of his F job to the job of some OTHER husband—and unle: tt’ least two notch head of the other | fellow's, Madam #its down and mopes' It's too bad that the quotient result- ing from the division of existing gilt- edged jobs by the number of J York's male inhabitants isn't greater. There are a few men who have earned soft berths, some who have bought them and a certain mumber of “fool: for-luck” who have fallen tnto them But, In proportion to the dare-livin variety, they are pitifully few. Ho’ ever, floating in theoretical clouds, descends to the “grind.” She knows that Mr. Jay t# making $5,000 a year—therefore, in her estime- tion, {t 1s nothing short of criminal that her George isn't making that sum—or anywhere near tt! She urges him to invent aome wonder- ful thing that the Government will buy on sight for use in the army or navy; sha begs him to go sit on the doorstep of the Stock Exchange and absorb tips that will pan out; ehe even goss so far hia going to some million- a wif Fo the Ritter of The Evening World: A correspondent aske you, ‘What oan be done to keep oggs fresh?” Silicate of sofa, the forty-degree strength, di- luted to a ectution not weaker than one of silicate to thirty of water, hae been Proven to keep the ocas fresh for a long time The Depertment of Agri- evlture hes issued «@ bulletin on this pudject. iL 8 Spans! To the RAitor of The Evening W: across the country and is an area of! low pressure, tt of course 1s apt to continue right on out to sea across the Ccoan unless it should be dissipated. Light travels quicker than sound; therefore the number of seconds be-| tween the flash and the clap, multiplied | by the known speed of sound, Indloates the distance from storm centre. Dash- | And before that I called you Willlam ing cold water over the stricken one! man so much, And before that your name was Ivanhoe But I want to assure you of one thing=you have never, never been nay {a the aimplert and handiest method of restoration, Teoumseh, because I admired Gen. Sher- a More and differently than any woman has ever been loved before. When we are Under what ctroumatances wee the Star Spangled Banner written? BB. 8. The author, Francis Gcott Key, was Getained aboard a Britleh warship that ‘was part of a feot bombarding two | To the Ae dawn broke, after @ night of bom- bardment, he aaw tho American flag stil! foating above one of the forte, ght inepired him to write tho poom, | i> eck of m letter, from thence; although I have yet to roo! dino ona actually procasd, from the north, ag! iva to they are formed by an ares of 000!| water 120 naturatiy follows that @ cooler spoil fa resultant, Local showers, however, form in and about the locality, and are but © temporary check to existent cone ition, They never “back up," despite 014 fallacies to the econgrary, Neither cee the wind come tof Any met di- Z Feotion, 14 may come any Giree thous? times our 6 Btray cate and dogs are abused and MNitreated, @nd dogs atarving and sometimes with broken limbs, American forte during the war of 1812 | ting oan not antmals, |mombers of tho Aociety for the Pre- | Th! vention of Cruelty to Anim, and think for thameeives what is 6 rougn Graft was scribbled on the tege to as , tural mont of our thunderstorms procend | weigiit, Weather swirling into one of warmth, It/do not tomporanon jeadera devote some | Mut he must do aa I direct | Arinkabte eubatitute tor bonated wators, a» Dr, Cutter out in The Myening World, are somos something that will eoive this problem? TiHoTY, | after any actor, I am not a matinee girl, and I don't want you to look like any | man I ever saw, But of course you wil have too much taste for that. J am going to let you choose your own name, because I have so many {deals now and it isn't possible to expect you to have all their names, Resides, George a Gordon Napoleon Bonaparte William Tecumseh Ivanhoe would be rather a funny Wherever I go I #09 cate | combination, wouldn't {t? So have any name you like, only please don't have Hiram or Reginald, 1 simply couldn't stand you if you had. | ——- Girls. By John L. Hobble, married your love must grow stronger every day. We will have any children or not. I ever find that you belfeve in corporal punishment I would get a divorce. Of course I will know you at once when we meet, and you will know me and! I haven't decided yet whether | But !f we do I want you to remember that if W. DURKIN MACDOUGALL. Suffering Animals, FAitor of The Krening World think how different Iam to all others. And thts letter which I am sending you mow Is just to tell you not to get tired waiting for me, “the unknown goddes and not to have any false goddesses before me! A Vacation Spent Upa Tree. “We two girls were tired out and !n | apple tree, aided by four etrong timbers, | Reed of rest and ovt of doors, which | we had a flocr laid elx feet equare, Fae- I do not seo why some: be done for thes poor I hope you will print this 60, Gleanings. } In the Jest nine months of 1910 India’s imports amounted to $393,953,638, and her | exports to $09,030,265, increases of §22,-| can read 11H anid, when twenty-one years old, Mise C. S | “The man I marry must be bold rr the | ‘Wantea—a Thirat Killer, our limited amount of money seme | tened curely above this we had « tent 000,000 and $74,000,000, Customs receipta| Quem tt FI erg the dalle Stil 1 Thunderstorm Lore, To the Boitor of The Rrening World And rich and very large and grana | adequate to supply. shapes framework of timbers with the! were $3,000,000, a gain of nearly $8,000,002, fa NR ‘To (he BAltor of The Bvening World: | Why hi no one ever Invented a | And kind, yet ablo te command; “This ie what we did, Happening to jcorners three feet above the floor and ry "ye ay Fie apneing wering the thunderstorm auertes: | whuicsoma, Inexpensive, poiatadle Auld | ila every vhovght he eauat confide | @hink of an old eprending apple treo | t* Tian pole six. Upon this frame wel “The attempt to commit sulcide 1s not| nity ergata, 1, a pe Feponderance of our weather! whereby t9 quenoh a pig thiret? Water) And te my oounseicr and guide.” upon @ farm in Michigan, where I nad | fastened heavy canvas, with the ende|a punishable offense under the German| Sts Reale | from the northwest, st 8 Ras /in Janes quantities becomes @ dead Joona at the bottom ao that we might criminal code, ‘But of courne,” says a| London exohango, ‘\f you succeed you) once ro i the f1 | Lomonude jx cutting, milk In-| Dut when #he somo years older srew Visited, I wrote, aking the farmer | inrow them open and have only mos , | 7 1 Af we might nem there, Upon recetving | quite netting betwee nd the all ible to komo, beer I often condioe| Bho sald: t any man will do jaw! « ial, @ air, | must be prepared to take the conse heedashe, 3f we dilute beer with|A hort, a elim man, oF @ lob, his consent, we shipped @ box of light except in case of storm, We furnished | quenc | ite hamtiy tho drink ideal, Why | Just #o he haa a steady job; warm bedding and a few oovking uten+ /our nest with two canvas cote and our — | Gis, packed two steamer (trunks with | trunks (under them), On the ground un-| Javea te an island in the Malay archi- Our plainest clothes and things ahso- | dernenth we sot up the box in which our|pelago, the principal seat of the Dutch lutely necessary (it ts surprising how | blankets came for @ eombination table| power in the Mast, and, after Sumatra | fow ghingw are necessary), and early one and oupboard, with two emailer homes, and Borneo, the largest of the Sunda! Morning jeft the city, ‘That nivit we| tor ohaire, We had aloo q smal] camp| group, It {a 690 miles jong by 8 to 120 #pent in our own home, bullt sinee| stove, Miles bread, and hae a population of Morning," saye a writer in the Woman's | J, wae the best summer of our lives|@bous thirty million, The clef articies ping dome we have a home in, an yaiting us for|of export include sugar, coffee, tea} rine "Upon the apreading branches of the) the next,” and todacee, Mt aml onesry $9 producing &| And wear the clothes thag I select,” beer, &o? Care pointe | Hut In a dogen youre or more |Hhe felt much diferent than hefere; ‘are na | Aisa anid; “What 1 have anved will do compounding | To clothe and buy the food for two; And he could manage things and , | If 1 could only get A MAN,” injurious (9 the tissues, shemisty equal to aire and beg backing for a wildcat acheme that is SURE to lift him to the Rockefeller paralic!! And the husband smiles sadly as the at the old stand—because he knows that the rent has to be paid! A man, tn good faith, tells hie wife: “My dear, think of the thousands who are worse off than we. We have a com- fortable little fat, clothes to wear, de- cent food to eat and a maid to do all the hard work—we are really well off.” But she refuses to look down the la der—ehe always considers herself on the bottom rung, and this ts her answer: “Yes, but look at the rows and rows of lovely houses on the side streets and the great number of expensive apart- ments that are all lived tn, Those peo- ple must have the money and the men must make it! I don't know how they do !t—but they do. Why don’t Your And straightway there l# @ lovely Uttle foundation for a family scrap! Oh, the pity of It! ‘The luxury in New York !s thrown at one so—t speaks so Dlatantly from fine shops, restaurants, and the endless s with their expensively gowned burdens. It is alwaye before the eye of the Woman who “oon't afford things'—and was anything to be gained by worrying over it—if the wife could tm- Prove tho situation by so doing! Bu’, dy constantly “wondering why” things aren't different, she fertilizes the root of discontent until it blossoms dividedly —and there 1s @ perting of the waya! An Englishman wald recently “Your New York women sre never e@atisfed! And immediately @ thousand tongues (feminine) awoke snd told him what re- lation he was to Ananias, But it's true! Tho New York woman !s never aatis- fled, She wants her husband to perform les in the fob line and he can't. Miracles haven't been chronicled for almost a couple of thousand years! The Retort Clerical. OLDWIN SMITH tn hie reminiscences tells | G sport of fox hunting, upon the parson's predilection, and finally deter: | mined to rebuke him, “Mr. Brush,” said he, “I am fully aware that as regards your pastoral mini@ietions 1, your ‘Dishop, have no fault to find with you. Hut the tattle runs that you are ‘noniinately fond of fox hunting.” ‘The Rev, Mr, Brush was not lord," sald’ he, “'the tattle rune dismayed, “My that you are in| Delivered and Paid For. HE hook apprmached respectfully the Gosk of James 8, Bhorman, dent of the United Sates, to the) te for you, free of charge, ‘There are a few celebrated men to whom we Wiah 10 give o eet, thus affording you pleasure and giving the | oks valuable advertisement Moase wig this reese ot! nd emiled, The books Mr, Kherman sis.ed "three montis. later another agent appeared the hooks, ' ooking nt for iat Chay ete pred te ma" hie Our oor (hip veesipt and promise to pay," ~ . he A i were e ‘ the Vice-Pres-| Ae, According explained the agent smooth Bherman had signed. The Vive-Mrosident alghed, made out his checx sail domething hand the for the required amount, bat yinent, for a sat ot daent’ came tt over your tncia gig eon book aA Easy Money. Vv N@ trotted blithely to busines Re se A na 414 his work remarkabiy wal Wewhat magi” gasped Veertn “The man you agagot to « beh tn the yard wie Sa lily Modiflsd Anguish. WO women, evidently of mural origin, cenfly entered a millinery establishment Chicago, and the elder of the two gave tole novel order to the salenroman as 1 am in mourning, ber hand tn ths Bats, casgres er Saving Wt hand be Peabt thee Meebo sl feb ad re } | |