The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1911, Page 19

Fi a j * The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, June 15, 1911. y Ferd G. Long}|} Did You Ring? HOW 13 THE DINNER COMING? DINNER? HUH! THE TURKEY HASN'T COME YET /T Any SEEN NO CASE BALL FER, T)THE BALL GAME ALONG SPeLL. IT'D DO You Goop, AN! MaKe You FEEL YOUNG AGAIN.) TURKEY, GIVE ME MAIN 472) SURE VLL GO TO THE THANKS- GIVING DANCE WITH YOU TOMMY SAY DID YOU SAY, HIRAM, LETS: MeE’N You Go To THE BALL GG": on YoU, BONFHEAD. SLIDE! SLIDE; J. | Just Jokes. Bacon—And you say your wife From Here le igh nd at times? and There. F there were but I one potato in the world a careful cultivation might produce ten!/ billion from it in| VS | | Sayings (1) (Pay te ree MRS. SOLOMON) Being the Confessions of the Seven Dreams # By Wheelan Oh, ye Bacon What does #he worry l about? Summer Haundredth Wife. | ten years, and as a very aligit n ed | thus supply tho jimpediment in her Zeanslated By Helen Rowland, world with sted \eoeaie “ana Gantt a | Copsright, 112, by The L'ress Wcblishing Co. (The New York World). Winter fishing | Yonkers States Y Daughter, peradventure Man shall come unto} in Manitoba is a * 4 y man, M thee saying: strenuous occupa | aia . Y, j oo “Lo, why hath the Lord made WOMAN? | tion. The mercury | (f NN ‘Now they claim - he ig | often touches 60 ij that the human For there is no reason in her; and in love, she degrees belowzero, A ( va bay GONtatH Bak more capricious than a babe with a toy. and nets must be . ¥: PAA) e “Behold, even as she licketh all the glue off a postage stamp yet ezact-| fished several what @th it to stick, so she worryeth all the sentiment out of a man; yet ez-| times each day. pecteth him to cling. And WHY is this?” 1 charge thee, kiss him patiently and rumple up his hair, saying: “Beloved, 1 know not, save that we are such foolish little things!” Yet, 1 say unto thee, my Daughter, answer these questions if thou canst: Why doth a man ALWAYS He unto a woman, even when the truth would serve him better? Why doth he kiss the woman whom he despiseth and avoid her whom he desireth? Why doth he seek a woman who ts difficult to win, yet pine away be- Cause she is not EASY to manage, after marriage? Why doth he pursue a woman who is INDIFFERENT, yet dwelt in It has been) Proved that milk will effectually ex- tinguish the flames from gasoline, or any form of rojleum, since it forms an em | with the oll, where- as water only spreads jt. “Well, that may account for some girls making bet- The motor car was obstinate, It wouldn't budg | Industriously the The latest type of ‘ On \ man in waterproot eternal disconsnt because she doth not fall down and worship him when Sout cruiser of the DONT WAN ANT, lcap and gogstes he hath got her? Dusuesc se a me Be CA te turned the crank Why doth he wed a coguctte, and forever after endeavor to REMODEL | 5,250 tons, carries 1 SHA handle; but with ! | her into a prude? eight six-inch guns FLOOR- WEESEIS: | teria Is” betes Why doth he select a fancy article for his drawing room and thence) &24 Will probably = | Alfered!”” have @ speed of | y forward bewail the fact that she cannot boil a potato? r twenty-six to twen- Why doth he choose a maiden with brains sufficient to THINK for her ty-seven knots, self, and ever after insist on doing her thinking FOR her? The scouts, Iike But to such gib- Why doth he fall in love with a woman because there is none other pllohé othe type of }ings he was deat. varship, are ine LIKE UNTO her, and then rail at heaven because he cannot make her over Once more he according to the REGULATION pattern? hopefully # od creasing rapidly in size.—Scientific Am- talk fast enough. | eee AN ee 2) Covyright, 1911, by The row Publishing Co, (The New Yorn Worid), IT WOULD BE A FINE THANKSGIVING WITHOUT Verily, verily Woman is the Eternal Question; but Man is the ETERNAL | erican. the crank and pane turned it industri- JOKE.. t dee Srueele ously. No effect. And unto a JOKE there ts no anstwcer—save a SMILE. Sclah! Proverbs havecome Again he paused from India and He recone | nd oe China, while in- me my ee.e os tereourse with the A breath, Observing Lyrical Liltings of Lonesome Liz} | iiiy: snus: = Tire asetinces erica, has added a — pac EE 3 By Elizabeth Gordon Very eaneroun subs 2s ill es and dropped menroronrls | ply. Of these ae , coin on the up- (Copsrigat, 1910, by Geo. W. Harker art Uo.) ter, “Time ——— | turned cap, ad bi “Thank you, m: Lilt Two. And every thing 1 aee just rubs it in, | money" Ie one | Sigal le eetnenee etn | pictures they t " ht from the | AST night Mame Clancy an’ her one plotures they had on that old show)! seantistonss of ) murmured. I Danae beat ‘as all about a girl had lost her beau.! yantceland that \\] j"It's the only Took me to see a movin’ picture | Just ft with him, the same's I did with| has been hugged street organ Lever show, mine, tight to the Japaa- that didn’t O! course ‘twas nice o' Mame, but Hully | But hers I must say acted lke a shine.| ese brea: and {s me nearly ! She got so lonesome though, !t made| perhaps more with tte No: that game o’ gooseberyy for ter sick quoted in casual nolgel) You @ me. An’, when he come she up an’ grabbed| speech than any serve a copper! Somethnes I almost long for Joe agin’, him quick. other. Answers. . Jiudson, since it bears no resemblance, | galley, when By C. L. Sherman ee nn 7 ener ne HERE COMES THE HAVE GUESTS MINISTER Ow. [liv HIM WE COMING Legends of Old New York By Alice Phebe Eldridge Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), ses Anthony’s Nose. i NY must have wondered at) color was that of the ruby, its ste! the reavon why such @ ttle | prodistous, while It shone ike polished, as Anthony's Noso had been copper in the sunlight. On this given to the promontory just mer morning Anthony was lolling peace site Dunderberg, upon the | gully over the side of Peter Stuyvesant’e, Is oso caught a ray of. however Imaginative one may be to | sun, reflected it, hissing and spluttering,! that n feature, = into the water, where it killed a fing, It » in fact, a memorablo event | sturgeon. in the Ife of Anthony Van Corlaer,| The fish waa eaten and remarked ‘to trumpeter to Gov. Stuyvesant of NeW! be delicious, excapt where the burmt, Amsterdam, now New York. place savored of brimstone, And thinks The said famous event was the ktll-| ing the event worthy of commemorss! ing of the first sturgeon ever caught | tion, as surely It was, Stuyvesant forthe! at the foot of the mountain, ‘The mi nor | with gave to the mountain that > of the killing was pecullar, to say the ebove his vessel and under which least. sturgeon had been killed in och fh Pay Anthony, by unfailing devotion to the| markable manmer the name of” flagon and keg, had gotten for himself | thony’g Nose,” considering that a place a nose worthy to be remembered; ita'in history was due to that member, Summer Resort Puzzles. | What two Maine re: Answer to last puzal ris are represented in the picturet ig Gull" and “Little Gull,” A New York Romance of a Summer Girl’s The Professor’s Mystery <& the two doctors rapidly Aincuased the precise nesds of the case, and with the medium's avsistance for muated a plan of aption f bound to way that | bring his wit weak cause. We won't attack you and| ie his wite, |give you a chance to defend yourself, | © but we'll make a nation-wide mock of | don't care a bit.jyou, You'll be @ Joke, with comic} a big doctor, you, drawings.” ou will not, then I expose you alto- gether, publicly.” ou can say anything you Ike," retorted cool L. Just because you’ Just a Glimpse Into fats" 4 maa is De, Tmtnaguc needn't think I care, Folks are 80] #yoy’ bluff "she | who Bua tr | “You're trying to bluff me, hove! en from th h “* Me used to you sclentific men denying! sneered, | @ ew or Ops yee CE ie als this aud everything that when you support us tt nen all at once, her cootness gave nf Sed an, that detail ht bert be managed, and showing a famill Mra. helps, and when you attack matter, You think it don't way, and she flung herself around upon | us in a flood of tears: | te Mt f wi ‘ taut SNe ees HM furntahings of * ald atripes in blue, green or pink, ts bor'n tro fervour at ° . 1, | of wise ones t9 the whole earth. My| wyou! nice crowd of men, aren't 2 atshi p 1 o n | her's 5 5 oF vued, She! refuses to ieud 4EF°| hiente have falth in io. ahs ate Ae Aa rake a Aaa eat | home are now dems |H25 @ yard, and 44 wide mallty 9 ‘oon 2a and expose all you want to.” ‘on one woman this way? tion, and the shops are displaying | bandings to match tn ¢ hich eoutd | pe te and pros than ve CHAPTER XXV. Wouldn't tt be wiser to make friends | Ene come awittly to me and caught |#ich a profusion of pretty und inex | be utilized am border, are 1 cente @/enily we heard the voices of the o:hary ibacby of us?” Mr, ‘Taber askod slowly. ban yay hands, leaning againet me|Pensive draperies and rugs that every | yard, in the hall, and whe wens quinily out (Continued.) “We'll make you a by-word,” aout | On upturned face, scan be satisfied, Cretonne couch covers, with a deep to meot them, ‘Then came a ¢ ot Fighting With Shadows, |terea Reta, “Welt run you out of the) «pia you seo anything wrong at ature of the now Arapery | valance, that are 4a nice for summer |Dlur of tonew, Mra, Vabor'a tn stint HE allenist's Napoleontc face|Country, That's what we'll do, we'll | gtings? Have you anything A @ of glaring effects. | use even in the city home, are now Ft ela a ac ardened and his voice took | Fun you out of the country. line that you'd awear to, youraol , ings are soft and the blendings | made to order In the French: cretonne . . tt a ahvilan odae, She smiled a thing” Tanawered, "What of |dvilcate, Borders wre everywhere in at, $9.0, wulle the same material ean (oars “Wo shall not go into that,""| “All right, doctor, Run along,” Jevidence, vad by the yard at 7% centa, Of my duar, | L Nhe sald. “And now we wilt| Then rising to her feet again, with a 1en you'd He about me?’ T could | n acarty and squares in the the domestic eretonne would be J have told me make an end of this talking, You are| sweeping gesture, Waal hastueaecan Nae nae pretty Austrian printa are much tn | ni At Aw proport lower partly sincere, but you are charlatan| "Say What you will, all of you,” sh IW" gait Tetwith the greatest | favor for summer use and they are! priv, ete these goods enirable alsa. I have seen all tho record: cried tragteally, “I dety you!" | in every paper in New York 5 and aa yard I have attended your aitting: And sho marched over to the door, | ! etepped back, | y used for) J 2 silk portieres tn d I have all the data, you understand,| “One moment, Mrs, Mahl," said 1. | "Excuse me, I'm golng to telephone.” Arayery lin 0 ua embroidered Ang I have my position, so that people “The man who waa with Lil Bt your’ She looked arquad a} the others with ‘What bow @ patural ground, with the! pink pgsee ug aol at 67.00, b Ta- | or, By Wells Hastings} a id Bri Hook Strange Adventures Aged an rian ooKker};. (Copyright, 1911, by Bobba-Merrili Company) | listen to me. You have done tricks, | sittings was a reporter, the only one |the eyes of a cornered cat. Then she | fulness. And God will punish you.” had and hearing only the restless mov been tmaginary in thelr origin: for ever ECEDING CHAPTERS, | ORC: twice, many times, and I have all| there, 1f I say so, ho'll scare-head you dropped back into her chair. | ‘The grantto face of Pr, linm yielded, was|ment of Reid, At last, De, Paulus| hore, ia, she presence of this open alan Mu bye! the facts and the dates, So, You will/as a faker—in letters all across the | “Very well,” she sniffed, “I'l do it. | Paulus relaxed into a grim smile, hae gnarl a tn aaa we Gt’ Ge sok ipapature, § fait. ams do as I say, and I will remember that | front pai You won't be a seriousyI'll deny my faith to preserve my use-| “The press in America,” afd aia site memraaat a Pe ars HRC 8 sense of tension, the same ime you Are part honest. Or, otherwise; 1f impostor, or have the strength of a} — ———— -—— - — y as of @ surrounding crowd, the se-drawn curtaing ine oppressive heaviness of the ate mosphere, I could hardly belteve tn the alry spas to of the high room, or the physical distance between me end my fe w-watchers, My breath came la- sly and I wondered how those thin could fatl to hear the slow pound. @ of my heart and tho rustle of oys neavy breathing beind the ecurtajn, Qut of the corner of my eye I saw Reid raise his brows toward bib superlog, and he answered by @ frowning nod, st, after an interval doubtless, far shorter than before, but inter i table, drawn out into the flo Tat of the yo heavily | qyi@ to our strained anticipation, ; tows of | moaium shuddered alightly and fell tow at the far end of the | the ry bopped carolessly | ite qwitching, almless movements, Wme hia cago wih an ovcas | ploasanuy Ike reflexive spasms of ys eovpy and but for this the | a dying animal Bhe moaned aoftly onoe sc 1 for us to hers! on twice, then relaxed Mmply, and me st cloog the leaves of) Voice of Miriam began to speak, Vered veranda and the gipplo ro 1 ammother—-why Ain UPA the glass, = me here? on that my excited sansa. —— = louw wittings muss have 68e Be Coutineeg.y Aaa 4 eat