The evening world. Newspaper, June 10, 1911, Page 11

— ’ . eee ove ‘in . " a - a a an a nn i oe PN ee eee ee eS The Evening World Daily Magazine. Saturday. June 10, 1911: Lg By Clare Victor Dwiggins & “Them Was the Happy Days!” ‘N Goperiaht, 1911. te The Pram Publishing Co. (The New Yorn Worl. ‘6 Herve Jinn! 4 ANMATS + UP? Pa + GOW? CRAZY? THal WIRELEss TELEGRAPH, EX? Aa, pay WAS UP T SOME FOOL (MvEHTiQN ( Hatwa'Ha! You WORWeO on IT Remempen- | Toor =" RE. ALEL suResT ALL ONE VACATION @& FINALLY /, Ad ay @ SMmaAsHed THING. YOU KNOW -— UP it We EAR Hat wal Remerneer The Time You GOT T TH WORK @ | Took ally T @ You CALLED HEN! WAL WASHT MEM WAS THe Hnery D MADE THE STEAM BICYCLE oor AN Ax =HO! He! Ho! ME An oo a sa EM THE HAPPY alt a aN, 7 OF A igt OF JUNK & A plik A aa S |) DAYS dummy 2 % Hcoure OF BueGy wHecLs 2 ton on c | YouR eve ~ ‘ ALF, & ILL SEND A & Here ay MEessace FOR YoU oucn” WHT, | ) nies: The Oil Trust Puzzle eee Silhouette Sayings strery_tartation ‘By Sam Loyd. oninioad the soe | {# an instrument ere fe | |buman witl | fet out, Haven't | \ teaches out tow- econ. | ard the mastery of “Oh, TL can't @o a ais | out this way," ahs | screams. “I could. | n't find anything | to put on but my ‘ pathing suit and I'm not going to face allthat crowd in tt" | Lite | In Black-and-White Land | Reltgion, which | Was once an insti. tution of the state, | is becoming more ‘and more the faith and {deal of the | individual soul. Anything that j can be studied at all can be studied | | sclentifically, and | there is no reason for trying to take | it up in any other way. The moral onduct of men | and the {dens in- splring ft—I. @., re- Hgton = should be taken up in this way. Man With Wood- on Leg-Your charge for erema- tlon Is) exorbitant Porter at Crema- tory—Well, we will throw off 10 pe: cent. In your case | | adout | activity! @ hun. tn the | rdiy one of them ever gets Even tn the Inst century men felt compelled to apol- ogize for writ “Do you think my new hat matches my hair, dear?” about themsel “impoesible, Gwendolyn. The material would have to be changeable.” fi adumenaete teal. Men now! realize developmet human being the most interest- | ing thing in the! world, and that {f/ they can tell succeed: burn. ing his fingers with “My last manager allowed me to have my ‘beauty sieep.'” ai Tran: “Honest, honey, If I'd been him i'd have insisted on it.” “You « wet that sUk for me? she aska. “Why I tled that strip of cloth around your finger this very morning dltered {t 0 teckel of ft woulda’ to remind you of The Expedient. Sree Sede Spore te So heee et cams eet eh that _Jungle Tales for Children —— By Farmer Smith — PASC 71a, Te Dien cco IMMY MONKEY awoke one naa “ I could be patient,” said Jim-| openly and clear- | Whe husband| THE Shakewenrian tar threaded hls tong Ms Ag ing and turned a somerrault just) my, loo! p at Mrs, Spider with his} ty the story of) Bares ankle “At fingers longer hate and eau: Egon! 5 { to see if he were awake | wonder! 8. “How do you do it?” | thete own lives! tne strip of cloth | Paitadelpnin, In me eecen (res — ‘Hey, there! Don't ‘Phe fe with young people is,| there are many and then # ‘Can jon lend me fifteen canta, olf mant” he A Born Sargainer. be so f .* sald | they @ too much time,” began Mrs.| who will find al Well, Vil bs “4, 0 . asqu little Spider. “You, for inetance, sit there] deep interest tn gered. Wives teri’ the Gannon Genenteh” te Di" aitie & stetienas i totarine on ate fae voice, which Jimmy the hour and play with your tail. | this. | Mihai Ircacies of fe banking. bustage, told tf 6 recognized at once. | t good is that to you?” lay to young bicrelist who rode up to # countey I beg your pare) “It amuses me," said Jimmy, squint- far, nee pect me to play Hameo to tore. uring some flab he inquited the peta, f Dante's avowed don, Mrs, Sp “1 | ing at his tail, aim was to show forgot ali about! “It's all right to be amused, but you | the working out of | r @eb, and I could have a better time looking at the; {solated meral he Gent of beard oa my face, do] He agreed to take @ halt dom, Belem be paid for them, however, he caushé @ets of © Dottie of cream, if it down’t make any Aifterence to yom,” he “Vil take the cream. Instead of hurt my_finge Chicago Post he manager wid, “we con Browntng--How t= really did not mean flowers and t learning things,” |1aws; | pei en ain emel ae he cream GUMMY MALIA EE eee | see een N you show Uncle Sam how to/ which will divide the oli field into seven | It is a simple problem, sf you go Attia ey enanwe, mud | drei aut ste won re fiminy. (‘You are rea Preaching, and 1 don't ‘inca ate men anata) solve his Oil Trust Problem with | separate sections each containing on All it requires 18 @laeyvelop ment of| change the bil t 4 4 three straight strokes of the pen | the cans? and common & | ideas getting along, | Hove’—and fou @ \ So patient that I that,” said Jimmy, as he dusted the| en, each working know sou will not! foot of bis bed with his tall out the tendencies mind monding it if {t is broxen | “You asked me how to be patient.) of his own life; | “No, Jimmy, 1 do not mind dotng| And you will not have patience enough | Goethe gives us| what is really necessary, but I do not) to listen to me when J try to tell you,"|the development of | “My books are in very bad sh like to work when tt Is not Necessary, | said Mrs. Spider, the single soul And if you broke my web, then I would | “Well,” sald Jimmy, “I'll try to vel through all the! have to mend it on account of your | patient in my way and you be in yours. | storm and stress | an carelessness," said Mrs. Spider, as she} But I WILL go and look at the flowers, | of circumstance. “No. Send for an allenist.”"—Wash- looked at him out of her big eyes. Good-by." | —Chicago Tribune, | !nston Star. Re replied, “I gave you the Gch tr Ge you Gide't pay for the a,” do mtd MODERN METHOD. HARDER STILL. WAY HE LOOKED AT !T. : Landlord (smiling)—Are you aware to marry my daugh-}oped the idea faid the ‘high fancier, that you slept in @ real mahogany | te man?” eavh member th hall I send for an expert account-| bed last night, Mr. Howells? fe ee ee ae inquired the confidential man. (meanly)—Was that wh: uu support a family?” has any ideas Tt felt lke Ugnum vite many are there of you,| worth while. —Chi- Judge's Library, cago News, W Pua? 2: 2 ‘One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.” Your Name, Date and Address Should h y . . ® 4 ? ? ? ? Can You Think of Some? Send ’Em In. P P P P Accompany Each “Why” Contribution. Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). 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