The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1911, Page 18

company Wea: to 68 ‘RaNous SHAW: eA Tb EH np sra9 gear hae at New York nd-Clase Matter, hee ton he Evening| for England and the Continent end for the United States All Countejes tn, the Internation fond Ganed: Poute Unt eee 80 ‘oar. (J #9331 8ne Ronee Mat WOLUME S2.... 2. seine snes NO. 18,189, GARY ON MORGAN. UDGE GARY onght to hire a nll. He could have a large audience. Before the investigating about the excessive financial powers of J. P. Mor- gan than can be found in forty ordinary discourses, whether eermons, stump speeches or academic addresses, Many other people have said the same things, but the Judge #) Yaw said them best, because he knows them best. It was declared aftold there is eloquence when “out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaketh.” But in Judge Gary’s case the puree is ae full as the heart, and money talks as well as the tongue. The compli- ments paid in his testimony to the excellence of Mr. Morgan’s dis- position, to his strength of character and his courage, may be part of the courtesies of high finance or an expression of friendship, but the declaration “he could do a great deal of harm if he had the dieposition to do so,” is straight talk. We should not give much heed to dispositions in matters of this kind. We ought to provide a banking system not subject to the disposition of any combination of private financiers, no matter how excellent their morals and their methods, ought to attend to the duty. And this Congress eee - DOCTORS AND DEMAGOGUES. R. NICHOLAS MURRAY BUTLER, addressing the graduates of Columbia, spoke of the time as “The Age of Irrationalism.” He warned hie ngenuous bachelors to beware of the torrent ri of words that flowe incessantly from demagogues, * religious, political and literary, that “din our ears with hungry cries.” It was an excellent discourse, pertinent to the pressure of the ttme, and if taken by itself would impress us with the advantage of »* having doctors to advise us in all matters of high concern. Unfortu- _ nately, on the came day the “niversity of New York conferred the degree of Doctor of Letters on Robert Underwood Johnson, and the new dignitary proceeded to pronounce an oration upon American mo poets, giving foremost place to Emerson and ranking Longfellow, , Bryant, Whittier, Lowell, Holmes and Thomas William Parsons next ~ im their order. Such estimates proceeding from the haunta of culture cause a «pale-cast of thought to overcome any rosy hue of resolution to accept _ the teaching of Columbia that doctors) know more than dema- wm gogues. So long as culture persists in ranking Emerson as a poet ““Wbove Longfellow and Lowell, and includes Thomas William Par- » one in a roll of fame from which Poe and Whitman and Joaquin Miller are shut out, it will be just as well for the crowd to follow their own judgments. Still, Dr. Butler is right—it surely is an age _, of irrationalism. > — +4 FIRE LAWS AT CONEY. PON the motion before the Aldermen to ertend the fire limits to Coney Island, the vote affirma- tive should be unanimous. The pleasure city by the sea is just as permanent aes any other part of ¥ the city. The welfare of its property and of its *¥S patrons should be as carefully guarded. The Dreamland fire would have been an in- fern® had it occurred while thronged with a usual holiday crowd. »And other fires in a city of «hacks and inflammable etructures are » likely to break out on some crowded day. We have had the warning. Let us profit by it : PROTESTING THE AEROPLANE. T Annapolis those in charge of the farm be- Yonging to the Naval Academy object to the use =! of it as a ground for aeroplane experiments. The hs argument is that the machines frighten the ani- mals and lessen both the quality and the ~ quantity of milk given by the cows. In Waltham, Mass., a number of florists have asked the courts to forhid aviators from flying over their grounds and greenhouses “Test damage be done that will he irreparable for years, These are the beginnings of # protest that is bound to come against the new invention. It will be easy for most people to recall the prolonged and widespread fight made against automobiles in the * ‘early days of their use. Many protested against permitting them _ to @nter public parks, On country roads the farmers almost rose in insurrection. " So it was {n a former age with the locomotive, and doubtless in a more remote time it was equally #0 with the introduction of the etage coach, But the argument about milk is the outeomo of a seientific age. Our ancestors knew nothing of college dairying. Tt «is up to the Navy Department to decide whether the embryo. 0 com- t aeroplanes or cream, Letters i Yes TW Me Biitor of the Lrentng Worlt Ta # considered proper for a young heme in mourning for his father (de rom the People | that he {# not ot; ia he not a 1 all the time his precinct or dist abot six months), to wea A Straw and if this affair should tead to ner! hat with a black bend during the sum- 8, what would 10 the ae \ mer months, MOURNER, an? J n Evoning World ave a marriage 9 of Massachusetts oO. B,D, The “Inelde” Wheels, Mvnntne World Connect ut? yin the vicinity 1 ¢ Ne @ poltcaman that remide ‘ the comer and 1 go to rate of speed do the mute comartttes he has been talking tore sound sense | Ww Magazine. aThe Subway Vane. By Maurice Ketten. orld Dail GREAT ac! G@nsPiM tars R ny Dive Pye nn tng Co. (Phe New York World), No, X11.—The Plot to Make a Little Girl a Queen LITTLE girl (sixteen years old, but far more a child (han @ woman) stood trembling and weeping as she looked down agen BY ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. LF & group of Kngiish nobles--her own parents among them—Whe Goorin, 1011 f \ were knoeling at her feet. |_ It was tho first scone in one of the cruslest, most pathetic tragedies of History. ‘The kneeling nobles were conspirators, and the tnnocent Httle girt was a helploss pawn in the great game they were playing. | Henry VIIL., King of England, had left one son and two daughtera. The eon came to the throne as King Edward VI. Ho was a sickly child, and the Duke of Somerset was chosen to manage—or rather to mismanage—<he kingdom in his name during the boy's minority. Somerset's crimes agatnet | the state and against religion at length led to his execution, and another | scoundrel, the Duke of Northumberland, became the boy King’s representa: | tive. Northumberland wanted to hold the reins of power forever. He knew ing was @ hopeless invalid and chat on Edward's death the tatters Gaff: Mary, would taherit the crown, Mary had no use for Northumbertand, SLMS SN |. lady Jane was a shy, gentle girl, whose fife had been gpent in sectustom Ba | the country. She had been brought up simply and with great severity; having | almost no pleasures and being forced to study hard At sixteen she anew | practically nothing of the world. Northumberiand and his fellow plotters, ing the girre own father end mother, came solemnly into Lady Jane's presence one day and knelt defore ber, hailing her as Queen. Ignorant of politics as Jane was, she realized that she had | no right to the crown. She wept bitterly and entreated her parents not to force her to accept. But they were too wildly ambitious in behalf of their own af- | vancement to heed her tears or prayers. They had always taught her to obey them tn everything. And they thrust this new rank upon her im epite of @er | entreaties. Jane is taken to London and crowned. After the coronation #he rede in | state ‘through the streets. The peopie glared at her in erim aflence. In her | innocence she wondered why, and tried to think how @he could have offended | them. For Northumbertand had told her that the whole nation rejvtoed et having her for Queen. There was no one honest enough to expiain to her that | the people realized she was the conspirators’ poor dupe and that, as tong es ghe ry? THY Gay" is « Gpear with a -]| Broken Barb! We atways ‘Lowed that the Long Shot would Win—after the Winning Post wae Paseed! Put the Mental X-Ray on yourself Occastonally for General Results! ‘There {9 a Dreary Diaproportton be- tween the Ease with which we Depart from the Normal and the DifMfculty with which we Get to It! It Takes a Long Time for Some of Us to Learn How to Take a Licking! The man who sandbags his Way to Success never is Much of a Sleeper! We've known a Lot of Fellows who've Looked after They've Leaped —and Wondered how they Made It! When your Buddies say to you, “Look at the Fun You've Had!" tt Always Means that You're Broke! No blowhard ever yet Created a Breese! . ‘There {en't Much Sense in Playing any |e _AHE atteen form: by fit combined ! divided ito in cigars ‘ig makes @ SharD| grouys of three, four and elht, Who will be compelied to take the leave the group’ of do thé| Jest etgar (observing the following oon- S, By Sam Loyd pile and so on until the latter player lor For example: A ae entire pile le Tobacco Trust Puzzle A. The Srst player should win; but what lst best wey to begin (ue game? The Evening World will give Drizes of $2 each for the best, slmpl most ingenious solution of the To ‘Trust pussie, | too tar ahead. old Plug after the One You've Picked 1s Scratched! “Just to Pass the Time” is the Slogan of the Snail! The Man who Talks about his Mis- takes !s Going to Make More of Them! “Maybe” and ‘“Manana” are Coupled tn the Betting! A Promise with a String to It !s Worse than None at all! An Ironical Fact about the Self- Kidder is that he Invariably thinks he Isn't! Some of us Spend So Much Time Bending Before Imaginary Storms that we Never Assume an Upright Position. The Man with Winning Ways doesn't always Win! ‘Getting Down to Brass doesn't mean Sitting on ‘Em! Tacks" of the Orchestra may the Actor Doesn't! The Leader Hate Encores, but We hate to have Folks tell us they’ Forgive us for sings we've Forgot! When you Exude a expect to be Asked for an F The White Caps « Trople Shores when you're Waiting Good Stories Re An Eye for Composition. “ KNOW Ames comes in for a lot of praise if because he humte with a camera instead of nay aareiced It never seems to strike people that there ne than one Kind of brutality.” he clubhouse porch. in Canada last fall," Fobes resumed, *'1 | went off by myscit one day, when Ames wast dling over his kodak, and I stumbled on a black | bear, ecause 1 was the only thing im aight, 1 | became the immediate object of her attentions. 1 ha ight lead, but I was going pretty well yoked through the brash and took in there, old chap!’ he yelled. ‘You're 1 can't gst you both tm,' '~ mpanion, | Youth's > The Right Man to Ask. | D SHOP WHITAKDR was an admirabte story \ teller, and had an inexhaustible fund of | anecdotes which he reeited with 204 | effect on occasion, The following incident he re |Tated as happening when he paid an official visit toa mural pariah up the State | The superintendent of the Bunday eeboct, conducted the gene tn the town, fink hating A asked it any who ! 0 ask, room raised her hand, ‘and when the Kindly superintendent told her to ‘ask her question, dhe staminered out: “aks, Bilis how, ruck se tage mat parece | whould reign, Northumberland would continue to misgovern the land to tie heart's content mn time, the bulk of the kingdom had rushed to Mary's standard. Mary was crowned at Norwich and he marched upon London with a large army. Northumber- land's force merited away ike summer snow at Mary's | approach. The conspiracy collapsed Hke @ Durst balloon, | Mary entered London and mounted the throne. Almost her first officiel ect to punish with territte reverity the chiefs of the conspiracy. Northumber- land and others were put to death at once, Lady Jane Grey, after a reign of . Was dethroned and cast into a dungeon. Then on Feb. 12 M4 She was beheaded as a traitor. Her boy husband was also executed. ‘Phus perished a mere chila who had harmed nobody; whose only ein was ¢hat, Against her will, she had been used and then crushed, in the iron game of etate- craft. She was the figurehead of @ consptracy whose simplest detatia she could not understand. And, “for the good of the state," the harmiess, helpless tittle Girl was killed “THE STORY OF THE will begin in Monday's Evening ATION,” by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNT rorid. —EE ‘The Jarr Family 7 - we Mrs. Fare Can’t Interest Her Husband te te At All in the Topic of Matrimony 7. le Te Copyright, 1911, by The Prass Publishing Co, (The New York World you do and tatk as you do to exasper By Roy L. McCardel. iene sie ried an vet poopie bay 66 OW, here is something I wish) to me, ‘I do think Mr. Jarr is so Jolly! N you'd listen to!’ said Mrs. Jarr,| How nice tt must be t) have a bus- looking up from the paper. band who is so good natured!’ And “Never mind, my] Mrs. Jarr was so mad that she threw lady! Go and PUY] gown the paper and omirously bean to 1t," said Mr. Jatt] tay the floor with both fret carelessly Mr. Jarr hedged at onc and bUY) “1 was only joking,” he faitered. “You -| mustn't fly up so, dearte natured you must be good natured too, T was only teasing you a little. What does our friend the Canadian aninister rriage—something about If 1 AM gonad | was the reply. reciprocity after people are “But T know you) married," repited Mrs. Jarr, who had never ask me to! no wish to quarrel until! she had driven listen to anything in the papers unless) home upon her husband the great { {* some special sale of real brass) truths expounded by the Canadian | umbrella holders for $1.98 or summer! qivine, “If you'll the common halltes at . the yard, worth sixty!” | “Oh, please t try to be sarcastic,” without tnterrupting me rudely with all | sald Mrs, Jarr coldly, ‘It ts @ 004! sorts of frivolous remarks and atitly thing that some one In this house tries! ones—even though I am your wife=I'll to buy to the best advantage. Do} u what he says.’ | courtesy to Ii to what I have to eay you say aword. Iv'e seen you shopping.| “shoot! sald Mr, Jarr You go right !n a store and say, ‘Gtve| “In @ sermon on m me six collars this style,’ and mention | ‘taye you ever noticed the chan the size. ‘And one of these dark laven-!a woman's face after she js engaged? der neckties and half @ dozen patra| tt tg because she bas received that for of socks, strong and medium wefght, which ehe hunceved—a man's devotien. three pair brown and three pair black.| But, after marriage, have you ever mo- How much? * ticed, she loses the happy expression? “What other way ts there to do it?” /It is because she does not receive that ked Mr. Jarr. \affection from her husband that @he fe ‘When I am buying anything T know! ceived from her sweetheart.’ what I am buying, I know the quality! ‘Well, I wouldn't go as tar as tomy of the goods and I know whether I am/ that,” replied Mr. Jarr, as he cogtteted spending my money to the best edvan- ‘tage or not. However, I was not calling your attention to a bargain sale, which {t would seem {9 to you as a red rag to @ dull, Dut, as T said, if I didnt keep my eyes open for them end make two doltara do the work of four"— “Yes, yes!” interrupted Mr, Jarr, ‘I think I have heard those few re- marke on your astounding domestic economy a few times before, But what ds this new startler that arresta your attention? Is It the case of the youne women acting imputwively with fire arms despite all the agitation over Genator Sullivan's antt-pletol-baying Dill and a safe and eane Fourth?’ 0, it tent!" snapped Mre, Jarry. “It's the very excoMent remarks of @ Canadian minister on marriage." ‘I've no doubt they are excellent re marks," said Mr, Jarr, “I never heard a minister anywhere encourage divorce, ‘The lawyera do that. Sure, the preach- ers encourage marriage. It's ite the undertakers who advertise ‘Have you a dear friend or relative who 1s fad- ling away? Why wait till the Jest mo- | ment? Call and see us and arrange all the detalis that will be ao gratifying to friends and family when the ead event lover the excerpt for a few minates. ‘Don't you think the pleased expression of the engaged lady may be that of the huntress who finds she has broagt down her quarry? Or, to make a detter metaphor, has found the game fest fm the trap?” “What?” agked the astounded irs Jarr, “Why, yes," Qin Jnrr went on. ‘Yam the changed expression after marriage in because @he can’t keep up the em ‘thusinem over something sho's caught. Nasuraily, the woman ‘s worried, Now aho hae to tame and subjugate the ent- mal Perhaps he won't eat out of Ber maybe he tuge at the leash; parm “You get cut of thie house!” cried Qtre, Jarre. “You're just a enesriag ‘wretoh, and have no sentiment in peur netore et efir’ And for @ time she said woulér't kiss him good >: After taliting to her ike that! Bet you know. ——_.___ ‘THE MAN HUNT, “My wife and the girl ‘¢ planning the summer campaign early this year” “gor “Yes, and they think they ought to g0 to Palm Beach for some preliminary he fast