The evening world. Newspaper, May 30, 1911, Page 9

ow May 30. 1911: The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday. “Them . ELLO Jimmy! Was the Happy Days!’ Copsriaht. 1911. ty The Prese Publishing Co. (The New York World). Ho! Ho! Ho! A WAT HAT wa’ Ha' WA! Buy Soda FoR us Bor ('0 & Been A Good Rememoea The Time ( Poured nO DRUNK You CeaTanty DONT LOOK IT Nan) e Babbling Bess CAN YOU IMAGINE HAUING SUCH Consright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World) | POOR TASTE AS THAT WOMAN | \ SHE DOES IN “FRON Ss OOKS Loon HorRio | RONT OF US SHE Li \RiDICULOUS DRESSED “tine | Sayings of 1) MRS. SOLOMON Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife. anslated By Helen Rowiand, Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York World). By Harry Palmer | What’s the MERCY. THAT'S JOWN'S NIECE L_ HOPE MRS RICMONE DOESN'T FINDIT OUT FOR IT WwiLe QvEER. ME! SHE mus | = THar Yee \W « wu a] Copyright, 1914, by The Press Publi HON the Path Js Uncertain Blaze One of Your Own! h SLOVENLY FAMILY OW, my Beloved, a man of Babylon came unto me | Dearing a silver purse, studded with many pre | cious gems and adorned with much monogram. | “Lo.” he said, “in the streets where the shoppers! are congregated I picked up this thing, and I have brought it unto thee that} thou mayest discover the owner, For she that hath lost it MUST be in deep distress, having parted with all her weaith.” | Thereupon I opened the purse and spread its contents upon the table, Most Bunkologists are So Imaginative that they Think they Get It Over! After both I ythe Pine y Pi to Love t know Im and 1 cam Unemo- y 1 } ey were as follows: tlonal Trees in the } and th v sere as follows: ssacceoima! One violet pastille, > One powder rag. Never mind it Se- One lucky nail, | _ 2a One sachet bag. | Abnormal ts an Abeess One trading stamp. One recipe for beauly cream, One sample of tooth paste. One souvenir glove-buttoner, Seven samples of sitk, five ping lst. And thirty-four cents. “Go to!” cried the man, for he was Lo, CAN it be the dinner of an ostrich?” But I mocked him, saying: “Nay, my Son, these are the treasures of a shopper, who hath been at hard labor all day collecting them: Even now she may be WEEPING at | her great loss.” | Yet he was mystified and shook his head, saving: | ‘WHAT could she have bought with thirty-four cents?” | Then did he hear my ha-has! OH MAMMA “Go to!" I cried scofingly. dought nothing! Hast thou NO imagination? she nath| THERE'S COUSIN Season the Laugh swith Pity when TIME!" She hath been ‘just looking,’ but she hath had a Goon | LOUISE RIGHT IN B A) pgs || your Buddy Makes a Mistake! . FRONT OF , M : abies Yet he understood me not, but went his way sadly, saving: oes < < : lee endamuch: 2 ahing Naeba "et “Lord, Lord, WHY hast thou made them THUS? For this RIDDLE is| ~\ : - i ban » iin’ | vs, i\ : > = | where he Keeps his Tentacles! ‘ Attachment. THAT'S HER |} IN FRONT OF US WITH THE FUNNY GREEN |/BUT 1 WONT 00 IT QGAIN' Some Day our Idea of a “Good Time” will be something that won't Knock us Physicatly and Spiritually into Flinders! WHICH 1S YouR. COUSIN, Bess ? samples of lace, two odd buttons, a sh 8 Wall for a Panhandler un- ells Us that he is unable to get STONISHED, “What is THIS? | Some of us never find out how Stingy we can Become until we Open @ Savings Bank Account! We never Intend to Rise on the Ashes Dead Self until we've been Ac- Burnt to the Ground! ithin' we Size him Up to See the White Man's Burden!" Selah! +4 —__ —_ Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage And B smooth the white bristle for she smiled nodded at me mysterio alone shared the secret of < ad voiced in the afternoon. after a shed across very swiftly at and voice she whispered are trying to take Miriam away er hus- with a | ‘t try to be brilliant or think too much about the If you wish to forget that nk of the person to whom you are talking, mind upon what he or she is saying, ‘be inte cr will not exnlain, CHAPTER XV. on you are creating, siiows how tired Mrs, Tabor Is,’ he said casually. "never knew her if mes in that way befo: My firet shock ¢ - Berry? vincent * 1 the tall after from me!" moving that. » Mother dear,” Lady sai | enged unreasonably (Gontindaa) : ere are the rest of u AA sai cae rm e into the feeling of a suspected conspir “Sometimes Tired."’ A Kiss through, and you've hardly touche: ator, I was eure thet he fad not SEN e - eas your ice. R P 1 heard; his reference was only to his aE ETE GIRT whn signe her setter “st,| Mental Reservations. Via Ravor woke up, vaguety aoo-| SUIMmer Resort Puzzles. [i mycoses we My eke Dw A W." writes AROR emiled al getlc, “Why, Mirtam, I'm sure 1 her whispered words; but what A IOR smiled slowly ana | Sere aon ‘Aaa a ve vd, " r ? wi va 1 to be married, “A young man who says he naslvely, “I TOUE. Sandon ane Sei, Ane Ys By Sam Loyd. those words mean? Where wae. t want him | meekly she took wp her spoon. i m? d my ta * 1 . And if this house were ys my fi loves me often kisses me, He half my dear; but Ido very| Of course it was the most natural way divided against itself never asked 1 y . but I want my dinner, Do| slip in the world, and meant absolutely 1? ‘Then I ame au wish to know to kiss | you think ft 1s 1early ready? | nothing; but I could not put out of my salous of my slience him under the cirey Lady, § you poke things up in| mind the feeling that som ding at all I have repeatedly improper | the kit ttle if you can, I am| nized bomb had been explc ed. “Kor < oY 1 to kiss ¢ her than | nearly f ed. midst. I could n by one another's jten at yper, and | believe we are | APE ee ree) ae ofa {2 have watites at the Inn to-night,” dead. r 1 ° \ A y ° got to my feet ingracefully. ural enough, of course” He ] > { Cro warfl no waffes, I could not shake off that sense of mtly; th went on as if an asuion Notes From Parte |... who so wien, vous cee te FATS ence none of vividly is admitted, of somet Present in all our minds but was greatly shaken by our first er’s deaths so much go that els 1 upon a nice Yes pir-& A Larne wow, ) THINK OF SObA WATEQ— YES— THem Was The COALOIL —, ) BURGLAR, WouLONT 12 Remember Te CoALOIL MH YouR Soon water. 2 & 1 Hap Pinte CARTED , mine & YoU GOT. tao 4 HAS HA! DIDNT HEAR How 1 useo 7 SNEAK OP BERND Har Wa! You'd EARNED A Dime eee ree ine tiktacs AND ae 5/& GAO 1 Wi ny oo ot i Me bo wu} HAHA YOO AND STick You wie am PIM? CARRIIN? A GRP pown TO THe nukes ove it Your sooa(|GROroes car & ¢ oad jams GOT RU REC! Wa'HAS Gee, | can See You Derot, ‘pour Wo mile & I , Pas uP in THE CE. = Ont : ' D ‘You V/RS NT LOOKIN ‘al WAY $3, wort oF tev-swcce! f Some ser aya MET You & MADE You BLY SoA A Aled : Hatnat WA paencen « ( API NS: “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence LL. Cullen. By Wells Hastings VERY Time | SEE Keng toes? Use of Being Blue ? ishing Co. (The New York World), w ver the Job Begins to Irk we Hark Back to Temple Bells and Tropi¢ Seas and “Play” we're There Again! ene When we can't Dig Up any other Bx. cuse we Attribute it to our Early Bi vironment! heard that a Bucko Mate who lonce Soaked us with a Belaying Pin et ngapore has Gone Aloft for Keepa~ id he wasn't a Bad Matey et thatt st | We know Spliced Girl who loves | Dogwood Tt ws better than Orchids | sand we've Provided her with Botht | Get out your Dickens and look up Mark Tapley for the Anti-Gloom Dope! Often when you “call” Trouble you find him @ Tin-Horn! Somehow we Never Get Over feeling a Leetle Gloaty over the Fact that were Doing Our Bit Outside instead of Instaet ere Some of us Lose Out vecause we don't Waten the Cat! Some of us are So Determined to Be Miserable that we See the Clouds after they've Rolled By! Don't let your Hate take on an Ate bestos Pinisi a FINE STATE OF AFFAIRS, “It's positively disgusting!" “What ts?" “The way people crowd to the @e atre to see an improper play. Just ink! ‘Dey've sold out the house for thr eoks in advance!" Jo you know?" tried to purchase yuldn't."—Judge. Uckets and og rian Hooker ' 4 “With | heaven knows a | ; Jmembrance? Presently M O11 by Hobte-Merei Company.) | @ moment, and then hurrying back tnto| Mr. ‘Tabor ro With [heaven knows what 1 found t9 say. CHAPTER XVI. moment ee Se race | eCuRentiaete nd [| And at last the meal was ove i The Bashful Lover. OF PRECEDING cnartyns, |th® meaningless and disrupted conver-| your ner ‘Aw Hoon a4 We left tho table Mr. Tabor Meagre Revelations. | san yuiting « thought away. Fr falls in love | #atlomy - dass REVUE ha eeaRheks Ol suggested that hit wife was very tired GLANC notively acroes meant to ask you about that," he GREAT many young people who write to me ad arly as As we were eating dessert, Doctor! opty Mie wien aay and that uld be off to bed, She at Mr D bas io te WAR w oor other, this black A vive in their love affairs confide to me that they are es ne aE) Reid came in for a moment, That is, ro ieanid lite lh . dl ly enough only when | averheard: but a gave nO 48 must stop, I can’t have troubled with shyness, and ask me how to over: toualhe came as far as the door, and 1) yy none 440 me qu her in his Impor-| sign of having done so. Ho | TeP2! rs and det tives and blackmall- corr fault that causes them much discomfort ‘and makes thought Mr, ‘Tabor made some sort of | 3) 2... y 1 safd that she would go up| Stood with one. browd hand (M6 Tallans urking “Tabor, sod 1 SEE them appe their worst at the very time they are most Besture to him below the tabl it. And beside nl h a hana uaTwfaeonll slowly Ughtening and relax- i, We've dane 0. Ganka nxlous to appear at thelr best, any rate, he turned on his heel who “to nave! A 0g nde Be AL en ine the back of his chair, his eves | Wiest, Wave, dor nd thee M are, remember this: Shyness ts really self- r left, after a nervous word or two, 1 eniny Y ‘ Rae 20m nd looked | Howling unwaveringly the slight Me | sity in itself was bh sh. Bue — vs If you can manage to forget f, somohow, | #744. looked around to see Mra, Tabor's face x ; aa It passed beyond ber SUrtalDe comes to havin cl break tato 5 awe ba ; ¢ em fall Into place, then he “ m or) >u will find you have at the same time tten your | set and stern, every | prettiness of Y and stooped to Goto austen a the house and alarm the family" He 5 | expression fled, 1 must ave A little secret of my voked sharply at me. lave you heard anytling further from your friend ty othing. ¢ than you know, but’! ran across Carucel this afternoon and I think that tncldent {# closed.” over the afternoon's events, | | I went {adding H is {no | doesn't Hi it? did not seem to be much relieved. s-If Shella could or would really him awa, I don't doubt her loye to us, but she's too fond of her ty [brute of a husband,” en abruptly, Jafter some p ng. uu answered tole ve Mrs, Tabor, as Tun Did ye the ve sald 1 inded very questioning his wife's word It couldn't Italian dete “Tm quite ar the name on i »rtably; for if he were 1ve been elth instan wasn't—that © of your eneh creators of fashion are ) ming these Favenous people | not to be noticed in words, which makes ev covered herself physi- ) 1% as sure n be of @ voive over awaiting the ation of King 10 Parisian dame of fashion now | nin’ °° tre@'ng in from good | it go difficult for a whole vompany to Sometimes, even now, she hardly | the plone, It was entirely different, & George V. with considerable in-| confines her rings to one co’ ate [Mess Knows where ov what, and begin | keep their countenance in the face of 3, I think, that Mirlam ts h syrupy voice that seemed Simm aisha CRG Ga Et dane ae i | clainoring for food. Since we must eat, | an 1 ful situation; the strain which He looked Sar nate 8 hadings nd} you are to eat feel when one unconsclous bore raised 1 he said finally, w the Anticlmte @ strong Wast Indian | may be set in diamonds, but the color] ¥ gaia something conventional, with cls the rest, When a stranger rushes “That was centre, In any He rose influence upon fal ona as @ re-| scheme must be uniform and it {8 nO/ an apologetic elance at Mr. Tabor, He|! "Pon the hedie of an unfinished in- | ay something, and pressed the button by the door. sult of the large re ntation of the) unusual sight to see as many as seven! way frowning at the celling it he|tmacy, or when somebody makes an | “Two years, We have to keep Wal- "Ask Mrs. Caruocl to step down to my Orient that will probably participate In| rings in amethyste, or any other stone, | had not heart, nae 68 ©} unmentionadle slip of the tongue. ter Reid out of her sight, although «| udy for a moment,” he said to ¢he this celebration worn at one time | ee 1 knew that Lady and her father ts very fond of him, because his a j maid. ‘Then he turned to me. “Come i 1” 4 | It was hardly a comfortable Liweee anthartazed by ane, end through | words and ways make her remember."| in here, Crosby, and ge'll sectle this Dhere alread an apparent trend of | long popularity of the frill shows | felt that 1 should mot be there, Pr er bellidke rt pyle cg Ml Perhaps it was the effort to convince| ¢hing. faghion toward these Oriental effects! no signs of abatement. ‘This dainty nfo al tauit | next fow minutes, the name of Mirlam himself which made him seem need-| 8! a ed, bubbling with @rt- and there is littie doubt that the fall| finish to the blouse is still strongly in winhiie Gie Gat Gt ane leaner en ote cata ect iat ote } umph, and volubly eager to recount her season will be one « rik nova: | evidence and one now in vogue is Patan” Ganhnad tae hatinad (an 41 wera ah) cunw tieaay must ing stronger experiences, Antonio would never dare tions and rich maicrials a8 well as sort of shower Jabot, A plaited ple ost entirely ¢ : nt of her tivisttie pres- al the 1 susgested.| to show the face of him to any ef us pares Jof maline about twelve inches long Is SAT RE: ae The tenston grew minute by mi m now on, we shall have peace 3. Indeed, he had promised to take Shi A F de me obviously a| 4 we talked, until 1 felt r disturbances first ship he could And and be off A new hat shape carries out the| caught together in the centre with a] pulwa them, Handiy Wan ent ohne Bana aetion | to sea, out of mischief. Hig black hand fashionable pointed idea, The shape is) strip of matine | She itty enough, Path mfortiess pause and fort, bother was all nosense “anyway; he a large drooping one with spreading| When pinned at the front of the col- | put 1 he Us GM At eaua, broke Gown one i thing 40 be afraid of, more than’ pointed sides, It faced with black | lar it forms a most becoming fan- | unde: tirely. Her eyes filled, and she pushed | to hear the ¢ k ticking, und to be b faced bogey to trl velvet and its sole trimm shaped Jabot me of these are me h back in her chalr, { | Conscious of my own breathing, Some{ "An neil keep ‘his p ways ( borate, having the lower edge grad-| t)¢ r | “George, deur,” she asked, piteousty, | one crossed the room aboy and went] mo,” she wound up, ; j the new fen n avi ( r O6ks Bie RARER: Belen. || quietly down the upper hall toward te! what Ul be givin fhe don't, Hea. rigde) ihat is place uated and being trimmed with la 1 tle abrupt |" NM Nten ae Rte Daher hon of the house, Had that been Mir-/ only waitin’ Ul his week's out so aigrette and which ix equally as hand- | embroidered In colgr, ‘These ts are | ge n » no as it! Fete Meu See eee n'y room in which I found the intruslean draw bis pay; then off he goes ' some 4 e latter, This was placed) worn with ¢ in both the high and | she ne brink of a| | Ittle gesture to her da f so, why Was it kept unean-| New York, an’ away on the frst et at the Icit side near the back of the|low effects, ‘Tho are decidedly new | plunge. ‘Twice she stretched out a hand | tore yeu teh me whet i ls, Miriam, two New York mountain resorts are represented in the picture? same when all the family were| er that'll take bim.” re i nee ana imade @ most effective trim-! and consequentyfvery popular, | for, allence, listening over her sboulger ghe cried. Answer tg yosterday’s pyszie: Prouived Lead aud abosiubes, sper bia i ne AA SN NE ll wl i ME 4¥o Be Continued.)