The evening world. Newspaper, May 23, 1911, Page 17

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday! May 23, 19112 “Them Was the Happy Days!’’ + Coperight, 1911. be The Pree Publishing Oa, (The New York Worl, AW! There's MYRTLE NOW, On THe PHONE 6 ALE, LL NevER THOSE HNOCENT BOTHOOD PRAIKS — AW YES, OL? PAL ~~ ge finer» Wetro! Hero! Yes - HAIHAS Remember Jimmy Tha Tene | Yes— This 15 aime | Toto You te You'D PuT SALT ON THE Helo ALE! -YEs- Tal OF A MULE HE'D SING LIKE A Nes= | Remember BIRD 9 HA!HA' @& You TRIED IT — Te Time—Nes—— WA‘HA’ SAY! You was LAID uP — LOO UP FOR A MONTH = AND WAILE You was IH eo | TOR YOUR GiRL Away FRom You @ RE MEMBER , WHEN You GOT You Terovten A stick AT me, & misseo me— AND | CeuentT You -HAtwa' ua! | cauGuT You AWO Smashes You uP in Tue Eve & BusTEO You ONE iN THe Nose — HO! HO! SAY ota! Wasnt THe THe HAPPY oO DAYS 2 Sentence Sermons. ‘The deepest of | Jests and ‘Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” Jingles. { The Days What’s the Use of Being Blue? } | tr mysteries 's pat, the ako ot 4 ERR aod i ed Sweet Girl Grads By Clarence I. Cullen lon oF the Inalvias motogy. “One day | ual is always ac- companied by 4 deepening of the content (meaning) of personal life. caterpillar for her f, a very tiny ° mn, come! 6 ere!’ she called “Here's a cater- pillar, the eutest little thiftg! 1 be- | Hleve It's a kitten. | pillar!’ —~Woman's Home Companion. | Courright, 1011, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York World) T is Pretty Hard for the Ignominiou The Young Feller who ts Proud of l ness of an Anonymous Letter to! Relng a Disstpated Divvie curls up on qual the Tgnobleness of tts Author!) That Stuff when his Tummy won't) | work ) anything Heftler then Graham When you've got! Wafers and Milk! Mere facts are | Goats to Give aa the dead wood of | Away you Don't! The Chap who #ays that he can “Run Lah ensue Mind the Loss of! Rings Around You" at your own Stunt BCU YOrOPIES| that you and I qtve, it ts a momen- By Sophie Irene Loeb. | tous time, too, mark you—e parting ot O be or not to be, that ts the tion.” Whether !t is wite| For Jack, who has earrted her books to don the cap and gown or the | home and has made her little heart white creation with| jump in her throat at the mere ratsing its ruffies and frills | of his hat, may soon in the madding Is a perplexing | throng think of the “girl I left behind problem as the| me.” lays near t And the &! 1fust now #he ts at the dias et build into PND of things, or, | dawn of a NEW to-morrow, She has ONE! doesn't Do It because he Hates to Show FF h INTRE Son ae 0 he Hates to temple ot} Quid & bald-head- : rather, tho BE! the CENTRE of the stage art ts mise aR mre 4 | truth. a Hie te - GINNING, For) (reas of all she gurveys, And right here Kraduation ts but a word of COMMENC MENT. raise for the wise provision vocates, the simple cap and Thus te girl WITHOUT means While through. fhe little qualms of not t the land the! looking just Uke the other girls, which air Will vibrate. are not ecsily overcome at her age. with “Beyond the simple, neat, plain is always the Alps Lies Italy,"| most beautiful The fine Through the Summit to the Stars," “I clothes, lowers hong mean noth: “a I naw, I onquered, Steps | ing in the summing up of “who's who | tt kward,” &e,, “tle the Joyous time for | and what's what" os tect of brain and the vogirl grad. brawn, In the heart of her] So that the dear girl “grad. who hie AGIOWS The fam-| Wo! “| wisely and well and may not is bold; here, young | woman, my co- con's cold!” She scornfully an awered: "I can't help that. “It the blamed | thing's chilly put | on your hat!” many an Also Ri | many an Also Ran| The More a Man Thinks Re Knows! 14 19 through as-| Steke Class! about the Win-Out Game the Less) sociation with : cies | Actual Experience he has had at it! | others that the Most of us have | human will makes 7 " {ts most wonder= Whenever we hear a Man say that Wl Gav ahe WIR | Nobody Can Make a Monkey of Him} treedom. We'd all be Batting 1,099 4f the of-1 Ce know that Nobody Necds Tot — fictat Scorer could be Wheedled int bibapenArrret a etal Scorer could be Wheedled into) te tne Laziness isn't Fundamental, | test most strongly | Recognizing our Good Intentions! then {t's Dappled with Liver Spots. against theorles pales almost Invariably ving folks Hate Us,| You can't Get the Devi! behind You by | have a metaphys- | walt We don't mind bh ‘dtueband, were | Hope beats his you really visiting |8"@ becomes CO i ly enchusl is WARM and all th FOr he folbles and fancies that but we Hate to hear ‘om Harp on tt! | Chasing Him Around a Stump! fos of their own, a Crlend 105] Vong amites WITH Here 1Lts good, | Garchanibe ter gi dweast. Graves, aa and in such a care, night?" 8 ‘ or . 7 " r if No one, no matter how poor or L n have the porting thought 4 A Clim Lays Low and Keeps Still-| ‘The “Show Me’ Man never Gets In| naturally, a cheap ir was” hidk ‘won lankalbaak’ aL the goldbarcta | Chace Avan’ CuGeO RE hae. nok ae und for All That the best he Gets is a] on the Ground Floor! and unworthy one. “Was he atck?" a when sek Stliint aha Heb fancy gown she HAM 4 howder fir —- “He was, and ' . the aa q 7" tle were the ernal joys and rrows to the mark that brought The worlt may Take You at your] The ocean Is nowonder, Hel ave BIGGER on aslited mentbue Hii The Man who Prifes Him-|own Valuation, but that Doesn't Bar| vast, until we never won @ pot Ah, m was the happy days,” and sie is the girl who most often gets aete on hig aren sth (6 ter there-| You ¢rom Boosting the Goods! Baye Kana ba j ~Pittsbure Post. | truly does the evening tind SOME of] the Ane plum in the matter af a post- exhibits the F a THe SARE URES wee us echoing “Backward, turn backward en though she may not have the f We've known some Mighty Hearty| ia ve compassed “Do you think 1t}Q ‘Time, in your flilght; make me a « plume on her hat. The Burro to Consider himgelf| Handshakers who nevertheless were! it; but we cannot {8 becoming?" she | child again just for to-night!” For Tron Willed. pF hat Stuff | Grasping! ampass the stars, | asks, eppeacing in| Wor it in true that happiness is a fleet- WHAT WE ARE-NOT when teey Build a Fire Under Him! — | The stars, of all | her newest gowa. | ing phantom, unrealized until it has] WHAT WE THINK WE ARE. ; — | If Mistakes were Irremediable none| things in nature, ‘Don't — bother | passed, But “next to being children i “Class to Me’ {s the Slogan of the! of us would Ever Get out of the Error| are the one sym- about It! gushes | again’ Is beng WITTE then, Contrary Swollen! | Column! } bol of absolute | the friend. “It is | to the old adage, CHILI SHOULD Better Things. | perfect! it ts sim-| BE SEN AND HEARD OFTEN, To PER to feel a love within | ply delictous! My | come in touch with the child prattle nto be lonely to the sights | dear, it makes you | and later the graduate’s crowning effort Heiter a homely tendeioue 100k absolutely | is the PRIVILEGE and the Joy that n beauty's wild delight helpless!"-Judge. | bring one back to the flight of ame — and perchance awaken @ happy thought Better to Jove than td be joved, An old country | of the yester-yenr, Though lonely all the day, | Better the fountain In the heart oman asked 9) It is erry-go-round of the s can ay eet With thee | THAN the fountain by the wayb mmensity A half tr ways seems more Betty Vin Ce nt’S firvcee os amany-sided th al- j view; a Iberal ts Advice to Lovers} tu eon FROU'VE heard about Sweeney, of court Perhaps; of sam Loyd's most fascinating puzales—showe Sweeney young lady the those on the platforn with thelr | tion with a dog- | you have run for him, You've certainly “told it’ | end his elgnt cronies other day, “How h little 1s and thrills, when a] Better to be @ little wise matist, | to him. You may not be able to single Sweeney out of the groud jong have you | lok, a sn 1 nod at approval mean} — ‘Than learned overmuch; Long Engagements. Sasi | But have you ever SEEN him? Here he is! | at once. It ts a curious fact, however, that tf you will read) been learning the| so much, ‘Too soon you realize with| Better than high are lowly thoughts Y young men who write to me for advice ask me! Life means SSM. nis first authentic picture, There are elgiit otner | the facts over carefully and compare them with the picture) Longfellow that ‘fe ts real, life is] For cruthful thoughts are such, whother I consider {t fair to ask a girl to become en-| growth. The! men im the group, but you ought to have no trouble at ali | YoU should be able to establish hiy Identity. | years," | oarnest.” But to make Iife too real and! Better to have a quiet grief gaged when there !s no immediate prospect of marriage | knowledge of yes-| in picking out Sweeney, In case you are not good at rec-]| WHICH ONE OF THE MEN 13 SWEENEY? was the roply 00 earnests especially in the YOUNG] ‘Than a tumultuous Joy; because of financial difficulties, terdays is so much | ogniaing even such a peffect Ukeness, here is a Up for your| ‘To encourage ingenulty, ‘The Evening World invites read-| "My, what a] heart, Is NOT fitting the back to the} Better than manhood, age's face, Usually these letters read about like the one I received | intellectual power, | guidance ers to test their wits and compete for five prizes of $2 each, tim exclaimed | burden If the heart be ef a doy. this morning. Here it 1s: but unless vital- The famous “Tell It to Sweeney” joke started when | which will be awarded for the best answers to the question, the old dame. “Oor For the budding, blushing graduate,| Rotter a death when work ts done Iam in love with a girl and Tam doing very well in| zed by new|Bweeney whispered tt to Brown, who repeated it to Jones, | "Which man ts Sweeney?" together with the Cleverest | Jock got a gramo-| whose future may or may not unfold] Than earth's most favored birth; business. I have not as yet a good enough income to marry | thought {t quickly | who passed tt on to Robinson, The story went around in a | humorous couplet relating to the incident. | prove, an’ te cuid | like the flowers that come tn the spring! Retter a child in God's great house, Although T have good prospects. Would {t be very unfair to! becomes dead. —| etrcle until 1t came back to Sweeney in such changed form] Address your answer to “Sweeney.” Evening World, No. | play it off the first | with her—all of which perhays Is de-| Than the king of all the earth. tell this girl the situation truthfully and ask her to wait untii| Chicago Tribune. | that he told it over again as a new one. The picture—one |G Park Row, New York City. | phot.\TIt-Bits, | pendent on the encore—the At 3B ~George McDonald. 1 am making more money? Sonaaudelaiieiieee Phish sete ss Scxtaeie ee Bitte iis = onan sus css Now, my answer to this question and to all similar questions Fear ee eee ae ie etete Te tha inves | ©00820088000000000000000000000000009996 6009090909004 38080000000000009000 POOHSHIHHGHHTGOOHHOCIOVIOOOONS ‘ noshe would naturally pr to wait for him than to marry immediately the; © 4 W H: rickest man in the world, If she does not love the man she would not wish By ells a 1st ings to marry. him at any time, i: And Brian Hooker ; A Quarrel, Fe Wishes to Call, . OOOO: DOCOOCODOOC DDODODS® EQOTWIDIO®DHOODISGIGSTISOIOIOHDIOIOHS@) HPODORDIOLELIOLLILELIG OLD DID INERPES ERTS IROROOE IEE GIRL who signs her letter * GIRL who signs her letter “B. © ‘oles o “A ¥0 anibaarcailad once “about a month ago I met al synopsis ¢ STALMENTS although 1 kept him o wn with open sheets mW Probably the tenants and the men in 48 they sped away. toe ee pasa {on to the next. Now quarrelied, I in the wrong, 4) I]@ great deal of attention to me when-| suburban’ and ted a aak iD sul ORs icena sitar DE ee ee a eee Ge ThA AW await itl te OAR ne tiny tinkle of 4 dell rippled trom apologized letter and person-|ever we have met. I think he would manner, pia haan umutieie matlie Mig th NDnIN ‘eno’ thin sheet takes every, | Hot purchase a*erent machine to speed was on his feet in a ally. How ing man will not| Ike to call on me, Would it de prover reactant amily to give a sterio: \ Y ft . Nigh h and started for the doo : Bet Seno ie ly to gt A mysterious cr j er young Ignoramus Nght door, Lady accept my ar Now, what shall I] for me to ask him to do 80?" i Inthe dead of the, nis tection, though her | © sufficiently notorious, but thus far] to write uw ant sure vee. Neither can he purehase the mas] foliowing. I had risen, too, stantied et do? If you know who the young man 1s) (701 by slang sounds Mice tty hard to ¢o much for her. Caruccl, [We remain unidentified Poke fun Listen. of justice, the skill eminent] the tense faces of the rest, Let the young m siendship go.}and your parents approve of him ft) mands from her father an. ex wever, F ts our interfe «, and ‘Outraged Ante sa true the shifts and delays of appeal. nit t au father, dear,” @he Any one who can s sh de=| would be entirely proper for you to asic | WF i fro olaiee Shek Wa Perce her fram hie, He tise” mua tune, born, as his name inp gee a lama arta nok t tg the door any Shan Z ee tao Gail GR Sel : a LF ‘ ery troublesome Higed tt before lev the tiadow of Vesuvtus, He go! the 5 pays y ) my ser n ther him to call on you, Mr ad Hehted a cigar, puffing | Names, though. Jown to the wea in shiney and, 1 e dastards who com fare yey Du. — — a ginscen it sl ou! story, He talked for Doctor Retd, his mind was sol geod mariners since old Noah himeelf, | ted bast night's a {ty vanished behind | thelr careful footst n the stairs. | 2 meets Miss very ¢ nd I ed of my- {Concentrated upon the matter in hand returns with a throat red by many | a Mr. Tabor had settled back into tis - . A wif for erin us tell: [that he barely looked up for a mechani: | days of. brit es. Last night my to he} cha payer lying on his knee, bts Fashion s Whispers | 1 al wa 1 ed again into | i new landed trom @ long cruise w'the wealt Avold rward, and the muscles of Ais | ‘ m hat) the : yurnalier ; {at * t a n flowing " we dw Bt Somehow in of an | me 1 not for | How is Mr ra 1 wat and} faxons of anti, until, when he ont neans y elong light he looked much the threshold Nearby aman | t Dr Carvect | Mrs. Carucci—t# she badly hgrt tacked through the breakers of River then ady se r than I hed seen him: more can- ITE won swimmers who have als /né le-notes in all dresses, These) Se (tn [eM iae* ake I and h On, ers sy t “il. She et tows the beacon light cure ! e, more marked by time and [ ways been ered by the|pa re attached to the trousers by | ‘Pater co home. The fan ental discome wilined that | Was tired a little after ins up for! nie jnes & ng in v ra ey soa mgt | tri 1 with the lietiess hends and skirts that modesty and beach | stitching to with: fourteen inches of [#2 % 'e7~r of Sheila's hus Thad t 1 & sleep und vlo- | and went ythat’s all: | window, forgotten hist tive in the end f ighUs unrest went a a eg SY Battot he divided ent night, and that twas very tied, 1] And § own naine rosy aromaa of his ‘ tot know you, an physioaily lighter regulations demand are “expectantly|the bottom, Thus the divided feature ; TR nig 1 that 2, as ne a f | ; awalting the reception accorded the new |of the skirt 1s noticeable only when the CHAPTER XI. Must have wiown some shadow of this | | Due F te | national ‘ 1 ie formidable @ld 3 v " in f irface Wine aWAIHRE tha Tepe pelberlpr gy tet gerevnnl M@nncivueds) en weariness, for Lady rows from | urtac i Arrived at hin domicile, Ge: Hut tan they do?” asked Lady Ws And aa ihe jarem bathing sul! it he “ > ¢ r nd streteied out be over " t Into a de sleep. with as 5 r comes her oy raw 4 Just as with {te muoh discussed fore. | This new bathing sult will pro Expressions of the Famil, Don tr no con 1 Cero CREA tele Las Sn : jo ote aueake ane ce Jular with swimmers since it pra ADY was looking at us and f col- Now you must go back to Strong vitality, too, A ’ at Vand, and a slept, ii | ‘ axed himself with extre and styles otherwise, and juat |@!ves perfect freedom of motion whi iif ored, “I'm very much at your fer-| and get some ane n 1 he ar >t \ tid, you h immed to me with aint tter, there is one type that |i" the water and the construction of the | vice, Mr. Tab I sald e bnck t it @ Soon be w as an ha 0 Wepaper i has strong feavres to recommend it.|SKirt is such that when on the beach the] You may parhaps wonder what this avo aoe n & | tortin 0: vets, Ht 1 © Ret @ bint of who n fact, as it appears upon the immo- joo 1 . the my rams anor dine Italian has to do with us at a Phat! ‘ : n x At leant it can mn, ud ‘ 1 to worry about.” bile model, tt is a very chic and attract. |9" modest bathing t, the wearing Of at ieast, I can tell you. He was a sador On, Im all r I prote 1 walls are transparent Arrow lM aber, » x : P + 1 : and leave you alt {ve bathing eult shat falls Into most |Which even the most stringent rules of /on one of my ships in years past, and! eyo are tired out," sald tor a owalch Mrs, Carucel mirthtul © the ‘ etting thas, anys Pheer some of our beaches will not prohitait the girls were'—= Ile paused.| know. I’m tired myself end 1 scovered; cross ma veation | affair tw bel i Seba cat i eC, eee ey ane ane These trouser sults are not so ne¢ hen Lady was @ little girl, you un-| stopped, 1 ng 1 1 er om Ww line f any se or Invest Al a rinting con, t | ‘Ll wish you'd stay," he growled, “It's p- Radice. OF the ait ttily fin | cfter ail, Some of cur aged people who | derstand, ack Guia a s ace| Hon te wos looking at us « ted ine ‘shows how What Ld hin sort of t t fim facts easier to walt when there are tw d and embodies all the new \trequented the few bathing resorts that | RM aiekitn mnua le 5 hair af and It was to him t hody arried down stars tte erump! und black page wd Dr. Reid, sing | 1 sat down again and tried to tale; ures Just as any other up to dute | {rewented iho few bathing resorts that | aire, Tabor's health, Shella was fady's , Arar, anid 1s ge 08 lm Oa ’ ried Gein stairs, He Grumpid 8. fed AN HIRO: De he | ot wether o0 te cours’ hone ae anne bathing sult does, but the rest of the |'e re ' Laine a ba nurse-and a very pretty silp of an Iris a : arryin ea r. And/in it, but it might ble 1 tha t ment In the conversation, We fell into Scatuaie a hint pair of bloomers. 1 the long, dark colored flanne lass @he was. we erg 1 ring away La we of 5 eon . fl long silences, through which the weight ms BUA 8 DO OE DOOTeTE, |aerme ntiad (routers reached to the and ihe ip ane of bhosel tT nad shi tha lst scula ; me vind bru a Pian reba Meter i tiys Of the stlent anxiety above pressed down ead Micon eree re nkle and the tight- At ne basque that s of fate that you can never ex r ! e rest, excovt And vignettes Caru and the mn m a 1 like & palpable thing. At jast Laden fulinosa at the waistline ts raped INO | eucces Senian ii which wae ther rawiing 2 y aia ‘yarn ae Pelee Sana TA : 4 , ie, |Wolee called softly, and wef piaits to fit the figure and these are@|tion hathin an . t t f I t ne. Th “Don't ted me anytht 1 ion bathing sult of the girl of tha aes ® . is 1 ¢ , 1 ‘ p e. The b on Ne 4 stitched down Just as in any walking) pentod | 3 Carucel fell in | v Tacit ced hea alian ' y have two left behind them destrection and ‘ hres pomts, {Obened the front door, “but if I cane, At the bottom the fulness Is geth- f our present day octogenartan {what attra her Was more an & 1 t 4 ones r ans | stain upon the threshold nuen't t vothered the of any earthly use, 1 will." mio an winatbo Just #6 10 OTROR| rust tae tte ge oer eee S82! on # could imag ar no y How did these hen escape vo mustn't eet into the |. “Thank you, Mr. Crosby,” he aie ptanmane recall that hiderus costume and coms) ioe ge married him. Marr hon t i : 1 the, This ts about the tutes t, too, | W p the pt e uetntL we swered, staking my hand slowly, "'% pare it with the natty new trouser bath> soon as we got back to New York ove Tabor was 1 , a 1 here, except wha The answer is siiny 1 were ; > know that,” ‘Tho trouser effect is concealed by front |ing euit of to-day, they would involun: sre that tinge gradually Went Wrong. and the others ware seated wboUL the we are. ‘Caruccl Is th custody.’ “Da tich Vette telaeaely aansia ; ang back panels, which are now promi-!tarfly exclaim, “Why this fusp?'? ‘The man got @ taste for drink, which is big lamp in the living-room, busy over pose they interviewed him?” | “A swift automobile awaited (hem | eaid 1, if Mr. Vabor le right. \ “Livsis ite Be Continued.) >. . )