The evening world. Newspaper, May 20, 1911, Page 11

The Evening World Daily Magasime, Saturday. May 20, 1911. ‘‘Them Was the Happy Days!’’ Ceryright 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York World). LL —_——_Yy— vw, Got The FIRST Rize — (T\] (oor aos? OF YouR Hain BEFORE WAS A BIBLE, A YOu SOLD IT. FOR \you'D LET GO OF THAT HALE! BA! 504 To G To THE CiRcus WITH & [ WATHA: Remember , BACK in THe OLD Ons jHOowW WE USED % ecHeme To Heuto Jimmy! wa! Hal nal WHERE DID You FIND ‘THAT Wat 2 wisneo on You 7 “Nes AUF! or were! BELIEVE me— RaTHeR WEA Into THE, ciRcus 2 MY MY my! & WoT To Wear | oer 1 SATS WASNT Them The OF Yeaa > Ho! Ho! Looks LiKE A RecorrecT “THe Time, dime¥, wed) || “y — jarnal 1 Took iT AWAY. FROM CC u rary Sate 9 ARs re — ¢——\"erpcus Tent! HAL HAL | Nu Warren ALL THEM suHDAT SCHOOL [1 | iy RememBER = 1 HAD To RnocK res Stich a BvT— On, WeLe y'\ HELLO ALE! |) “Yows THE ANIMALS 2 WeRses & Got THE. PRIZE Your €AR EARLY OFF, A TEAR ) _ ATT | acti tent Be p, Cuthbert!” L. Cullen} Copyright, 191lg by The Prem hWuehtaa o e ee EXRE sti on the Maroh when| ¢vér met, imagined that he was ayvenge we find that it has Reversing| A Lot of Folks whom we @carcely we're only Marking Time! Coward until the First Time he was| Gear; Know are Startlingly Familiar with ARE WE GOING WHY Don'T 1 DonT = Cornered! eine our Shortcomings! ‘The Lady Fortune hae oi is kee the Up da Hik ue STAY IN WE 40 SOME KNOW WHERE doesn't mind Being| Saw and heard a Pretty O14 Lady of| jit watlure will Clim Down te Uat | Perhaps you've noticed Now the In- HIS HOT FLAT YO <0.1'D Gragious, but she! Seventy play a jew's-harp last night curable Rum-Fighter looks down upon ALL SUMMER ?” Dislikes to be Asked| and Perhaps the Boys didn't Buzz] wed hate to have to Welgh all of| the Man who Overeats! to Make Them Goo-| Around Her! our Near-Friends on the Scales of — Goo Byes! Adversity! Half of Success consists in Fight- ing off Failure! IF) DID! _— Kid Hat Luck knows how to Hit in pane What the Self-|the Clinches—but it's just then that! It takes Just as Long to Descend the fSympathizer| he's Goft Meat for an Uppercut! Cistern of Total Depravity aa it does! When you Follow the Crowd you're j to Attain the Summit of Exalted va te the Suse needs is an auto- toh Hit te Just as good for! virtuet Always to the Ruck: matic Self-Kid-| Fattening Purposes as a Solid| ding Attachment!) | We've known @ Lot of Fellows to Some of us are Never Open to Con-| rai; who hadn't the Least License in — y " vietion until we're On Trial! the World to congider themselve= Fall- Nobody ever Feeta| Only the Saving Sense of -Humor | — ures—and they didn't! Like Jumping Off the Dock in a Per-| keeps Some of Us from Roaring when) One of the Most Successful Men we pasrinom fectly New Set of Duds! we're Beaten at our Own Game yw laughs every time he thinks of| t's perfectly possible to Declare in his Vealy Youth, he “Re-| foureelf, without Bawling Out Atl 1a Career” to Take a Job! Hands! " | Bi Datton, the Worst Desperado we! Every time we Monkey with Re-| 5 oy °.' : -O-o-d N-i-g-h-t BS Sd By Ferd G. bene) Copy right, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World). SAY, BILL, YOU WANT AN AUTO, Don'T You? Youre) “ONIN BEEN USED Once - SS TOplI I'vE Got A BARGAIN You ON! ( WORTH. 1000 x see oy : | ig bes Mg AINT IT A BACK KUP. Ss x } = JA WHY DON'T ‘Nou FIND A PLACE? THIS 15 TERRIBLE! HAVE ‘You cae) G | THOUGHT OF PUR-| CHASING AN AUTy ‘ ato ar The Girl Who Works jor a Living. NE geo pee Reged ¥ dear girls who have to work for your iving, 40! she telis you definitely she can never MAN who signs his letter “H. B.,"" M not stay out too late in the evening care for you. | writes: Now that the warm spring 1s here, it Is a E: a | “I have been caling on a Y { bard yorkie FORE An English Girl, Fe Ant here given lun ciae mane | ] as well as w . And in summer one’s MAN who signs his leter “C. R.| and books. Now I wish to One needs @ rest and good, nourtshin A O.," write: : something more substantial. W! be obtained, ks ove With an English] !t be?" , that !s why I am reminding you of the advice I gave| girl, but she will not marry me uniess| It would not be proper to give the My dear girl your callers go home We go to England to 1 young lady anything more substantia! ‘That is jate enough for young people | Would advise 1 | unless you are engaged to mary her. ‘4 If you ork —_—_—s__ lar party or theatre, ar-/ thinke ern UNAPPRECIATIVE. range it for Saturday nig 4 can sleep later next morning. for You to com “John, that man next door came over She Does Not Car:. yong girl for over two years, but even | Teauest Acai) re8 | hore foraay, Bad! ORENY te! Sune Une MAN who signs his letter “A, H, | Mfter all that time si not seem to ' sapaad: Unanil| tdematt Md wousat cum anit A es jcare for me. Wha I do?” young lady “No, dear. He wanted to tune tt with “T have been caling on aj If you wish to win the young lady's er to make the sacrifice. jan axe!--Baltimore Sun. rR ae ai PrPS RENEE San 0. . “ ” : ’ Wh I— 2 PPP P DP PPP PP YD DY DM One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.” Can You Think of Some? Send’Em In. y e ee ee eet ee oe eee! Yee es Sree Je ae ieee Sea >? ? 2? P P 2 ?P Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each “Why” Contribution Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World.) WHY-CAN AMAN GET #000. | WHY= WILLA FELLOW RON HALE | WHY- DOES A“ PEACH" WEAR | WHY- WILE A MAN SPEND WHY- WiLL A SUIT MARKED #10] WHY* ARE WE GIVING AWAY 4 SEASON TO TWIRL $15. FOR GARDEN SEED- BE PASSED BY UNNOTICED DOLLAR Bitts@ THIS SEED IS IMPORTED PROM JAPAN IT OUGHT Yo DO weir- WHAT AN OUTRAGEOUS )F PRICE! WHEN HE Twiens 4 stick WHEN THERE IS ANOTHER CAR| WHILE THIS GIRL ADOPTS WHEN HE RAISES ONLY 40cTS soe RIGHT BACK oF it ? WORTH OF CABBAGE ? MARKED #1098 WOMEN WILL FOR NOTHING ? 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