The evening world. Newspaper, May 18, 1911, Page 19

HeLro simmy ! what Hat Was TeLescoPe,2H 7 Gon" 1 & ay FOR a Tevescome 4 , nae You GOT? BALL eat? Tr D Gee YOuR FinisH ? aera 1 een © NOW Ren Yeo Tung oe eae, Tren | Toro wir | NES, ALE, OLO aa HALHA! You CouLOHT Rememoen THe Tne, dimes & Trowes Tom THe Ke Fone # Hoino! Ge The semoo, Howse BASEMENT ava. Ra eareeees Par — | Recon Wt THe Moon iF You leimen You | SYFTED Rs Doan Sat, ener You MAO S) RAT HA ‘ag A Powones 7 A ere To THe Moor he tiseeo yee f te incioent— i HO _Tee FOR FOUR | Renee en ee eT we HY we Dat | Posoneo CHARLIE MUR poe) SAYS Twat Just PRoxe. Roa wer AS Ly ta @otT A Doan & GENT To MN * we Bie Basednr. eS wear? . He BIVEHERD we WAPOY DAYS! - Doe - HATHA Hi chanel GRACO HOw— | Remember m8 wo Ano] THAT O06 A WEEK — HAM: SHELL = BACK i WILMINGTON — — 4 Sayings of % & : Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife Eeonstered By Helen Rowland EN 4 Copgright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York World) H, Love, hear now my PRAYER! O Give me the intellect of a pet clam, the emo- tions of a jellyfish, the sensitiveness of @ feather bed and the conscience of a cat that I may be more At after than a blond manicurist; yea, that I may enter into the House Matrimony and dwell happily therein all the days of my Hfe. Teach me the ways of the serpent, and give me ite grace ané FIGURE, d I shall not ask for BEAUTY, for a good modiste shall do the rest. Give me the cuteness of a kitten, and thou needest not send me GENIUS. | neither intelligence, for I shall not require them, Nay, deliver mg from ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT! For, alas, @ man preferreth soft, sweet things unto plain solide; ond a woman with NERVES grateth upon his sensibilities as a wheel that squeak- eth continually and needeth oiling. Bestow upon me the eyes of a dove, a baby stare and a heart of papler mache that I may look unutterable things and coo sweetly, yet FEEL nothing. ° | For io, in all the land I know of not one OLEVER woman that hath | plucked a PEACH in the Garden of Matrimony. But the Lemon Grove ts full of them. ” % ee Nay, the husband of a gentus is but a supplement; ond WHAT man willingly goeth through life as an ANNEX? Verily, verily, an intelligent OPINION in the mouth of a woman affright- | cth a man as a knife in the hands of a babe, or @ gun tn the hands of a | stripling. He knoweth not when he shail be HIT, | Then, go to, thou Temperamental One! Whatsoever thow recetvest in| the love game be not dismayed. | Nay, whether it be a babe torn from the cradle or am octogenarian spared from the grave, a REMNANT among the old bachelors or 6 HAND- MB-DOWN, accept it with praise and rejoicing. For, I eay unto thee, it s not given unto ANY woman to possess doth real BRAINS and a real HUSBAND at the same time. Selah! L egends of Old New York. By Alice Phebe Eldridge. ing landed from the Half Moon and lost | thelr way among the mountains, The gnomes held a mad carouse in The Catskill Gnomes. N the Catskill Mountains, back et Grand Hotel station. te a honor eapering and dancing] Be recat eatla cs, hve ht te amphitheatre and bringing usly, tittle Catekt!] ‘awarts | forth great flagons of their magic wine. sdson and tis men drank freely and nly to become misshapen, ugly dwarts from that time forth, Since then they have wandered around the Cats!!! Mountains, appearing to | men once in twenty years, with bushy beards and eyes like pigs, who can do many marvellous things, ‘They work surpassingly well in metals, and tt 1s from their forges that {n Autumn comes the haze of Indian Summer. But their most marvellous feat is the brewi fa liquor which shortens the| The last time they were due to be seen bodies and swells the heads of all who| Was in 199. So now they will not appear drink it. again until 192; when anyone daring It was to thelr tender mercies that Henérick Hudson and his men fell; hav-! test, for himself, the truth of the legend, | —_—_- + Jungle Tales For Children. enough can go up to the mountains to |! TELL was HE So MUCK : e& YES THAT'S Wy Sg my Dil A MISTAKE IN GILL, You CHARGE YOU WOuLd BE LOSIN (8 THRE 3 MM a \ SAAN TLL GO IN AND HAVE SOME ICE CREAM, YOU CAN WAIT OUTSIDE 5 EVEN 16 iT Dowwars /¥ 4 “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” What’s the Use of Being Blue? There Is a Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence I. Cutien Copyright, 1911, by The I'rem Wubilsbing Co. (Le New dure Wocukt ROCRASTINATION {s Bad Medl- eine, but tt beats Precipltancy! a Never Forget ti you cura from HERE ad Get a Pleee of the | Prize? P A good time to . DO tawhen They! one spring hasn't Solval the Riddle, Say” you WON'T yut he's Stil Looking It Over! bot | en eee | Dauntiessness meroly Being Un- od “It's a Good) sfraid! ” Fault" is another Slogan of} When “They dub you @ Quarter | Horse "They" Overioox the Fact tha; Ps j Many a Sprinter nas Become @ Stayer’ =? Pertorinances ara | — u Tt takea Some of U Promtses in Blos- a. Long Time tony oom! Find Out that we can't Afford to Lose —e the Frieudship even of a Yaller Dog! ° ‘The Winner can Afford to be Belf-Dis- | + paraging, but the Struggler must Piug| It's the Bloomer Comedy to Try to ” for hie Goods! | Annex the Other Fellow's Angora before 0 cated You've Learned to Keep your own Goats es Many @ Wrestler has Won after hav- ing had One Shoulder Pinned to the! The Love of Comfort ts a Biz You. '- Ma! Lose Number! “a Make each Obstacle an Oasis, and Forge Ahead Again! The Man who Refuses to Accept an Apology was Never Meant! We can't All be Headiiners, but we | CAN Buck Against Closing the Bilt The My-Wife- Won't-Let-Me Man wouldn't Get Anywhere ij She signed @ Release! r= No use Turning Over a New Leaf un- leas you Gum {it Down! You've got to have @ Pretty Long Head on the Field to be able to Take a Chance on Falling Down! You can Toy with the Theory, but the Condition Must be Man-Handled! Just to Listen to a Panner tn Con- tributory Panning! ‘The Tale-Bearer who Tolls you of © your Rival's Roast of you Always Fory\ gets that It Takes Two To Knock! Once we 6aw a Bataman Hit at a Wild.» Pitch and Cop a Home Run for Himself! * @ 8 ; fo} (Copyright, 1911, by SYNOPSIS OF PRECI soung coli tation, Miss jobbe-Meerill Company.) 3. | | 4 10, ber count he ‘resolves. to escort. her luctant | {he home of. Miss of che night he is He tries, to open is" locked. Soon is ened, and Mise Tat ave the Vouse ‘at once s from: hr father ‘an explana merely ‘answers that Crosby Aeyarte from. the ‘abor | takes her ava: ther intery poh: 66 QOD morning, Mrs. Hippo. |{s to it. I teach my babies to breathe ( You eeem very busy,” said jright and that teaches them courage.” Mrs, Monkey to her netghhor| “What has breathing got to do with who lived down by |courage?” asked Mrs. Monkey, t er, “Everything,” sa!d Mrs, Hippo. "began Mrs, ing affects your heart at Hippo, “1 am going | 8 faint to take th for a pic a Tl go home and te day." Jimmy of mine how to breathe, Vd Uke to take as 8 ump. Jimmy for a plenic! —o-—— yme day, dut it 1s! gy : a trou ke him on your ba ,* said Mrs, Monkey “That would b __Editor By John L. Hobble y. very large and when you get inte the vater, you sink iike a bullet friendly enough to quarrel, “That io ae easy for me as tt is for] jen't got m respect for ‘ou to #Wing from tree to tree with that | an that thi we ought to all of youre,” said Mra. Hinpo, “I will|feel sorry for him, @I you the secret of it all, It's in the KE REYNOLDS has such a poor vey IT breathe, It is very important to oar for time that he/can't keep in oreathe right, and then, too, I just PROW 1'cdn dat and that twist os \E step with hig own cane, pres we id RW ON now my babies ls ge oo B nh 8) ee woe PULIN KELLY started to take the emmy do if f went down int pies [R Rome trestment for aruakennemm Mtnine!" aeked Afra, Hig but his wife's arms give before he “Tam sure 1 do not know. 1 gies ns cured, ‘ould be better if he did pot ao wi EV. PROST says that religion w ‘ou, after al’. Iwill have him play with a ae Sea aia gan he animate which live on land and mot] e ow him down and pour it dn his ear, Mth hore that can live and and vater hot sai’ Mra, Monke By | y-r was reported that Miss Renolds ana | he wor, I never could understand now |] Kirk were to be married; but t fe you dive down #0 cagily. You are|sne claims that they are not even| CHAPTER VIII. wontinued.) | | An UnconventionalJourney | | g00d of you to aaa as ome," sald Lady, “but 1 knew we could count on you, Here, take this thing ‘don’: want it” It was a very se-viceabie revolver, | Jcold and smooth as 1 slipped {t out of | lite leather hoister. 1 made sure that it was reacy for | "It's 1! 2 taking tt | along, * added, “W not going on any desperate midnight errand, The |mere time of night is the thing that's even un na t Wal ter wouldn't let me come at ft." T asked no questions time I ad learne ter, and besides I did |not greatly care what we were doing or us to happen next. 1 would be service If T could, that was all, Bince Was to be hopelessly tt might as well be blindly too, and the sense of adven | ture was gane out The car swayed the drregular mutter of the engine and the drowsy whining he wears. We might almost ‘have been motionless, ex cept "phen the flare of some passing t's probably in the under pan," I We got the pan off, and efter in the puddle of grimy grease were fortunate enough to find it. A moment later we were throbbing steadily on our way. “That man of yours tan't exactly de- MUghted with his work," I commented. "I don't blame him. He tan't supposed to be waked up for forty-mile trips tn the middle of the night, and he's En) lish end worships his habits. Are we all right now? “Yes; {t wasn't anything. We're nearly there now; there's Woodlawn.” She did not speak again for some time, and I began to we ing me as by the glimpse of a Mmhtning | began to cHmb a bumpy hill, the trouble flash the veiled and eilent figure by my Siidenly became «0 much worae that st wide. looked as though it meant detay, Here was romance beyond my wildest) Impure gasoline does not make one magination; night and hurry end mys- cylinder miss fire regularly for many terious need, the awift rush ont revolutions and then explode once or through the warm gloom, the won with a croupy grime. hood of the breathing shadow 80 ch here's something the matter with to me, whose thought I could not know ." eald Lady nervously, "I hope whose anxiety I could not seek “re not going to break down, V fathom, whose trouble I could only n't break down. by doing tgnorantly what s me and then leaving her in ¢ And all this that sould have et Iry seemed oniy dull thankless task, ‘T st Ride Together I answered, ignition by the soun "Do you kne ing about a car “A little ind as we drew up at the side of the road 1 was out and ar remind vhere T was and r reminded me wher a th the carbureter. tal! ‘The Kicker Often Makes it Raster ¢or ee rmne ay the Weak-Kneed! NO WONDER. os Repining te the First Symptom ot} Mra. Henpeckke—My husband pre- oe Rusting! | posed to me thirteen times before I ee — | cepted him.” add Our Idea of Somebody who Geta Little, Mra. Dashaway—I have often wen- out of Life is the Man who Brags ¢hat dered nat made him so superetitious id he Never Gives In! ~—Philadelphia Record, - GOOOQHHDDDOOHODOHHDHHHOHDHOHHDHS: g q @OODHDOOOOH|GOAS: 0 POOPDOOOOOHOAN sy ® The Professor’s Myster Ane Brien Hooks ia And Brian Hooker § ‘* DIDO DEDODIDDODIDDDVDDDDODDDDDDDDDDDDHDDHDDDDDHHDDHIDD GGWDDDHDHHS® DODDDDDDDODDDOWDODOGGODHDDODDDODDDHDHOHDDIOODDDIDHIDHIDDHDHDDDDDDDDDDDDS: nd uo But Square and kept on south alon way that errand became unilkely; @nd| Cros |when we turned eastward over the rough| ""I'wenty minutes of three,” I told her. | cobbles of narrow aide streets 1 was in he m a state of blank wonder, ‘ore now, Wo ran slowly, lurching and bumping, | Them after @ little thoy through interminable chasms of squalor | W/ch the car, Thomas where {ron railings mounted to the doors ebody up? ‘There's no bell," No, not yet. What time is ft, Mfr. nt, “Stay here | Mr. Crosby end ; ving into such @ plage”=* and ¢ of bedding hung from open of | windo: where evil odors hung end protested, “Teth ja larifted Ike clouds, and @ sick heat lay j |prisoned between wall and pavement, and stragglers turned to staro after us jas we went by, Now end then we |crossed some wider thorougntare with ita noise of cars and tangle of sagging | me Bil ; In front of the machine almost before jer if T had again < net ' mind, ae i the chauffeur had lumbered from his|tTodden upon trouble, I seemed fated | overhead, and sians Nik MaMa aEAt nit the cooking noat to do 80 at every turn. But present! wely We CPeDt o> se Hue Iie got out his electri lamp and be-|She broke in with @ comfortable triv-|% weakened @ multi- tt of squeaks ngs behing Light swept across us, filling with an un- canny and eudden iijumination the pol- \qahed interior of the limousine and show, “Sn. cagcade over the opening. yy A mumber of new style-notes were in every conceivabie way, There were . Color .¢ re tone pre. prevatent ta noticed at the Longchawns epring race quite @ few double-faced materials, the y fit Jarred me 81" tinkering ¥ The acattere pa were on . ie eres 08 Os Hold on a minute,” T sald, “If you] “Look here, why don't you amoke it] grein tt the dnue, the canon” | the plaat re : ball up that adjustment tt may take! you want to? T forgot all tt, bur | i ; ¥ : he ban where loore lt was always like that; the deed a ! : il BUST Ye It, arred and ‘bared, and there wa sal ae eh parody of the dream, the des ae an ry a it rig again, Ave} of course's I N Jhuman thing In sight save here ar ntirely br sat eee a h nou Bictey Paty idl I had not no! e, but theltnere a huddle of «r clothes under | ainga a Denition’s: Bll Tau as wrunted: | cigarette was exactly what I wanted. |the half shelter of a doorway ie Of tenet tne . : nhera getting $0 \q bodily comfort balanced things! salt alr m the river troubled the! og oat x wo. lover nen Why ar yo gain, and mede me feel at heme with| stagnant mixture of fish, leather and] 4 othe | + | all right and one all wrong S siuaatlonce te can down: Hiverside | a: * Ww ta blue sp ‘ : me around here with the uations cc We ran down: Hive stale s just Licht enovga to find our we k siding!) he dark bulk of the clty on our) We at re @ narrow doorway} without At we reache 1. rca nd on our right the glimmering | pinched pw nd Las ty on the” ital erat the Hudson, strenked with | Sows Hiigir ' ’ forly On Cbes i word | on ms F the knockes on yaned ¢ « gar, and ae 1Ye? ea ‘inne te lon down Fifth ave W , Phere a! m under my 4 eu binding | ho @nd unnatural lights oven | floor,” he o: es, t wished that .« appear | sional clack of hoofs and hollew grow!|Thomas to make sure t been running reel# accentuat t wonted | He was back In a mome the piage™ d, t, and now 1 choer-| stitiness, I had sor Mt for [the number was \ 7 tlon of newly me and, tu other nut } [granted that wa were go @ doc: | Miss, the look 1 Dok ” ve But f “ —— —- - |don't understand, Shella oat we nnnnnnanne: anne ~ marrrnrcovele| were corr ~ ry Toit” said 1, "Xhne door Is untatehed Fashion Notes From Paris [Fas an” prearion of tnit7® nd ene le Ann nnnnnnarannnnnns Ann RARAAARRAD RADARS n'my arm: w LTHOUGH eho Jupe-culotte has,;hat shapes, A Ge hat in navy meeting, One was the looping of the roveres side forming the trimming of | opcy I as opesk’ ‘tha fad seonin proved 0 of ‘ qv haat pward turn wk A mult in rerge had the!the suit, There was an tocrease tn | caught prog that Mme, Paauin pred ttl tor ack ‘ straw, ma collar, und underakirt of eo gowns with a row of fringe over thel | Yes, y 1 oan a tith ln 4ia wake cha alatt suite and ta « bination, A single blue and w nen. ‘The skirt was foot-hem The & te ves, then Fee | ints ts b shown In many va n ' » fornied the sole t #4 Tia datt ida hous locAt the. Risissa cata meat a coruciae lie ‘« and her lat Man of ik alay diniida ‘borh A | ire rolistes are 5 \ tor skirt of black ea the new pointed effects, It was a er re & favorite model opens on the left side, jand that they are w strong r th of the latter was mult of white cheviot with the collar, | azaing aD ’ inside guite near the nt,, thus vevea fay as evidenced at t Fecent races Avent pe y on the left front iffs and sash of biack satin. The ¥ at then ‘ with a the exquisite f ear that this vogue| where many were seen. Plumes are bu blue boxcoat was quite short in front and und the door awang w oe ie making ne sary {largely used aw trimmings, These pth formed a deep point at the back, The] t had In agains tt and now May « Dainty ruffles of lace sometimes trift\posed at the back and almost ni trimming touches were akirt, ond of the now figure-wrapping | acrom the opening clearly visible tn thers the bottom of this skirt and fall in letely cover the crown. acen, There were buttons galore applied | styles, hi (the dreadths crossed eo as|/sMt from hepind us waa the body, of, s woman wit blood soaking into her | hat. ew to form (~ep pointe to harmonize with the j “ adhe