The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1911, Page 11

‘*‘Them Was " ¥ ¥ Hettogd raed ! GLAD, TS [see Nous sou! LITTLE, RUMT { {das WAI HAL” AinT "Mab ,ARe You? Wat HA! Just Live’ Youfuséo, te Be |Back LIM THe OLO DAYS , Aint* You? ! EVERY, LITTLE THinG-{ BA! HA Remen + HOLMAN YOU GET THAT‘ Time {| SMASHED) ‘Get mao at NowR ,BOAT— Recouect, Tar’ UTTLE “2 WAL wat Ha! You'd 'worwed on StHar Foo. boar ALU gone \wnrem ," AFTER ScHooL , AND ONE SSPRING, YOUR MmoTHeA. LET YOU “pown 70% WIT SAIL TAME IT DOWN TO" THE CRIC! : \ sa you~ HATHA! HAL BAL — O “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” BG What’s the Use of Being Blue? There Is a Lot of Luck Left. | By Clarence L. Cullen Op teeaemearpeaarad a baraees aaa teen ene aaa ae Copsiight, 1011, by The Irem Uublishing Co, (The New York World) NM Growh is a Grown-up who) A lot of us Imagine that we're Per- | hat Never Stopped Tecthingl srming when we're Merely Puttering! when mle w eh! Doing Your Best | ah FE . er it's Going to be Sure-Enough | jy al Cuss| Good t Mention It Dena- | tonist gs About Some of us Make the Mistake of Sup- posing we can be as Exacting with | the World as we are with our Wives! Know cena It Takes Some Fellows #0 tong to Taper Off that thelr Toots Collide! with the Rim Re- ho Carries a Pocket | Mirror and a Mustache Comb! The Fear of Being Ridiculed Wins many @ Medal of Honor for Bravery! it ow hered "f us Mt we Adhered| wea rather be Slammed than Sileht- eat 7 ' the Happy Days!’”’ \ ‘sav Sou CARRYIN? rT A LAO FoR. YOU AND JUST AS You STooPeD on You & OucKeD T IN THE CRICK 1 You & TORE THE / stove You IN| A You FELL OM THE, Bont & Busten. iT HALHAY ————— ta co} oNeR To PT v6 Boar Tw Pieces ~ NOT GOOD ENQUEH FoR HIM, EX! WELL tT Was GOOD ENOUGA WHEN HE WANTED TO —) ™ ONE Y, tu Fix Him’ Z cP > tenner ee fA (| JumPeD IN SOREL SRE! 5! i) “es Betty Vincent’s Advice to Lovers Y dear young men, you have no right to evenopolize M all of a girl's time unless you Intend to agi her to become your wife. Tt in unfair for a man to ask a @irl to @tve up all the other men of her acquaintance If he {s unwilling to @tve up the pirls he calls upon and pays attention to. Let me just show you, through a letter T recetved this morning, What a wkward and unfair posttion @ girl may ‘be placed in by @ young Man who hae benaved in the man- ner I have condemned. e girl who writes the letter Tam golnk to quote tells me: “FoR threo years a man hae called steadily upon me And las rot permitted me to receive the attentions of other men. Yet tn all that thme he has Het asked me to marry him, And now I Believe he ts becoming interested tn another girl.” Now, Any one who In at all fair can mo that a man has no right to behave tn this way toward a girl. Just remenrber thie, If you do not wish to marry a gtrl yoursel® at least atve other men a chance to ask for her hand. ™ Not Engaged. enough to trust A GIRL who signs her letter “P. a4. | @ Detter if you ‘ r | should @ay tt would 4 not marry her writer: A Fickle Sw. ‘A young man has called stead- A GIRL who signa hi letter “B. Bb lly on very m that another he became vor right to feel ec engaged to mar ‘The young man bas, as you say, no right to obfect to your other callers aa long as yoy are not engaged to him, Geil 1 de teally leven sou. She Has Fiirted. A Gift. and Tike he C." writes: Bs fe recently found “A man saya he lovi 0. How on me, too, and | ever, he,admita he flirts Had he any | giris, although be insiate he ne as tam not! me most. Would he flirt with J Girls {f he lovea me?" T do not think the young man wo hehave as you say ‘he does and boas MAIN who signs his letter “HT. HL” MAN who atans his letter “H. H writes A T." writes: “Tam tn love with and engaged “T have called on a young tady |to a girl who for the past elght montha| quite steadily for over two years. Bu! [has been away from me and her home. | wna receivers others allers, Recent!) 1 good reason to belleve, but 10} sie gave me a very pretty knife as « tive proof, that she has been @ | nirtnday gift. Do you think @he shoul! te flirt and very indiserest while | nave done this as long as we are not gone. What attitude would you advises | engaged?” on her return?" As long an you accepted the gift I do If you do not love the young lady I not think # is your place to criticise It ++. | The Day’s Good Stories | Overheard on the Stairs. |'%.2%.!%i% .% mit; ,enting eraten ptuemety se when it Four fingers in your mort! vivertently over: vest, Often the collar runs off rge revers at the front, rials are silk, satin, I . to « on rolke Say What They Mean, we'd ve Arrested! | nace — ' » the Differ. When we're Ready for the Mantle of | Some of we don't Know the Diff Uhasliy we Want it Loose-Witting ence between Being Effectively Em- peo phatic and Offensively Opinionated! You can Find Friends to Burn when peas you're There with Coin to Incinerate! If you're Really Going to Forget the - Transgression, then Forgive the Trans- We always Have vance Against | gressor too! $ the Man we've Wr : > When we win it ind Chance,” but be Call Crab| when we lose “they” call tt Bonehead- he 5 “Caprivlous"—for Pedness! | - The Man who Works as Hard for| A Good Way to Switch the Cut i8\tne Boss as he would if he were| to Khare your Joy tcith Fotks in-\ Working for Himself is In Line for| stead of Letting Them In only On| the Goodies! your Misery! | poem | — | Some Men Waste so mci Tims THINK Shop, Must, but Don't | T it Over that they Never Get TALK ! put Thinking Parts! . ry . ashion’s ispers. }| pi... il His Awed Listeners. N_ Bnglish erientigg wae im the habit of telang hynting trips in the merth of Scotland, “Here, when night come epen m the etnirs that the happy F _ IHantine or fine r, and it wae from the fe service as well as beauty them, and he thelr camp, be ded, * "exclaimed the young effects are not so much in| seed to wes ben (naire eas in former years, There are ved patterns shown, especially | ack and white stripes, that are | effective, but the average woman Jack or navy blue | fided to his colleagues at home. in thrilling tones the distinguished Fi it seems as though he lar Fingers and Forks. = “ reptied Sandy calmly. food with | ase raretncote' Waist and “ory ty ey time.” Lippincetts Dkr cord may ‘te interei| « Really Seasick. | yeause of some pri ) eldental dishwash- ERF is 0 seasick story we have nob Reard | before det, both very of the watet 4 Dutch e ik a strong collar which, | s a foot-band of a striped or polka dot material, It is quite the rage now to have the w|parasol, scarf and handbag all match. | irope it was Opening én|The latter ts carried on the arm by §| ‘Your wife is a brilliant talker. | could listen to her all night! “Don't you think it's about time you began to feather yourjown nee’ pie Papers 1088 | 6 ied in with long cordeltere, “Geel t id “Yes, dad, I'll start now if you'll come across with some cash down!" hink At a very dirty habit | by yent, and then sald to the groom: ‘I t that would make me feet better, Menry, did “Atchison Globe, | Whi y 9 > PPP PPP PP PP DP YP YP DP DM One Dollar Each Paid for the Best “Whys.” Can You Think of Some? Send’Em In, ; Cy e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e CRD RAR > 2 2 Your Name, Date and Address Should Accompany Each “Why” Contribution © ae Copsright, 1921, hy ‘The Ure Publishing Co. (The New York Worlds WHY- POES A Boy RESEMBLE AN ENCYCLOPAEDIA ~ WHY= CAN A MAN STAND SMOKE IN THIS CASE- oon ? WHY" WILL A MAN ‘TRY TQ WHY- DOES A MAN NEED SELL Goods - AN ALARM CLOCK = WHY-13 THIS SERVED WITH A FORK = af WAITER BRING ME A HAMMER, WHY- 15 A MAN ALWAYS AFTER THIS CENT= IT KNOW THE NAMES OF EVERY PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE = ee Vf WHEN THIS 1S FNOUGH TO WHEN HE 15 SO SENSITIVE IN TH WHEN IT SHOULD BE SERVED WHEN OTHER TIMES HE WHEN HE RUNS AWAY FROM q EN TH - APPEASRS Like A —| A CASE LIKE THIS? WITH A CAN OPENER 7? mule ONE Mean) AWWIONE (AWARE? WHEN EVEN THIS 15 A ‘ , sin _| _ BETTER CELLA \e PRESIDENT ‘ Ae penpit\ | CHEESE 7y ey OF THE UNITED d A WiLL YOu = ee, WHY- Do we TRY Pp N\STATES 2, J fi | [ae TAKe 'T a 777 ie ~ TO SPRING a — RA i PACK T : “ P-L-N ; : . : WHEN IN REAL at - at) 5 bn ' By iT1s a = > a a P-Lemets le of Aas BY- B.n.GRimm Bye : my iie iansin JOHN G-ENDLER JR, te : bas) .D, AGRONICK 1 Westpone coun: a a a WeHOBOREN ND Peovibrnce ets { : Snel