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nh ah rem senate aE ARE LES SARITA AERO AL SNA ROADS IE LI HN 1911. ___The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, May 4, ‘Them Was the Happy Days!’’ ode mame ements ot By Clare Victor Dwiggins S RASA NA RRA LRA NAA ARR pram NA A, - ' Covrright, 1011, by The Prom Punishing Oo, (The New York World.) — Yes innern , Proves: AD \fHA'HA: A Wire ———| : om "HELLO. Jae! wos Te oL0) |( GLAD T Meer You, Proressoa.! \Yes inpeeD PRoressoR- WE HAD VIER HA: Me The TEdcHER. Auch tn Sic EM Yes ALF. 10° scour. & At SMO 1 WAS NO GENTLEMAN i] SMASHED Him UP IN THE BAR & Me THING LINE HY BoOY WHATS A FRIEHO OF x oy 4 Par Jimmy » CAN MEET) me— oimny & ME, You To Go To SCHOOL, KHOW 5 USED TO. GP TOwys wai HAL — GReat Times PROFESSOR DAY sine STARTED he Ae iw scnoo. & | YERKES THAT NIGHT Lb CAUGHT Him & TORE proeT some MS SHIRT A RUBBED BURRS On ws ' CR A HA BA= ONTOKS SAT — MN A Maem ais HAPPY DAYS — EM WAS HE Sayings of ti ww & 4% Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife Copyright, 1011, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York World) H": long, oh, thou Simple One, wilt thou continue | Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers iG-o-o-d N-i-g-h-t 36 SG By Ferd G. Long} Owe Coprright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co. (The New York World) EORGE~1TS A SHAME To EE A PELLOW Like You WASTING His LIFE AWAY AT | A DESK SLAVING FOR SOME- ONE ELSE.- SER oath Tagg hs, GOT AMBITION— WHAT NEED 1$ A CHANCE= LEMME TELL YoU~ to dream of LOVD, aa tt ta in novels and young | visions? | How long wilt thou hearken unto men and delight end a@ young ¢irt happen to rile down to business morning tm the same train, It le not courteous young man, under euch circumstances, to rates his bat to the young ledy. It ts not correct for a young lady to or indicate that she would itke to know « Rt man to whom she has never been introduced. Cito These, my young friends, are rules of conduct Must not be broken. Sometimes, I know, afl this sounds hai and even foolish; but conventionalities serve thelr purpose | If they dtd not, eo many wiser end older persone would not observe them. : ‘ have been held pack by the dact that His Neighbor. |1 aid ot chink she palalycadine up to M who atgns his letter “A. G." | my Keal I have been sorely puzzled writes | as to whether her not having as good ro ta @ young tedy who! an education as myself would Interfere Ives in my nelghborhood and I admire| with our future happiness, I want her very much, though I have never met in their “YT love you's?” For these are as a Chincse Prayer, which may be grownd out continu. ally, the same forever, Lo, the masculine heart is NOT an organ, but a PIANOLA, whtch may | de easily played upon by ANY woman who knoweth the! combination, Behold, tn dreams a lover arriveth like sunlight out of the cloud; dut in real life he arriveth as casually aa meal-times, In dreams he weareth a halo and taiketh ie unto Elinor Glyn, but in real life he weareth a straw hat and tatketh shop or politics. In dreams he prostrateth himself at thy feet in an attitude of afora- tion and puffeth ardent sighs. | | to decide one way or the other, as tt But in real life ho prostrateth k attitude of comfort and pufteih a cigarette, In dreans he cherisheth a@ bundle of old love letters tied ribbon, but in real life he cheerfully cleancth his pipe with the stem of the| foee which the girl before the last hath given him, sayings “Now, who the deuce put THAT thing here!" | Go to! Measure not a man's love by the ardor with which he Kisseth | thee bencath @ summer moon, but by the ardor with which he kieseth, thee ona winter morning then thou hast a cold tn the head. Judge not his devotion by his willingness to sit up late and talk to elf upon thy best sofa pillows in an) tolth faded Alas, the heart of a woman fa full of cozy cornera, tn which she cher- dsheth her past loves. _ But a man's heart is as @ CEMETERY, for all nig past toves are quite DEAD unto him, Then put away childish things and cease DREAMING! For love is no longer a beautiful iliueton, but a practical tion, and it i9 time to WAKE UP! Selah! nonstra- “Highest. Up” and How Daskets @ number of delicate, contriv-| cylinder ts slowly reo THAT-WouLpn’T You! LISSEN-YOUVE GOT A STAKE IN THE BANK= dust LET M ( You_A = eee THE AXTON LETTERS wrright, 1910, by Small, May pcoverod and showed Mr. Axton jetruggle which seemed interminable; for, | di and the death of Lawler,” the faycho However, I know the young Jady'e| 6 and I think she knows ming Un- jder the circumstances would it be cor | rect to apeak to her? | young Indy without @ formal introduc | Ucn. Get some mutual friend to per- |form that oMce for you. | Her Education. | A MAN who elens hie letter “O. V. 1." write her letters, and when talking wfll very often make very awkward blunders. | Now, I am very much interested in this | young lady, and have been on the point of proposing several times, but would not be fair to take up her tine In care I decided that I could not very well have eertous tmtentiona Your It would be improper to speak te the| ews in regard to this matter will be very much appreciated. Education ts such @ @uperficta! th compared with love; and #0 eas ohanged or improved that I ehould not consider {t, were I you, tf you love the young Indy, and she has ae you «: A sweet disposition. | “There is @ young lady with ¢ | whom Tam dearly in dove |No Money Saved, future @6 uncertain if he really loved mer" ‘The young man may love you #0 much he has forgotten h!s foresight and good senae, It would be better !f you had a ttle Dank account before marriage, r Lyd So wen I awoke, I could ee) forced on the lower floor with « “, From “The Achievements of Luther Trant,” by EDWIN BALMER and WILLIAM M'HARG ographer. and my fh affections are returned, While this GIRL who etgns her letter “1. H." thee, but by his willingness to get up early and work for thee, | young Indy has @ charming dirposttion 4 Wrheo: i Think ngt to “break his heart” with thy coldness. For lo, tt t@ Uke unto and 1s considered very pretty, at the “A young man is tm love with ! Jamity pride which may be BENT, but cannot be BROKEN. sume lime her education posers. to Seda yp gag’ Ceeab Se | , 4 7 ni et jected, aa we i oney Yea, it {9 as a rubber ball which reboundeth easily after the worst Inakes very bat errors {i spelling in| caved. Would he be willing to leave o:r | shocks. | { (veer) mest toll me—weat ovtestnad j aencel age as a matter of fact, I must have been in| !t was his | to ny dreseing-room," sort of riknife which he had|is that these pred, Teveaied {> | OPSI3 OF Pt he water fully £ 3 and the to be t nes the man wae| yar broken and left on the ail, And es baad ' ee OnE _| th wily four hour | @ ones you } e Vv $s xptore : ’ Unpact of the waves alone beat my hing tor ese not at all clearly, Dut/#0on as Howard saw thie he knew it|' “You must wat, Slay Wattren” he | flesh almost to a jelly; and I recall t i that two of them had been & desk 19 directly oppostie my| Was the same man, for It wae then he] psychologist answered kinéty, with » coming of daylight, and occasional taken ani e typewritten let dour, and in a sort of ailhow ed me not to interfere He made; hand on the ene glimpses of a shore which seemed no “and only thos had epunst my shaded desk light,| of after him and when he came back| anxious for the interview ¢— end ( 1X nations are inteveated in ay ing and at that altitude the tempera-| project dtself suddenly above the sea deen opened tn apparent search for more hho was using, 1 could seo his tis-| No told me he was sure ft wae the| ‘What I gould tell pou mew would series of Investigations now 3 degrees below zero, and then at once to wink away and be/of hts letters, I could see that this ex a4 Very veguo, m rous Woking | #4me mat only terrify you and leave yee pe’ H being carried on jn Omaha by although at a point between nine and swallowed by it. Jcited hin exceedin though he trled | figure, Mr. ‘Tr lower part] “This time, too, the man at your Geek | plexed how to act while yeu were wai: F the Unied States Government | ten miles high the records showed that |¢ ft] 1 was found unconsclous on the sands | to conceat ahd} ved plain t the upper aging for 3 Ing to hear from me Teave the and collaborated in fy the| a temperature of 9 degrees below zero 1 have not the faintest 4 was a f teh, d contess | Sondence with Mr. AStSA letters: Jf You Wil ead the Seom } jovernin of England, Germany,| had been gone through, On this par- t there-and I was identified t AIA AG 8 ar A Man RITE gg the Tilustreted News,” he sald suéden- It 1 Belgium, These in-| tloular date the temperature at Omaha, | \ ning to myself Ut may please you) r ghosts came to me to make me tt ly, a@ the girl began gathering up her ? 2 Eps ga Sell Res ef i et Na to Anow this) by several your lette ¥ nig hin ese man, until I re-|sonal—like th papers, ‘There ie only one thing more. Vestigations have for thelr object the} the starting point of the Balloon, was |ch Neneh Warattauia an ee poke At # morning, Mr. ‘Trant, | ine Howard had ween and] "Yes." You #atd you expected an ton } thorough exploration of the atmosphere | 47 degrees above zero. eresent, with iny three rescued ¢om-|but e@till very, dark—a before 6) described bim—with coat wrapped] "Amazing!" nt leaped to hte feet,| here from Howard Axton, Mr, Caryi” - ‘ at a height of more than ten miles| Another balloon registered an atr cur. | hmthe'. tons—Whose names even I probably |v'clock, It was so damp, you know, that | round him head, As #oon as T waa sure! with eyes flashing now with unrestrain:| “Mivs Waldron telephoned to me tn above the earth's surface, and so welling at @ rate of more than | a. iB never should have known If the G ad not opened th . “4 1 t and took two or three rapid| his presence, to take her to see you ' successfully are they being carried out) ~ ngiand safely ay but Punts UD RNG GORe (8 OBE ete ; hic —_ be tag iry | a » t pe i ff 7 Ireswing: t the o 4 inference from] knowledge, As soon as he finds she hes ta mass of inf sonoern used are go delicate| | CHAPTER IV. hays tera, Miss Jron—coupled | gone he will look up if | ng cond 8 existing as high a that for measurt e af A A to t I think you m sightean up in the air has been| edapendal tor rl eS ie preneever was at and tock ne = paallacie explorations are ®elnz | n the stance that a human h | i that brought me eately ' Sry good z must ose 40 enced 1 in the countries named above} wits IERcA Canaan cavecuah ek ashore, and the lack of ft nging to “ at once!” H hands with both of | i a above | wil sh Rae LLatinvocdna main : at iitie them hurrtediy and almost forcing them | se are eted all tn- nena he the tee nitehe Nik clea door attempt at erime, Mr.|out his door, closed it behind them and 1 gathered by each country is i for Lawler's death, With- o White and atartied | strode baci to his desk. He picked to be excianged with all other countries 15. ten minutes afterward the flames 3 aside the leat page and, “as cause for my be-]immediately the second of the four engaged in the investigations, The records are made upon a@ soot 2 sh ne Py Wi SRO Peer saneane with eyes flashing with hep, glowing hing eertous underlay ters which the girl had @tven him, r, ‘The research 13 being prosecuted with | covered oylinder by a stylus polnt|Hercg wind fattened into. @ far. {fre, he glanced-acrosa Intensely to the nce {t through again, and crossed the co: the assistance of “weather balloons’| operated by @ level, which in turn 18] shaped sheet of fire against the{Sitl watching him; and his hands dor to the opposite ofes, whioh w which are aent aloft bearing tn attached | controlled by the tnstruments, This nigni—and the Gladstone struck with {clenched on the table, in the constraint | that of @ public ten : turned by @ cloc! errifio force, throwing every: his eagerness. “L wit go and find out |* Make a careful copy of that,” he dl- ’ " , re : wax laventbody far unsn tina Ane 9 ay—what 18 tt, Mr Trant?" ‘ : career rected, "and bring it tome ae #oon as it | ances for measuring whatever condi-| work arrangement, and when the box/everybody flat upon the deck, Th Yr Aa eke wen thy “ ° nm, and if T tions are met on the trip from earth ed to the weather etation fi raised high the re This ls #o taken up with the, wrect mae Foe: San oo much of an hour Iater, when th | through the clouds and back again to the sooty covering will SE a eel eR Tat veces tat ; tof an | earth. experiments continue for pressure, the humidity, || there {# hardly any more mention of Jumped at the word |, (you honestty } two weeks, a weather balloon being! and the wind velocity at any hetght| Lee NINE aterm. tied ax |the myaterious maa, Fut you eal’ elleves the man atti means nothin sent up each afternoon during that] traversed by the ba | Se ‘and one was store|since Mr, Axton has come home, he der the kitchen wine | yj 0%, man fever meant " | perlod iby each of the six governinents.| ‘The strand of hair usod tn the dnstru- | ately agains: the steamers alde as twice appeared and tn your room, areal | Duige SeMtarant bun tt weet { When the dnformation thus gained Is] ment for determining the humidity !s/and sank, while the other waa badiy | 1s" Waldrom Please give me the de- aan . properly arranged the meteorological| chemically dried before it !s placed ‘9 d and made only about fifty a . r feot P | bureaus in each of the countries talcing| position. ‘Ther on passing 8 before it went down also. | “Of his first appenrance—or vistt, | now Ji 14 aie Biter an part will receive tabulated coples, aays| through a moist etrmtum, the hair al aining boats ali were lowered [should aay, aince no one renliy saw \y ho comes,” anid M ' RAK Ana Sikahan aw 1 ‘ | the Chicago Tribune, sorbs a portion of the moisture, the , and got away et an 2 . hi Hal ped | Pak onkey to her hus stole the wo and see f “a } ‘The Uttle balloons, whtoh are atx feet| hair lengthens, and the stylus point re- eT Sakae ee ce ee “ee ee Lee \ \ys nid ay Bh took tt an find by : x in diameter, are ao arranged that they| cords the change on the oylinder. It} ‘aa te dia dnat Axton first me home, | \ i auto ° t on . fore Jimmy eame to . will explode somewhere far above the| the next stratum {ts dry some of the naked him about this mysterious friend A freezer and put tt saan Gicata ated 424 ba gala ao : | vel, the explosive force being | moisture in the hair ts evaporated, the); @ put me off with @ laugh and the table, | ten mile level, the exp : the hydrogen with which the bag 1s) hair becomes shorter, and the oylinder | et y eald he hadn't en much @he went into the f P ot ; ea an dabvana: weiha dawn (ee filed. As the balloon rises the hydro-| makes the re accordingly, ih im since he last wrote, But even then |. 0°. : ‘i ees ; ‘ - 7 ' ¥ ould gee he wasn't @@ easy ar he » os . gen expands, and at an elevation when| The alr pi ‘ , y dave (ane rs J ; knew, - ty to d a } the outside pressure {s insufficient to| recorded, by the ald of a em but one woman tn {fi cy as Ee hy d any Es , Ns - 4 He ana ana tenure ; : . ~ hydrogen the rubber bag explodes, | drawn, snail plunger, to whtch 18) burg—who had in herarma a baby, |wakened by @ome ound which acemed | Monkey e4 to the kitchen, e lor a Jimmy eatd | at t ote ' nd to look to es 8 to } ‘Thereupon a parachute comes into play | attached a etylus point, makes the ec: "How strange that of our boatload to come from my dreasing-room, 1 4 think had happened? Vhe at the ! 4 to | So, a have Gi and the solentifo instruments, which | essary ecratches on the soot-covere! those who alone survived should be the|turned on the Nght in 7 gem and 1 was gone! t t 6 our foe cream! a foe Ham terre tir rymeys have thus far been busy recoriing con-| cylinder, Dutchwoman, but without her baby; the|rang tt va bel he butler | Jimmy," whe called, “4s you Mr 41d net give @ oor peat; a) K as ty Wg ge Gittens Gritt slowly to earth. The ine S RECONCILIATION: engineer and stocker, wham the fire|came elmost at once end, ee he te a0: 6) iat toe creamy” at did not matter, for J ton “and|to marty her, you must. tell me!" struments are contained in @ stout box NO RECONOILIATION! had already partly disabled, and myself, courageous man, roused Mr. Axton he- at foe mr x. matter, Axton. a! n , ves ash Meh Re ae af 4 to the Goverment a very indifferent ewimmer—while the|fore opening the door to my dressing- I did not, mother,” he eakt in grea at his companton ™ t y an pract ce # Axton's st a” Trent | ! nal that aver uttered a eoun a inst Miss | rei € show aim of Pitkin essed. a |nt ongest among us all perished! Of |room, ‘ ; {al inat Aftea |r ia sothers eho a & ale jae mip sae ‘tum eae al Cegutenr-"7 Shs foat & pene Seem, what happened after leaving the abip I| ‘They found no one there end nothing here and let me fee! of your Ho went home aud told his mother annot b v1 oral, of I may mele “ ily vaygh |. coming Gack, have only the moet indistinct recollec-'taken or even disturbed except my let- enid Mra, Monkey, running how eold Mr. Giraffe's neck was, and 8 $ erage Sone mas whole thing to the nearest telesraph| Deposed Rider (eadly but G@rmiy— | iin, 1 eecali the swamping of our|teq in my writing deak, Mr, Trant, My PP igi eed yey | pers hu n Pleasing Crenknees ahout al oMoe, colleat $9 for his trouble, and ship | “Coming back, ts he? Ah, yes—yee If | pont, and cruel white waters that rushed aunt, who has been taking care of me Saeias inert t epank yo aye | you need be ¥ a to making any Cuher expienailag the records to ¢he ortginating point.|you should #eo him, will you kindly lout of the night to engulf us; I recall since my mother die, w heen ert , rere 5 Poe latent whatia Miaaer be One .of these balloons recently reache! him from me that ft 1s useless | na painful struggle against @ came with t oe hat, @ height of sighteen miles veto Guce, quite useless?” —Lite, ely gooster tian oy own-@ I must have imagined everything; but J "“S’lease do not spank me, moth 4, “are you not going to me- you (To Be Continued)