The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1911, Page 16

The Evening World Daily Magazine, by th Pann Suny Ses Seseae Fy, My of Park’ * . 83 to 68 Te Pebiahtes Company, Nos. JOBEPH PULITZER Junior, Seo'y. and Treas., 63 Park Row. ys Second-Class Matter nd and the Continent aod in the International stad Union. iis v7 «NO, 18,154, t the Post-Office at New York Subscript Pha ect ning | For En for the United Stal All Counters Qne ‘oar, ne Atonth: borenceres + $3.80] One Year... .80| One Month.. VOLUME Si...sssccceces soscsseccoee ooves LABOR A D DYNAMITERS, SIR, ARE You A G000 BUSINESS MAN 9 ITT the decision of the labor lenders in con-) ference at Indianapolis that the defense of the! men accused of dynamiting the Times Building in Los Angeles shall be undertaken by the Exesu- | tive Committee of the American Federation of Labor, the public will be well pleased. ‘There is a further cause for gratification in the announce- ment that the committee will direct the prosecution of the alleged kidnappers of the accused men, It is well to have all the issues in- volved in the case brought into light and analyzed under the super- sion of men in whom organized labor has full confidence. | Dynamiting el and reckless crime. It strikes primarily at property, but is regardless of life. To destroy the building or the bridge or the mine of some hated capitalist, the dynamiter fires a, bom that may blow a score of workingmen to death. } a cr | They menace society at large. ‘The argument that they are committed in the interest of organized labor must be met. American law holds} no man guilty until he has been convicted after a fair trial. But neither will American sentiment permit dynamiting to pass unpun- | ised because of a plea that to arrest a euepected criminal is to make | an attack upon organized Inbor. 9 ' STREET CAR ROWDIES, AGISTRATES of Brooklyn, Queens and Richmond | are reported to have agreed at a conference to, unite for the purpose of stopping the car rowdy nuisance that haa already begun to annoy suburban travel. ‘ The commission of these crimes has become common. Hardly anything in the power of the magistrates could better serve the interests of the public. We} have heard much all winter of the youthful criminal, and there has been much discussion as td the ca of his addiction to violence and to crime, Nobody has offered a thoroughly satisfactory solu- tion of the problem, but it is generally agreed that until sociologists learn how to cure the young hoodlum the best thing to do with him is to teach that society will not submit to him. of him on street cars is as much as should be endured. himself numerous, noisy and violent he must go to jail. ne Oana A WEEK OF PROMISE. WEEK that begins a new month and aleo brings us a new Chief Engineer in the Department of Highways, a new Deputy Police Commissioner, and a new Chief for the Fire Department, is surely a week of promise—even though it bear not any official repetition of the old promise of settling the subway problem. To the new Chief Engineer there is promised an appropriation for street work that will virtually be a new broom in his hands. To the new Deputy Police Commissioner there has been promised no one knows what, but the chances before him are man Of the new Fire Chief there is an implied promise that he will live up to the example and the precepts of his predecessor. Prospects of reform and improvement are good. There will eurely be change upon change. It is not likely any of them will make things wor: Moreover, there is always the possibility of the unexpected—something may be done to start the subway. , en A DISTURBED FESTIVAL. AY DAY of old, the round world over, was a day | of festival and frolic. Yesterday it was a day of | discordant observances. Without looking further than the confines of our own city, we find variety enough in its annual record. Some moved gladly to stately new homes, some were evicted from lodgings of poverty to seek the haunts of penury. Some formed parades and some assembled to strike. There were songs of revelry and there were howls of 2 content. The season of singing birds when the clouds return not after the rain was never more propitious to human happiness than now, nor was man ever before so well fitted in every material sense to enjoy it. Never before did he know how to make the rich earth bring forth so abundantly all that is needed for joy as well as for the sustenance of life. Yet amid the roses and the ripening etraw- berries, the merry reign of the May Queen was disturbed all over the civilized world. But what has been changed may change again. A very little If he makes Lyn Perhaps out of | these disturbed years of strikes and of evictions thero will come al" better order of society and a return to something more than the old time joy. One thing is certain: Nature will never fail to furnish the | ancient inspirations. They will come to us every year with incite- ments to be merry and wise. letters From the People Alig ii ii aaa i Yeo. the company w; | P into two groups of To the Baitor of The Brening Worlds four and six. The first party of four Was ever New York City the capttal v " buys consecutive rounds, amounting to of the United States of America? cents per round, or total of 80 cents, AL SCHWARTZ, Where Is the Extra Ten Center | PED# being 80 cents por round, or $1. A nise'et ho Beene Word totel, making @ total expense of both Having seen the ability of some of| Deftiee $2.00. How can you account for your readers in answering mathematical | ™* ¢*tr@ 10 cents, readers? Questions I would iike to have then DAVE STERNBERG, find @ solution to the following: ‘Ten “At What Height? men go into @ restaurant and separate | to te BAtior of The Evening Wor! in parties of five. ach person in eaoh| Will you kindly ask somo of your party buys a round of drinks at five readers to answer the following ques: cents per drink, making a total of % tion? If a ladder 10 feet | x was conte per round, or $1.25 spent by each raised against a butlding and was ten party, Total expense for both, §.60.|¢eot trom the Dullding nt the tase, at Now, one person leavea?the first party what height would the ladder rest and joins the second'party, dividing against the butiding? u OREO SE | ‘The second party do ikewise, thelr ex-t parents, yy Y Uy MR SHERLOCK HOLMES FLYNN, ARE You A CrooD DETECTIVE 2 Nema 7 GEFORE SENDING You “To Police HEADQUARTERS, WHERE You'll FIND THe Jos I've ASsiqned To EACH oF You, By Sophie Irene Loeb. THE CATS AWAY THE) HES W WISH MOUSE WORKS. Cats have a way of coming back— fo do bosses, The other day a very! nice girl lost her position, She had Just Mpped out) to a matinee,” #he told me, The boss away, “there ‘t much to and — there you are. She just made a iittle mis-| take, We all do. She ia a worker and wit proft by| thla the NEXT time. She now knows that there ts a tine! for WORK and a time for PLAY and) a time to drive dull care away. But| the time for matinee {s not during the business time which delongs to the fellow who must keep his wits at work for the weekly payroll and which in-| cludes YOUR envelope. No matter, my dear, tf “there ts not much to do,” the topnotcher in the Work-a-day realm wil find SOME- ILING to do, Verily fe it true 0 ‘Batan finds work for IDLE han and Itkewise business will find work for WILLING hands, | The woman who follows the line of! LIMQAST resistance in the matter of Il SPONSIBILITY never gota very tar on the road for @ happy business wo- man, Bhe who takes the MOST burden from the shoulder of the employer com- mands the big salaries, This self-san) oyer’s chatr LOOKS easy, but we 4 not delude ourselves with the Idea t HE has not his many trials and tribulations “IEVION as you and 1." If the mouse WILI, play when the cat's away there fs often the price of a “Job” to pay later as in the case above. On the other hand I know of a girl who hag become the assistant manager of Hedgeville Editor By John L, Hobble i. JOKE would wear out a lot quicker 1f dt tried to support all of Its H™: KIRK gays that when he wants to give his wife any advice he has speak anonymous! KCK IPNDPREON, ovr most prom- joing mossback, says that as long 46 a man ts standin’ et!ll he isn't going wrong, DAv™ cravat sn a fal one ne ©, you thing ta lot of enjoyment blan gmebody else | toe te ie: | WISH You Goop buck Such Is Life. By Maurice Ketten. Yes, SiR, (ve Been THIRTY Years INA BUSINESS ScHool Aut RIGHT You Are du “THe MAN (WANT [INS oe Yes, SiR Lye BEEN ORTY Ye, tn HE Secnee SERNICE, Tuesday. May 2; ST, | ieNow ACL Ppovtrce Hep WAMWHS SSNS @ large concern. But she made {t HBR) you, she did not #kip any steps. On concern from the start. cause she was “on the job" whether wanting. EW the Job was ‘‘on'’—needed her or not.| Habit is the harbinger that brings that ever tried to be otherwise. They N that entirely cover the hair erejare handsomely embroidered and can She began as cash girl, When there etther pleasure or pa It 49 easy to nave no TIME nor space for the un- of pliable straw, light in wetght, | be had in various colors and stripes at was the cry for “Cash! she was at the FORM one, but she who succeeds will| business bee. He is call | the drone, 4nd tle down firmly with broad alll | from $3.95 to $4.06. spot, In the interim, between cries, she stop before tt DEEORM her. It comes | He tt ts 9 “sits around all day" and ‘They are, therefore, {deal for| The colored bracelets of bone and cel- was not far away and ready to ACT. | to pass, times without number, that the/ eats the the OTHE have motoring wear, One of navy blue has luloid which “The Pink Lady" has Later she was given charge of several worker who works for the WORK pri-/ made. He thinke !fe ts one honey "2!row strips of red inserted, which | brought into prominence are in un- girls—untll now, in the best time of her marily and not for the PAY EN-/dream. makes {t a most attractive bonnet baal ear yy demand, especially in the cora’ existence, she has travelled the road VELOPE entirely is repaid with more ut the day of AWAKENING comes. % and jade imitations. and found the REWARD, But, markithan money. + The Unconquered Cat N has conquered every | beaten or tortured into learning tricks. | antmal in the wide world— | She will not obey unless sie wants to except the Cat!" | Or unless it ts to her own Jaterest. So rung the old Orfental| She takes the best food she can get, maxim, And it is true, — | the aoftest, warmest corner, the protec- ‘This earth was once overrun by wild| tion of a home, And ehe makes no animals, more or less Merce, ‘Chen Man | payment by work or by unselfish lov took charge. And what happened? The| Beat or starve your dog and he will beaats of the field fell under his domin- | love you and stick to you. Beat or 66 ton, starve your Cat and she will desert you All except the Cat and move to the nearest comfortable The wild horse was caught and | home, turned into a beast of burden—trained | he Cat is not afraid of you, Threat- to slavish obedience of Man's Lighten | en a baby, @ puppy and a kitten, ‘The order, So were the elephant, came! and | baby will ery in fear, The puppy w donkey. | roll over and wave appealing legs at ‘The wild cattle were caught, ,corralied | you. The Kitten will bristle her back | and tamed. They dragged Man's loads | and scratch at you, | and kept him supplied with milk and| ‘Through the ages the Cat {s uncon- | meat, quered. She nelther serves you nor The dog-once so savage—was taught | flees to tho discomforts of the wilder- to become the most utterly devoted of | ness, She lves her own easy, tuxu all Man's animal servants, He guants | ous, selfish Ife, In the midst of a ctvil!- his master's home and property and (s | zation his adoring companton, where everything and ever, Reatings and | body ts made to toll. M-treatment cannot shake his loyalty ‘Phey call the ow! wise, He ts @ foo And 60 on through the whole antmal; compared to the Cat. kingdom, | - ae ept the Cat. | © few beasts who have refused to | ey Man 2 as the lion, the tt | the leopard, the rhinoceros, &c.—sulkily | | withdrew from the eivilized world and | hid In the depths of the farthest jungle. | Phore Man hunts and kilis them at hts Pleasure or drags them {nto captivity, | where they crouch helpless behind ca) As @ apectacie Tue, | else are tortured into learning clumsy | To soothe this vague unrest, | tricks for the amusement of antmat And help me to the pain | show audiences. Of heart that calls to you in vat | AM except the Cat To take me to your breast, | he Cat saw that man was to be Oftimes I waken with a thrill | master of the world. ‘The Cat had her From dreams that you are with me still, cholce of becoming Man's slave or of | IT wonder if you know | skulking ¢ y and hungrily in. the The mingled patn and happiness Jungle, And the Cat chose-netthor! | That t re me the while they bliss? The Cat remained when other dis- | I would not have them go j Obedient animals were driven away or Killed and when obedient antmals wer turned Into slaves. | ‘The Cat became netther a fugitive nor A slave, She re A independent, At the aame time sh t all the benefit Man could give her. In ret these benefits she patd—nothing “So you wish to marry my daugh- cannot make the Cat work. She will Kill a few mice now and then, but that Regular! | should say so! | te for her own amu ent and not for haven't missed an evening's attend- her owner's profit, @he cannot be ance on your daughter for a yearl”| ter? Are your habits regular?” AR + When the Boss Is Looking—And When He Isn't. Look to the beehtve, {man wise owl in the business sphere The hustling bees ~ |! stand one or tw lrones—that 4s, they will Just kind of TOLERATA them while they cre not| Of embroidery or a border. Six hand- UGH jn evidence, But let the drones | Xerchiefs with a narrow colored border inerease tn numbers--and behold! ‘They and Fai caaeehe fet, ating |Dandkerohiot being of @ different pre- | fective in both the them to death, ike way that he who CON without PRODUCING a joomed So in the world of commerce there NO ROOM for the DRONT. a business dea’h. TMS all ng, and there {s room fc Yet each must fill {y SOME one who w s place or ther 1 ‘The rich man, the poor man, the beg- gar man, the chief--all, all find ov Would you be- Why? Be-/each eho was TRIED and not found | !eve 4t—they are wiser than any bu- ‘They argue tn their bee- is| * #8 He dies Kivery moment ts regulated by a pendulum of trade value PACH AND ALL. | ® + The Jarr Family Mrs. Fare Cannot Understand Why Women : Get Married (or Lon’t, as the Case May be) Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World.) Ca By Roy L. McCardell. CETVONDER what's keeping him?" [= Mrs. Jarr anxiously as she looked out the front window of the flat for about the fiftieth time, “As I've said to you over and over again, Elia Spelvin, you're a lucky wo- man not to have the worry and care of @ husband and family on your running to the win- dow ike a ninny and waiting and watching for that ‘The visiting maiden lady from Brook- lyn looked up from her sewing and said: “At least you are looking for some ou know will come, It Isn't as | bad as looking for some one who will | never come.” Well, as I sald, you are lucky,” re- torted Mra. Jarr, “Look at me! The dinner 4s getting spotled and that man doesn't come, I know he's somewhere just enjoying himself and not caring.” | “Would you rather feel that he was | romewhere In great trouble and caring @ great deal?” asked Miss Spelvin. | ‘Indeed I would!" snapped Mrs. Jarr. | “I might have known, though, that Mr, | Jarr would be up to something Itke this. Just because I objected to his buying punching bag." “What's a punching bag?" asked the maiden lady visitor. “Why, he found out that the new Janitor used to be a prise fighter, and ever eimce that he's been down in the | basement boxing with him. He wanted to buy a punching bag. It's @ thing to hit and develop the muscles with. But when I heard they cost elght dollars I put my foot right down on it. I can't | feo why a man must always want to | brotalize himself, But they are all like that, Always trying to do something that will be an excuse to keep away from home. That eight dollars will pay my dues for the Helping Hand Club." ‘Im't that an excuse for staying | away from home?" asked Miss Spelvin, “But my gracious! Shouldn't a wom- an have an excuse for staying awuy from home once In while? asked Mrs. Jarr peevienly. “Anyway, the H Hand Ciub Is for a good purpose. “What 1s the purpose?” asked Miss Spelvin, “Woe haven't just declded yet,” re- | pled Mae. Jarr, “But principally tt ts | to provide the expenses of committees to go to Albany and Washington to protest against polygamy in Utah, The trouble is every woman in the wants to go if the expenses are » and they don't do anything but and fight over it. Meanwhile pent of Mormonism 1s cotled on the hearth!” on! close-fitting motor 9 The fashlonadle touch of color ts now | can be had for 89 cents while those or ted in handkerchiefs tn the form |namented with a sold pattern and in- ase vail! 1, /able at 49 cents, ‘le prize for a bridge party would be one of the new sets of men's Jewelry, A set conststs of a scarfpin, cuff buttons and tie clasp. They are rumelled and represent the four aces, t 1s, one plece bears @ heart, another mond and the other the spade and club, They sell at 50 cents a set. For the lingerie hats there are Irish crochet hatpins in many pretty pat- terns at % cents Marquisette 1! is th e 4 meing 45 inches wite seiinndiig. one's piace im a WORK | sells at $1.50, Tes exquinttely embrota- and working to fl that place, In the|@red in elther white or colors, and ventieth century era EVERYBODY | ould make an effective as woll ae @ dainty costume. must have something to do, and must Jo that regardless of whether any o: is WATCHING or not, putting forth energy in SOME etting the reward of reap! an that of SPENDINC ‘ore the hattt of 8) an having the ie rathe EKING t! rhe work rather t IPR in the presence or absence of the man higher up" Js the secret of suc- 3 Jearned by the hanpy business | an. A BUSY B! st 1 FOR TH DRON It’s You I Want. By Cora M. W. Greenleaf. “Ts you I want, dear love, Just you, ] To change to sweet this draught Death's an Qf Love's sy They t 1 when we qua ving draught. 8 Blass the And now, no more our iis may tou Tho cup that held for us so much, Must joy forever pass Ah, Love! It's you I want; Just you! I stand alone ‘midst dan As when you went from me, And strive to pierce the clouds that r etween us, hiding? sou) from soul. 1 wondeg if you see! Thus, the mill- fonalre man and woman of the hour are worl and | Kk seo © silk or net blouse that no longer looks well enough to wear will ati) do good service under one of those pretty r hands, Look at me } 4 * “Whose hearth?” asked the visite. “Everybody's,” repiiel Mra, Jarr “You should have heart the pape: Mra. Kittingly read at the last meeting She said that polygamy is @ deadi) wpas tree, The idea of such @ thing existing in an enlightened age! Joesn’ it make your blood boil? Think of # man having @ dozen wives! And yet you never hear of men denouncing such dreadful things.” “How many husbands has Mra. Kit- tingly had?” asked Biles Speivén. “dT think she's had two or three," said Mrs, Jarr. “But can you blame her? Look at the sort of men thut are going these daya! “I think divorce ts as bad as polys- amy!” said Misa Spelvin. “Well, there are others beside Mra. Kittingly who are against the serpent on the heart wld Mrs. Jarr. “There's Mrs, Hickett, You can't say anything against her, can yout And she's had three husbands, I'm sure prised at you, Ella Spelvin, to uphold polygamy!" "I'm not upholding it,” said the visitor, “I don't know anything about It. It seems odd to me, though, that a woman who has divorced three hus- dands and another woman who has buried three husbands and a@ lot of women who can't get along with one hustand should be #o excited because some husbands, in a place fer off, should have more than one wife.” “How dreadfully you talk,” ead Mre. Jarr. ‘If I didn’t know you as well as I a, I would think you were ‘Mormon convert.” “It's enough to make Miss Gpelvin with some “at least the Mormons seem to manage several wives apiece much better than the men here in the Fast manage one.” “Here comes Mr. Jarr now!" eatd Mra, Jarr, turning from the window, “walt till you see him and then maybe you will not wonder so much at the lack of wifely control!” She sat back and folded her arms and waited grimly, In a few minutes Mr. Jarr’s latch key wes heard turning in the Jock and he entered unsteadily. “Good event: he said thickly. “How're you all nin’? Got present for you,” he added, and he marched over to Mrs, Jarr and deposited a curtous looking article of brass in her aD. ‘Look at that, look at it!” he said. ‘Mt's a eun dial. That's top o' sun (tal. Says ‘I Mark the Sunny Hours!’ Fine. What?" “Now! saia@ Mrs. Jarr, Miss Spevlin mon: ism. “But, a sun dial—T Mark the Sunny Hours" That 1s a pretty sentiment,” aid Miss Spelvin, “But, I guess," she added, “the only omen that wouldn't @ one,” gaia Es “s turning to “T agree with you. Mor- ym isn't any worse than alcohol- Just a Glimpse Into the New York Shops bonnets voile or marquisette jumpers. They nbroidered {nitial to match, each | brilliants to simulate shade, are remarkably reason- | violet. find fault with a husband is the one who hasn't any.” The plain designs [laid with Jewels range trom $2.50 to |#3.00. One serpent design, with two tiny , Ia very ef- black and the deep ‘Vhese are $1.50, Warm Weather bath slippers are of raffla worked in pretty, fancy patterns and lined with the Turkish towelling in dainty colors, They eell at $1.2. For maxing notes the pocket pads are an improvement on the memoran- dum book. They aro constructed on the principle of the desk blotter and a |mackage of loose alips accompanies each leather cornered pad. They ean be had at 26 cents, |_ A small contrivance that every neat housekeeper will appreciate ts the kettle spoon-holder. Tt 1s a emall aluminum device to hang on the Inside of the kettle to hold the stirring spoon or |emall akimmer. Tt not only obviates the wecassity of solling an extra recep- e, but it is alwys handy when needed. It sells at 10 cents, ~ ————_—e+2—_—_—_____ ~| The Day’s Good Stories he X-Ray Eye. IVAL. Low! said in ar LL, the eminent t tn nama canals ne “lines.” as the errant ian in a Besoo ka while letters placed under at in a tray with lemon 8 spectator sake, ‘answered, and, sure rect. in street house maid passed What letter is this ‘Phat ts 1," t his answer sid looked with astonishment at the vad been hidden under the thick 1] her gaze on the handsome young had read it, ‘Thon setting down she hid her roxy face in her 1 of the room. 1 o' me clothes?’ ahe cried." | Sure to Make His Mark. 1 been at he nd Hiram, or hours efor hh tales ¢ . tucked a parcel in. there myself raid the young bul tha "LE gave him any Hiram, ip a ton eens Leas iat) pease Knuickles," said triumph. "I guess you Fouts Companion, Dean Jolis Cornell's Head, Je JOULD SCHURMAN, President of tower began tw ring, jean,”’ said he, “the music of those chime: ? fs a beautiful that it always sets me dreaming of the. past. 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