The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1911, Page 20

——— at we eiagitt —eonenamanee eee ee “ esssintninasite - a i é , sien World Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 27, Evenin 1911. Reflections ofa % & % Beautiful Spring! Bachelor Girl By Maurice Ketten. Pablisned Dai! & ANGUS SHAW, Pr Facept Sunday 0 Press Poblishing Company, Nos. 63 to 63 Park’ Row, New ¥ and Treas, JOSH PULITZER Junior, Seo'y. | 64 Park Row 64 Perk Row. | é Pe NB 4 ot at the Office at New York Second-C a Matter, Budecri in atts ton Tae Eventag) For Rngiends and the continent aod | By Helen Rowland Wo ibe United States All Countrl in the Inter veg 1 Canada, Postal Union pat. One Year vesee $8.80] On0 Year. ses Oopyright, 1911, by the Press Publishing Co, (Tue New York World) One Month 40, One Month real love and HERE is as much difference betwee b, eiecen mughe VOLUME 31 +o. sNO, 18,146, | yande passion as th ‘ THE MAYOR'S NEW PROMISE. AYOR GAYNOR'S prediction. that ihe subway problem will he satisfactorily settled within a rooms and toadstools Tn view of the frequent smashups and ecpenses OF married life, no dondt many a man vedere whether he bowght an automobile license oy a permit to marry. § hing and started work in ninety days is in’ the | week js a rainbow; it brightens a wide region of | — k a rs ; ere g | A really sweet and good woman does not forgive a yar whose tyranny sky. But his statement that if he had had his way joreaa ‘Wie 10 Tle. i taking office he would have settled the whole | roe | | # If men knew anything about human nature they'd scalise that the nature of an aurora—it (lumines the whole heavens |only way to stop woman From bothering them about the vate is to aive it to her; then she won't want it with a light that nobody can explain a Tf delay in the work has been d external Scientists have announced that candy is a stimulant. Ob, well! The wnunicipal government they must have | r invisil men who bring a givt candy dont make her 80 fired as those whe have drawn their power from secret sou mand don't. public and of the press has been consistently a demand for action along lines {I | When a man fights for “rope” @ wise woman will give hin so much | that he'll get all tangled up in it and come around pleadinyg for her to ont ithe knots and put him on a four-foot leash | | Wild oats and champagne at 12 P.M. are Likely to spoil the appetite | for catmeat and cream at 9 A. M There has been no! vd to treat general bene clamor for delay, no interference with any plan that prom the public fa But the new prom right action. enterprise in motion Tt is now for Mayor to redeem his ue when not followed by A man dorsn't mind calling himself a “fool” because tt never occurs [fo him that anybody could possibly think there was any truth tm tt ae — MINOR INACCURACIES. OL, ROOSEVELT, in eral contributions to | A little yearning is a dangerous thing coitesemncintin inane ann Just a Glimpse Into the New York Shops OW that the ho raning utensils yporting a plea for lib school tablished hy Miss Martha Berry for boys and girls near Rome, . said: “It is in the wire grass districtyou see, { know my America.” Nlas, me is in the mountains of North Georgi Colonel does not know his America than the ordinary wh are onty ents, ew mirror for the 6 woite ename: not nnessee line, but a long wav, indeed, from the wire far from the grass country. Moreover, the mountaine quite a different man The oman ow e Washed With soap from the wire grass “crac will find the str are guaranteed Not to on e ynvenience. “are ‘olot They . The mistake is of no moment in iiself, but it serves by reason Pein ot tak « bees, sand dean as of the repute of its author to direct attention to the innumerable VULMEET You also practical for in washing Wine ‘measuring 1x20 Inches is $24. A prete cents ty o} i THE PARIC dows. They sell at Where the broom must do serv cleaning the ceiling and wal | that fits Is preferable to the usua that ts pinned over the broom | covers that fit snugly are 10 cents, s for cleansing fluids. The | the popular dustiess covers are and 49! bottles i the name of contents cents, | printed on the tr nd have nickel top | A new brush mop {s another practical corks, ‘They are neat (In eppearance and Jaid in housecleaning. The mop itself is |oan eltyer he placed In a standing post. of heavy twisted cotton and is held to- hung on tye wal) out of reach | gether by a galvanized fron plate into children. ‘Thos ling three | which the frame, attached to the han- | $1.5, and e with the | dle, slides and fits closely, It has ma marked Renzine. Naphtha, inaccuracies of magazine wrilers and others in their efforts to give local color to some New York concept of the far West or the far South. In some of these tales and poems the manners of the Klon- dike are mixed with those of Arizona. Montana miners are made to use the slang of sailors on the Barbary Coast of San types native to the great lakes talk like Bowery boys. It would be easy to rid our literature and our drama of these) confusions if only the writers could be induced to follow the good old rule of not talking about what the e with a towel for the shaving methodical housewife will appre- decorated tin receptacles eon= neiseo, and | don’t know + | -- advantages over the ordinary mop aud a $1.73. - | |selis at ce leal for CARNEGIE'S HARD LOT. | For tre tiled kitchen and bat sive, A ite porcelain clotlies hooks on # $5.7 UMMONED before the Grand Jury to tell what! ae he knows about the affairs of the Carnegie Trust Company, Mr, Cari complains that the life of a philanthropist “is very hard.” Such a complaint of special moment. Key ite is f Lhe Jarr Children Develop Genius at hard. The one characteristic feature in the atti- : the Gentle Art of Extracting Money. For Children. has nothin ‘ t. ELEPHANT was jumping up t le and rant make it tude of the philanthropist toward the Investig: and down and snorting a joud|go away? was his announcement that he could not attend upon the jury for} as he could. Do cs don't stand : ; ; i 8 i RENT Wane begiCald arales jot carefull re Mrs. fear of the Bowd of! cord with seemingly only one move- is the matter with it ant, hopping and Tt was when he learned that this plea would not be acce pted, oY RereeceearcIne cin Reh Aa ‘Aud, furthermore, and Um |Health he'd have it ripped off tong ago!|ment of arm and >rist ou 1 his! skit " and that i he did not attend upon tho s aia tReet i hai who whe venioring Hieteee » you for the LAST time.|No, what I am thinking of at | should say not, said Mr. Jarr wi yhant 1 and . ’ pon the summons he would be brought ~ eel 1 to take off your roller | Willie may trip and fall coming up the | “Why, they'll kill the poor creature! eve Is a fly}came down on her husband's ear with , in by force, that the real hardness of his lot impressed him with t the street door after this, |stairs with his roller skates and break | “Oh, the * said Mrs, Jarr, bothering my ear a “swat iy bitterness, Jt is surcly sad that ¢ ve Ke times have | toid you that}a limb or his neck, Dear me, children} not thinking of the cat. She's used t said her hy nuch! O} 1 Mr, Elephant 4 Oates it a man who has so much money ie hot Walk up the stairs and Jare a trial!” t. Be; she isn’t worth her keep You are There you are ‘ a fuss 4. that people are continually trying to get it away from him should be ican anaes ne halls of with} Mr. dare regar is gravely | a8 a mous The kitchen closets ar to get aga said r was treated by a Grand Jury as if he were no better aioe Hier skates o: and sald Just overrun with mi and, if any-| over such @ the ditt Hngce fly and it's : ? ) we were no better than a man with eta “Now, Wille, you leten to what your you hear what your mother! thing, I think the cat's afraid of them. | thing as aly no money at all, moving pictur yther is saying,” admonished Mr, Jarr | says, Willie; and T want you to vas] What [ was thinking of is diphtheria. | said) Mr ieen va 5 } : ek Addie a Net nel 3 dest pi tone ust be ntion." I was just reading in the paper that Klepha time rid Sut the worst is over for him. He has a chance 7 ‘ everything, I had i tparental Cone, "St Inet be Aention | “ t ” ne. Bain 1 Fat fie Te has a chan w to make Cato annoying to tl pie in the house} But Willie was paying attention to the |cats carry diphtheria, | - T don't care, nt hupord life hard ‘for the other fellow “Yew and Laupe {Your clumplig up the stairs with your |family cat, Mis little sister had picked || “Why don’t the children go out in the |Desan Mr. Elephant, trying to stand mnie | One oh Patties (rolls sides, f can imag- it up to pet it, whereupon the boy had | fres Jarr, as the ree on his head so as to get the tittle fy) +1 wonder jow I + } ‘asa: dk tel ‘ good to. the |seized the animai by the hind jews and | 3s \of by s td Mette tiy to go 4 o o a oe ae e “© , “Because I've just called them 1 | world that bother us. , t howe inubh suckle: was endeavoring to take |t from the ve ju ; h | : phant to herse WHEN ANGRY PASSIONS RISE. howe mach tackles Da eae rd RRA nr EEG Pa idrirwe roe core ype Due Bre rain See i boy than he een .because Ron had je ne . vere are other fing the unfort te and protesting fe- ;4°ross the way imma, take your fin- | laughing at ime and see if The Lith [AN DOWNING of Brooklyn asked thela veto Tanna ieee are Jcnitdren in this house who make tnuch gers out y mouth! Don't you|get that fly off my Mischania other day for me tie Litt Jarr kicked. the tlest{ More nolse than mine do," said) Mrs t do THAT.’ cried Mrs, darr,| know that's the way children get all It's buzzing In_my went “cher la vy money om street repair work, SMeik ad hia feck ws the room, |darr, turnnig: to a a ohh slapping each child with a single| Sorts of germs into thelr systems?” ing @ dreadful noise.” ‘runie 6 Thereupon Alderman Kenneally, with the spon-{What his father had dias eit stair carpet, It is a sight, and motion, as the experienced street car | | “City Kida have it tougi,” sald Mr) “You great big coward, to be s0 I 1 ay in Bex the words “moving — picture a | get sickness if they wo out. [used to] cate z klyn wanted champagne | never worried about germs when I was ven ale usinesslike than the state- gine ave cents oo a to too mS FT GP OSSeA im the Mail frei sou wouave at vat way ment that Brooklyn Wish better streets? What could be saver | Bt n front of the children,” said Mrs. J: and more spirituelle than the 1 first thing I know Willie will be they would also like {Gime fve cents, too!" cried the 1 i By Alma Woodward th | taking off his s to have wine? A ght A, How Willle Won the Priz>., Too True io rfect example iow Pi ‘5 ‘And run a rusty 1 in his foot and ing only one exe, did nr ue ty rary tip monotony oF lesinlation ey oa both « whipping : Couprigh, 4081, by tue Fives Publishing Co, GEbe New Sor World), [get lnckJaw, you were going to sa sare, Mack's Na rh (en opine g t with the proofs and that 1 don't terrupted Mr. J ! Kids! | 1 tie Weis agre iter and repartec wy te From Mrs, J, Dudley-Smythe| so yay tor tiv negatives Metwariigd: (Dennou acicreiae ie Wane But t thy 1 re vo them | «© . a| What I can't see is how you can get to keep ther althy | show Unetg ate ae Poti Bere GR SAARR EE Oh eee) ee ee eo ee eee ee TL nianing Celookine.” Teitea | sy tee daltons! gate iow in the ca ears In } neces '¢ Monde Studios. ny, mirror tells me that | Mrs, Jarr, “But £ DO know that I don't A umuresehsg. (is. ttgeae dt no prosperity a | Ws taken Vin peculi them going barefoot and have the ain't, he atar ud have me Ors i we can't afford shoes what you air of the Chamber wit was Jost, the champa a i 5 to do about it, Very sincerely yours, nny Rangle says we're so poor|him to the desk « : : ‘i 4YN DUT SMYTHE, we an't afford to go to tne moving | The examiners ed, | —__— _— a bet he h “1 his mother say <hat!" 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