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semen Seema none ateene The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, April 11, 1911; What’s Your Hurry? By Maurice Ketten. Sayings of # % %@ % Mrs. Solomon 7 = > 4. ANGUS STLAW, Pres and ‘Trees ; 63 Park’ Ro: Ne JOSEPH PULITZER Fuilae, Bec'y. 63 Park Row, ? od at the Post Office at New York as Second.Clows Matter Being the Confessions of the ‘ ce ‘ew York cond-Clasa Matter. deter tie fo The. Bvening| ror agiand and the Continent slits amie Seven Hundredth Wife ‘Shaan United States All Pn sich 4, gee : ‘and Canada. ab Unio no) e ; 75 ans Moti: 09-80 | One Xioues B HURRY UP Y ROAR! ; Ztanstated By Helen Rowland eee mre ET with that | CAN'T ‘you VOLUME ‘6 see eeees 2NO. 18,150. AY. IMPATIENT nat WAIT We Ate Copyright, 1011, by The Pree Publishing Ge, (The New Toru Worl — ‘ ETTIN " | I oh S ) Kumar's A uittce 2 (8 NO ONSIDER the ways of a man with the Spring THE PAINTING AND THE GARDEN. he ( Love-Fever, oh, my Daughter, for they ere te ave’ ‘ au ating © Mill.” Strange and wnaccountabdle. ° HEN Rembrandt's famous painting a Mill, hold, Ne poeih unto The NeberdaaNery Ghd WO offered for sale in England, was bought by an turneth with much fine Yaiment. American, there was much mourning among the Ne adorneth himself in fancy combinations, Seven necktics doth he Rritish ove » loss to the nation,” and an equal | TRY, before going forth, each evening, and seven times doth he tie eaoh amount of jubilation in this country j one: wet he is NOT satisfed. z | lic walketh as one in a trance, and stareth out of the office window, millionaire able and willing to put up the coin and teeing visions add a new arti« y,to the Republic. | He addresseth his stenographer as “Dearest,” and knoweth it not. But mow that we wish Madison Square Garden saved from the He putteth on odd socks, and is covered with shame before his fellow. dostroyer, it appears our art patrons and magnates and philanthro- men, pists and public benefactors have become as careful of their money He bit a re car tha doth not “come to” until he hath ridden a 5 ‘ many streets beyond his destination. woleihallih dal Mech leds titel Be egbbets eas tacks | His egotism fatleth from his as a veil. He ceascth to believe himself Tho contrast in the two cases is the more striking because the irresistible and beginneth to wonder if he'll “DO.” j Rembrandt, kept in a private gallery, was never of any publio value) He studieth his profile in the mirror with less con‘dence and calow i te the people of Great Britain; nor is there any promise that it is to lateth Row long his hair will LAST. | be of public value here, But Madison Square Garden has « notable He brusheth up on ltrs He giveth up his pipe, He refuseth ' public valne aa well as artistic beauty, and, therefore, has # double to eat onions and will NOT be persuaded. : aim on Ameri dmiration. | His breakfast goeth untasted and he forgettcth to order his luncheon, } voce Tat Gan cade | He deserteth his friends and the gilded cafe seeth him no more. } When millions are ready for medineval paintings, why refuse All those things in which he once delighted have become boresome unto it them to this-etately example of American architecture? | nim. | Vaan e a | MISS PANKHURST’S ADVICE. ISS SYLVIA PANKHURST, the British enffra- gette leader, closes her tour of this country with such expressions of satisfaction with all she found here that we must not permit her to depart without an expression on our part of an equal eat- isfaction with her. She does not leave us, however, without giving| us # piece of her mind and a bit of advice. She says women should be employed as factory inspectors and adds: “It is in the nature of woman to want clean houses, to look after the poor, the sick and the needs of those under her, and she makes an ideal inspector. Nor is she so apt to step into the manufacturer's office for a cigar as a man is, and give a chance for things to be cleared up in the mean- time.” This is a case where the force of the counsel is not strength- | enced by the argument adduced to support it. Miss Pankhurst de- seribes the ideal rather than the real woman. Still, since so many women work in factories, a woman’s eye and mind might prove of value to an inspector of the conditions under which they work. At any rate, since we clearly need reform in such things, it would be worth while to try a few of them. He CANNOT twoait until 8 P. M., but ts arrayed and pacing the floor at hatf-past siz. , He saith in his heart, “HOW shall I prove unto this damsel that I love her?" And it never occurreth unto him to TELL her so. Yet, when Autumn cometh, and he hath recovered, he shall LAUGR gayly to contemplate his follies. Yea, he shalt cry out: | “Thank Heaven, | had not the courage to propose unto her; for WHERE would I be now? Lo, I WAS anass!" | Yet, I say unto thee, count not that time wasted which a man spendeth in the love-dream;: for no man's education is complete until he hath lost his head at Ieast ONCE. Verily, verily, love may make a fool of a man, but it likewise maketh a MAN of a FOOL! Seton! = — - e460 -—-— WE must THINK SOME More Dollie Stories —77 By Daisy Miller Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York World), 66 OOD morn-, you knaw, T have sometimes thought ing," said] that we always have trouble just be- Mra, Wet-| fore something good comes. I eet dred feet, the nursery | wating for those iittle feather balls to duck to Mrs, Spec-| come out, but I know I shall de bappy kle, the nursery) when they do come out.” hen. | “Yes,” eald Mrs. Wetfeet, “thet és afl ‘Good morn-| there is to happinere—tt te either. @ Hope or @ Memory.” ‘f had never thought of that,” said Mr. Speckle, as she hurried off to her und here| nest Tam Pretty soon along came the Clown ‘0 | Doll Hel Mrs. Speckle! How about those eggs? Have they turned into | chickene yet?" n| Mrs. Speckle’s eyes twinkled as she It i@ time I got lifted up her wing and two beady eyes ed out a few! perked out I have to sit iM i f H i ——_---40 ADULT CONSERVATISM. | OUR forms of improvement ontside the domains | of morals and of statecraft claim the attention! and solicit the aid of those that do not like to interfere in politics or religion. One of these | proposes the rec _ satd Mrs. Wetfeet, “have you childr Mr. Jarr Assists at Tin Wedding Festivities Where the Blushing Bride Is Happily Absent OA AAA AAPA AAPA AAA LAAAAL ARPA APA i. nstruction of the alphabet so as to make each letter represent a distinct and particular sound; another aims at simplified spell- ing; a third secks to bh us] “Oh, Magn It's pretty| "What a f r four| his tace ma," said a man. He ha Jonly make matters worse, #0 he simp’ remarked that he wished good Weck to do so long aa I have @ good) seen tt said Gus. “I can enchoy the! her ming to-day when she put on ong weeks and 1 do not ug the we But then, when those flufty lt come out of th its and measurements of the UnitedgStates and Great Britain into unison with the metric system “ine jus and to Mrs. Gus and many returns| celebration of the happiness muoh| wedd the du tr shells I ar s that? I have a hole in my better when she Is away.” “When you * I forget all about the hard t sked the Clown Dol of Continental Europe, while the fourth has for its object the alt re! ow about them happy re-| "You can't do nothing mit der vim- is a tin wed- AT get busy You surely have," sald Mrs. Specie, tion of the calendar upc simple pla ee 1 | turns to-day for my Lena," replied] men," sala Mr. Slavinsky pessimist! hat means that all the arnnt- (And ace It's your mouth.” pon a simple plan that will make every year Gus. "She's gone to her people's in| cally. 1@ best way to have @ good y presents should be in the shape ith them ts for them to go some-|of that humble but useful ma: where and leave you alone.” | tin. what I say,” sald Gus, “I That's what she sald," responded - “But I tel you that it don't do » let anybody get awe nue “Siar so vem sof FAaSHion Notes From Paris ife is not so ‘Not at all,” and every month, as well as every week, begin with Monday. | It is conceded that each of the proposed reforms could he! achieved without any great trouble and would be immonsely ad- vantageous when done. Yet it is also conceded that neither of them| is likely to be ¢ ted in the near future. The eause is quite clear, | Adults do not wish to have to learn the alphabet and spelling and weights and measures and the calendar all over again, while children | ¥) “T guess Vil go, after that!” eaid the “40 Clown Doll in disgust oe Hoboken and, my! she 1s mad mit me."| time Haig “Vm sorry to hear tha Those present| “Oh, It don't matter, What I care |What Every Wife Knows a happl- were only too wills ing to do se Nothing in this world by agrecing 2 People. Look at them politicta ey won't do nothing for you Jf they W you are willing to do ey who would be benetited by the changes haven't any say in the matte > with a ¢ sano . hing od trimmings of pale blue Sete rE hat atte Ge hein andes IF recent spring openings of Paris corn color “3 dressmakers — showe: 1 afand salmon yellow. Another dre to say them things,” he sald, reproach: | By Sophie Irene Loeb lhow Tim going to use Meicalcianane i salmon Another dresa of fully I cut out all that when I Kot and 80, election tines, pe dua ep blue was combinea with orchid JERRY M'AULEY'S MISSION. mast Aravind 484 spend & Jot way withost any clear ten o? |” Dark aut \ j “yi td away idea o Mark oostives of blue, dull green or pier, tho butcher; Muller, ¢ a AW, realizes soon that she has taken a |More favors for ny to make me AiAnita and henea were loved by th ARDLY any other institution in New fag thie la The Mothe Law. [sitter pill mong with the second dose {0 favors for them than they would do nite ng: Hanes ; mlletad Sys arded Mr TERDAY a 1 gray-haired] she then comes under the head of the | if they was sure I'd do the favors for its hiss than : ro ORs da » chee t i as details are concerned, as there had a hi more cheering to the higher hope CORE ANL WTA THES leiah UF Natl onek eke Atami ils, con. | them an es ah jae of men than that of the old Jerry MeAuley Wa gan “Dear Mother,” and ended, he child adage, ‘tO SEEN) "But I "t sea how apa ae : a way nat ‘ ; 1 taken ourson, Harry." | AND HEARD as often as before, eo with your wife a bs , M n building, wh demolition began | « nes sh “But you ‘have the twentieth y woman ja; tin wedding when it is strats avender, the latt ' form: jas ts gatherings came the wrecks of |“) er no sons," I re- ming wiser every day. She knows |/47. Mar and cuffs, ontinued — ma ae eh marked after read-] that one F “Wy "Ila! I don't beltevo f lat} SR ee mark that one and one makes TWO; amd not)“ ations Ot tha -Alvided-e fe ee ae pra and J ymns | 4 , aintnered Mr. Ja a delightful | ¢ Md som es would have | %%" Sid Gus, “What 5 niy one leadir ft enings, si I rait all manner of y wu all fe \ permeated | us ‘invatake:dt ‘ates take | to me? No, what Ti x ehia ones wiagd hea perverted by well-n every sin and crime. Many . real confi-|much to show her that THREE is the M: ney. Ain at what eve ty wut 1 cloakings in the plain ; : ‘ any | “i to way, t crowd indeed {a tin wedding would be when a laulto Agere ieee of did ist vain To the weak it pointed out al u 1 G i “Of course not we are awakening to «| felict marries a woman what has got a po ently atainiee way to regain strength, To the vicious it often gave genuine aspira-| warts what tc sed that she answered INDIVIDUAL rights in| lots of money, Aly Lena had no m: “| One of tho prominent model caters pearance of two dit. sionaitoward vista : F ai “But he is MY precinct. The wife who | wo ron care? You've 0! | kas again revived the favorite taffeta s ions towan ft |s w r son just the same, | wins does NOT tay the taw down as to Plenty.” aid Mr. Jarr | In its new form ft is a glossy, light- e,'a double faced asilic haw The value of the sery by the mission lies in the |e" i only we eliminate | this, that and the other thing, and Hf you had what expenses T got You) wetgit siik and takes the place of satin. | the side in a deolded red, while the | Retin: fords ¢ ene the IN-LAW at-/turn she strives to convey this teaching | Wouldn't have anything but what youl apory ty every prospect that this will [other is bsolytely blue and neither ene | ste ps ral eater that no man is ever wholly gene theta ore hl| tachment, Do |to her ehild, 80 that when the law said Gus. na T only got this) ne generally adopted before the end of ugh on the other side. ’ hed or utterly los ae at when civilization has developed |mae . you know,” shio| makes her a mother to another she $a | cree Ri Psi peppered (OTe colored sashes were plentiful RiNTAA antl wlany yar ere ary Lapa earth goad inoxt of the #o-called moth-|more prone to RECOGNIZE the RE- a taba | At one of the the color com- <ided a pleasing, brilliant touch to aw full n n uual helpfulness among men there | 3 dare . b rise from this con-|SPONSIBULITY and RIGHTS of that a Paria be m8 Of that| bination was most sombre costume, | be far fewer failures and wree) afflict society ASE ee MARRIAGE’ atti- | other than ever before. non rg new you'd say that) two-tone effects were noticed] They really were just single ends fali- Certainly the helpful hands « ‘ fuse | Baseball and Poetry. at once sets the barrier, If] Yes, indeed, there ts the self-sacrifie- rome me hid me a a. Bit 8 bee | not only in evening dresses but also tn |ing half way down the skirt, { Certai 1 ha s mission have snatched from | Id but consider each other Just 'ing woman known as the mother-in-law. nen T tale ile plane ou tag {afternoon gowns ay well as tatlored| A striking feature of the display was the burning many a br that to n would have seemed | and forget ail about the | MANY times she would like to ADVISE | SE? nner 1 take this place, hore ao| Suits, and they are a pleasing ¢ the briltant footwear. not worth the saving, and there ; ae it, fe would be MUCH |and HELP; but she refrains for the sie T Ulit Ub 6 Albho Genet #91 otter the long popularity of sombre| The slippers were usually of « bright A 1 4 i pias t higher truth than y dread of being termed “THE MOTHBR. | 8907 4a 7 Balle up nae WAG VON colony, color, while the hostery was of another « reamed "e ' ‘ arne yhilo. | , ” yuld yo pelleve it, | -! v . THE CASE." u iT Gf he handsome eve row of pale equally brigh dr rned | 80! And, would you belleve it, |IN-LAW IN THE CASE.” But the re liars seg juile gala ate) Thie | A handson ing gown P qually bright sha er-in-law is losing {ts cording angel could tell you that many, 4 world of ours full of any times she smooths things out and nelaw. But are not |awatlow# h to keep the peace fe advertivement, ———_——+42-—_—__——. “L had forgot wrote it down t eonhorn wher what it was, because I y al 1 put it over on me| £ mot it over on you," pers f iol how ter daa nar ten asad | ar. Ci regio cur null be all right here or| From Arkansas. . by ta fer se tpokon there wn child, In answer | po! it, Unele Sam ts stand by, me! Fp. re tar Raa 2 put some clothes on him nite trying nas to FLOW ft all A que appropriating thousands tn the hope-of| menhera!’” bellowed hs makes freien i 4 aa kf bce Aining it. War is being declared 48} recollection. ‘He went mit to the! country, says the Kans a Policeman's Advice. Band fa Whs, it was vers easy, From the an UNNECESSARY loss iiding Department, and when f asked | day 4 number of pes no CUNT ete ce, DAV ICO. nts ove ret L left them alone, I did not t So tt te entering into the Immediate | gor a permit to build a clientel ener | all we 1 TON once sarin atacow | Tet them make MIEIR OWN | vicinity tn the home in like m | the Aauah orien mun Bo coat et s ANS. I considered them in the light) Every w that a man HATES! Mr. Jarr thought it best to beggar the) Pc ! tie policeman and ssid to "bins ; ao f friend J they Nave always been | a, quarre stim for his duttes at | question ' ii gh ell iets * At at. I ld not assume any ownership, | work and brings only misery to. her, “Well, I'm worry you misunderstood Ealing. O08 an, te a Eig q! the Goma we Fosioah Fares Auntn: rtp : ay biok ch MISTAKE Is so often made, And And the mother-in-law, most of them,|ime.” he said. “And I'm also sorry thet f The Prening World er as a d either one made mistakes I let them | too, mark you, are after the S| an occasion Mike this should be marred tO OME, Ganirey ‘ s the slogan goes) ‘FIGHT IT ¢ oaition, It is in the very by any difference of opinion botween taxicab rates; I don't think t Elocutionist—Strike! For your al ‘ want: to Ava 1 trouble, The you and your good pie eis eae si eas Resale gee a na m™¢t tor of ‘The Rvening W tare and your fires! Strike! Tiil There ts the spirit that spells SAIPE- lawyer to-day is the man who ean| “Oh, I don’t care for HER," sata G ig ithe Count, Bethe Need to be solved. It is a) I was born on J a) via | last armed faeese= \ wel oy, ‘The woman who Wants 10 be the| KEEP YOU OUT of a feht-AWAY| "She's lke all der vimmen. As der ast thou read the inetructions for pov fact “figures don't lie.’ The fare is 60 like to know on what day the week Fan—Dat's two strikes, mister! |dominating figure in the mother realm, from the law, The REAL, mother would | wise feller say they eat thelr cake and | otc ted red tee is os cents first half mile, 10 cents avery | thes date fell, B. B. One more an’ yer out! ‘doth before and after taking @ son-in- avotd it too and dislikes the “in-law.” ‘want yours too,’ oN 1 back and Tale with eae wnat San ‘ ( i