The evening world. Newspaper, April 4, 1911, Page 15

__The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, April 4, 1911. } ‘‘Them Was the Happy Days!’’ Copgright, 1011, by The Wrves Vublishing Co, (The New York World), | ar Am, TUT: TUT.) Ves— dud: WAS GReaT | The CANDY @ ET WT & He | / F WHY, HELLO, Sime! [huss siaweensy wT! joa eT TPUNWe Leaco me A BaiTe “by i | "} GLAD To MeeT Ue PRESENT TO hy (| ISNT ota wed TO HAVE! *L RemeMPeR [1 Bere Hite UP IN Te i | $ wHo's OLD BOLHOOO || The FORMAL! IONE DaY JIMMY WAS Tain? TEAR G THRE uty HH Dame? F LITTLE g SOME, CANDY TO His GIRL & PIN The fwd & Rvesed Hs ¢ FIELO > . HEAD wilt A STONG » HASHA ta Reel Ln A JRiered Him UP & TOOK bh ROUEO Hin ACROSS | \ ; UD yetown YOU — S @ ROAD — HAO! Bs Ve i ///,, ° > g/t ES Sal Mini te 4 i at | (f ; - | Ne i d ' Vi | ; ad, i “Ch Up, Cuthbert!” New Pl G-o-o-d N-i-g-h-t! eer Up, Cuthbert —— ‘ : Mrs. Fiske Hi 1 What's the Use of Being Blue? 1S. Liske fIumanty e F “MM; , There Is a‘Lot of Luck Left. anny TS. {Im QuiTE SURE, MR SNIFKIN, | B 'y d-Leigh’’ THAT YoU HAVE A SYMPA- By Clarence IL. Cullen / \ THETIC NATURE — umpstea at " Sue eS Copsight, 1011, by the Press Publishing Ca, (The New York World), = eae | \ ERE kept on the Jump to ward) Works with a Worrted Mind ts @nag- SY CHARLES DARNTON W off the lump! ging bis Vay Envelope under False Pre- ° | tenses! OSE STAHL will now have to reckon with Mrs, Fiske as a “type actress” Raving on your panes R of the funniest sort and if “Mrs. Bumpstead-Leigh" doesn’t win the Fat" latens feasi-| Every time we fall into that Let-Well- erstwhile high priestess of Ibsen and Mauptmarin a whole new following bie enough unt! | tnough-Alone State of Mind Somebody of lowbrows, us well as hold her own old admirers, it will be because the play f ve tried] sophyes talks too much at time pee were Zephyrs along and Puts the Gkids under Still, Harry James smith tay he forgiven for running a dit too much eas ¥ to wirds d family se ants inh. du d at the Lyce vet nig as not only written a 8 y comedy with @ hon waueat he ale It'® no Disgrace to Get Whipped. rat makes it an, but he has given Mrs, Fiske a heart that he ts| Mt ‘t's Scandalous not to Put Up et novelty int Bumpstead-Leigh isn't a me Underpatd, his Am. | Yur Dukeal ‘ real creature with vitality enough to carry off two ac bition i# alive and —— the social battles er family to a triumphant finish, For the hyphena ’ Kicking! Happiness makes a Whe Detour h the dorgnette, you must know, has t—not one of the scarlet ,variety, 3 ey around the Hangdog Man! but a humble lite “green” past that flourished in Missionary Loop, Indiana, nL Be We hate Folly— a Where her father lad saved @ great deal more than Ives with the patent but that Son of a] Loafing is the Ideal of « Lot of Ve- medicine he manu (Sea Cook ts terribly fond of US! until we Try It! . factured. With equal paiies enterprise she has Wo never had a Pet Corn to be| Make a Bonfire of the Mental Dead- married an English stepped on—but that fact never pre-| wood! clergyman and re- vented the Brogans of Adversity from _- turned to this country reaching us! We detest that Litle Voice ti to capture @ hushand -—— Mocks Ue when we try to Kid Our- , for her younger sister It's a heap more fun to Win when |aeivee—but we Need It! ' in the Long Isiand you're the Scratch Man! | — i home of an old 1 — Whatever else Adveraity may be, it's , American family, The Bitterness is Billousneas of the Bean! |a dandy Antiseptic! ame i Raweons, keen on - — most of all Don’t let yourself get Overstocked if] @ome of us Play Bail as if it were 1 English — sort, you feel that you're ‘Too Tired to hunt| Bean Bagt | welcome tho for an Outlet! _ ‘ Ts, and. Mrs - No matter how Soft @ Snap we may { Tumpstead - Leigh's Holding Customers is just as im-|have, we never get over believing that i difficulty at first portant as Selling Goods! we Neod a Rest! ' is to keep her un- — i tutored mother In tle} Aggressiveness is an Asset only so] The Tracks won't be open this year, | background. long as It stops short of Arrogance! [end so the Ponies won't have the usual | Can you hear Mrs. - chanee to Play us) | Fiske saying, “Oh, I's always @ pretty fair scheme to — | ma, dry up’ and at | Beat the Other jow to it in Yiekling] A friend of ours fa fully capa- { other moments telling @ Potnt! bie of writing The Great American , (eC EY Ba eee eg geelie teres or vey Ooeca-ameirs Eire pa grea Jari Tye het tes | | eR cp eee a a eee: ||| Re ee Novel i going to Begin to Sharpen his | old dame to keep her lob mouth shut? These pollte warnings were wounded, of caurse, only in the private ar Se. one By Gaston Leroux} | the Rawaons were out a eT aay eT 1 ener meer meee + supe eee sa eal peered beghltt ed Aathor of *‘The Mvstery of the Yellow Room,” etc. t thnes Mrs. Bump- stead - Leteh spok (Copyright, 1911, by the RobbeMerril! Co.) ¢Mercter took the good lady to the act-}we can see anything that happens.” have disappeared since might think that, if that twenty-thou-) ‘Phe ghost!" continued Richard, in a } in accents smart and — ing manager's office and turned the key] But Moncharmin replied: "No, It 4,{ Moncharr ugwed Its shoulders as] sand francs was no longer In my pocks|1ow voice, as ff fearing leat he should ultra-English, she| SYNOPSIS OF PR ING CHAPTERS, | o. her, thus making {t impossible for|no! You walk ahead and I'll walic im- iid not wish to enter) et, it stood a very good chance of be-| be overneard by invisible ears. “The was curious about) nasa feauttel soung her to communicate with her ghost, | mediately behtna you! L won't ‘leave nd Richard began to think) ing in yours Se nae ghost! Suppose all the same, it were i Amerteans, with thelr A Monae, where Cli min was treating him in] Monoharmin } ortable fon, tion. on the ta ++. who talks In Box arin, ve had enough gf) "Oh!" he mouted, “A safety-pint? | Hive . . . who Killed Joseph Buquet “What do you want a safety-pin for Who unhooked the chandelier emniose Sritelh ey eall ti gers tale Ata om letter sigs ey tribute aud ihe Meanwhile, M, Richard was bending} you by a ste and bowing and scraping and welking| “But tn that backward, Just as if he had that high|"they will never steal our 20,00 francs) ‘# the magte envelopes jeclare, large, splendid ha nd feet, and tn her ‘smart’ moments “ and mighty minister, the Under Secre-| “I should hope not, indeed!" declared | “Richard, I've had too much of tt!" “To fasten you up with! © ® Als. ‘and who rubbed us!” For, after | she “rubbed it tn fer the 0 tary for Fine Arts, before him, Only, neharmin. | "Do you dare t safety-pin! © © © A safety-pa ell, after all, after all, there Is no one beautifully — gh warn! though these marks of politeness would Phen what we are doing {s absurd’ | "Yos, of y Joke “You want to fasten me with a safetye | here except you and me, and, if the the best mee engaged have created no astonishment if th Ve are doing exactly what we did} ae Oke 29,000 francs. pin?” notes disappear and neither you nor I - fashion, you k: Under Secretary of State had really jiast time, ® * © Last time I joined you| re a ge li been in front of M. Richard, they|as you were leaving the spaxe and fol-| tomratiousy ete cause€ an easil: comprehensivle|jowed close behind you down this pas- What ar amazement to the spectators of this|sage.” ae Are you o| very natural ‘but quite inexplicable} ‘That's true,” sighed Richard, shaking , next scene when M, Richard had nobody in| lis head and passively obeying Mon- ¥ front of him. charmin, + ared Mons |" “Yes, to fasten you to the twenty|liave anything to do with it, well, we ‘vg @ newspaper and O%-| thousand francs! Then, whether it's| ®hall have to believe in the ghost . . + contents, or on the Grive from here t in the gh we asked Rich- t your place, you will t t moment, the clock on the may read the paper 4 that pills at your pocket and you pce wAVe Hts warning click and {).« Will seo if it's mine! Oh, so you're sus | Arst stroke of 12 struck. uard, unt T take you] pecting me, are you? A rafety-pin'” The two managers shuddered. ‘T), ud that Was the moment when Mon-| Persplration streamed from thelr fore It was a feat in ace cents and acting, and | Hi,{'¢ jake, that, les! Mrs, Fiske performed | a horntle fae! Sie ft wdth the ease and skill of a dramatic the next down to “ma,” acrobat, One m t she woull be up to her lorgnett who in t s her haughtly daughter as “Dell. But] sues bis demand form M. Richard bowed * © © to nobody;| Two minutes later the Joint managers en nT eR armin opened the door on the passage | Ae etiy hiatnis @troke sounded she was always up to w Vise was go humanly funny that there | ing "his acoinplicg, She bent his ‘back * © * before nobody, |o°ked t ne into the ORGG, MARA! aioe la enetohed the paper frail Mth Mirae ial somebody give| When the dleck.stopped, they gave 0 wag no reristing her, and the audienco fairly kicked up Its heals tn the delight | ee is baa and walked backward * © © before no-|°harm F put the Key ia ble ' , des Moncharmin | mea safet than ever, aud] And we also an exasperated | moment, s arms on uis of following her from one side of her role to the other. She was like a li i see change artist with a double sense of humor that made you giddy wit, laushter CHAPTER 3 When sie talked to ‘ma’ there was nothing more to be sald—you could only The Safety-Pin Again. Me back and how! with joy, set de aout ian The real fun of the play revolved about “Dell” and “ma’ tn 4 peas 1 the suspt- conferences There was never a dull moment when y Se ralaintal stage, and in the first act, which flashed with wit, she f ston in whi H iy sigh and rose from thelr chairs, \w how, at the same| “! think we can go now,” @aid Mon- my, who had no safety-pin, jarmin, | ‘I think so,” Richard agreed, eal | y longed |, “Before we 0, do you mina if I pened Was this: Mone your pocket?" i 4 fiat leaked fae dodh ante of course, Moncharmin, you i the eve MWiThen he knelt down beluind Richard's must Wet he asked, Mon. J body. © * © And, a few steps behind 1, M. Meneharm!in did the samo thing vat he was doing, in addition to push- ing wway M. Remy and begging M. de ln Borderie, the ambh aior, and the manager of the Credit Sentral, “not to |touch M. le directou tke this ft the opera came and ¢ their serious | rs. Fiske was on the y excelled he ng of this, I'm And what Syinetep i‘: ounalia : eae f eh ti Tenth - 2 charmin was feeling at the pocket. } ‘The role ena! er to do her most brillant comedy work since “Divorcons. g partner tha beat nation, | Moncharmin, who had his own sens, é ya ig 1 T che he “that the notes are| Well I can feel the pin.” Then, with ‘ina’ unmasked—or unmuzsled—it broadened into thoroughly hamar Ley ee ae thay |@!@ not want Richard to coms to him 3 1 that tw | wor OUurse, as you said, we can't be 1 ¥ t the end oh if was agreed th y when y " ‘- . robbed without noticing 11 »medy, with the Hooster note, the echoing twang, ing true, Miss Fiorine|® presently when the twenty thousand ; ; aed: froin At-pocket said Richard. 7 hard ho yield to all Monchar- 7 a 2 v4 a 3 Mone! wh ' arnold, as "ma," played a large part in the fun-making and played \t rer Ri a 8 aaron tct ot hate, |ranes Were gone, and sn ike lant 4 ithe pial Ghana? aneed Mobohasn te: atu Soncharmin, whose hands were well, Dressed to look iike an Ei) 1 dowager and at the same time a min's wiages, with the object of Help| “Perhaps it was the ambassador * #! drops And © t had" this time “T can feel the pin, but I can't fee! | g to be true to herself and Indiana, he was a joy forever, if not a thing of | {2% him to discover the ean or the manager of the Credit Central|disappeared at Mon wall Richw: 1] on ] i Gone to Be ul ! ‘ was victimtzing ther © 8 or Rom t Peis t the notes eauty, We have seen no “character old woman” #0 genulnely finny since the| ¥4% ae uoyaere’ : bd or Rem; he shadow of a a in i Come, no joking, Moncharmin! | lendinay of Skea, Baten (he Mune: Masten”? This brings us to the interval after! apne more so at the time of .the I'a incredible tex eft 6 adth and aa by] Moncharmin took spe from i pee Hs veh Rey) a The play remained entirely in the hands of Mrs, Fiske Mise Arnold unti| te Garden Act, with the sirange con-| arg, rene, as Richard himself admit-|"I am sure of my servanta ¢ on ere h Mee Toren nockes and drew out the bank | feel for yourself.” ' Dee era Caen ae the ac ge Aa 6) OF Quet observed by M, Remy and thoseleeg, michard had met nobody tn that|!f one of them had done ne would me, ike last time, T/notes with @ trembling har 3] coat, The two t had been “Dell's” beau in her Mi rious lapses from the dignity that| part of the theatre after Mme, Giry | ——-—-—— - - rer | i cree, eee D ReK® Aue 3 turned the pocket inside out x : pa > expected of the im {had brushed up against him, © ¢ © | Of the presence ates, ad m0 was em And the curious iI much to say, but a sense of character ‘li ‘5 |r | ; * | se no ned its | ne ‘ t 5 ) Swallow to identity Mra, Bumpstead-! anged between R Having degan by walking packwara! Wisdom of the Ancients. |it , Parstrrugiea gle pin remained, atuck : lap more than a hundred times, brought about a highly amusing situation, At emits D i i Minh Tie in order to bow, Richard continued to| rere were and q He | A the mere mention of Swallow, Mrs. Fiske cholc Ml she was red in the |" grey oor recey 4o #0 from prudence, until he reached | pu nthe: ket and | pp nger any doubt ab ‘ face, but with her patronizing airs and her amused way of looking at him eon} ae Hot ons the passage leading to the offices of the| FA ty ne TE ae Then he) the witchcraft through her lorgnette as though sie had never seen him before she made short ed as management. In this 1, he was con-| mae tivania Alek tlh aaa Bri pee ‘The ghost!" muttered Moncharmin i apy , second, that Moneha stantly watched by Moncharmin trom pail os ap ae : n But Richard suddenly sprang upon his . Geprr mes, in st act, but uneve should not for an instant lose sig behind and himself kept an eye on any fe Whe icity Bee balk lect) : wt hig writing: tab partner. | The play rambled at times, and dragged in the last act, but uneven as it was) S10ild not fr lt lenin which] one approaching from the front. Once Sed own pecular weapons “No one but you has touched my | ft goored @ big lauishing success, “Mrs, Bumpstead-Leigh” and Mra, Piske ought | Richard s a te An te irente| Gereianntes Hace mace ing in Rome ed with high prices: pocket! Give me back my twenty- to get along famously together, a . Lh. y ala #4 of money {s deplored with kenuine tears thousand francs! Give me back i LM SS ceo eels thouaend francs. 1 the scenes, adopt by the mana- bys ee « Ay Canin nlinaa sranne er M. Kichard went and placed himself! gers of our National Academy of Mu- haven reached iis arte Bs ape oe ; “ton my soul" sighed Monskar i Heal snot where he had eto Contant e Had men but foresight, thou, Fortune, wouldat have no divinity 4 A Joke-Born Law. at the identieal snot where he had Boy attracted @ : Hind men elk Sereslahk: Sieh Ror aia moval Lave. ne divin who was ready to swoon, on my soul j DITION 19 that the habeas)to his duties, and when a very fat lord [WHEN he howed to the r-secretary | gers theinselves thought of nothing bi t| The chara f ; .” rnd ang Ys I swear that I haven't got it!" “ i. in a Gr sounted th b for f arts. M. Mon armin took up y twent sousand france, There # many th sw 1 mn ead bt a are not # es {4 n somebody knocked at the door corpug act was put on the Hn-|came in Lord Grey counted the obewe| te nt bey steps behind him, reaching the half-dark pai of us ave quick at jearning to imitate base and depraved examples in sad a . mitaka v4 “ “ecthinanian’ statute book as the out- Person for ten, at first ase Joke; ut, ry meen Onin anne anata nat | faid to Moncharmin, tn w™low | t mortal man fs there whom y aw contented with a single crime? | rious \ to laugh, ze Mercier, his come of ko at the expense of a | seeing Lord Norris had not observed, | yr michard, got rid of her twenty thou. All chance of dom ‘ f ‘Lena » 1 v + exchanged a few rd sn the final divis- | the other noble lord went on with the | sana france 1 Anager's coatta ure that nobody has touched} Po we not look wit spteton losire the sin ucka | patonce Of the ghoab” 60 sald, | 'Tust | words with Rie, SHWNOUE ABW ia DA) } P Lords, and Lora|miscount. By that means, says Bishop | pocket and disappeared. * * * Or rather me You had now better keep the power : Now: dg u find ‘something wacom ing and, with a@ Wesanigis ' ie. House, 98 LAr 0nd: Te Burnet, the bill was passed. Long |ghe was conjured away. In accordance at some distance from me and watch The examples of we witness me more surely and qu ag) : Jieiher weet ia Atal Reaaeael 1 Lord Norrie were appointed | afterward the American colonists took | with the instructions received from me till I come to the door of the office; in that they insinuate themselves into our minds under the sanction We “You're quite right,” sald Moncharmin, his bewildered subordinate... « u Norrie waa met ettentive over the ect from Mpglend 4t de better net te arouse suspidion and revere Ea who was really impressed, (To Be Continued.) \ ona