The evening world. Newspaper, March 25, 1911, Page 10

azine. Saturda : n | e | Man’s Fashions. Confessions Of a Mere Man Potuaned Dally Fxoep? Sunday by the Press > oye Company. Park Row, New York. 4. ANOUS SHAW, Pres. and Troas.. JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Beery. 63 Park’ Row. 63 Row. By Maurice Ketten. =_ Transcribed ———— POEs, + 5 Trvered at the Post-ffice at New York es fecond.clase Matter, ol Sbecrt pe | 4 4 Hand and the Conti + and Suberip it} torine Vntted Btates «| An Counttios in tie Incoraavional , , By Helen Rowland 3 end Canada. 2.80 |One Your, boned Usion ; gatuen WAIST COATS man’s | Ree Wath reececceee cee eetscs Ohh Gag Monel: siete = Neem GARTER | Cessrght, 1901, Wy Tue Hae unilaing On, (Bie New Zeek Week, YOLUME 5 maT CORSET SHAPED wey Why We Men Don’t Marry. VAAL ete thd het Bs cette APORWED CENT TTY don't you marry?” inquired a charming young matron of. me the MR. CORRIGAN’S SUPPORTER And then ahe invited me to spend all my week-ends at her Newport 4 . - place this summer, promised me ail the prestiest girls for her next dance, asked me to dinner and @ box party, introduced ne {0 the toast of the season and left us together in the éone servatory Why don't I marry? In Heaven Would matrons and maidens give me all the cream off the Jug tf life ff I did? Would they continue to flatter and feed me to shower me with invitations and sympathy and eofa pillows ind @inoking Jackets and Mirtations? Dear Jadtes! If you expect a man to marry, why do you make @ bachelor's extatence one long, sweet dream of Elysium? It merely encourages him to keep putting off the cold plunge into matrimony; to snuggle down wner his bachelor comforts and dream on! You should «ive him a freeze-out which would force him to seek the warmth of some woman's love and sympathy, out of sheer loneliness and misery. Wht Ment bachelor fats, kood restaurants, laundries that #ew on buttons, an€ Plenty of kimmbie girls, why should ANY man marry eo long as he has hie top hair? Would a wife—it { had one—serve my meals #0 cheaply and regularly and Gevotediy an dors thnt chef of mine? Would ehe keep my trousers preased and the buttons on my clothes and stand for my bad tempers as Higging does? Well, 1 rather fancy not And yet personally T have not that holy horror of marriage with which the ordinary man te consumed, In fact, I know that t shall be happy enough when [ AGISTRATH CORRIGAN’S declarations that the police have been demoralized and the city left open to vice and to crime by reason of eemein actions on the part of the Mayor have iound approval and support from many quarters. That wae to have been expected. Any attack on any man from eny cause will find support from somebody, and in this case the nature and the quality of the allies could have been predicted eeeny beforehand. | See Fre, Before Mayor Gaynor took office the police often arrested people for offenses so petty, on grounds eo absurd and from motives so per- sonal, that in many instances the arrest was virtually arbitrary and despotic. To this sort of domineering the polices were, moreover, in- cited, urged and aided by a host of special officers of various boards and societies that have volunteered to act as censors of public morals. All of these officials wish the prtvilege to arrest anybody end every- name, why SHOULD I? marry—if { marry at all [ shall go Into it by the right door, with the right body on a mere suspicion of “immorality,” and since the Mayor has G1, at the right moment. f 7 But I will tell you why I do not marry; tn tact, why the average man docs not forbidden the nuisance, they declare “the town is wide open. LONG THe KIMONO marry, It is not because he ts afrald to marry, It 18 not because he cannot afford Criticism from such sources is worth what {t can prove —rothing | QLOvEd SLEEVED CoAT. to marry is no} he can't find the right girl. It is because before he te am. | ie. 88 worm HAVE You SEENIT eye ine has been killed within him—completely crowded EN al ah ‘ | out of his eystem. sT CAME Every boy intends you cs ‘ Seaswore ever ntends to marry. Do you remember, old chap, how you used to — See From LONDON Play “wigwam" with some dainty Uttie atveetheart; how you called h ° our “aquaw" and AN IMPERATIVE PUBLICITY. OME of the druggists who declare a complete eym- | witout { WITH _ pathy with all movements toward suppressing man'® . i frands in the drug business, nevertholeas complain | peaked : | of the publicfty given by The World to the facts | RWE® UNDERWEAR Pant Powoer | —_; brought out by fts investigations. Their argu-| TRiMmeD with Oona on were Yj ment 's that s quiet indictment of the guilty| 6 ) FAKOR BY Styuse| | parties would have been better than a public ex-, ed tn a tent; ast up y wr hourehold gods a :D d caught “f for her to cook? And all the time you secretly determined to marry her when you Grew up. This was marniagitis, instinctive in you—the marriage gern at work in | your heart. Just p old-fashioned, everyday marriage—the kind that mother used to make. Tha iciee moth is every boy's ideal * who fosters that ideal and keeps # alive in his tmagination? Does hie 2 No. She ts not so eager to have her son marry as she ts her daughter. Is father figuratively: “Have your fling first, my son, ras you tf of jail and the newspapers.”" lage toa boy ag an aim, an {deal or even @ sacraments , fice—something to be avotded as long as possible ~~ epts that allurin ritation. Me has his fling! Oh, yes! posure of the dishonest practices. And by tiie time he has had it he ts not AE lotnaey. bm ¢ Adie vias Wa That there are circumstances and conditions under which the | ‘ ve his Ideals, his habits. In short, he pon a VARI. slow processes of legal trial are better fitted for conserving the | ! dawn Hie DUKee his butterfly mes a ful public welfare than are the ewift results of publictty will, of course, Reais be conceded. This case, however, does not fall in that class. The, f Worn By sale of impure drugs for medicinal purposes was a menace imminent my at every hour of the day and of the night. It hovered over every | / leome in the city. When once the facts were known and verified by | ecientifie analysis, to have concealed them would have been to con- nive at them. The World had a plain duty to perform. It tnrned | on the light. | ey encourage us? open to th onder that he be- t ns? Ie dt any y marry? We cannot and bitter—when we f we could, that would We are TOO Why DO we ¢e—— —— ‘LURE OF THE CITY GIRL. MINNEAPOL banker has contributed a new theory toward a solution of the problem of the | eer ° s ry *) farm boy's eagerness to come to town. Heattrib- ? Mir, Jarr Hearkens to the Siren Voice of Society i utes it to the city girl that goes to the country | to teach school of tochave a summer time. She, | and Fares Forth on a Career of Refined Misery.3 like the Lorelei, “by her magical einging,” or iby vane The Week’s Wash. By Martin Green. some otlier charm, fills the plough-boy’s fancy with | j 7 {husband along once in awhile Why, !f| Mra, Hickett, who was a stout, overfed}look at some of her new gowns, You'll WEL fe he tue ee st farm co: tisf: So he leav } ‘ eG; | B; Roy L. McCardell. you don't come with me occasionally to | old lady jfind the Dine cats, and ee Gite Si vate (ihe New dors World), las the Tarm cannot satisfy. So he leaves the fields his father | ¢¢ HERE te to be a tem et Mrs.| dinces where I go we'll never be eeen| “Dreadful Agure, dreadful, dan't you you want to be t you say to] 6¢ ND ead but we'll a ina tilled and seeks the madding crowd | Stryver's this afternoon,” #ald | together. You know I can't go where| think?” asked Mrs. Hickett in an in-!Clara Mudridge. She has no sense of polis f ee fa t ting fea t bth thay At | Mrs, Jarr wistfully, "4 Ike | yor go. It won't do you any harm |quiring tone, tapping her foot on ¢ and the last time you talked e wha ‘ pe g8 cresting feature of the theory 1g {ts discovery and very much f you'd | to go to an afternoon tea, but tf I went | rug : she we announcement by a banker. etic culture has evidently reached a come home early! with ybu to Gus's place or even wanted) Mr. Jarr thought she referred to the yu insulted Fortunately, I f e higher stave in gilded ci le W f fontlew | and go with me./to go you wouldn't like dt, would you?” |figure in the Persian rug and he re-|heard every word you »: Wa of ¢ R higher stage in gilded circles of the Middle West than fn. similar | eee you | Cite Sess taattolamnitankeniherserat elisa J "You Getier stick around and near| | ‘i ; circles here. No New York banker talking of farm problems would | won't." of dropping {nto Gua's cafe of wn even-| “Welt, the Turke think It pretty, T/ what [aay this ime." anid Mr. Jary b, ame am 1 f a } | She #ai@ “But Thing to consort with Rangle, Raffert: euppose. Im always thinking, though, “T can't," sald Mra. Jarr “Be a good 4 ar, and e| ‘ of the e } : « Ly ever have th u ; f the influence of the summer firl on the rural) auppoee you|nepler, Muller, @lavinsky and the rest|we should take off our shoes to walk | 03 them and I'll never in-| / . ae : a d population. Yet the memory of some of them might help imagina-| Won't” a0 wlatfully | would not be augmented | y the presence |over ‘em like the ‘Turks do. | and way-way | } Pity the Perfect Boy. i yonder?” Wa fton in that revard. for i ‘ teen that Mr. Jarr waslo¢ its spouse “Gracious me! | never heard anything for a long, vega beta if the lure of a Minneapolis girl can draw a) touched. “There, you see!" sald Mra. Jerr. “So! so dre ‘ orled Mra. Hickett “What ¢o you man from the Dakotas to that town, what may not some New York) Pretty |/1¢ t¢ te wrong for me to go where you go) “Oh, you mean Mra. Stryver's gure” Mr. Jarr gloom ss 1 ve yi mane irl have do ns 7 ing { 5 Now tao “ dusy down at the/and not wrong for you to go where 1/#ald Mr. Jarr. ‘It’s all right. I'm not] ‘That Mra Biliinger's come i ens on} ‘A a ne when he went summering in the New England farm shop these daya,"|¢o, why don'’€ you come with met |here to oritioise, you know." Stryver wants to ut her pointed Re around ae the lands years ago? | he eat, “but it) You'l find that refined and cultured | “And netther em 1,” sald Mra, Fick 1." explained Mra, Jar: hike you really want ine to come, why 1 | people can be pleasant company, too.” ett. ‘But these affairs are SO stupid!| ‘When she entertained that Hungarian s,’ <aatd nut with ove — upoors 1 can.” ‘So Mr. Jarr came home tn time to put And there's that Mudridge girl. We)nobleman who waa exposed she iq.) a e Wiliams i} nce ay mall = fgg 1 Sam't are why you object to going | on hie pall-bearer outfit and accompany | don't see her often, She's generally out|cut US." | those e boys up ar " |r task of taking INHERITANCE TAXES. (fe a tea.” gaia Mra Jarr, “When we) Mrs, Jarr to the acene of refined, yet nan-hunting, and husbands worth hav-} “But we must forgive our enemtes,” | t z | Re OV. DIX recommends the aboli on of the inheri- | Sven. sarin one doea meet nice! shy, you dear thing! erled Mra. At this happy moment Mrs. Jerr! ‘That's easy,” was the reply, “b ane . Mab Akh Abie ‘ ; Biryver, seteing upon Mra. Jarre. ‘o|beckoned to her husband, who excused|to forgive a friend or @ relative is ay tance tax on the ground that it drives capital | “Nobody's going tm play the piano tol Scat ct you to come! You leave Mr,|timeelt and joined her. other matter!” th | Were abroad, enpecially in London, y. | peatratned woclal pleasur ing never come to teas!” \euggeeted Mr. Jarr. { 1 to talk to Clara Mudridgce - Jarre ri with Mra, Hickett and} “Iwan y a from the State and cannot be collected with auffi- | C07" asked Or. Jar. "Signor Bpa- | x ralgo lan't golng to alng in the foreign | " ’ ” he Dingly girls,’ sald Mrs. Jarr. | bt set t c seerth ) ' . come right over here with me and the Dingly ¢! | mie asset to ient efficacy to make it dan adequate revenno, | language? Nobody will recite’ Mr. Jarr @ank in @ satin chatr dealde! ‘I'm going upstairs with Mrs. Stryver to Th D a) s | whistte In this opinion he is backed by the present Comp- |... Xo 1t's Just @ tea: t's Mra, @tryver'e | - meee — e ay “Magist ‘afternoon,’ and he's alwayw very nice troller and by his predecessor—both of whom dis- to me. And, to te Good Stories} | the truth, any vantare of credit the tax ag a fiscal measur friends ae us #0 aeldom together that | “Cheer hbert!” oad et ws abs I'm sure they must think we are eepa- | 9 around ar Naturally enough, these objections are irritating to the popular | rated—mayte divorced,” aad Mra Jarr a A Safe Bet. ality . mind, No one likes to surrender to a tax-dodger, 1. : To the other women's husbands go | , 1 his girs p furtousy, cht ; A tay ger. No eae likes to to these tea guia?” asked Sar Jerr What’s the Use of Being Blue? 1a make ag ede eit ae | which & admit that a neted by the will of the people cannot be enforced Mrs. Jarr, who was truthful above all, - . otewe, according to y) 1 i had 4 t : eft. waidered hie Drospectire me | 457 ® g off sloe r on hy the w © people prefore the arguments given for repeal- | "Xt 1 admit that aa a general thing __There Is a Lot of Luck L rant a tale ae a fre ; rep, play and work ing the tax are likely to have the effect of making public sentiment they can't get away trom bust: | By Clarence L. Cullen H igh teen ane) There body with a home ives by some mort : fea tat Departir ts sh—-a] of a schedule. ‘The mos onde more resolute than ever in its support. : 4 be giad to ee | 1 ginko," remited Bie) oy * tiles are in places like tie Binties ite. ‘ - ni finger goes iM arr. ishing Co. (The New York World) nk wo. 1 @hink # feat f ni 3 By Upon its face the Iaw ia not unjust, Similar acts have been, “Oh, TIM!" anf@ Mra, Jarr acormfalts eperigah 282), Sr Tok ea amano oe jae ne is nk w." pronching. the ! DALEaTELGeh than Irate ee Retin . ; Ant Anker ae thin i ne : > he Game,' The most Unafraid Man we ever wer young man, erith Magistrate ge} Uates fr institution, or an enforced in other States and in Great Britain. With a little more S08 FRR SN Aer Same at | A pe pea io tcl ya ML rae bar ll Tee ia it, who are making any large devta tn y the aan who does go to euch ewat we pretend that we che spatbagy Ye as Iocan make er happy, 1 think en | ts in legitimate business or eoctal experience and a little more energy our fiscal offcers may yet enforce ventured Mr. Jar Know the Rules! Ashore romping with Children [Lea ike Fae eae tree 4 y rate it should not be repealed ce Not for men who go regularly," aata | were . News Ir. Burbank {9 @ bachelor, Bach- re any rate it s not be repealed without a Further lates. Jeary. “But te te aise to have one's | ome of us The Blackest Hour can't last any onan. lors, spinsters and married childless 1. Jt is worth it Pitchere never jonger than the usual Strty Minutes! | Disused He Meant. folk @re continually putting over theo. pa aA : | TRY to develop a hati eee cad ries about raist ys and girls, But = The Point of View. | We've known some Fellera who pre- TTRY "to, devsion’ « hens keep right on ; the boys and the girls along her and father lines of expertence, t seems to me that the growing tended to be There with Bells who were Destiny wears! Ringers a Comic Mask to ngneaguaneananmannaangeanananmmanenanenneeatnanaeeeeeen. Letters From the People! Om, you Rabin Red Breast over tn at ‘ 1 of the land to-da and aaiebbebaeaaaeien., 2 the Dauntless! P easing vous” Nika seus, "| is , try, ronger, healthier, happier A Walk to Phitadelpnta, from thelr re io rear windows. ‘The ¥e TErd: GRUE ; einat and: mfortable than ever before. To the Wi sening World ' Once we triea| throat wide open: ‘bot thew funar! 1 The eth Sant mos ‘ the acheme of MN te gure te queer that we never met Metal y t realer | wd otf the 4 ny primroses on the Path of 4 ing Is a a s Rad Break we SPUD REDE: GG] fee” ald the head poltaher, that nto made. At ihe end of @ week we had pe 1 Tasitireaina dal eae te there {9 some uncertainty Na Wa NW to Bia to the landlady from! that y ‘em’ | She #entence will be ine Bonha Patting a Padlock on our Door binretianek " PS Pa acrosy 1 Rive Maccntiv en’ heart ide Oarnan ine Our frlend Alderman Drescher wae B Se a When you Clinch to Avotld Punish-{qnttmate that her Cousstence was Cal- ‘ ¢ ere for his ahirte @ while ago," re r . ment you've got to ex Basted 1 sounded like one of those « fed the lau man, “and Dresclier Te ys prds in aes s Nek- | and t ra —- to € ere & The Vacta of fe n fi Rejected ~ - for other fowl—under pe en pub nan v to} Wivtas , because them are not Prett e Grouch hates to admit that he said, the warkan: clair [{nvestiante onitlote! RAG ors from Mental Gangrene! me. | trate < in in ska thet es . Ney of the Transgressor is ah with @ deeply offended | bis ton and Phila v ! ve cased many @ Bet on Bang: | tone ads | « ee we wou A vad the reputation of being Lhe Wy What hs le €a y, ax we r oa oy Cerebral § Soap Actors at the Post, I's tha Race led ine e that vounts Commissioner 1 i some we don't f se Buchs : pubtediy assured * y a , i a when we oo ow many. The Boy of twenty who hank 10 | wiah at a little dit he associates t ‘ Bais wants to " "ve been reelected to Congress) i's remain Sunny in Sweatshope! — | be know ts go- [an een without a nan tae “e Commissioner th 4s coming to niin pare ds las .. ; by a single vote ng to Pout a y to Wrap jit, mr aloe ‘hen | cal commished. bet Booin shalt "t . r\ : hi Do you look on that as a vindi-! ‘pjore's es APTER | that Stuft nim when he's!) reson Ree ia : mus, Brownay : ees be . ere Lied . If, they answer Yes,’ | paddle back home es of ye may come and 0: ry lately to fa using the pulley ay er readers? J i [eation or just as a narrow escape?” ihe storm! | Forw: But it they doo't I’ fire, Youbi's Companion, e Brooklyn, some Gatunday afterncen,’ - - mo Comene tention