The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1911, Page 21

fii ‘*‘Them Was °, we the Happy Days!’”’ Copy AIL, by The Pree Publishing Co The Evening World Daily Magazine. Thursday; March 23, 1911. #30 By Clare Victor * HOF ra The New York W Do You EVER ee co ow | | | MADE. % ne big THORN ) DAYS. JIMMY 2 - HOW ND} | MY E ) TREE H GE) tiTe, AN yseo a % Trin Yous say- | , (Stones You & you tell & WT HELLO JIMME Gee, Jit, } oy Look JusT AS MUCH LIKE A / \reuo avl| | xan | Dy Savings of % Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wife Zropstated By Helen Rowland Ooprright. 1411, by The Prem Publishing Ce. (The New York World) HY, »ow, do men continue to mock and to cry W Out against the WEAKER SEX? For, I eay unto thee, my Daughter, of all the eewee that room the earth, WHIOH ts the “WEAKBR Ba Honey Bonen, you KNow 11's MosTLY Is tt that sez whtchR ta too weak to hunt for its oon collar buttons, too lazy to put away ite own clothes, too weary to lft tte cigar ashes unto the ash tray, too feedle to clean ite own eofety raeorf Te it that sea which ts b00 infirm to fia ite own bath water and Bring forth tte clean shirte? le it that sew unto whtch must be ytelded the most COMPORTABLE CITAIRS, the morning paper and ALL the tid-dits? Is it that sex which ts too frail to endure pain, and which howleth and feareth to DID, when 4t hath a toothache or a toe-achet 19 it that eee which is too languid to artee and turn on the radiator or to lift the ice from off the dumbwatter? | ig it that sex whitch grabbeth the first seats in a street car, and after- | cord is too weak to STAND UP agatn, even though a damsel tottereth upon d toes? if sex which 1s too weak to resist a cocktatl—or a womanf ly it (hot sex whitch CANNOT withstand temptation, yet 4f temptations ome not its way goeth out and FINDETH them? . | Is it that sex which cannot endure to be crossed or opposed, but which must be given ite OWN WAY, even as a peevish baber Is it that sex whtch requireth constant stimulation from the cellarette, and constant flattery, and coddling, and baby tatk from its lesser half? Is it that sex which must be made COMFORTABLE, which must have its clothes cut LOOSE, and will not be bound down by clinging skirts or tight corsets, yet which mocketh and denounceth the trouserette upon a womun, whd hath STRENGTH to endure her load? ly it that sea which trembleth at the thought of Matrimony, and goeth Dleating unto the altar as a lamb to the slaughter. Or is it that sew whtoh Dindeth itself in whalebone and steel, and load- eth feel! doton teh frille and feathers; whioh Mveth upon leftovers and heorfully faceth all thinge, even sarcasm and ridicule and criticism—yea, LIFE WITH A MAN? Yell me, my Beloved, for I would know thave things. Belahl | ~ The Cynic’s Wail of the Big City By Sophie Irene Loeb. | (Copyaight, 1911, by the Botte-Merril! On) 6YNOPSIS OF PRDONDING OHAPTERS. orl de Chagny loves Chrimtine Dase, « bea. ojera. al of the grid, where she loved to make him giddy by running tn front of him along the fra!) bridges, among the tho Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World). young \sands of ropes fastened to the pulley’ Hm cynic'a ory against the big came along, and, as she was trying to {! urce tha windlsseas thw fol is thie mane | “ity t@ that it ts cold, hard, nu- recover her hat she lost her grip on (ue of & regu! and mests dina, SBLIISH, What {9 a her bundle and the eheeta of the }'* ie he be world’s woes and Joys went scattering re the ion-like March would sais busy folks CAME To THE RESCUs and brought them to her even before the unbidden tears of disap- pointment had a CHANCE to come, | cynic? A cynic is a fellow who has to w MORT- then they that ts to aa 1 them to t ool, whe Toe nan, | @nd ten were practiving their steps, follows. | the hope of becoming great dancers one cold ahadow and saps {he SUNLIGHT “Count them now," said « big bach- ; that gives him life elor, seemingly hard-hearted looking Tee ," hewtieh | oe ere weces ented bere a te te the (Oa? teltow, “end eee & you have them all,” 24, °% 4!" | Meanwhile Christine gave them ewrets that smsorte ihe “Yes, sir, thank you, ain" she an- ft Bo ; pore them in pille SWered, emtiing, end joyously pro- | oe, ee | She took Rim te the werdnae and for you and me to ceeded on her way | comes |property rooms, too& him all over her Not more than @ few blocks away a horee had fallen. He seomed fright ened, yet tried hard to get wp, Many No longer! people were about him, One man went up to the antmal and patted him gently on the head to ASSURE the brute that a dose we may take he was in the ds of friends. He always ewallow it. seemed to understand and became PAS- the dig city needs SIV to the ministrations for him. | These be w re were many WILLING ones, s ‘ q ' Le le woman was take willy-nilly which was artificial, but { But we are living in a FRESH ATR age Pile are be coming a thing of the past do we accept medicine without KNOW- ING what there is in it, 80, when the jempire, |mense, covering seventeen stories from the ground floor to the roof and Inhab- ited by an army of subjects, She moved CHAPTER XI. (Continued.) Above the Trap-Doors. among them like @ popular queen sag) returned the next day. But | Couraging them tn their labor H those two days of absence| down {n the workshops, giving word cynic man prep tt but we had broken the charm of! of advice to the workmen whose han their delightful make believe, |hes ‘ated to cut into the rich stuffs ‘They looked at each other, in th"! were to clothe heroes. ‘There were in Mer i er day it a All of the foregoing are no UN-| the dressing-room, with their ead eyes, bitants of that country who pra VAL cecurren They happen without exchanging a word, Raoul (ise) cvery trade. There were orn! day. Often more marked nad to restrain himself not to cry ou mithe, All had learned quite It ts a MATTER OF) «1 am jealous! I am jealous! I am k and to love he se The time of NEED ever jealous!” Jalways interested herself in all the t s the READY reap But she heard him all the eame, Then | — no being that does not re aia dala; ty to humanity generally—LF | “Come for a walk, dear, The air win | , ° 18 BROUGHT TO HIS ATTEN- | 4o you good.” B tt V n front of @ cas, | TION | Raoul thought that ehe would propose | e y incen { ng of an eye there were! Help {# only withheld when we 49/9 roll in the country, far from that | ) people on the s ) HELP| not see or know the need, But let the puriaing which he detested as a prison | They did not core WHO or sion offer and we are not found whos» jailer he oould fee! walking | «Marrying in Haste.” IE W The hed her no. WANTING, tried as we may be. This the walls °° ® the Ji ‘ r sa hum d they thing, mind you, not Hut she took him to * Y denr giris H er brothers—for that moment o: X« fon and made him ait on the wooden curd M Be e me i (and of a well, in the doubtful peace and no inarriag s\e was not hurt, but dared, They © of puman kc £4 coolness of a first scene set for the| There u si her over to @ drug store, A| #tror no city as in the @maller evening's performance, | in marriag ustomer was in the place, She | eomn Perhaps stronger, For) on another day she wandered with will not f ent back with her AT ONCE, © every one is coupled that he yim, hand in hand, along the deserted | and res \ thed her hatr and comfort: | has not time as ¢ al thing to be paths of @ garden wthose er P , “YOU ARB ALL RIGHT,| UNKIND. For tn 6, he does not been cut out by a de e ) WORRY.” One of the men in| #eek to escertain the SHORTCOMINGS hands, It was aa thou ~ tose the crowd who had helped her over | of hin netghbor, He must needs lve the real flowers, the rea! earth w ie y a physician Ae he went out of his own life; it ts mo full | forbidden her for ail ne and she oon- ‘ foolls ‘ door I heard him mutter to his We want the Numan touch some qemned to breathe no other alr tha 1 have missed t but), . A wa h d gad poor & all rig ) aA RPA 1 ! Y a. ON8 “ hoy My dears, just es | 8 there ts an the sireet @ little girl was |ONLY FY ‘A WANT, BUT WANTB| Afar. An w ivag hin up above{ My deara, just ca re ts slung pacers. Anoioee oust es wine | 90 FILE TR se BEAD we tne clouds, in the magnificent disorder \you love @ man, then just ao long ? . - COULD N'7 Gc \ TOK Your Gikt & HER You __REMEMBER- Be IT MADE You | Sch To PETA Sie in Na Has al MOS WO! Auge AR eal eee SM- dimen — Honest, VLE | {Honeybunch’s Hubby 3% By C.M. Payne Copyright, 1011, by The Prees Publishing Co, (The New York World), US City Fours NEVER SEE ANYTHING THAT MAKES US Loon Twice;| THATS THE ANSWER aN Gees LAb UP FOR THO wen cAvGHT You Benno THe BARH & THe CIRCVS & /N" “Trimmed You & MADE You GAT oH SIMPLY EXPLODE SOME TIME, sill OL DAYS Oo . What's the There Is a T'S all right to Get @ Run for your | Money—but you can't Buy Anything with that! It'a the Velootty Tnfttal that | i never gets over imagining that he) can Get There on | an Expired Ticket! “Wait Awhile” | Ut cree tat It (@ when our | Friends decome indifferent aa to) | whether we Behave or not that we've | Lost Them! St if “amas Bt | It'a queer how we expect afl of cur OF Course I CourD; GHENT Advice why possess the idea that « Pas MILES AN HOUR Burl {ee aie ecnee NEVER SAW ASIGN OF | HIM Tite He HiT Me ‘The Glave of Custom tsn’t necessarfly Sheckied by Habit! broker never Overestimates! How many of the Tragedies ef the kone years recur to memory as Oom- edtes! | | | | Once we spent Three Houre ond | TMrteen Dollars trying to beat a Nickel4w-the-Slot Machine—and while | we were at it the Other Fellow got a | Hundred Dollar Order that was | meant for ual | A Qnawing Conestence can make the f Yes, ALF} t \ { RememeeR, * THEM Was THe Speeds the Missile! igaers ) Pe ! Overdratts on Patience to be Honored! | mere WAimpering over heing mnootheat bed Lumpy! Subjugation! Dwissin: | “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” Use of Being Blue? Lot of Luck Left. By Clarence I. Cullen Copyright, 1011, by fhe Pres Publishing Co, (The New York World), ‘The easiest thing we do ts to comvines Overwarket—tat ourselves that we are the Family is skeptioalt A lot of Phony Stories as well as “he Fairy Tales originate in the Land of ve! In real life we don't get the chance to Rehearse the Hig Situations—but the rules of the game permit us to Fake the oa! We never yet Cancelled a Het thar Won—but we've forgot to Cancel a Whole Passel of them that didn’t! Perictes wore his Hair pretty close to his Hyes—but nobody ever called hirs a Low-Brow! Remorse without Renunciaion te We know some Givers of Gratuitous | Out! Ite Qumifiating to discover that th» folks who we imagine despise us neve even think of ast Geveral times we've had the Bee put on ws twice in the Same Place: never twice hy the same Bee! ‘We Gen% know why ft that tha: chirp, “A Short Life end a Merry One,” alwaye makes us think of Cirrhosis of the Levert ‘A Orackerjach never ts Bothered ty a Ba4 Start! Our idea of Nothing to Beat ts the fellow who brags that he Begins where we Leave Off! Tt takes @ lot of Slams to emeunt toe By Gaston Leroux Asthor of “The Mystery of the Yellow Room,” eft. j troubles and alf their little hobbies. She knew un@uspected corners thet Were secretly ocoupied by little old pl @ knocked at way,” and “This way. lauehing @ breath! wed in tears, Then thelr door apenk, to question her Raoul to then as o , But arming who had a 1 the two © worm-eaten hing © © © T awear it le t legends of the Op-| ing." She ahrogged her moulders, but aid era, ¢ as, !n thetr childhood, they| Once, when thay were pissing before | Mt seem easy, 4 to the old Breton talos.| the atage, Raoul » It wae the ‘trap-Goor shut- : Aen ete tare ‘cy mus. do something, you eo the Opera, ‘They had lived thero| ‘You have shown over the upper| Know. © * © They open years without number, Past man-) part of your empire, ( ne, but there | fap-doore without any partioular re agements hed forgotten them; palace! are st @ stories told of the lower | #2 ® It's like the ‘door-shutters |revoludions had taken no notice of] cert pee ploy rea |—they must epend their time somehow.’ them; the history of Wwance had run| ghe caught him in her arma, as| “But suppose it were he Christine?” {ts course unknown to thems and no-|¢hough she feared to eee him disappear body recollected their existence, down the black he! ‘The prectous days sped in this way; |ting voloe, whispered and Raoul and Christine, by affecting! “Never! * * * I will not have you excessive interest in outside matters, |go there! * * * Hewides, jt's not mine strove awkwardly to hide from @ °° © everything that ls underground | other the one thought of their hearts. | belongs to him! | uu) looked ay jo he Itves down thera, does het — | “] never said ao. * * * Who told at @ that? Come away! I you are quite sana, ted him, dently the trap-Goor was closed spite of 1 1 ko quickly that they did not even he the hand that worked {ti and they aie answered | Temained quite dazed. “Perhaps he was there,” Raoul sald noth- | at last 9 Ikugh that often | tri Raoul tried to le remembered nothing he can't open and and work at the xame time.” ivered, at ls he working att something terrible! ¢ * * But * 9° When nothing} the for he v “Oh, {t's all the better for us. he's working at that he does not eat, drink or br days and deco rin the eyes and sald bly nervous. When on t ons, she would start runn reason or else suddenly # tim " self with the trag ns 1ee-cold in You always take things me to ® hota the young ma pommible way, ° © ¢ She shivered again, She | b «him in her arms. etimes her eyes seemed to pursue ragged him away, | stened and eald, in her turn imaginary mhadows, She cried, “Phis f vis ate and wanted to re-| "3 vo {t were he!" t Gives Advice on Courtship and Marriage | School Iirtends, Thiet Marys heaey awe once, He paye @, except ence ° future happiness {ith whot yew: B98 ng os at * and 1 a . » very please Ae l kit at least apeak to him i 3 before the pr 1 ; Ae aiiat : Have (uarrelled, m P oa é love with o or not you ‘ ncament st t when you not the husband for yeu. Of our engagement @ year ago he bas in the wrong. and “This way,” ) main by the trapdoor; that hole at and shut the He Dae shut himeelf up, he “Are you afraid of tim? “No, no, of course not” che For al that, on the next day and the following days, Christine was eare- ful to avoid the trap Mer agi. tation only increased | Passed. At last, one | arrived very Inte, with her face se des- Dorately pale and her eyes ately red, that Raout resolved to ge to ail lengths, moltuding that which he ef foreshadowed when ne blurted out that everything around ner. “I wil remove you from his power, Christine, I swear 1. And you shai! not think of him any more.” “La it posstblet She allowed hervelf thts ¢oubt, which Was an encouragement, while draggin | the young man up to the topmost floo of the theatre, far, very far from t | trap doors. | “{ shall Mde you in some unknow |oorner of the worl, where he cann come to look for you. You will be safe and then I shall go away * * © you have sworn never to marry.” | Christine setved Raoul's hands ay |equeezed them with incredible rapture Lut, wuddenty becoming alarmed aga «he curned away her head. | ‘Higher!* wes all she sald. “Higher tai)" | And she Gregwed itm up ¢eward {h summit, hed diMoutty tn foowtng he ey were soon undur the very roo of timder-work, They the buttresses, the raft they ran from beam to beam a» (hey might have run from tree to tre In a forest. And despite the care which she took to look behind her at every momen ed to ase @ shadow which fo! er own shadow, whic! the mas again when she did and which made ° noise than @ well-conducted shad 14 Raoul, he saw nothing etther; ad Christine in of ested him that moe