The evening world. Newspaper, March 16, 1911, Page 19

a . ee ie Fe The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday. March 16, 1911-7 ‘“*‘Them Was the Happy Days!’’ « + By Clare Victor Dwiggins Coprnatt, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), ' ® . HELLO JIMM! = SAN Jimny You're THE BesT FRIEND | Got} unws ! How | Love- % Think OF THEM OLD Dats WHEN WE Was KiIDs—— BHO V Give You A KICK @& YOU! UP IN THe. Nose — SG = | ROLLED IN] THE GUTTER» & Gee , How YouR OLD Nes ALF, REMEMBER, You GOT UP, ALL MUON Nose. USED To BLEED | Od PAL fy CALLED ME. A SLB Gr I SwiAllreD You~ bl 4 a Jou ; atta ey LAVGHIN THEM WAS THE Come ON own MoTeR UckKED_YOUS f OVER THEM OLD DAYSS ' STRE! < Uhm me, ALF! Do You REMEMBER , JIMMY, THE Tie You WAS TAKIN’ THE BASKET OF EGas Home & I TRIPPED You ve Gy YoU Fete HEAD FIRST INTo THE BASKET— 1 ol f D it |Dumbwaiter : | Dialog wu: vee Bek tone | ialogues: the Pink Lady a By Alma Woodward : a Real Charmer. a Ouse Toten Axo s AAS Coprright, 1011, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York World), VEG ty MAKE-UP My WIFE Where Ignorance WAS Bliss. Pout oe S| he Duplex, Aartmen exits.) DS RECoGHW | he Dap ; \iiehichabclsheabaloy pall) WONDEA, ‘ Py oe Od Siena, at, a Mrs, $.~Mut there's no denying the) : . - | \\\ what PAPAS ings Mes. Hay" Dell.) he has good things! E'VE had so many “siel" pleces that @ “lady” musical comedy may b {Goi uP tS. KR. (answertng)—On, dear!| Mrs. R—Juet walt a minute 1 want hafied ws novel What tw tt? |you to taste some dates that T got u And as a % dd news to lovers of this form of entertainment Roy --Grocer, Mis’ Ray. | They're the most It may be said without fear of eontradiciion from the audionces that are Mra, R—Woll, the Wea! 1) ing tae New T nat Pea QR real cha went out to market early thts | only has son purpose, and here you don't 1ey’re good | Ivan Cary lly 1 ud things until hale past 8 in the | dry and sugary, Pe ke in this tores:, : 5 f sa disgrace! Qtrs, Ray ends up an tnstalnndt o. sereet runs ii! oh mI ger have p ded ntfully) 1 bin here this marn- | dates on a pln ’ . after you waz at de store I] Mrs. S. (sampling)—M-m-mt Theg're ed de goods an’ no one anawered | de) yuat i exerts upon Wipter-¥ , an’ de janitor wouldn't take ‘em, | Mrs. I. (with her mouth full) Aren't girl on the end to the in’ de elevator man wouldn't take ‘em, | they grand? I could eat them all night vometining to do wt an'— Mus. A. (appearing)—It's a wonder you figuved tn the pleasing a ce for @ typ. hall of fame in which to Mrs. R. (impatiently) @ian't ask you | wouldn't treat a fellow! What you g the story of your Nfe~send up the | Something good? esham and Julian “next ‘to th oecupied by George 109, ~ _ - ings, please, Mrs. R. (gayly)-Hello, Jen! Ware ne Spring Maid.” For “The Pink Lad h 4 PELL IN LOVE WITH YOU Rieck Mrs. 8. opening her d00r)—On, grocer, | some dates? pring ee ; : qumlity of youtafal enarm which fe and ever shall TE /\\ BistROPS, 2 Saurrow. vou ane 1 DIDN'T 3 that you? ; Mra. A. (in horror)—Dates! 1 comedy, Without Ing serious on a ght LM) Biamonns’ T DO NOTHIN (putting cn the .sustaining eat another date as long as I live! eee crete” SEPT | X ie ual ‘, y ‘oc you? Mrs. 8. (stops munching)—Wh Wie TOMGNOW aT —— I say, er . Is that you? i ¥' y XN amie But T_Won'r Boy (nitllen!y)—¥es'm, Mrs. A. (breathlessly)—Oh, my dear, 1 ae po IT Mrs, 8. erulously)—Wen, 44 you )saw a moving pict! yesterday oftdato AGAIN! know that you forgot Boy ¢eurtiy> Mra. 3. (i y warilc? gathering—oh, it Ain't got no garilo, Mra, R—Why? 4 ie antly)—Well, I think! Mrs. A.—Well, how do you® suppose I've been a 1 enough customer to | they squeege those dates? ai have Mr, @mith send out end get any | Mra 8. (antictpating in horror)—Oh, I thing I order that he hasn't tn stook—, don't know! How? ¢ you can Just tell Mm that, too! Mrs. A. (graphtcally)—IWhy; my’ dear, { Mra. R. (consotingly)-My deat, he's | those big natives gather them and then letting his business run down—yes in- | get into huge wooden vats and squeeze deed! Why, he's simply crazy ever the them with thetr feet. Just imagine! red headed cashter in the gh market| Mrs, 8. (hast!ly)—On, don't say It st turned mel | next to him! again! I feel queer now! Mrs, S (Sherlock Holmes instincts} Ofrs, A.—Well, it's @ good thing to awake)-Oh! ‘Thats tt, ds at?» know. Mrs, It. (sadly)-Yes—and he used to]. Mrs, R. (suddenly)—You'll have to ex- be such a respectable grocer, tool use me; I'm going to Ne down, Boy (in raucous accents)—Say, empty| Mrs. (relieved)—Oh, are yout fo that basket, will you, lady? Me horse is|am I! gettin’ restless! (The ladies close their respective (Basket 1s emptied and sent down. Boy | doors.) This is par ticularly ¢ The oung true to his are ac " tame Author of *’ The Mystery of the Yellow ‘ | ’ oe een 2 dik aS ChamBAt, 1014, dy the Boba abentti Ga) were alone Moneharmin | nk the entriacte to find out more about) “The Itle baggage!» arowled the; * © © Carlotta croaked Ike a@yghost's attacks. Leaning over the : ig be ned over to the stoge manager! count. | toad ledge of their box, they stared at, Car- and nets thie song so capitelly, and! SYNOPSsis OF PR ANG CHAPTERS Phen Da Is?" he asked, | soon returned to) And ha wondered what she wanted, “Cosack!" lotta as though they did not recogniz there is such @ detight.ul swing to the | ,,,ft i a: ye ney thelr shoulders | What ¢he was hoping for. * she re was consternation on Carlot-j her. That ifernal:girt shust he n that it 1s eusily the best of any . ays cont hialdiglildce je }ta’s face and consternation on the faces | Sven the signal for some catastraphe. fienbee et Boodahihes: eh i ye ioe " i ¢ affair as silly. was a virtuons girl, she was sald to} (0% lithe audience, The two managers|Ah, they were. waiting for the catas- thn wey o ne \ = af ; rom at.» doe on oP adel nteritg |have no friend of « toe © That) in thelr box could not suppress an ex-| tropha! ‘The ghost hed told them yy Way of Gharming accompaniment > | , ee Chicie “ e but) the box, was a box of F mweets | from the Ni must be very] jamatton of Hofror. 19 one felt|!t would come! ‘The house had a curse ficre ts Mies T4a M. Ad who ha oe 1 , jon the little shelf of t edge. Whol|ar I that the thing was not natural, that|™pon it. The two managers gneped ’ v vrace and other ¢ a ES he Avera ad put dt there? T ked th y of his hands | there was ‘aw tind it. That] and panted un the welght of the : In that may be te : . ‘ in her favor| keepers, but none of re, thought | to: n mstoue, Poor, | Catastrophe hard's stifled voice ation, For eome strange reason there i Hay rand Her, .i¢ Thad known biney went ba wrote 1 Carlotta! gf to Carlotta ne » be a con aey to keep M ¥ ypeee be tlhe r was Inde- Adams in th us, but , ; i ’ Armin: | laws, ‘They looked at ¢ periba + Be he 8 aa wry of singing and dancing out of It mother letter frum the Ghost, ¢ And who js that pi eman be-/ had no 4 koow| the end of ‘which } tha all her own. Why sho ts no ry * side hime ja G it t ieee 1 . “the pink lady" can only be explained | » i aa : That's his brot t er mew Aa Bri ‘ a splay of an » ground tha pink {¢ not her by K “He ought to be in i, He looks eee ¥ love * or and dismay, | roar, © a's voice me and the “iret part un | . ' which men would ‘a no denying that Miss Ttazel : _ | ‘The stage rang with ga 4 4 Gf they. had. witmensed: whey T teal without . i looks well in pink, for she | CHARTER Vii. Red or wilte | Beene " Your | ¢ oe ert cn eee . i mnestiy blonde, besides being prett Yoarse or fine garder eet Sera é : s N hace 2 a a Nana a kee q in a tnoantngtess sore of wa > Continued.) n ‘ Gentle ' ) TUR, CORVETING, Sia er at co-ack | ero Utah, it ts sald, and o ted 9 | Ree er eee nea ‘ at toad nd me—co-ack tn Jon at the productive Gaiety.| oust and What Happene § ® A these first two Ine, |!" : eee se Ba s0-ack!"* u Rat Uteh stil ring f arshl se \NCHARMIN pnked what he! ma “ ed 1 efore th rosés and Maes tn W Peary ay ROOW WEO WEE he nas enent Mm @ rted afresh? ah her speaking and singing yotce. ‘| tA vard answered | t with th ! id alsing. her: ligne A | q No 8 Wild Suro 4 o hear her on the violin, with which s " tha ve x Sibve on t 43 ahle. t collapsed in thel i ut @e she plays, other times she p herself 1 e Daae lo f mt \ a j they had not the strength; the ghost i stage. | mo | root pele n 1 wes chuckling wind their 3 1 Miss A ut with all the tness and siimness ath | ‘ ‘ ‘ to is A And, at last, they distinctly heard his q and sings Re th n her voles were free to do pleased, She 1 her | wo lke 5 w . = ia y du 4 t t ps / element in “Hide luring on Frank Lalor, who ts funny without being} tn 1 of old What a 4 v ny Box | vubgar es a dealer tques with a reputation as a satyr that ts a bit out} would . ny seeeattia tt 1 and K 1 " The attempts of thts poor, w man to resist thi E F ‘ 1 i as x | kisses of “the pink lady bring abomt the funniest s nin the piece, and} know t ‘ , c . 1 ' iv at Dawn rises to it Ike a true woman who has her strength and means t “ make the most of ft. wit & A DDT - t Another number that adds to the comte glory of Mr. Lalor !s “Donny Did 1 y o there nebarny ne Donny Diin't MPA Suany weeDe tue ir, Ana d t ( 3 forehead. | !! Pluaged: fram. t in the last doesn't sin #|° 44 x : aon gahtne though he had an operatic car defore him, but he plays very neatly the part] t J 1 c 7 y ; fake ryt Tei “ios pelt of the young man who 1s responsible for all the trouble that occurs. t fen Abe tase : : wv ahi J they | wild rush f ‘There are lots of pretty girls, among whom may be mentioned a sh!mmer-| ‘ 1 , ne 90! r be . Pt sa 1 ope >t The papers of t g blonde who 1s as rare as the pinkest lady in the land, the box suddenly ¢ to admit the | un k and r cee T 9) Were numbers w as startled siage manage ing looke feelings Whe that, by outward brs mi |The chandelier hai! crashed down uy 2 sa = —— What's the mat they. both asked, | 0 r nm ns. |, the count must ‘de very. ang ie ae the head of the wretched woman the? imazed at secing hero at such a! And this act also ¥ iw t : . st e eee had come to the Opera for the fi Where Everything is Used. (andants ea le , Ma : . ' 7 lite, the one whom M AMBURG carts some of its gar-)The tron ts sold at public auction and t seems there's a plot got up by Then everyboly sald: "OF course, tt te of hoalt | mente : rd he inbeer ctions! bage and house refuse into the | the slag 18 disposed of, The fine cinders | Christine Dane's Aaky ereeeine= tor Ba pation ia an he evening bind died on the s nd, the next morn- outlying districts, where the | EA O# tp i ag SBE ae rane hat ch @antiwl f 8 ® ela Riche est, de Rhakiha Litveetaalene an ete ment, S had arm ewspaper appeared. with this hi elda ere mate i tt 1 . w" 9 » ballad of Ley Ps that stuff (s plowed under the fields as fi {nto road founda-| ard. knitting bis brows, w" woul t aad of| the audacity to res ats ina’ma O HUNDRED KILOS ON THE tillzing material, The rest of {t 18 Me Jone’ it 4s also used tn vate But the in rose on the kirmesa | the “King 1 rushed to the! « rhimor his brother, © © ¢ nt exclemation of hofror| HEAD OF A "CONCTRRGE, cinerated, The product of the {neiner- | Another use is for filling material scene and Richard made sign to the! subscriber to warm Car Wou t détgn to hea att We v ‘They| That waw her sole epitaph! . Appp furnices goon Ky eR WR kagiist bregn Moors ond ceilings, age manager to B90 AWay. Wem the lotta The jaanagers Jett the box duy- And with one smile co Geer me” * * * moment, the terrible: thing happened fel. (hat (uey wevesmarting under the (TQ Be Continued) « * ‘ or) of ee ti RRDI RI a ERT ne tener en a cccanceesiana-en i :