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x an | nae uty OO an, ES OND When Women Wear ’E.m. iConfessions { The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, March 11, 19ff. oe | JOSEPH PULL 63 Park’ Row. 64 J. ANGUS SHAW, Pree. and Preuss JU ZR Juntor, Bee'y. | By Maurice Ketten. | Of a Mere Man Entered at the Post-Office at New York ns Second Class M \ Gubscription Rates fo The Evening For Engiend and the Continent and Transcribed —— i World tor the United States ( ANC Ae in the Internation: and Canada, One Yor tecoeeeees tal Un One Month: t One Year One Month 9.75 bats By Helen Rowland Copyright, 1011, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York World), 3.—Hearts, Breakable and Non-Breakable. AM « “Blighted Being.’ Cynthia has thrown me over! As [ sit here writing | 1am conscious of a guilty feeling that I should not have devoured two chops for breakfast nor have eaten my muffing with such a hearty relish, It wee in the pleture. But then, Cynthia, too, may perhaps have enjoyed her VOLUME NO. 18,099, TIME FOR PLAIN SPEAKING. ty call of the army to the ean border means nothing 1 van amid first hearty meal atm Il, since we both began to get vereiae has heer une Washington hat tired feeling” and commenced the tedious process of fi6. qesitive atateiy rpose has heen wreaking it off!’ AW ime! If we only could do these . 1 », ‘ tings by performing a quick surgical operation, It would ed in ite place. ‘The President has taken the 40 much more vie and effective than this method fidence only so far as to publish f putting love to death by slow, torture. Tavs far, my pathway has not been strewn’ with @ | a letter the manoenvres inean to menace wreckage of feminine hearts. Yet Lam one of that rare | £5 Mexico, and asking t the statements of the press mmodity, a BACHELOR, just turned thirty, with a fair This extraordina mncerning a matter of «o mu tailor, and all my vonmte, a tir, Moreover, there re several girls (most of them married since) who have sworn to love me for all eternity. WHY, then, do I never lave any of those thrilling experiences which seem to ve moment in iiself and so likely to be followed by portentous conse lly given rise to unc Ecers ROW ANS quences lias nat siness in this country and to ; always occurring to those conquering heroes and fatal fascinators who entertain some alarm abroad. us in the clubs and cafes with the stories of their cruel conquests, their narrow ! Three degrees of expectation are now held in the public mind. | escapes and their sad, bad pasts? Is tt because I lack their “fatal charm” oF 4 | Decause T have chanced to run up against a line of non-breakable hearts? ‘ One is that the army will be used solely to prevent aid being given Fifty years ago it was the women Who boasted of the lives they had wrecked; and it wax the men who posed as heart-broken. No matter how much effort tt required, a Ray dog of a chap went about wearing a mysterious air of great sor- long after he had forgotten the color of the fickle one's eyes and her middle nar ou don't know what we've lost, old chap, since we dropped that pose, It lent a fetlow a halo of charm, It was immensely flattering to the girl ad dealt the bi And at the same time it made all the OTHER women SO sympathetic. Oh, tt Was @ pose that paid! Relieve me, the self-confessed heart-breaker and home-wrecker who struts about wearing his scalps all the way round his belt makes a vast mistake. ‘The man who advertises himself as a girl-tamer is apt to find himself relegated to the cold end of the drawing-room; because any girl worth flirting with nowa- days resents the Insinuation that she is suscepttble. She doesn't care to be | classed as one of “a crowd.” She is not yearning to be pinned on and worn as a trophy, She fs something of a blue-ribbon winner herself. from the United States to the “insurrectos” in Mexico. Another } is that the President has reso! ' and that he will give Diaz assistance in sugpressing it. ‘The third 4 intimates that the' President wil 1 the insurrection must be suppressed | go so far as to maintain in Mexico i the so-called “Diaz dynasty”—that is to say, a government favorable to the big financial syndicates that control the mines, the oil and the ; railways of tie country. Neither of these reports has offi the more pro Vanthority. While the first is sle, the latter is not impossible. In fact the situation is such that starting with no object beyond that of preventing the} The tt of to-day carries his scalps ca y concealed b giving of aid to Mexican rebels, the Government may be led or driven | svalneoit, ae. the BeHHeGAn GIeHat dose NW: Wook, The wucsanatl SOUUSTE to send the army across the border to actively intervene in Mexican | does not flaunt her “mittens” in the face of the world. It is only in melodrama , fds : that the lead{ng Iady flings the ring Into her lover's face or the leading man ] polities. flings the weeping maiden from him Ike an old handkerchief, ‘These are days I This is the contingency that makes the situation critical. Tt is of painless dentistry, pain@ess divorce—and painless love, kgown that a powerful plutocraey, international in its seope, unseru- pulous in its methods and cunning in its intrigues, is back of the Diaz government. It is known that this plutecracy would gladly have its investments guaranteed hy the United States; that it would Indeed, # is the proper thing with both sexes to “let George do” the jiiting, if there is any to be done. Love is no longer a sex warfare, but a pretty Utte comedy into which both the leading lady and the leading man enter with the | full understanding that ft {s only a “play. And the thrill and excitement you extract from a flirtation depend entirely on your ability to fling yourself heart and soul into your role aiid to ring down rtain effectively when the play t H tre o | is over ' ike our troops to hold Mexico as Great Britain holds Egypt. | I Wal ieee H BY | \ | But in most affairs it is nip and tuck as to who shall make the other do Tn that knowledge there is good and grave cause for uneasine the “ringing down” and the “breaking off.” It is a veriiable case of “after The President should no longer be reticent, Tt is time plain you, my dear Alphons And in this the rl has al) the advantages. She can afford to do things apeaking. | which in her seem merely piquant but which tn a man would seem caddish. row | She can plan out some Ingenious deviltry which will force a chap to climb up lon his Qlgnity and stand there like Mare Antony defying the Rom And AN OPENED SEWER. once she makes you MAD—well, then it is YOU who have broken !t off. ' sa But if a man CAN manage to hold his temper and restrain his impatience, > ‘ can continue to be chivalrous and ct us and yet succeed in leading up ta ' N commenting upon the fact that Abraham Ruef, | | an effective climax and in making the lady ring down the curtain and put out the lights—well, there need be neither tears nor wedding bells in the last act. | Save a giri’s pri ike care of her vanity—and her heart will take care of Iteelf, For 1 have made this quaint discovery: the Twentieth Century feminine heart & NON-BREAK ABLE, nthia has written that “ all is over between us!” T think I shall call on- well, a mind wh toon t. I need—SYMPATHY! (Mier ail, Success In love consists In getting out of it gracefully.) The Week’s Wash. the San Francisco boss, has been at last sent to prison, the Sun said: “He ruled San Francisco despotically for years, owning city legislatures, executives and courts, and using them for the lining of his own pocket in the most open and barefaced way. ‘The source of his power remains obscure.” k | . is evident our contemporary has not read the record in the] f{ ME pr, Jarr’s an'Outcast from Home and Wife ‘The source of Ruef’s power was fully disclosed in the various F ‘als of the so-called “graft cases.” Never was a crooked stream So He Calls on the Fire Department for Aid. traced higher up; never a secret pool more completely exposed ) n \ | By Martin Green. t Back of the boss were the big interests of the city. Back further! copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, | thelr cuffs dirty, them fellers. I know |he wants your advice is that any reason everybody altke and insult everybody.” were the big interests of the State, and further back still were the Lise glirshnbiee ems" ‘ for you to ingult him by saying you] And, as tf to give him opportunity to | Copyright, 1911, by The Pres Publishing Co, (be New York World), big interests of the nation, ‘The stream that flowed a0 foul in San|_ BY Roy L. McCarde | oe en ee rane rene eee ee Gan asd cover, [Gok otal inna ehate heroin e167 OOKA tke someboty tried to) take Into consideration the feelings and Francisco had its source in Wall street, ‘The brothel-keepers of the | *®N] roubles," maid Gus, 1 got | 2K! customer comes to you and says’ am the boss of this piace, and 1 treat) sirill voice was hiewnl from the speak: i SE er eR eer ee atk | rma RB roe \RNCaaET le RUREREAITY \ Barbary Coast were in alliance with bankers that finance railroads ‘em plenty of my own ee a vara ware be eg AR Lata tL ae gay ome education, some pany matte roation, s © senti- aniing. He ie Jed by temptation. ns of mazuma pass him by vy, and all he has to do ts ta and snag a bunch—unless he's “Huh, that's al ulce Way to talk to me,” said Mr. | Jarre indigna and just t || 1 to dona twenty-five dolla “You big, xe ing, gabby afer, go somew! for your sup- rer, because I told you an hour age it Was ready for you to come up!" Gus's blue eyes blinked. | “You see,” he sald, “I ain't got no living Nowadays. While Elmer he is ont for ni _ The stream, in fact, was a continental sewer, its source a financial | cesspool. marked the bead) se polishes ‘continually surro “Slip somet over — cee UNDESIRABLE IMMIGRANTS. The Browe Brothers Hiram and Loerum 6 laundr “T infer that you} efus el Ne ease seeing about his citizen's papers and t Loe! a i (Ray Ara opt bad | ' spirators endeay=|N ave A square slot CRETARY NAGEL has decided that a saloon gue th. | By Irvin S. Cobb. fon Ad is an ae ored to. #a ne it ar He keeper convicted of keeping a disorderly house has | “If you 1 “Why can't you? [ thought you sald Governor ints an i i | Cony ‘The Prewe Pi ; fi a : ara bee tiaras! painaeked ng something for a right to return to this country after a trip| iwanivaive dolla ‘onyriaht, 1011, by ‘Phe Presa Publishing Co, (The New York World), | you were bon remarked Mr ra nde it your abroad, ‘The Secretary says: “He came here prop. BE Mtmmmeg, 220 OT CE 6g erly, and what he is we have permitted him to} become. All his offenses have been committed in| Jto help this country, and the authorities here ought to deal with him as he|t wit, 1 Jarr. “So Tam boss he said Loevum, “1 know all about it. I've read the] ain't boss tip mpluauely YANG: Auras Re lieet complete detalis. The rebels, who number all told less than two hundred,| speak up tha au Ont give. sO. ane aE have deen dispersed by the Government troops and are be-|{t, My vife's ea eID TE SF ZONA ing hunted down singly, with the exception of a well-oi come o M ized army of thirty would appear,” began Hiram, “that the war in Mexico”— ever mind that PARTINGROEM krowing fe wis loing They exsayed, according to said Gus, "and words Ts hube Vd cetter not do) mother she x m Hoboken and wien 1 say a word an-\f 4 nda hiees Aa hela: (he bloe Dew thousand of them who are marching! my Lena she would go right out of the deserve: aah victoriously across country with state after state rising to house and home with her mother.” bvornar in puting a finds that he difficulty in sleeping The decision will be hailed as an evidence of returning justice | “on, you think you would, do you follow their triumphant standard. “Why, Twas going to ask vou what T | jn beg hebete 1 © odors and noises he asses ihe licuintatne tase aniat due duet let. me Pr nt Diaz passed away peacefully at a quarter|should do,” said Mr, Jarr, “My wifets | Poe’ Hat as pol’ Ax for his poor family, and common sense in the terpretation of our immigration law, | A ae ule ings Owe past four o'clock yesterday afternoon, according to an au-| mother is at our house, from Brooklyn, | Pies conmive like mortified in the extreme, espes For some time » the tendency has been to construe the law in|as tie Ime, to start place to thentic despateh trom What Cheer, Towa, received T got out this morning but T don't en one PERS f papa has blown the cush on TRAC \RbAT OND) e malGBH of Nome, Alaska, but in the evening was able to attend a) Whether T should Ko back to-night" Time: War mien. cans politic auttomopiles races and such a way as to make it an instrument of petty despotism, It will Deacvanrt oan a garden in the best of health and spirits, ‘The funeral) “Ain't you ashamed of vo Said} tere cee atv ers WE & n » be regretied, of course, that the broader interpretation admits this }ier me tell you, E want t wi ta ¢ ‘o-morrow If the deceased can spare time to, Gus, veproahfully, "Maye you'd be UNE Average Delt sails Nees 1 The ot ‘ ” A i 3 i attend. ¢ eit wil oned } such time a eated all right ou treate anys the ¥ ewe ture is in the particular “undesirable citizen” inst: ad of some one me worthy, | E nike 2 : Andy it conv t to ae Pay ed wa ad LA hae : ik Lae sf et J t rn responde! hm pelatlvan. Ww Paci Rake but the evil of admitting him will be less than that of trying to shift} ies « 7 are gathering along the border, and if they emulate ex-| “Maybe YOU'D be tr ‘t ie work ay TREC ana the Judge. His very soul is racked, that was h the time of the re Pek: Ws ou treated YOU no! " pple, and particur by tonti nd despaty ven only him upon some other community, Fair dealing always justifies itsel La ARES va ing Heeenivpea ype ite Faget His Reereh Se/entn: they'll sega by wath: | had aie bee i te ‘ of New York, have Mviopr ceria ee pens Laue Hie in the long run and has to 1th longed for a few weeks there's hardly a} “You can't treat her all right, rn for successful polit-! judge gives him a year at entering fg- Nn 1 You pden: owever humble, that won't have its com- *, wiping s brow. “I have tried 1 y ures in the books at Sing Bing. told war ~mountedsaddie or ag; a few altar decorations ievery way’ ; “On the other hand, the truck driver sien ' 4 ar sombreros, Gen, Nelaon A, Miles has checked| ‘There was a shrill whistle from the | Who steale-a $85 package of goode Id: s aS td es in form out of the Night and Day Bi and has sent to the United #peaking tube and the volee was heard varse and rugged man, His brain i@ yround “ f his summer weigh paulets, Mexico will begin (o look like a/ to Say dime ry The diew bounces y x what never did A gold standard when A. gets there. Teddy Roosevelt will Are vou coming up for your supper om his feelings lke a rubber ball i a reach front in time to take charge of the war, and Destiny wil {or ain’ iu from a brick wall, His wife and chil- fi A fl n't going to get | then siip ‘ Kk seat and keep quiet, Rhineland Waldo is getting T thought T wasn't to have tt," said dren don't care anything about him— ~ Reh a ie anlira RAW Sarkettlna Ganacknen ia back, | aiaauifi@ invan (ablant Tai hi hot even enough to moan on the Judge's hu (chee anil vm : | anni | When he ¢ pressure on the enemy it'll all be over except the|t! ner, he fe out, and leant ioal magicians, ‘Cac public demands | doorstep and write sobby letters to the 1 rom rea : i rue Economy. nonta riot fears nov the singing bullet, but he Just naturally looms 1p til he comes back.” sat a confidence game oe executed in| jurors, So the Court sends him up for Tine Mot ay & word and turned <irenng th | “You take my advice,” aakt Mr, Jarra orkmaniike manner. Honeheaded five years to make chaira or horse cole Ilares or shoes, Oh, L know all about that half-portion war, and even tf T didn't the tow tone, "As soon as Eimer Bently with the in nr? an tell Ta Ww the army can make three moves and be in the king row eit munmer, ag a : ‘ " ‘ ating, Uke the onward march of the harem skirt. bo pihome and Agtt all Tete te ine The One Requisite. , Ke Y ar Mn Now, t «subject that's dear to my heart, Until the hobble aiirt car ! un ‘lon rat tat af hia | SRARAAARANANAmmnmnnmnenna ' 4 7 f nl neve ew there Were that man vs ankles in the world, and now conditions are different at my organization eal ¢ of his ee 1 1 W nissan wthare ware anh BOK Aalae in che world. and sow the ; on et sehr iors lacked |§ GJ SBE it reported,” said the head \ 009 8 Pree Transplanting 1 nook America RS tree nce are alt everyholy's ne he areper Paes yee Medes Gayoan : al h knees tn ea : ; : ‘ ae thinking of appointing a Broo} 1 i Ww don states th. vine ‘ house,” said Say," he cried as if) eclat wa pointing a Brook nillen), sink f : sian : ; ¢ workhouse ading an atiack on the Home Minister,” said Hiram on up and take dinner with me. somee ght jaye travelled New | “What do we care,” asked the launs r . Ww at just too saything!” said Loerum enthusiastically, “But | pond. lake Olnnar With (oe. Ron "i : ie ih sg TPE . times when there ts company 1 don't| York and Albany on a Rive Pete at the disturber ma © been a militant member of the sterner sex ais. [tues when there ts com Hente a jie eine madue Tadiler of ‘The Krenihg World guiked in the habilinen » he in order to divert suspicion,” rey nen rene “A Seale employed « a thre . re Hiram hes make it quite plain that it was a [Ene Ane when vou wo tas i Tam omy arly ' MW N rected ane B hat it Was al” At this point Elmer, the bartende § 10 Make a Sucke \ few complaints to ma. egard ieee tite What was the humble husbandman's name?” ingulred Toerurn: Rafforty, the bulider, and a fireman off a \ ne way some of the t police dis | ry The F : 1 didn’t say was @ humble husbandman,” began Hiram, Anite caine an. tomather . and tn your way when are t kage . ; eae a ye tlon, Gus," said Mr, Jarr, “Ratterty | sina a chines an it he waa glued tot ey ely Hot [ram was already reading the account of the Indian down tn Arizona | w va Alanay meth re i vali the head polisher, | . s He al W ted to the tail of a wild horse, WA! texe dinner wish. ye were66 e nner dryman, “who 1s appointed Police pot he is s#tanding e sould! that pe are to £ who was found tled to the tat going to my house, weren't you" he 1 suppose If they Bet ANY | Commigsioner 80 long ash know you cannot always make #uch aed puaeiiae ki It is believed that his people were punishing hint for rome tribal offense,” |gaked the fireman | ankers on the strength of|/Conmasioner eo one ae he knows short turn as he expect Recent! ay aren t lhe added On this basis a flag of truce waved in, the Carnegie ‘Trust weup the Court da ag a the traffic rules have been anged g them a e 1 af h, I don't know,” said Loerum, “!t sounds more to me like they were in-' both households, the fireman Ing al will give them short sentences nuse one aquare. Having business that way| some few unruly perso ee ‘ating him into the Elks young man who called occasionally on| of the agony of mind they will have THE ACID TEST. one morning and not knowing the new | ¢ Americans. In America, aa $ “Don't you find this craze for “Gov. Dix." began Hiram, ‘has deen influenced to change his mind again re-| Gertrude, the Jarr’s light running do- endured provious to the trial and dure} ‘"Phrifty, ts she" rules and regulations, of course T| al ries, there are Well benaved | elimness you a lot of cash?” | garding the Carnegie Trust investigation and now'—~ meatic. | ing the same.” Thrifty? I won't go into a long made @ mistake and went the wrong| ana Pee ba es “How "Do you know,” said Loerum, “that the more I study the character of our! Mrs, Jarr and her mother could treat) ‘Certainly,’ said the laundryman, | discourse, IT merely ceil you that she way. The officer doing duty on the! 1 ther “You have 80 much less room icft! Governor the more convinced I am that hts parents made a mistake when they|Mr, Jarr's frir Ny, perione, but “The fe the twentieth century, We go banks mone, ‘» De> mber,"'= corner pus vp iis goud for me t Dy YANKEE, | for wearing Jewelry.” christened hin John A, That man's first name should have been Appan,’* not Gertrude’s, beneath the surface nowaday We ton Herald ' ny Pos ; - yl ee " rane a \ ot 4 : ‘ te ~ a Nogttsd igh, ‘ ~# ’ sia N Pine itameain ~_ " :