The evening world. Newspaper, March 9, 1911, Page 19

The Evening World Daily Magazine F Thursday, Sayings of © %& & %& Mrs. Solomon Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundredth Wite (Dont WanT To cause MoTner! on. MOTHER! You NO AMKIETY, MRS FIELD, CHESTER WAS SEEN Sauune iH TRE PARK WITR Censtuted By Helen Rowland , tre | A LgeE woman! Comte \ PARK wiTa A BLONDE, ) AT ONCE ~ aut} Copyright, 1911, ty The Pres Publishing Co (The New York World) . NCLINE thine ear, 0, my Daughter! For thte te the | 7 SONG of the BRIDE, which containeth atl the law Girinhy and the “profite" of Matrimony, | I thank thee, 0, my Beloved; for thow hast chosen | me out of the multitude of women that were AFTER thee. Thou hast deltvered me from old-matdenhood and ted me into the Bouse | of Bondage. Thy BRAND is upon me! Iam thy CHATTEL, Thy wishes shall be my wishes, thy tastes my tastes and thy politics my | politics. I shat have no PERSONAL OPINIONS before thine and no other thought before THER, Only my TOOTH BRUSH shail remain as a memento of mine. individuality. For lo, | have said in my heart, “Couldst thou love this man in a ready- made suit AND a polka-dot tie? Couldst thou love him 4f he lost his front hair? Couldst thou love him WITHOUT a coliar?” And my heart hath answered: | “Yea, verily! For 1 am the apple of his eye, and he (8 the eource of mine income; therefore are we truly MATED.” “Goon! iTS Then, whatsocver thow doest, my Beloved, it ehall be right in my sight; : MOTHER | and whatsoever thou wearest thou shalt svem beautiful in mine eyes. we oA 5H Even in thy FISHING clothes shall 1 adore thea, and {7 thou but con- | : cedest to change thy collar and carry ONE glove when we go forth in PUB- LIC thou shalt appear sufficiently dressy unto MB. I shall take great care for thy DIGESTION, and thy devotion will take care for itself. I shall NOT practise my cooking upon thee. | T shall believe whatsoever thou tellest me, even when I KNOW {t to de| false. 1 shall listen unto thy fairy tales with respect. I shall DELIGHT in thine imagination and the works thereof. I shail endeavor to LIKE thee. For love passeth as the whirlwind, Lt friendship is a rock which endureth forever. I shall NOT laugh at thee, for lam SANE. | When thou hookest my frocks CROOKED I shall not murmur, but enait | urge thee on with my cheers and praises. I shall NOT hear thy ewearings. I shall remember thy pipe, thy razor, and thy morning newepaper to keep them holy. Thy Desk shall be sacred from mine hands. hook in the closet. I shall be a MOTHER unto thee; yet shall I permit thee to treat me asa babe, that thou mayest rest under thy favorite delusion. Whosoever speak- | eth against thee I shall rend her with my flnger naits and my sarcesm. I shali Warn to be happy WITHOUT thee in order that I may be happy WITH thee when thou chancest to be at home. For matrimony meaneth seeing a man in the mornings INSTEAD of in the evenings. Thou shait go thy ways untroubled, for I shall not be thy jailer but thy jollier. Verily, verily, I shall be ALL things unto thee, even a wife, an angel, a kitten, a covk, @ chum and a siren. Yea, I shall be thy WHOLE HAREM! Selah. On€ of on tal Thou shalt have ONE onsets sea oe - . DO IT MYSELF 1 TELL You! YOURE ALWAYS MAKING MISTAKES oR FOREN TING SOME THING-— GO DOWN ‘To THE STATION AND MAKE SURE ABOUT OUR BERTHS! THIS (WILL BE DONE RIGHT FOR “ Royal Children and How They Are Brought Up By Henry W. Fischer ALL, by The Covsrigist, No. I- ING G Press Publisting Oo, (The New York World), | Ti.e Roya! Children of England. | E has the largest been known to engage tn on some rew “tagzing”;| senior doin tips or VIL, ag Prince Melally | Becu the remote pos ibility that, | “Albert u * Edward first @ 5 she may be called upon to| ng of no wned $6 ¢ Meaventeen nex iad’ Avan THAT'S WHAT 1 CALL A GOOD K than baptismal names. The of the ower he sp titles number a full Priv own ri, but while ‘* ghildhood" sur Honaire offspr JOB! EVERY STITCH WE own PACKED IN HALF AN HouR! —- EVERY SOLITARY THING IN THE PLACE! Qu Some ‘clo CAN 12? THING'S » {8 quite as rich in his mil- | gh of two n spouting tech- worlds, the e Edde ni lanations of every movement of | and his four bro’ or fe as | frugal, or es to be @ perfect horse- mid g forever youngsters One si!!! ts their w most Pinglish Dut to ride at >» make a gvod | Uke y wears neat clothes is 21x of each kind of admit ef daily Nest: ROYAL IRS IN | ERR 9 | Hedgeville Editor yur pocket RS. DERKS says she don't mind gs ! nh Mineving a phonograph for a com. sa A 7 putition, but her husband has got to dis- ‘ef: ; grapner, : ae ear, | and rea ady oO bee ta , e@ to be noth This would make a rich pin that # v 8010 1 HB home talant play last Tuesday | & A #30 in the! Yankee ' nce proved that it is never too late for} ¥* vod under @ bh wn and can be had at $3 a, _ Tie B Jack (John ted ea > —- cro 16 as a art : or eating tone ” Bull |" Waist patterns etampet on French chantecter {n ¢ ike re-with his fingers am | Chances From a Bullet. crope are polling at $1. The completed upon a base, tke Sial-eaponre his F PRINCE , 7 BOYS,|GMOKE MYERS, the gambler, eave’ yr nag deen estimated that in the Atepiayed {4 decidedly pretty with protrude THE PRINCE A BOY AMONG BOYS that he got oured of bluffing when | WrAGceRiMlAnT Wan ihe Carwane ; A chy genre Mose alh gt my oe Denoroe Hae) ee Te) Yorke) 2 red 20,000,00 bullets, which Killed or| bod!-e a com ' ' ho 1a now enrotie!, and on board sh ‘and Wet half his ite. |e, Grad RG 0e Suilehh mob ID Leaf gant aeSBs Shae Lichegeeor _ Jone bel! out of 14 that were firod Bante sarkian rest and aub-|CZBORGE HEDGWIG. cams man, Assuming only one ma A strong feature of the new hats marry one of the Hedgovillo girls, of eoven hit was killed, only ono bullet but he failed to misrepresent himaelf, | in 858 proved fatal. the brim with an upward r | dency somewhere, whether It mitting to the mame rules and reg’ tions, Tho Pringe of Wales has even table. They se WHY You 5€& , DEARIE, Laci GO WALKING WITH eee as Just a Glimpse Into the New York Shops Copyright, 1911, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The Now York World), (Was Te "BLONDE ° Ho SENT FoR MOTHER TS | KE ME AVAY—— |, \ / ee TAKE ooo | ) pRoTe t! \ oust PUT p] AND AD F THOSE HAREM SHIRTS, SO 1 BLONDE WIG, TO Look Yound me Quite A LARK. RE You CAN SEND THE OTHER FEL LOW BACK FoR THIS ONE ren ll Go OUT AND BUY ME. THES — I CAN'T Go THIS WAY, ‘ How 01D | KNOW THose. Ny ON THE BED WERE FOR ME ? YOU OUGHT Tc STAY HOME AND ATTEND To YouR BUSINESS INSTEAD OF RUN NING OUT AND, LEAVING ME ALL THE 00! Odd Little P cts. NTWPRE he W + Ain 1 a Bu ¢ ° ¥ oret ‘ s I ar t ° | Mra. Anno McEI of rand 1 at % cents, [Bow president of both, - ae . March ve WANTED to WEAR.) — one of the sto 1911.. POHANG DOMAVIAOODISTOTODNDHDSHHED The Phantom Of the Opera @HTO) 3 @ 8 By Gaston Leroux 3 § The Most Daring “Sensation Nov” AF OPO DEE is vielen } (Coprmett, 1913, s% the Dotbe Meretil ¢ that he en thing about ty or SYNOPSIS OF PRECED Dugg «aula verte tho «tre mye hiave you ever meen him—have you ed ever hav- * ww work for me ane 1 Richard pad no CHAPTER IV. aisienilon 10 the thapestor and tecuamed who had entered t! (Continued) a Box Five. t Te whole day was spent discussing, neo ing or cancelling and the two overworked ine pector thor oh, $0 r, when M che enan to the floor with « wnere you arel* ha for the box-keeper agers. went to bed earty,'to the Rue de Provence, clowe to the without so much as oastn » # she Was engaged as @ | stance at Box Five to see whether M. | Porteress, soon made her appear- ance Dedtenne and M. Poligny were enjov- | "Me tng the performance. Next morning the managers recetved a card of thanks from t ‘Dear Mr, Manager jing evening. Danae exquisite. want waking up, Carlotta a commonplace instrument. v you soon for the 240,000 francs or 2 424 fr. 70 ¢, to be correct. MM bienne and Poligny have sent me the | 6,576 fr. 90 c. representing the first ten | {ny | days of my allowance for the current] Giry . M. Richard looked at Mame her worn Mame Giry, even “Itttle M or even Uttle * But Mame year, ir privileges finished on the) ¢ s pride was so great that the cele evening of the tenth Inst. brated box-keeper imagined that every- “Kind regards. OG" | Ww her ea " ge | ver heard of her! the manager On other hand, there was a let- Se et coats Ho Pamben: ate | ter from MM, ebienns and Polign ny T shouin't Gan oun EE “Gentlemen: We h obliged | for your kind thought of us, but ygu will easily and that the pr " | base of again heart at,’ pleasant) °T though {t 1s to ex-managers of the | Opera, cannot make us forget that wa! have no rimht to occupy Box Fiv grand ther, which is the exclusive | are m ! last night to make you and inspector call in @ muntelpal under wanting to eee you, er, you about tt, #0 thet you ve the same unpleasantness nne was juat on jmat deen spoken to | itke that. She rose as though te go, | gathering up the folds of her skirt end beginning to) waving the feathers of her dingy bon iP ial Richard, | net with nity, but, changing her 1, she sat down again and eal, ip a at ighty volce: nd 1 paragraph, ening Den Fiverrae morning MM. Riechar “rl tell you what happened, The on reaching thelr office} was annoyed againt” found an Inspector's report relating toy ‘eupon, es M. Kichard was on the an Incident that had happened the) joins of bursting out, M. Monchermin night before In Hox Five. To give the) srrored and conducted the tmter- ensential part of the report: | rogntory whence it appeared that | “1 was obliged to call tn a muntetpal ‘ {Pel Mame Giry thought it quite natura: ruard twice this atl Tha ts | that @ votce should be heard to eay that Five on the grand tler, once i tne the © Ox was taken, when there was a0 aan od rc ceunacth who arrived DOdY in the box. She was unable to boned asia Tile BREUGED sapien this phenomenon, which was Jaw the curtain rowe je wecond acts ore ¥ to hem except by the Interven. ated m remular scandal by thelr Iauehter f the ghost. Nobody could see the nd Oe arate box, but everybody could role house was begin- 3 hing to protest, when the boxkeeper ind said what I thought necessary 1 _atso M. Isidore Sasck, who The people did not seem to me to be in had aad a leg broken by the ghost! their right mind and . {f Monecharmin, —tnter- ay “Md th 6 ghost break poor the box in tT lef pened her eyes with am the laughing again, with fresh proterta ter trnorance. How- from the house. [returned with amu. consented to eniighten those | nictpal guard, who turned them out ¢ The thing had tap- hey protested, sti) laugiing, saying nne and M. Poligny’s they would not go unless they had so in Rox F¥ve and also during Thale Wine faked Mame Gtry cleared Ser throat—tt sounded a9 thou @he were preparing to eing the whole of Gounod’s esore—and be- ‘It wan Ike th Send for the Insp sald Rich- ard to! his nad already Manera and ty ad the r marked {t with the Rue Mogador, lie pen front box, with thelr great friend, M. Twdore Shack, sitting behind Mame. Mantona, Mephisbphetes wee staging” M. Remy, the secretary, hat foreacen the order and called the inspector at ones. Mame Gtry here burst into song @er- “Tell us what happened,” said Rioh- self -" ‘Catarina, while you play at ard bluntly ping,’ and then M. Mantera ‘or bewan to aplutter and @ volce tn his right ear Chie on his left) saying, ‘He, het not playing at sleeping! wer Julie's wore thome people asved Moneharmin. pened to be called J So M. Mentera, have been’ dining, als, [eorna ¢ right to mee who was talle- ret 4 to lark about Ing to him Hike that. Nobody ¢heret Bie , ey robe bit car and asks himgelt if he's a Mephleterheles went on ing \ with + * But, perkeps t Ir gentlemen ?* as t |. gentlemen,” with a smirk. “Well, then, Mephiatovheles with his terenade"— Mame Durst Into song again" @eint, n could yelp smiting | t ° tale noly and agcord dhe ae it Mt to a tal bending lowly, of a ton-k And then M, Mantera t ein his right ear, t time, ‘Ha, Ra! Julle agin tnd ding @ kies to 1 turns round again, ' to the left: and what ? Teldore, who had : tv's hand and was covering through the Ilttle round ssing the bit of had a lvely Bang! M nd strong, Nke yiows to all and was a en his e min, a Mttle L th 1 made ao Ittle sir,” replied M . a fo broke tt for le " 1 tt will be a t an M ‘ gentleman will be * >a what he sald el t ear?” asked M, which he * era himaelt, ve spoken to the ghost, e the manag 1 1 king to you now, my 4 “ynsake to you, y me to bring him a (To Bo Goatinued) ‘ ‘ ~~ Mn 8 op