The evening world. Newspaper, March 3, 1911, Page 20

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, March 3, 1911. ati LIE & Ahh. ws esc gia When Wifey Wears ’E.m. (The Jarr Family | , FH, By Maurice “etten. | ? Published Daily Except Sunday by the Presa Pi Park Row, Ne 3. ANGUS SHAW, Pros, and Tres 6) Park’ Kow id i rT Willie Jare Has Hts First Expertences © Subscription Hartston the Evenine, For Rngiaat and the Continent end | 208% | * — Inthe Changeableness of Lovely Woman oY Wanid te ses, Latted States ; oat Countries Jay {he International Oren errr ; and Canada | ss Postal Unton ‘. a | Copyright, 111, Wy The Press Dublibing Co, (The New York World), One Manth 69.501 One Menu Hed | , [ suSPLyBeRs on | By Roy L. McCardell “ney Slavinwky did that, Te anid it VOLUME Shiver ceveeeere eee seeeeeee ee NOS TROMT, “BRING | FORME, SONNY | yr Wore Wal IE MALT THOME HhOn In teoetion on Ce eee (etter ne — a - : PAPA'S TRO PAPA io LATE O she loves she naggeth, “And your little olster, always ao woll _ SONNY nee) fi THIS MORNING Mrs. Jarr loved her husband |pehaved, She's over at tho party watt- WHERE THE ISSUE LIES. | 8 Great anne and she nagged| ing for you, Gertrude, you go right to j ge A Hh in, She loved | that telephone and call up the Bangles EPORTS from Albany are that the supporters of fF ehfidren and and say Wille has been naughty and wu hageed them. | won't be permitted to go to the party, The procees of at-| pay I guess not!" f tiring the J. Yes'm," said the faithful Gertrude, \ ehan e weary of him: that continue to Morphy; that st could he promptly if he withdrew 1 p shoe laces, » here and don't you whrele! led Mrs. Jar, Tifting the boy up tn plalats of the fond | ter jap. “I'm golme to undress you and For tt i} put you right to bed! hildven look | Master Jarr began to ery. yest that | “Crying will do you no good!" snapped ers worry (iem the most, Mre. Jarr, "You dirty Uttle boy! And Mr, Jarr was at the daily bread win- rirude froning your shirt watet wma Jarr was visiting at {so nicely.” angle ¢ “1 don't love hint at all any moma, I'll never tron anything again for tim, n an entertainment | I'm mad at him!” sald Gertrude, pulling Pare 7 &: bome and a Juvenile feast for thelr joff his wet stockings. { GET Papa's, little friends to celebrate the recovery | "Get me a wash rag, Gertrude, end \ setifed in short. aso ep us it: “It is all and wo with the adm From such statements we get a measure of the political attitude of the men that are holding the deadlock against every effort to br Rov tL MtcARDELL it; that are dis pohiting the hopes of the great host of genuine » ticket last fall to rebuke just such boss controlled polities in the Repub- | lican parity. The is It is not up to Murphy, nor to Tammany, nor to the big interests, The people did not vote for Sheehan. ‘They did not elect Murphy to select a Senator, But the did vote for Gov, Dix and for members of the Legislature. The elec tion of » Senator is up to them. ‘That is where the law puts it. That is whore the people will hold it at the next election, +2 GARAGE REGULATIONS. - UT of 236 para in the boroughs of Manhattan ! ‘and the Bronx sclected at random for investiga- | tion by the inspectors of the Fire Department only thirty-three were found to comply with the re- quirements of the law. In the other no fewer than 786 distinet violations of the rules were noted. Tn some instances the proprietors of the garages had not even taken the trouble to get a lice Democrats and i the Demoerat dependent vot ue is not “up to Sheehan lof Master and Miss Rangle from the |see if you can find me a whip,” eal COAT AND HAT bh aster and Mii ’ n , fa) " y osgeqte infantile disorder mentioned.) | Mra. Jars. SONNY V | roses) an rn it ‘ | Lik elders of her sex, little ‘Deed I will,” said Gertrude, and she PAPA MUSTN'T Jarr, as goon as she heard of the party, |went off and returned ehortly with « LOSE A SECOND must be dressed and permitted to go far} wash rag and a towel and the comb jearlier in the day than the hour set for and brush and Mast Willie's next best the affair; and there, under pretense of | hes. giving @ helping hand, be a nuisance to What did you bring those clothes everybody. for, Gertrude?” asked Mrs, Jase Master Jarr, being of masculine mind, | sharply. “He's going to get whipped had deen coerced into ints fine attire, In} and go righ (Shake) "You which he had gone out to the street | bad little bo: “Ruining your nt played tag with young Isado: | clothe vinsky, who was not invited to the par- | Her while Master Jarr sniffed ty. Mrs. Jarr had beheld her beamish | broker Mrs. Jarr washed him face, mud bespattered and wet to his | and jerked the mud- knees from the melted snow and muck clothes off him, [that Hes all winter in the Harlem side | mustn't take hie part any more, streets. | de,’ said Mrs. Jarr. “I told you Gertru the servant girl, had been! not to dress him so y and let him sent down to hale him tack into the| out in the s you see, he house, Here he now stood and the {n- isn't goln¢ to party. quisition began. may be notel that. It was Mrs. Jarr who had dresse@ what follows occurs in all famiHes under | iim and 1} 8 Unfortunately there is nothing in this report either surprising or him out on the street, But | ' the saine clrcumstan |Gertrude remarked that not only would extraordinary. The civilization of our time has become so complex Goop BYE . Wt aren Bod a Pert e Rt sane Look at " eeu d boy!" (Shake), | she never dress him again, but that she and the standards of safety and sanitation set so high that only by Vj 7 TELL MAMA 1 HAVEN r( bad PA y) M | t Be ir aera ote vie ask theta sod an incessant vigilance on the past of the officers of the law can any Z Time To EAT ight to de whipped and sent to bed, mum, that's what!" sald the Abigail simulated sterness, t Iam going to do with him, too!” cried Mrs, Jarr in vexed tones. “And he shan't go to the moving | pictures, never again! Look at his "There now!" eald Mrs. J. | shoes!" you dare play tn the mud aga Master Jarr cast hts eves down at hig} Then she kissed him and Gertrude | shoes tn sulky silence. They were mud | kissed him and gave him a nickel and | to above the stocking line, [he went off to the party in good time, “And all the scarlet fever going i while the two fon’ hearts looked after | about!" said Gertrude, “that's boys catch the scarlet feve: bias ind | patreeausate The Day’s Good Stories H “Ani look at his tie, hts new silk tle!" Not Very Accurate. catl you a Welsuman by extraction,”"—Lowdot Mrs. med Mrs. Jarr. “*Deed he ts!" said the loyal Ger It was in a hard wet knot, BNATOR ROOT, at Depew’ a. ae well dinner in’ hi Ww Spite of It trude. in, or doughnuts ar r ada municipality maintain them. BREAKFAST o Enterprise and invention are progressing much more rapidly ————— a than the mental and moral faculties required to make a right use of them. By the time we learn how to properly manage the garage for the automobile we shall have trouble with the hangars for aero- planes, But careful supervision is a swift educator. A few penalties promptly enforced will teach much to those that need teaching, FLUCKY PASSENGERS. *: ROM all New York commendation is due to the passengera on the Dyckman street subway train that refused to get out and change cars when ordered to do so by the guards. Moreover, be- tween them and all the patrons of the subway congratulations are in order, for the victory they \ won in the contest will redound to the benefit of all. Tt is a common criticism by foreigners visiting (his country that elped Mrs. Jact array hie lothes and handed him @ tle and put on his school shoes, i Well curote {nformat + honuseke than bn sed t a fa ot the American people are more submissive to corporations and to . nf a rather of peel por anes’ ‘ course George Washington was the father of our country, Of course) deceit.” Therefore sf we tell a thing with falsity in the heart and INTENTION | lay Satisiury bat a Rowe re | x yh eoute municipal mismanagement and petty tyranny than are any people in O he had much to do with the creation of OUR INDEF CE, and of | to deceive at the root of it all—THERE ts the lie. Pepe ony apg tee ee mine ol Jim, now Western Europe. Partly from good nature, partly from hurry and course his name will NEVER be forgotten. Yet the thing that brings Just where to draw the line would form an endless chain of ethics, But) carmerine de’ Medici and say t ye i T FPR 8 ruses DANY ry and him before us more polgnantly than any other and has| there 1s one reasonable theory, At least {f the intention and thought is io dovely ining ts a Clon ; shite partly from an indifference to the public welfare we tolerate many deen the ceaseless example is the small boy in the cherry|GOOD beyond the shadow of @ DOUBT, surely the commonly termed lie has | ii" te path eae en inconveniences and many discomforts that we ought to resent. e tree opleode. lost ita sting. For the man or woman does not exist who t# not some time or | — | and { ri ay cae . 8 ne) Th It Is @ fact that FRUIT seemingly has played @ promi-| other called upon to BVADE the truth. It 4s nature. His Title Clear. es ! " result is we get a far worse service than we pay for. nent part In the history of the world’s fathers from Adam| ‘The le that ts told with malice aforethought and to WOUND eventually) 2 ae cic tuncme in bneiond vf ahATity: WORKE In this case when the order was given to change cara many down to the present day politician in hot pursuit of a| reaps ita reeult. ‘The history of the ages chronicle the arrival of Nemesis on peas his ae Laed Ghaneal A Charity Worker. “plum.” And each seems to bear {ts particular vintage, | echedule time, who dige up the crughed truth to rise again, in. the nistry, A. friend te ENIAWIN ©. MARSH sam i passengers started to comply without a thought, but when others | Some withstand the test of time more than others, We have PROFITED, We are beginning to live in an era of truth. The Tagolerevet| 2 if e ' made the fight they supported it. That shows what a good example However, the slogan that “George Washington never| majority dare not nor do they wish to fool any of the people any of the time. ‘ol arty . 4 n ' i told @ lie" will live forever and a day, This hatchet will |No longer does the advertiser MISREPRESENT, He must tell the truth or be can do, It will be worth remembering another time. My oT H not be burled, In this case George DID DO IT and ad- | swallowed up. There ts little gain as the end of lying in this present “show me" pi parsed Bt derf ; eee a ted a ia | mitted it, Also It proves the EXCEPTION to the rule that | attitude, > i tee, Prin | he did not suffer for it—tn fact, he was made FAMOUS| — The world {s full of folk who Itve, act and have their being in an atmosphere 1 the ‘ th AN OVERZEALOUS CENSOR Petar as @ result, T venture to say even more than any of his|of truth. And it is not only those gifted with book knowledge or college y , ml . oe 100 other and more important deeds, cation who WOULD NOT STOOP to lie. Yes, you will find them on the e the Judy : ae : But that there are men—and women too, mark you—Iving RIGHT IN OUR] side, the west sife, and in fact EVERYWHERE, And, too, the much-talked-of | — sical j BECAUSE a nineteen-year-old factory girl wrote | MIDST who would not spoon to give the lie to an action of theirs goos without | faculty for “lying like’a gentleman” 1s not confined to any one strata In nn Py at is describ “ * ap? @aying. Contrary to the cynic belief that the world is false and fick'e we have| the scheme. what is described as “an improper letter” to a man people every day who suffer keenly in defense of the truth and what ‘TH There are people who RISE to the occasion (or fall, {f you Ike) of savi with whom she was angry, Mr. Anthony Com-| KNOW to be just-—who have no world-famed rewards loom & up in the] soul in the telling of a so-called Me, Kipling muts it something like this stock had he sate The sak tthe fa | horizon, but who do their duty quite AS A MATTER OF COURSE “If she hath spoken a word, remember thy lips are sealed; \9 stock had her arrested. W hen investigated the of May.caninolmore:tell the lie than they oan do harmitoithemesives, whyell And the Brand of the Dog ie upon Ain oy thom te the aectet reveaied, | hRIN fense was found to be so trivial the Distriet-Attor- | Because they know they will suffer asa result Perhaps not from any conse-| If she hath written a letter, delay not an instant but burn it; ires hey suggested that the girl be released upon her | “ce of the ite \twelf, but only WITHIN THHMSPLV BS Tear it to pieces, oh, fool, that the wind to its mate may return it, 5 own recognizance. To thie Mr. C mi i riage ‘@ may amile and scoff at the “still small voice," but you may he quite If there be trouble her-ward, and a lie of the blackest can clear; ance, o this Mr Comstock objected, He insisted, for-| sure it ts there JUST the san Thik thing we call conselence and often try Lie while thy lips can move or a man is alive to hear.” r tunately in vain, that the girl he locked up and held for trial. teen 8 the background 1s 1n reality “on the Job" and the SAFEGUARD of It has been demonstrated time without number that this saving of a woman's | Le Nani ‘ . name has often, VERY often, given her ANOTHER chance ani made her better _ Whe n arrests on such insufficient grounds are made by an| It {e the monitor that makes the “Yes and "No" of every question of the|than before. And don't he think that even George—George Bolland sschis ordinary policeman the petty tyranny does not pass without rebuke, cad NER pate and sane seod that grows the RIGHT THINKING | would do tt, too? yi peered, : j man and wo "Tis harmful to Me, but, oh, su e angel chronicles ke that ua Sometimes, indecd, the officer gets more reproof and blame than he| What is @ le? ‘The dictionary says, “A ie is a false r presentation— | she offers up a pr Tareintn eee a fe pee, ce ye Ure ye shi desery ut what is to be done when an official clothed with such | sonal ona saad aa ——— | til a ( as that of ‘ome’ 808 ¢ ‘st a girl so y y | is ~) ific show authority as that of Mr. Comstock uses it to arrest a girl so young) His Lenten Sacrifice, From All Over the World | Dearest. uh vie for an offense so slight and with go little of evil intent? *| By Cora M. W. Greenleaf, | There are many objections to all sorts of censorships of morals OM Tapenene advertisements quotes | es t0\ posers @. good cemery tor ean ers CO OOHEE! | a 4 i mt in the new review, Japan et Hel- | names as well as keen eyesight. ASK thee not for costly gifts, \ and manners in a free country, but the chief objection in nearly ¢ glque, possess a wealth of Imagery — I Nor vows of love sincerest; instance is the conduct of the censor : unknown to the Western advertiser, A] Those of us who can think of Rag- For vows all break when love's i itabita | Tokio draper announces that “Our goods} ad only as the magnificent otty of | adrift, —_ ——— — | | t to customers’ houses with the | !aroun-al-Raschid can hardly be ex-| But when you call me “Dearest” enn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncth fa shot from a rifle.” A grocer | Dected to welcome the new interna-|I rest content, nor wish for more; tke Ka Sir o be “more bitter | onal railway acheme, Let Bagdad re- | It brings me joy unfailing— Letters From the People } pie Be Seta Se He IRAEE HAN cists Craven) MiMSeRMRlbla: eaeRat (El REE TOT OR Ge Rance’ cinbe t@ share a pes mothors-in-law."" And a larg ms, But should the worst happen) And has no thought of sailing. | AARON NOLL OOO PRP ROOADL o posier { Why t? Bagdad and the tomb of Zobelde be- 3 A Whiten Geleveanse Wil the sparrows in) New York | ‘not visit our shops? We can satisfy °oMe@ the shrine of British tourists the Of all sweet words of pen or tongue r va v iS avan’ in tha Satenl vacvare | every possible want of yours. Every one | Old elty will have to undergo a few! ‘That speak of love t Y . Are) weathi I have never seen them do so | of our assistants {9 as complaisant and "epatrs, For it 4s safe from neither, To rich and poor, to ¢ 1 have f en and ay (nd think: they are dannibl jobliging as a father who seeks to dis- Plague nor flood, In one of the d Is that sweet title, “I 1 am a great P00 F ve confident that there ere no bose ar | pone of a dowerloss daughter. You wil! asters of the last century the plague! Of all the terms at Love's command — | L or no » € When rite ae | be ae welcome as a ray of sunshine Carried off four thousand people daily| ‘The truest and sincerest, | ; i home in perfect ord et it in tmpos-| 9g witht continue toe | coming after a day of ceaseless rain.” | for many days, and jealous Tigris over-| Most winuing name by nature planne ; sible for me to ple isband, 1] 91, women and little gir, | - flowed ite destroying several Is Just old-fashioned “Dearest!” have no charm, it seems, f He " t the voice of & bar The prac’ of “catching the Speak- thousand houses and drowning fifteen! y never thinks king me anywiere the the: ne cane er's oye’ dates back to the sersion of thousand people, Like most Ortental | It reasmires this heart of mine at very la ut is Sine Sanidity ah When ine |1640 tn the Hngila Parliament, when | <itles, Bagdad looks her best trom And sets the joy bells ringing | le ) rs hea p i of a dog, And, Judgin ® heated dispute arose detween distance. You miss the Mithy, narrow| Goes to my head Itke rare old wine~ apt Kind . sane the one-eyed and otherwise maimed members of the House, sever of Streets, where two horses can hardly| New Joys and hopes upspringing: ¢ 4 WIPE s ¢ € I think they have ; Whom claimed precetence of speach, Walk abreast, and behold a vision of! Let others cali me aa they will, Cithisen wa, “ ely Ay é It wast deviled thar whoever first 1uxurlant date groves, out of which rise! The kind or severest, , ideltil oa hes a should hi Mt islands of green domes and grace- I heed them not, though good or il!, y ‘ She--What are you going to give “W's! ‘ a abould nave) Mine TUATAE OF RROD TQuime MiG Aigee: |” tenite you willl cal me Dearest hee ° up during Lent? cle eeses loss, when aut the East Ind!a Gompany maintained —_—_—— —c pee aica,”” whe —He—$150 for my wife's newest [yl Sint wmouthiy unl to tag Wh the anctent city of the Caltphs a HIS OPINION. | & “sin ? LU sa and etiquette of dre, AF ag Wd 4 - resident, with a generous eatabiten: . Semi-Princesse Dress rn No. G95 k not come up to us nee en ¢ was alloted ment; nowadays We arc content with : WANA AA A N enn nna que: lore 194 I tra > with an atominad fat; conseque: tho usual modest consular service. ‘Do you believe there really is 1 How) Call at THE BY NG WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION the birds to de These oatures Hy Ropean Continent ter | AT COLLEGE, lly two menin on catch his | London Chrontele, j6uch thing as platonic affection, He fe BUREAU, Lexington avenue and Twenty-third street, or send by are n C prejudiced a WIEN ices venra, Y SRYO never tian ioaee passin oye « 9 decile to give | iene | pects?” queried Dobson. mail to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO., 132 E. Twenty-third street, fnatincts may be depe: 4 purtes: by any other nation 1 want a pony: on Horace, way to one anes, To obviate this a) THE STRONGER WEAPON. Vell," sald Henpeck, scratching his Obtmin jN Y¥. Send ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered, Ch an»: ench, I think thea other re you ure, air, further rule was framed to the effect o-Thoy say that an apple a day hoad reflectively, “I believe that efter atiane IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always ; he eadtes 0 have travelled as I have 7 » this free tranalation? that the Speaker whould cal) by name will keay doctor awa: five or six strenuous years of married specify size wanted, Add two cents for letier postage if ino 5 e In every rempect, these handy Mera’! upon the om viewed (0 address He Why atop there? An onion a day \life one can acquire it,’ = Harper's J@atterms tipsy, B A JENNINGS, | come 4 W conte eacn—Toledo Biade — | sue hou : iver vi the oMflee will Kemp everybody away.—Zit-Bite, | Weekly. : Gn rreewennnernn rennnnnrorerccronenronrere.