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ning World Presa Publishing Company. SObe eH PrLITZAR, Juntor, Mee'y. 63 Park Row. Published Dally Except Sunday hy the 3. ANGUS SHAW, 63 Park Pres. and ‘Treas, ntered at t York ae Second-Ciase Matter, 6 | Buby on. Rates For England and the Continent | a nner Tord forthe United Stat AM Countries in the International Postal Union. and Canada, $3.50 | One Year . oO a Year She Sorin VOLUME ¢ 75 ba! HI <a | NO. 18,090. | One Month, BEFORE MAKCH FOURTH. Y some plain means of honest and open politics the repres atic party at Al- bany must elect a Senator before the fourth of March or s itatives of Demoe! ibmit to popular condemnation as being too weak, too factional, too subservient, too com- | pletely boss-ridden to be capable of political effi- ciency. 4 With a Democrat in the office of Governor, Democracy at Albany shows no leader; with the larger number of members of the Legisla- ture, no 1 jority; with an emphatic mandate from the people, no programme; with all authority of law and of public support, no real power; no positive efficiency. Out of the confusion there emerges the one clear issue forced by Tammany—that of boss rule against | popular rule; of secret intrigues with the big interests against open fidelity to the people. | That issue must be met. Evasion and delay avail nothing. The election of a Tammany Senator will be a virtual revelation to the voters t the men whom they elected last fall on the Democrati platform are unfitted to govern and unworthy of confidence. Such a revelation will be remembered next year. It will handicap every ticket of the party in the Presidential campaign. 'M BITING ie 42 | GHOST-SEEING STATESMEN. | ECIPROCITY with Canada, according to Senator Young of Iowa, will be “a great calamity.” He says: “It pramtically confers citizenship upon the Canadians without even asking them to take off their hats while the oath is administered.” | Reciprocity with the United States, according to the Hon. Clifford Sifton, former Canadian Minister of the Interior, will be “a great disgrace.” He says “the Canadian Northwest will become the backyard of Chicago, and every hoof of cattle on her plains | will be controlled by the Beef Trust.” Here are two clear cases of what President Taft called “ghost secing” with the added pleasantry that each frightened spectator mis- takes the other for a spook, And what jabbering! . | Why should the admission of Canadians to citizenship be a calamity to the United States? Why should free access to our Quarkets be a disgrace to Canada? The worst effect of ghost seeing is the talk it cau °¢e | PLAYS AND PLAYGOERS. | HARLES FROHMAN is quoted as saying in a Ton- | don interview that American playgoers “are more | in sympathy with people in the play who are wrong | AL, MOUSE S LEG, Doc , OLO SPort Daily Magazine, Thursday, Marc ; Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. Ki, Doc, ti! HELLO, THATE To WALI iM Box OOZHIN THe NG EGQas \ Lorree ure CooKeR-Fe-Cooo ! | ('% CHANTECLER I'VE CHANGED (4 NOT LOONY MY MIND, JUDGE | ON COLD SToRAGE WAITING: UP THE MOON | h 2, | Wives Who Have Made Their Husbands Famous By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Copsright, 1911, by The Hrew Wubusbing Co, (fhe New York World), No. VI.—Isabella of Castile. f than 200 years before William and /Mary reigned in England end y dutifully turned her kingdom over to her Dutch husband, @ woman A very different calibre was born in Spain, She was Isa Queen of Castile, whore name ap- } Peared jointly with that of her husband, Ferdinand of | Aragon, on all public ordinances and who is known im the history of every country in the world as the patrom saint of Christopher Columbus, Isabella mothered many ventures and institutions, én~ eluding the Inquisition, during her retgn. Hut it was her enterprise in staking the needy Genoese adventurer who discovered the western world that made her and Ferdinand of Aragon figures of international, ine stead of local, feme Most of us remember woman we met when we Queen Isabella as the first began the study of American historys You can see her now, leaning forward from one of the twin thrones on which she and Ferdinand are sitting; following eagerly the discourse of Columbus, who (is pictured with a map of the world in his hands. A Royal “Woman of Busines: PPP PPP PLP PPI PP IPLPPPPLPLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPL A I tmagine you thought of Queen Isabella as a gentle, womanly creatute who offered to pledge her jewels that Columbus might find his dream. I did. 1 But there ts ich more to be sald for the theory that she is an unusually shrewd busin woman who was willing to risk a small amount of money on the possidility of 1 ms, Whatever on unbelief, the Mother of the Inquisition cannot ve | regarded as a woman gov i by the tender emotions. Isabella Was the daughter of John IL, King of Castile, and was born in Mit, At the of elghteen she married the King of Aragon, and when her vrother, Henry I'v, died she ascended the throne of Castile, although hee J elder sister, Joanna, was really entitled to succeed. | But 1 la had made } very populur during her brother's lifetime, | and, with some trifling military: assistance from her husband, she succeeded in | convincing: the Estates of Castile that ee was a much more suitable person to be Queen than the rightful heir. During joint reign with Ferdinand from Spain by the conquest of Grenad: has been credited with that triumph of Spanish arms. But sie would never have been anything but one of a line of sovereigns less Interesting to students of Spanish history if she had not been ney in an unknown adventurer’s dream of discove: imirus, and @ sense the Mother of Americ r womens pellet ¢ the Moors were finally expelled and Isabella, whether justly or not, he hee “Twere WERE) “Acs | THIRTEEN OFUS FP rignc! nee with Ferdinand of Aragon, o made their husbands famous, ——e¢6e she belongs ee eeneennennennnnnnannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnl i {*All the World’s a Stage.” (Little Comedies of Every Day.) By Alma Woodward. Copyright, 1011, by Vue Less Hablusning Co, (The New Yors World, ad T was. The boss took the whole staff up to Mr. Hobson's office, at Blanic street and Proadway, and we've been working there ever since two o'clock. 1 t's the reason you couldn't get me | downtown, | Mrs. G. (suspictously)—Funny thing— | going to another man's office to work! yan impatient ter Mr, Green foot, | "A thinid key. ¢ Gin ¥ «Ma, out | G; heerl’,)-4Tello, girlie!| Mr. G. Gindulgently)—Not at all, my M What's new? | dear; you simply don't understand, Mrs, gidiy)-Do you) We're working on a big real estate what tim know than with people who are right; they seem to love the stage swindler, and they laugh now at things they used to weep over.” | Is that a condemnation of the playgoer or of the play? ‘There are good reasons for helieving that the fundamental sym- pathies of the human heart are essentially the same in all lands and} | Coprright, 1912, be The Prege Pobdishing Co, among all races; that they remain unchanged from age to age,| (The' New York World ) 5 igh A | 5, off Mrs, Vanswine's puffs; I'll kick! food, and what there is that Isn't Spare | despite all variations and differences of manners, of customs and even By Roy L. MeCardella: Sparalgo in his artistic temperament! | algo, the Black Hand terror, 1s meet- of morals, Lilsiiat ohare atasal You can stay, but I go!" | Ing at the doorway and licking up!” 1" HE | I well under way. Signor Sparalxo had sung tn Italian, Mlle, Tar agon had sung tn French, A very thin person of In- But there are wide differences in methods of playing upon those tympathies. Hamlet mocked at the presumptuous friends who, al- though they could not play upon so simple an instrument as a flute, thought to play upon him, J Many of our dramatists and actors are | definite sex, al- like those same fine gentlemen, They take the human heart for, though tt was in male attire, had a flute and try to play upon it, but make us laugh where we should! tackled the plano weep, and weep where we should laugh, with a ferocity far beyond its ap- parent strengt pI DOLLARS AND AFFINITIES. rvuwpmes hey | 17) + 7 i St ah f shoulders had long ago cut through her | 4CTURING on “The Family” before a Chicago au-| gown , } Pine and who had curious little | dience, Prof, Charles Zueblin said that the “nn-| knuckles’ in the front of her throat | that worked while she sang had ren- | written law” was formulated and has been main-| dered three Biscayan love songs in the tained to meet the disagreements and difficulties | Basque language 4 | There was a loll here for a few min- arising from the fact that under our marriage laws| utes to let a dazed audience recover and social | Itself, and then a folksong In Gaelic yas rendered, with harp accompant | ¢ nt, by a stout lady who distributed pamphlets asking contributions for a fund to introduce Gaelic in the public schools. After this there was a herole recital! : ae of old Norse legends in the vernacular | fe. That theory even in its novitiate | by a fat blond gentleman, in which and now that it has been worn to aj h@ simulated, in acrobatic pantomime, ; i what Mr. Jarr thought was the tap- 1 as harmonize with any philosophy of it.) ping of beer keg# at an old Norse } How absurd in this twentieth century is the antiquated nineteenth | Bc but which, tt was explained, was | simply symbolic wf the death demi Mttle strang conditions “a woman with a million dollar personality” frequently finds herself foreed into dependence | n upon * ‘a thousand dollar masculine income.” The chief benefit to be derived from the doctrine is that, of dis placing the theory that marital misery is due mainly to a lack of aflinity between husband and \ never fitted the facts of | |r frazzle it does not so m century delusion that every elopement, every desertion, every fickle | Toetandt. fondness for another flame was due to a spiritual aspiration for aj ae and stabbing mecch ait among | | themselves nds in a Brystoal harmony! Then there was an, int al The Chicago doctrine is hl more intelligible, No one ever, clatter of forks aroused Mr. Jar ene h eg ' : jie “Thank goodness!” he cried, “the ree knew what he meant when talking of “an affinity of souls But even | tresnments wilt n English the most ordinary intelligence rstands a philosophy expressed in| But he was They were cara ak } ‘ . caviare sandwiches the size of postage! terms of 1 y. All can with a woman of a million) stamps, tea with a slice of lemon and| dollar pers ty forced to on the income of a thousand | ® mall pink outbreak of canned lov. | dollar man ster salad y ne | tered and tie destroyed all food rig on the frontier iLetters From the People} “#00 ew. sos ane oe. RA fourth plate reached him bearing noth-| ¥ ~~: ng but Signor Spar ys finger prints | * A Cowboy Query, to b “ In his “house pr a Bertiiion Ndentificn BOF potty are Will some kind peader who 1s ox+| square hous thar Con’ bo etemea ‘| “you atay re!" erled Mra, perienced in the ways of the W KIZIKIRTS feet, cinta Jarr, “EMe SkiMngton ts going to| vise @ young man of nineteen who Ah dance a Greek dance, tn which the will fons, for the Jen about to y all of the plains? | o¢ Interpret Orpheus'* visit to the Inferno West and can success follow t wid faa atraight lnevanie “Watch me trierpret an escape from | life? Also, which State ix most advan: | gave S*\an Inferno of the moder replied | tageous for immig and how a Mr. Jarr. pau a nat 1 the proper |p ’ | aire Jerr detained tim by g wort of ranch? AMBITIOUS . T bought goods at 91,20 0 "ie 5 ‘ A Straight Linet yard, Mow shail 1 mark them per yard aeiny Ore (0. have She Faliage, of To the Editor of The Evening World ji3 order to give a discount of # per the adagio mov: from ‘Thus Pera 1s the “Man from Missour!” trying to! cent, and ettil make @ proft of . per| Zenathuatra,” Strauss. tone poem, catch Us napping, or does.ae really want ceut.? i t | transposed for four bande!” % run amuck among all hands. attention.’ been waiting 80 long with her ear to the ground that she is ready to topple man’s “love” mentality plays so inflnitesimal a part. then his wife seems particularly absorbed and thoughtful. \ second teeth, or a wild bachelor after he has gotten hie second wind, |complacent that he'll swallow anything else you choose to tell him. |] T 19 not the cize of your feet that {ff on English Jokes for the protection ner] THs paper printed a contribution Mr. Jarr, for an Outlay of $13, Secures a Silk Hat, a Fur Overcoat and a Plump Gold Purse attracted isn't an “Let me out!" cried Mr. Jarr, “or I'll) “Everybody's attention ts I'll pull| toward the food, and there “Don't create a scene arr, said Mra. cting everybody's plied Mr. Jarr. “And you wanted me to wear @ allk | hat and a fur coat and be @ musical| {Reflections of a w % Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland | Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), rn the average “home” consists of two rooms and bath, and the average “family” of one wife and a dog. When a man hesitates to propose to a girl, he doesn't know whether it's the fear of being “turned down” or he fear of being “taken up” that paralyzes him. To be beautiful softens a woman's heart, but it softens a man's backbone, The average man will not say a definite word of love until a girl has ight over into his arms from sheer exhaustion. Mental science never cured a man of love-sickness, because in the usual A man with a normal conscience always trembles with apprehension | It is utterly foolish to try to tame a wild animal after it has gotten its Tella man that you know he can't be flattered and it will make him ao| A wife that looks like ready-money is as good as plenty of credit. ———_—__—_++4. The Hedgeville Editor By John L. Hobble Copyright, 1011, by The Press Publshing Co, (The New York World of the Americin consumer, ECK HENDERSON pays that he would rather see a great woman from Dan Serib last week, but he| than @ great man becau e {s more didn't buy enough extra copies of js @ novelty, prevents you from stepping into ane other man's sho paper to pay for the R, HIBBS jost one of Nis dest pa: | Stood, Mrs, Jarr gained past the porta’ | out to a cultured evening of music an | proposition for him—and we held, er sort of a consultation, as it were! . G. (not at all convinced)—H'mt take off your coat and come in t| to dinner, I guess everything's cooked ndert G. (bravely)—Oh, ‘bout ctx or ng rage)—Six noth-| mes Gre 1g a protesting hand) mean to te e {U's as with str » but a n divests himself of his t with alacrity, meanwhile himself on his narrow thered exclamation from went on Mr. Jarr in hissing few other thing! “Woman, we have been mar- about hearing. | ireen cuts short his dream. He ried many years and have a home and) Mr, G, (with cheruble Innocence)— around.) children, but after this all is over be-| Why, Kate, darling, are you put out (with @ sardonte grin)—Since tween us! Lemme go! | about something? n have polka dots been the fashien ‘Wait till they start to sing in G Mrs. G (ignoring the grand stand play) | man," pleaded Mrs. Jarr. starter sings so loud gverybody thinks! peng t on a Saturday afternoon he will burst a blood vessel, 80 all eyes when the office closes down at on: are always on him; we can get @Way | thirty, you walk jn at seven-thirty for | Ja without it being noticed” | “Herr Bung- | —Will you kindly tell me how tt hap-j G y)—T don't understand you, my dear! Mrs. G. rthiessly)—No? Well, 1es Green, you're a study in blue and Ww | dinne | white polka dots all over your clothes. You may escape in the vocal explo: | ytr, G (passing a weary hand over a » dots, strange to say, are about the sions, but I am going NOW!" Mr. Jar) careworn brow)—My dear, I was work- of the tip of a billlard cue, and the declared. “Meet me on the sidewalk, | ('" © Gésth ib be Challe! I'm going to get my hat and coat." | Mrs, G, (sweet!y)—Oh! Working down G. (plteous!y)—My dear, you Bo saying he alipped away. In the confusion that attended the next oute, burst of classic song in whatever lan- guage it was that none present under- at the office, I presume Mr. G. (sighing)—Not rest of the staff as well. Mrs. G, (with dlabol that so? W the office th don’t mean to say— Mrs. G, (running over page In tele- phone book) — Hobson — Hobson — Hob- glee)—Oh, 1s! ¢on's Billiard Parlors, Blank street and as it happens, T phoned | Broadway! Huh! Real estate propont- et Twice Central! t Well, next time brush your ny reply, the third time | clothes off before you come home, and epera answered and sald | you may get away with It! tten out unus' Mr. G, (ruefully)—T wich T could get aturday! hold of the fellow who said womon swere to see you | devold of perspicact ing~ CURTAIN, y I, but the of the Stryver mansion, waere Mr. Jarr awaited her. He was wearing a slik i hat and a fur-trimmed overcoat. couldn't get “What have you done? Taken some- of the sv hat and coat,” gasped Mra,| that every one had ally seven for “Sure,” replied Mr. Jarr. “But don't] Mr. G. (gravely) you care. I think it's Sparalgo's. You! doubt me, dear. I sald I was w wanted me to get a silk hat and a fur | pasa coat, so I got his. This affair to-night i The Day’s Good Stories si me $13." She Matched It. ‘But this is terrivle!"’ HAT tile little girl with the threepence ta. “What shall I say?" Don't say a word," replied M pennies wanted wae some red ribbon hale for her” mother, “I swiped this gold purse for you And he refused to return any of the articles and say they were taken b mistake until Mrs, Jarr promised him t she would never, never again ask hii de, ut she couldn't expan it, iat; It was deoper than that, and that, and #0 00. fon was’ looking hopeless when gud denly she 1 from the shop and seleed a ing gentleman by the hand, Wil you pleste come into thts abop with the aske? tnnocently ‘ertaln\y, my chickabidds,"* replied the gene tleman, ‘if T can be of any use, What ts tt ‘The ‘little girl replied not, but led the won. the counter "he said triu was! “i . Stott “tn explana i) The Philosophy of Work. sretta “lor 'e ermoned “palltieal eA a rhartna eoerpese “or . N reco penses them for thetr suffer. Inga, It render m laborious bi |cause to the greatest tolls tt attaches the greatest rewards.—Montesquieu, It Is only by labor that thought can ‘tbo made healthy, and only by thought landjaty, | that labor can be made happy; and the York,' "—St, one I'm sorry erled M Jarr, From Two Points of View. | AITING for a train at M wn the other day w a man, fashion om a holiday, | At tl Jersey farmer and lis wife, & aweet young girl ontered Jike @ breeze through an open win low. As he girl gilded out young man turned to his @ tw song. Also he extorted a promise from her} that he could join the "Pig's Knuckle na Club” that Gus belonged ty, er : : Just then the old farmer turned to his wife No Harem Skirt for Him, | et rma Ain't she got‘ purty hide, eh? ‘Times. The mie nas moft ai ‘Mother tleman's yhant! the —>—— Worse and Wors: x UGHFS, tn talking | been deal. ‘Tt was an © wore’? he wld Atlantic Cit ‘A gentleman house sniffed at the fis 1g the landlady, b Look here, th I get in New York. SeewWhy, that ‘All our fish comes from ty board ret before him, and, anid tha Vout two cannot be separated with fr punity. Digateh. | If you want knowteage you must toi i for tt; tf food, you must toll for it; toil Groundless Pleasure. in the law, M, SHAW at the recent banquet of | It would be well if all of us were good mmercial T' ont aguinat © gre said of © | handicraftsmen In some kind, | ind, American | Work first and then rest, fs groundles, It reminds me| You must do more than pray, you th jmust work,—Ruskin, in a dugout tm Noth | Shun no toll to make yourself remack- vein ee bountary | able by some talent or other, Yet do fan's dugout into the latter | NOt devote yourself to one branch exelu- | etvei: rive to get clear notions about ell, mother,’ sald a surveyor to her, ‘ron | all.—Seneca, fn North Carolina any more, You lire) Observe, without labor notl “How do you like the bl-partite| in virginia now. How do you ike 4 | pers. naate thing prog. ekirt?” ‘ HHdke itt e014 the old woman, Why. 1 like |" "Vireve's guard ie labor,~Tasso, St shifted the old w Btate. don't 1 IKKE REYNOLDS says there is a movement on foot to raise the tare tlents Inst week; her recovery was raterious and unexpected, A . of course, Everybody know “ jon't care at all or the ‘buy'| i S™eccuner ‘tate than North’ Coruna? 22 | Labor ride us of three great’ eviles iskeomences, vice and poverty,—Voigains “Washington Bias, ator ney arn Cua