The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1911, Page 16

_March 1, 1911. Such Is Life. lire Jarr Family By Maurice Ketten. by the Preee Publishing Company, Now 83 to 63 k Kow, Now York ¢ U8 SHAW, Pres. and ‘Trousy) JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Sec'y. ANGUS SF 63 Park Row. € Park Row ence : Finterel nt the Post-Office at Naw York ax Second-Class Matter, | Mr. and Mrs. Jarr Find Themselves in the ey he acta S Social Swim. The Swimming Is a Bit Heavy n Rates to The Evening | For ‘orld for the United states A and € yuntties 1) the Tnternational | $0.75 86 ade. Postal Union. 82.50] One Year ’ . 201 One Month .iite Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), McCardell. ] “We have had this same trouble wpon 9| other occasions for charity, Great a tists will not graciously consent to ap- pear unless they are pald. We are disappointed at the attendance, when tt blond ledy turned VOLUME 51 Piano stool up for five or six re jutions, Then she frowned and] turned it. down to MAN'S SACRED GARMENT. \ HOW SHOCKING ae j | wr fe 4 : is considered that this affair has euch ; here It had been! getect and exclusive patronage and such 4 KECAUSE two young women wearing the “harem| | efore, ‘Then shola list of notable talent, not to mention worthy cause—the Bungalow Colony skirt” undertook a walk on Fifth avenne there was | Homeless Sailors." There was applause at thts, and Mra, the! Vanswine rapped for order again, 3 ‘ed as “The iree cannot go on,” she sald 2g Moumh stabbed sharply, “unless $95 more Is raised. 1 ye” $7 “te the piano ts| seo thirty gentiemen present. Hach must M the least bit out of ive me $3. In sment, Signor, You Row-t.mVCARDE ("6 (and it MUS right,” she added, this be at concert piteh!) | t! tg. Sparalgo will not sing!” whispered| Then she stalked around the room and Mrs. Jarr. [held up every man present for $3 at the “It's a stall! His real trade ts tuning| Point of her fan pianos, He comes around the next day “Tam arteest,” sald the Signor haugh- and stings them for an extra ten-epot,|tily. "No getta da mon, no seenga da | PN bet," replied Mr. Jarr. Jaria, scabooch! | Six. Sparatgo threw back tis head,| “Ife is going to sing ‘Scabooch! rolled his eyes to the ceiling, grasped a| Whispered Mrs, Jarr. “I have always of muste with both hands across | longed to hear tt high} “It's as ring song, then," sald Mr, from|Jarr; “it's Italian cussing, T've heard ! 80 much fat, the word before. Come, let's duck be- “Ah, che Ia morte!" fore I'm made to come across with three men." “T gett da st T no getta heard tor something like a riot in a minute, and the police | had to h taxi. When a similar venture was made in Paris the adventurers were SS — mobbed. And now we are told that the Pope has been induced to send forth from the Vatican a decree against the wearing of any sort of bifurcated skirt. This flutter wherein New York and Paris agree and have the ap- proval of Rome has several kinds of humor in it. In the first place it discloses the extraordinary amount of interest men take in women’s dress. In the second place it reveals the absurdity of the contention | that men wish women to dress sensibly. In the third place it shows & Teadiness to resent a harmless innovation, along with a tolerant | apathy toward other innovations that are not harmless. In nothing is mankind more conservative than in thie matter. | Women may have the right to vote, and also the privilege of being a justice of the peace, but the bifurcated garment is man’s sacred pre Togative. No woman shall ever wear it and show it. | them into j standin ' fat stomach and, tn a | volce that and shook his head ady at the plano, r hands down on the no keys so the rings er eked sharply and the Viva = PhS Hy oN NEES shoulders. Mr. Jarr had arisen to go, but Mrs. A BOSTON PROBLEM. a Al “Non, non!" he “FRet fs im-]Jarr saw that the cold eye of Mra, Van- iz i pos’! swine upon him, and pulled him AREFUL statisticians in Boston have calenlnted 4 | Goratartiaiton was:on: ail. aces: axcant| banks Weve groan ea auHEa GHAR a Mr. Jarre, Mrs. Vanswine and Mrs] ange!’ snapped Mrs. that “a common cold in the head” in that city aver- ‘Btryver his accompanist, and animated and|a mewhat angry discussion took place| mixed. ¢ ed tones. | tried over to the singer and| V | nt of very che: it. ‘The affalr ts person only had a dol ignor and handed people hy ages “an economic loss to the community” of $44.34. u AMY Sem ene Uh SS: « If the loss were borne by the man that had 8 Mrs. Vanswine rapped on the! hi The Signor handed {t to ‘ fj 7 my " | with her fan 1, calling the; the bony blond accompanisg, his wit = the cold it conld be passed over as a private affair | aecaer i addae, seu le for-one aWANl: WePUASDOING with which the public has no concern, but being a loss to the com- eee ds, a contreter se un unconscious move toward her | Be! » refuses to sing the ‘Mis | st =) unless he receives his notr,”* } f relle t up as she recor £/ | Mr snickered ser mind and thrust F “She means ‘pour botre’—tip ills the sle ' ' ' munity, it is properly a subject of municipal concern and we shall | } doubtless hear of an ordinance on the subject | At this distance the point of main interest in the report is the ‘svi Wake ae ae Jack of information as to the average duration of a common cold in hands prot notr’ means ‘black beast'—the Si that. all right. But I got an inkl! ed hollering for oyv hollering fo © pro 1 have consairt t Jarr. “EA s' not strain v Isn't it d then, it's the Then he rolled to the accom- artist nperament."* | pa t and the musicale was under way. ‘(ie wants his money first, if that's} “You are not going, Signor? asked what you call the art! tempe: poor Mrs. Stryver wh the great artist ment,’ replied Mr. Jarr. ‘I'm glad of | finished and the polite applause died it. Now Mrs. Vanswine and Mrs, y-| down, ver, the people with money, will have| “Not till we get somezing to eat, to come across!" the Signor greed! But the people with money never do. | “That for mine!” sald Mr. Jarr. ‘And | Mrs, Vanswine rapped again with her! remember, Clara, we've got to eat $15 tan and said coldly: worth +e. Kew— ; : ae cee The Day’s Good Stories Vertrees was, remained away for thee hours, 80 Man and His Ways, Jong and inexplatuable was his absence that bir Boston. If it endures for 44.34 days, then a Boston man’s head is worth exactly $1 a day to the economic welfare of the community. If it last 444 days, the loss is only about a dime a day. Thus we have ‘the pretty problem: If a cold in the head of a Boston man entails a Teas of #0 much money, does it last forty-four years? fp enicne PROFANITY ON THE STAGE. F the proposed ordinance against the use of pro- fanity on the stage it can be safely predicted that it will be difficult to frame with accuracy and vexa- tious to enforce; that hardly any other problem of stage censorship will be so perplexing. , It is easy enough to determine what conetitutes | _~ | 1 Profanity on the streets or in other public resorts, for in such places | the tone and temper of the speaker reveal the intent of his words. | But on the stage where the whole acope of human manners, emotions | ‘and passions is to be portrayed, the task of delimiting the forbidden | zat norrow night money.’ aid kt asked Vertrees ‘% triumphant! venty six mss from the permissible will not be so simple. It is doubtful if the | C”7™# 10! by Te Pres Pulishiog Co, He sustbe leres yet. a. Bosat chek | soket a) Hot Headed) lois yee aeons Goa rate Stan; ) , ’ ‘ork Wor! ‘oved a Boomerang! ‘orgot to mail, and th aring it up!|the Man Who Can't Be Foole: j moat skilful analyst of language can define at what point in dramatio ROASIVEMEAS goes through | [pen praenaes Sie ears wee | Anticipated Widowhood. | | @ expression “God” ceases to be a prayer and becomes a profanity, or A ptt ac aetT i DI Tal aaa el abel a tty ut Renunciation 18/ When Opportunity finds the “Out”! bape reg ere tart pele ae A ‘j aera pe ndyt Quittert | of your trousers one of those tet like Bricks without Straw sign on our door he just smiles sar, ™ A tee ye 1S bie eee ‘ where “damn” loses vulgarity and takes on the dignity of high 2 |ttiat you've neta, from t ; 1 donicalty and passes ont Sisenie ur yal 2urveyor © Gold | Somehgw we al-|.1# the fun of tind y f back i eres}. FOU San't Jud ing away from the Company he Keepst vere What Every ’ emotion. All sane people will agree that since the theatre has become | @ popular place of amusement for children as well as for grown peo- ple, it must be subject to some sort of censorship more siringent | than of old, but it should not | aT w wife rms, kept a gene ore at Croydon One day he eet off for York to buy a lot of goods, ‘The goods were whipped tm: as Bill had lingered in Fork reache! Croydon Four Corners » of His Delay. od the Ser nn nen Self-Contented and Se wider apart than the P. whisper some to us. | arbitrary nor absurd. The Dritter of W 1 f e K nows You can't expect the man who ts con- vet ese SCs | Bian teices tent with Harely Getting By Slgzacetl man, SENATORIAL IMBROGLIOS } stig ah By Sophie Irene Loeb Cee a Re Hn } SS Sace ait to the ser-| y Pp | The mont Exterlorly Emot onal Man | etnet ue etutied, aceondis T hase Mrs. Sprague, her eres bindet with tears, | ITH but a few fleeting days of life before it the} Conquered hel , Wa ever. knew: wag also the @uddenest Just ralred. | Tre nant ne wm trends! 10 Our | potatad to tie necking case, wheter Was Gite ; ; ; ns his Battle all alone! Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World Fofecloser of Mortgages | 10 46 eT Gilet tn Taree, bis i Senate of the United States, instead of hasten. | i! ail atone : uae | ELD ath og) BU fate n Traveler } T was evening and the woma The dinner bi ei ret al — - setts slabs eee | nad of our Sano: es that we overdo widow. 1. Waa ome home. er we've been a and fights, that thing 6f Calling @ Spade a Spade, alae ib ON cot while, we want to The oddest feature of the situation is the i — It must be flow . ‘: ; Sas Ne) de our Perform our Was this 8 lay or an anniversary |, OUF !ea of Nothing to Warm Up to } tricacy with which the Lorimer case has been in-| prinises thers meutan'e he! gay auen PEON SRO? Wass Lite, es uirthgay WVSEMRI?'| ig cue Manu Whorlasiete Von Opeciny | | _ tertwived, interwoven and intertwisted with the reciprocity bill and thing as Commeretal Pay he came in, he tossed the bundle into he His Wife's Maj]: | ia aia8k 1a ;} Hy ah wy | There's f flower: for TT happene o | oe } 1 the tariff commission bill. ‘Nhe three measures have no natural rela of us would Meap better If the PE he peor it ey age Pe ¥ ~ pass ®) Phere fe no such thing as a complete | dresses for | tion the one to another, but the exigencies of ‘ities have so ta f our Breaks had " » then ting yy t hal n ch | Punkerino, 7 most Monolithic Liar ed ’ ry poli 1 ke t ne ot half 60 much } tn Invistole Ink ae : . mth | we ever knew was otherwise a Most | them that one set of Senators refuse to vote upon any one of , the flowers as 4 connechon With | Tovable Mant ; are . ; them, She was 1h omething that had : | unless another is also voted on, while a second set insist t been worrying her, It was a trivial thing but now she| «rhoyn never abolish Flogging trom the of Experience! three shall be settled in a bunch In the Tall er Timbers} thought, “I will not ther him with it" For had he not, been thow ? | both novel and smart, White nfusion is worse confounded by the fact that some Lo Rig ere 7 _ — Co: i e confounded by the fa hat some Ty i at SENTIMENT, We may say we are| . pre Braggart forgets that Advertis-| } men are for reciprocity and some against it, some for the tariff com , | living in a world of fact, not fancy; but, APTDR ALL, in! ing Never Pays unless the Goods are inen with threa@y j i 7 Pic ttc on Aes i ; | the undercurrent of exist TIMENT RULES THE | Rights of blue is the me | mission and some agai t, while some of the reciprocity men | WORLD. We can't get away from tt ry commercialism may by a torial strated, j are for the commission and some against it. Ho! for the extra Aind Us to tte ACTUAL being; but tt 4 present, even there. nown many a Bagged Cat to i thedpeea tie } jon! If you doubt ft, go into some of the prominent offices In the seething centres _ deed j} seeston? of business and seo the DAILY B P arrive in er to the standi eae appropriate £06 | — — There's a n. A breath of re: ure, amid the art The . Apprentice. makes a w fabrics ay ality of things, does much to dispel the coldness of the atmosphe of com- Sloppy Journeyman! . W f | Quite UNCONSCIOUSLY it tram 8 growing treachery in the heart of the Some of us are mighty keen to it an i n, That, cert t he domestic realm ts easily discerned, | the Ca Nation Clause tn the Good « “4 } wever, the! e f the times is in the seeming stopping of atten- | Conduc Contract! ie i tt APTED A husband ma n that it ls NO US > _ | eae < via t é ; Forgive and Forget. | ferred to as"! Ja He Be triblty. self at dynam t ENTITUSTASM to " 2 fetlantes ¢ mt few peopl \ 1 present era of PROGRESSIVENESS to teach him, N« 1 picture, By Francis Whitman Roberts. } | Hees, Seton's the Nauiaas Ve : existe than of the 4 man plucking a flower and t to the white- NRGTVE And taraati Asap. har R ADped K by his wide, He « the time and r mbered to do it f ‘ y “ ; . It was one ° f happine: Don't ¢ fn sbi } cow, Ver fl * 5 very wife Knows that [fa husband would dust.conmides a minute that tw t grude, on abe ' aa ones, but jor three cigars less would buy a th of violets for HER when the flelds are ntia “Anta: hitae ved : The Courter eee M |- %. nH y ? REAL JOY tt would bring, Joy tt ‘ r the buds have withered and faded | Your heart with ts self-wounding n sinh 8 i ae ee t e : OLD JED BULGE DRIV have CREATED BLOSSOMS fn the heart of her. Ah, verily it {9 a LITTLE arrows of spito, wi | eat orate se the proviss mil # the anewer, || HIS FOOT INTO HIS jenna! bs ak H t A en ade aeteata ’ = Hut as the wise soul has sald, “T make for perfection, but perfection on't @ay, but T cannot s material DD lag lle alr BOOT SO HARD YISTERDAY || |i9 no trin the end (ha {rife Gsmumen proportions cf PMAGH pemape vae| forme ) io j asiny twenty f ! : t : THAT WHEN THE STRAPS realized, Ang tod thing has tts compensation, | r it's only plain truth that 1 spealc . or 44 rear, just - {| BROKE, HIS FOOT WENT ‘or, a her says, “Phe name of the horse that sure to win ts ae Ne a 4 T 1 ok " lle elleves that of things, Pattern So, cog 5 Pile || CLEAN THROUGH THE ; ba nat Jl = ‘ 5 for he rear at the sa || FLOOR AND IT TOOK THE RD ORE: PIeNaUT’ g ine hak LL f 4 6 ; the army i i : “ ae mye | | Sieh aeeuna die tha many 1) HULL FISHCREEK FIRE er to wife at home {sa good thine for any Girl's One riece Dress Pattern—No, 6953 » { equa vile se 0 DEPARTMENT TO CHO | a 4 not be @ oor rget that you're injured, or ever have How} Call at THE ING WORLD MAY MANTON PASINOM | ae caniivaan that the are || HIM OUT. even with her present growing suffragette tendencies, needs the| eet: 4 ; fia andes to JBUREAM, Tesington avenue and Twenty-third street, or send by Les per hour thet the army | w . - | nor Picante ene auirens eodeneleh nage. $e |. suet smile nd ve that you'lt ive foam {mailto MAY MANTON PATTERN CO,, 18 B, Twenty-third street, i “obvious that the rato hat é hd Birgcts Bdl Aas eistnine food te aa anes Ser ertie reat werent) io) (and: Ine : aa tain JN, ¥, Send ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered i he army marches does not | 1. It sounds improbable, Reciprocity spells BATISFACTION, Satisfaction means HAPPINESS, — re the vably widens b IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and alw. aftaat the distance that the sourter | ba rue. GW. R, | and ined tween a fepecify sike wanted, Add twe cents tor letter postuge if tm @ mutt gran, Thargings we ten oe! Veteran, ' | Are we not all cunning efter heppiness? © ; i. . fitceeonebe a * € € ‘ * 2 5 * ane 4 , pcm